Anyone here LEAK? For the past 8 years the muscles in my anus

>>726046916
what the actual fuck

Is there some kind of medication you can take for your lava shits?

no way someone could work in the fucking DELI while ringing out his shit-soaked socks every 2 hours

if op is somehow now lying then they just need to wear diapers

what?

>>726047293
*not lying

>>726047127
i weigh 340lbs too and i drink about 3 pints of cream a day cause it helps weaken the acidic shit

>>726046916
imodium ad until your shit hardens. In the meantime put the largest butt plug in your ass to stop the leakage.

>>726046916
Have you tried to cork it up with a buttplug?

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Sorry

>>726047293
diapers dissole like wet toilet paper after an hour, the shit stream running down my leg is constant it never stops

What state do you work in?

>>726047419
>>726047388
it would just build up in my intestines and come back into my stomach its happed 3 times in the past and i got ulcers

>>726046916
post shit-stained socks with timestamp op

i wanna know this is legit before i commit

Pls post most feet

>>726047616
Seconded.

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>>726046916
you need a colostomy or whatever the fuck its called. basically re-route your asshole to one side of your abdomen and shit in a bag.

need time stamp if real hospital?

Welp, you're gonna die, OP.

>>726046916
how have you lived with this for 8 years without doing something about it, and how does the shit run all the way down your legs into your socks without soaking your pants first?

>>726047616
This

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>>726047743
Motion Carried.

/b is the most powerful beings in the universe.

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>>726046916

>AMA

Why dont you wear a butt plug to work, anon?

You'd even have a perfectly non-homo reason to do so and wouldnt have to think yourself a giant faggot.

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>>726046916
show us your shit dissolving something

>>726048046
>>726047607

>>726047616
3rd

>>726047361
Fucking retard cream has fat and fat drastically increases stomach acid and bile production. You fucking retard shitty crap brained sub human worm person get some jesus tit nuggeting acid reducing medication you dumpy plebian. Your making it worse you hairy knuckle dragging fart goblin. God i want to kill stupid dickshitting turd fiddlers like you so bad GOD I FUCKING WANT TO KILL YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!! I HAVE A SIMILAR PROBLEM BUT I FIX IT LIKE A SUPERIOR HUMAN NOT SOME DIRT LICKING TESTICAL TODDLER LIKE YOU YOU WORTHLESS PISSANT PIECE OF FRIED HUMAN SKIN ILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR BEING SO RETARDED!!!!

>>726046916
I hope this isn't real. That is no fucking way to live.

Stop drinking cream you fat fuck and change your diet this isn't fucking rocket science you moron. If you eat too much acidic food you will have acidic shit eat more alkaline foods to balance out. Or try going to see a gastrointestinal specialist ffs

>>726046916

timestamp

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>>726048168
wew lad

>>726046916
>cool story/10

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I love u

>>726048292
Time stamp!

>>726048242
Never underestimate human stupidity

>>726048168
This post made me happy again.. I laughed for a moment before I slime back into my depression... I don't even feel like jacking it right now.

>>726046916

have you ever thought that if you get better at controlling your farts you could become the human equivalent of those beetles that shoot acid at their foes?

>>726046916
You are literally retarded. Obamacare exists for a reason you nignog.

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Make a nice shit battery! Perfect for people with acid shits. Powers a PC no problem. Makes room smell pretty shitty tho.

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It's not about what devil fruit power you get, it's about how you use it.

Just look at what chief warden Magellan accomplished with the same power you have now.

Gr8 b8 m8.

>>726048401
kek

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>>726048168

>>726048392
You will soon, trust me.

1/10

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>>726048439

>NICE TROLLING

>>726046916

>>726046916
Stick a tampon up your ass

>>726046916
stop letting faggots run a cock train on you, and your ass might stop leaking

>>726048168
>dirt licking testicle toddler

My sides have ascended to a higher plane of existence

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>>726046916
Dear god, go to a fucking proctologist or wear some Depends or something. Holding out hope this is a troll or something

>>726048629
I've been trying to get horny for the better part of the last hour yo

holy shit

>>726048168
giggled

love the fact that Shitlegs Sean comes to Dr /b/ before seeking actual medical advice.

>>726046916
that seems kinda fucked up OP, probably try Omepraxol or Ranisen.
you probably have an ulcer or gastritis.
but dont panick if you drink probably it is because of it or have really heavy anxiety wich triggers the gastritis that makes you nervous and shit.

do u smell ur socks b4 you wring them out?

have you ever tied one around your face?

>>726046916
you should kys

>>726046916
Post a pic of your bed.

>>726048816
>shitlegs Shaun


Breathed through my nose so hard

>>726048816
Hey, don't make fun of Crapfeet Carl

>>726046916

sign up for Trumpcare, he will take care of you

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timestamped shit stained socks or gtfo

>>726049117
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend Feces Frank.

>>726046916
too many sharpies in the pooper no doubt

>>726049414
Poopy Paul is very easy to offend. Please be considerate

You know, i literally opened up the /b/ tab on my computer and this is the FIRST thing i fucking see.

That's enough internet for tonight I think.

WhattheACTUALfuck

>>726048716
Straight into OP's asshole

>>726049690
Newfag

>>726048719
Gif
Good
Very

>>726048439
for a second, i was able to smell shit.

Scotty Squirtstep

>>726049690
once you are able to create a 4 page word filter for /b/, you get to see more and more gems like this one.

Haha. Diarrhea dan

>>726049967
I love my filters. Fuck all the cancer. This is pure gold.

>>726046916
A: Have you gone to the doctor?
If so... is there a treatment you refuse to get?

>>726046916
OP's first post

>>726047361
2nd post

>>726048168
3rd post.


All set up just for the punchline. I'm a girl and even I could figure that out

Ol Feces Francis had it comin'

>>726048763
/gif/ always has something for me

ol' pudding pants

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>>726046916
put me in the screencaps plz

>>726048529
Gomu gomu no kek

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>>726048048
Now that would b/ interesting.

>>726048691
Actually not bad advice

Hey, Juicy Johnny? I think I knew you in highschool!

>>726050284
out of bath and sat on toilet now and its like a running faucet just dribbling into the toilet

mom makes me sit in large trash can bags

>>726048168
>dosent have same acidic ass leakage
>fggt

>>726049414
HOW DID YOU PASS UP: fecal footed frank?

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>>726048048
This.
Op, do this.

Shit-lad Steve
>>dubs names this anon OP

>>726050722
rolling

Leaky Lane

rollin for
>>diarrhea dennis

>>726049090
Gave a singular Kek at this

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>>726050306
>I'm a girl and even I could figure that out

POST QED OR GTFO

rollin for fecalite felix

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>>726050754
Put on the shit dissolving shit show.

rolling for leaky leonard the shit bucket

>>726050863
Nice dubs

Dissolvin' Dan

put me in cap

Also rolling for Shit Socks Sammy

>>726046916
wear an adult diaper?

Dropshit Murphy

>>726051098
GOD DAMNIT

Rolling for Shit Stain Steven and his Shit Stained Socks

>>726051165
oh come on you've got to be kidding me if I'm one off again I'm killing myself

>>726050754
Uses a gif of a man with a similar ass related issue

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>>726051125

>>726051181
nickel shit nelson

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Rolling for Dookie Dougie the sandwich salesman.

Acid Ass Alex

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>>726046916

>>726051329

Thanks, Thumbnail Fuckwit.

shitty steve

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>>726051235

sylvester the dangerous shit hydrant

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Oh OP, You're just full of shit.

>>726047585
Didn't you read? He lives in a state of constantly leaking lava shits

>>726051588
WINNER CHCIJN

Montezuma's binge

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>>726051595
No he isn't. It's his socks that are full of shit.

Sort that shit out, or kill yourself.

Dianne rheta

>>726051595
No he isn't. That's the problem.

I put on my robe and poopy socks

Frank's walmart mystery sausage

Stick your head up your ass creating an endless flow from mouth to anus

>>726046916
not acid that cause anus to leak anon.
It was all the ass-play you fag.

Here is a solution: Eat more fibre based foods, as this gives your shit a more solid clay-like consistency that makes it not a liquid.

Now im imagining this guy fighting aliens.

Instead, however, of getting cut and bleeding acid everywhere, he gets scared and starts jet firing caustic poop sauce on things. Like a german hat dance or some heroin adict coming down in a hotel room.

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>>726052274
Or a mysterious hobo that plays D&D.

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Who's got acid shit?

>>726046916
Maybe ur lactose intolerant. Quit drinking all that cream

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>>726046916

Jesus take a strong probiotic like VSL#3 and stop eating retarded.

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Are you sure you're not a xenomorph?>>726046916

>>726047361
...but cream makes your shit more acidic. Eat some raisin bran or any high fiber food instead.

>>726046916
You probably have a gallbladder issue, go to a doctor.

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>>726046916
Drink Hydrogen Peroxide OP

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>>726053651
It has twice as much oxygen! Drink it Op!

>>726047293
Remember, this is in Trumpland.

Totally possible.

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>>726047453
tfw the pug has a bigger dick than mine

drinking bleach will titrate the stomach acid and will make your breath fresh

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I have the same problem as you op except it's my brain that leaks diarrhoea shit