Bored urologist here. Questions?

Why urology?

>>726163960
Because I love to look at and handle cocks.

>>726163960
this. I had to see a urologist a couple years ago and I always thought it was so weird a doctor would choose to look at dicks and snatch all day

>>726163960
Cool surgeries, major and minor. Good colleagues. Best tech: lasers, robot, scopes. And best of all I actually fix problems, not just throwing on band-aids.

>>726163706
does this mean you're a professional faggot?

>>726164067
This is really just a small part of it. Most people don't think about the fact that we treat kidney stones, kidney cancer, bladder cancer, etc.

>>726164227
it's still a lot to do with dicks though

>>726164116
Yes. Every urologist is gay. Stay away.

>>726163706

What's the worst thing you've treated someone for?

>>726164290
Probably 1% of all of my surgeries have anything to do with a penis.

Every once in a blue moon I'll have this intense pain while urinating. Sometimes after ejaculation, or just extended periods of having an erection.

You know how if you get a little food or saliva down your windpipe, people say "it went down the wrong pipe?"

Well if I had to describe the pain, it'd be kinda like that. Only like a little bit of pee going down the tube to my prostate, or whatever. I can't into anatomy. But it stings like fuck for just a bit. And it feels like I need to expel that urine from whereever the hell it wound up, but I can't.

Is this normal?

>>726164318
Worst: horrible cancers. Grossest: Fournier's gangrene (Google image it).

I had a stent in recently due to kidney stone.

I had a catheter for a few days. Hurt like a cunt getting it taken out.

I always figured people went into medical school wanting to be a neurologist or cardiologist. Then, if they are struggling, they start looking at less demanding specialties. That is the only explanation I have for proctologists. Or oncologists, all of their patients are going to die anyhow.

JK, I respect how enormously difficult and expensive med school is.

>>726164448
Normal, no. Common, yes. Almost never is anything dangerous.

>>726164500
Stents are miserable. Hate putting them in, but sometimes it's unavoidable.

>>726164462

So THAT's the medical term for that, I've seen a few of those pictures in some gore threads, what do you do to fix it? Just cut away all the infected area and hope for the best?

I'm 19. Every time I've had sex I've been unable to reach orgasm. Sometimes I can't even stay hard enough to keep having sex. Is it performance anxiety, a venuous leak, ED, or jacking off too much?

>>726164448
Not OP, but if I bate when I'm drunk, it burns like fuck when I pee for like an hour after. So I only bate sober.

>>726164564
I guess common is a better word. Is there a name for this phenomenon?

>>726164529
There's also areas that have more demand for work. Dermatology, I hear, has a vast shortage of dermatologists, and pays as well as any field. There's also inspiration. maybe you had a real good teacher in med school, or did very well in a particular topic.

>>726164670
Repeat surgeries until all infected tissue is gone. Lots of antibiotics. Reconstructive surgery once infection cleared...if they haven't died.

>>726164713
What about when you jerk off?

>>726164713
I had that when i was your age. I just kept at it and eventually I got it to work out and can come.

I've had four surgical sperm extraction surgeries and now I have terrible chronic pain on the left side/groin/leg/back. I've recently started working out and sometimes the next day it's excruciating.

Will anything help?

>>726164462
fuck ... i'm not going to sleep tonight because of that

>>726164808
No term for it. When patients come to me for this I tell them the good news is there's nothing wrong. The bad news is there's no fix.

>>726164892
no issues when I jerk off. I'm able to cum and stay hard if i continuously stimulate myself and stay turned on

>>726164981
That pain distribution isn't consistent for testicular pain. Probably a slipped disc in the back or something else.

>>726165020
Then it's not something related to the penis and much more likely to be mental. See a sex therapist.

>>726165008
Is it something all men experience on occasion?

Like every now and then your heart seems to flutter in your chest, and my doc said nah, that's normal, everybody gets that once in awhile but it's nothing. Is it like that?

>>726164385
But your life is centered around a penis and asshole.

>>726165186
that's too expensive for me to pay for and i don't feel too comfortable asking my parents for that lol

>>726165192
Not everyone will have it, but it's common. Probably will go away over time.

>>726165111
Can't deny trips, but how could it not be from 4 testicle surgeries.

I scratched my butthole for a long time one day. After that (and seeing a little blood on the toilet paper)for the past three months I've been having random bouts of extreme itchy ass. I figured out that if I ignore it it will go away. However it comes back whenever I wipe a lot or shit a lot. Do I have scarring? Hemmroids? What the hell? Help

>>726165338
Well did I at least guess the correct cause for the problem? Urine backing up into the prostate?

>>726165344
I'm not saying it can't be, but I'm telling you that pain referred from the testicle doesn't take the distribution you are describing.

What are your thoughts on intersitial cystitis, im a dude and i have it; age 19. Sucks

I have tiny dick and balls. Is that the reason nobody wants to be my gf? Can women notice that from body language or some shit?

>>726165369
You don't know what a urologist is do you?

is wait and see the best strategy to take if end report is fuhrman grade 3 positive margins in pt1a
Clear Cell Renal Cell Carcinoma ?

>>726165492
you probably have no confidence because your peen is tiny

>>726165481
Very rare in men. Most commonly in men is abacterial chronic prostatitis. Consider getting a second opinion unless the rest of your symptoms are classic IC.

>>726163706
how good are phalloplastys now ?

>>726165528
Some men pee from their buttholes like ladies, anon. Don't judge.

>>726165528
Haha I thought that half way through but after typing all that I hoped general medical knowledge might answer it

>>726163706
I have a skin bridge that started hurting a year or so ago. Its on the side of my dick and probably about an inch length wise. It seems like the skin there is getting thinner and it kinda hurts to jerk off. Would getting it removed be a bitch to do?

>>726165586
Obviously. If I had a big dick I'd have the right to feel like a real man

>>726165675
i meant width whoops

>>726165551
I'm assuming that it was microscopically positive and not grossly positive. For grossly positive disease most would recommend nephrectomy, but for microscopic surveillance is appropriate.

>>726165492
kinda related, but i lost 125 pounds and my cock grew a few inches but my ball sack is practically nonexistent. what do

>>726165649
For what disease process?

couple months ago i had a vasectomy. now under my balls i have hard noodle like objects that dont hurt when i pinch them but my balls kill after fucking in doggy style.... will this pain go away and will those noodle like objects always be in there? thanks

>>726165255
hes making more money than you ever will hope to get lol who gives a fuck if sucks dick all day

>>726165645
Yeah they had me on the IC diet and everything, it all checks out. It his genetic or does it just happen? No one in my family line has it

>>726165703
there you go, you just answered your own question. women are drawn to confidence and can sense it. they know you have no confidence because of how you stand, make eye contact etc etc etc

>>726165765
yes was microscopic

>>726165675
Easy to do. I do it in the office if the guy isn't a huge wimp.

>>726165774
Enjoy your bigger dick!

>>726165800
reconstruction after accident where severed

I think I have BXO. What can I do? Doctor said it was just a birth mark but it obviously isn't since I don't have it since my birth, all exams came clear but I didn't do a biopsy.

>>726165811
Sounds like the epididymis is inflamed. If that's the case it will get better over time.

>>726165816
me

>>726165867
thanks for the response bud. I would probably have to be put under unfortunately. I pass out with needles i fucking hate it

>>726165823
Typically just shitty luck. Is it controlled on diet or have you dont any other therapies like Elmiron or medicines in the bladder?

>>726165862
Then surveillance. You should be fine, but make sure you do your CT scans as scheduled.

>>726163706
I am 23, when I was 12 I bent my dick and ever since there's been a strange lump on the side.
>inb4: I never have seen a urologist.
Opinions?

>>726165946
Not that different than it was 20 years ago. Better microscopic surgery now though. Best bet is to not severe your penis.

>>726166069
i mean if he can do it in the office, you can probably diy with a tutorial

>>726166032
hey thanks. nice to know im not completely fucked up.

>>726166227
Sounds most like Peyronie's disease. If you aren't have a significant curvature with erections then no intervention is necessary.

still want a bigger scrotum

>>726166276
yea it's not that easy lol. It's off the the side of the tip part of my dick. It would need to be stitched and what not

Is there a way to make my dick grow? Or is it all just bogus?

>>726166276
I recommend against it. You'll put me out of business!

>>726163706
what is the quickest and most efficient way to get rid of an IC flare?

>>726166227


its scar tissue you dont need to be a Dr to figure that out

>>726166437
If you're overweight then weight loss helps. Otherwise everything you see on TV is total bullshit. And some of it dangerous.

>>726163706

can you tell if a guy takes it in the ass during a prostate exam?

>>726166357
Shiet, you know your stuff, where do I send the bill?

>>726166544
>weight loss

Sucks, I am too lazy for that

>>726165111
>>726166444

Full of trips tonight

>>726166450
For some patients it will fluid hydration and sodium bicarb in water (baking soda). Pyridium can sometimes help as well. Some patients need medicine in the bladder in the office.

>>726166110
Just diet mate. Im only going 20 times a day now compared to 60. Soo horrible. I wouldnt wish it on anyone. Was so depressed.

>>726166567
Usually I can tell they are gay well before the rectal exam.

How to get rid of BXO?

>>726166654
As we say in surgery, sometimes luck is better than skill!

i am 24, and my cum is always filled with these yellowish jelly. am i dying?

>>726166611
dude get your tdee and eat under it. worked for me

>>726163706
I seem to have contracted herpes. (Stupid slut with lipstick, didn't notice the cold sore until after a blowjob).

Is it safe to have sex when I don't have a flareup? (With condoms ofc)

Any care tips?

>>726166804
Can't get rid of it, though some people will treat with steroid cream.

>>726163706
Whenever I smoke weed or drink alcohol my kidney hurts and my penis does a weird thing where the skin wrinkles up and the penis retracts into my body, what is going on

>>726166866
Normal.

>>726166929
Yes, safe. Just be safe and protect your partner(s).

>>726163706
I have mild phimosis, the banjo string is really tight though, will the steroid cream help or will i most likely need snipped?

Hoi. I suffer from a strange, chronic inflammation in my cocktip. I've never had sex, got this when I was 15 and have this now at 20. Still no sex. The thing is, it hurts to piss and cum really fucking bad. I take cortisone for 30 days and rest 30 days in intervalls just to ease the pain. It's not going away and my local urologist is confused as to why this could've happened.

So I might as well ask you if you care to consider it? I know I used to really tense my cockhead when cumming when I was in my younger teens, as 'clever way of not having to clean up'. I believe this to be a driving factor to my issue. However it's not guaranteed or proven. Do you think it's possible that it's the reason?

If so, how come this stuff wouldn't just heal up and be done with it, and instead turned chronic?

Other than that, have you had anything similar in your clinic, and are there things you'd recommend a person would do in their every day life to perhaps help the body fight and heal?

>>726166936
Shit. Wtf do I do then?

>>726163706
Does the sice matter?

>>726167092
Most patients do well with the steroid cream. If it doesn't work you could do a dorsal slit instead of a circumcision if you don't want to lose the foreskin.

>>726167097
Sounds like next step might be biopsy. Impossible to tell without seeing it.

>>726167107
Hygiene if you're not circumcised.

>>726167213
oh nice, thanks for the advice. for the uninsured how much would you expect to pay, few hundred bucks?

>>726163706
You're not an actual urologist are you.

>>726167435
For a dorsal slit? Probably a couple hundred. Takes about 10 minutes.

>>726167537
An entire thread would beg to differ with you.

>>726167336
Interesting. I'm getting an operation sometime in April. They said they were going to 'open up to help ease the pain for the time being'. However long that is, is of course unknown.

I might call them tomorrow and ask if they are planning on biopsy as well. Thanks :)

Generally, do you think cumming puts a lot of pressure and stress on the inflammated tissue? I talked to the doctor and he told me "be sexually active. Don't waste your youth." I get the point of the message but as a factual thing, do you think it can affect the healing process/do damage?

>>726167022
How can it be normal? Never saw it on porn or any other media. Also it is like this for about 2 years.

>>726167665
Is the hole at the tip narrowed? Is that what they are "opening up?"

>>726167393
Will do, thanks mate. You've already helped me more than my doctor.

>>726167673
Because porn isn't real life. It's normal. Consistency varies. Amount varies. If you're really worried about it for some reason then go get a semen analysis done, but there's really no reason to.

>>726166761

ok, but do their assholes feel noticeably looser during a prostate check up?

>>726167673
It happens to me when I pass some time without sex or masturbation. I get some a mix of thicker yellowish cum and thinner liquid.

I guess pornstars don't spend that much time without sex? Maybe the lighting doesn't help?

>>726164824
do they recover the sensation after those reconstructive surgeries or dick just becomes a limp doodle-do?

>>726168178
Diet related, perhaps.

>>726168153
No.

Is it true what they say about guys with small hands/feet?
Are the stereotypes about race and genital size true?

>>726168178
It's just not liquifying quickly. If you left it in a jar (or person's body) it would thin out from the enzymes in it.

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>>726167789
This is basically what my cock looks like in a quick, crude representation. The hole in the middle is a very small area and the rest is merely inflammated, while/purple/red tissue.

Did a cystoscopy recently but they couldn't get further inside, compared to the first time where they could explore the whole bladder and found nothing.

So they want to open it up, either by removing tissue or stretching it out. I am not sure exactly, they are very bad with details and gave me very little time to ask about it.

>>726168212
Some do, but sensation will never be the same.

>>726168371
>small hands/feet
No.

>steroetypes
Some. Biggest dick I've seen was on a black guy. Had to have been about 15 inches.

>>726168463
Sounds like urethral stricture disease. Make sure they know what they're doing. Urethral stricture disease is a very subspecialized area of urology that has a small number of experts.

>>726168759
Wew. Just googled it real quick and at first glance it really sounds just like it seems.

>Physical Trauma
>Inflammated tissue.

Wew lad I'll bring this up with my urologist tomorrow. I'll read up on it a bit more first ofc.

>>726169057
Just don't tell him/her you learned about it on /b/!

>>726168759
I appreciate getting to ask you though. Helps give me some hope by adding more info about things that this could potentially be, even if realistically chances are slim I'll ever live as healthily as I could've. At least not under current medical technology.

>>726169260
Of course not! ;) He knows I've said I'd try and search around and think more and more about my past to see if anything would be of interest. This would hopefully be greeted as another point of discussion from his side.

>>726163706
Do you ever get people who clearly just came in because they get turned on by having someone watch them piss?

How about fordice spots?, I have those and some similar but around my gland, they are like little pearls and its never disappeared

>>726169884
Normal. Nothing to do with them. Some people have them lasered off, but totally unnecessary.

>>726169260
I assume you are fairly knowledgable around medicine, such as cortisone.

In my case, I insert it into my urethra and it does help ease the pain temporarily. Why does this help? What is it that the cortisone does to the tissue?

>>726170001
Don't do that. You're going to fuck up the tissue. If your urologist can't figure it out seek a second opinion.

im sick and tired of my 4in dick can you make it bigger

>>726163706
Why would you go into a profession in which you exclusively come in contact with penises

>>726168178
I fap or sex every other day and it's always like this mix.

>>726170146
Nope, unless you're fat, then lose weight. Otherwise just learn to use it well.

How big is your wiener?

>>726163706
Why is it when I hear running water a little pee comes out?

>>726170126
Really? This is literally what I was recommended by two urologists. And they were okay with it. Also did the same with terracotril, did that for a year (10 days in a row, 30 days rest). How does it fuck up the tissue, if I may ask?

>>726170208
>726164109

Is it possible to reverse my penis? Like to where the head is where the base is?

>>726169980
I'm really stressed by the ones of my gland bc it really looks bad, so its mining my self-esteem, how it is called and how can I remove them in my home I prefer not going to a doctor

>>726168610
>Biggest dick I've seen was on a black guy. Had to have been about 15 inches.

The largest penis ever measured belongs to a white guy and it's "only" 13.5 inches.

>>726170355
I can't go to where you're talking about if you green text it moron

>>726170353
Frequent use of steroids can thin out the tissue and cause atrophy. I don't think there's any FDA approval in the USA for intraurethral steroids. Literally have never heard of it.

Dr. Uro, My loads don't shoot out any more...they just dribble out. I'm an oldfag but thin and healthy-ish. Anything I can do to shoot again?

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Bored radiologyst here how does it feel to be a massive fagot

>>726170414
I suppose you could try silver nitrate sticks, but I've never done that and don't recommend it.

>>726170449
Maybe he hasn't been measured. Anyway I didn't measure it. Just saw it and remember thinking "holy shit."

>>726163706
hello, doctor. serious question. since there have been a couple of penis transplant surgeries that were successful, the nignog in africa and the slope in china (even though he later changed his mind and had it removed...), would this ever be a viable option for men desiring a larger penis? i know the nignog from africa said he could have sex and feel the orgasm, wouldn’t this be a something that one could opt for?

>>726170559
I fucking hope it's not the assistant missunderstanding it and showing me that it's supposed to be inserted. I really fucking hope they were just stupid.

This is only my second time using cortisone though. 20 days straight, once a day. So hopefully not much damage has been done. Definitely will have a talk with my doctor about this too.

>>726170579
Prob not. You taking any prostate medications?

>>726170821
No way it would ever pass through an ethics board in the USA unless the patient had lost the penis. Not just for having a bigger dick.

>>726170684
Thanks a lot bro, how it is name? So I can look for more information later, you have been so much helpful but I guess you have even more knowledge to share, thanks in advance

>>726170579
Not a doctor, but it happens to me if I don't eat well. You eating enough proteins and vitamins? Feeling tired lately? Fapping too much?

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>>726163706

Did my girlfriend give me clamydia? Pict related.

>>726170845
Just did some looking and seems like there's some data on it for biopsy proven lichen sclerosis (BXO). So maybe they're doing the right thing. I've never used it.

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Is it true that hematospermia that shows up for a few weeks at a time once every year or two is relatively common? What causes it? Other than stress, Ive never been able to figure out what triggers it.

>>726171034
Pearly penile papules

>>726171173
No, looks like she gave you a geoduck

>>726170897
No. Healthy with low psa.fuck, back to filling a squirt gun with cinnabon icing. Thanx, doctor

>>726171309
Thanks a lot man, you are a good man

>>726171300
Yes, common. Rarely dangerous. Typically I check a urine, prostate exam, and sometimes a PSA. That's about it. If it persists and is happening very frequently then a prostate ultrasound.

>>726171018
i see. that makes sense. another serious question and probably moronic but with advances in embryonic stem cell organ and tissue growing, could a penis possibly in the future be grown as easily as a kidney or ear?

>>726163706
хуи сосёшь?

>>726171436
Can try Kegel exercises, but decreased semen volume is very common with advancing age.

>>726171209
I'll talk to him about it and see what he says. Simple enough. Might consult urologist in bigger cities too.

Repeating an earlier sub-question I had earlier.
If you have stricture, scar tissue or whatever it is right now, is it generally a bad idea to climax? I haven't had too much backlash from it. Can it make it worse? Put stress on the tissue? It stings post-orgasm but I could imagine the contents of cum to annoy tissue in general, and not just physical pressure.

>>726171587
Much more complex than an outer ear. Probably more complex than a kidney. So, maybe eventually. Probably not in the next 30 years. Plus probably a low priority on the scientific breakthrough schedule.

>>726171779
No, not dangerous.

What do you think about resistance-training your cockhead? I've always been very sensitive but I've been gently rubbing my cockhead daily for about 20 minutes. It has helped against sensitivity and I don't feel that cringing "pain" when I do it anymore. Could this be potentially bad though?

>>726163706
i'm 1,75 meters tall (68.89 inches), i'm 30 years old and my cock is 13 cm (5.11811 inches) long. is it below average? does my wife fake orgasms?

>>726171857
i appreciate your insight and knowledge. there’s a reason you guys spend 16 years in higher education. brilliant individuals.

>>726171955
Never heard of it. You have premature ejaculation? I typically recommend other methods and sometimes medications.

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>>726163960
Bored urologist here. Questions?
O.P don't you mean (thats my question)
Board Urologist here. Questions?
>ps.... pls diagnose bob

>>726172060
Totally normal. I haven't fucked your wife so I don't know if she fakes.

>>726172130
Nope, bored, though less bored now. Otherwise I would have said Board Certified Urologist.

>>726172101
I don't know for fact. I have a fleshlight I've tried. It felt horrible at first but I'm getting used to it. If I ever start to feel like it's pleasurable I blow in like 10 seconds.

Jerking off is another deal though. I can hold myself for long. But I think that's completely different from what premature-ejaculation is.

>>726163706
what do you think of this doctors services?

http://www.drelist.com/payment-options/

>>726172351
can we settle on /b/ urologist here. Questions?

Peyronie's disease. Have you treated anyone with it? Do you recommend surgery and how successful are the cases? Thanks.

>>726172179
ty fow ansering

>>726172652
dude. that site looks fake as fuck. the doctor aint gonna recommend that sharlatan.

>>726172761
Yes I have. Depends on the severity of the curvature and whether the patient also has erectile dysfunction. There are also non-surgical options as well.

I got premature eyaculation.. What should I do?

>>726163706
what's the funniest thing you've seen shoved up someone's urethra, and how often do you get those cases?

>>726163706
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on nigger cock overnight?
If you could kill one human being, why would it be Putin, and how would you do it?
Sounding: Yes or no?
Nostrils: Yes or no?

>>726172652
Don't know him. This is not a procedure that is recommended by the American Board of Urology. I would run, not walk, away from this guy.

>>726173310
Start/stop technique. Condoms. Promescent. SSRIs if needed.

>>726173430
Speaker wire. Was more common when I was a resident, less common now.

>>726173298
Can get up no problem but sometimes have difficulty ejaculating. What are the non-surgical options?

>>726173632
Meaning you have difficulty climaxing? Usually this is mental or due to medications.

I have hypersensitivity on my urethral opening. Is there something I can do for it?

>>726163706
How do people react when you tell them you are an urologist

>>726173817
See a doctor to see if there's a cause. That's a really vague symptom.

>>726173980
Either they want to know why or they have a question for me about their prostate.

>>726173738
Thanks. Have a good day.

Do you know if doctors in general try to hold back on strong information to patients when something serious is going on to give them hope and avoid having them go into negative emotion cycles, rather than letting them know just how severe/untreatable something might end up being?

>>726174019

If I rub my finger near the urethral opening it almost hurts and I have a strange "chill" feeling in my legs.
It's always been like that.

>>726174442
I can't speak for all doctors but I give my patients all the information I have. If I can't cure them I tell them that. If there's a chance then I give them the data on success and failure.

>>726174524
Then don't do that!

Was interesting. Thanks for making me less bored. Gotta run now.

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>>726163706
Are you bored enough to break doctor-patient confidentiality and all moral standards to get us some covert videos of some qts peeing?

how to fix under sensitivity im sick of my gf taking 20 minutes sucking and jacking and i have to finish it like when i beat my meat it only takes like 5-10 help??

The picture in the OP is pretty digusting. I can't stomach it really.

How was it for you? Were you always just good with handling yourself seeing people's internals or did it just numb out the more you were exposed to it?

>>726174798
>When a doctor makes helping dozens of men with answers about penises and symptoms and end up referring to it as selfishly being provided entertainment.

Typical doctor right there, haha

>>726163706
hey doc, after i pee (which i can do normally) some drops of urine come out. Usually happens if I sit down or stand up. Its really annoying because my underwear gets wet.
I have already seen an urologist about this and he gave me some alfa 1 blocker (tamsulosine) but i see no changes after 2 weeks... plus the damn thing is fucking up my ejaculations, i read that its a usual side effect so im not worried.

>>726163706
I've been having lots of pain for like 6 years now whenever I pee or ejaculate. Feels like I have something stuck inside the uretra which, when I pee or ejaculate the pee and semen accumulate like they cant get out and suddenly the pressure pops off and I release (after 2 seconds of pain)... Most of the times It hurts I have 2-3 drops of blood at the end of the flow. I only bleed when it really hurts-

Should I get a circumcision if my foreskin is too tight around the tip of my dick when I pull it back?

>>726163706
Hey, I have tight foreskin, any fixes?

My penis curves to the left, even though my right testicle has been removed, can that be do to fapping and laying on my left side?

Also, I have smegma, any advice?