/b/ cooking

>>726153467
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw/videos

Watch these videos Kay will teach you good cooking skills.

>>726153467
That's fucking disgusting. What trailer trash hillbilly would eat that?

>>726153771
>princess

>>726153813
more

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currently making pic related

>>726153813
Thats bread believe it or not..

This food is literally gives me cancer

>>726154277
Nice dubs

>>726154335
Was good until the mountain of cheese

>>726153934
Why do you have rifle ammo with handguns?
Do you eat bullets too?

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Muh OC

>>726154606
it looks alright for a collage meal

>>726153813
ive seen this a few times now but does anyone know where it's from?

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>>726154411
Sweet Dub Dubs

>>726153558
Cordon Bleu?

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>>726153623

>>726154335
i'm about to cum

>>726154751
Wonder which anon in this thread never graduated "collage"?

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>>726154280
Hi /tg/

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>>726154751
I'm gonna assume u mean college in which case your opinion immediately invalidates itself. Heres the same meal from a different week.

>>726154193
looks better than most

>>726154193
Mmmmm fuck I miss my mom

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>>726153467
dude, this bitch is legit. where she stay at, i wanna buy her a cookbook.

>>726155133
Might be lighting but broccoli looks overcooked and chicken looks undercooked.

What cheese is sprinkled ?

>>726155133
>>726155044
u right im shit at spelling

>>726153623
what a shit trigger

>>726153623
Low carb diet

>>726154335
Now that's a fucking breakfast skillet

>>726154233
Nothing special, this is a common snack in Sweden.

>>726155298
I'm not even referring to ur inability to spell. If you can't spell college then you haven't been to college which means you have no clue what a college meal looks like. Which is usually pizza or fast food.

>>726155648
>ketchup on mac n cheese
why do people do this?

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>>726155133

who the fuck puts a bunch of cheese on top of veggies like that what are you 10

>>726155525

It's the Gothenburg Handshake of the culinary world.

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>>726155243
Both of those assumptions could very well be correct I am by no means a professional. It is parmesian cheese.

>>726155808
salt?

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french onion soup

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>>726155898

nigga if thats salt you have a problem

>>726155898
I'm pretty culinary-challenged myself but come on, nobody could possibly think that's salt.

>>726153999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sous-vide
class act

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>>726155808
You have to be 18 to be on here so I can't be 10 can I? I didnt need the parmesian I just felt like putting it on don't hate at least I make an effort.

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pizza pie bitches

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>>726156278

>parmeeeeeezian

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>>726156278

you call that an effort???

>>726156327
where's the pineapple?

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>>726153524
>>726153467
i used to have vine.
i used to follow this one random lady from the midwest who produced funny vines
vine shutdown
followed her on instagram
she stopped posting funny content.
just started posting family stuff
then she decided to get on a diet.
she posted these types of pics on a weekly basis.
couldn't take it anymore and unfollowed.

>>726156278
True, nobody under the age of 18 has ever successfully browsed 4chan, so that's definitely some airtight logic.

>>726156278
The hell kind of soup is that?

>>726156327
Fuck yeah, artichokes on pizza.

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>>726156532

>>726153467
That looks like Boston Market Macaroni and Cheese

I'll admit, that would be how to keep me. Shit's good.

>>726156586
she literally just had a weiner wrapped in a slice of american cheese.

>>726156710
Hi Kansas

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>>726156466

>>726153816
Elizabeth does

>>726153719
Well that's one way of doing it.

>>726154048
Omfg

>>726156720
Am I weird for finding veggies on pizza disgusting? Even if I like the same vegetables in just about any other dish, the thought of those vegetables being on a slice of pizza somehow makes me instantly lose the desire to eat it.

>>726156694
Tomato soup I was broke when I made that

>>726154193
Wtf so am I. Are you me?

literally thought this was an overhead view of a garbage can at first.>>726156710

>>726155525
The paste or the cum?

>>726157213
We're all you anon, now stop asking yourself stupid questions.

>>726155808
Or italian. They put parmezan on everything

>>726157317
Yes.

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>>726156997
had to look her up again.

>>726155807
Why do people use fucking ketchup anyway?

>>726154277
...and have only seen that pic posted about 10,000 times.

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>>726157164
Yes, that makes you weird. Artichoke hearts on pizza work well. Tomato slices done right work well.

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>>726157164
Green peppers are the only veggie/fruit that belongs on pizza

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>>726156532

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>>726157429

>>726153771
> saran wrap on the remote

>>726155898
No. Retard.

/b/ cooking is what? poor welfare fucks ?

>>726153524
I'm gonna try this without the sauces first

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>>726157590
>>726157590

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>>726153934
$45 and a kids cuisine..... what poor people feed their children

>>726154104
I am at a loss for words.

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>>726157643

>>726153771
i have so many questions

>>726154233
Shit's not even that bad. It's a Swedish thing.

>>726156999
I'm from kansas, this does look good af.

>>726156999
Checked

Not one chicky tendies post :(

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ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'M ABOUT TO DROP SOME TASTESPLOSIONS IN THIS THREAD. HERE IS ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING DELICIOUS FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TONIGHT.

ONE - A WAY TO GET TO A DECENT GROCERY STORE, BECAUSE ODDS ARE YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE.
TWO - ABOUT SIX BUCKS (US DOLLARS). I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS COSTS OVERSEAS OR IN CANADA, BUT IT SHOULD BE CLOSE.
THREE - AN OVEN, PREHEATED TO 350 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE STORE, GRAB TWO (2) CANS OF STORE-BRAND CROISSANT ROLLS AND ONE (1) CAN OF SOLO POPPY SEED FILLING. PIC RELATED. IT'LL BE WITH THE OTHER PIE FILLINGS IN THE BAKING AISLE. IF THEY DON'T HAVE IT, FIND A BETTER GROCERY STORE. WAL-MART HAS THIS SHIT, EVERYONE SHOULD.

GET HOME. OPEN EVERYTHING. SMEAR A GOOD THICK WAD OF THE BLACK GOOP ON A SPREAD-OUT CROISSANT DOUGH TRIANGLE. ROLL IT UP BACKWARDS, FROM THE SMALL EDGE TO THE LARGE EDGE, WITH THE BLACK SHIT ON THE INSIDE. FOLD THE OPEN SIDES IN. REPEAT UNTIL DONE. THE CAN SHOULD GIVE YOU ABOUT 16 ROLLS FULL OF POPPYSEED, WITH MAYBE A LITTLE MORE.

BAKE UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN.

DEVOUR.

WARNING: YOU WILL TEST POSITIVE FOR OPIATES FOR LIKE A WEEK AFTER EATING THESE THINGS.

>>726157925
316 here

>>726157514
Is that drenched in cum?

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>>726158019
dont do this it makes mustard gas

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>>726158086

so much Finnish cooking in here

>>726158177
MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU THINK PIE FILLING PLUS CRUST EQUALS MUSTARD GAS? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK CROISSANT ROLLS ARE MADE OF? FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, AND MAY MORIMOTO SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE.

>>726157357
Only Amerifat Italians. We true Italians have a healthier cuisine.

>>726158544
Do Italians eat a lot of pasta?

>>726154335
Probably not bad

>>726154335
so whats the problem here???

>>726158019
>>726158359
okay dude calm down we get that your caps lock button is broken and you're angry but you don't need to yell

>>726157567
this guy gets it. onions are aight too but pizza was meant to have fuckin meat on it

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Cacio e pepe!

>>726158735
nah but i eat a lot of pussy

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>>726158851

And pork belly!

>>726158080
you wish
>sweet ricotta cheese

>>726158019
Bullshit, you'd literally need to consume like 1/10th of your body weight in poppy seeds to pop positive for opiates on a urine test. That's a myth propogated by people addicted to opiates to try and mask their drug abuse by claiming it's a false positive.

>>726154411
8 california sushi
>beef
>chicken
>duck
>feta
im triggered

>>726158851
Noodles with butter and parmesan?

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>>726154335

>>726158851
Diabetes

>>726157778
>$53

>>726154676
I've actually done this a few times

>>726158995

No butter, and not parmesan, cacio e pepe uses pecorino, which won't melt like parmesan. Oh, and tons of black pepper. That's all.

The secret is using some of the past water to mix with the cheese and pepper, the starch in the water congeals lightly and makes it creamy.

>>726156694
look at this faggot who never had his mom make him tomato soup and grilled cheese to eat hot right after playing in the snow.

>>726155133
wow what a complex and enticing meal!
have you ever considered opening a restaurant??

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>>726158735
rarely, not as often as americans.

>>726155648
If thats bbq sauce I do it everytime I have bbq chicken

>>726158935
ALL I KNOW IS IT HAPPENED ON MYTHBUSTERS.
>>726158837
THIS IS NOT ANGRY, THIS IS ENTHUSIASTIC. NOW MAKE SOME DELICIOUSNESS!

>>726155133
You should learn to use a pan properly rather than just boiling/microwaving your food.

>>726153623

Muricah

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>>726159342
What's the typical Italian diet? Antipasto type dishes?

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college student reporting in
chicken breast on risotto

>>726158221
got some sausage gravy to go with that?

>>726158917

Me again, a very simple dish this time, refried rice with eggs and bacon, roasted potatoes with parsley.

A classic "whatever is in the fridge" dish.

>>726157317
>Be Swedish
>Gurgle own jizz in the morning
>Eat boyfriend's cum with cereals
>Have Jamal's spunk for lunch
>Slurp Ahmed's load for dinner

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>>726159674
Ops, forgot pic.

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Work in kitchen and left this for chef to find on his nightly rounds of making sure everything was clean. Top keks were had by all.

>>726159536
Dry as fuck. No fat. Shit tier.

>>726159536
risotto looks gooey as all hell and chicken looks super dry 2/10 at least you tried

>>726159799
Carbs/10. Zero nutrition.

>>726153623
American on a diet.

>>726159473
learn to focus please

>>726159195
I'd eat it. But it had reminded me of how my mom would take leftover pasta and cover it with butter and parmesan and it was pretty good.

>>726156710
Looks good

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But for real food: Bacon wrapped Chicken Roulade stuffed with spinach along with a roasted red pepper risotto.

>>726156466
Damo and Ivor? Nice to see an Irish fag around here. Story?

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>>726159799

And for finger food...

>>726160200
Rissoto looks like it's from an instant package but fairly nice meal.

>>726157164
I can't eat without a shirt on.
I can be home alone but feel weird eating without a shirt

>>726160305
mmmmh would fucking dip my dick in that juice

>>726160486

cum rag surprise

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kosher dawg and a shiner

>>726157434
Potato

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> the face
> the corns
> the carrot

>>726160200
do you butterfly the chicken to roll it up?

>>726158837
If by "yelling" you mean typing in all caps and his caps lock button is broken then yes, he literally does need to yell.

>>726154975
kek

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>>726160694
leave

>>726153524
Good idea brah

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i made these noodles last night

>>726160030

Don't care, its was a "I'm hungry, let me check what I have left in the fridge" situation, just had to taste good.

>>726154233

What is going on here?

What did they scorch?

>>726160694
>mac
>disassembled handgun
>at least one knife
>alcohol
please be about to commit a crime.

>>726160927
nice selfie

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Here is my delicious pork steaks with black pepper, and green asparagus salted with garlic

>>726154975
more like Condor Blue

>>726161201
i raped your mom

>>726161186

That's human semen

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>>726160694
>using the mail app
>safari still in your dock

kill yourself.

>>726161276
Pork looks dry af

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>>726154104

>>726161186
Are you blind from fapping?

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>>726155857
what the fuck kind of highfalutin walmart do you frequent?

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>>726160694

>>726161056
where are the noodles?

>>726155060

Caffeinated Cheese. Science run amok.

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>>726154335

Ten minutes after eating this ...

>>726161401
you delicate snowflakes get triggered so easily

>>726161662
its a deep bowl

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And here is another delicious recipe, from my homeland, Spain. It's called "Migas", and it's made with fried bread and little pieces of "red chorizo pork", and this one has too fried green and red pepper with a little bit of white wine.

>>726153771
That remote, fucken god tier. Holy shit.

101 HOW TO MAKE YOUR MEAL LOOK LIKE SHIT

>STEP !
MAKE SURE TO HAVE VERY LOW CRI LIGHT BULBS AND NO NATURAL LIGHT PRESENT

>STEP 2
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE VERY FEW INGREDIENTS, AND MAKE THEM LOW CLASS

>STEP 3
MAKE SURE YOU USE THE FLASH ON YOUR CAMERA

>STEP 4
MAKE SURE YOUR FRAMING IS AWFUL

>STEP 5
????

>STEP 6
PROFIT

TADA, A WINRAR IS YOU

>>726161652
Kraut/10

>>726153771
I know how it feels

>>726153467
That must be Helen Keller's alias

>>726161652
Haven't had one in a long time

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>>726161778
In my country we have something called chileeeee

>>726157514
is that rote grütze on pizza?

>>726153771
Fucking nips

>>726157244
what is the reason for doing this

>>726161977

Autism.

>>726161929
That's homemade kraut too.
Tasty

>>726154233
The Netherlands really has some incredible dishes.

>>726157244
fucking genious

>>726153623
>>726153623
>>726153623
You're trying too hard, fag tits.

>>726154280
With a high quality grain bread, that would be legit.

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>>726159536
>i looked at pic before reading description
>thought the chicken was a loaf of bread
>read that its actually chicken
>mfw

>>726161967
>is that rote grütze on pizza?
sweet cheese, ricotta w/ honey whipped into. Whatever berries are in season

>>726157244
That fucking file name tho.

>>726154483
fuckkkk

>>726155857

>parmesian

>>726155336
Bread nigga

>>726154606
looks good

>>726156327

got enough cheese on there buddy?

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Vegan delight

>>726153813
needs fava beans and a nice chianti

>>726162629
>got enough cheese on there buddy?
Yes I do pal

>>726158279
What a dogshit meal.....

>>726161652
Brats with kraut on the plates I own.

Anon, is you me?

>>726162639
Fuckyes.gif

>>726158279
>>726158086
>>726157590

best 3 meals on here.

>>726153934
poor gangsta cant cook. has to use tv dinners.

>>726162639
>Vegan delight
>sour cream on potato

Try again fag

>>726157244
how did he do that?

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>>726161933

i make soup with vegeta and hot water

>>726162889
>>sour cream on potato
THAT's what caught your eye - the sour cream.

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>>726162889

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>>726153467

>>726162889
I cant believe he made a mushroom look like scotch fillet but forgot to hide the sour cream? Terrible Vegan

>>726163146
Did you post that because you didn't get the joke?

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>>726161004
gimme

>>726163230
Excellent choice of hot sauce there mate.

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im a cook at a pretty good restaurant

>>726161778
looks like dried vomit

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>>726163230
Me again

>>726163543
Clearly not good enough to know top down photos are for idiots, and you don't deleaf your stems on fat asparagus. With the other dish next to it, looks like you're a first year culinary student. Plate is sloppy as shit.

>>726163543
Has anyone ever eaten the flower?

>>726163711
Unclosed calzone

>>726155133
Same meal from a different week? Damn. You must be super creative.

>>726156586
>>726156997
>>726157429
>>726157590
>>726157759
>>726158086
>>726158279
No one cares.

>>726163711
That looks like shit

>>726163543
This picture is pissing me off so hard. Did you spray whip cream on the piece of meat? Is that meat? What the fuck is the random splashes on the plate? Did you just go crazy with a squeeze bottle of cheap olive oil?

>>726163711

Lol wtf please stop

>>726161977
Why don't you understand why this is advantageous? You pick up the hot dog with your fork and the pasta comes with it

>>726164036
Do you even know what it is

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breakfast

>>726164168
And raw pasta in the middle of the hot dog. Crunchies!

>>726157679
best

>>726164078
>>726164036
Do you even know what it is

>>726162889
9/10

>>726153467
I always look up her Twitter and it always makes me sad.

>>726164267
Don't have to know what it is to know it looks like shit. It's overfilled whatever the hell it is, just looks like a shitshow those retards on epic meal time would throw together.

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>>726163381
yes, because people can refer to themselves in the 2nd person in communicating with someone else

>>726164230
that's a traditional Ethiopian dish

>>726158851
Looks good nigger

>>726164370
It's a calzone moron
And If you weren't fuckin stupid you'd know what spinach and chicken looks like
Think before you speak next time

>>726164259
¿

Your retard is showing

>>726164267
Looks like you vomited on some raw dough.

>>726164590
You think closing that up is gonna cook properly? Post the pic of after you cooked it. Probably looks like a horseshit explosion.

>>726157679
Is that egg with little bits of sausage in it?

That sounds amazing.

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>>726164443

>>726154483
I don't get why people think doing stupid shit with food would be funny.

>>726157429
Boy that's called prosciutto, wrapped around a cheese stick. Great drunk snack, not a meal

>>726154606
i bet your pee fuckin stinks.

>>726164590
Bro that is the most garbage spinach I have ever seen. It's either canned or frozen. Either case it's shit tier. Learn to cook faggot. Kys.

>>726153467
No pics, but for dinner tonight I cooked some onion, garlic, and diced puertobella mushrooms in a pan with a little wine, ginger and lemongrass. Ate it over rice, with some asparagus in brown butter on the side. Fucking good shit and it's piss easy to make.

>>726164901
I don't get why you think this guy intentionally threw his meal on his floors/clothing

>>726153816
It's hardly trash
Corn and eggs are good
And some cheap macaroni
It doesn't look appealing but it obviously isn't horrible

>>726164985
Notice he posts a ton of pics of prepping it, and none of the finished product.

[spoiler] It turned out like total shit [/spoiler]

>>726164947

That's not prosciutto, and I'd doubt that those white things qualify as cheese...

>>726165071
No protein or fat? Vegans are stupid af

>>726154606

10/10 meal low in fat.

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>>726159473
What kind of shitty photographer took this picture?

>>726165260
Not vegan. Didn't make that because I thought it was healthy, I made it because it tasted good and I had some mushrooms on hand.

>>726154104
Good god those look fucking vile

How the fuck does a thread like this survive for almost 2 hours?

>>726165143
<img src=Agreed /img>

>>726164947
It's literally nothing you mentioned.

>>726165490
because /b/ is dead

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on the human meat black market this roasted man baked at 350 degrees for 16 hours sells for $55,600 USD.

>you can't afford to eat what i eat

>>726154676
>>726159061
but why. I mean I can get behind the whole sandwich aspect I guess, as long as the bread is toasted and preferably treated with butter and garlic, thats whatever. But why fucking ruin it with processed cheese?

>>726165484
Ok/10

>>726165260
>>726165484
Can agree. I've had dinners with mushrooms instead of meat without thinking about it. In fact, when I make stroganoff, I've come to prefer it with just a fuckload of mushrooms.

>>726164267

I'm assuming its a calzone but it looks like absolute garbage. It has fucking brown sauce, dried up chicken and processed stale cheese. Not sure what those brown crumbs are but I can only assume its your dehydrated cum. Also are you aware that you can actually buy a wedge of Grana Padano or Parmigiano Reggiano and shave it off yourself instead of buying pre-crumbled "parmesan" which is probably cut with starch and has been sitting around oxidising for 5 weeks in the supermarket.

Please tell me you post this shit on facebook, that would be hilarious.

>>726155857
Thanks for the arrow. I wouldn't have known where the cravings are otherwise.

>>726155461
why are you eating on notebook paper

>>726154280
...because slicing the bread and then putting meat and cheese between slices would be too easy.

>>726164985

This.

>>726165954

American Picnic?

>>726156720
Daiya is legitimately the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth. Burnt cockroach was better. (college dares/bets for those wondering)

>>726157514
That would be great if you made some creme anglais and used that instead of cheese and using some puff pastry or shortbread instead of pizza dough

>>726159342
And yet Americans only know maybe 10 types of pasta and mix and match the same three sauces, while Italians can recite hundreds and only the sauces they specifically pair with.

>>726164738
It did cook properly

>>726166219

Lol Americans call all pasta noodles from what I gather.

>>726166246
Ok, what's why you're posting pictures of it prepping, but that's, what, 3 responses without posting a pic of the finished product?

>>726165143
Spoiler it's a god damn calzone you know what it's going to look like

>>726154104
What's the name of these things? I can't type kanji help me please

>>726154048

are those slugs?

>>726162937
Really?
Then I guess fuck real chili

>>726166364
Because I don't fucking have one of the finished product

>>726163543
Well I don't want to eat where you work. Looks like cheap shit that somebody tries to sell expensive. That flower, that olive oil, that creampie on steak. I would prefer a Steak with bread and got sauce

>>726166488
Because it looked like total shit. Nobody takes 20 pictures of prep without a finished picture.

>>726159904
risotto is supposed to be creamy.

>>726155808
Right. Serve yourself a mountain of green veg... then dump cheese all over it cuz yuck its green veggies.

>>726160694
Shiner is the worst and so are jew.

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chicken katsu curry

>>726166488
We all know what a shitty ass all frozen ingredient calzone looks like. It's called a hot pocket. Kys.

>>726164947
you are a fucking idiot.