I moved to the Phillipines to become a sexpat. Ask me anything.

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I'm renting this place for 240 bucks.

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Banging azn qts

More info, pics, story. Anything

>>726089149

I was browsing an internet forum where younger guys post about their experiences with living in south east asian countries and I decided to do it too.

I had a few thousand saved up and was making about 1k USD a month online so I just made the move on a whim one day as I was going nowhere in my home country. Not getting laid, shitty job etc.

I'm quite happy so far. Not living in luxury, just a quiet life and getting laid on the regular.

>>726089413

You fuck those brown monkey women?

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>>726089518

Ya, skin color varies though.

>>726089413
Are you teaching English?

>>726089712

No, working online, I don't think there are many engrish teachers in the phils as English is a semi official language.

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>>726089149

Pic from my area.

Post pics of girls you've fucked.
Also more stories

>>726089661
Moar?

Have you ever thought of taking a shit on someones doorstep?

>>726088670
why is the wall to your bedroom clear?

>>726089904
Where are you meeting these girls? Describe yourself. Age? Looks? Height? Dick?

Show the girls

>>726088571
What country are you from? Which city did you move to? Do you like it so far? Have you gotten laid yet?

>>726090211
this

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>>726090130

I don't take pics of girls I fuck. Too dangerous. Porn isn't legal and if some girl goes crazy (and they all are) because I ditched her that could get me arrested. Most pinays look somewhat similar though.

>>726088571
If you get laid. Can u pls post? Thanks anon.

how did you move? did you get a resident's visa? what did you have to do?

>>726090179

Power is rly expensive in the phils because of corruption of epic proportions. If you want aircon while you sleep you close the door so you only have a very small space with aircon and save electricity that way.

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>>726088571

YOU ARE BRINGING SHAME ON WHITE RACE. I'M DISAPPOINT.

>>726090196

I look average. Blonde and blue eyed though, so rly exotic to them. I'm 30, so kinda old by /b/ standards. I moved to south east asia a couple years ago. I'm 6'1", dick is average white guy size.

>>726088571
I can see your reflection in the glass OP

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>>726090211
>>726090351

See >>726090406

>>726088670
reflection

>>726090196

Oh and I'm meeting these girls online mostly, but I also hand my number to random girls in the street I fancy and some text me.

>>726090620
>>726090667

Cool story bro.

>>726090608
You'd definitely be pretty attractive to them, do you date or is it more of a fuck buddy thing?

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>>726090768
Are the girls you hook up with usually around your age or otherwise? How often are girls "easy" or seemingly receptive enough to walk up to and just hand out a number and walk away, especially considering you are a foreigner?

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>>726090431

Ya I do, in fact more girls fancy me than I can handle, while I never really got laid back home.

>>726091035
Moar

>>726090517
>>726090517
>>726090517

can you answer the questions people are asking in your thread OP you industrial cock inhaler

how good is the internet

is the food good

is it really dirty

>>726088571

>sexpat

Is that an "expatriat" that moved for sex?

>>726089794
What are you doing online? I've got about £100k saved and would do something like you're doing eventually but would like to have some way to make side money.

How young are the youngest available?

>>726088571
Are asian benis realy that small?

>>726091344
I will help this anon out. Im a filipino. Internet sucks
Environment sucks too
Food is good

>>726090517

Just show up and always extend your tourist visa.

See: http://liveinthephilippines.com/content/living-in-the-philippines-on-a-tourist-visa/

I'm not op. I've been to Manila, Cabanatuan, baler, boracay.

I'm 33, white, blue eyes, average build. Skinny fat. Bottom line is if you're white your score big in the Philippines. Pussy flow will be high.

Use chat apps and dating sites for easy dates. Go to the big malls and chat up cute girls there.

You will be up to your neck in pussy, drowing in a sea of vagina.

>>726091457

I don't know or care. Small dick hating is really low shit bro. I'm not mandingo either.

>>726091536
Kek

>>726091373
That's a common assumption people make. It actually refers sexpatism, similar to autism, but the sexpat region of the brain remains functional.

>>726091344

Internet can be semi reliable or bad. Best to have 4G backup.

Food depends on where you eat.

Semi dirty but I have been to much dirtier places ( China ).

>>726091536
is vagina sea clean or is it poo sea like india

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Some more pics from my area.

is the beer okay? how much does it cost?

>>726088670
is that per month and USD or bing bong coins?

>>726091770
>>726091813
is it dangerous? can i buy/carry a gun?

>>726091789

Dunno, I don't drink.

>>726091824

muricabucks

>>726088571
Are you a pedophile ?

>>726088571
Hi! Thinking about something similar after several to trips to Bangkok where it is so easy to fuck hot chicks every day. I'm 38, need to work some more till I can retire. But by then I will probably not pull chicks anymore and have to par hookers.

How's your life situation? How old, are you working there, is it some sabbatical sort of thing? How easy are the chicks? How is life and girls compared to other sexpat countries like Thailand, Vietnam, Colombia, Brazil.

So many questions. I envy people like you.

>>726091756
>poo sea
>pussy
Kek'd
>>726091647
What work do you do online?

>>726091863
whats wrong with you are you a faggot or something

>>726091859

Probably not a great idea to walk around random parts at night.

Locals have guns, I don't think you can legally get one as a foreigner and if you feel that threatened you probably shouldn't be here tbh.

is there a lot of aids? do you have to use condom

>>726091891

Nope.

>>726091984
so locals are allowed to carry guns around?

obviously you could buy one from them

>>726088670
Nice work moron, im paying half that for a full fucking house.

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Pretty creepy dude.

>>726091920

I have been to Thailand before and don't like thais. They speak super broken english and the only thing they like about whitey are his shekels.

Tongue Inang gago to ah! Poorness yan for sure!

>>726088571
Not asking, just saying: "Britbong paedo!" or an Oz one, "Hello Peter!"
DIE CUNT!

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>>726090553
True that

>>726090522
>power is very expensive
As a man in the Philippines, this is also false.

The power is shitty service wise though

>>726092056

This isn't murica, I'm kind of a permanent guest. If I felt so threatened that I felt like I needed a gun I wouldn't be here.

>>726090522
Don't get fooled. It's actually for murdering hoes and drug dealers.
You don't want blood all over the place

>>726091789
San miguel apple and tanduay ice are damn good, and only 20php a bottle (about 30us cents)

>>726092251

Idk if you ever left the phils cause it's not easy to do for most, but the power is really expensive, see:

http://www.philippinesplus.com/2016/04/09/philippines-5th-highest-cost-electricity-world/

>>726088571
resident asian monkey here

which part of the phils are you?

>>726092010
Aids is very low, curables are high (hep, gon, hpv)

>>726092133

Are you living in the jungle or something?

>>726092010

If you aren't gay / doing bareback buttsecks it's rare.

>Of the 24,936 HIV-positive cases reported from 1984 to 2015, 93% (23,291) were infected through sexual contact of which 79% (18,023) was through homosexual and bisexual contact while heterosexual contact comprised the remaining 14% (3,273).

>hahaha
>lol
>haha
>hahaha

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

>>726092418
Im from that states and did the msth on php kwh to usd kwh and mexico kwh. You pay less than mexico and usa

Im in samar

>>726092481
Nope, capital city, catbalogan

>>726092434

Pasig, cuz I'm barely less poor than you guys and can't afford fancy areas.

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>>726088571
Why did you move to such a disgusting shit hole op. I hope you get aids and die slowly on a mat in the stinking heat of summer

>>726092552
bukid.

>>726092622
Better than Mindanao, amiright?

>>726092622
not bad

no worries, i could only dream of living in a fancier area like makati

>>726092753
Please stay in your shitty home in bittfuckistan and never increase your world view.

>>726092753
mad?

>>726092622
Have you tried partying in BGC?

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>>726092753
So he could fuck lil girls or boys without any consequences
Inb4: the consequences will never be the same

PINOY PRIDE WORLD WIDE. PUTANG INA PINOY AKO!

Ayaw ko ng puke, gusto ko ng titi.

SARAP!

>>726092844
Where are you at, and are you happy?

>>726092169
Kek

I got wanked off by a Pinay in the sea in full view of thousands of tourists sunbathing on the beach in Boracay.

Fun time.

>>726092468
Hpv isnt curable

>>726093059

All pedos must die.

>>726091789
It's literally the same major breweries with different brand names on the bottle for cheaper, they do this so foreign countries can afford it and westerners can't have it as cheap and both are satisfied about having "their" beer

>>726093232
metro manila

cant say im too happy but its something

studying to get out of here tbh

>>726093363
Well, not with that attitude it isnt.

But with the proper medication you can go 8 months between breakouts and not have to worry about transfering it to your partner

Going to philipines for the first time in June. Thinking about going to Cebu for a week, do you think this place is good?

>>726093412
Oh, you are a filipino. Whats your major, how far do you plan to study?

Also, do you like manila or cebu better?

>>726093412
Everyone here studies to get out of here. Depressing, but it makes the most sense in this hellhole.Good luck with that

>>726093490
cebu's pretty alright

its one of our top recommended tourist spots

>>726093031

Nope, I feel a bit out of place in social situations like that. I'm kind of a loner weirdo.

Gimme a small studio apartment in a non dangerous area, some girls to muh dick once a while and not super huge money pressures and I'm fine.

>>726093367
You're in the wrong place, mate.

>>726093490
Cebu is nice, but its the equivalent of going to portland for a vacation in the usa.

Its just a generic city

>>726088670
Why the sliding doors near the bed?

>>726093141
Bakletang itechh!! Ayan si papa nangbibiktima ng mga pukabells! Attack!

Avoid Manila entirely. You will stick out and attract a constant stream of undesirables.

>>726093657

see >>726090522

>>726093547
going for electronics engineering

planning to work abroad at either singapore, s korea or japan

>>726093548
ikr, prices skyrocket (compared to a friend of mine in malaysia)
10 malaysian ringgit (roughly 11 philippine peso) could get you a drink thats 27 philippine peso

>>726093700
Also, the bullet scam is still rampant in manila airport

>>726093700

So where do you recommend?

>>726088571
Lurking but wanted to say this bread is bretty gud for a Sunday.

>>726093832
I agree completely. Its not often there are threads i actively want to contribute to on Sundays

>>726093772
No bullet scam is already gone.

Duterte have arrived.

Change is Coming!

Dutertards here.

>>726088571
Reaction from family/friends?

Also what online work is it you do?

>>726093955
>shavelle love
That name screams amateur pornstar and future SVU case

>>726093749

>planning to work abroad at either singapore, s korea or japan

I think in all of the three countries they'll work you hard and you won't get much respect. You'd probably get laid most in Japan as japs are kinda reserved and you flips are super outgoing, but you'd have to make sure that you don't get placed in the sticks.

Even though japan is cleaner I prefer the phils cause you guys are super outgoing while sings, japs and koreans are autistic like me.

>>726093662
BAKLA!!!!!

>>726093993
Rowdy roddy dutertre is a damn good leader

>>726093803
Dumaguete for old expats

Cebu for partying

El Nido and Coron Palawan

Makati.

Manila is Dirty

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>>726093605
Portland is the strip club capital of the US

>>726094100
Matagal na! Sana Ikaw din! Palakwahhh!

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>>726093772

>>726094064
where else do you recommend then?

also i dont mind not getting laid

(typical asian: studies before sex)

>>726091959
What kind of shithole culture pooped you out that taught you if you don't drink you're a faggot ? Or are you edgelord ?

>>726094193
The dream of the naughties is alive in Portland.

>>726093662
And Nanay mo ay puke ng aso.

>>726094193
Hey, portland is nice, but it aint no vegas.

Im from chicago, so i may be biased on the whole thing.

I just felt like portland had too much generic, not enough unique. I think thats why its full of hipsters

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>>726094127

>>726091467
food is trash tier

>>726094256
I may be a slowpoke, but atleast i didnt download the same image twice, faggot

>>726094064
>>726094349
i dont mind working hard as long as it pays well

>>726088571
i was considering this too, been on vacay before and it was amazing. did you find a job ok?

>>726094468
Your taste is trash

Op you're a creep

>>726094396
Tay don't me! Kagabi lang nakita kitand dinidilapan yung puke ni nanay! Hayop ka tay pati aso pinapatulan mo!

>>726094445
I like how dutertre just threatens to fight anyone he doesnt like. It remindes me of my frat boy days

>>726094349

If you don't care about not getting laid mebe singapore then, but you'll have to compare salaries.

Sings are racist as fuck but will generally leave you alone, south koreans are kinda aggressive and don't like foreigners of any kid, japs are super passive aggresive and don't like foreigners of any kind either but will just ignore / snub you instead of being all up in your face like koreas and you aren't likely to get into fights like in south korea.

>>726094633
Chupain mo yung bulbulang titi ng Nanay mo baklang aso.

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>>726094780

May Tama ka!

Bigyan ng jacket yan!

>>726088571
>>726088670
>>726088721

OP you were asked a few times to say what you do online. Also you got no pics at all? Not looking for nudes, just looking to see if you're scoring 2s or 9s.

And does a $1000 US a month really cover a moderate bachelor lifestyle? Rent, utilities, saving, partying 3 days a week?

>>726094828
ouch

any other options?
europe perhaps?
(not the ones infested with sand niggers)

>>726094853
Asan?

God Im so thirsty!

>>726088571
Why tho? It's a trash country with a shitty culture and stupid poor population. The only pros of living there are low prices, but it depends on where you're originally from.

>>726094972
1000 a month? I pay a 3rd of that and live like a king. Just dont live in manila and you gucci.

I have my own private driver

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>>726094972

Just online work, I don't want to get into specifics.

9s are reserved for the well off locals like anywhere in the world, I'm fine with non fat average girls (6 to 7 max) who just want to try it with a white guy

>>726095082
Feel free to go off and fuck yourself, ken-sama

>>726089712

In an English-speaking country? Lol

>>726094972

>And does a $1000 US a month really cover a moderate bachelor lifestyle? Rent, utilities, saving, partying 3 days a week?

It does, saving not so much and I don't party but you can do that on 1k.

>>726088571
flipper chicks just arent that attractive to me.

>>726095132
So is OP a dumb faggot for paying the rent hes paying? My filipina side chick tells me I'd do very well down there.

>>726093490

Cebu is a tourist trap. Go to Palawan.

Great beaches and lots of pussy

>>726095260
Philippines isn't an English speaking country. They have a shitload of languages and dialects. Only middle and upper class speak English there (to a certain degree), and it's no more than 3% of the population.

>>726095558
Im the guy renting a house, and i only take in about 335 usd a month.

Op seems cool, but stupid

Protip: dont drink anywater that you dont open the seal to, dont eat ass, and get an ac.

Unless your previous residence was hell, you will be hot here

>>726094780
Are you sure you didn't just suck the cock of everyone you didn't like? You did say you were a frat boy

>>726095799
>Only 3 percent speak english

You dense faggot, im a relief worker with the red cross here and everyone, literally everyone here, speaks english. Its the first language you dense fuck

>>726094828
Of course they won't fight you, Asians are beta

>>726095890
Hey, rush week is all about bros before hos. They dont call me white beard for no reason

>>726095912
No true. been in the Philippines and a lot can't talk english.

>>726095799
Youve never left your parents basement in the suburbs of that major city you live in, in the usa
Faggot

>>726095743
LOL Palawan with its intermittent electricity supply. Maybe if you enjoy living in the Stone Age.

>>726096055
Im currently here and have been here for 10 goddamn years, you stupid fuck

>>726096108
Uhuh

I went to Manila for a work project and met a really filipina, English educated, daugther of a well off family. A lot of these girls are very loyal and aren't total whores due to their heavy Christian background. I married her after a couple of trips there and had her immigrate to Canada. Not much drama, she keeps our home clean and keeps herself pretty. She's younger then me and probably a 8 as far as looks goes, am a lucky man. I'd never move to Manila though permanently, what a overcrowded shit show with crazy traffic, shit Internet and tap water!

>>726096145
where

>>726095948

South Koreans are only beta when it comes to work cause they have to but they're generally more aggressive than most other azns. Mebe mongolian blood or something.

>>726096055
>Cant speak english
No, anon, they dont speak english to you. They can speak it well, but they hate you and hope you leave them alone when they badmouth you in tagalog.

I bet you are overweight and smell like shit,

>>726091636
Underrated

>>726096233
Tacloban, samar. I go all over the area and small citys to give vaccines to children, fuckface

>>726095831
Good God I'm in my 30s and I'd get more if I retire now, even after penalties and shit. Got a great wife, goise, job... and yet my former self is screaming run bitch u can live in Filipino heaven forever.

I just don't want to live in a shit hole. And I know they got awesome places and shit holes.

>>726096236
>Mebe mongolian blood

GODDAMN FUCKING MONGOLIANS, YOULL NEVER TAKE SHITTY WOK

>>726096269
like saying putang ina mo anon?

Best feeling when you're over there and hear the restaurant servers cussing you in Tagalog. When you understand their language and speak it to them before leaving. The look on their little monkey faces.

Priceless every time.

>>726096341
wehhhh

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>>726096012
I guess there is honor in fraternity

>>726096433
My advice? Befriend a local on a trip. Make a bro friend, or a gay man friend. Both these type travel all over the ph for fun, and they know the best places.

If you want my advice? Tacloban. Its got all the nice shit of a major city, but its like a small town. Safe, and moderately cheap.

Saw the new kingkong on opening day for 2 America dollars, got popcorn and soda for 1 usd total,

>>726096341
can confirm
im letenyo

>>726088721
Any more of her?

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>>726096610

>If you want my advice? Tacloban. Its got all the nice shit of a major city, but its like a small town. Safe, and moderately cheap.

Just google'd dat shit.

How easy is it to learn tagalog?
I'm half Filipino and white and use to speak it fluently when I was a kid but now I only know parts of it

>>726092468
I use dongnotinaphil. No break outs so far.

>>726096732
After the hurricane from last year (mightve been 2 years) the area got rebuilt to look amazing.

Also, the girls are warm and the cops are pretty cool. Most dont even search me (also, be prepared, most places that can afford cops, will havr the cops search you)

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>>726096641

Nope, sorry.

>>726096732
because Tacloban was hit by typhoon Yolanda

and those photos that you see in google are taken after yolanda

>>726096880
Well friend, id use that, but i cant stand having a cock up my ass instead.

Different strokes i suppose

>>726096867
I'm a white bread cracka and my Pinay is teaching me Tagalog. Easy enough.

Salamat Po motherfucker.

>>726096732
>post-tsunami images
>shoreline is torn up

Hmm..

>>726096513

You must be a real asshole to piss filipinos off. Most are super friendly towards me.

>>726096732
its been 4 years since typhoon yolanda (haiyan for you westerners)

the place has been mostly rebuilt and as a resident, im saying its mostly good now

>>726088571
Fuck you... For making me hate myself for being white in the Philippines...

>>726097051
Walang anuman

fuckface

>>726097102
I was just thinking this. Everywhere i go, i get extra service cause they know i tip (yes, i still tip)

I got a basket of bread in a place that didnt even serve bread. They sent a dude to the bakery for me. It was awesome

>>726097102 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>726097146

Why?

>>726088571
Op Have you tried Iloilo? We have S&R here for wide selections of foods and goods.

Are the chicks more slutty down there than compared to American girls? I'm thinking about taking a trip there in the next couple years

>>726097678
Free advice. Take it or leave it.

Filipinas are insanely loyal to the people they love. They also see white men as a status symbol. If you pull a nice catholic girl, you can easily get a wife who looks good, cooks and cleans. She wont cheat on you, and she wont become a feminist.

Most of the women here tend to take hits and stand by their man, so that says alot.

Also, Australians love beating their wives.

>>726097902
Also, they love fucking. Truly, you can pull a girl who takes facials, swallows, anal, the works.

Hell, you can go 2 points above your looks if you go to the Philippines

>>726094780
kek

>>726097678

Topkek, US girls are the sluttiest handsdown anywhere in the world, HOWEVER you best be good looking, ripped and with some cash. If you're just average you'll have a hard time.

Given that it costs crazy amounts of money just to not feel poor in a desirable city like LA (I think at least 90k a year there) and I probably won't ever make that much I just stay in the developing world.

If you're white and not a total goblin girls either want to try it with you cause you're exotic (much like a black guy in yurop before the rapefugee invasion) or because they want a greencard if you're murican.

No idea what's it like for pinoy guys with average jobs. Probably not as bad as in murica but they won't be swimming in poor either I suppose.

>>726093477
Thinking about getting vaccinated. Works for like 20 hpv strains

Costs 500-1500€

Consider it worth since 80% of all women 50y or older have hpv.
And i like milfs

>>726098217
That statistic sounds bullshit, but ill believe you anon

>>726088571
Been there done that. Was pretty awesome in '87. been back several dozen times. Will be back in summer.

>>726093141
pre.

>>726093490
Yea. Try dropping by Iloilo, it's close.

>>726098649
yep

why pre

>>726091863
Da fuck? It gets hot as balls there and you ain't into an ice cold brew after fucking an LBFM? San Mig and SML rock

>>726093141
So you don't like pussy but like dick.. Are you a fagboy?

>>726098889
yiz

post some dicks


I need it now!!

>>726093993
That, and that the bullet scam was a phase.
Phases are so contagious then die extremely quickly in the Philippines.
Look at pokemon go.

Yo Pnoy here. Hope you enjoy our milk chocolate man, try going to Quezon Ave. OR Angeles City, we got the good stuff there ;)

>>726098288
Googled it once; dont have source.

Having hpv in your body =|= developing genital warts

>>726098952
idc

Score any threeways or are they too Catholic for that? What's the deal with birth control?

I went for a destination wedding a few years ago and a driver was 18 with at least 1 kid...

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>>726093367

>>726099064
Women tend not to use the pill, but many are open to IUDs. Condoms too small for any dicks. I just pull out.

If you want a threeway, get hookers. Itll be better

>>726096108
you wont be needing electricity for a place like that, its satisfying enough

How easy it to find weed there. Yes I'm aware it's really illegal there but just wondering

Did Duterte murder you yet?

>>726092418
>http://www.philippinesplus.com/2016/04/09/philippines-5th-highest-cost-electricity-world/


well 33 cents a kilowatt hour is FUCK ALL, in cayman we pay 75 cents a kw hour

so pussy, your electricity is pretty cheap

>>726099268
Protip, give up weed.

>>726096732
at least theyre rebuilding...?

>>726099394
Right, good advice I would give it up to not be put in jail

>>726099489
Everything major is already rebuilt. You wont ser any debris or broken shit anywhere

>>726097666
as a local i strongly agree

>>726099538
Its not a minor thing here, its pretty fuckimg major. There was a drug dealer in my town who the cops set his house on fire to make him come out, cause he barricaded himself in. His crime? A kilo of weed.

>>726098781
closest tagalog equivalent for "boi"

>>726099657
whut

>>726088571

dont you mean, an imigrant?

>>726099749
Oh no weed is not illegal here!

>>726099538
or killed on the spot

>>726099749
if I do come across it then I might pick it up, but I am willing to stop smoking if necessary. And this is from somebody that lives in Colorado.def not worth the risk

>>726099657
why do you strongly agree

>>726088571
Why did you move to some filthy, humid, stinking, filipino ghetto, OP? Are you a nigger?

>>726100239
No Im Blonde with blue eyes

Don't be fag

>>726100133
Don't pick it up. Smoke it up on the spot. Then leave.

If you have to smoke in the ph, this is how

>>726097902
>having the lack of self respect to stay with someone who beats you
>a good trait

Fuck off you insecure faggot

>>726100345
So do they randomly search people or something or what. It seems kind of sketch to Smoke on the spot right?

>>726100532
Well i dont mean outside, i mean in your dealers house. If hes a street dealer, hes a cop out to catch tourists

>>726100637
Fuck that is scary to know about. Def screenshot this for later. Thanks

>>726100441
Reddit is the last door on the left, friend.

But if you would bother being not a faggot, id have explained that most of the women are taught to better their man, so they will rather stick and try to help you, rather than be alone.

I dont beat my wife, but im glad to know she wouldnt give up on someone because they do.

Liberals are all about rehabilitation, unless of course its something they dont like. Rapists muslims? Fine. White man hits a woman? Scum.

>>726100532
Are you a dumb ass or what. You will end up going home in a coffin. Just make sure you have your house in order before you trip to the Philippines

Makati based Brit checking in.

Agree that you can score 2 points above your score back home. Am a solid 7 banging a 9/10 flight attendant and have women throwing themselves at me.

Electricity is definitely expensive. My monthly bill here is four times what I paid in London for gas and electric combined. Sure I use the AC a lot but in the UK you need the central heating on a lot too.

Can't agree with the beer though. The locals beers here are dogs piss. I can only assume the guys saying that are Amerifats who think Budweiser is good beer.

>>726100740

If you know locals, just ask them to hook you up, but honestly with the current executions of drug dealers and junkies going on I'd stay far away from drugs and people that do them.

Just not worth it imo. Article related:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/07/world/asia/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-drugs-killings.html

>>726100972

Cool good to know. Duerte seems like a dickhead president

Anon dont you have a family back at murica, what really made you want to leave?

HOY JUAN MIGUEL CASTILLO PUTANGINA MO

>>726100957
Well i was the guy saying the beer was good. Im from germany, but you gotta realize that they wont have proper beer here, and for a pale ale american style, its not half bad.

And their rhum is quite good. If it was easy tobuy a glass (just by the glass) id buy one everyday

PUTANGINA MO REY MAG SAMA KAYO NI ABDUL JAKUL

>>726100740
No problem friend, and dutertre is just cleaning up the ph so its not another mexico.

>>726101075

Why? This is not about people doing muh 420, but meth.

Methheads in a poor country are very likely to do violent crimes or become dealers themselves that seek out new clients to finance their addiction.

>>726101172

I get excruciating hangovers from San Mig pale and light. Guessing because the water is fucking horrendous. But I don't know for sure.

Of course I realise I'm never going to get good UK style ales or even wheat beers or whatever. I've found one or two places doing some good craft beers, even locally produced ones. But if we're talking about Red Horse or San Mig beers, they're really not good at all IMO.

Hey op you're a faggot but I'm definitely doing the same thin when I have he money

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>>726099323
>tfw here in murica my cost is 11.2 cents/Kwh

>>726101167
The who?

>>726101371
Fucking hate red horse, and a local explained it.

Its a normal dark brewed beer, then they add gin to it. Fucking gin. Disgusting.

And i do agree san miguel can be off. I drink it, but i would never say someone was wrong for not liking it. Tanduay ice, and tanduay rhum and cola bottles are great.

Those arent beer though, so take that how you see fit

>>726101320
Well I guess it's good he's trying to clean up from the meth heads and dealers.

>>726101096

I'm not from murica, I'm from europoor which is only slightly better employment opportunity wise than the phils.

I come from a broken family, never got laid, can't deal with white wimminz either way cuz my mother was crazy and destroyed the family. I like warm weather but I don't like the people in spain and portugal. I also generally feel more comfy in asia with muh autist tendencies cuz people are more chill.

>>726100972
Wow intense article. Felt bad for the family seeing their dad dead

KELA JUDE AT REGINE MAY POREBER GAGO

>>726100957
Pic or didn't happened

>>726099323
Not compared to my rates. He's paying four times what I pay. It's all about perspective.

>>726101591
oh okay anon, actually a filipino lmao
dis country aint that bad but its still shit imo

>>726100838
'Straya keeping it real. I had a friend that was (successfully) falsely accused of domestic abuse and it's people like you who help let it happen (every side is fucked). You're no better than a mudslime

>>726100957
I don't believe that there's a 9/10 in makati

Unless you're ugly af and that you got a bad taste

>>726101847
i think that is pretty subjective anon

>>726101486
ya, but my standard of living is higher

5th highest wages per capita.

I have a shitty gov job, making 60K CI. which is about 73K USD. Tax free.

Top that 8)

you would probably have to make 100K plus before taxes to make what i make clear.

>>726101786
Go fuck yourself, and if your friend had any balls he shouldve hit his wife til she retracted the statement.

But you sound like a pussy, so i dont think you or him will ever not be fucked over by life.

>>726101786
Stay salty, bitch.

You sound mad that i can beat the women i own and they stay. And you cant get one being mr nice guy

FILIPINOS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD.
FACT.

>>726102344
>Filipinos
Thats a funny way to spell chinese

>>726102403
>>726102344
FILIPINO POWER

>>726101847

I don't very much care what you think. She's from Marikina and doesn't live there or Makati.

She's a fucking flight attendant for a start, so even you question my taste she can't exactly be a pig, can she?

>>726088571
Are there ladyboys there and did you do anything with them

>>726102519

There are probably some and no I don't like chicks with dicks.

>>726102518
i love that about asian carriers. No political correctness going on there

flight attendants for the most part of hot

for the most part 8)

>>726102518
Pic?

>>726101709

There's not a cat in hell's chance I am putting pics on 4chins for you autists to jerk over. I'm not a fucking retard.

>>726102602

Probably? They are literally everywhere and you don't even have to try to find them.

>>726102662
Yea right cool story bro lmfao

>>726102518
Isn't Marikina a poor city?


Poor Uncut guy

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>>726102602
Are you sure bebe?

>>726102928

I have no idea, I've never been. She's not wealthy but then who from the Philippines is? But she's not exactly poor either.

She hasn't lived there for years anyway.

>>726103025
and you're the 9th guy she fucked.

>>726092169
>I'm learning Spanish so I can communicate better with my coworkers.
Shouldn't they be fucking learning English?

>>726103144
Why would that be a problem?

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>>726102602
I'll fuck you harder OP!

>>726103144
Guys who worry about shit like this have small dicks

>>726089794
God damn it, how do you make the steady online income. I want to do this and move the fuck away too!

>>726103351
least it's cut and clean. How bout yours?

>>726090608
3 inches huh? Me too. Also a cuck?

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>>726102602

You'll never regret it.

:)

>>726103351
Inclined to agree /b/ro. Who wants to fucka virgin anyway, they're terrible in bed, really hard work.

I want someone who knows what they're doing. The best blowjob I ever had was from a 36 year old Filipina slut who had been around the block a few times.

The very next girl I saw was 20, really sweet girl but it was impossible to get her into bed and when it eventually happened she was fucking dreadful.

>>726088670
>I'm renting this place for 240 bucks.


Waaaaaaay to much. Beaks are ripping you off.

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>>726102602

Pick me! Pick me!

>>726103478

Learn desireable skill where you're employable for online work or launch your own business.

1k is chump change in most of the first world so it's not so hard to make that if you put your mind to it.

>>726103322

Looks tempting but probably ugry irl + I don't like guy asses.

>>726103522
lol at this retard
What makes you think a natural dick is unclean?

Enjoy shitty sex because your glans is so desensitized from losing its natural protective cover.

It's no wonder the Filipinas want to fuck proper men.

>>726103635
Nah you're just plain ugly that's why she's dreadful to you.

>>726094828
>Sings are racist as fuck but....

Every thinking person is racist as fuck. It doesn't matter.

Fuck other races.

>>726103803
But I got tities yooo!

>>726103866

Can't we just all get along? ( ; _ ; )

Honestly though, it's ok to be racist against blacks, pakis and what have you not cause these places are violent shitholes, but the only thin singaporeans are good at is jewing each other.

>>726094828
going to South Korea and fighting a bunch of tiny Korean manlets sounds like a good time

>>726103522

You know, that argument made sense back in the dark ages.

Go watch youtube, "The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything" and get your facts right.

>>726104021
>Honestly though, it's ok to be racist against blacks, pakis and what have you not cause these places are violent shitholes
please tell me you're a white American

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>>726102602

You vs us

now cock's out plitzzzz!

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>>726102602

Play with us!

Trans are awesome!

>>726103805
She might be laughing after seeing your uncut dick. Probably gossiping you from the other ladies too! Filipino men are circumcised and you with your skin in, they called it "TSUPOT" is a shame!! lmfao

>>726103833

Dude. What are you even talking about? I fucked her multiple times. It was just difficult initially because she was immature. And she didn't really know what she was doing. Didn't stop me filling her with cum.

I'm not sure why you're so hate filled bro. I'm definitely not ugly. As I said earlier, solid 7/10. I never had a problem getting laid back in the UK or here.

The local girls say I look like Dingdong Dantes. Whoever the fuck that is.