Dubs decide what i say to my gf

Only if you dress up as a nazi while and pegging my tight boipucci tonight.

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>>726053203

Eighty eight save the white race

Hitler

>>726053455
Fucking retard

im cheating on you babe. I'm sorry we have to break up.

>>726053455
Why would you send that you thick-skulled mouthbreathing nigger

>>726053584
reroll

im gay for hitler now

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Its okay she doesnt know what 4chan is

PURGE THE XENOS AND THE KIKES AND THE FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry babe I'm leaving you for a black man named Tyrone Magnus look him up on youtube

>>726053728
Roll

We're over. Your pussy is just too loose these days.

hippity hoppity get of my property

I don't know how to tell you this. I've lost feelings for you and I cheated on you with this girl named sarah from the town over.

>>726053455
>>726053635
already ruined it faggot, you have no subtlety or class
newfag

>>726053837
This post

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babe can you apply makeup like this and lick my butthole, its my fetish

Im tired of your stupid bitch whore mouth

just jacked off to this dickpic a guy sent me lol I'm not gay though! Fuck it was a hot dick though. Geez I'm getting hard again just thinking about it!

>>726053794
Fuck outta here raybon

Holy fuck you're a real fucking useless tramp. Your pussy looser than my mom's lmao haha

>>726053933
WINRAR

>>726053933
this winrar

Hey babe are traps gay?Just asking because I'm leaving you for one

TITS OR GTFO

Hey u know that friend u always hang out with? Yeah I've been fucking her in the butt for the last two weeks. Sorry but your pussy just doesn't do it for me anymore. We can still be friends right. Your friend would really like that. :)

>>726054091
Roll

Can u come over and lick my asshole? I've run out of toilet paper

>>726054147
Roooolll

women like you dont deserve to even fucking live, go and make me a sandwich dyke

Bitch you're so ugly when you guve me head it counts as anal.

>>726054288
WINRAR

>>726054321
Roll

Hey babe, Honestly I think we need sometime apart, I cant deal with what I'm going through right now, yet a relationship. I'm sorry, but you really deserve better

>>726054288
OH FUCK I DID IT

>>726054288
w i n r a r

>>726054366
w i n r a r ^2

>>726053203
>>726054137
gf and hasnt gotten head. k.

>>726054366
WINRAR

Let me cut your throat open and fuck you in that hole

AYO HOL UP

Hey babe, send a pic of your tits ;)

Aye gurl, show me dat ass

i think we need to take a break.
i need to go explore myself as a faggot.

>>726054288
WINRAR fuckin lol

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Send her this picture with this: Hey babe I'm taking a shower heres a pic.

>>726054599
STOP WASTING DIGITS YOU FUCKING CUCKS

Hello madam, I was wondering if you would consider sending me a picture of the areas that are typically covered up with undergarments, but this time with the undergarments off. Thank You. have a good day

>>726054551
I'm going to kill myself bye

>>726054599
>>726054366
double dubs

>>726054551
Suck my dick you fat bitch

>>726054629
Roll

>>726054551
Shit sorry wrong text wonder! I meant that for my other gf

show tits or gtfo

>>726054584
roll

Hey babe, I've always wanted to try this with but no one ever seems to be down to do it. But because I feel so comfortable with you, I was hoping you would do it. Would you fuck a black man whilst I lay in the corner with a belt tied around my throat and jerk off?

>>726054551
Your pussy smell like jelly fish, you need to shower more

>>726054599
winrar

>>726054670
You mad hon?

>>726054731
Roll again? Can I get dubs

>>726054584
rollin

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

>>726053993
Rooolll

>>726054877
winrar

>>726054731
roll

>>726054439
how can be gf if no head?

>>726054449
roll

>>726054750
roll

>>726053728
Rolio

>>726054877
ha.


>>726054584
also
roll for this

>>726054750
roll again

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>>726054877
stop bully with brazil connections

Anon, she is not your girlfriend. You've clearly never met.

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>>726053203
Seriously tho OP, why the fuck does your girl friend have such a long face?

Shirt sorry I meant that text for this faggot rich guy who want to give me money to watch me jerk off. Lol I'm not gay though even though it turns me on! U wanna watch me jerk off too?

Your mom looks better than you. Wish she could suck my little pp

>>726055098
Because that's a man

>>726053964
Rolllll

>>726055098
Probably a dude

I need to tell you this now. My one true desire is to pleasure a nigger. Like suck him a fat one while he chokes me in my own house.

>>726054584
goddammit get the dubs.

>>726053993
Rolioo

>>726055098
Hey op your gf isn't your NEIGGGGH-bour is she?

>>726055098

She is a banana

>>726055166
winrar

>>726055137
Traps are girls.

Girls for sad, lonely anons

>>726055166
WINRAR

>>726054584
get!

>>726055124
Roll

>>726054091
Rollll

>>726055117
roll

>>726055166
Folks, we have a winrar.

>>726055117
rollll

>>726055166
WINRAR

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

how big is your cunt?

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Hey babe wanna swap dickpics?

Hey, it is not actually me that is writing these words, but a complete stranger. I posted an image on this site called 4chan asking people to write comments that I will later send to you because Im a bland boring piece of shit, that supposedly has gf even thought he havent even enjoyed sexual intercourse with you. Also your skype name is completly visible to Total strangers that May actually be lowkey or highkey perverted and sociopathic. Blease break up with me and talk about how all of my friends are a lot manlier.

>>726054091
Ralll

>>726055411
FUCKING WASTED DUBS AGAIN

ROLL
>>726054745

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why cant this be us?

>>726055411
Winner winner chicken dinner (tendies)

send her the link to this thread

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Hey guys, lets play spot the difference

>>726055465
Roll kek

>>726055456
this

>>726055456
You are a majestic god

>>726054745
Rollin

>>726055465
fuck off you fucking manlet

I should also tell you that I have advanced schizophrenia with tendencies of narcissistic rage. Please don't leave me because I'm lonely.

Eat my creamy asshole you dirty guido faggot.

>>726055465
Rolll

>>726053203
Will you ass fuck me with a strap on?

Show daddy those tits or I cut off your grandfather's cock and feed it to your pet fish.

>>726055556
SO FUCKING CLOSEEE

>>726055578
Wasted trips

>>726053203
Stop while you're ahead OP. This has a very good chance of backfiring on you.

>>726055592
reroll

>>726055556
omg almost quints

>>726055613
rollll, and send her link to thread

>>726055388
>>726055117

delivar this

>>726055588
ANOTHER ONE

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U and me babe

>>726055666
obey trips get

>>726055438
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>726055666
WINRAR

>>726055556
protip: you can't

>>726054091
Roll

>>726055556
Sarah Jessica Parker is such a pretty horse.

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Oshit guys trips says stop

>>726055573 hahahahaha

>>726055736
Roll

>>726055736
Rolll5jfjd

>>726055736
Winrar here...

>>726055465
Roll

>>726055438
rollllll

>>726055830
YOU GUCKING PUSSY NIGGER ITS OK I HAVE HER SKYPE

>>726055736
This

>>726055830
PHONEFAGS GET OUT

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can you give me the good suck like the anime bitches i jerk off to?

>>726055736
Dub dub pls

>>726055625
Want sum fuk?

This person is literally a tranny

logan.ozburn.5 on facebook

>>726055465
Xd

>>726055736
Yo yo dubs say go

>>726054091
Rolĺĺĺ

>>726055736
Roll for horsey fuk

>>726055456
Rolling for this

>>726055666
Let's go op. Devil's trips.

im just joking, im a bit drunk. but for real how about sending me a nude

>>726055465
R0ll

>>726056335
now bitch!

>>726055736
Rol

>>726056116
yall are posting in a troll thread. this "girl" is actually a guy

>>726054551
Fuck me those smily faces are fucking top kek material, my sides are literally fucking gone. Why am I laughing so hard at a fucking emoticon? Am I retarded?

>>726054774
This relationship seems so dead and distant.

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Get boozled niggers

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Lol this is a fucking tranny with a horseface xd

>>726056422
he better fucking deliver this

>>726056508
little does this faggot know he is the side guy. thats why they havent met yet

Enough foreplay, can I see your messed up junk?

>>726056580
fuck it, shitty thread anyways

Jesus: Traps are gay

Jews: Shut up!

And they hated Jesus because he told them the truth Gal. 4:16

>>726056582
HAHAHAGA OPS A FAG TIME TO FUCK WITH HIS BF BOW AND SOREAD THE WORD OPS BEING CUCKED BY A DUDE LOLOK

>>726054137
>you havent even seen what it can do
Thought she was your gf bud...

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>>726056667

>>726056580
>Sees you typing nigger
>Breaks up with you

>>726056582
>tranny
This is straight up the worst pulloff Ive ever seen. Holy fucking shit.
It jus Look like a fucking young slobby brat with deformed fucking head because its dad fucked too much horses.

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>>726056439
I got what I wanted out of this, gg OP, gg,

>>726056439
You're clearly a fucking retard.

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>>726057011
Check em

>>726056582
Holy fuck her nose is probably longer than OPs cock

>>726055736
Holy shit lmao roll

>op being refused to get sucked off by trash lvl trap
>why even fucking live
As one anon once said
"Its not a trap, its an ambush"
Kill you're self OP

>>726055970
reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>726055736
Send this

>>726055982
The nipples must be really off proportion if that bow's covering them up

>>726057393
Kek

>>726057393
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ur bitch face looks like shit stain when i wipe my ass after a night of taco bell