Trolley problems thread? >Would choose the Jew

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>>726062193
Who wouldn't pick the Jew?

>>726062481

Another jew

>>726062481
Muslims are pretty bad too though

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>>726063163
>>726063163

>>726062193
Jew, the Palestinian kid is gonna die anyways

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>>726062193
Die, Zionist scum.

>>726063742
why would a zionist choose the Jew. Any zionist would fuck those Palestinian kids right up

>>726062638
But children over an elitist banker?

>>726062481
>>726062193
It's harder because it's kids versus a banker, but I'd still let the Palestinians get killed. The only good Arab is a dead Arab. I got no problem with Jews generally and I get that the world needs banks to function. Now if you tell me he's some kind of evil banker....

>>726063956
I think that was his response as to who dies in that situation

>>726064078
true. I guess I didn't think this one all the way through. The kids have the capacity to be rapefugees which is pretty bad I guess

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Bootin

>>726062193
Pull the handle to the middle. Derail train. Save everyones life.

>>726064621
you're a fag anon

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>>726064168
>I got no problem with Jews generally
What are ya? Fuckin gay?
>Now if you tell me he's some kind of evil banker....
>implying that isn't the definition of being Jewish
Forgive me; you're just an autist.

>>726064529
Kek

>>726064621
What about the people on the train?

>>726064621
Hello newfag. Have you been told that we hope you get raped yet?

>>726064168
>Now if you tell me he's some kind of evil banker....
>Jewish
>banker
how the fuck is he not evil anon?

>>726064731
Hey, anon. I'm not the guy you replied to but I am Jewish.
But I'm curious about the kind of person who posts a comment like that: how many Jews would you say you personally have actually met and had a conversation with? A lot or a little?
Or are you just trolling?

>>726064529
lel

>>726065078
>>726065016
Same question for you

>>726065078
lurk moar newfag

i hate sandniggers but jews are sandniggers with money, hail

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>>726064718
Why? Because i can think outside the box? I have a brain and you dont.

>>726064768
I dont see anyone on the train.

>>726065464
No. Because you don't want to kill either of them. You're a faggot

>>726064993
Im not new. Just giving a different input from most retards on here such as yourself.

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>>726065540
Why would i want to kill them?

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>>726065078
gtfo of 4chan and get back to work jew!

>>726065078
Either b8 or newfag, but I'll take a nibble. Jewish people are generally scum that always play the victim card. Throughout history they have been forced out of nations, enslaved, executed, and hated by many. According to most people, this happened over and over again "just because." Jews are treated like boogie men for a reason. Now they get away with their shit all the time because of "muh holocaust" even though the Jews got it easy compared to the rest of the victims of WW2.

>>726065684
yes you must be a newfag...this is 4chan faggot not real life. gtfo.

>>726065834
Jews are evil, arabs are inferior.

>>726062581
No. I'd pick him because it's the least loss of life.

And yes I'm Jewish.

>>726065834
Because the Jew is a globalist banker and the Palestinian kids have potential to be terrorists and rapists? What are you? Autistic?

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>>726066142
go back to your people.

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>>726066142
Gtfo kike. You won't make any shekels off of us.

>>726066009
I'm not trying to bait and I'm not particularly new. I usually just ignore this stuff on b but I'm tired and curious.
I hear your anti Jew points. They're not new and I'm not interested in debating them. I'm just curious whether people who post stuff like this actually have any significant firsthand exposure to Jews or are just trusting media or other people. Care to answer?

Same goes for you guys:
>>726065186
>>726065016
>>726064731
>>726063956

>>726066142
I'm not Jewish, but I have a little jew in me.

>>726062193
Why are jew girls so much into interracial porn lately ?

>>726062193
>If you don't move it you kill Palestinian kids

Nope, my inaction is not the same as action. I am not the one killing the kids if I do nothing. Just because I 'could' save them, doesn't mean I have any obligation to.

>>726066687
They've caught on that their men are inferior to all other races.

>>726062193
Killing the Jew could do a lot more to help the world than killing six Muslim children who would likely grow up to murder their fellow Arabic people and shit out more Muslim children.

>>726066736
There is merit in this argument.

>>726063631
Kek

>>726063742
The Jews would manipulate or pay a lesser amount to members of another race to get that other race to gather the pennies for them.

>>726066484
You're taking this way too seriously. Most of us just do it for the lulz.
Personally I've met some but not a lot of Jews. Some good, some bad. Some of the bad ones stereotypical ways (very liberal) others not (I will say in my experience Jews are more economically literate but not cheaper than the general population).
Yes there are actual antisemites on /b/ just like there are all kinds of retards everywhere.

>>726066687
Maybe because they are always complaining about everything, even jewdy dewdy.

>>726066484
>be me
>meet two Jews so far in my life
>first one was in high school
>always acted better than everyone else because his parents forced him to learn financial shit, effectively making him smarter than the average teenager
>some Chads bullied him
>the Jew got other kids to bully the Chads because "they is nazis!"
>once in the clear, dirty jew proceeds to treat kids that stood up for him like trash
>they bully him for it
>repeat
The other guy was some old fuck that I saw pick up a penny. Made me Kek.

Anyone has the "your dick or 35 persons" trolley problem?

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>>726067563
Thanks for replying.

>>726067563
Interesting. Obviously that kid sounds like a dick.

>>726067848
Definitely 35 people, as long as they're strangers.

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>>726062193
My solution :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

>>726068275

a 2 year old could solve that one...

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>>726067950
Quit being tolerant with me, ovenboy.
You're making my erection soft.

>>726068754
it's just jewish deception. using the good cop technique to lower your guard...dont fall for it faggot. next thing you know, hes got his hand in your pocket and up your ass like a puppet.

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>>726070109
Don't worry, anon. I'll never turn my back on a Jew.

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>>726066250
you first, krispy kraut. go lose another war because you're too pussy to fight.

>>726066484
>>726066484
Are you asking "how many globalist jewish bankers, or Israeli soldiers, or Zionists" have I personally met?

Because in general, that is the issue.

I have had jewish friends in the past, and most of them hit these sterotypes:

>a bit cheap ( washing plastic utensils after a party to reuse at next party )
>wealthy ( parents doctors / lawyers / etc )
>educated ( college at least )
>neurotic
>lots of family pressure to be jewish ( marry jewish girls, etc )
>mild bigotry against blacks / mexicans
>bit of the "Chosen People" stuff - especially when it comes to doing business, promotions, introductions, etc. I've often felt they will hire another jew, if that is an option - all things being equal.

Some are far more "American" and those are the ones who I'm friends with. There is an older generation who are just so freaking pro-israel, everything is about israel, and I personally don't give a fuck. I don't care that your uncle fought in tanks in 73 blah blah blah. And they are completely blind to how other's perceive their treatment of Palestinians.

I came from a pretty anti-semitic family, so growing up I was always lecturing my parents and grandparents not to be racists fags. But as I got older, I did notice some of the above trends.

Also they mutilate their babies dicks, and I think that is disgusting. The orthodox jew / herpes situation in NYC is fucking disgusting.

>>726072960
Christian leaders regularly molest children. It's a stereotype that has been confirmed.

Suck my herpes coated cut dick.

>>726073546
>Christian leaders regularly molest children.

Yeah so do Jewish ones, what is your point? I think it is disgusting that you chop of your kids foreskin. deal with it. I think it is fucking horrific that mohels WONT FUCKING STOP giving babies genital herpes. I mean, just stop sucking their little cocks, enough already.

Also this.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11

"Rabbi Rosenberg believes around half of young males in Brooklyn's Hasidic community—the largest in the United States and one of the largest in the world—have been victims of sexual assault perpetrated by their elders. Ben Hirsch, director of Survivors for Justice, a Brooklyn organization that advocates for Orthodox sex abuse victims, thinks the real number is higher. "From anecdotal evidence, we're looking at over 50 percent. It has almost become a rite of passage."

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Obviously you let the carriage hit the Palestinians. There's several of them, that's a lot of energy to hurt and/or kill several people. You could get one Jewish kid on your own quite easily though.

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>>726073975
Good solid journalistic reporting there. One guy makes claims that are unverified and unsubstantiated and without any corroborating evidence.

Meanwhile.....

WORLDWIDE PERPETUAL CHRISTIAN RAPE OF CHILDREN THAT HAS BEEN PROVEN OVER AND OVER AND OVER:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

Also, schmegma, cancer dick, these obscure ultra-orthodox sects are to Judaism what Jim Jones and David Koresh are to Christianity, except there are a fuck-ton more Jones-Koresh groups than any possible correlate on the Jewish side.

Finally, Jews are literally the first people on the planet to outlaw incest and child molestation.

stay wrong and angry, cancer dick.

>>726072960
>washing plastic utensils after a party to reuse at next party
Are you just using that an a general example, or did you actually see that happen? Because that's just comical levels of cheap.

>>726074507
Europeans are inarguably the cheapest penny-pinching anal-retentionists on the planet. No Jew comes within a miracle mile of fucking Euroscum misers.

>>726067141
Woke as fukk

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>>726066484
>just trusting media
Yeah because if there's one group in the west that has it in for Jews, it's the media.
>get a load of this guy

>>726072054
Oy vey, the pot is calling the kettle schwarz.

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>>726075001
Yee fucking Haw, Cletus. Go back to your single-wide and forget that career in comedy.

>>726066009
there were no victims of ww2
it didnt happen

>>726064078
I mean, that's the American way, it would seem.

>>726075282
That damage control was weaker than your ancestor's resolve during the 1940s.

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>>726075749
damn... fucking pathetic. It must be an IQ thing (ya know, you being 30 points under my balls lower). Stay undegreed, unemployed, and angry, Slav.

>>726066484
From one jew on /b/ to another, don't look to far into it. What you're seeing is an amalgamation of a lot of edgy assholes and faggots too stupid or lazy to fix their own problems, so they shout "jews!" and pretend it's not their own fault that their life is so shit.

If we ran the secret world government, do you think I'd be drowning in college debt, driving a shit car, and living in a crap apartment? At least I take responsibility for my problems instead of tossing them onto the same scapegoat idiots have been using for 2000 years now.

That being said, fuck sandniggers; I'd kill the arab kids.
>Oh, but anon! It's four kinds versus one banker

Yeah, four kids who are gonna grow up, throw on a vest, and blow themselves up on four different crowded streets. I'm saving lives, niggers.

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>>726076195
talk about being edgy.
sheesh, these fucking pinocchio nose mother fuckers want to be just like real boys and girls...

>>726062193
por que no los dos?

>>726077441
I like your type. You don´t even go for the fact, you simply continue with the insulting. If there is a secret world gov. I guess it is run by assholes like you, giving a fuck about people, facts and figures, just sticking to their plan to fuck each other as much as possible. And now get back to the toilet you´ve forgotten to flush, kiddo.

>>726077668
why would I waste my time debating an offspring of immigrant refugees that were running from concentration camps....ironically like the same exact way Palestinians are running from Israeli concentration camps, as refugees. you fucking lying jew [ashka]Nazi, fake israelite. all jews are israeli terrorists and none of them can be trusted.

>>726062193
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>>726062193
>Trolley the banker and use his money to put kids in school and educate them well enough to create non religious generations that can put end to 2000 year old brain cancer.

>>726072960
>Also they mutilate their babies dicks, and I think that is disgusting.

Are you talking about the circumcision thing that is a thing among not just Jews, but 1/2- 1/3 of Americans in general?

>>726078914
except rabbis suck the babies dick
since you forgot to mention the herpes

>>726076075
>angry rhetoric... not even very good rhetoric
>mspaint graphics
You're disgracing your ancestors with such a poor manipulation of the media, Hershel.

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>>726078160
>all jews are israeli terrorists

lol wut,

I know you're trying to be so edgy, but you went off the deep end there into tryhard batshit retarded..

Hope you had like 6 cups of whiskey on an empty stomach as an excuse

>>726079929
ah, the good ol double standard shotgun

>>726079337
how is the sucky thing mutilation?

Sounds weird as hell, but still better than drowning your baby, and don't get me started on how Christians seem to like molesting Children

Sounds like a rabbi or 3 fucked up with the whole herpes thing.

Personally hate circumcision, and consider it outdated given most Americans have the resources on hand to stay relatively clean, unlike in the desert for example.

Still don't target the Jews especially for doing it.

>>726080231
no standard to be held to, unless the standard is what polka dot tastes like.

Arab scum first above all else , i'd back track the train after tho...

>>726063199
Tie nobody to the tracks, throw my scarf over my shoulder and demand a pay rise.

If it were 10 jews i'd still pick the jews.
>2017
>still invading other countries' occupied land.
Ishygddt