Canadafag here /b/ I'm bored, so ask me anything. Eh.

>>726147549

what is the first thing to your left and would you put it in your anus?

>>726147549
What's it like being a cuckold?

>>726147615
>A fucking leaf

>>726147549
Ontarians are faggots.

>>726147615
My phone, nope.

>>726147669
Not much experience

>>726148067
$10 bucks on Quebecois.

>>726148158
You owe be ten buckaroos

>>726147549
What is the best team in the history of the NHL and why is it the Oilers?

>>726148158
You let immigrants in by the tens of thousands. You support feminism. You're a cuckold. What's it like?

>>726148708
Pfft, the oilers are a ahit tier upstart. They only had a few stanley cup wins all thanks to the great one. Montreal canadians are the best hockey team ever

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>>726147549
Fuck Ontario.

You in Ontario? Which city

>>726147549
opinions on trump

>>726147549
No

Nova Scotiafag here. Should I just kill myself?

>>726147549
thoughts on rape?

>>726149437
Depends if you're a Caper.

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>>726149437
if your unemployed yes.

>>726149528
Nah originally from Montreal moved here to Halifax when I was 6

>>726148708
>>726149073
Agreed. Habs have the most cups. So history wise they take the cake.

>>726148974
Not really true. We don't have the same sort of degenerate feminism you do in the States. I'm not really sure what our immigrant situation has to do with me being a cuckhold. But at least we can manage our shit.

>>726149254
Yes, not saying.

>>726149437
You can get a lot shittier than NS.

>>726149324
Makes Harper look like a fucking saint if it's worth anything.

>>726149450
Just kinda sad that you're not attractive/skilled enough to get a woman to consent. Rape doesn't really help your cause all too much.

>>726149674
I work for the alcohol and gaming dept. Actually pretty sweet job tbh

>>726147549
montreal reporting in. the women are very beautiful.

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>Canadians

>>726147549
Describe your personality type: Wawa, or Petawawa.

Southern Quebec reporting in. I'm super lonely.

>>726149437
I enjoyed visiting Halifax. I USED To go to PEI each summer with my parents. I absolutely love the coast.

>>726150733
MTL?

>>726150733
>>726151055
Southern Quebec is Florida

>>726151055
No southern Quebec is south of MTL. I'm in Sherbrooke estrie region.

>>726149778
Yeah, must have been tough winning Stanley Cups when there were only 6 teams.

>>726151397
I was actually near Granby seeing my best bud last night. Wish I could just live with him and his women.

>>726151397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

>>726147549
The Dirty Nil is a really good band?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SW8ASYIHRI

>>726151747
Never heard that song before. Interesting.

>>726147549
How common is circumcision in Ontario?srs question

Do you guys live in igloos?

>>726152417
He's a great musician. Very big. My uncle went to a show and ended up flanked by most of the band at the urinal. The lead brothers were both 6'6" or so. He felt a little intimidated.

The lead died in a plane crash sadly some decades past. Real shame that.

>>726153116
No we do not.

>>726150733
You have any nudes? Looking for qc girl.

>>726152846
Eh, losing popularity as the idea its not necessary and religion fades out more and more.

I know a few of my buddies were. I'm not. Neither are a few more of my buddies.

Turns out when someone starts talking shit about foreskins everyone needs to chime in.

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Can you verify this?

>>726153116
I live in a 100 square foot room in a remote oilfield camp.

>>726152846
Ontarians don't have dicks.

Winnifag checking in

>>726153335
No I don't have any. And I'm a guy.

>>726153674
You know Jessica St-Pierre?

How big is Second Cup up there? I work at one of the four in the US so I'm curious

>>726153500
Thats pretty much an igloo.

I mean, not really. You had any sloppy seconds from an eskimo brother?

>>726147549
do you all look like Ike from Southpark. Thank you very much. Also I know the answer. The answer is 'Yes'. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Good night.

R u an inuit?

>>726154019
Winnipegger here. Yes. Our lower jaws are actually not attached to the rest of our head.

>>726153827
Nope. What school did she go to? I went to english school. Alexander Galt in Lenn.

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>>726149210
Fuck Toronto.

>>726153927
Not exactly. Banged a native chick in a hotel parking lot in Cache Creek, BC. Found out my buddy fucked her the year before. Neither of us were from BC.

>>726154577
How are our native girls? My half native bro says he is not attracted to them.

>>726149073
Canadiens lmao. French Canadians are all mouth breathing second class citizens

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While were hers , any wins? Ontario

>>726149073
Can't even spell your favourite team Canadiens right you fucking retard

>>726154866
What aboot us anglophones born in the wrong province?

>>726154852
A native girl was just hired at my work and she is 100% cutie. I've only fucked 2 native girls but they were both super tight and really into it.

>>726154997
Ontario is full of smelly immigrants, Alberta is the only province with real hardworking Canadians.

>>726149437
Just outside of Hali. I'll give you a call when I fire up the ol' exit bag.

>>726154117
Have a Double Fat Boy from George's for me.

>>726155268
A friend is planning to move to Edmonton from Quebec. I should go check out the west it's just so expensive to get there.

Why do you like shit bands like the hip?

>>726147549
What province you from?

And who do you hate more, Quebec or Ontario?

>>726154559
Torontofag here. I agree whole-hardedly.

>>726155768
Toronto was nice to visit. I was staying at a hostel near the CN tower, but I like cities because I don't live in a big one.

>>726149674
what a joke o hey what do you get when you fail your drivers licence the third time ... a green and white licence plate

>>726155859
90% of people here are complete fucking assholes. Self-absorbed hipsters, stuck-up club sluts, SJWs, angry feminazis, and other assorted faggots. Plus, there's nothing to do here.

I hate this fucking city.

NBfag here. this province is nothing but old people and potholes

>>726156247
I'll second that. I'm about an hour away and moving further ASAP. Basically southern Ontario is the asshole of this country. Shit people too.
The rest of the country is actually really nice.

>>726156464
I live in Peterborough. 90% of people there are homeless, retarded or both.

>>726156464
I'm stuck here because of my family and I work for our company. Otherwise I'd probably move out west, or maybe to Europe. Really anywhere that's not fucking Toronto.

>>726156247
Im not into that scene so that's likely why I ddint see this. Then again I was also sniffing blow for a couple days lol

>>726156777
I can confirm... Peterborough is full of people who moved from Oshawa to trash it up in Peterborough.

>>726157075
It's not a "scene". It's just how people in Toronto are.

250 here. Who would be down for a wexit (west-exit) from canada? We getting shafted by the guvment and always have. We might be able to pull washington state and oregon with us, maybe even get california, get a little pacific union going. Whos in?

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