what's the best way to die?

>>726066964
taking a bullet for Donald

>>726066964
Only two ways: of old age, from a complete life, surrounded by your loved ones; or die historic against insurmountable odds screaming "WITNESS ME BROTHERS!!!"

>>726066964
Getting rekt by 10/10 nacked girls by their feet.

>>726066964
In your sleep, after a long life of contentment next to the one you love.

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>>726069651

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This

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>>726069651
Fuck. Those feels hit fast

>>726067616
this.

>>726067714
Burn the heretics!

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>>726069651
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>726069651
The only real answer.
Blaze of glory deaths are less fun than you'd think.

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>Had an asthma attack at the supermarket
>Girl tells me to sit down, and relax
>Calls ambulance for me
>I haven't seen her since the ambulance took me away.

>Is she my girlfriend now?

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>>726066964
being eaten by Shia Laboof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

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die in the battle my brother

>>726073108
ur badass, i hate u

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peacefully, in your sleep.

and not screaming in terror like your passengers.

Stroke/heart attack/aneurism while fucking.

choking on a BBC

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>>726066964
>Pic related is the only real answer

>>726075504
nice movie my niga

>>726066964
Drowning in pussy

Guns blazing in the cafeteria, watching the bodies drop of all those jocks and bitches who made fun of me all those years

>>726066964
Overdose. I'm a simple non-binary transfag individual.

>>726075732
I like the way you think. What's your kik?

>>726069651
fuck that. Old. Alone. Boots on looking Him in the eye. Anything else is nu male cucked faggotry

Being chained to a wall while an obese man teases you with food and then ends of scoffing it in front of you. This will repeat until I eventually die of starvation. A death that would satisfy me.

>buy frag grenade
>put in mouth
>pull the pin
>release
>count from 10 backwards
>infinite sleep
BONUS POINTS:
>Do it in public ×25
>Do it amongst minorities ×50

>>726076147
This senpai desu

Aloha Snackbar of course.

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I would just go visit C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726067714
\thread

>>726076147
>Imitate Vegeta's selfdestruct ×100
>Yell Allahu Akbar and carry a Qu'ran ×200

pic related seems acceptable closest i will ever get to pussy

>>726076587
Nice pic

Life well lived

Next to the one you love

With a big black dick rammed up her ass

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>mfw you're more likely to drown or burn to death than die of old age.

Some MDMA, some LSD, some raw dope, some good weed and two or three shots of whiskey

Wouldn't have a care in the world

>>726066964
Black hole

>>726076922
Being ripped apart? Nah m8

>>726069651
>a long life of contentment next to the one you love.

Less than 1% of all relationships are this happy.

>>726076147
So do the same as muslim radicals? Good one idiot

>>726066964
for a cause.

Bullet wound to the head after killing multiple innocent teenagers attending school

>>726067616

Heart attack from sex with ivana while also taking a bullet for the Donald

Weed overdose

Painful at first, but bliss after than initial threshold

>>726066964
Taking a shit on someone you hate

Drowning.
I've drown before. It's pretty peaceful. For a minute, you think you could drink all the water in the world to save you. The next minute, you just let go. You don't feel a thing. You feel at bliss.

One word. Hatred. I Will do this soon... I hope

>>726077199
The science says so but it's still hard for me to believe, obviously it's terrifying at first

>>726076395
Stop posting this stupid nonsense shit

Suffocating on Emma watsons farts while she babbles her feminist nonsense at me

Ah man, in bed, warm, slightly toasty, tucked in, in my mom's arms.

>>726077300
>Replying to spam

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You probably should have a look at Snapchat (y) .me to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726077473
>replying to replies to spam

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>>726077537
I don't have any ex gfs m'lday

>>726077564
>replying to replies to people who reply to spam replies