NO NO NO STOP STOP!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
then not only am i receiving no money for these pizzas
but i will lose these pizzas forever
these pizzas are my only hope alright
these pizzas have to make it in time
you're just an asshole
you're fired
please i need this job
you're fired.
please i need pizza time
you're fired!
give me another chance
last chance
gooo!!
pizza time
you're late
>>726042904
Someone watch The Apprentice
i'm not paying for those
why
you're late.
give me another chance.
i'm not paying for those.
give me a fucking chance
Lurk
good post OP.
You were not gay today.
you're fired
why.
i don't pay you to be a sensitive artiste
i pay you to suck my dick
Don't stop OP I'm almost done
>>726043264
lol thanks anon
top fucking kek.
boss your wife's on the line
she said she lost her checkbook
fuck off.
please i really need the money
>>726043432
don't get it. I guess I'm more of a newfag than I thought.
i'll give you $150
$300
This isn't funny or even remotely Interesting. Fuck off OP, you're the biggest newfag I've ever encountered.
i'll give you $50
>>726042478
Took your fucking sweet time.
>>726043807
Nah, you might be a newfag but OP is the biggest newfag. This thread is fucking clown shoes.
>>726044024
What do you mean.
please i really need the money.
you're fired
>>726043807
lurk moar
stop posting
dont touch the fucking keyboard for 2 more years
>>726044136
I'm gonna go ahead and reply, even though I know it won't do any good. I have been lurking for years. I'm aware of the rules. I don't have the "elite skills" oldfags have. Sometimes, people are not douchecocks and help teach others not to be complete retards. You clearly aren't one of those. Whatever floats your boat.
>>726043879
>>726044029
>>726044227
>>726044397
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726042930
>>726043172
>>726043235
What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance? Did you!?!
>>726044873
It's pretty entertaining when a Anon thinks he has me beat, please go on. I bet you're having yourself a good giggle. It's not our fault your a unfunny newfag lol. So yeah drink up baby. Those tears were obviously milked fair and square.
>>726045264
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726045354
ur a fagit
>>726045437
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726045264
>getting this worked up over op posting his favourite spiderman scenes
relax my man
>>726045354
Lol you're so lame, you can't even come up with anything else. You just copy and past the same shit.
>>726044047
Took you too long to start the thread. Don't listen to the anons they just don't understand the cultural importance of Tobey Maguire's magnum opus performance.
>>726045550
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726045354
Someone likes their pasta al dente ;)
>>726045593
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
TRYING TO PICK UP HERBS HERE IN NORTHERN HESPERIA 92345
>very close to the mall right now
>willing to pay 5$ extra for troubles
>im only looking for a $20 g
CAN SOMEONE HOOK IT UP OR HELP A BRO OUT?
>>726045492
You saying that I'm getting worked up doesn't mean it's true anon, good luck with your random assumptions.
>>726045731
... k den...
>>726044741
>>726044741
please don't give anyone any sort of credit. old fags dont exist. pro tip don't call yourself new fag or believe in spoopy magic old fag powers
>>726045581
I had to restart my computer, and stuff. To be ready. What do you expect me to do? Took you long enough to show up. Exactly.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>726046059
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726046114
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my OG Jordans, Chumlee? I’ll have you know I waited outside Foot Locker for 3 days and I have over 300 confirmed Yeezy Boost 350s. I am trained in Stan Smiths and I’m the top sneakerhead in the entire Koreatown. You are nothing to me but just another hypebeast. I will flex you the fuck out with sneakers the likes of which has never come through that door, mark my fucking words. You think your buddy who knows a thing can get away with saying that shit to me over cable television? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of resellers across the USA and your retros are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your collection. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and my Jordans are in over seven hundred colorways, and that’s just with my exclusives. Not only am I extensively trained in sneaker collecting, but I have access to the entire stock of the Supreme Los Angeles store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of flightclub, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your lowball was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the markup, you goddamn idiot. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>726046114
this is pasta, really, really old and kind of stale pasta
>>726046246
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726046244
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726046314
My one and only true love. He made a mountain of a difference in the beat box community, which is mainly dominated by wannabes and posers. And through the thick of things, he stayed true to himself, his fans, and me. If anyone has made an impact on my life, it was the deep friend in all of us; Dave. The OG raped his way into our hearts, and barred his way into our souls. If you blasphemy Dave or spread slander about him, prepare to spend an eternity rotting and burning in the deepest bowels of hell. And the only way to revive your pitiful life and soul is to pledge eternal worship and sell your family to slave in the endless fields of Mr Dave's creative genius. But if you don't compile or surrender to his godly might, you will be defeated by the almighty Dave's roast hammer. Shame will fall upon all who ever loved you and even knew you, for you have forsaken the king of kings, the wizard of wizards, the rap-god of all rap-gods in the entirety of the universe and all past dimensions, for all places of existence have felt the mad freestyle bars of the one and only Dave OG Miles. this message was brought to you by the correlation for a better future.
>>726046489
>tfw when part of something that can cause so much anal devastation without even trying
I'll never regret joining the internet
It's like I get delivered a fresh bottle of tears every day
>>726045986
What kind of crapomatic 3000 are you running if it takes you that long to restart? Why did you even need to restart your computer for this precise thread in the first place? No I'm not cheating on you with another Spider-Man thread, honey.
Alright, a pasta thread!
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>726046550
What kind of crapomatic 3000 are you if you're implying it takes that long to restart. Because it was on for a long time and I wanted to refresh; I had to close files I have open; As I create a lot of content. Never implied that, dear.
>>726046554
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
>>726045550
Lol ur a faggot. Ur projecting too hard, faggot. Cry more, faggot.
>>726046766
>can't even green text
>>726046856
>can't even green text
>>726046843
Love you too Anon, as a token of my appreciation here's a nice gif of my gf.
>trolling all you newfags getting GTFO and OWNED
Mission .
Fucking.
Accomplished.
>>726047072
Love you too Anon, as a token of my appreciation here's a nice calling bullshit.
>>726047077
>>726047280
>1489280214865.jpg
>>726047252
You seen it didn't you?
>>726047354
>>726047379
Well, that's almost a sentence.
>>726047470
Is it?
>>726047427
>>726046766
I'm not a crapomatic 3000... I'm sorry. Can we make up now?
Also. By "content"... you don't mean... more still iamges of Spider-Man movies. Right?
>>726047581
>>726047605
Same. You should be. Yeah.
...right...
>>726047535
Almost.
Lol.
I just think it's funny.
Newfags ruined.
So, yeah.
Pwnt.
Shitposting and trolling is so much more fun than doing anything for fun or with any substance. ^^ yayyyyy...
>>726047848
Cuomost
>>726047848
>>726047950
>>726048026
Schlomost
Hurray you are shit... ^^
>>726047979
We get it Bru, you're starting to sound like a newfag yourself.
>>726048184
You don't get it Bru. You're projecting too hard, newfag.
>>726048099
Romost
Hahahha you are shit...
How many times can the image be posted and get a reply.
Let's find out.
>>726048229
Explain how I'm projecting too hard lololol. The day you come at me with a compelling enough argument I'll stick my dick in my ear.
>>726047820
Just out of curioisty you have a comfortable amount of friends right? You have a stable amount of income that allows you to live without suffering right? You have a sound and healthy mind with a positive outlook on life, right?
>>726048507
Do you?
>>726048448
Explain how I'm starting lololol. The day you come at me with a compelling enough argument I'll stick my dick in my ear.
You start.
I start.
>>726048792
The power of weaponized autism right here lads. >>726048813
At least it's not traps or furfags
>>726048987
The power of weaponized autism right here lads. >>726048448
>start thread as a small thread
>huge response and success
>start actual thread for everything
>new faggots end up getting rekt
kekt xD
>>726048740
I asked first. Just want to know if you're okay anon.
>: (
someone asked for me to fag something up here?
>>726049071
>>726049199
I'm being asked. Are you?
>: 3
>>726049324
MC FLYYYYYYY
>>726048987
Cry more, faggot.
>>726049460
>McFry desu
>>726049289
a personal army request? it's already full of ruined newfags.
>>726049005
Exactly.
Cancer.
Exactly.
You don't know what you like.
Cancer.
>>726049005
Exactly.
You don't know what you like.
Cancer.
>>726049330
Don't play smart with me. I have ways of making you talk.
I blame drugs
>>726049766
were you my monster hunter friend
>>726049841
OMFG EFG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>>726049903
What?
>>726049906
I am smart. You too.
>>726050106
The newfags are coming for you OP.
>>726049945
i am now lol
>>726049966
>>726049766
chec
>>726049941
It's assholes, newfags, edgy kids, angry failbook users, faggots, cancer, fail, and aids.
>>726050186
That's not OP.
>>726050193
cool. What's your Driver's License number?
>>726049506
I can't stop crying.
>>726050096
Now's not the time for flattery. Stop trying to subvert my flawless interrogation tactics.
>>726050409
cool. What's your Driver's License number?
>>726050234
than
>>726050514
>I can't stop crying.
I know.
>>726050644
Idk I can't reach my wallet
>>726050516
no u
>>726050743
Let me use your shoulder OP.
>>726050798
K den
>>726050854
Cry on my shoulder Anon.
>>726050823
Are Spidey movies the only movies you've taken still images of?
>>726051159
No.
>>726051217
Post them then, you still image movie slut.
>>726051366
sorry. no slut here. must b u ;;))
>>726051366
Why would I post any more when everyone insults you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?
>>726051685
Please? For me? Honey?
>>726052149
Uh. Sure. Dear.
>>726052149
Here? Now? I usually post them in individual self-contained threads. What do you expect me to do?
>>726052648
>>726052677
You're the same guy right...? Regardless, do as I command! Post the movie image stills! Give in to chaos!
>>726053129
What do you mean...? Uh, answer. New thread? This thread?
>>726053365
New thread sounds good so long as you don't take half an hour to manually remove each individual electron from your computer's power supply to shut it down and restart it.
>>726053758
New post sounds good so long as you don't take half an hour to manually remove each individual electron from your computer's power supply to shut it down and restart it.
>>726053758
What kind of stills do you want in particularly? Cartoons? More spiderman? Or what?
>>726054040
???
>>726054092
Whatever you've got, sweetheart, whatever you've got.
>>726054214
...
https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y
oh no docter conners class
>>726054390
I was actually hoping that someone would get the reference.
>>726054369
STOP.
>>726054450
HAMMER TIME.
>>726054390
Fucking nostalgia bomb.
>>726054309
Okay, sweetheart, hold on.
>>726054558
yOU SDON'T STOP DO YOU?
>>726054594
I'll hold on if it's for you ^ _ ^
https://youtu.be/yXIKCIc3YAw
if i flip the pizzas mr azizi will filp out
>>726054903
I was actually hoping that someone would get the reference.
>>726054712
Can't stop wont' stop.
>>726054773
Alright good ^^
Sad scientist goes berserk and we don't have squirrels?
>>726054773
I can't decide on what to do. I was somewhat thinking that I could re-do the spiderman with an all-out assault on the shitposters simultaneously to mediate them. I don't really have anything that's an "epic" that goes on for this long. So I could make a thread and it'll only be about 4 images or so. A lot of them aren't long like this. Didn't really have anything planned either. So. Not really sure what to do. So I'm sorry...
>>726054773
I actually have some long "epic" ones. I have a lot of "unreleased" material. Like there's an "old" and long pony 1 that I can't post because it'd be attacked and banned. I can't post it on /mlp/ or something because they're too stuckup and serious to get it; Or see it as a "raid" and revenge attack and attempt to ban me there; Or mods just ban it for no reason. A lot of things like that. So I literally just have a bunch of things that I keep to myself and enjoy myself that I can't post anywhere at all. That's sad. Hopefully I can make a site or something sometime so I can finally have a place to post all this stuff. Even after all this time. Hopefully.
>>726055125
It's alright, you don't have to do anything, this thread was good enough. It was good enough anon. You made it.
>>726055609
You too.
>>726055734
>>726056044
2 polls for you to vote in.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12561113
http://www.strawpoll.me/12561114
Please vote in both.
the end of the thread
thank you
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>>726056527
WHO ARE YOU? RESPOND.
>>726056680
What do you mean...
>>726056825
Just curious about your site that I've seen posted a few times before and I could never be bothered to ask. You should have a feedback form on your site or something.
>>726057047
Yeah, but that would defeat the purpose of the site being a placeholder for the real site. When that happens then that happens. Thank you.
>>726057135
Tch. Well, good luck with it anyway. Even if it takes a year.
>>726057269
Tch. You too. Even if i takes forever.
Here's the new thread you all asked for.
>>726057784