I call it "The Beast" What do you think?

it looks like shit

>>726039627
this
also, /thread

Gonna use the whole damn bag of buns for that monstrosity?

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>>726039572
AHHHGGGGGG

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W-what is that anon?

Bumping for interest

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>>726039572

>>726039572
good luck with all the raw veggies

Show it fully cooked and tell us what's in it you retard

That shit will fall apart I bet, and none of it will be cooked right

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After seeing this, how can you say abortion isn't murder?

>>726039572
It looks like autism. I'm no chef, but something that thick isn't going to cook through properly in a pan. You'll have overdone on the outside and raw on the inside.

>>726039572
Who puts carrots in a burger?

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>2017
>Not finely chopping your ingredients to emulsify into your food
>Pathetic
Also I have no idea how you expected that to cook all the way through unless you throw it in the oven.

>>726039572
Dude put that thing away. There are, like, children here

>>726039572
So? Lets see the finished product. What's in there, I can see carrots and onion, maybe cheese?

I mean it has the ingredients to a tasty meal, but the cook times for each is different.

>>726039572
she said "salad and a burger" not "salad in a burger"

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>>726039572
>What do you think?
Not organized enough.

You don't get an even amount of each ingredient in each bite and or section.

The presentation is a little meh.

Maybe it could use a side of mash potatoes and rice. Maybe even some Romanian lettuce.

You know what, what about some sauce.

Maybe some kind of fruit sauce, especially when you have mashed potatoes with it.

>>726039572
what is this garbage

>>726039572

too thick, meat wont call all the way through

>>726039572
How long does it take to cook that, besides if you're not deep-frying it, wouldn't that mean that some meat in the middle is just raw all the time. Without proper marinades, raw meat isn't that good and will give you the shits.

>>726040615

wont cook all the way through

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>>726039572

I think you need to lean to season your fucking meat and proper use of a fucking knife to chop vegetables you anally cucked out mong.

>>726039572
I see cubes of butter, poorly chopped onions and chopped carrots, in what I can only assume is supposed to be a hamburger patty. What inspired you to create this God forsaken franken-burger?

>>726040398
>but the cook times for each is different
Yeah this is the main problem here. I don't see anything wrong with the combination, it's just the cooking method.

>>726040615
excellent point

OP had better post this abortion

>>726040770
I think we're forming a consensus on this being an issue OP. Along with the thickness making cooking all the way through as

>>726040615

Pointed out.

Also not getting much feedback from you OP, considering you ASKED for our opinion.

OP, take that shit off the stove and put it in the oven or you're going to wind up eating a a ball of blood and raw carrots.

>>726039572
who puts fucking carrots in their burger?

like in the bun, fried, sure, a little weird but sure, in the actual patty? wtf?

>>726039572
>Carrots

Normie Casual teir

is that fucking butter?

just how fat are you?

>>726040709
>butter
>>726041241
>butter

you morans don't know what cheese is? get a brain.

>>726041072
This is actually an excellent suggestion. Wrap it in foil.

>>726039992
>raw veggies
you know you can eat carrots and onions as is, right?

>>726039572
Burnt on the outside, raw on the inside.

>>726041437
Nah man you get salmonella and hookworms and shit. Fucking third world Americans.

>>726039572
if you made that sober you have problems my friend

>>726040170
>>726040170
ausfag here. carrots, beets and pineapple are pretty normal things to put on burgers here. usually we shred the carrots though.

>>726041342
>implying that looks like cheese

I dont get guvment cheese blocks like you

Carrots take forever to cook. Cheese is going to leak out before the rest cooks properly. The chunks are too big. This was poorly thought out.

>>726039572
dude why the fuck would you put carrots in that

>>726041342
The top left cube looks like it could be pepper-jack.

>>726040770
if you put carrot in your meat you are doing it wrong

>>726041515
Lol, ummmmm you only get that shit in crap countries. Here in USA we can eat uncooked veggies.

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Update: The oven is preheating to 350°.

It's got carrots, onion, and spicy pepper cheese.

Here's the abortion now.

>>726039572

wtf is that shit it's sitting in? pool of snot?

>>726039572
That is going to be a bitch to cook properly. I would recommend in future times to ditch the carrots, and either cook the onions before or not, and then bake it in the oven.

>>726041342
Isn't it better to wrap the "cheese" inside the patty?
My idea was to get a molten cheese center.

>>726041515
i'll admit, I kekked but you literally would have to live in Africa or a shitty SEA to actually get that shit from raw carrots & onions.

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>>726041752
the middle

>>726041752
kek

It looks like it needs to be put down.

>>726039572
add some seasoning, two slices of bacon and charge 7.99 without fries, 10.99 with fries and medium coke

>>726041515
Raw veggies have more nutrients. Try not living in squalor.

>>726041752
Fuck are you in Australia or something? get your shit turned the other way so us 'Mericans can see it.

>>726041806

We have this thing in the US called 'Walmart'

We import a lot of vegetables from Mexico, that they shit and piss in before it gets here, LOTS of cases of people getting sick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf

been done before

>>726041799
That's a cool idea

Looks to me like, between the thickness of the patty, an the content of carrot, you should have opted for a reverse sear, to ensure the meat is cooked throughout, and the carrots have been properly roasted to passable tenderness for such inclusion.

>>726041752
Looks awful. Congrats.

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>>726041752
My God....

>>726041752
i'd hit it

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>>726041752

>>726042001
>what are customer/consumer protection laws
oh right, the US is a 3rd world country kek.

>>726042014
that looks good

>>726042001
Do you like.... actually buy produce from walmart? That's interesting...

Like I know people do...

But...

Seriously?

>>726042224

We keep buying goods from 3rd world countries. once Trump ends NAFTA, should help significantly.

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>>726039572
nigger did you put carrots in your burger? whats wrong with you?

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A burger with carrots?

>>726039572
>not even a gas stove
explains the shit knife skills

>>726042321
oh look A whole foods faggot

Tip that fedora

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>>726041752
You gotta eat and timestamp that shit, OP

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>>726041752

What happend there?

>>726042001
And those people are called Mexicans. Try cleaning them next time, Pablo.

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>>726042395

>>726041437

But those carrots are still gonna be hard as fuck when everything else is cooked through unless OP indents on over cooking the ever loving shit out of the meat...

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>>726039572
Now we wait

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>>726041752
Impressive, looks much worse than I would have even thought with the temp too high

>>726042732

>indents

Intends***

Fuck

>>726042764
its 2:30 UK time dont expect a reply soon

>>726042764
your a god amung men

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>>726042764

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>>726041752
>oven is preheating
>carrots, onion, and spicy pepper cheese
>dat middle

>abortion
no shit.

>>726042830
We will wait

Bruv that thing had to have weighed like close to two pounds before you cooked it that thing is almost as big as the pan. Also why pan? And no cover to broil?

>>726042764
awesome

>>726042442
Can't stretch that EBT as far as you can at Wally World. I get it. It was insensitive of him not to not consider all of the welfare NEETs.

>>726041936
>uses Fahrenheit

American education

Put me in the screencap

>>726039572
What was going through your head to make that shit you gotta be bob marley high to think that would be good

>>726043000
>Wally World
I've always fucking hated when people say this for some reason. I don't really know why, it just sounds faggy. Nice trips though.

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I haven't had enough to drink for this

>>726039572
why not just make meatloaf then?

>>726043136
there wont be screencaps of this. unless he fucks it and then eats it. maybe then it will have potential.

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>>726041752

>>726043229
I always thought it fit. It sounds more trashy than faggy to me.

>>726043323
You heard the man, OP

>>726041561

You fuckers are weird mate

>>726043000
Not him but you're an idiot of you think a banana you buy at Whole Foods or your local grocery store or at Whole Foods or wherever is any different then the one you buy at Walmart, especially if you have complaints against GMO foods. "Organic" is more an ethical issue than it is a quality one outside of specific cases, the only real variable is how long it's on the shelf

>>726041561
The Day of Rake will not be kind to you poofta

>>726043732
Don't knock it till you tried it mate, we think yanks are weird for putting pickles on their burgers. Also why are American burgers generally just meat, cheese and bread?

>>726043872
Bananas are pretty much the same everywhere. I have never had a decent strawberry or melon from walmart though. Sprouts is where I've had the best experience with those.

you should know how to cook before you cook.

>>726044319
Same principle applies, it's the same shit. Things with an active process involved in making it like dairy and baked products can differ with "artisan" or "organic" brands but fruit? Come on.

>>726041561
>>726041561
you faggots need to stop pretending youre american. you just cant pull it off.

>>726041752

absolutely disgusting

Trips command OP eats it

>>726039572
tweet it to gordon ramsey and post results

>>726045120
I SAID TRIPS COMMAND IT

>>726045285
TRIPS

>>726044625
I don't buy organic. It might just be my area but the produce really is subpar in my walmart compared to other stores. The herbs are wilted, strawberries bitter, peppers smaller, etc..

>>726045372
SPIRT

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>>726045120
Rollerino

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>>726045285
Roll

>>726045430
fuck

>>726045120
Like he's not already

>>726045565
KILL me

>>726045285
THATS NOT TRIPS BRO

Motherfucker this shit is wack as hell

>>726045586
But meme magic commands him to

>>726039572
only way for that to cook in the middle is split in half or put in the oven. otherwise raw in middle

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>>726039572
eat it faggot

>>726044625
the difference lies in where it is sourced from, transported, handled, and disposed of. places like sprouts do those things right, walmart doesnt. you woud know this if you did any shopping you basement dwelling freak.

>>726045998
Off by one. Kys

>>726045998
FUCK

>>726039572
That's nutriloaf you fucking idiot

fuck it, roll

>>726046068
You act like you aren't under the presupposition that trips will in fact get OP to stop being a faggot

FUCK HER OP!

If I leave here tomorrow

>>726046663
Would you still remember me?

>>726046703
For I must be traveling on, now

>>726046703
No, nigga

>>726046751
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see

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Update: giving this biological weapon time to cool. It stayed in the oven until the meat thermometer said the middle was 165°. I'm pretty sure I've violated the Geneva convention at least twice.

>>726046810
But, if I stayed here with you, girl

>>726041561
>carrots, beets and pineapple are pretty normal things to put on burgers here
r u fucking serious?

>>726046863
Things just couldn't be the same

>>726046858

Zoom the fuck out nigga

>>726046922
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now

>>726041752
Wew lad looks bad

>>726046996
And this bird you can not change

>>726046858
are you in Australia faggot stop posting upsidown

>>726046999
TRIP GET!!!
>>726046858 HAS TO EAT IT NOW!!

>>726046858
It really does look disgusting. How the fuck are you so bad at this?

>>726046858
Well it looks better than it did before you put it in...ish

>>726039572
That is the grossest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life. It go estly majes me regret eating before i came here.

>>726046999
Wew lad eat the beast

>>726047040
AND THIS BIRD YOU CAN NOT CHANGE!

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Here is my lunch. Chicken spring rolls I made a about a dozen of them last night.

They are now in the oven. Know how to cook before you cook. That burger patty looks like a fucking mess

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Bone apple teeth

Is pretty good.

>>726047460
Op wasn't a fag, nice

>>726047460
4/10 would eat if I had nothing else

>>726047460
A WHOLE ONION
kek wat
>bite it like an apple

>>726047460
Just like mom used to make!

>>726047366
CHA EE AY EE AY EE AY EE AY EE AY EE AY EE ANGE

>>726047686
What this nigger said

>>726047460
Now put me in the screencap

>>726046858
I bake hamburgers all the time, how did you fuck it up?

>>726039572
You afraid of knives or some shit?

>>726047460
did any of the cheese not melt out into the pan getting wasted?

>>726040170
I agree with this gentleman....who outs carrots in a burger?

>>726047460
It isn't pretty but I bet it tastes just fine actually.

>>726044319
You should try fried sprouts, mix sugar siracha soy sauce and honey. Put it on the sprouts, mix it good. And enjoy.

>>726047941
How? It looks soooooo fucking dry

>>726039627
fpbp

>>726042764
>please make a thread when he respond to that