Best of 4chan thread

i like the greentext with the crows

>>726012535
kek, i'm pretty stoned right now, this one sent my sides into orbit. not seen it before.

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Say hi to Neal

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any one has this genealogy tree with poles coming from toasters?

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Fresh off the screencap

>>726013811
shit that's a long one, i'm going in, back in a few minutes

>>726011584
>asks to be put in screencap
>actually puts him in screencap

OP is a cuck faggot

>best of 4chan
>thread from two weeks ago

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>>726012088

Cant post image because my internet is gay so here's an imgur link

http://imgur.com/MyjBRxt

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/k/ is hardcore sometimes.

>>726014814
kek

>>726012592
Holy fuck my sides.

>>726011584
I had a lot of this crap but i deleted all to get some gb free

>>726014814
Fake. Without paperwork, you can't deport anyone because the destination country won't let them in and will just send them back.

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/k/ is hardcore sometimes.

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>>726011584

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Leddit raid when?

>>726016748
This is cringe

>>726016748
i was there. still have the shit post tags saved on my pc

>>726013699
whole list is beta AF

>>726017281
what are you waiting for anon?

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>>726018455
>>726018499
ayy good start

where is the diamond thread?

>>726018632
This one always seemed like samefagging to me

>>726014679
>nuffin gud happens on /b/, bcuase i seen utub vid that sed pools closed, but al i see is borin stuff
>in short from one anon to another, kill yourself

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>>726013862

>>726019936
can someone explain?

>>726020070
>>726020000

>>726013465
This is some tumblr tier bullshit inperasuyin newfag QUOTE FUCK OFF NIRMAN AAAAHAHAHAHAHAJA

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>>726019711
Thanks b/ro

>>726018840
Thats... my sides

>>726020336
wat

>>726020129
the girl is turned into a dog

>>726014486
included the friendly suggestion as well though...

>>726019361
thats fucking gold!

>>726019839
Napalm is unbelievably easy to make.

>>726016263
i just threw up in my mouth

>>726017281
Post?

>>726017281
show us that shit anon

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>>726015776
how many did you have? It's fucking png files, like 2-300 kb per file. Or do you run your computer off floppy disks or something?

>>726016748
This was the last truly epic thing 4chan did. For several days my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. The Tumblr over reaction to some random gore and pron shitposting, was the funniest shit ever.

Anyone have 'Fats McGee and the Retard Three'?

>>726011584
Is it rape if she consented for a lip job in exchange?

>Checkm8

>>726019711
Wtf kind of family tree is that?

>>726020129
That kid gets turned into a dog by her dad and dies.
Fullmetal Alchemist is Weeb 101

>>726020869
aw

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>*falling off chair*
omfg im dying

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/lit is hardcore too

>>726022153
true, true

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>>726012592
my sides are in orbit

>>726022846
see >>726020869

>>726022045
It was one of the best posts I've ever seen.

>>726011584
Who the fuck screencaps himself?

>>726011584
Anyone got the Plinegrat Subduction one?

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>>726012592
lulz

>>726023695
This is not a feels thread

>>726015790
unfortunately you're probably right, though there's a chance it's true because once they land it's the country's problem

>>726022913
thats amazing

>>726024382
This guy has his murder trial coming up, look up Kovac murder port orchard.

Source:

I'm a local, shits all over the papers, was gonna take a pic for you losers.

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>>726023914
was picked semi-randomly, here's a better one

>>726024705
Was she as hot when alive as she is dead?

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One of my favorites.

>>726024824
so no suicide by police?

>>726024824
>Was she as hot when alive
what kind of question is that? obviously not

>>726024972
there's probably some dude in ancient times that has killed more than 5 hitlers

>>726025084
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS KILLED ME

>>726012535
Best thing I've read in a long time

>>726025377
There weren't that many people to kill during prerecorded history.

>>726011584
is there anything more cringey than the guy who fucking screenshots his own (you)s and posts it as if he's not a colossal cock gobbler?

>>726025414
Its a shame because nothing like that would happen nowadays

>>726025797
Yes. Being (You).

>>726025776
or they just wasnt recorded

b

>>726025377
Not really. You need some really advanced technology to get the kind of social control and industrial organization for one man to get above a couple million deaths.
The whole of the crusades over 200 or so years only produced about 1,000,000 deaths.

That said, the anon forgot about the deaths associated with Chairman Mao's Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution.
Those alone are at worth at least 10 Hitlers.

>>726026196
alright

>>726026068
No, people were scarce back then.

We formed around 100k y ago. During the Toba event, our numbers dwindled to est.1-10k.
From then it took us until cca 900-1000 AD to reach a hundred million people.

>>726021124
made me happy

>>726026196
Kek, Mao alone had 2/3 of WW2 in body count due to famine.

>>726026196
Genghis Khan's conquest took out 40 million.

So he's 6.4 Hitlers.

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>>726011584

>>726026021
Cause mods used to do that shit

>>726027820
And there's 20× people now

Does anyone have the /thread where OP was looking for the source of a pic and ended up with a video of his girl sucking black dick for coke?

>>726012647
I feel bad for the guy, that's wierd okay, but as to call him autistic ? Meh

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Can't forget the newest classic

>>726028729

We can when it's that resolution

>>726020869
I always cringe like hell when I see that shit. I hope that every person that harassed her got raped by Tyrone

>>726012723
My god, this is GOLD

>>726028729
gonna need this one in higher res so i can read it

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>>726028729

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>>726028729
>>726028922
Try this again

>>726029343
Nice.

>>726028922
Kekked heartily

>>726030050
>>726029911
>>726029343


Everytime I think you guys are just trolls, you do shit like this that reminds me that you're autistic retards with way to much free time. which makes sense, since you either do IT work or no work and don't get laid

>>726030469
Hey you fucking nigger. I'm a machine operator.

>>726030469
Hey, faggot I'm a neet, I don't leave the house.

>>726030630
whoopty fuckin doo man. I too know how to use a toaster

>>726030469
>insults the mean user of this site
>on this site

>>726030973
#modeuser

>>726031111
quads checked

>>726031111
Impressive. Very nice.

>>726012535
lmfao every time i see this one.

>>726031111
>>726031289
>>726031299


I've been browsing this godforsaken website on and off since... 05 or 06 and this is my first set of quads. nice.

>>726014118
Yea anon that was a fun night knowing op was faggot

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>>726013318
suddenly the world seems brighter

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>>726011584
Still think this thread is alive
>pic related

>>726014118
Did you get the other one with that one white flat chest bitch with a nasty pussy

>>726019711
That has to be satire. I mean, not even /pol/ believes this shit.

>>726032848
Eeyup
Here it is
>>726017416

>>726032848
>>726033249
ded now, anything else interesting happen?

bump

and can anyone tell me how to save this entire thread?

>>726035783
Do you want just the images? If so, you can use this python script

pastebin: nNanxF4E

just do ./threadscraper THREAD_URL

>>726036430

thanks mate.

>>726018785
kek

>>726036848
No problemo

>>726032848
Dude, she wanted the guy to be anonymous. you ruined the point

Still kek'd though

>>726013024
Saw it the other day and the exact same reaction

>>726032848
we are a cruel bunch aren't we

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>>726022045
This is it boys>>726023208

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this legit just hapend

>>726036430

Hello. ignore me pls if u busy now. But how to do the script? I got phyton installed but i dont know anything

>>726014814
It doesnt work that way. We have migrants in europe that throw away their passports because its harder for the countries to deport them that way. Not only can they now make up their 'country of origin' (they will probably say shit like syria because we cant deport them back into warzones), but they can also say they are below 18 even though they look and are actually older than 25.

(then again im not 100% sure if the story is fake or not)

>>726024579

No that would fuck up relations with that country for practically no gain

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>>726012088
just for you desu

>>726012592
Drawn pic is the best... Fakkin kek!

>>726022913
Fucking hilarious

>>726023062
Holy sheet

>>726019188
Still kek to this day

Antone have the thread where we revealed to some kid that his mom was a prostitute? Two years back at least.

>>726023062
>>726040335
Did you even read the thread, you dysfunctional retard?

>>726023695
You brake my heart with that story you bastard :(

>>726023695
*broke ffs

>>726013811
Wow

>>726014199
Let us know how it turns out anon. Aint nobody else got time for that

>>726041086
Need to read. It's great.

>>726040652
I did, and this isn't what I'm looking for.

>>726030469
Listen here mother fucker

Yeah that describes me, fuck u

>>726035783
>maximize images
>file: save page as...

>>726018840
Kek'd fucking hard!

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>>726014118
i kept this one

>>726029343
4chan is literally better than the CIA when it come to producing lulz

Has anyone ever eaten pickled dick?

>>726012647
sounds like an interesting way to pass the time

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>>726037752
I was there!

Anyone have any of the good scary story greentexts?

Any of these three:
- Poltergeist lives in guys house and fucks with his family, son takes a picture of it and kills it or something
- Guy is taking pics outside of his house, looks back at pics and sees weird creature
- Guy hears latin in a bathroom stall which translates to "look above you"

>>726020398
oh my fucking christ this is godly

Bump nigr

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zip zamp bippity bamp

>>726041086
10/10

TIME TO LET THIS THREAD DIE, STOP POSTING OR YOU LOSE YOUR MOM/DAD.

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>>726047816

>>726012592
Just woke the fucking house up pissing myself laughing

>>726044704
the one with the muscle dude just fucking witht he ghost and them discovering the previous owner got fukced over was a good one

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>>726019711
Great apes, Poles, Toasters

wtf did I just read?