>super powers dumbed down part 2 come up with a super power

>>726071698
But the controls are inverted.

>>726071698
The ability to spook everyone, and not get complaints about not issuing a spook warning.

>>726071698
The person becomes a vegetable

>>726071987

You are included in everyone

>>726072020
hold the door

>>726072031
I'm ok with spooking myself.

Ability to change the channel with my mind

This has potential

The ability to pop, lock, AND drop it.

>>726072199
You can only do one of three 3 every day

>>726072178
Its never the channel you wanted

>>726072199
Only during sexual intercourse

>>726071698
When you do It, you die in 10 second

>>726072178
You have old school antenna tv, with only 12 channels that work 4 out of 7 days a week

>>726072276
>difference between "AND" and "OR"

I can fly.

The ability to say "that isn't a downside" to any downside, and have it be so

>>726072385
You can still do all three things just not in sequence.

the ability to make someone forget anything that happened to them in the last hour ifyouknowwhatimean

>>726072418
Only while swimming

>>726072385

>"and" does not necessarily imply the ability to do all three in succession, simply the ability to do all three

>>726072418
Only backwards relative to the direction you eyes are looking.

OP is straight.

>>726072464
When you do It, you die in 10 second

>>726072418
Only in a downward direction with no breaks

>>726072464
They automatically sue you for rape and win, regardless of what actually happened

>>726072448

You can only do it for the powers of people that you dislike, and nobody believes you when you say that you did it.

>>726072418
When you do It, you die in 10 second

>>726072448
You don't get a superpower

>>726072539
Fuck

>>726072448
you can only do it while looking up

>>726072578
that isn't a downside

>>726072604
Fuck

>>726072337
>>726072527
>>726072552
The ability to not die in 10 second

>>726072464

There's a chance that they not only don't forget what happened, but they think it was worse than it really was and everybody believes them

the ability to control earth's rotation

>>726072696

When you do it, you die in 5 second

>>726072696
You die in 5

>>726072696
You die in 9 seconds instead

>>726072696
You die in 9 seconds

>>726071698
not needing to sleep

>>726072819
no need to sleep when you dead
you'll die in 10

>>726072819
When you do It, you die in 10 second

>>726072745
When you use it you shit your pants uncontrollably

>>726072819
As stated in the last thread
>you are unaware that you do not need to sleep, so you sleep anyways to avoid the effects of sleep deprivation

>>726072745
Your control is imprecise and there's a significant chance that you will inadvertently cause an apocalypse/severe climate change every time you use your power

>>726072819
Always tired, but can never sleep

>>726072745
You can only make it spin the speed and direction its currently going. It saps all your strength to do so

rock hard erections at will

>>726072385
>>726072696
But you die a very painful death in 11 seconds

>>726072964

Unable to make them go away at will

the aaaability to dieeee in 10 seconds

>>726072964
Can't ejaculate

>>726073008

When you do it, you die in 10 second

>>726072964
They are the size of a mechanical pencil lead

>>726072964
Can only do so when being watched by other men

The ability to stop and start time at will

>>726073008
You die at 9 seconds

>>726073082
You start and stop with it

>>726073082

You age 10000x faster when time is stopped

>>726073082
When you do It, you die in 10 second

>>726073008
You automatically reanimate after 10 more seconds, and can never completely die

>>726072964
Your erection only goes away in 5 hours

>>726073082
Your not immune to time stops

>>726073117
#rekt

>>726073043
Is this immortality?

>>726073166

You would need to be awake all the time to trigger the power again in 10 second and nothing says that you are immune to the powers of sleep deprivation

So no

>>726073166
No, this is
>>726073145

The ability to control electricity

>>726073292
>it must always pass through your heart - 99% chance of fatality

>>726073292
You are not immune to the effects of electricity

>>726073166
>no, this is Patrick

>>726073292
Must be done with physical contact

>>726073341
I'll take that risk

the ability to learn any skill within 3 minutes spam
music sports art handwork any shit you want

>>726071794
Holy shit

>>726073469
>forget the skill after 2 minutes

The ability to fuck anybody

>>726073469

You learn them but well enough for anybody to think that you're good at them.

>you said learn, not master

>>726073469
You only know it in your mind and cannot physically express your ability

>>726073550
They're always gay

>>726073550

unable to discern whether or not they have STDs

>>726073550
accompanied by asexual desire, you can fuck anybody, but you sure as hell don't want to

>>726073573

but not well enough*

>>726073550
But none of the disire to fuck anyone

The ability to be fluent in all languages

The ability to make any girl instantly fall in love with you, regardless of your looks.

>>726073721

Nobody wants to talk to you

>>726073721
you have a hair lip

>>726073758
They become psychotic if they think you're cheating on them

>>726073758
you suddenly learn your gay

>>726073721

All languages that don't involve speech.

>>726073721
The inability to physically communicate or hear

>>726073758
They all want to wait until marriage to do ANYTHING

>>726072504
damn nice one

The ability to raise people and objects core temperature well beyond their limits

Become immune to all STD's

>>726073957

Whatever you do to anything else you also do to yourself.

>>726073985
Completely lose your sex drive

>>726073985
By losing your Genitalia

Never age past 25 years old

The ability to eat food with my ass

>>726074209
Find yourself unable to keep with the times. Eventually become an old dude in a 25 year old body that nobody you body's age wants to associate with

>>726074258
Have to shit out your mouth

>>726074209
Everyone around you ages at 10X speed

>>726074258
Anything you eat with your ass gets shit out of your nostrils and ears

>>726074296
O shit son

>>726074209
By dying

>>726074209
You die within 10 second

The ability to motivate myself to do something.

>>726074541
How well you actually do the thing is only at 50%

>>726074541
That "something" is killing yourself

>>726074541

While motivated, you fail to complete the task anyway.

>>726073985
You have to get each STD and suffer from it chronically for 2 months to actually become immune to it

The ability not to fear death or loniless

The ability to kill people who reply to my posts in 10 seconds.

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Instead you could browse to s,n,a.p,c,h,a,t.y(.)me to fap to local sluts nudes.

>>726074747
You have depression

>>726074771
Downside: I want to die

The ability to have an ability.

>>726075067
lack of desire to use it

The ability to take someone else's ability without taking the drawback.

>>726075164
You automatically get a worse drawback than the original ability had

>>726075067
Someone else can make up a drawback to that ability.

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You can't die

immune to any decease
mostly std'a

>>726075164
When you do it, you die in 10 second

>>726075314
Your body still ages, leaving you a wrinkled, useless sack of bones and tissue after 100 years that literally just exists

>>726075316
You immediately get all known diseases to mankind.

>>726075316

Lose your sex drive

>>726075401
I AM A ROCK, I AM AN ISLAND!

>>726075314
U die in 10 second

>>726075316
nothing changes. you stay in your moms basement.

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>>726075506
top kek

Can play any instrument without practice.

>>726075671

Playing and playing well are two different things.

You're still shit.

Master the ability to control and weaponized the autism on this site.

The ability to telekinetically use any keyboard that I can see.

impervious to every third bullet.

>>726075760

By being king of the autists, you become the most autistic of them all

>>726075760
You have to autistic

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Instead you could go visit C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to share your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726075783
The other two kill you

>>726075802
Instead you could go fuck yourself

>>726075760
/4chan/ servers suffer DDOS attack every time you use the ability

>>726075783
You have to be blindfolded for it to work.

>>726075782
>keyboard teleports behind you

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Never have bad luck ever again.

>>726075782
Only website you can access is 9gag

>>726075782
The concentration required causes your untrained body to shit, piss, vomit, and sweat uncontrollably from every possible orifice.

>>726075788
I am president trump holy shit.

>>726075896

You won't have good luck ever again, either.

>>726075896
>U die in 10 second

The ability to actually convince people you are arguing with on the Internet that the position you are going for is correct.

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Instead you could go to C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to fap to your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726075760
You are declared a weapon of mass destruction and getting hunted by the cia

ability to suck 9 monstrous cocks at once.

The ability to become the best dota 2 player in the world

>inb4 i cant play dota 2, get more creative than that retards

>>726076081
You only get into arguments with yourself. Try again faggot.

>>726076081
you have the worst internet connection on the planet

>>726076081
The person you're arguing with thinks is correct, but bystanders irrevocably thinks that you're autistic for taking x topic so seriously.

>>726076127
You always get disconnected mid game.

You have an iq of 999

>>726076199
thinks it's* correct

>>726076122
no gag reflex

>>726076222
Chekd

>>726076222
You're so intelligent that anything you try to explain to anyone, even in the simplest terms you can muster, goes right over their heads.

>>726076247
I think I'm still wining ;)

>>726073985
by having every possible std

The ability to check'em

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The ability to only roll dubs and higher.

>>726076222

despite being so smart you have a terrible work ethic and fail to accomplish anything even marginally useful with your intelligence

>>726076417
You never roll repeating digits

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You probably should go visit C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to leak school's hottest girl's nudes.

>>726071698
you cannot lose control until they die

>>726076419
Only on imageboards other than 4chan

All your political ideas become reality

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>>726076568

>>726076568
You are a neo liberal

>>726076568
Be sex slaves for niggers because your a liberal faggot.

the ability to spell correctly

get gifted 72 female vigrins. If I rape a neckbeard b/ro

>>726076767
The ability to spell "correctly"

>>726076767
You can't you grammar properly.

Total dominantion of the world.

>>726076809
All weigh more than the neckbeard

>>726075760
You risk the autism returning back to you each time you use it possibly leading to a psychotic meltdown.

>>726076849
The world of UR ANUS

>>726076849
People think you're the return of whatever deity they believe and won't listen to your actual words.

Ability to kill all 4chan users with a single thought.

The ability to kill anyone with a book i write their name in

>>726076127
You don't deserve powers if that's what you're going with.

>>726076849
The world is shit

>>726076940
You immediately think yourself to death.

>>726076940
You cure cancer make the world a better place.

>>726076940
You are stuck in a world of reddit users

>>726076940
Apon killing them, their dead exploded remains teleport above your head

>>726071698
Omnipotence

>>726077028
You're only omnipotent in your bed.

>>726077028
you can do anything, but you can't be arsed to

>>726076995
it was a worthy sacrifice I go down with the ship.

>>726077028
People question your existance as it cannot be proven

Medias' touch, but I can turn it on or off.

>>726076943
End up being baited by a famous detective and get caught

You can last more than 5 minutes to the lara fucking horse video

>>726077091
Hahaha
>>726077094
What?
>>726077101
Absolute

>>726077155

You forget that Medias is Midas' retarded brother who turns gold into worthless materials.

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>>726072478
KEK

>>726077278
Even better! Now if I can just get next to Fort Knox . . .

>>726077241

>what?

You have the power to do whatever you want but you lack the motivation to do anything extraordinary with your power. Thereby living an ordinary life

>>726076127
Dota2 playerbase drops to 1

>>726077155
your born a Quadruple Amputee. you also have no cock

The ability to know how to shot web.

The power to jump high with your super strong legs
>you cant go too high or else legs break

>>726077235
but you can't manage to find the video anywhere

The ability to turn any cactus over 25' into a successful jew and to be immune to limitations.

>>726077415

>born a quadruple amputee
>you also have no cock
>quadruple

That's a funny way of saying quintuple amputee, anon

>>726077431
they're not sticky and dont stick to anything

>>726077431

You know how but you're physically unable to

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You probably should go visit Snapchat (y) .me to fap to school's hottest girl's nudes.

>>726077432
You drastically overshoot anything that you want to jump toward/over

power to stop time

>>726077432
You have to be high to use that power.

>>726077498
Except these posts are in Hebrew

cant get aids
drawback
you can fuck trannies

>>726077431
it shots out your anus

>>726077515
you cant continue time

>>726077450
The Neo Nazis find and murder you in your home for creating superjews

>>726077498
you should probably go fuck yourself

>>726077028
Only omnipotent in a separate universe where nothing exists.

>>726077515

You are not immune to your own power

>>726077572
Report and ignore spam.

>>726077450
the jew steals your sheckels

>>726077543
>Can't get aids
You lose your sex drive

>>726077460
You're right, i could of said quint but most anons wouldn't got it. You're pretty smart for being an Autistic faggot.

>>726077584
You made that nigga sad

the power to kill the snapchat scam spammers

The power to teleport anywhere you want anytime you want.

The ability to make the meanest, spiciest, most radical hotdog in all Iceland.

>>726077635
You can only do it if you're the admin of 4chan

>>726077637

You can't bring anything with you, including your clothes.

You are the king of the jews

>>726077635
You have to get banned from 4chan

Become a master race member.

>>726077667
its so radical that you cant eat it

>>726077685

Hitler comes back from the dead and kills you

>>726077685
You never existed

The ability to turn turn any drawback into a super power.

>>726077672
and you have a raging hardon for 24 hours

>>726077705
with an insatiable desire to racemix

>>726077705
The master race dies out, including you, in 10 seconds.

>>726077667
The downside is that Hot Dogs in Iceland suck so for the rest of the world it's just a normal hotdog

>>726077705
You turn into a nigger after 10 seconds

>>726077705
Except you unbecome a member of the Master race

>>726077741
You don't have any drawbacks.

>>726077741
You can only do this for drawbacks that you genuinely dislike or that you know would inconvenience you in the extreme

Every step you take gravity increases until you inevitably crush yourself.

Ps. No wheelchairs

You can convince any femate to do anything

>>726077705
the master race is the most hated race
>niggers

>>726077838
It works both ways.

>>726077828
You have no legs

>>726077838
it only works on the ugly ones

>>726077838
The female is trans

>>726077745
good thing my dick is small

>>726077828
Nothing exists except a few salmon

>>726077838
They do it but are extremely resentful afterwards and if you're not careful they will kill you in your sleep

The ability to breath.

>>726077806
That means I'm a perfect being which is a super power in itself, checkmate.

>>726077929
you only breath toxic air

>>726077929
You can choke

ability to control all sealife with my mind

>>726077620
Not really I just left is all

>>726077929

You die of lung cancer

you can make 2d girls become 3d and they love you forever

The power to make anyone have instant, loud diarrhea splatter from their ass with your mind.

>>726077984
You spend life in jail for fucking dolphins

>>726077984
You become aquaman, the worst superhero.

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>>726077929

>>726077984
The closer you are to bodies of water, the weaker your power is

>>726077929
but only if someone is farting into your face

>>726078013
They're only background anime characters

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The ability to access Google at will using only your mind.

>>726078025
They have to be sitting in your lap.

>>726078025
Only works on people sitting next to you on a 4 + >>726078044
hour flight

>>726077584
Well I guess I should start creating

>>726078025

Anything you do to someone else, happens to you. Furthermore, you need to have line of sight for the power to work

>>726078083
Cant access cp

>>726077984
With an effective range of 1 meter.

>>726078083
You can't decide when to stop accessing google, driving you insane

>>726078013
Only works wit furries

>>726078083
You can only google and not enter any sites.

The ability to post to 4chan without filling out a captcha.

>>726078013
Cant do it with loli

>>726078083
everything you search or think of is broadcasted to everyone else

>>726078217
You have to pay for 4chan membership

Thr ability to instantly turn into a small, cute, immortal 2d shota and be pampered and fucked by cute, nurturing 2d milfs with big tits for the rest of my eternal life.

>>726078311
Your autistic

>>726078311
You're literally 2d, so being in the 3d world is eternal suffering for you.

>>726078311
Immortal doesn't mean that you don't age. Once you stop being a cute shota you're just a boring background adult that never gets laid

>>726078340
i think it actually worked

>>726078340
This will only make them want to ride me harder

Can shapeshift
can predict the future
knows every language
can cure anything of any ailment
can make anyone commit suicide
can change the ideologies of countries

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>>726078393

>>726078311
They all sound like gilbert gottfried

>>726078380
You're supposed to create a drawback not completely eliminate the power. I'm still getting laid even if in an old fuck you bitch.

>>726078420
You live in the land of make believe.

>>726078420
become George Soros

>>726078420
Is a nigger

But only on people with Down syndrome

>>726078420
You have a cult following of braindead churchgoers who make up crazy incorrect stories about you

>>726078420
>can shapeshift
Can't change back
>can predict the future
Can't do anything about it
>knows every language
Nobody wants to talk to you
>can cure anything of any ailment
You are unable to discern whether or not someone is actually suffering from any ailment
>can make anyone commit suicide
You accidentally use your power on loved ones at random
>can change the ideologies of countries
You can only negatively impact countries you like, and positively impact countries you dislike

>>726078311
You become gay and genuinely dislike the attentions of the milfs

>>726078420
Gets nailed on the cross.

>>726078420
The only way to use any of your powers is by cutting off one of your testicles.

The ability to make my sexy 13 year old daughter wear hiking boots (with no socks) for a week and not letting her take them off or wash her feet. And letting the delicious, pungent, rank, (non toxic) smell of her pure, untouched soles ferment in peace until they are ready to be sniffed and licked and worshipped by me, her immortal father.

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>>726078673
Top kek.

>>726078743
you shoot yourself in the head
really do it

>>726078743
Your daughter dies while hiking

The ability to bait people into replying to this post.

>>726078808
You can have some of her toes too anon just tell next time jeez :^)

>>726078851
But everyone thinks you're an autist

>>726078743
She loses her feet in a hiking accident

>>726078881
But he fits in well here

>>726078851
They only respond with "Faggot" and "kill yourself"

>>726078420
You can only use your powers on yourself.

>>726078851
Faggot

>>726078851
Kill yourself

The ability to grant other people's wishes.

>>726078743
You get sent to jail and get raped daily.

>>726078993
Only works on buddhists and Jehovah's Witnesses

>>726078993
Faggot

>>726078993
Everybody resents you because you misinterpret their wishes despite your good intentions

>>726079031
Kill Yourself

>>726078993
They all wish you were dead.

>>726078993
But they die in wacky accidents an hour later

The ability to bump threads on 4chan, even if they are above the bump limit.

>>726079076
Faggot Kill Yourself

>>726079052
Leafyfags please just go ruin someone else's 8 layers of irony

>>726079112
They 404 anyway for unknown reasons

>>726079112
The threads always die before you reach the limit

>>726079137
Except you, the anon who i am replying to, find perfect love with your perfect 2d waifu in your favorite anime setting and lead a happy eternal life in paradise and you have a big dick plus there are no niggers.

The ability to transfer any traits with other people, be it powers, race, age, etc.

The ability to have power of /b/

>>726079364
Nobody consents to it and everyone knows who you transferred traits with.

>>726079364
The sudden change in your body makes you explode

>>726079364
Disease, disorders, and deficiencies are permanent.

>>726079408
Your brains no longer functions.