RATE MY DICK /b/

looks like you have herpes.

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It looks like .
syphilis

Does pus squeeze from tip?

Burn when pee?

Scream when sex?

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haha heres my penis!

>>726143955
yummy/10

>>726144345
>>726144615
I did exams recently, did not point out any illness, I think ta so why did I hurt while I was shaving

>>726147336
Forgot to ask rate? Lol

>>726147883
Those are hot. I'm pulling it now

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Behold my delicious sausage.

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>>726147883
Well come here sexy slut

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What do you think?

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>>726147806
>>726147883

>>726148173

You don't look 8". Did you measure along top, side or bottom? You look maybe 7.

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Thoughts??

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Alright lads. Genuine 7" cock here. Would like to know what you think k

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>>726148689

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>>726143955
rate me

>>726143955
4
>>726144745
5
>>726147336
4
>>726148173
5
>>726148238
5
>>726148354
7
>>726148404
5
>>726148502
4

>>726148689
You'd probably get a response if you rated someone first
>protip

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>>726148456

>>726148829
Daddy

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>>726148805
Only a 4 ?

>>726149111
ok 8

>>726147883
>June 2015
>people falling for it
lol

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8 inches here. All the dicks here are so nice

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Rate my thicc dicc

>>726149329
It's above average but it's not 8" mate.

>>726149404
Thicc but small

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>>726149204
Niceeee , the first pic it was kind of flaccid

Where's that faggot that rates everyone's cock? Get back to work pal.

>>726149111
kik?

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>>726149111
Mine

>>726149304

I actually just needed to upload the pic and various file uploading sites weren't working for me right now.

>>726149329

You're not 8", unless that pen is absolutely huge. Did you measure along the bottom of your dick instead of the top or something?

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>>726149478
Goes from a 7.8 to an 8 depending on how hard I get. 8 sounds better, tho, lol

>>726149589
Returntoarkham1986

>>726148173
7

>>726148238
8

>>726148354
9

>>726148404
7

Would suck all of them.

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>>726149970
There, happy? Hard to hold a ruler and a phone at the same time lol

>>726150138
kike 0/10

>>726150138
You should always tell a girl your cock is smaller than it is because once they see it they'll be shocked

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Rate me and 'bate me.

>>726150621
I'll keep that in mind for my first time!

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>>726150532

>>726150765
underage/10

>>726150532
ok well considering that the 1 is at the base of your dick, thats 7 inches

>>726150532

No, you're cheating by not holding it against your dick. You look 7" man. 7"is big, but there's no need to lie and say you're 8".