What's up /b/ trips names my hand

The Lubricated 5 Speed Gyrating Boner Bumper

Nigger killer

Right hand

>>726057209
Left hand

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MAHHH WIFEEEEE

my foot

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Waifu

>>726058622
Winrar

>>726059828
not trips

>>726057209
your only girlfriend forever

Loli Fister

>>726057209
alternate left.

>>726060290
reroll

I wish I have a girlfriend

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Kid-diddler

>>726060656
Reroll

>>726060656
Third time's the trips

let's roll !

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>>726057209
Franklin

Arnold

>>726057209
handy dandy

>>726057209
Patrick Swayze jr

>>726057209
trips

>>726057209
alaskan george bush people

>>726057209
Chubgar, Destroyer of Cock

Mr. Handy

hand

>>726062018
reroll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>726062144
damn it I need trips, not shitty dubs

>>726062018
rollin

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Lefty

>>726062170
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>726057209
nerf this

>>726057209
Dildo #3

>>726057209
Palmela Handerson

>>726057209
Amy Schumer

>>726057209
Call it "please help me, I'm dying inside. I'm alone. Everyday of my life is hell and everyday I hope I stop living so I don't have to feel anymore"

left hand

>>726062631
Holy shit please this. Rerolling

>>726057209
Girlfriend

Wife Smacker

>>726062668
so close

>>726062675
roll

>>726057209
Baby Smasher

nigger shaker

The Cock Holster

>>726057209
Shaft Stroker 3001™

>>726057209
How the fuck has nobody gotten trips yet

James the nigger hating faggot

>>726063033
Rerolling

>>726057209
I'm so goddamned lonely

Chicken Jerker

>>726063090
Rerolling x2>>726063033

>>726057209
Francisco, the jewish closet homosexual

>>726062018
roll plz

>>726057209
trips

rerolling for Palmela Handerson

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>>726057209
Jerkoff Workoff

>>726063334
shit

>>726063364
so close

Masterb8er

>>726063334
WINRAR

>>726063451
doesn't count

>>726057209
the /b/ browser

>>726057209
Cock Magnet

Baby Strangler

>>726057209
Jizz Extractor

Bitch hand

>>726062796
reroll

>>726057209
Nose

>>726057209
cancer that you are

Right hand

Niggercunt 3000

All my children

>>726057209
Rosie O'Donnel

Ball juicer

>>726057209
quads

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I would just have a look at s.n.a.p,c.h.a.t,y(,)me to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726057209
Autismtron 9000

>>726064156
If this got trips I would fucking kill myself

Roll Nigger fister

Reroll

Hand

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Jackie Mcjackerson

name it John

>>726057209
Handy McDickFuck

Foot

blarfbog the steamed

>>726057209
Testicle #3

>>726057209
Meaty.

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Why don't you go visit s,n,a.p.c,h.a,t,y(,)me to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726057209
name your hand. Hi have you met my husband his names dick.

Alt left

>>726057209
Adolf Hitler.

>>726064493
Because I've never had a girlfriend, you fuck

Rand Paul.

M00T

Hamula Handerson

>>726057209
John Mccain 2: The Squeakwel

>>726064632
Re

Pamela Handerson

666

Mom

>>726057209
Palmala Handerson

>>726057209
Left hand

mister handerson

Name it left hand

>>726057209
Honey Boo Boo

>>726057209
Aaron

Squiggy Fat-tugger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sometimes I shove finernails up my urethra

Jew

>>726057209
Have you heard about the Balckwidow V2? Honestly the only thing I want about it is the fact that Razer finally decided wrist rests are good to include with their products.

>>726057209
Milhouse

David Patterson

>>726057209
Palmella phallanges

Wifey

>>726057209
How in the fuck has nobody gotten trips yet?

dog

>>726057209
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Wife

>>726057209
Boner toner

>>726057209
dog

>>726057209
qt-cle

>>726057209

Peter poker

>>726057209
Peter petter

>>726057209
Giraffey Mcassfuck

I fuck this

>>726057209
mother fucker

>>726057209
Hambone express

titspace

>>726057209
I give up

Donald Trump

Hilary Clinton's favorite sex toy

Fist My Mom

Stick milker

>>726057209
Ol' Reliable

spooky booty banger

Jizz wrangler

Trumps grabem hand.

nigger cock

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>>726057209
nigger killer

>>726057209
Make Donald Drumpf Again

>>726057209
urethra inserter