Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman. Fuck? Marry? Kill?

kill kill kill

>>726141161
I would rather just kill myself.

Kill all

>>726141161
I can't do it. I would fuck Sarah Silverman if I had to choose but I absolutely despise the other two. I have a burning fucking hatred for sister molesting Lena Pig and Amy "Muh Vagina" Joke Stealing Schumer.

I wish both of them would die, right now.

Fuck Schumer, kill Dunham, Marry Silverman.

Fucking obviously. Too easy anon.

>>726141161
I went to high school with Sarah silverman ask me anything

>>726141161
fuck porky, marry the jew with decent tits, kill the goblin.

>>726141161
Fuck them all. I love slam piggies.

>>726141200

exactly what I was going to say

>>726141417
this

>>726141161
Nuke

>>726141376
was she an annoying teacher's pet that got A's on everything?

or more of a C- student that was just... dumb in every way.

>>726141376
Was she always such a squeaky bitch?

Hatefuck amy Schumer
Marry Sarah
Kill the third wheel

>>726141588
Average student, but smart too

>>726141599
Yes

She also broke into a teacher's house one year that no one liked and rearranged his furniture while he was in class

Coolest thing she's ever done probably

Someone tweet this to all three of them, I wanna see what storm in a teacup comes from it.

>>726141161
Marry Sarah. She's cute, likes anal, and she's actually still funny.
Hatefuck the living hell out of Amy schumer, and suck her fat tits until they're chaffed.
Kill Lena. Even if she's getting skinny, she's still a disgusting pedophile.

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>>726141161
Kill Amy Schumer for obvious reasons.
I don't know Lena but she looks ugly so I kill her as well.
Fuck Sarah Silverman! She might be a Jew but damn her body is nice and she has a cute smile! Might decide to mary her after that.

/thread

>>726141329
/thread

>>726142416
your choices are okay, but the reasons for your choices suck.

>>726141161
Kill Amy Schumer, Fuck Sarah Silverman, and Marry Lena Dunham because I don't want to have any sex with her.

>>726141161
Kill Dunham, Fuck Schumer, Marry Silverman.
All of them are unbearable cunts though.

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Kill Dunham
Fuck Silverman
Marry Schumer and divorce her the next day

>>726141161
kill lena dunham and sarah silverman by throwing amy schumer on them, then watch them suffocate under that swines weight

Would anger fuck Sarah Silverman.

Then kill all 3 because no.

>>726141329
Agreed

>>726141161
I would fuck all of them and go back for seconds with Sarah, but kill all of them afterward

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>>726141161
Sarah is Wife

Lena is sex

Amy is third.

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>>726142176
>>726141376

You people are fucking stupid

>>726142176
Did she bring in her own lunch or eat hot lunch? What clique table did she sit at? (the cheerleaders, the debate/business, the band table, the military kids, stoners and goths, or the weird kids playing magic the gathering in the corner?)

I'd ask you to post a yearbook photo or some dumb club activity photo of her, but by the time you do that the thread will be gone.

For what it's worth, my parents went to highschool with Mimi from the Drew Carey show. They both said she was a fat, loudmouth lesbian attention whore. True to character, it seems.

>>726143230
You're a huge hero and everyone is thankful for your useful post

>>726143321
better than lying to anonymous losers on the internet fag

>>726143456

>being this retarded

>>726143456
>>726143230

>implying people didn't go to high school before they were famous

ok....try getting out of the house...im not lying

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>>726141200

>>726141161
No matter who you choose, you'll still ultimately end up with a shrill yenta, who'll turn into a troll with cankles

>>726141161
jack off, marry nobody, and kill myself

>>726141161
fuck dunham, marry silverman, kill the fuck out of schumer

>>726143644
Let's see a picture of a yearbook with her picture then faggot.

>>726143316
Uhh not sure about the lunch but i'd guess home lunch since our town is an extremely small, organic one

it was a high school of about 300 kids so there weren't really cliques, not a nerd though she was a trouble maker

>>726141161
I would fuck Sarah Silverman blind.

Kill the other two.

Then fuck Sarah Silverman more then kill her.

>>726141161
>Fuck Sarah Silverman in her Jew asshole
>Marry Amy Schumer
Kill myself

Would have to happen within 24hrs, I dunno how long I can last after seeing Silverman naked...

>>726143802
Fuck off you fucking child I'm old enough to be your pops

We didn't jack off over year books. I don't have one

Kill yourself you beta cuck

It amazes me how people are proud of their retardedness on this site

>>726141161
If it was Amy Schumer before she got too full of herself would fuck. Marry Silverman. And kill Dunham post haste.

>>726141161
kill/kill/kill

>>726143991
lol okay fucking bullshitter

>>726141161
Kill amy "ugly" schumer.
Marry sexy kike sarah silverman
fuck dunham

>>726144176
Please get out of my thread you autist

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>>726141329
agreed

Fuck and merry silverman. Kill both fat talentless hacks

>>726143836
Thanks for your stories, I figure it's not like you'd have predicted who became what and payed extra attention.

I can't see how she was able to get into acting. Was there some dumb school or local play or musical that she really shined in?

>>726145400
protip: he didn't actually go to school with her dummy

>>726145400
Don't think she did anything at our school, but she traveled to Boston a lot (45 minute drive)

She came back and did a talk at our school (Derryfield in NH)

I think it's on youtube if you're interested

>>726141161
Sarah SIlverman is not that bad, Idk what your autistic problems are