Loli voice acting thread? Roll a 9.

>>726044019
Could you please sing "take on me" by aha?

I'm a dirty slut and you should treat me like one

>>726044210
Off by one... Rerolling...

>>726044250
roll

wats up wookies

>>726044255
Damn...

>>726044019
oni-san why are you making we wear this lewd swimsuit? it barely covers my chest...

ur all faggots

"but... But Daddy I was a good girl today! Let me have it! I NEED it!"

>>726044210
THIS PLEASE

Enkidu <3
If 9 Upload another another singing video

>>726044406
Come on....

>>726044678
Off by one again fuuuuuu

>>726044642
roll

op is and

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>>726044019

Remember, if I do this, you'll give me a new razor scooter, right?

FUCK YOU, FAGGOT

>>726044733
AAAAAAA

>>726044019
pls say
'sub to benis on ifunny'

>>726044019
Say "my loli voice is terrible and I should feel ashamed of myself."

>>726044642
I said another two times. Oops.
>>726044789
Nice dude.

>>726044975
rerolling

>>726044975
reroll again :(

>>726044210
I NEED IT.

>>726044975
last try

"You're all jerking off to a man, me, pretending to be a girl"

>>726044975
plsss

>>726044210
>>726044642
AAAAAAAAA

>>726045144
rollu

>>726045144
roll

>>726045234
fuck it:

Fuck you nigger

>>726045250
Really?

roll roll roll

>>726044210
Plz.

>>726045269
winner

>>726045339
What the fuck!!!!!!

>>726044975
i have no shame, roll

>>726044210
God damnit please!

>>726044789
I'm going to do something soon don't worry hun!
>>726045269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uh8XAyM0Lv

>>726045589
FUCK YEAH!

>>726045589
I don't know the song, I'm very sorry.

>>726044975
my luck is horrible, but i will not give up!!!

>>726045590
Don't you fucking call me "hun," I'll piss down your throat

"oi mate I need a jabber in me cunny hole!"

>>726045716
Ah, alright then.

>>726044975
roll

Anyone have the nipslip pic? Or is it just a hoax?

>>726044975
rollk

>>726044975
roll!!

>>726044975
roll :(

>>726045590
Fuck's sake, you're STILL all breathy and fake-sounding. Haven't you improved at all?

>>726045854
WHAT! Don't give up so easily, anon!
>>726045716
https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

>>726045795
hun ;)
>>726046179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NU8mUXyQG4
>>726046367
Fuck, you're still bitching?
>>726046409
I'd have to learn it to sing it silly

That's it, just push until it's all the way in. Daddy's called a pedophile, which means he loves girls our age.

>>726045982
I have it but I'm waiting to see if my request is filled before i decide if I want to post or not.

>>726046474
That's what the YouTube link is but whatever.

RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
YOU ARE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
RIP AND TEAR

>>726046806
It's not much of a nipslip, it's just her Areola.

>>726046474
I'm the guy who requested the song in the first place.
Please don't worry about it and ignore this guy

You're still hard? You really enjoy being raped, huh?

>>726047123
Oh, it's probably not her then, this one is a top down topless type pic.

Woooow, it's HUGE! Can I touch it? ...Ew, it's leaking!

>>726047123
>>726047490
Whatever it is, post it

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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Has visto la cantidad de precios diferentes que hay para la misma habitación? Trivago te ayuda a comparar los precios de mas de 700 mil hoteles en mas de 175 paginas web, en vez de perder tiempo y dinero, Trivago te lo hace fácil para que encuentres tu hotel ideal al mejor precio, solo entra a trivago. com y escribe tu destino, selecciona en dos clics la fecha de llegada y salida. Así de simple, Trivago busca al instante entre cientos de paginas web y te muestra los hoteles disponibles, selecciona el precio máximo que quieres gastar, elige el numero de estrellas, o filtra por las puntuaciones de los usuarios, Trivago te muestras los diferentes precios disponibles para una misma habitación, así puedes estar seguro de encontrar tu hotel ideal al mejor precio, ¿Hotel? Trivago.

You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

I sexually identify as Marco Rubio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. People say to me that a person being Marco Rubio is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. I'm having a surgeon install the ability to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what's doing, and the ability to know exactly what he's doing. From now on I want you guys to call me "President" and respect my right to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. If you can't accept me you're trying to change this country and need to check your Chris Christie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding that I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

I'm going to ram my cocka-doodle-doo in your buma-booble-boo

>>726044019
How was your day?

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>>726047932
I'll half post it.

I HAVE A CUMBOX MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>726048943
You posted the wrong half

"i'm the pee pee poo poo loli, Uguu"

>>726049216
a 6 is an upside down 9 so win.. right?

>>726047413
Man no wins in a while... roll

>>726049258
Damn it enki i need this for the meme

united states national anthem

Op are you a boy or a grill?

Enkidu is grill

>>726048943
roll

Are you tired daddy? Are you mad? I'm sorry, can I do anything to make you feel better?

>>726049564
Re roll

>>726049346
????
>>726047119

>>726049564
Roll it again

>>726049216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07QA2cysJSx
>>726049441
>>726049510
>>726047119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YdC1dlsUEh

>>726048943
rolli

>>726049564
Last time and I quit

>>726048123
Por favor tragate un alicate y metete a dentro de una olla con agua hirviendo.

>>726049607
>>726047119
>>27 minutes ago
HMM

>>726048943
rollo

>>726048943
rolla

>>726048842
Rollllllll

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

>>726048943
rolle

>>726050018
Roll

>>726049713
Thank you Enki!

>>726050018
Rolling

>>726050018
Rolling x2

>>726050018
Rolling x3

>>726050018
Rolling x4

>>726050018

I also want to hear this one.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

>>726050159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AJxUon22uV

>>726050318
roll

>>726050341
You forgot to sing..............................................................
Why did you do that to me?
Do you hate me?
I just wanted to hear you singing that beatiful song
But you have dissapointed me
Bye
Forever
Adios!

>>726050567
so salty today wtf

>>726050567
I don't know the song cuck

b-but anon, I poop from there

>>726050635
Show us your boobies

>>726050635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEPVqJjMiAc
Dude... how is possible that you don't know this song??

>>726050318
Do this.

"These cucks keep asking for shit and forgeting about my loli ass"

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

>>726051018
Off by one...
Reroll!

>>726051016
Roll

>>726050635
>>726050719
pls

>>726051018
rollin

>>726051018
roll

>>726051016
Rollerino

Enki, will you please read this in your normal voice, kind of matter-of-fact if you can? I really love your non-loli readings lol

"The really difficult girls we send to orgasm therapy. I know it may sound nice, but the girls hate it. See, the troublemakers are willful. When you strap them in to the machine, and they can't move, and there's no one to badmouth, all they can do is think about how we're the ones in control. They can't just tell their bodies to stop coming, that's on us too. The lights go out, and it's just them and their sopping cunt betraying them constantly. All alone, crying in the dark for someone to make it stop. I think there's one girl who likes it, which is fine. The rest learn their lesson."

>>726050833
I listen to downtempo and pysbiant
>>726051301
no
>>726051509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AvLvGJojGu
>>726051618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i5SbCxJ0vN

>>726044019
>o... onichan
>I was
>I was wond'ring if you wanted....
>I was wond'ring if you wanna do that.... thing

>>726051938
hate being off by one

"I need healing"

>>726051741
omg thank you...

Hey, do you do higher quality recordings for Patreon subs?

>>726051018
roll

>>726051018
bowling

>>726045590
Dafuq dude. At leas TRY to sound like a girl if you are going to talk for a bunch of cringey overweight virgins. I know a guy from the cringe circles that could give you some advice.

>>726051018
Rollerino ninerino

>>726047783
roll

>>726047413
Reroll

>>726052336
roll

"Mister, will you help me play a prank on my sister? It's gonna be SO funny. I'll tie her up and blindfold her, and then you'll come in and RAPE her. Bring lube, k? I don't want it to hurt."

>>726052201
I can do higher quality if commissioned.
My commission rates are 10mins 15$
15mins 20$ and so on, however it can always be talked about. These threads are just fun fuck about stuff
>>726052336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QsmNcJgwQr
>when you wont do your own research
>>726052489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YjiuzcfFJA

>>726051018
May the force be with this roll.

>>726044019
aww yess finally caught one. missed the last two. enkidu can you post your discord link. I got kicked

>>726052706
https://discord.gg/SyvqY
and my youtube link for noobs
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk9fzkczzGV-dfzlZqzXUZw

>>726051018
roll

>>726051018
Rolling

Wake me up inside enkidu

>>726052706
What'd you get kicked for faggot?

act out a scene where a milf is getting raped by a loli

>>726052612
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QsmNcJgwQr
>>when you wont do your own research

In my defense your "loli" voice in that particular vocaroo sounded too manly while your actual voice doesn't. My apologies for being so quick to judge, may you entertain cringelords for ages to come.
About the guy I mentioned, he has spending 5 years earning money doing vocaroo commissions, people think he's a 13yo irl, but he's actually an incredibly overweight (350+lb) Asian. The only reason I know this is because I was there when it all began.. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I don't trust vocarolis since then.

>>726051018
Rollin blunts

>>726053274
that's fucking gold
>>726053259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s110Aljj66HU

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>>726051018
Brolling.

>>726053259
Winrar!
Also, roll for >>726051018

>>726052612
Nice! I'll have to write you a script for commission then. You read real fucked up shit, which is amazing. thx Enkidu

>>726053560
:) Love you! I look forward to it !

>>726053481
holy fuck dat improv

>>726051018
Roll

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D-Daddy, it, it hurts

I didn't say stop!

>>726044443
Rolling for this

>>726053922
check em

reroll

>>726051018
Rawlin

>>726052580
Roll

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
I've been to the motherfucking mountain top
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

Upset loli succubus: "Oh? Surprise, surprise, another mortal summons me in the body of a *child*... Disgusting."

>>726051018
FOR THE REPUBLIC!

I love you Daddy. You're always there to support me and cheer me up when I'm feeling sad. I want to be with you forever. *kiss*

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>>726053481
He also gets daily influx of steam games as 'donations' from 'her' army of virgins. He plays them in 'her' twitch for yet more profit. It's really fucked up because we knew him before he started being a faggot, one day he just suddenly declared he was a 12yo loli and started talking in a cringey high pitched voice. We tried to resist the awkwardness, but the brotherhood was shattered, he was far too gone into the cringe side.
He also started fighting with his "co-worker" 'loli' who did voices with him at first, until they ended up fighting over who had the most 'loli' voice. The fatguy also had a psychotic crush on her. Plot twist? The co-worker ended up being an actual 12yo girl catfishing as a 19yo with a fake ID and excessive makeup.
I'm only telling you this so people know this is the kind of shit some have to live with.
Hope you use your vocaroo powers for good.

>>726054172
roll

>>726052580
reroll

>>726051018
Sheeve, give me power!

Tyler1 is a beta little bitch, I would destroy his little boy pussy

>>726053676
I hope it was good, i didn't really know what to do
>>726054299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07sFka2Lb7z
>>726054466
I don't want money from this, While the money that I do get is nice and I use it to move out I want to help people. So many people have messaged me I've helped them with depression it makes me so happy.

>>726054733
Ah, a fellow league player. Hope you aren't as salty as tyler1's notepad of doom.

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>>726054757
>I don't want money from this, While the money that I do get is nice and I use it to move out I want to help people. So many people have messaged me I've helped them with depression it makes me so happy.

Vocaroo people destroyed my sanity, yet you make me want to have hope in vocaroo users once again. Keep up the good work, may the voice be with you.

>>726054757
Did a great job on the improv, enkidu. Keep it up!

>>726054443
roll

>>726054443
rollo

>>726054443
rolli

>>726054443
rolle

>>726054443
rollu

im a fag lol haahha xD

>>726054172
Roll

>>726054443
rolla

>>726053481
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s110Aljj66HU
That was so much hotter than expected, the way you switch between voices made it for me.

>>726054443
roller

>>726054443
rolling

>>726054443
rope

>>726054443
ross

[authoritative] "Hey! You're not supposed to touch down there..."

"Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness. "

>>726054709
Winner winner!

>>726055686
Hey lookie that upside down 9. Wooowies daddy

>>726046681
Reroll?

>>726047783
Roll

>>726055709
>>726054709
Wow two 709's

>>726055599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TIvTqND3xa
>>726055809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12opH985LoV

>>726044946
give up

>>726053205
Probably for inactivity.

>>726056041
Hey yo daddy, are these titties big enough for ya?

>>726056220
yee

>>726056271
roll

>>726056271
roll again

CRAWLIIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

>>726056271
rip

>>726052580
Rollerino

>>726056271
rick

>>726056271
rop

>>726056271
roll a 9

>>726056984
Hey bud I'm still waiting for >>726051018
Don't hold your breath even if you roll a 9

say "sono chi no sadme,jojo"

>>726057170
roll

>>726056624
roll.

>>726057236
roll

how do you like my little futa cock onii-chan ^~^

Daddy, I want you to fist my shitter like you're noodling for catfish then punch my stomach till I vomit!

>>726057482
re roll

>>726057497
>>726056271
roll

>>726057661
re roll again

>>726057482
>>726057497
rolling

>>726057706
again

Together, or not together.
These are the last moments of those dreamlike days.

>>726057760
>>726057497
rolling again

>>726057760
Don't quote a roll when you roll, retard

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You probably should browse to s,n,a.p.c.h,a.t.y(,)me to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726057820
"A roll"

>>726057890
roll

>>726057890
a roll

>>726057890
roll

>>726057810
roll

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>>726058209
haza!

>>726058209
I hope she just says "rolling again."

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>>726058403

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>>726056041
say "genkou"

c:

>>726044975
fucking gay ass normie ifunny.co/
benis kill yourself