Did someone say...secrets thread?

>>726076169
I've witnessed an orgasm from a bald vagina. It was intriguing but disgusting at the same time.

>>726076266
Gimme the details on it. What was gross.

>>726076499
The sheer thought of what I saw and current knowledge of immature human sexual glands.

>>726076638
Context? How'd you end up in such a situation

>>726077074
Life man. Life. this thread is so dead tho.

>>726076169

When I was really drunk I fingered a girl that was passed out at a party and came on her face.

>>726077140
did you smell your finger?

>>726076266
what's a bald vagina? waxed?

>>726077230
No thanks officer.

>>726077140
Thats rape lermao

>>726077119
It's usually dead around this time lately. guess its time to make up some secrets.

>>726076266
brool story co

>>726077343
Actually really eats me up at night man

>>726077360
>implying confessions aren't made up for lulz

>>726077454
lulz and fapz

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i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5' 2" Ashley sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.


eat it all you nasty little whore. your boyfriend doesn't mind, he wants to watch you take that big fat nigger dick up the ass.

I constantly check in on this one person's twitter because I find that person so attractive, yet I don't know him and he lives in another country and he comes off as an SJW.

He's my guilty pleasure basically.

>>726076169
When my boyfriend is acting like a jerk I purposely walk faster because he's overweight and struggles to keep up

I grope my mom whenever I have a chance

>>726077657
I'm doing the same for some girl I randomly added on facebook. She's cute as shit I could stare at her face all day

Recently found out she was 15 and not 19 as her Facebook said she was. Oh well.

I saw my 12 & 9yo nieces nude a few days ago. nothing happened but still im not going to tell anyone about it

>>726077720
kek

So /b/ I have the problem.

I feel bad and I wanted to vent since I ruined a good friend that I had. She trusted me and I got this pictures and videos we had on iCloud thinking "what could go wrong?", and now, I'm fucked. Everything between us was revealed, and now I'm seen as some kind of cucklord who likes his girlfriends to fuck black people.

A lot of jobs are on the line, and maybe my redemption is over. Fuck.

What should I do guys?

>>726078023
Well luckily the person i'm infatuated with is the same age as me.

>>726078215
Born. You should do porn.

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>>726078215
god im glad there's no cure for autism

>>726077903
Pics? More info pls

>>726078772
no pics, I often do it in her sleep, mostly rub her butt or tits

>>726078196
how

>>726078974
they were staying at my place that day. I had just fixed my hot tub. they wanted to get in but they didnt have swim suits or other clothes so I said they could skinny dip if they wanted to, and they did.

>>726079185
Everyone has that one creepy uncle.
In this case you're it.

>>726076169
no.

>>726079300
if by creepy you mean awesomely cool.

>>726077720
Ha ha, you fuck a fat guy

>>726076169
I've never had any experience with incest, but there are at least two close relatives who I would totally fuck if I had the chance.

>>726079445
why them?

>>726078844
Jack off on her next time

>>726079620
I use her stuff for that actually

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Instead you could browse to Snapchat (y) .me to share school's hottest girl's nudes.

It's almost been a year
but I don't know how to stop loving her
fuck

>>726078215
Eat all the bullets, after you suck all the same nigger dicks, faggot

bmpp

shhhhhhhhh

>>726079185
Anon, I've seen you around a lot in both these threads and incest threads. I know you're not fucked up enough to actually take advantage of them against their will, but putting morals aside for a second, if they wanted to fool around with you, would you let them?

>>726076169
JFK was killed by one shooter with one bullet. My company sells magic bullets. They alter their course, capable of impacting multiple places in the body at the same time and hit multiple targets. Mediocre shot? No problem. Your primary target WILL die. When the bullet is found, it is in perfect shape. All you need to do is bring the slug back so we can re-purpose it into another magic bullet and that credit will go to your next Magic Bullet Inc purchase. With politics as it is in the USA and all over the world, we are thinking of going public.

I had a niece who once asked me why girls like boys to grab their butts, she asked me too, she told me that she got it after that and she asked me to do it for the next few years when we were alone

>>726081175
100% yes. i dk if i would have actual sex with them, but maybe. if i had to choose 1 to consensually fuck it would probably be w/ the younger one.

>>726081764
Why the 9 year old? Shes cuter Im guessing?

>>726081764
lol go fuck yourself there's no such thing as consensual sex with a 9 year old
cut your dick off

>>726081857
I like her body type a bit better, especially her ass. wouldnt use a condom for all of it, especially her 1st time.

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I don't really like her but she's my favorite excuse to avoid work

>>726082100
>if
>if
>if
I never said it was realistic at all or would maybe actually happen.

>>726082183
ahh so you do oogle at them when nude. good to know. Have they ever done anything inadvertently sexy that you thought was hot?

>>726082395
my point is it doesn't exist
it's not a maybe
it is LITERALLY impossible to have consensual sex with a 9 year old

>>726082482
i dont oogle but there's nothing wrong about looking at them and seeing obvious comparisons. watching them towel off after they got out was nice especially when they bent over to do their legs/feet, they both have nice innie pussies

>>726082862
i never said it existed in reality, but in my make believe fantasy land it could happen.

I'm a registered sex offender

>>726083061
that is literally the opposite of secret, it's public knowledge

>>726083016
seek help
and keep in mind this is coming from somebody who absolutely thinks the age of consent should be lowered
but you have issues

>>726083016
More power to you anon. Do they sleep in your bed or do they not spend the night at your house?

>>726083272
i might have issues. even so, my issues dont affect anyone else

>>726083385
once in a while they stay over night(s). they sleep together in a spare/guest room

Planning to have an entire chink family killed via professional hit because they are full of ugly deranged trash. Going to have them watch each other getting tortured to death which should be fun because they are so annoying.
I might post the photos seeing as how I'm probably going to get away with it lol.

>>726082100

Yet children can choose their gender apparently.

What a time to be alive.

>>726084148
lol true

>>726076169
When my wife is at work i dress up in her clothes and use her toys on my ass.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

i wank to alot of girls i know instagram accounts everynight, im addicted to it really....

I was molested repeatedly as a child.
When my father found out, he didn't go to the police. I don't know exactly what happened but the man who did it was never seen again.
It made me both respect and fear him tbh

>>726084763
Whoa.

Alot of people who live around me have multiple cats and i got sick of waking up hearing them fucking or fighting, so ive been killing them off, were about 20 around, there is now 1

>>726084763
Badass.

i was leaving a friend's house at about 2 or 3 am, and i saw that a light was on in one of her downstairs neighbors' rooms, so i peeked through the window and saw two people fucking. it was this big fat chick riding some dude. i was drunk and high and it seemed like a relatively safe spot, so i stood there watching them and jerked off on the side of their house. i haven't told anyone about this ever lol.

>>726084763

story

I was a kid. Idk how old, but it was soon after I found out how to fap. My parents went to visit friends for a weekend and my aunt was taking care of me.
It was evening, I was on pc and decided to fap. I was mid fap when I heard "anon wtf are you doing" (that's when I learned not to watch porn on high volume on headphones). So I got "you shouldn't watch porn" Talk but during it I couldn't stop myself from looking at my aunt's Boobs every now and then. She noticed she got a little mad but then she said "you just want to see Them?" and without my response she just took off her shirt and bra. She showed me her Tits, even said I can touch them. So I obviously started touching them and thenn maybe after half a minute she immediately stood up, said it's enough and I shouldn't tell anyone and then just rushed out of the room. Man I blowed so many loads to memory of this.

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I'm in love.