what is inside this egg? dubs finds out

Tu madre

Oh look!! Its an "OP"!!! You can tell by the astronomical levels of faggotry!!!!

A dead prostitute with an equally dead fetus hanging out of her whore pussy

yo momma

>>726074553
It's niggers

>>726074553
check these dubs and open that thing.

potato

We'll laugh when we find out, that's the yolk

>>726074890
nice yolk there

>>726074553
I am pretty much a dubs king

>>726074944
All Hail

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>>726074944
da dubs has spoken
da dubs tell all

so tell us dubsman, whats in the egg?

>>726074944
Literally get dubs 64% of my posts. I can land trips 13% of the time. I've measured it. Gotta know my odds when a post is like "Roll trips and you have to cut your dick off" posts.

>>726074553
now whats in the fucking egg

>>726075260
>inb4 it's a yellow yoshi

>>726075425
>inb4 op abandons us

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>>726075425
>>726075260
Inside the egg is a GOLDEN KEY!

Only trips finds out what it opens!

>>726075648
my ass

>>726075648
Well shit, I may have to actually commit to this thread. Guess I better start rolling trips.

>>726075781
watis inside the key

>>726075781
Roll #2 888 get

>>726075889
Well, fuck

>>726075648
>inb4 trips reveals a door that requires quads to open

ez dubz reply is ez

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I would just go to C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to share local sluts nudes.

>>726075889
FUUUUUUCK

>>726075781
Roll #3 999 get

>>726075648
What's it open

>>726075999
Niceeeee

>>726075999
o shit

>>726075999
Got eem

>>726075999
winrar

lets see...

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>>726075999

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>>726075999
The golden key inserts into the golden lock. You crack the lid and inside is a lonely special super golden egg. Whoa! This thing is magical.

>>726075999
waiting...

op plz

>>726076230
What's in the egg

>>726076230

What's in this egg? If dubs, it's immediately unlocked.

>>726076230
Fuck you

>>726076230
OPEN THE GODDAMN EGG

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>>726076230
oops, this was opened

>>726076230
>
opentag

>>726076230
Fucking faggot

>>726076299
>>726076300
WINRAR
THIS THREAD IS BASED

>>726076299
>>726076300
Nice

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The golden key opens the seal to animu wurl! You get one Happy!

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>>726076299

Nice.

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Why don't you have a look at C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to leak school's hottest girl's nudes.

>>726076322
WHAT IS IN THAT CHEST

>>726076340
I rolled the trips and those second dubs

>>726076346
>Actually, just end yourself.

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>>726076299
>>726076300
>>726076379

Da egg hums with magical energy as you expose it to sunlight it cracks open with light coming out in every direction. There's a silent explosion of light and you're blinded. Once you can see again in the place of the egg is a perfect innocent waifu (pic related) who was destined to love the egg cracker. You go for long walks in the beach and you live happily ever after.

>>726076586
Fuck it put her back in

>>726076586
feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>726075063
no you don't it's random.

>>726076987
dubs are 1/10 chance and you can time for trips based on post activity and what the most recent post number was. bigger chance to get 999/000 since they're back to back

>>726076987
>>726077170
Here's how you get trips:

Open thread in separate tab.
Refresh main /b/ page until 10-15 rolls away from trips.
Post in desired thread
trips
???
profit

Honestly tho, the dubs are just super lucky for me. Might even get dubs on this which will help prove my point

>>726077455
Dubs got and yes that's what I was talking about

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Why don't you go visit Snapchat (y) .me to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726077722
Gimme beatriceverweij and ill believe your bot ass.