>Go to bed room >See this What is the correct response?

>>726096355
call animal control

>>726096355

call 9/11

>>726096355
Time to colonize

>>726096355
wtf i like bestiality now

also, checked

>>726096389
That's funny , they use to call ME Animal Control , I got it from here boys

shit on back and say "hmm where's all my shit gone"

>>726096355
make her get tested then fuck her and make her take a morning after pill

>>726096355
start eating her pussy

kill it with fire

Offer her boiled eggs saying "Hum, M'lady, Are you hungry?" while tipping my fedora

>>726096355
>>726096755
Also double check

>>726096355
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>726096355
Eject squatter, burn sheets, buy new linen.

>>726096355
swat her with a newspaper and remind her that property sleeps on the floor

kill the nigger

Rape murder dispose of body make thread on /b/

Sound like you op?

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>>726096355

>>726096355
Get my spatula

>>726096355
Hump her, after kissing her neck and back to turn her on

>>726096806
you will end up standing in the same direction
fucking newfag

>>726096355
insert penor

Demote the overseer

>>726097882
because it is impossible to walk backwards

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>>726096355

>>726096466
>WE WUZ COLONIZERS

No, no you were not.

>>726098141
makes my dick soft

>>726096355
*BRRRAAAAP*

>>726096671
Don't ever try to do comedy again.

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>>726096355

>>726096671
Holy shit you're unfunny and lame as fuck.

>>726096355
get out the room lock the door and call the cops saying a black naked woman broke in to my house

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>>726096355
>spread legs
>proced to eat her pussy.

Call 911

Guess I am butt fucking a monkey now. Worse shit could happen.

>>726096806
Turn 360 degrees - scream - moonwalk away.

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>>726096355
>>726096444
>>726096466
>>726096755
>>726097355
>>726098633
>>726098800
>>726098999
>>726099311
Fucking checked

>>726099311
i fuck her

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>>726099311

>>726096355
grab a hand full of booty

>>726098141
Gotta get some source

Dayum!

>>726096355
>fill with semen
>feed plan B
>gtfo my house you stupid nigger whore

Proceed to whip it out approach her stroking my unit and just plop it in and proceed to make her another statistic single black mother.

>>726096389
Fucking came here to say this!

>>726096355
Pets aren't allowed on the bed

>>726096671
fucking 12 year olds

>>726096355
call zoo, ask if theyre missing any animals

>>726101098
whats the point of her wearing that?

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>>726096355
Eat that sweet pusy and have mixed race babies with her.
then leave her since niggers make the best single moms

>>726096355

>wonder why I'm in someone else's bedroom
>leave promptly after realizing I'm 5 houses down the street
>vow never to go out with my asshole friends again

>>726096712
Are you retarded. Those tests don't take minutes. They take days

Get out of my house nigger

>>726101271
because it makes my dick diamonds

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>>726098334
get madder cuck

>>726096806
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
are you a nigger?

>>726096806
Ha! Stupid ass nigger 360 degrees end up going the same way

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Succumb to my jungle fever.

>>726102889
Kill yourself faggot

>all these posts that dont say "eat it"
what are u gay?

>>726096355
eat her out then smash the fuck outta that ass

Who the fuck shit in my bed

Give her a bowl of eggs then a ring

you need to fuck that ass, then give her a nice load and post pics on 4chan so I can fap to it.

>>726096355
Motor boat that black pussy

>>726102601
welcome to /b/ newfag

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>>726096389
/thread

>>726096355

ask if she wants to fuck... pretty sure if I just stuck my dick in that would be rape.

>>726096355
Skin it for some fine Corinthian leather

>>726102889
stupid 11 yr old virgin newfag doesn't know about top kek's

>>726097882
>>726102601
Sure is summer early here. Newfag cunts