Milo dindu nuffin

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>>726066850
the joke was just asking if the cock was a dick

>>726067154
You're right, it is a terrible joke
But I'll still play Cards Against Humanity with you, and I forgive you :p

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>>726067363
thank u

>>726067439
Who's a cute manly dicklover :3
Anyway shoot if you feel like playing, I'm pretty much always free at the moment, however the sleeping pattern is very unpredictable

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Its manly to fuck men, I know because people on the internet told me the greeks and romans did that.

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big floppy cartoon animal dicks

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Masturbate to cartoons

I also like CAH.

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>>726067728
whenever you want, I don't do much so I'm usually always free.

>>726067728
Except the manly part.

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>>726067901
romans were quite anti-homo actually, it was part of the reason christianity later adopted the stance.

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>>726067927
I was gonna say that kaen needs to get dicked too but I guess he banned me before that.

>>726068209
Greeks were the best, 100% of them were bisexual.

>>726068353
thats more or less accurate.

>>726068049
Dude, manly cute is the best cute
>>726068019
There's also steam games, you're like the only other person I know personally who plays/have played Genital Jousting :P Well, wanna see if this anon >>726068012 wants to join us?

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>>726068209
They are anti-bitch. If you took dick you were a bitch, but if you put your dick in things you were the Biggus Dickus.

Also some of the more famed gladiators liked having their "crowd name" referring to their supposed large genitals.

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open up ya throat

>>726068386
But Matty is girly girl.

>>726068456
How bout cute manly

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>>726068386
sure, more for the party, lemme make some food first itll be about 20 minutes

>>726068456
im gunna cry

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>>726068271
hey-o

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i get greeks and romans mixed up

>>726068596
We'll see if random anon hangs around for that long
>>726068012
You still here?

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>>726068656
oh well its only like the 4th time
he cant resist my dickening for long

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The Greeks liked to fuck men. Especially young, handsome men.
The Romans did too but were like "Its not gay as long as i'm doing the fucking" and then they got Jesus and Jesus said "It is not gay as long as your butthole is not humped."
Then all was nohomo in the Roman Empire and it was pretty good.

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>>726068929
they didnt even support trans rights.

>>726068753
if he wanted to play, he'd stick around for longer than 20 minutes. though thats probably just me.

>>726068753
>random anon
This is Martin, but on a different hard drive. Of course you have no proof I am who I am, but yeah.

>>726069077
Well it seems *Martin* is still here, now it just the question of me managing to stay awake for 20 more minutes
>>726069184
I've never known a Martin, buuuuut, do you still wanna play?

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There were no such thing as trannies in Rome or Europe. But they did have crazy people up north who dressed up as wolves and fucked Rome in the ass.

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>>726069488
Martin's the guy that posts pictures with [MARTIN] over the eyes. He seems pretty neato, when I've talked to him. Get some like annoying ass music for 20 minutes, or watch a five nights at freddies fan video

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Civilized human history is just a big murder and rape orgy.

>>726069662
I could listen to this for 20 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0

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don't you believe it

>>726069759
ah god, that game. i wonder if it stopped getting new content, seems like it hasnt been forgotten since the 2014 release.

>>726070395
I'm utterly convinced that that song plays in the walnut brain of every cat in the world

>>726069488
Yes, still hyped to play

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>>726069662
>He seems pretty neato, when I've talked to him.
Oh my gah I feel honored

>>726070538
Aight cool, whenever Matty gives the go I'm guessing?

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>>726070535
im sure it is, actually. not too much of a far cry of what it could be.

>>726070613
it was only one time. we should talk more.

>>726070900
10 minutes

>>726070981
On repeat. On max volume.

>>726070981
>it was only one time. we should talk more.
Agreed. I should be less lazy and make some temporary Martin images here.
I honestly don't remember that one time though. I apologise, I have a very poor memory.

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>>726071108
well, it's repeated and max volume for cats everywhere as well

>>726071238
Swapped f-list things, and i complained cause it logged me out.

whos milo and what did he do

>>726071446
I'm sure you could hear it coming out of their ears if you listen close enough

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>>726071503
He got molested so that gave him stockholm syndrome thinking its okay for gays to molest more little boys.

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>>726070981
https://youtu.be/hDRMeeuP3F0

>>726071630
alright boys, lets play

>>726071906
Aight whoever's post ending closest to 10 hosts

>>726071446
I remember now!

>>726072000
darn.

>>726072136
Only fair, I hosted last time :p

>>726072055
>>726072208
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=111

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Boobs are only good with a vagina and no penis.

boobs allowed, but absolutely no prick or gash

Anime tiddies.

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I often wonder what boobs feel like.

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>>726072783
Meow

mammalian fat sacks

>>726072962

snrrrt

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>>726073026
I miss my cat that would snort.

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I dont know what fat sacks feel like.

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>>726073090

i cannot imagine what a cat snore sounds like, but i know it would be precious

>>726073138

loose bags of flesh

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>>726073690
Like my nuts?

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>>726073807

nuts are rather firm, within their sac

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>>726073690
she use to rub my beard then snort.

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>>726073860
This is TOO HARD!!!

>>726073901

was it like.. a sneeze?

>>726073982

a lot of things are

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>>726074060
Sort of.

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>>726074060
Not my dick.

>>726074117

a hiccough

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>>726074149

>>726074306
that brings me back

the guy doesn't post on doublaychan anime does he

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>>726074358
No. He disappeared, sadly.

>>726074397
I didn't think so and I'm pretty sure I ask variations of that every single time he's referenced, too.

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>>726074241
I cant jerk off anymore. I just wind up thinking about how ill never get sex or think how I dont deserve an orgasm for not getting any and lose all interest.

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>>726074563
that's an interesting type of dysfunction. I'm quite bad at distracting myself when I'm horny but it happens to you automatically?

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>>726074826
Yeah, I cant think of it as pleasure anymore. I cant think of it anything other than something other people do.

>>726074563

you could try getting off to shame

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>>726075044
don't suppose there was any projection in there when you told me to castrate myself the other night

>>726075097
ntr doujins?

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>>726075097
I cant "depressterbate" if that is what you are referring to.

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>>726075144
Well I get some pleasure in the loss of pleasure in others, they dont get it so then I get it.

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>>726075280
do you view sex as a zero sum game?

actually, do you view existence as a zero sum game?

>>726075201

no depression required, just a failing
this is why i am lesser

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>>726075330
>zero sum game

You got that from Arrival.

But yeah, that is a perfect explanation of how my mind works.

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>>726075514
Using tears as lube really isnt going to help my dick stay erect.

>>726075659

treasure chests of potential, discarded into the gutters

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>>726075586
...no, I didn't get that from arrival, the idea of a zero sum game is maybe the most well-known artifact of game theory. seriously that shit's common knowledge

the idea that existence is zero sum isn't actually reflective of reality. winners and losers are the inevitable product of any system, but the proportion of the two isn't always balanced

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>>726075795
Not understanding this euphemism.

>>726075853

shame is a vast topic

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>>726075820
You're so smart ill believe you.

lol... who am I kidding, no you aren't you got that from Arrival.

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>>726076041
I haven't seen arriva
l.

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>>726076020
I want to shame you.

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>>726076082
>lying

You are as shiggaty diggaty as my erectile dysfunction.

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>>726076112

easier than you'd think

>>726076213
the alternative reality you inhabit shouldn't bother me as much as it does given that I've at this point begun writing a book about the irrelevance of cats but it's still infuriating anyway

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>>726076251
Don't feel like shaming you anymore.

>cats
facts*

What a typo.

Phonological processing error. It's pretty cool actually.

It is very funny.

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take a screenshot and post it

>>726076366

kinda sad now

Of Julian?

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>>726076332
>Your sona is a cat
>"I've at this point begun writing a book about the irrelevance of cats"
That my friend is a Freudian Slip.

You are irrelevant, I am glad you agree.

whomever it is

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>>726076494
I'd be happy, but I have no proof you are sad so I am stuck in a limbo.

whomstever has done a typo

It happens to me a lot. I actually catch myself typing th in words that have an s quite often because I have a lisp.

I think dom has me filtered.

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>>726076641

doesn't have to be a zero-sum game

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Oh, what did you do this time?

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Nothing I can think of.

Was Julian being insufferable again?

that's precious

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I would just browse to C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to leak local sluts nudes.

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>>726076695
Easy for you to say when you get all the sex you want.

>>726076757
I love this drawstyle, damn. What artist do I look for to find more like this?

>>726077326
twinkle-sez

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>>726077003

if i post some sad faces while you say mean things to me will you be able to spooj

>>726077326

twinkle-sez

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>>726077474
That's like a hooker faking an orgasm, kiss my ass.

>>726077369
>>726077474
Thaaanks!

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>>726077474
I feel like im going to pass out

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>>726077544

it would be my pleasure

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>>726077561

>>726077586

im guessing because it's early in the morning instead of late at night now

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>>726077633
That and I don't sleep well.

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>>726077607
Agitating me.
Stop, or the only thing you're going to get is a whole lot of nasty.

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>>726077699

soon you'll have a cute boybody pillow

>>726077715

smokin drugs

Fun game.
t. Martin

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>>726077923
I though you said "cute boy to plow"

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>>726077979

>>726077780
why do dis catto hav a donger?!

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>>726077952
Gee gees.

what is it about the male ass and ass in general that makes you want to fuck it

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>>726078574
Soft, plump, and delicious

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Not something to ask me since I never have.
>Inb4 "I wasn't asking you"

>>726078574
I don't want to fuck ass. I want to do frot and oral.

>>726078690

appreciably straightforward
i like big ass myself

>>726078726

thank you for your input

>>726078800
They're amazing.

>>726078928

but why the male ass over the female ass
is an ass not an ass

>>726068929
supposedly the japanese also fucked pubescent men before westerners came along and brought christianity like a bunch of assholes

>>726078992
Because I rather make a man moan then a woman.

>>726079063

yea shogun talked about this, thanks mr clavell

>>726079082

i want to understand why this idea appeals to you

tfw have only had sex with men
women are impossible to get in this christian nation

>>726079168
I wish I knew. I just like it.

>>726079289
You're not really missing out on much.

>>726079063
Something about forming empires really makes men want to fuck the butts of other men.

i had sex with a woman once, then she asked me why i was 'stone faced the entire time'

>>726079311

i've got to get to the bottom of this

>>726079390
It's hard to describe.

Just be happy you have some one to fill you and don't question it too much.

>>726079168
>>726079390
I would say that fucking a guys ass over a woman's would be nice since the cute guy is getting his prostate rubbed by your penis, and the thought of giving another male pleasure by rubbing your dick inside him is pretty great.
But I can only give my inexperienced outlook on it.

>>726079390
I had sex with a woman once, it was terrible for me.

>>726079469

i'm searingly aware of my blessings

>>726079581

beautifully conscientious

>>726079599

why was it terrible for you?

>>726079804
well it was okay at first, I didn't feel anything but she seemed to enjoy it. Then she told me to east her out basically and then I got close and almost vomited.

>>726079953
lol

>>726079953

at this point did you already know your sexual destiny, or was this the beginning

>>726080485
it was the beginning, I knew something was up since I wasn't getting any pleasure at all from it.

>"It's so easy to get women, just be yourself and take a shower"
>Cant get woman
>Gay dudes who rather catch than pitch get more woman than you.

just take a shower, that's solid advice

>>726080580

for me, the pussy felt fine, but the lack of a big dad railing my ass really killed the mood

>>726080890
>>726080890
>>726080890
>>726080890
>>726080890

>>726080825
I didn't even think about gay stuff until I actually did some experimentation with some guys.

People also say sex doesnt matter, while at the same time make fun of virgins and see then as unequal cause they cant get sex.
People: Solid advice.