ITT: The whitest white people

>>726053178
Looks handy. Keeps out sun and bugs. Biting flies are the worst. How long does it take to put away and how small does it pack?

>>726053178
Is that for mosquitoes? Pretty dope actually. I want one.

>>726053400
>>726053422
quit ur fucking bitching and just use deet.

>>726053400
I found it

https://www.anthem-sports.com/catalog/product/view/id/9352/?gclid=CIadn6Hc4dICFR2Hswodq08Bng

It comes with a bag. I just bought one.

>>726053178
> I don't like new inventions until they become popular

>>726053400
>>726053422
>>726053588
>honkies

>>726053588
No. It *feels* unpleasant on my tongue, and I don't like to shower ever. I only do it 2-4 times a month, when I'm shaving my ass, and don't wash my hair.

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>>726053664
wtf i love this site

>>726053664
Wow, insects bugs AND mosquitoes!

Wierd just get a zapper or candle that wards em off

>>726053867
Those things seem like a really, really stupid idea. How the fuck do you turn?

>>726054041
I would assume you can lean like a board.

>>726053960
im so jelly.
he sold a shitty cam app to CNN for millions.

>>726053178
The sun .....pigskins enemy

>>726054041
Why the fuck do you need to turn? You kids are never happy.

>>726053838
Thats just a good chair

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It is in fact an RC radiocooler.

>>726054359
>at cabin with extended family
>intentionally shock myself with residual charge
>cousin's husband does too
>all the women refuse
Why they be like this?

>>726053763
Holy shit dude. Hopefully you don't socialize much

>>726054421
Someone gave me one of these when I was in the arctic. They have mostquitoes the size of finches in July.

>>726053960
This guy bothers me so much

>>726054359
These things are dope.

>>726054407
That is so dumb but so useful at the same time

>>726054159

Actually, CNN bought Casey himself, his audience draw. They shuttered Beme already.

>>726054569
I'm seeing my bf tomorrow. He doesn't mind. Skin quickly reaches an inoffensive equilibrium when it's not constantly fucked with, and I still wipe down my shaved pits and apply deodorant. Skin that isn't constantly washed produces much less sebum and doesn't get temporarily overrun with the wrong bacteria.

>>726054798
I used to keep a radiocooler on a garden cart for festivals but now I need to step up my game.

>>726053178
>tfw you actually have celiac disease

>>726054591
Its a toaster that plays like a sandwich

>>726054977
fuck off nigger

>>726053178
christ can't wait for mr. trump get some shit to block all shit shit from cumming :) in goddanm it

Some gluten-free versions of things are actually less healthy if you have no real issues with gluten. They tend to be made form higher glycemic stuff, such as rice flour.

>>726054977
>this is how minorities feel when white people appropriate their culture

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This thread is like best of skymall.

>>726055059
Did you know there's offroad wheels for inline skates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl07CGW766Y

>>726055167
Yup, I hate having people tell me "Oh, well I started that diet, so I can ask you for suggestions!" Almost as bad as people who say "oh, well it can't be that bad, why don't you just eat gluten and then take a shit or whatever you do"

>>726055444
They rebranded "i've fallen and I can't get up" necessities for younger people?

>>726054694
I didn't know finches got bigger in July. Exactly how big?

>>726055700
They have mosquitoes in July that are the size of finches. They attack in groups, I've seen them carry off mice. Babies even.

>>726053960
hate this faggot

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>>726055844

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uv fruit ripener

>>726055844
FINCHES ARE BIG ENOUGH TO CARRY OFF BABIES? Well, fuck me.

>>726056196
Are you sure it's not for increasing its antioxidant content?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP7bOlMQVaE

Doesn't fruit need ethylene to ripen?

>>726056269
When they work together.

>>726056430
Yeah I just guessed honestly. You're probably right.

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Lets switch it up to the niggerist niggers

>>726056683
>whitey mcwhite guy got offended :(

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>>726055722
Yo, that's pretty fuckin dope

>>726053960
>that nose
>white

>>726056823

Good one.

>>726053763
you're really gross....

>>726056683
>>726056823

How did we get sports so wrong in the Western world countries? Niggers vs crackers hunger games 50 v 50 in controlled environment. Winner gets bragging rights about whos race is "superior" until the next event.

The ghettos and trailer parks will stop existing by 4th or 5th event.

>>726055065
Fuck off virgin

>>726056948
racist

>>726057214
I *thoroughly* clean my butt every time I shit. Getting everything else wet is not necessary for that.

>>726057264
lol you can't be racist towards white people

>>726054901
Might as well kill yourself unless you are waiting for the grand reveal of degeneracy to sink into you. Either way, stream it.

>>726057252
nice try

>>726056373
I'm imaging the idiots getting it. And their dog just ignores the fuck out it.

>>726057403
Yes you can.

>>726057443
No >:3

>>726054591
Cow Chop

>>726056373
>white people sleep with dogs

>>726055580
My hillbilly grandpa who lived in a trailer had one of those.

>>726056823
"My grandaddy fought for that Flagg :'( :'( :'("

>>726057403
Wrong. Prof. Goldstein told me so in sociology 101

>>726054901
Are you from india or some other shitty country?

>>726057585
Fuck off virgon

>>726057920
Nope, Minnesota. After a week of not showering, my ass is cleaner than the typical local guy's just out of the shower, because most of them just shampoo their hair and pretend that causes everything else to wash itself.

>>726054591
Ahh yes, memoirs of the Public Masturbator.

>>726057921
In a few years all thier spines break.

>>726057605
>>726057805
No you cant you fucking Trump voters. Racism requires power and prejudice. White people have power to oppress black people because they control the system and economic structure in society. Go back to fucking your cousins you pasty ass mofos

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>>726058131

>>726058255
yeah they oppress them into shooting themselves in gang wars

fucking white people

>>726058255
Obama was a great white man

>>726058255
The indoctrination is strong in this one

>>726056109
hate these cuks

>>726058809
you should so something about them faggot.

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>>726058546
That aint a white
Guess it doesn't matter

>>726058603

I mean, our ancestors put black people in neighbourhoods for blacks only and left them to rot, so..

>>726058603
yeah, the economic structure is rigges against them so much they have no choice but to resort to crime.
>>726058736
Obama was great no matter what his color was
>>726058765
its not indoctorination if its true

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>>726059127
Apologize for slavery, White People!

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>>726059207
>they have to resort to crime
>crime is ok when done by the """oppressed class"""

>>726056373
>>726057590
I made a ramp for my elderly cat. She loves it! The younger one uses the carpet scraps I added for friction as a scratching post. 10/10, would suggest this product to people who can't make things for themselves.

>>726054591
My aunt legitimately, unironically has one of these....

>>726059207
Typical nigger thinking that a word can only have one definition.

>>726059420
Pic of aunt now

>>726059214
Oh my, the biting wit!

Winner.

>>726058103
Hey I am from Minnesota. You ever heard of Battle Lake?

>>726059625
>offended white person

>>726059620
Yeah, just now.

>>726059625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

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>>726059757
Stay on topic!

#JustWhitePeopleThings

>>726057921
fuckin lost

>>726058255
lol i love this definition of racism.
i have yet to see it in any dictionary however...
it's only butthurt sjws that made it up.
i'm going to define the word 'you' as a butthurt sjw.
do you understand that? do you?

>>726056442
Holy kek

>>726054901
This is basically what Steve jobs believed. He didn't shower either.
He smelled AWFUL btw
Look it uo

>>726057237
dont you dare lump 'straya in with your shitty country
we only have 2 sports in Australia.

Summer - Cricket
Winter - Rugby (or Aussie rules if you're from lolmelbourne)

>>726058255
You dumb jiggaboo. You cant just rewrite the definition of a word to fit your (((agenda)))

>>726059207
this guy is trolling...

>>726059507
I don't have one, and have no way of getting one... She had breast cancer and would use it after chemo to kinda sweat it out i guess. She claimed it helped, so hey, who am i to judge?

>>726055700
Underrated

WE

>>726059214
>not knowing that tribes in africa would sell their captured enemies to British colonists for profit
learn to history, americlap

>>726060278
WUZ

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>>726056605
That's bullshit. If I took a chick home and she was wearing those to hide the fact that her ass is flat, I'd sue her for false advertising.

>>726060326
KANGZ

>>726053178
Correction: Not white people...White women or women period. You wanna sell shit to consumers find shit that appeals to women. The whole soccer thing has gotten so out of hand. The kids are over booked, over managed, and over worked for extra curricular activities. This is why a dumb fuck chair tent would be toted around for an hour long game on the weekends. Only a woman would buy into this shit. I've had it up to my eye teeth with the over socialization of our youth and I wouldn't be surprised if it's this type of mentality that's give rise to common core. The idea of not really teaching anything substantive because your spot in the economy has been pre ordained. Weekends are completely and utterly consumed by BS sports. It's like soccer moms version of going out with their friends like ALL THE TIME. I dred weekends because you get done with work and youre at a brand new grind Saturday and Sunday.

>>726059770
I grew up in MN and it is a wonderful place. Much love.

>>726058131
Kek

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>>726059912

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>>726060326
DICKWASHERS

>>726060098
I wish Jobs had been smarter about his cancer treatment. I need a new iPhone soon and the current lineup sucks. Jobs never would have put this shit up for market.

>>726060375
N'

>>726060098
He also didn't even use deodorant. I do. bf isn't complaining, nor is the autist I play D&D with, who is incapable of lying.

>>726060558
SHEIT

>>726058255
>requires power and prejudice
Says some nappy spear chucker.
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior
>websters.

>>726058255

White corporate America would open a Nike town in Englewood Chicago to sell black people all the $200 kicks they wanted if they wouldnt also be robbed or smash n grabbed all the time.

Money follows the path of least resistance. Until the victim mentality stops, the investment isnt worth the risks. The amount of time we spend talking about 13% of the population while other minority groups do much better, is getting a little fucking old. Nobody is out to get you, but you and your neighbors. Often quite literally.

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>>726053960

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>>726060540

>>726060699
That definition was made by old white men, it's problematic.

It's so wrong, I can't even.

>>726058255
You okay guy?

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>>726058255
>pasty
At least I don't look like a poop

>>726056683
>bullet visible in chamber
>glock
>aiming at phone
>finger inside the trigger guard

I hope this nigger shoots his phone.

>>726053690
Come to think of it, all niggers have that mindset don't they?

>>726058255
>Racism requires power and prejudice
Only bigots boil down a complex issue like racism into a simple equation.

ITT: Trump voters are the easiest group to troll on the internet. Atheists and queers BTFO!

>>726060934
>problematic
So everything that doesn't enable your groid lifestyle is wrong? I don't think so homie.

>>726054407
These are so fucking cool. I have seen a few rideable ones.

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>>726053960
>nose makes up 60% of his face
>white

>>726058255
Racism does not require power. Racism by definition, is the discrimination or exclusion of a person because of their ethnicity or skin colour. That applies to Caucasians as well you fucking tard. Stop believing everything you see in movies.

>>726061100
Jokes on you I voted for hilldog. I still think this super predator is higher than a camel pussy tho

>>726060540
>the one with his hand on the black guy's head

My god, it's the Blacked meme in reverse.

>>726058255
Trailer Trash is pretty racist term. It implies you are
1) inbred
2) poor
3) addicted to something (meth, heroin, gambling)
4) mangy
5) uneducated
6) dating your relative
7) have "litters" instead of children

Honkee is basically the black-man's "negro."

Gringo basically means "whitey" or "white-boy" and implies unimportance and loss of equality based on skin color.

The White Male is most commonly portrayed as inept or absolutely gooftacular in any and most commercials or advertisements, while the White Female is a voice of reason or "intelligence." Basically, wearing the pants in a cuckold relationship.
Think Billy and Mandy from Grim Adventures.

>>726056109
Are those actual guns?

>>726061291
/thread

>>726058255
Can you be racist to jews then? they're much more powerful than any other race

>>726061415
>racist
>toward a religion

You are a special type of stupid.

>>726053664
It's too fucking small to be comfortable.

>>726061394
Yes. They're Texans.

>>726053178
i would actually get one of those for when I go camping

>>726061496
>religion
I'm a non observant athiest. My mom and dad are jews from poland.
Jews are race too Tyrone

>>726057921
If this were a ylyl thread, I would've just lost.

>>726058103
>After a week of not showering, my ass is cleaner than the typical local guy's just out of the shower
Either this is bait or you're fucking retarded.

>>726060538
That's Utah

>>726053178
1. I love being white. That isn't insulting to me.
2. I want that
3. If wanting that makes me more white, see 1

>>726054591
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR

>>726053867
I know the guy who created these. Orbitwheel btw

>>726054041
Are you retarded? Do you know how to change direction when you walk?

>>726056109
Check out the body language. It tells you a lot about these 'gun owners' vs real gun owners.

>>726061863
Yer a fukken idjut, Ezekial.

Judaism is a religion. Do not let their jewish pretenses fool you.

Religion is NOT Race.

>>726059214
White people were the only ones that even had an opportunity to invent that shit.

>>726061960
I clean my recently shaved butthole, in front of a mirror, with TP, wet TP, and one or two $0.02 wet wipes.

>>726055210
Like pathetic faggots?

>>726062069

>Jews aren't a race
>All have curly hair and big nose

Just because they're pale doesn't make them white.

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>>726062069
>Religion is NOT Race.
Yet DNA can identify a jew.......

>>726055321
Not a day goes by that I don't wish I had bought the combination hotdog-maker/bun-toaster when I had the chance

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Every nigs fantasy

>>726062224
Unfortunately they try to blend in as white, when it suits them

>>726062224
I didn't say they were white either, how dare you put words in my mouth you fucking nigger.

>>726062238
They are identifying genetic traits from inheritance, which is directly connected to your environment AKA where you fucking live, where your ancestors fucked and lived.

If the Jews didn't fluff up their story about leaving Egypt then all they really were was a tribe in the middle east who no one fucking wanted around but could never quite kill.

Congrats, you beat the odds and have your shit stains all over the world. Top Middle Eastern Tribe.

>>726056109
Do they not see the irony of wearing masks to hide their identities; implying they the ones who are afraid?

>cool thread has devolved into political shit
Fuck off fags

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>>726053960
This goblin looking motherfucker pisses of off so much when I see him on my homepage. I really hope he dies so his vapid garbage videos will finally cease.

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>>726062590

>>726062683
You can leave the thread or lurk quietly now that you have been shut the fuck up.

>>726057805
underrated

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>>726056196
>Increasing antioxidant production
>whilst exposing yourself to oxidation stress

brilliant

>>726062516
So yea faggot .....yids are a race

>>726058138
Their cores are probably ripped desu

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>>726062848
>no rebuttal
>just image macros

Did you learn something?

>>726062954
Sand niggers are just sand niggers.

>>726061496
wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews

>>726063006
>image macros
Hey newfag it's called a MEME.
You can go start at reddit if you need help

>>726057767
Guess what? You're grandaddy fuckin lost. He's a loser and should have picked the winning team. America.

>>726062516
>which is directly connected to your environment AKA where you fucking live, where your ancestors fucked and lived.
Prove it.

>>726063015
The entire thing is RACISM is about Race.
Not religion.
Top Jewcuck who wants ACTUAL Jew Blood to prove how Jew he is is still just a sand nigger.

If you want to hate on Jews, just hate on middle eastern people in general.

All they ever are and will be is a war mongering middle eastern tribe of elitists.

So durka durka, Abraham Moses Jesus.

>>726053960
>White thread
>Posts a jew.
>He is openly Jewish.
>Has a Jewish surname
>Considers Jews their own race.

>>726063283
But I won't lose this next time .......

>>726053763

Praise Nurgle.

>>726063361
You can get a DNA test done for less than 200 bucks in the states and they'll trace your mud blood all the way back as genetic deterioration will allow. Or your wallet. Whichever comes up first.

And in that test they will tell you where you came from. Like magic.

>>726056318
> Rob Me, I've Never Been to this City Before

>>726053690
/thread

>>726063372
You seem like you're really getting upset. Maybe you should go out and enjoy your Saturday night

>>726054694
Try Maine. They don't get that big, but the clouds of black flies (which do bite) fucking literally blot out the sun.

>>726053960
It should be illegal to be this ugly.

>>726063592
All I do after midnight on Saturdays is shitpost.

I'm having a really good time actually.

>>726063518
Yea dude I know. I did the 23 and me it cost 99 bucks and it told me I'm about 70 percent kike and some eastern Europe mix

>>726063723
It's almost like they check to see if certain genetic traits, that are common in other genetic profiles of people in certain areas, pop up in your genetic profile.

LIKE MAAAAAGIIIIIIC!!!!

Hard to say if you're mud blood, race-traitor parents lived exactly where their genetic profiles put them (as people love to move and change their surroundings) but it does give a good guess as to where the majority of your ancestors hail from.

>which explains stupid shit like why gook's noses turn bright red when they drink, yourapoors can handle milk better than most other races, niggers are more violent than other races, and so on and so forth

>>726053178
>IMG_1226.jpg
>not naming it portable_safe_space.jpg
Missed opportunities.

>>726062516
>They are identifying genetic traits from inheritance
Its not so much traits as it is using micro-satellites; which are (mostly) useless sequences of DNA that don't make protein and just hang around in the genome, but this makes them perfect as stable markers for population.

You can use the sum of all genetic traits to guess ethnicity too, but lacks precision

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>>726054359
I love these shit even you with family or friends and have like 5 of them all sword fighting each other

>>726062337
Sauce?!?!?!?

>>726057921
Are they all learning how to ride a cock?

that pretty much the only reason white woman are good for

>>726058255
I can't believe so many people were bamboozled by this bait

>>726053763
wtf

>>726064876
You have clearly never had the joy of fucking a nigger bitch. They have plump lips build to slurp white cock and they have outstanding rear ends to take out your frustration on

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>>726064876
>that pretty much the only reason white woman are good for

>>726064387
I guess the word "traits" should be replaced with "Sequences" then.

Either way, religious strife to not spread DNA to specific areas does not make your "Specific Religious Jew DNA" a race marker. Being proud of your inbred gene marker does not constitute race.

You still share a lot of inherited traits with other people of the area immediately around Israel: Saudi Arabia, Egypt, in general the Middle fucking East.

It's the elitist, entitled, zealous attitude of the Jew that makes him think his "special Jew DNA" deserves its own specification and designation. When in reality, he's a fucking pale dune coon.

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>>726056109
Fat one on the far left, girl with retarded excuse for pants hiding behind the sign, really uncomfortable guy in baseball cap, guy in center has no idea how retarded he looks by risking damaging that strap his gun's on, second from the left looks like being alive makes him uncomfortable, and the one on the right has no idea how to mask or hold water bottles.

Are these middle schoolers who never grew up?

>>726057715
what if your dog is old and your neighborhood is loud and he needs a hug

>>726056373
This would make sense for old and less-than-agile animals, but it'd be easier and cheaper to make something yourself, for sure.

>>726065754
>pick the fucker up

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>>726060346
Do you also hate bras, makeup, and clothing in general?

I want a burger dog.

The black people are projections of what we used to be. They are an anomaly clinging on to the fringes of life. Without external intervention (be it slavery, colonial expansion, charity etc.) they would simply have vanished from the Earth. They are oppressed because they are weak. They resort to crime because they lack the ability to play a game beyond their intellectual reach. They are slaves because this role suits them but they have learned just enough to hate that station in life. Cursed and cursed again.

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>>726060540
>we wuz dickwashuz n shiet

>>726061050
He's dead.

He got killed fleeing from police and then the 'community' rioted. They robbed stores, burned down gas stations banks and stores. pulled white people out of their cars and beat them all, best off all the cop that killed him was black

>>726054814
wasn't beme a Moot project that never got off the ground?

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>>726054359
I love these. My GF accidently zapped herself...said she could taste copper afterward. rofl.

My religious debaters left me.

Feels bad man.

If it makes you feel better, I'm a CIS White Male.

>>726066275
And she got that light brown skin from where do you think? Besides, it is fitting that she serves the only way available to her: a disposable hollow vessel.

>>726055210
>people appropriate their culture

When will blacks and browns stop using white man's technology? like cell phones, cars, TV, the internet and computers??

Lying fucking hypocrites.

>>726065844
>following animals around 24/7 to ensure that you are there to assist them

Are you having trouble empathizing? Sure it's a dog, but that object is essentially just a glorified step stool. Simple problem, simple solution that doesn't require your attention. Compare to a doggy door.

>>726066762
Are you retarded?

I'm just saying if you are the type to sleep with your dogs and you are the type of madman to get a tiny yapper spaniel but at the same time require a bed that is lifted 2 feet of the ground, make the consideration and pick the shitter up.

You wanted it, care for it. Don't blame your laziness on the convenience of a device and not having it.

>>726067047
>tfw when my dog is 110 lbs and he wants me to lift him up sometimes
>carrying that fucker up the stairs when another dog bites his leg

>>726062040
Left is the only one to worry about. Only one not leaning on gun, plus pants, boots, and hat is close enough to redneck for me. The rest might as well have airsoft guns for all the good it would do them

>>726057715
>white people sleep with dogs

It's good for your immiune system.
Unless you're some 3rd world loser with a pussyfied immune system and no history of domesticating animals.

>>726067195
Haha dumbass, should have got the dollhouse edition.

>>726067047
I'm saying you could give the dog the convenience of climbing things without your help; I'm not saying redo your entire house to make sure your flurgin' puggle wuggle can open the fridge and indulge in your leftovers after enjoying a glass of doggy-safe cognac in his own scratch-resistant chair made of Saskatchewan bear leather.

It'd be great if you only wanted the dog on one particular piece of furniture, too.

I never said I wouldn't pick up the dog just because the device exists and I don't have it. That's like saying I won't let the dog out the shit just because I haven't installed a doggy door.

>>726059127
>our ancestors put black people in neighborhoods for blacks only and left them to rot
Kek
You obviously don't live near black people or it would make perfect sense.

Besides, most blacks prefer to live solely around other blacks.

>>726067195
Your dog has bigger problems than getting on the couch without your assistance.

>>726067683
*out to shit

>>726067683
Or train it.

Hey, here's an idea. Don't spend the money on your ramp thingy and buy a doggy chair.

>>726065996
i refuse to believe white people were ever a nigger. thats what liberals say to make blacks feel better the fact of hte matter is whites were neanderthals and probably other shit while blacks are just niggers.

theres no way i as awhite person evolved from a nigger it jsut doesnt make sense.

>>726067850
That's basically the same end result (comfy dog) minus some flexibility, albeit with the benefit of encouraging the dog to stay off the furniture, if that's what you want. Either way, you're buying something that's not necessary for the sake of the pupper.

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>>726060540
I need that on a Tshirt.

>>726068276
This is why I don't have pets.

>feed them
>bathe them
>walk them
>pick up their poop
>get attached to them
>start to love them
>it's like they are family
>then they fucking die 40 years early

Nah. Not me fam.

>>726060702
Yep. Drove by my old middle school today.. Since the niggers moved in and killed of the neighborhood via Section 8, there have been so many niggers killed in the parking lot, they closed down and boarded up the only convenience store in the area this week.
And I doubt it will ever reopen.

>>726067737
the problem is getting him off the fucking couch

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>>726068687

>>726058255
stop with your b8s

>>726068462

Have you ever heard the phrase "Better to have loved than to never have loved at all"?
Dogs are like little silly angels, they're pure at heart and dumb.

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>>726068462
Sometimes I wonder if they really aren't worth the trouble, but then I remember they're not as complicated and unreliable as people. More likeable than most people.

>>726056269
Baby mice.

>>726069046
Not that stupid phrase, but the one you are completely butchering.

I have, and done it. The person who said the correct phrase obviously never loved.

>>726069111
I don't hate animals or discourage pets, they are just not for me.,

>>726069046
>Better to have loved than to never have loved at all
refreshingly direct

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>>726053714
niggers are used to having flies on them

>>726057921
I feel ashamed as a white man, this is ridiculous.

>>726069046
>>726069277
a bird in the hand is better than no bird at all

so guys, i dont actually get it.

if black people were egyptian kings and shieet and whiteys were living in caves, HOW THE FUCK DID CAVEMEN MANAGE TO DESTROY A WHOLE FUCKING EMPIRE THAT SEEMINGLY HAD SPACESHIPS AND FUTURE TECHNOLOGY?
if this really happened then they would rather be quiet about it or atleast try to rebuild it instead of bragging about it

>>726053178
>ITT: Liberal white apologists
Also known as:

C U C K S
U
C
K
S

>>726069523
It's a mystery.

:shrug:

>>726069215
All I'm saying is if you never own a pet you'll never experience the bond you can form with an animal.
Shit's special and I'm not even an emotional person.

Environment accounts for little or none of the USA racial IQ gap:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study


In academic standardized testing (which has a tight correlation to IQ), the wealthiest Black children (>200,000$ annual income) underperform all but the poorest White children (<20,000$ annual income), and just barely outperform even them.

http://www.jbhe.com/latest/index012209_p.html


Even when IQ is controlled for, Blacks display higher measurements of psychopathic personality than Whites:

http://www.amren.com/news/2008/08/race_and_psycho/


Violent crime correlates more tightly with race than with wealth or population density:

http://www.ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_African-American_population


The poorest Whites are less criminal than all but the wealthiest 10% of Blacks:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/23/poor-white-kids-are-less-likely-to-go-to-prison-than-rich-black-kids/


Race is also more tightly correlated to homicide rate than single-parent households are, and population density has no correlation to homicide:

http://www1.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/Landetal_AJS90.pdf

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/4405881/if-all-blacks-suddenly-left-america


IQ of offspring shifts towards the average for the race. If you have White parents of 95 IQ and Black parents of 100 IQ, bet on the White child to be smarter.

http://humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/


Certain genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.

http://www.amren.com/news/2006/06/scientists_stud/

>>726069632
Yeah, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Plus my weak genes have made me allergic to most animals.

>>726069632
t. dogfucker

>>726059214
Fuck you. I'm white and my ancestors were slaves. I don't sit around on my ass and cry about it because I'm not a slave and neither the fuck are you. so go fuck your nigger mammy.

>>726054814
>Beme
shit, it only lasted 2 months??

On November 28, 2016, CNN announced that it will acquire Beme.[5] The news network intended to invest in the company and create a new brand focused on a young audience.[6] On January 31, 2017, Beme shut down.[7]

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ITT: We post our faces and judge each other nicely. If the person gets dubs or 69, they're violently roasted.

>>726069852
>Beme
On November 28th, 2016, Beme was acquired by CNN for a reported $25 million.[14] CNN plans to shutter the current application, and use the current talent behind Beme to work on a separate start-up endeavor. Beme's current team will retain full creative control of the new project which is slated to release in the summer of 2017.[15]

>>726069523
Niggers just can't get over the fact they were nothing but a bunch of stone age savages when the white man found them a pulled a lucky few out of the jungle and gave them jobs on cotton plantations

>>726069632
>you'll never experience the bond you can form with an animal
I've had black friends before

>>726070165
We ain't nothin but mammals

>>726069856
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
>>726070028
>>726070245

>>726062238
You mean an Israeli.

White people have been in power for a short period of time considering the age of mankind. Look at the state of the world. It's polluted to no return. On the brink of nuclear war. Everybody's gender bending and jerking off to picture of cartoon dogs with human tits.

>>726053178
Pretty interesting. They should make one with solid Walls so you cant see what the occupant is doing.

>>726070476
You are almost 2 hours late, fam.

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>>726055115

>>726055580

>be me
>fresh out of law school
>get shitty first job at defense firm
>first case ever
>so excited what will it be
>dumbass drunk spring breaker gets dui on one of these

I wish I could get a refund on my education.

>>726070531
I just got here LOL.

>>726059620
I HAVE A CABIN ON EAST BATTLE LAKE IN VINING, I LIVE IN MPLS. sorry seeing another minnesnowtan got me excited

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Whenever I see a scene like this, I always think "Hey, look at that dog taking his nigger for a walk"

>>726070753
/r/greentext

>>726070850
so youre filename should be reversed

>>726057614
I bet they have more random white people shit from their videos that could go on this thread

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>>726054591

>>726068411
>that bone structure
Yeah, they're totally related, I see it now!

We Autosage now.

>>726055722
>sharkboat
holy shit

The end is near.

Any last words?

Niggers tongue my anus

>>726058255
The fact you believe this is incredibly racist. There are Many Many successful black men who never let any bullshit system of oppression influence them. Anyone who blames there issues on another group of people for there own shit life is weak and a very sad excuse.

No one cares about your fucking "oppression" and you finger pointing the cause of yourproblems because you cant take responsibility.

Get your fuxking life together. Or dont. Idc

>>726071138
Can we give this to Amy Schumer? I doubt she will become funny, but imagine the humiliation!

>>726071612
Yes, your mother was an ungrateful cocoa degenerate.

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>>726053960
HILLARY CLINTON

>>726069880
shit, thats nice

>>726057921
all of them look skinny and healthy so who am i to judge

>>726071831
I've heard better.

/thread

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>>726060772

>>726072772
NO.

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>>726061243
>your dick makes up .002% of your groin.
>stormfag

Nope

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>>726072825

>>726072986
Damn

I will end you.