god tier greentext /b/ fuck my sides

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>>726051004

>>726051004
bump

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>>726051046

Top tier

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>>726051046
sorry about that

>>726051046
>>726051200
wtf

>>726051769
huehue

>>726051046
just when you think you have seen it all wtf.

>>726051637
That's pretty great

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Oh anons, do I have a good one for you...

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>>726053679
die of aids faggot

>>726053474
OMFG I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ONE. OP HERE.
YOU SIR ARE A GENTELMEN AND A SCHOLAR

>>726053936
>YOU SIR ARE A GENTELMEN AND A SCHOLAR
leddit fag get the fuck out

>>726053474
holy shit i was rolling with laughter the entire time

>>726054744
KYS

>>726054788
Holy shit

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a classic

>>726055522
>>726054788
I worked in a morgue once...

OH GOD THE SMELL...

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You probably should have a look at s.n,a.p,c.h,a,t.y(,)me to fap to school's hottest girl's nudes.

>>726055627
LOLED BOY

>>726055798
is it true you can peak on the bodies or is illegal?

>>726053474
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

>>726055946
Again, Gray area.

I used to have to take the deceased patients from the ward to the morgue. Sometimes they weren't even covered up.

Shit was MANY moons ago though.

You gotta remember, once you are a worker, working on the ground of a public service, as soon as you do your job inside somewhere like a morgue, you then become a morgue worker. (in the eyes of insurance)

You don't mess around with the bodies but natural human curiosity makes you have a little peek at the others in the fridge.

>>726053474
literally just saw this in a /pol/ ylyl
godtier greentext

Bumping~

>>726057703
Kek

>>726057995
That was amazing

>>726055627
I have that pic in my trap folder. Character is Hayate Ayasaki

>>726057510
do you have the one with the birds and the train?

>>726057995
I sample the cookie dough all the time. Never had issues.

I'm sure I've just gotten lucky. Cookie dough is worth every risk.

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>>726059122

sorry i don´t have it but i hope this suffices
PD:i need more greentexts my greentext folder is barely over 190...

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long, but good

>>726061485
Great fucking job anon.