Fucking rekt thread faggots

Glorious!

>>726102774

whoa..the bitch carries one in the chamber, i bet she didn't even had safety on.

>>726103385
Holy fuck that's way too much. That's a very unnecessary amount of rekt. Fuck think of the newfags on here

>>726103482
Fucking Canuks! Fucking BAN them !! Such Canadian Social Degeneracy !!

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>>726103640

>>726103640
fake

>>726102774
Fake and gay

>>726103885
Look at Sherlock here..

>>726103977
>The fuck is the context here?

>>726103915
False and homosexual

>>726104191
It's a group in Sweden called Darwinists that believe in purifying the gene pool.

bamp

>>726104191
i dont think youre gonna get a correct answer here.

>>726103405
thats why you carry that way

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Otter Rekt by human

>>726105476
HOLY SHIET, THATS SICC

>>726103410
Baby aligator? No teeth?

>>726105476
So unsatisfied.

>>726103731
why?

>>726103731
Neat stab.

>>726103915
>using gay as an insult
>>>/pol/eddit

>>726103405
I think she cocks the gun right as she takes it out. No ?

I want 300% more of this.

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>>726102774

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>>726106267

>>726103433
Damn

>>726106322
How the hell do people get themselves into these situations?

>>726103405
>actually enabling the safety

top lel

>>726104191
Bungee jumping. The cord got edited out.

>>726106198
Anyone has the story on this ? Usually on liveleaks there is a little text explaining.
I wonder what did this to him.

>>726106590
Wheeeeeeee

>>726106039
It's a baby hippo retard

>>726106424
Stupidity

>>726102774
Treacherous and homosexual.

>>726106322
Looks like one of them possibly could have survived

>>726106381
Are they aware of that you're not supposed to cover your eyes with a hijab, right?

>>726106577
It is rude and uncalled for, that's for sure. I think most of these sickfucks are just sadist that's why they recoreded themselves "punishing" the so called criminals and uploaded the stuff on the net.

>>726106619
what the fuck was that

>>726105747
story?

>>726106267
gay

>>726106267
>Implying gay isn't an insult

>>726106276
its from a 2015 movie anon

>>726106267
faggot

>>726106424
There's a train that cross Mexico named la bestia "the beast", inmigrants get a ride to the north frontier with US, some die like that

>>726106267
how new can one be

>>726106396
>>726107021
>>726107029
>>726107099
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726104823
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>726107248
great pasta bro

>>726102774
Seems fake

>>726106672
WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

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>>726106267
Gayyyy

>>726107248
gay

>>726107456
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>726103385

Fuck this. You have no soul.

>>726103640
Fuck. This one gets me every time. And then I get mad because I can't show my roommates.

Bros check this out it's hilarious.
>what is this?
It's a funny clip.
>Isn't Brazzers some kind of porn site?
What? Yeah, but no just watch.
>Is that cum on her chin?
God damn it.

>>726103640
Everytime I see this, I always think how many years they went to acting classes for that.

>>726106721
i'm masturbating

>>726107545
Modern architecture is cancer. Why would you design something like this? Just to seem individualistic?

>>726107456
Found the Liberal cuck

>>726107675
oh shit. how the fuck things like that happen???

>>726105747
Guy that gets stabbed is already bleeding down his arm? Or is that a tattoo?

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>>726107442
All mexcrements should be killed so we can repopulate their land with humans

>>726107545
Fucking kek

>>726107645
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>726107761
No anon, its not modern architecture at fault here, its stupid goverments opening an office building before its complete

>>726107890
>his own shoe
Why even live?

>>726107699
>not watching porn with your roomates
>not having competitions for who cames the last

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>>726107248

>>726107934
Fuck you and culture i fucking hate how thing are turning in this thread. I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself. I fucking hate how the world is and i hate fucking you. I did the war, i was a marin, i was a lawyer, i did everything a man can do, who are you to talk to me like that ? Do you really think cookie are so simple to cook ? NO ! because you need sugar. So next time you want to play like a man, take a little bit more of oxygen in your poket because i on't play pokemon go everyday as you do, i never do ! I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself.

>>726107248
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726106619

no fucks were given that day

>>726107410
damn

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>>726107248
Go back to twitter

>>726102774
As fake and gay as it gets

>>726107523
looooooooooooove it

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>>726107890
I agree, but sadly, the opposite is happening. They're invading the US and breeding like roaches. Whites will be practically extinct by the end of this century. Can you imagine what the world is going to look like? The US along is going to look like the slummiest Mexican ghetto.

Everything the white race has achieved in the past few centuries will be wiped away. Scientific advancement will come to a screeching halt.

The only comfort I find is in the inevitability of the sub-human muslims getting their hands on nukes and wiping out all life on this planet. By that time, the white race - the most beautiful product of cosmic evolution - will make up only a fraction of a percentage of the population. There will be billions of brown water trash, and their deaths in radioactive fire will mean nothing.

>>726107636
How is he still alive? Holy fuck!!

>>726108384
Any one have the clip of him biting a frogs head off in a market?

>>726107410
>>726107410
I am the only one that fucking jumped because of it?

>>726107864
You're retarded. Look at the trail of blood leading into the store. His attacker followed him. You would make a horrible detective.

>>726108197
>>726108187
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl. Bye fagget

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>>726105476

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>>726105880
what in the actual fuck. This is the first thing in a rekt thread that ever bothered me.....

>>726108708
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

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>>726108775
thanks!

>>726106353
almost

>>726108247
Somebody explained this once who lived in China and said that this happens ALOT. It seems most rural chinks have 0 fucking clue how elevator actually works, like they dont even know that there is a little room in there that goes up and down, it might as well be fucking magic to them. So they get mad that they have to "wait" for some reason that they dont understand and just break the door open to hurry up the process. Lots of chinks die every fucking year because of this.

This is who liberals are afraid of in the upcoming war.

>>726108292
Just stay in one lane fucktard

>>726106267
Suck nigger cock faggot

>>726108607
That dumb girls all like "Oh, no please don't beat those poor guys! Let's just go.... Oh my God, that was so hot, I love it when he doesn't do what I say, let's fuck now!"

>>726108384
>asian
>pretending to gag

>>726108848
Oh is the fat little baby crying. Like to see try to come over here. In fact I encourage it find me come after me I know you won't do it because you won't get out of here sweat stained chair to come after me. You will probably try looking for me for maybe five minutes talk before giving up and going onto tumbler just talk about how are you great team and getting people to give you compliments like the compliment Corvette you are. Just want to make it easier for you to come after me I live in Arizona. I know it's hard but you're making the shitty insults. The movie should put some more thought into it before you make your next post.

>>726108886
Natural selection at work

>>726108708
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726108707
>Look at the trail of blood leading into the store. >His attacker followed him.
>You would make a horrible detective.
Or a very good lawyer

>>726107248
Hey is a new pasta looks great but that doesnt change than you're faggot

>>726106590
I saw a shoe fly...they ded

>>726103385
Edgy faggot this shit isn't cool

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>>726105747
I never really was on your side.

>>726109187
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726109093
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

>>726109121
Lol

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>>726106267
>Being this much of a fag

>>726106464
Idk what he lifts his head up for. He's dying so what's the use?

>>726107675
is she okay?

>>726108775
That pole must be at leadt 5 meters into the ground

>>726107838
Simply being unlucky, you coulg go for a walk, slip on the frozen sidewalk and crack your skull like a fucking egg.

Maybe if you brougt another pair of shoes you could have survived something like that.

It's life, there are thousands of way to die.

>>726107874
Or sidewalks apparently.

>>726103731
WTF is wrong with you

>>726109324
>>726109276
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

>>726109036
they acted good enough for her i guess
but i can see right through their faking

>>726102774
>Fucking fake thread faggots
Fixed

>>726108384
wtf is wrong with people

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>>726103214
ok, who is next

EH? (aý), n. [ Colloq.] Canadian term for right?, okay?, please, maybe, thank you, how about it? , don't you?.
Used after a statement or question. Said with spirit and pride even to Americans and other visitors.

wɦɣ đǿ Ċąŋǻďĩɑɴʂ șǎŷ ĒŶ?ʔ

IT'S BETTER THAN SAYING HUH!

>>726109422
Yeah, plaster and a couple of advil and she was fine

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>>726103214
>>726102774
>>{{ same :: same }}<<
mexico, is like, the street sign and store front capital of the world, other than maybe some parts of china, or something like that

or whatever I dunno

>>726108775
thank you so much. I can die in peace now.

>>726109515
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726109515
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

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>>726102774
HEY~ !!

nice work lady :D

>>726106732
The ones where a parent is holding a clearly dead child are the worst. I saw one once where a dad was shaking his kid trying to get some kind of response but there was a huge hole in the kids head and you can clearly see no brain in there. Anyone got that webm? I think a truck had run over a bunch of school kids or something, I don't remember much other than that and there was a "forever young" sticker on the back of the truck which I clearly remember laughing at and then feeling terrible

Rekt threads are great because, one one hand, you have at least one person being exceptionally stupid, and on the other hand, you have the innocent person who never wanted it to happen.

>>726103405
Why do you say that in every thread where someone gets shot for good reason? Every goddamn thread

>>726109785
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726109785
>>726109774
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with b. You don't care about b. You belong to the system that this was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that b starts to improve.

>>726108844
That pic was taken before she turned 18.

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>>726109805
>>726109703
>>726109606
>>726102774
*poof*

>>726107928
just keep Fucking filming Fucking hell Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking

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>>726108886
>This is who liberals are afraid of in the upcoming war.
You are aware that the soviet horde that marched from the ruins of Stalingrad to Berlin were 90% uneducated peasants?
Never underestimate your enemies anon, only stupid people do that, its not about a false dichotomy of liberals and conservatives

>>726109923
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot.

>>726102774
Fake. Severe trauma to the brain (i.e. a fucking gunshot) causes the entire body to stiffen up. Often times the victim exhibits what is called the Fencing Response.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

>>726108478
love it how that guy on the bicycle gets instantly crushed by that pole <3

>>726108775
I didn't realize there actually was an end to it.

>>726106267
Oh fuck off

>>726110124

Oftentimes this does occur. Other times the vic drops like a rock, complete muscular flaccidity.

Why the hell do all rekt threads turn to /pol/ faggotary?

Sage the /pol/ fags

>>726106039
look at the file name tard

>>726106550
You can see where just at the end it looks like the chair whips back from the cord.

>>726107411
dat black dot on top that seperates from the rest of the kid

>>726106550
this is correct

>>726102774
Good on her

>>726107523
she was swatting a horse fly

>>726103410
Brutal.

>>726103385
WHERE'S MOOT WHEN YOU NEED HIM

>>726103731
>tfw Normies try to act as if it didn't bother them to blend in

Kek

>>726109422
I'm sure she will make a recovery

>>726107761
>Modern architecture is cancer.

Modern architecture includes measures to help prevent this from happening in first world countries.
However, in most other first world countries you could not sue for unwittingly hurting yourself - that's an american thing.

>>726106267
looks like the daycare let out earlier today

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>726106284
so new

>>726106577
i remember something about a small motorcycle, like a motorised bike for kids
he was riding it, crashed, fucked his leg, cat drunk his blood on the asfalt, guy saying "You're gonna be fine kid, but holy fuck" while looking at his leg. Don't know if it is the same video though, the one i have in mind happened in brazil.

>>726110739
moot is not enough here, send for W. T. SNACKS!!1!

>>726108886
>ALOT
>ALOT
>ALOT
>ALOT
>ALOT
I am disappoint.

>>726107545
That's like when you install stairs in the sims

>>726107893
Fucking kek indeed.

>>726108231
sauce on the location of this?

>>726107174
yep. whenever the train stops bandits will also hop on and take young girls who are clinging onto the train so they can be sold as sex slaves

>>726106267
>Social justice warrior
>Tries to bring people to /pol/

He almost fooled me too boys.

>>726108540
not the brightest in the lot
clearly

>>726106381
Looks like Saudi Arabia has the right idea

>>726110830
Did it bother you, anon? Surely you've seen worse injuries.

>>726108292
good thing he was wearing a helmet, things could've been a lot worse

any genital rekt

>>726108334
What is a crosswalk for?

>>726106732

that one was brutal

>>726108607
that accuracy

>>726108231
That's my city

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>>726111121
It was in the Netherlands look it up if you want to know more

>>726110909
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

>>726107545
Talk about a law suit. You can make artsy designs, but think bout it! people are gonna fall LOL.

>>726108886
Actually makes sense. I wondered why they compulsively kept doing that, but as you say, rural china is fucking stone age tier.

>>726111121
Alphen aan de Rijn

>>726110830
HAHA THIS IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE

>>726103731
Geez, he's fine, and he won't even remember what happened if he grows up.

>>726109422

The last several times I've seen this, everyones mentioned that she came out fine. A O K.

>>726108335
>Doesn't know pasta
>Talks about Twitter

You should be the one fucking off, newfriend.

>>726111540
same, ive been extra careful crossing roads or driving since ive starting browsing these threads.

>>726106424
At least they weren't modeling for pictures on the tracks

>>726110553
the rekt here clearly happened in the womb

>>726102774
Wow. I love how he took the time to roll safely onto his back despite being shot in the head at point blank range.

>fake.

>>726106721
Focken traps

>>726103977
its a dummy.

>>726111542
that's not the US. The rest of the world doesn't work that way

>>726108247
the emotion of his friend after he fell; the stillness and his face. Christ...

>>726110909
watching these videos makes you understand how futile and meaningless life is (I'm not talking about the ones where people torture each other, I don't really have an opinion on those); you see a child cross the street being run over by a truck, a mother dying in an escalator trying to save her child, an old man casually walking down a street that suddenly gets floored by a truck and so on; it really makes you think how worthless you (you=everybody) are, you could literally die tomorrow without having accomplished anything in your life, or if you had everything would disappear, you'll never see your wife, children, mother again and it's just a matter of when you crossed that certain street, used a certain lift and so on;
All of this makes me want to live my life without worrying about the future because I could be dead by tomorrow, I do have some goals but I don't get that sad when I can't reach them, I think it helps you grow up, sugar coating everything is bad as we don't live in a fairy tail, death happens and it's natural, I wouldn't joke about it of course but I do watch some of these videos when I feel bad about my life, it makes me think that I could be in that situation, but I'm not so I should be happy.

>>726109422
Did you just assume its gender?

>>726109589
>chinks
>people
lol no

>>726106267
Stop being such a newfag, you cock gobbling homosexual gayrod faggot!

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>>726106322
They are just refugees in some 1st-world-about-to-become-3rd-world country. Who cares.

>>726103482
DiSrEsPeCt YoUr SuRoUnDiNgS!

>>726111263
lets leave now that the threat is gone

>>726106353
lol, i hope his testicles exploded, because he should never have children.

>>726108607
Sooooooooo fucking fake, second guy doesnt even come close to getting hit

>>726106672
You're so fucking dumb! It's a ferret!

>>726111512
Happened on the 3rd of August 2015 in my city Alphen aan den Rijn.
No persons got killed or hurt, but there was a dog in his dog bench that got stuck while hurting and they had to put him down. Couple of months later the same fucking company who did this fucked on a highway forcing people to continue on working in a storm or they wouldn't get paid.

>>726107248
lmao new quality copypasta right here

>>726106464
Fucking bystanders and spectators! Not one of them slanty-eyed mutherfuckers had the brains to look inside of the kebab pipe that has pierced that young man's life.

>>726103777
Kek seems to agree.

>>726111512
I'd never believe it if you said the Dutch were that reckless - simply unbelievable

>>726112119
10/10 lost

>>726105747
Omg thats so casual lol

>>726106686
His ghost appears out of nowhere @ 19 seconds in.

>>726107874
Well there are literally billions of them. They're very easily replaced.

Also, I'm pretty sure they're robots.

>>726106686
The ghost emerges from between the wheels.

>>726103433
Fucking brutal, too much

>>726112055
that was a copypasta you nutsack

>>726102774
Fayk!!!

Boo

How come I feel nothing in the slightest when I see a human being, even if it's a child, dying a horrible death, but when an animal is in distress I cringe?

>>726106732
I have a dog, I won't even let my dog out of sight when is on the leash!

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>>726108668
This has been on the internet since... 2006 mate

>>726106521
Thought that giant tank was gonna explode at first

>>726108478
why do the Chinese have no regard for their fellow man?

>>726108775
finally after these years!
now I can die in peace

thanks for closing an unsolved incognita anon.

This is rekt thread not ur momma shoulder.

>>726107411
Yeah, that was a head removal. 9/10

>>726107596
Kek!

>>726102774
Fake

>>726112130
>implying they are refugees

If you have no proof that they are refugees you should stfu

>>726108540
Idk, that arc he caused was pretty bright for a second.

>>726106464
>>726109384
He wanted the passerby to update his FB status for him.

>>726112956
Because you're a basement dwelling edgelord who is a closeted furry?

>>726106577
I heard he kicked an old truck tire and this was the result

>>726112956
Selective psychopathy - empathy is missing

>>726107545
I got fired from a job after telling (city planners) in a meeting that urban kids (niggers) would treat the structure I was going to install as a jungle gym...6 months later, after someone else installed it, a (nigger) kid fell of of it and became a paraplegic. I wrote a letter to every city planner head that was in that meeting and told them I was going to call the kids lawyer and tell them what I knew...lawyers never called me back. lol

>>726105289
directions on cleaning bike chain unclear...

>>726107874
In China, Cars basically have right of way. When i went to visit my relatives they didnt let me get too far away from them on the sidewalks.

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>>726106721
>datfilename

>>726108886
Dude there are literally billions of people living in china. Surely there are also more retards there, because they have much more people in general. And since everybody has a phone nowadays, even people in shit tier countries, events like this will be recorded more often. That's why there's so much chinese rekt footage. Not because they're all fucking idiots, but because there are a billion people living there. Learn to think faggot.

>>726103731
i'll admit it, my dick retracted.

>>726106492
Chaotic neutral, just passing through.

>>726107675
That's tornado damage.

I am enjoying this way to much also original post is fucking fake nigger anyone got a webm of someone getting cut clean in half with industrial equipment? I really wanna see it

>>726103385
Djezuz Chraïste! You're disgusting!

>>726112675
Shieeet.

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>>726108607
>reloaded

>>726103405
If you don't carry with one in the chamber you shouldn't be carrying
Also OP gif is fake and gay, blood splatter doesn't work like that

>>726105289
How is it even possible lol?

>>726106619
Omfg he ran over the bike.

>>726106768

lel

>>726107636
What's the story on this?

>>726113229
Actually, I'm pretty open about being a furfag.

>>726113469
Thank you, that might be it.

>>726106732
meanwhile there is a guy filming this and doing nothing kek

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>>726108468
You are faggotry incarnate

>>726106732
He stopped right.

>>726107442
They forgot one guy lol!

>>726103915
Fake and stupid would be a more accurate description.

>>726114180
Explain to me why I'm wrong. Show me an example of any race making the incredible leaps that whites have made in so short a time. Show me proof that allowing shitskinned sub-human culture to infect ours has done any good for anyone.

>>726107675
Pretty sure she survived!
Surgery goes well those days.

>>726108844
thanks anon, i'm going to go get some Arby's for lunch

>>726114123
im not even going to tell you how stupid you are

>>726103385
is this allowed? seriously?

>>726106424
I think people see one train and they get so focused on the train they dont realize trains run on tracks next to eachother all the time

>>726109375
Kind of strange though, Patrick Bateman had a gay lover, if you watch the movie the whole way through.

>>726108231
it all comes tumbling down

>>726110553
I imagine this is how all the liberal fags feel after they "pwn" someone on 4chan

>>726103731
This is actually a surgical abortion.

>>726108886
We would be fight the Han Chinese not the rural backwards China that they hide from the world that is only a few miles inland from the coast

>>726105289
Oh hell no!

>>726103731
5 posts.
Baby steps /b/ baby steps...

>>726105289
Is that a colnago frame?

>>726109384
He made a full recovery.

>>726115165
Yep, that thing ain't going nowhere

>>726109042
kek

>>726113552
suicide rates in china are also pretty high

>>726111540

Well put.