Prove you're white

my penis is very average in size

no in jail

I enjoy squatting with my comrades while drinking vodak and wearing my Adidas track suit.

I have a father

I put hotdogs in my mac n cheese and i put mayo on my hotdogs.

I have a job and own a house.

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I can swim

>>726088011
I go deer hunting annually since i was 10

I haven't stolen anything in the last hour

>>726088011
My criminal record is empty.

>>726088161
your mexican, not white, but fucking lucky they haven't caught you

I own a handgun for personal protection and not for extortion and crime

>>726088220
eh?

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>>726088011

>>726088234
we got ourselves a nigger

my iq is higher then 80

I own a cheeseboard

>>726088406
>my iq is higher then 80
obviously not.

Salt is too spicy for me.

>>726088446
I chüz 2 flowt standard orθografi. It's a sīn o' superior intelligens.

>>726088446
kek

>>726088275
You're*

>>726088486
I'm white and I can down habaneros easily.

>>726088011
Black lives matter is a terrorist organisation.

i get dubs unlike filthy niggers

>>726088011
i eat my sandwiches with mayo and mustard.

>>726088687
nice try, nigger

>>726088551
Well that superior intelligence is obviously holding you back. You must be too intelligent to use the English language correctly.

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>>726088011
>Prove you're white
I paid off my car loan early.
I'm 6 years away from paying off my mortgage (yes oldfag here)
I have no illegitimate children
401k and IRA
I tie my own ties
Dry clean my shirts
Wear sunscreen in the summer
All three of my names are pronounceable
I don't jaywalk
I don't have a new mix tape dropping soon
..and pic related

I did nothing.

I've been on 4chan since 2005

>>726088753
786? Kek... even a nigger can get that.

>>726088395
Than you must be an hero.

>>726088011
I research/think about the difference between the following words: native, autochthonous, Aboriginal, indigenous, and endemic.

>>726088753
>786
CONFIRMED MUSLIM

>>726088011
I hate watermelon

Tomato mayo sandwiches are awesome!

>>726088823
>786? Kek... even a nigger can get that.
Niggers don't have bank accounts. Niggers have check cashing agencies

My cousins are actually hot

>>726088616
I'll tell you what your mom can down easily.

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>>726088888

>>726088011
here u niggas go - http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5888edb20e44c

I love tomato mayo sandwiches.

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>>726088888

>>726088888
praise kek

sunlight hurts

>>726088964
Just tell me what it is, my parents have blocked pornhub

I can't dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPge8UdkJIM

>>726089018
If you're over 18.... what

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>>726088011
>>726088199
>>726088833
>>726088888
>>726088899
>>726088944

>>726088011
i fucked this hooker while in mexico:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qHZ_X66Y3I

I can read what this thread is about

No fat chicks

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>>726088888

https://youtu.be/izhjP3X2a48?t=32

>>726089251
Damn, Trenchcoat Mafia is an expensive look

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>>726088011
I have good credit and recently used it to purchase bicycles for my children, whom I raise with their mother, my wife.

I have never satisfied a woman sexually

I have a master's in Advanced Lesbionics

>>726088011
I enjoy cuckolding.

>>726089018
its me fucking a frozen chicken u dumb 5 year old bitch!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5888edb20e44c

>>726088664
Win

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>>726089499

>>726088664
Yep you're white.

>>726088011
When I talk to another person, people five miles away cannot hear me.

>>726089681
Do your parents know you do that? They should restrict your pornhub access

>>726089831
You probably don't bellow in theatres either, do you, cracka?!

>>726088011
I voted for Trump!

>>726088011
When I come to these threads, I point out obvious samefagging.
>>726089831
>>726089896

>>726088964
what a fucking degenerate

I cant wait for Despicable Me 3

>>726090087
Me 2

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>>726089866
>>726090069

Yes they know about it, I told them after we had eatin the chicken.

I am the baddest bitch in the universe, get on my level you guys are so fucking retarded, Suck my inbread stinking dick

I have a job

>>726088924
Dicks?

>>726088011
My mom is a white woman.

I don't season my chicken

the office is the greatest tv series ever, i love it when jim looks at the camera like "you try working with these people" lol i'm totally jim in real life, sometimes i look at an imaginary camera when people around me are acting weird

favorite actor? definitely chris pratt, he epitomizes masculinity with a sense of humor

favorite movie would have to be the dark knight (heath ledger gave what is teh single greatest performance on the screen ever, rip), but the marvel cinematic universe comes close

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>>726088011
No.

>>726088011
I grill steaks in winter.

>>726090282
The goal is prove you're white, not prove you're the gayest faggot on Earth.

>>726090167
>inbread stinking dick
Wait, you stick it in bread too?
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO "MEATLOAF"!!!!!!! because it's your meat in bread that comes from a loaf

>>726090401
Right, but the latter is sufficient to prove the former

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>>726090410
haha you're right bitch.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5888edb20e44c

I go to Ice Hockey games.

Last time I had sex was with my cousin

>>726088664
#alllivesmatter

I frequently attend sci-fi and comic conventions

>>726088011
I'm a cop

The vehicle I drive belongs to me

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>>726088011

>>726090627
https://youtu.be/Zrl2Dm8Rwtk

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>>726089967

First time I heard people complaining about the BLM I thought, why do people have a problem with the Bureau of Land Management?

>>726088011
When a cop stops me and tells me to do something, I do it without escalating the encounter into a shooting.

>>726090516
Did you rape her? If you raped her, you're black.

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I have a mortgage at 22 years of age, partly paid for by my dad.

>>726090776
No rapist, no rapist. YOU'RE the rapist.

I enjoy listening to Mumford and Sons

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A picture of me as proof

>>726088011
I could read your OP

My favourite rapper is Aesop Rock

>>726090700
Did it really take you 20 minutes to (poorly) edit out (You)?

>>726088011
I constantly do stupid, embarrassing and cringe shit.

>>726090700
Wrong pixel length on the underscore, dumbass. If you're gonna edit out (You) at least do a good job.

im not chronically angry and I don't feel inferior simply because of my skin color.

I don't think everything is racially motivated.

I don't consider people of my race to be victims simply cause of their skin color before hearing the facts of the crime.

Good enough for you?

I use "cringe" as an adjective

>>726088011
I own a car, a house and i have a job and money. And I can have sex with women without having to rape them and mutilate their genitals after the rape...

I love watermelon and chicken. I get welfare checks, but I know my dad.

I have a severe melanin deficiency and a bland culture.

>>726091658
You are Satya Nutella

>>726091739
Nigger confirmed. No white man ever mentions melanin for any reason whatsoever.

>>726088220
nigger detect

>>726088234
kek, the babies probs won't get this mate, the non swimmers thing is a different generation.

got sunburn once or twice

>>726088687
your doing it wrong

I know it's not privilege. Its getting up every morning and working for what you want.

>>726088753
so you are good at borrowing money?
nigger

>>726088011
I constantly break into singing "All star" for no reason in particular and at random times

>>726092000
checked

>>726088753
Funny since they are never the same score.

faggot detected

I was a rape Victim...well she was 14

>>726092463
lucky bastard

>>726091904
tell me it still works for witches at least.

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>>726088011
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHER I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

I'm a regular poster on /r/blackpeopletwitter

>>726092539
you definitely have grey hair anon!

>>726092463
Great job mate

>>726092609
is the isis initiation speech!

I'm of Portuguese descent and I get deeply offended when anyone suggests that I'm "less white" than a Nordic

>>726092792
shut up brownie, stop dreaming of snow when all you have is mud!

my parents are divorced and I live with my Mother

BUT, I have active contact with my Dad.

my name is Moon Man

That's interesting, because my name is Walkin' On The Sun, named after the Smash Mouth smash hit

My dad is a successful employer and I do sports with him on a regular basis
Also my mother occasionally shows some addictive behavior towards red wine

>>726088011
I've been pulled over 3 times in my life and approached on the street by a suspicious police officer once. We got along and talked like friends by the end of the encounter. Im 30.

>>726088107
because other races don't have average size penises?

I can actually say "Hi dad" and "Thanks for the warning, Officer"

>>726088011
I invest in my 401k and I like golf. Happy?

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>>726088011
I don't respond violently to unsolicited stimulation or provocation, I'm not homophobic or an entitled cocky prick

>>726088011
I'm so privileged that I don't even think I'm privileged

I recognise my privilege but I don't give a shit haha

>>726088011
I eat kale.

>>726088011
I want to see the other races of man exterminated and their land used as living space for the European people.

>>726088196
i personally enjoy vodak very much

>>726088011
I voted for Trump.

>>726093767
Same lol not gonna feel bad bc I originated as a sperm in the nuts of a hard working white dude

>>726093902
Hhahaha this is awesome plan

>>726088011
For much of my life I was selfless to the point of appearing completely nuts. Now I stand up to my family when I need to and successfully battle my childhood holdover urges and the will to stay a kid forever. Its hard as fuck and Im still fighting.

i'm a member of a yacht club

>>726090282
You need to get outside more

i have a 401k plan

>>726088011
I can't dance

I posted here

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>>726088011

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Instead you could go to Snapchat (y) .me to fap to local sluts nudes.

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koolAid tastes like battery acid

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>>726088196
Hey Vadim it's boris!! Shut the fuck up you blynat!!!

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>>726093902
make me kek but because they are doing the exact opposite without absolutely no reason

>>726088011 (OP)
I'm white because I feel insecure about my race's superiority and want to post about how other races are stupid on an anonymous website.

>>726088011
Kurwa

I've never been to jail

>>726094730
Oh Hello Boris! It's me Sanya from 2nd podezd! Do you still remember me?

My credit is 840

I am a blood relative of famous British writer Charles Dickens on my mums side of the family and going back through my dads family records i am also part Russian I don't think I can be much whiter than that blin

>>726094730
>>726094950
Looks like we got ourselves a vodak moment

>>726088199
good one

>>726094719
Fuck off clarence

I have two fathers

Just passed my ham radio technician license exam. Only missed 2!

>>726095496
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION

LUCKILY I'M ALREADY DRINKING

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>>726093902
something may get in your way

my favorite rap song is intergalactic by beastie boys

>>726088753
When your mixtape so fire Trudeau flies in a bunch of Africans to fuck his wife

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>>726094791

I don't think you're white at all.

>>726095603
Most Jews are white bro

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>>726088011
look my iris niggers

>>726095603
>implying jews downt want to iradicate the sandniggers to claim their land for israel
we can work together
jews get near east, muricans get southern america and europe gets africa, asia can stay as it is

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>>726088011
When im at the beach people squint/shield their eyes as if they were looking at the sun

I can read and write plus my computer isn't stolen.

>>726095936
>jew
>white
Pick one and only one

>>726088011
I could take or leave KFC.

I have to go to work right now

wash without a wash rag in the shower

http://www.streamstrip. com/

>>726096395
they are white since the colour of most jews skin is white
they are not aryan tho,if thats what you wanted to say

drank 2 glasses of milk just 10 mins ago