The ride never ends, keep it simple, keep it s/fur

>>726045310
english part

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Danke

>>726045301
Trst

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Hello gents.

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>>726045739
Evening horsebutt, how ya fare?

>>726045301
Anyone here have a gf to help me out with some relationship problems

-hetechy

>>726045732
jesus christ that's one hell of a shop
they didn't even try to hide it

Good evening, s/!

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>>726045921
...you want us to get our significant other? Why not ask us?

>>726046032
Sorry, I meant you guys.

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>>726045964
Ay anon

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>>726045909
Good. Bout to toke it after nearly two weeks of being clean. Gonna have fun. And you?

>>726046032
So my gf is giving me the cold shoulder and she's not responding to my calls or text

And I'm writing this text to her mom so that i can have reach out to her.

Hey Pat, I know you said that I was moving too fast and I wanted to let you know that it wasn't my intention. I TRIED to talk to Katherine about what you said to me but I couldn't muster the words properly in the form of speech. In spite of slowing down all I did was make it worse by asking her what she thought about what you said resulting in her giving me the silent treatment and all I could do is bawl in my own train thoughts in fear that she will never speak to me ever again. With that I think that I've made quarrels between you and her in the household.

When you told me she was different I wasn't sure if you were trying to make me reconsider or IF I should actually give her some time to sort things out because of her previous relationships. If possible can you ask Katherine to actually talk to me and give me a verbal answer?
What do you think?

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>>726046418
In my opinion, trying to go through her mom to get into contact with her is not a good play. It really sounds like she doesn't want anything more to do with you and is trying to end it. If you are insistent on contacting her mom, just keep it simple and ask "Does your daughter just want nothing to do with me anymore? Can she just tell me it's over? I deserve that much."

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>>726046758
this sounds about right

a lot of people feel it's acceptable to just sort of up and vanish once they being to lose interest

rather rude in my opinion, but I guess that's how dating is now

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ddd

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dddd

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Weird. I hate Canadians too. Let's be friends.

>>726046758
>green tongue
>green penis
>blue vagina
>blue nipples
>blue tongue
I will never understand this

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>>726047082

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>>726047082
furry magic

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>>726046198
Not much, just getting back from a short vacation. Two weeks? Yeah, you'll toke up pretty damn easily after that long.

>>726046418
What Hotshot said. But do give her space. Try to find out what's going on, but don't force a reply from her. I'm not sure about her personality and this could affect what the silent treatment means from her, as it could be anything from "don't talk to me ever again once already decided it's over" to "I don't know how to tell you something I need to tell you."

Just be kind and patient in figuring out what the situation is, and she should understand.

>>726046758
That's what I was afraid of

what the fuck is this leaf shit

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>>726047332

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>>726046941
She told me she loved me and told me she wasn't going to lead me on. I spent money on her and known her for two months

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>>726047411
she looks like a bitch

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>>726047411
People change.

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>>726047219
But why would she go through all this trouble if she invited me to her church and making me meet her family as if they were marrying me off?

She even invited me to her house and I took care of her animals

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>>726047769
you mad at someone?

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>>726047771
Maybe she would actually love you if you werent such a fuck

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>>726047827

>>726047480
Fuck you, maybe I did something wrong :'(

I'm even crying right now

She also took my first kiss

>>726047827
Obviously he's mad at leaves.
But Autumn is months away, so I think he's jumping the gun a bit.

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>>726047509
That is the biggest lie in the history of lies. People always pull same the bullshit over and over again. No one changes, you just learn to ignore it.

>>726046418
Do not message the mom. That's the worst thing you can do. I know it will be hard but you have to fight the urge to talk to her. I guarantee you go a few days without messaging or talking to her she will talk to you.

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>>726047968
The "People change" this is more about perspective. It's all in reference to you. They change to you.

>>726048024
If your gonna shit post do it right. Use some Spiderman ffs.

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>>726048075
this is getting too deep for me fam

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>>726048119
i made something original at least

Well, I'm out. When it turns into literal shitposting I just get queasy.
Take it easy

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>>726047978
Just this morning her mom told me to come over and I told okay and I said to her "let me know of there any change in plans?"
A few minutes later I was done filling up gas to get ready to visit her and her mom called me back letting me know that there has been some changes

This is what I wrote to her, she didn't say anything after I asked her if I should give her a week

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FUCKING GET OUT LEAF LEAF

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>>726048299
Thanks for stopping by. Sorry for the shitposters!

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>>726048075
I used to think that, when I thought I finally helped my girlfriend overcome her sexual urges

Then she slept with two of my friends when I was with my mom in the hospital.

All perceived changed is temporary. People will revert to their natural tendencies in a heartbeat.
_

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>>726048299
seeya

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>>726048328

>>726048231
It stopped being original 40 leaves ago.

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>>726048344
*sniff*

>>726048321
I think me asking her last night made it worse

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>>726048383
at least its not gore or old spider guy pictures
or dare i ever post furry shit

>>726048231
>i made something original at least
>original
kek sure kid

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oldfag from 2009 here
can someone explain this leaf meme

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>>726048590
>kek sure kid
Heh... My favorite anime is naruto and im a socal introvert who despite being in special classes still believe that im deep and methordical

>>726048639
A bunch of /pol/ trump memers decided they hated Canada

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>>726048639
just a person thing i made after canada legalized beasiality

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>>726048639
There isn't an explanation.

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>>726048747
thats wrong though :(

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remember to report leafposters

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>>726048753
pee

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>>726048753
just retardness

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>>726048811
Did a couple dozen, now just have it under filter.

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>>726048811
>getting banned for shitposting

>>726048455
She even told me in the call that I can come over Sunday

But because the changes and all she said I can't come over today so TECHNICALLY o could come over UNLESS calls me again

If she does do you think I should read this>>726046418
?

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>>726048321
>>726048455
I'm sorry about all this happening anon, relationship troubles really suck. I think the best thing to do right now is to give her some space, and use that time to do some things you like. Whatever she decides to do next, it's outside of your hands, so don't hurt yourself more by worrying.

>>726049131
>>726049131
>>726049131

>>>>REMINDER THAT ALL LEAF'S ARE FAGGOT SHITS<<<<

>>726049165
ok kid

>>726049067
I thought about killing myself in the past even when I wasn't with her because of reasons. I always chickened out.

I've only dated one girl in my entire life and that was 5 years ago. I let her go because I wasn't good enough for her. Now that I see how much love hurs i don't want go through this anymore and I know how Bella felt in twilight when she cried for months.

This time I might actually succeed in killing myself if she does break up with me

I'm actually crying right now as I'm typing this and can't see