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rekt thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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rekt thread
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>>726160964

god damn fucking barbarians...
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>>726161845
thats to dam funny
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>>726160964
oooh damn 0.0
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>>726161845
Its like an ocean wave crashing into the shoreline. So beautiful and elegant.
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>>726162997
Sniper?
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>>726163134

* points to the fucking filename *
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>>726161845
but why?
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>>726163333
Woops, am on the phone, didn't notice.
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>>726163629
I love tropic thunder
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>>726163902

top kek
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>>726163333
Quads checked.
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>>726164208

first time i've gotten quads in a long time
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>>726164785
Hold up while I fix my hair for the ass-kicking I'm about to receive.
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>>726165617
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>>726165617
not ok not ok not ok
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>>726165694
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>>726165741
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>>726165617
holy fuck
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>>726165617
>>726165694
>>726165874
>>726165861

oh yeah??
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>>726166302
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>>726166302
Thaaaat's a lot of lice. I think that's lice anyway. I'm always going over my cat with a flee comb hoping to never see anything remotely like that :C
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>>726166696

yeah it's lice. my kids just got a whole shit-ton go through their school and this was my worst nightmare.
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>>726166909
it's just lice you fucking pussy
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>>726166932
wtf is happening here
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>>726166932
Wtf happened here
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>>726166909
*shudder* Quick, make chinchillas out of the monsters before it spreads!
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>>726166932
the fuuuuck???
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>>726167103
>>726167118

His face is broken and when he breathes his face expands
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>>726166932
god damn head looked like it was about to explode at the end
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>>726167185

> chinchillas

... the mexican hamsters?
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>>726167428

This one gets me every fucking time.
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>>726162838
Worlds worst kamikaze pilot?
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>>726164785

Fucking niggers. Always the same shit
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>>726165595
Isis CGI hands down the best in the world
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>>726167428
Thanks anon
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>>726165595
Does the sweating guys head almost look like cgi to anyone else?
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>>726167872
>CGI
good one
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>>726164208
So what's the skinny here? This fucker bite it? Someone in another thread tried to sell that he lived.
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>>726164785
i fucking hate wiggers
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>>726168277
Rage inducing? Nope.
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You americans are disgusting
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>>726164785
>>726168273
I"m sure Pippi is a wigger, but I would love to sex her anyway. She's got spirit and a cute caboose.
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>>726166932
I just Google the @Fcbshit. I believe it's some effects fag. See background of this photo has clay faces or some shit. Im calling fake
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>>726168277
fwiw she gets beat by the kids dad and goes to jail but only gets 4 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847242/African-nanny-secretly-filmed-throwing-child-room-beating-STOMPING-kicking-ribs-child-sick-ate-dinner.html
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wtf any articles on this??
>>726168910
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>>726169228
Sauce in metadata
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>>726164785
Pipi kept her eye on the prize, always on the offense, never retreating. Even when those ape women atacked her in mass(cause thats the only way they could win).

Pipi never relented and kept whipping the primary targets ass. She is a true master race Wigger!!!
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>>726168661
ya cause watching innocent children being tortured is something you can calmly abide.. if you can come to a rekt thread and sit through and watch any of the shit and not FEEL something (rage, disgust, fear, sympathy, whatever) then you probably are an autist or have some range of social disorders
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>>726166302
That motherfucker must have been scratching his ass off for months and months to be that infested.

No choice but to shave him bald.
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>>726169684
More likely the kid is just an edgelord
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>>726164342

just boner
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>>726169228
is pretty obvious she got seizure because of the flashing lights
that she goes to cover her eyes first is big give away
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>>726164208
I want to know more
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>>726169976
he died, not much on it, was a news printing place
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>>726169348
in the eye socket?
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>>726169228
If I remember right, her ear monitor isn't grounded right and basically is electrocuting her.
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>>726164342
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>>726167428
Does someone want to explain why this motherfucker is ripping out bits of his fucking eyeball?

He doesn't flinch and his eyes aren't watering, what in the everloving fuck is occurring here
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>>726169348

Made me cringe
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>>726170856
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can someone redpill me on that webm from the kid getting beheaded by a box cutter?
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>>726171188
the one where he doesn't die till the bitter end?
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>>726170856
He's high on Salvia or PCP.
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>>726164342
George Lucas with the quick draw.
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>>726171296
that one
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>>726171327


No. He's actually some russian guy whos paranoid schizo. He believes theres cameras in his eyes. look it up
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>>726171327


it's fake dumb fuck. the guy is already missing an eye and that one is fake.he has other videos.
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>>726166932
>>726166932


I NEED A BACKSTORY ON THIS
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>>726169348
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>>726171327
Fuck me I've done a whole range of drugs but never felt even remotely close to this level of fucked up.

Dunno why this is the thing in this thread that bothered me the most
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>>726164342


THE NIGGER HE DROPPED WAS TRYING TO PLAY FULL COWBOY..HE HAD TWO GUNS
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>>726160964
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>>726170322
Not unless she's toting around something like a fucking car battery to power it
l2electricity
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>>726171561


GUY GET S IN CAR

HE DRIVES

CRASHES

FRACTURES HIS SKULL

AIR FILLS HIS NASAL CAVITY.

SATISFIED IDIOT OR DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES HE PISSED?
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>>726171609


ROBITUSSIN WON'T DO IT FAT FUCK
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>>726168811
aww but she dindu nothin
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>>726171382
i honestly wouldn't know but i saw it earlier and its injustice kept me gloomy all day tbh
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>>726163064
rekt
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>>726164785
always a pack a Niggers to take one person on lol
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>>726168277
I can't adequately express what I would be willing to do to any one that hurt my nieces like that.
sure as shit I'd record the whole thing and put it on /b/, though.
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>>726172166


AND THEY COME OUT OF NOWHERE
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>>726167428


IT'S FAKE YOU IDIOTS.
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>>726166909
My kid had it once it was such a terrible ordeal, Fucking Rez kids passing it back and forth. Nasty shit heads Jines
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>>726172603


HE GET S BEHEADED
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>>726170164
>was a news printing place
The guy would have been all over the papers
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>>726172603

fake
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>>726172955


oh my...
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>>726167410
>... the mexican hamsters?
South America, but ya, they roll in super fine dust to keep parasites off and such
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>>726163405
Because fuck it that's why
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>>726169348
savage strike
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>>726160964
>that moment you realise you go to rekt threads looking for a giggle
fuck you all
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>>726173805
Welcome home /b/tard
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>>726163134
Allergies
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>>726168823
Who says were Americans, nig nog.
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>>726166932
Cardiomycnoma... it's bad>>726167994
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>>726165595
Fuck isis they wouldn't get me I'd fight back like a motherfucker. Fuck laying down yo for real>>726167286
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>>726164785
fucking niggers
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>>726172603
did he died?
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>>726169905
Fake. No blood >>726174678
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>>726163629
>not naming it Look Ma No Hands
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>>726174005
almost had me smilling there, thanks
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>>726162997
Fucking nice. I once paid a sniper to take me out at a random point in my life. Just pow melon shot me when I'd never expect.
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>>726163629
Well shit this thread is just starting to become unfunny
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>>726176074
Yea death is better than whatever the fuck that was. I would have mercy broke his neck.
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>>726173805
These are pretty much the only good threads on /b/.
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>>726174678
>lets put a watermark on the videos we host
>okay but make sure its REALLY OBTRUSIVE
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>>726165694
Now what?
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>>726176330
any story?
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>>726168823
You are on here also. So shut your cock holster.
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>>726163333
Nice quads!
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>>726176330
Now that you say it, kinda..
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>>726169348
>Found it

CRAZY VIDEO: Man Gets STABBED IN THE EYE With A Pool Cue . . . He Was Trying To Break Up A Fight . . . At ‘WHITES ONLY’ Biker Bar!!

February 24, 2017: A South African man named Ludi Vink was declared brain dead yesterday, after suffering a terrible assault inside a biker bar near Johannesburg.

The bar reportedly ONLY serves Caucasian patrons.

According to reports, Ludi was trying to break up a fight – when the attackers turned their attention to him.

One thug is seen picking up a cue from a pool table before walking towards his victim.

And in a moment of barely believable cruelty, he plunges the weapon tip-first into Vink’s face.
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>>726164342
>dual wielding
he deserved that
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>>726176401
Did you mean to quote a different post? No watermark there. I do hate theync logo moving across, usually right at the most interesting part.
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>>726160964
anyone see the scar on his back? hes done it before
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>>726176489
see
>>726169348
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>>726164785
Wendy's mascot tries to appeal to the KFC demographic
Fails miserably
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>>726176330
>Filename: lefttheheadlightson.webm
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>>726163405
If I remember corectly the bike died and he was trying to restart it
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>>726176769

Any part of Asia is the worst place to be injured. Everyone is shit and everything is engineered to be faulty and cheap. Even fucking escalators
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>>726167286
Shit. He's a balloon now.
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>>726168661
edgelord 12 year old
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>>726177102
That does make sense, but god damn did he fuck up.
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>>726167994
Strike!
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>>726171333
chekd and kekd
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>>726162656

>Checks both ways before going to middle of road
>Runs blindly back across and gets smashed
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>>726176873
Haha all sources in google translate, mehh
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>>726177191
human life isn't valued by many, it's like they're dead inside. A friend visited Vietnam, he came back with stories that some of the "people" there were not much more than animals. He was actually distraught over this realization.
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>>726177444
oh baby
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>>726167428
Don't do drugs kids
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>>726178655
"Hit the ground running", you're doing it half right...
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>>726179187
human reaction time is an abortion if he just jumped to the left or right and commited to one side he wouldn't be a cocktail of a person
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>>726165595
>when the last thing you see is your own jugular veins spraying blood in your eyes

Gruesome
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>>726179526
he should've stood still
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>>726179338
Brilliant!!
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>>726179642
that too, but its still disappointing how slow we are in instances like this
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>>726179187
>>726179642
This is an example of "live lock", though in a classical example they both get in eachother's way so no one can move...
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>>726179806
in his defense, he didnt know if the other human would attempt avoidance
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>>726180058
>when youre so cucked you try to be polite with an incoming car that can kill you instead of taking initiative to get out of the way
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>>726167994
This needs the grunt headshot sound effect from halo. YAAAAY!!!!
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>>726163629
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>>726166932
HE GOT FUCKING PUNCHED BY KENSHIRO WHAT THE FUCK
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>>726168277


FUCK I WOULD BEAT THIS UGLY NIGGLET TOO
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>>726164342
Seriously, Who the fuck robs a gun shop?
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>>726180860
Free hat
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>>726180918


NIGGERS.
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>>726181229
story?
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>>726181229
B R A I N D A M A G E
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>>726181465
bump
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>>726181465
It's the same story with this shit. Niggers being niggers. That's the story
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>>726181552


NAH...JUST A SLIGHT TICKLE...WHAT A DUMB FUCK
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>>726181465
She phoned a warning to a rival group of traffickers they caught her and boom.
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>>726162838
What is that that explodes under there?
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>>726181737
>file name
made me chuckle
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>>726182370
umm, need a bandaid?
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>>726181229
Just move your head out of the way when he's about to swing, genius.
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>>726179806
>>726179642
>>726182684
this is now a hindsight thread
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>>726182325
>>726182822
Doesn't he know it is dangerous to stand in the middle of the road?
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>>726179537
Calaise?
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>>726183017
he should know better than to not where a helmet
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>>726181737
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>>726182370
Doesn't he know bleeding is bad for you?
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>>726164785
Wendy's girl ain't taking no shit
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>>726167994
someone please edit bowling ball striking pins sound in this vid
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>>726161262
Shia are the bdsm cult of islam
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>>726179537
Please tell me this is blm related
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>>726179338
Fake
Wood conducts no electricity
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Does anyone have that video of the cop throwing a bitch when she tries to stop an arrest?
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>>726184242
Yes
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>>726169905
he took on the swat team barefoot with nothing on but some shorts?
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>>726165595
Is that a pro genji?
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>>726184491

He never put his shoes on for them to come off so he's still good.
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bump
>sage
kek
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>>726184772

well he's definitely not maining hanzo
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>>726166932
omae wa mo.... shindeiru
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>>726182370
A lot of pressure he is losing blood way to fast.
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>>726177191
Even Japan?
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>>726184215
>this
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>>726185137

Yep.
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>>726182105

His head
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>>726183855
Fake and gay
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>>726164785
Nigs forget the irish were niggers before blacks were even considered human. Aint no competition. Put a gang of nig nogs and a posse of irishmen in a ring, ill put my money on the gingers anyday.
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>>726182105

I read about this, he had a watermelon in his backpack. He survived with only a few bruises. Watermelon saved his life.
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>>726168987
the fuck thats make up
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>>726185316

Ya like dags?
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>>726185023
That was satisfying. Like picking a scab
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>>726167994

mario kart sound effects please
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>>726185530
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>>726185429
dags?
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>>726184215
wires do though
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>>726175059

real footage. you've been brainwashed by hollywood to expect something else.
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>>726181229
>>726181465
>>726181552
>one hell of an orgasm
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>>726185691

Ya know! Dags! Da ya like dags!?
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>>726176330

wow, artsy as fuck
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>>726184215
unless one of them grabs the fucking wire you idiot
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Does anyone have the videos of the France semi truck terrorist attack
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>>726168120

he almost lived but they use some type of nerve gas in those machines so he died inside.
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>>726185927
like a scene from Fargo
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>>726186138
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>>726169348
How he not see that coming
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>>726186036
>Everybody is dead
>The bitch still textin'
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>>726167994
Someone posted pic related a while back, made me kek

>>726183511
This terrifies me
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>>726169348
fuk dat shit
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>>726186036
Too little time on this guy. He's all kinds of fucked up.
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>>726163405
He stalled.. Couldn't get started again!
Rekt everyone kek
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>>726163762
Don't let it happen again
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>>726184215

orange and white rusty wood huh?
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>>726186314
>filename
Dick. Those people suffered, don't call it "nice."
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>>726186694
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>726168069
Did to me too, had to watch it a few time. But def ISIS. All real.
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>>726186984
i'm a criminal justice major i watch these so i don't cringe when i have to look at the real stuff
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>>726181229
These videos always leave me wondering if the person recovered
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>>726186694

everyone just leaves..... What the fuck country is this?
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>>726186694
>whiteknighting this hard in rent thread
Do you know where the duck you are nigger?
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>>726186984

oh god this shit again?
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>>726187256
They didn't...
A video of a vegetable isn't as interesting as a video of someone becoming a vegetable.
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>>726186694
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>>726186984
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.
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>>726186984
Copy Pasta
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>>726187281
Do you really not get it? Google the file name, learn something new today
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>>726186984
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>>726186729
sheeeeeeet. chunks for miles.
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>>726187435
Copy Pasta
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>>726161845
Lost
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>>726186984
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>726187435

>being this new
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>>726185926
Oh, dogs! Yeah, sure, I like dogs.
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>>726187481

To shreds you say?
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>>726187648
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.
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>>726187623

you can't lose in a rekt thread bro. everyone wins.
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>>726187723
>being this new
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>>726187732
>aaaand_it's_gone.jpeg
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>>726187732
>shooting him twice in case the 1st shot didn't kill him
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>>726185926
Snatch. Brad Pitt. Very funny.
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>>726186984
watching these videos makes you understand how futile and meaningless life is (I'm not talking about the ones where people torture each other, I don't really have an opinion on those); you see a child cross the street being run over by a truck, a mother dying in an escalator trying to save her child, an old man casually walking down a street that suddenly gets floored by a truck and so on; it really makes you think how worthless you (you=everybody) are, you could literally die tomorrow without having accomplished anything in your life, or if you had everything would disappear, you'll never see your wife, children, mother again and it's just a matter of when you crossed that certain street, used a certain lift and so on;
All of this makes me want to live my life without worrying about the future because I could be dead by tomorrow, I do have some goals but I don't get that sad when I can't reach them, I think it helps you grow up, sugar coating everything is bad as we don't live in a fairy tail, death happens and it's natural, I wouldn't joke about it of course but I do watch some of these videos when I feel bad about my life, it makes me think that I could be in that situation, but I'm not so I should be happy.
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>>726187771
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>726181229
I am very curious. Is this an execution? She looks pretty young to be given a death penalty.

Why did they make her hold something on her head before they whacked her? Why does some guy beat on her face after? Why is this happening to begin with?
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>>726171170
coke wouldn't do that to you.
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>>726181229
This one fucks with me a bit. Only watched it twice because the face she makes once she is laid out is jarring.
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>>726188117
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.
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>>726180860
Kek
Took his shirt off
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>>726188100

of course he's eating a bulls asshole...
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I used to wonder why everyone hated you guys and wanted to kill you guys. I even defended you all more than a couple of times and put my own neck on the line for you. I'd always say, "Hey they aren't that bad.", "They aren't really hurting anyone., "It's just a harmless phase, they'll grow out of it.", and "It's only images.", but now after viewing this thread you guys have gone too far. I seriously can't believe you guys. It's not just images anymore, everything has a meaning you can't just post these and get away with it. It's not 'just a phase' you guys are sick and broken. You guys ARE hurting people and you really are THAT bad. I can't believe I'm saying this after all this time. In all honesty it really is nothing personal. It's just a mature and logical conclusion that had to be made. All of your actions have consequences and suffice to say, the only punishment that surmounts to your actions is, well, death.

I really wish there was some other way, if it was up to me I honestly don't mind you all, but something has to be done and this isn't my choice. This is the only way, we have to put an end to you

Permanently.
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>>726181080

doesn't look like a gun shop, looks like a pawn shop
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>>726182105
His fruit smoothie
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>>726184052
Are Sunni's the soft core models then?
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>>726187451
Why don't you Google up a sense of humor newfag
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>>726188262
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
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>>726188477

definitely a gun shop
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>>726166302
Congratulations
You have made my head itchy
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>>726188477

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/cobb-county/police-gun-store-owner-shoots-kills-armed-robber/478956487
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>>726188373
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
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>>726184170
Nah Ive seen this one a long time ago, the only context I remember is it being from South Africa, where they try to get to the driver to stop then mug them and steal the car. No idea if thats true.
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>>726188262
>>726188692
Why is it actual gaylordsrus in here
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>>726168910
The show must go on !
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>>726188611
>Get called out as basement dwelling retard whose entire knowledge of world events is based on memes
>better call everyone better than me a newfag
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>>726187732
Why can't Isis be more god damn creative?
They pretty mic can do whatever the fuck they want, there's no laws over there, they should recreate jigsaws house from saw and fill it with traps then live stream everything that happens when they put like 10 people in the house.
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>>726188611
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>>726186189
That guy was ready for them holy shit
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>>726188604
ouch their knees!
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>>726188692
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
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>>726189099

'cause we're any better?
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>>726184777
Trips bruh,

I have similar story to this.
best friends grandfather has brain tumor.
only has about a month to live
niggers down the block have fucked with him for years
approaches the house
knocks on door
3 niggers rush him and beat him
first punch basically kills him
goes to courts
niggers charged with murder
he is vet WW1&2
find out 2 got killed in prison by young vets.
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>>726189265
literally a faggot...
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>>726189285
Wow. How much do you think this one murder cost the US government? That was a lot of ammo
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>>726189060
What happened?
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>>726168910
Lost
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>>726189602
I think a something blew up
Kaboom
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>>726188158
They must be on a ship.

I love how the mass of people and furniture gets more chaotic with each pass.
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>>726168277
For any1 who doesnt know that was a babysitter.
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>>726187399
oh :(
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>>726186694
i actually switched networks justt o let you know, someone did get it.
kek
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>>726172955

Lost
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>>726169684
Nah i just seen all this shit b4
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>>726187435
It also takes away the shock value, in an emergence, say, some shooting, you will be more used to flesh and gore, and you won't be as shocked as someone else
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>>726189542
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>>726171546
Source?
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>>726188749
>>726188815
fairs enuff, gun shop confirmed good anons
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>>726189060
You can see, right in the middle, how that kid is in the perfect position to be slaugthered by whatever the fuck that was
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>>726188158
>8158 ▶
>File: New Disney world ride wor(...).webm (1.17 M/
zbhgfdsh
>>?
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>>726189602
a crane fell on a temple
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>>726188373
>posting gifs of dead people is hurting people
imagine being this retarded
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>>726190457
I think that was the body of the goat fucked that blew himself up
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