When did you lose your virginity /b/ ?

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>>726007230
Roughly 37 to 40 weeks before you were born.

January 1st. 2014

I was 20yo

>>726007230
when i put my pen0r in vagoo

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>>726007230
Last weekend

>>726007381
TopKek

omg souce plzzz

>>726007230
11

>>726007230
Never.

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>>726007460
Ps. She was 16

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At 17 with random disco qt girl

>>726007549
nah

21, too late to be normal.

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In the shcool showers 3 weeks ago :^>

>>726007230
with 14.
she´s a Khaleesi lookalike xD

>>726007230
11/3/1997

>>726007230
is it bad that i'm still a virgin?
don't want to turn into a wizard

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>>726007549
2ToTangoxxx

When I was 15. We went out to my dad's car and did it in the back seat. He never said it smelled like sex and I don't know how not.

>>726007230

18. Like a normie.

>>726007230
18, afternoon after prom

>>726007987
Noice

When I was 9.

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>>726008062
Dayum son

>>726007835
Depends if you're young atm and good looking ofc

I'm still virgin. LOL

>>726008116
;_;

>>726007761
its never too late
its ok if you lose it late, if you losr it with someone worthy :)

>>726007230
Age 20.

>>726007230
haven't, waiting for someone worth of it, I'm an actual gentleman, so I can only accpet an actual lady, I'm better than you by the way

>>726007230
2012 I was 14

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21 and still a virgin and not in college.

>>726008062
to your uncle huhh?

I was 20, 1 week before my 21st

>>726007230
at 16 in a laundry room. got caught by her insane grandma but no one believed her so it was aight

>>726007292
lel

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How do I convince my gf to give me a bj ?

>>726007987
was your date a teacher? who fucks in the afternoon?

20+ and I'm not even a joo

>>726007230
In 2006 when I was a sophomore in high school. Why you axin me doh?

>About a month ago
>Girl comes over and stays night
>start getting down to business almost immediately
>fingering, then blowjob
>we cuddle for a little
>round 2
>Nothing of interest
>go to sleep
>she wakes me up by pulling my arm over, making us spoon (both naked)
>she starts grinding on my dick
>start going again, but she tells me to put it in
>last a few solid minutes, was impressed at my first time
>morning sex also
>Girl didn't know she was still leaking from her period
>blood all over her side of bed

>>726008784
evidently it was his dad or uncle, nobody would fuck in the afternoon unless he's being molested

>>726008739
>does this taste funny to you?

>>726008546
Friends dad.

>>726008950
kek

>>726008739
Ask her

https://youtu.be/kPp6Ch8L2gA

>>726008988
did you like it? did you think you deserved it?

>>726008739
What sort of a shitty gf do you have?

>>726008950
lol

>Be 16 y/o boy at brother's dorm
>First alcohol party
>Drinking minor = celebrity
>Get through 2 beers and feel floaty
>Know that hangovers and alcohol poisoning exist
>Stop drinking out of fear
>Brother insists on shot
>Why not? It's not a lot of booze
>BadIdea.swf
>Bathroom feeling like throwing up
>Freshmen girl same situation
>Take turns puking in toilet
>Pass out until next morning
>Wake up in brothers dorm on floor under blanket
>Not alone
>Puke-buddy is there
>Im naked. She's naked.
>Panic
>Wake up brother
>Says we fucked but he made sure we had a condom
>No memory.
>Condom in trash in bathroom
>5/10 girl

Not the greatest loss of virginity but whatevs.

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For all things /b/////d

https://discord.gg/qMV8CzQ

>>726008784
>>726008910
No fucksticks, it was my date. We went back to her house, fell asleep together on her couch, woke up at 1pm and then had sex.

>>726008340
That's retarded, and like i said, i've lost it at 21.

After a year of forcing myself into a relationship, i've realized that in 21 years i simply got used to being alone.

>>726009158
a religious one anon

18. Shit was cash.

Also, Trump supporters are uneducated.

>>726009280
The answer is, find a normal woman. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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>>726007860

22yo black virgin checking in

>>726009280
hahah your fucked, that kind of people seem to only want to fuck with jesuschrist, you have to let her go, she won't even let you go in her ass, waste of a gf

20 with two chicks

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>>726009296
Fuck off Ahmed

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>>726009568

>>726009354
not crazy but okay

>>726009493
Could be worse but at least I found someone I love that won't give me a bj

>>726009157
Not really. It was extremely painful.

>>726009264
that's the stupidest thing i've read in all day here on /b/, and we know there are plenty of stupid things, so stop lying, we all know it was a little secret between you and your uncle/dad, I'm thinking you even liked it

>>726007230
sauce?

>>726009717
that's shit and stupid, there are plenty of bitches that can love you and be normal about having sex, swallowing, anal, rimming you ass, and stuff

>>726007766
Your ass still hurt?

>>726007847
Where she be asshole?

>>726009717
>at least I found someone I love that won't give me a bj

>>726009725
ok so you didn't like it, but you might have deserved it, that's why it hurt

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>>726009912
see >>726007847

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>>726009734
While I did like it, she was not my uncle or dad.

>>726009919
If I wanted a girl to perform all that I would just go for a Liberal women.

>>726010006
have a (you)

16. Meet a nice girl at summer school

>>726008739
Eat her pussy.

18, pretty late by uk standards

>>726007230
At 16

>>726007230
Holy sh... A long time ago. Party .. girl throwing party is 8-9/10 and gets very cuddly as evening progresses. Ends up fucking on floor in living room .. was 17. Ah, to be young again ..

>>726007230
I never lose. I'm a winner!

>>726011108
Was she hot ?

>>726007230
20 and counting.
So still virgin.

still a virgin, anyone got any tips for someone still in school

>>726011340
>someone still in school
MODS

>>726011387
in college you retard. of full legal age

>>726011340
You don't have girls in your school or what?

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>>726011472
then how the fuck are you still a virgin? I knew a guy with actual diagnosed autism, that managed to get laid.

>>726010257
you took a fat chick to prom?

>>726011564
yeh just dont know how to get to know them and shit

I wait until marriage like a good girl

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>>726011641
idk how to get to know them and shit. dont really go to any social events

>>726011778
well there's your problem; go to one, ingest alcohol, and go find a 4-5/10 that looks like she could use some company. Bam, now you're laid.

>>726010286
Just get close. Make out a few times and rub against her tits a little. She'll start thinking about it eventually. I'm a Christian too and nobody's immune to that kind of stuff.

That being said, don't take advantage of her or just use her for her body. I know I'll get called a faggot but if you've genuinely found a girl you're in love with don't push her or try to manipulate her into doing things she won't want to do.

Girls who wait a long time have better sex lives a lot of the time too, and can be pretty raunchy. No I'm not linking the study, on mobile. Easy to find.

Gl anon.

>>726011641
>you took a fat chick to prom?
Yes? She asked me to go with her.

>be 16
>meet 19 year old girl online
>super hot punk girl (piercings etc)
>agree to travel to her university to meet her (3 hour train journey)
>get there
>jawhitsfloor.jpg
>shes literal 10/10
>id only seen her on skype which looked shit
>5"8, thin, D cup, wearing leather jacket, fishnet tights, high leather boots, blonde hair with black stripes in it
>get taxi back to hers
>makeout and get busy
>goes amazing
>she says "lets make this interesting"
>gets out some pills
>idk what they are so as she downs hers i spit mine onto the floor
>she jumps off and goes to next room
>comes back in pink latex body suit, hand behind back and says "close your eyes"
>feel something on my arms
>WTF this bitch is trying to tie me up
>fucking nut her square in the nose. Nose piecing rips into my forehead, she has blood all over my face
>she grabs me and tries to make out with me, blood all down her body by this point
>push her away and grab my clothes
>Run 5 miles non stop back to train station, buzzing on adrenaline, face covered in blood
>Wash it off in train toilet
>tell parents gash on my head from falling on platform

>mfw 5 years later i have fetish for pink latex

>>726012299
why not go with it you fag?

>>726012131
Thanks for the advice anon. Also shes Mormon not Christian just to clarify.

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>>726012607
this 100%

I was 12 and I had a sleepover with my as well male friend. We played 'Truth or Dare', it escalated.

>>726011747
Bouncy little things, aren't they.

>>726012695
Weeeeellll.
Ain't she sweet!

>>726007510
git fuct oppppeee

>>726012268
aww, more pics of her?

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>>726012764
"It escalated"
>Hey Tom
>Hey Ron
>wanna play truth or dare?
>Of course! Tom
>ok i´ll start with dare!
>Ok then eat a of spoon salt
>yuck im not doing that
>then let me fuck you in the ass!
>AWESOME!!

>>726012764
You aguy?

>>726013046
yup

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>>726013511
a couple

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>>726013818

>>726007230
Age 23.
From 11 years ago no sex - I guess I'm a virgin again.

>>726013818
when which one is she ?

>>726009725
Why haven't you reported him.
Fuck his life up, sit back and enjoy.

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>>726007230
still got it, age 31

>>726009215
What sort of lightweight pukes and gets blackout drunk on 2 beers and a shot

>>726007230
Fucked my teacher, I was 12 which means it is technically legal here in Mexico because I consented.

>>726013955
one on the right

>>726007230
January 18th 2012
18 she was 18 and exactly one month younger than me

>>726012607

It was just impulse. This girl had just tried to drug me and tie me up. I panicked

>>726014088
you have shit taste in girls

When I was 10 to Father Mulligan.

>>726008739
take out your dick, stick it in her face, if she doesn't start sucking grab her head and push your dick into her mouth.

I lost mine at 15 years old. Known the girl since we were in second grade. Hawaiian girl. God, her pussy is great. We fuck to this day, but she only allows me to fuck her in the ass due to her fear of getting pregnant.

>>726014397
Hey, she asked me to go with her, and I didn't have anyone else to go with.

I think it was the day I turned 17, back in 2005

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Some months ago. to a professional.

>>726014272
good job anon think about it man you could have bin raped ... bye this women ...

becuse who would want that

having there pussy forced down over your hard shaft as she kisses you over and over forcing you to cum in her pussy ...

ya you doged a bullet on that one man

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never

>>726014567
You should have just told her no

>>726007230
Age 11. Older sister's friend spent the night on a sleepover. Sister was busy watching some kind of marathon on tv and her friend was bored.

>>726014921
She had been my chemistry lab partner for a year, and we were in a small store cupboard when she asked me. Couldn't really say no in that position, and we'd had fun together that year.

>>726011340
Pick a girl you've known for a really long time, but haven't talked to much and then go on fb or whatever she has and legit talk to her for a few weeks, but make sure it's on and off. Then ask her if she's dtf. Just straight up. That's how I lost mine and got her to be my gf eventually.

23

>>726015562
Did you have any plans on prom night before she ask you ?

>>726016057
I was just planning on going there with some friends, but I figured I had a non-zero chance of getting somewhere with her.

>26
>virgin

I just don't like people, not men, not women. Being around people stresses me out.

>>726016398
I think proms are overrated If I wanted to have a good time I would invite my friends to a party.

>>726007230
15 years old... 1980 in Jenny Lewis's basement (not with Jenny Lewis)

>>726007230
May 1999

Still a virgin at 22

>>726017533
Why not go to a brothel anon ?

>>726007835
depends of your age

>>726008739
if your gf don't give head she's not worth it

When I was 7 at church

when i was 7

>>726016398
what did you end up getting?

>>726007230
15, like any other functional adult

>>726017892
Crippling depression

>>726017892
We had sex...

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yesterday, i fapped so hard that i almost fell into a coma

29 to a 40 yr old MILF.
She was married and a slut and she was a cock hunter.

>>726008854
at least you can larp she was a virgin too lol

>>726007230
2004. I was 16. She was 24

>>726017590
Ever fucked a whore?
Sketchy

>>726018482
Yes I have anon.

>>726007230
Technically, our dicks were in our mothers' vaginas during birth so no man is a virgin.

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>>726017997
>15
>adult

>>726017590
Cause I have standards lol

19 with a man.
23 with a Woman.

>>726018647
What are your standards ? list them

>>726007230
July 2016 at the FKK Paradise in Stuttgart.

It was not a great experience.

>>726018799
I just did this
Wow it really works
Best fap of my life

>>726018724
Did I hurt your feelings? Someone who's not getting paid to have sex would be one

18, to a 13yo fatty. 2nd girl was pretty chubby too. 3rd girl I finally got one with a nice petite body.

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>>726007230
In the spring of 2011, at 17 of age (age of consent is 16 where I live). Was doing a camshow when a guy asked if I wanted to meet live, I had been toying myself and chatting with other men for a while now so I naturally took the offer.

He picked me up and drove us to his house, I sucked his dick, we 69'd and frotted until I let him penetrate my ass, he humped me for a while until he finished on my back.

We showered, he drove me back home and I've been having sex with other men for almost 6 years now.

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Is waiting til marriage a meme or can I use it as an excuse for my virginity

>>726007230
still have it only thing i haven't lost

>>726007230
I was 24 and also kissless. Lost it with a woman who's 10 years older.

>>726019157
what else ?

>>726018900
Let me guess, blew your load within a minute of the girl lowering herself onto your shaft?

You'd be surprised how often that happens to virgins.

>>726019157
why?

>>726019389
Just the basics of looks and personality

30/m that just picked up my wizard status.

>>726019435
Why what?

>>726018214
nice i want to fuck a milf so bad

>>726019367
story? anon

>>726007230
was 18 in my car on a small road by a golf course.

>>726019570
what about their political affiliation?

>>726019435
Not the same anon, but when you're doing something for money instead of doing it for fun or pleasure it loses all of the passion and sincerity it once had.

>>726019598
why don't you want to pay someone to have sex with you? why don't you want to fuck a prostitute?
With Condom obviously

I was 13, she was 11. Was kinda painful for her but i enjoyed it.

19 years
I am 22 now
7 one night stands
2 girlfriends for around 2 months each.
Have been very anti social since i was discharged over a year ago

>>726019613
They are so much better imho.

>>726013818
she's got quite the pair

when i was 17

>>726019713
Ofcourse they have to have good morals too otherwise I wouldn't be interested

>>726009455
Impossible

18 to a girl who turns out to be the school bicycle, the D was apparently good enough to keep coming back but not good enough to stay I guess

>>726019911
i know, so what's the story? any tip so you can help me fuck a milf? it's like my fetish

>>726019790
I could do all that for free if I wanted to it's not that hard to find someone that's down lol

>>726020057
Morals that fit your standard or society ?

I was 14, fucked my GF during a lunch break at her house. Wandered into German 10 minutes late and got sent out because I told the teacher I "Wasn't going to pull it out and leave her there"

>>726007230
I was 10 he was 9, interestingly he was the one that asked for it, I was so unsure but he said it was fine. We did it in his parents bed while they were out at a dinner. Happened another 10 - 15 time over the next year.

>>726018595
He's saying he lost his virginity when he was 15 and thats why he is now a functional adult. Dense mother fucker

>>726020366
Mine ofcourse

>>726020151
Most MILFS/Mautures I have fucked are just looking for cock. The said you have to act differently, connect with them, try not to be a young cockhead.

That's about all i can advise, as useless as that information is.

>>726020801
what are you morals ?

> Be me 15 yr old kiddo with older brother at party full of seniors
> I was a shy and reserved kid
> Goes to back corner and sits on sofa with a bunch of kids all drinking or smoking
> Brother follows and introduces me
> He is fairly generous in his introduction
> All of the people on the couch introduce themselves to me
> I say hi and pull out my phone but, immediately a hand juts out and pushes it away
> I look up to see a girl who had introduced herself as Andrea
> "Here, take a hit of this it is much better."
> She handed me a dooby
> It was very poorly wrapped but, I had only smoked once before this
> I tried to say I am fine but, she grabbed my crotch and said she'd make it worth my time.
> I laughed and tried to brush it off but, she pleaded a bit
> I was a teenager who was begging for sex at the time and Andrea was very attractive so I gave in
> I took a hit and coughed a bit, it was clearly not just any dope
> She laughed and she asked if I liked it
> I just responded with an it's fine
> She said "Oh you loved it here, you seem new to this and if you feel sick, I'll take you to the bathroom, this is my place you know"
> I was already feeling sick but, also a little bit turned on
> I awkwardly thanked her and slumped into the chair I was sitting in
> I waited a bit and was handed a red solo cup by my brother
> I just sat there sipping off my drink
> Slowly I began to almost throw up
> Andrea sat next to me
> "Where's that bathroom?"
> "Oh you're eager, here I'll take you there."
> I was confused but I remembered that make it worth it part
> She led me up the stairs into a big bedroom
> In the corner was the master bathroom I presumed
> I went in and closed the door, threw up and dropped my pants to take a piss
> I hadn't even realized that I had been hard as a rock the whole time
> While I was trying to piss properly with a massive boner the door burst open
> "Did I ever tell you how hot you are" She said
> "No..."
I'll cont. interested or not.

>>726020961
def not useless, thanks bro
but how do I know which matures are looking for cock kek

16 house party out the back in a field kek

>15
>Socially awkward kid who pretty much did nothing but watch porn and play video games
>Add random girl from the suggested friends thing on FB
>30+ Mutual Friends
>Thinks I'm cute
>Thx ur cute too
>Instant nudes
>Ask where she lives
>Turns out she lived right down the street from me
>Plan to meet her at the library, where she gave me my first bj without hesitation
>Go to friends and brag about it
>Decide to have her over the next day
>Its time for sum fucc
>Strip her clothes right off and proceed to fuck her face
>Tell her we need to fuck and she agrees
>Right as the tip approaches, I hear my dad pulling into the driveway
>We both bolt off the couch and get dressed
>Proceed to sneak out the back door with her
>Start walking toward my old school
>Starts fucking pouring worse than it had all year
>Last resort is this small press box at my old high school football field that everybody and their mother fucked inside of
>Go in the box so I can get inside hers
>Rides my dick like crazy
>A minute and a half in and these two faggots from the junior class walk in on us because they were trying to smoke some weed
>Awkwardly say hi and they just laugh and walk away
>Days later I find out that she was fucking three other dudes, including one of the dudes that walked in on us
>All within the same week as she fucked me
>Only gotten head ever since

>Fast forward to today
>She's fat as fuck and cakes her face in makeup now
>Also abuses the shit out of instagram/snapchat filters and uses certain angles to look less obese
>Current boyfriend is a known asshole who smacks her because he's caught her cheating numerous times
>Dude's such a stuck up prick that he tried talking shit because he found out I had sex with her six years ago
>Has been with the same dude smacking her shit up for about two years now

>>726007230
I refuse to waste my precious seed on the common harlot. I am 42 years young and still pure. No woman is worthy of me. My wizards power is close to reaching maximum.

>>726007230
few weeks ago. I'm 17, could not finish because my sister was walking around the house and my gf and I freaked out

nevaaah

>>726021574
should have invited her and had a 3some

>>726021480
KEK

>>726009725
Dude, I was raped as an 18 year-old and that hurt like fuck, yours must have hurt twice as much. Mine wasn't my Dad though so I didn't get a cuddle after, lel.

>>726007230

12 December 2016

I was 18, she was 21.

6 days after we got into a relationship.

We're not a couple today anymore.

>>726021223
talk to them about sex, feel around. They will usually let you know if let you know if they are up for it

Talk to her openly about sex. Drop in the conversation that you are open to have sex with older ladies. Multiple time this has worked for me as soon as I said to the lady that I would definitely have sex with her, I was in within a week.

and good luck

>>726021215
Go ahead

>>726021215
go on

>>726007230
17

>>726007230
21 still Virgin feelsbadmangun

>>726019661
Ok I'll greentext it.
>graduating uni
>I go with my parents to a restaurant to celebrate it
>we invite mom's old coworker who knows me since I was born
>coworker has daughter, 34 fat, with long black hair and a nice face, big tits and ass, 6/10.
>they live far away so they stay at us for the night
>we play poker and shit till midnight
>daughter's back is sore
>when only our parents play I give her a massage
>it's our turn to play
>I ask her if she wants to continue later
>she says ok
>it's midnight
>we call it quits
>parents go to sleep
>she goes into shower
cont.

>>726007230
I'm going for those wizard powers man. Didn't read about Mithrandir getting laid. I practice with my staff daily. Always hiding my pointy hat in public. I ain't putting a single digit in that ring. Bilbo can fucking have it.

>>726022828
>when she comes out I ask her if she still wants me to massage her
>she says ok
>she lays on the bed
>I massage her until my hands are tired
>we talk about our lives
Apparently I knew she had a kid and was living with the father, but I also knew their relationship was shitty.
>I ask her if her relationship with her partner is as bad as 2 years before
>she says it's worse
>he doesn't has sex with her
>"I know that feel"
>"Why?"
>"Never been with a woman before, never even kissed"
>"Why?"
>"Becaus whenever I tried I was rejected and was afraid of it after-"
>then we talk about her job
>I ask her again about her partner
>"Did you ever cheat on him?"
>"Yes"
>I was thinkinh about my chances
>I put my hand on her sides
>'C-can I ask something?"
>she smiles at me
>"Make me a man."
>she says nothing
>she french kisses me
>nice.jpg
>I start carressing her body
>still kissing, she takes my hand
>moves to her ass
>"You want me to carress your butt?"
>"Not there."
>she moves my hands between her asscheeks
>i move it forward until I reach her pussy
>hot_and_wet.jpg
>I push my fingers in
>she likes it
>"Anon do you want to continue?"
>"Yes!"
>"Wait I have to pee."
>We stop and she goes to pee.
>comes back
>"Do you really want to, Anon,, because we can't go back."
>"No problem."
>"But our parents can't find out or their friendship will be ruined."
>"They won't, it's only between you and me."
cont.

at 14

When I was 6

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>>726022888
WHERE IS THE CONT?

>>726007230
Virgin at 21 and will be 22 in April :/

>>726008427
A real gentleman is always kind and courteous to others.
*tips fedora*

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>>726007230
In aeons long past in a place your feeble mortal mind could not possibly comprehend, my spirit intertwined with another. A glorious melding of being unfolded and we are now so much more than we once were.

>>726021215
> She responded with "I said I'll make it worth it and I am very excited for this."
> "Ok..." I awkwardly said biting my lip to hide an ear to ear smile brewing
> "Here, finish that up and meet me on the bed, don't make me wait!"
> She walked out the door and followed her out to the bed
> The bed was a massive king size bed and the room was clearly her parents judging by the colours
> She pulled her clothes off as she got onto the bed.
> Already had my pants off and started to take my shirt off
> "Get up here! You've eaten a girl out, have ya?"
> "No"
> "Oh you'll figure it out."
> I knelt on the foot of the bed and began eating her out and she moaned a bit
> I was surprised by the fact that this was working out so well
> She had a very nice pussy and I was glad to have my face buried in it
> After another minute she bent up and said "Get up we're going firther than that
> "Gladly"
> She laughed a bit at my awkwardness but, she gave me some head
> It felt fine but, wasn't all that impressed
> She then stopped and threw a condom on my dick
> "Honestly this is only the second time I have let it go this far but, you're worth it." She said with a different more personal tone
> "Well first time for me so, don't erxpect anything amazing"
> "Any kinks? I like dominance over me so I'd kill for some doggy or something along those lines."
> "Totally"
> This time I grabbed her thighs and pulled her up so that her pussy was facing me
> I shoved in very quick and she let out a loud moan scream mix
> "Maybe a bit slower." She commented
> I then went full on thrusting back and forth, she was really enjoying it but, I was having the time of my life, she was nice and tight and pleasantly warm.
> Suddenly the urge to cum sprung up
> I was using the techniques I had heard of (think of something gross or just a blank wall) and it kinda worked
> After 7-8 minutes of pounding I blasted
> I shot more cum in that condom that I thought possible at the time
Cont.

>>726023051
6? o. O.

>at 19 with current gf
>in my dorm room
>couldn't get it up at first

I was 15, she was 14. Tiny blonde, super slutty. Missing half of her right nipple, said her ex bit it off. Found out she fucked said later that night so I fucked her 12 year old friend the next day as revenge. Good times.

>>726007230
>2002
>In senior year of high school
>Been pining over this girl since tenth grade, was friendzoned pretty early but never stopped trying
>In September of 2002 she made me a deal/ultimatum: She'll sleep with me, ONCE, and I was to stop bothering her and we'd still stay friends
>Last weekend of September I went over to her house when her parents were gone (I was never actually there before)
>She laid the ground rules: Condom on right away, no blowjob, no licking her pussy, no kissing. Just sex and that was it
>I was a virgin and she wasn't
>We did it for like 10 minutes before I cummed, it was pretty mechanical and not that good, I could tell she was bored and not really pleased
>I was more in love with her than ever after that and did not keep up my end of the bargain, I wrote her loads of love notes and outright asked her to be my girlfriend
>She told me to never speak to her again, that our friendship was over. I was completely humiliated

13 years old with my sister who is less than a year younger

we were both 13 and lost ours together

>>726024124
you fucked your sister?

>>726007230
23 and still sex free
When does the depression truly start to settle in?

>>726022888
>"Do you have condoms?"
>"No. What about you? Do you take the pill?"
>"No. Why do fuck would I take it? My partner doesn't have sex with me. Well it doesn't matter, just make sure you don't cum inside."
>"O-ok."
>I pull off my clothing
>she takes my cock in her hand
>"Anon it's beautiful"
>my heart melts
>she lay down and spreads her legs
>I lean over her
>push my cock to her pussy
>miss the hole
>help with my hands to put it in
>I get in
>HOLY FUCK I'M IN HEAVEN
>push it all the way in
>not really tight but feels great
>start gently fucking her
>she moans
>"Does it hurt?"
>"No, it feels great"
>fuck her for more
>while doing it lean in to kiss her
>our tongues are dancing in our mouths
>she moans more
>"D-does it hurt?"
>"Ask me again and I'll kill you."
>continue with fucking in the missionary
>I feel I'll cum
>take out my dick
>she takes it in her hand to finish me
>she grabs it tightly and jerks it
>it hurts like a bitch so the urge to cum goes away
>"Sorry Anon, didn't want to hurt ya"
>"Well at least we can continue, since I have only one shot."
>I lay on my back
>she leans down
cont.

>>726023683
Cont

>>726024314
yes. we did a lot of dry humping for years and sometimes we would get naked and rub our genitals together. she would get wet and slide up and down along my cock and it just accidentally went in. it wasnt planned and we were trying to avoid it. we both got pretty freaked out when it went in and she pulled away and i cam on her stomach.

we fucked hard a few times after that though

Next week.

>>726023683
> Her expression her face showed clear pleasure but, she didn't cum or anything so I want with instincts
> I went back to eating her out with a bit of boob caressing
> As I played with my otoungue inside of her she suddenly came
> I backed away a bit but, she pulled me back in
> She then came the rest of her load.
> "Wow, anon that was great, I have never properly came before, and you said you were a rookie?"
> "Huh, well yeah, you are so hot."
> "OH really now well get my number form your brother, I am down for this any day!"
> I grinned and we made out a bit on the bed
> We walked out of the room and went back downstairs to the corner
> I walked down and sat in the chair and fell asleep
> I woke up back on the chair but, it was the morning
> I was a bit pissed that no one woke me up but, I walked around to find Andrea
> She was making some food with no clothes on
> We made out in the kitchen but, I had to get home as my parents were in town
> I asked her if my brother had left and she said he had but, he wanted me to sleep.
> She said she'd give me a rid if I "payed her"
> Like clockwork we were back in the bed fucking like there was no tomorrow
That was the story of Andrea we ended up dating after she graduated, she was 2 years older than me which was weird for a high schooler but, I still haven't had sex that was that great. She is still kinda a fuck buddy of mine and in fact I just fucked her a few weeks ago.

Will sex cure my depression ?

>>726025298
Well, you must be a virgin my friend cause girls can ejaculate as well.

>>726025425
No but, it makes life a bit easier.

>>726025425
Like how masturbation helps (briefly) take you away from the real world, sex also does it but on a much higher scale.

That's why some people start fucking whores and get addicted to it, because of the high it gives.

>>726009270
Was that such a bad thing?

Anal virginity, 16, pussy virginity, one week before my 19th b-day.

>>726025906
Wow, you're a whore. Tits out.

>>726024403
Cont

Lost mine to Ms Palmer why I was 12

>>726025425
no it is just another vice to get addicted to. Then when you want it and can't get it you get depressed even more. Then you start to excessively masturbate which drags you down even further.

>>726019190
You m or f?

>>726024403
>takes my dick in her mouth
>she bobs her head up and down
>feelsgoodman.gif
>I tell her I want to 69
>she places her pussy on my face
>start licking her
>tastes nice
Apparently she was very self-conscious about hygenics.
>idk how to do it so I just push my tongue into her cunt and sometimes lick the lips
>she likes it but doesn't cum
>she gets up
>turns to face me
>she sits on my dick and starts to ride me in cowgirl
>leans forward
>her hair tickles my chest and face
>we kiss again
>I feel I need to cum again
>I tell her to get off
>I don't really want to cum so I just lay besides her
>we carress eachother and I finger her pussy
>she likes it more than my tongue
>her eyes are full of lust
>after I calmed down I tell her to get on all fours
>I put it in her and start doing her doggie style
>we do it for some times, but I like it more when I see her face, especially her eyes
>we change position again
>back to missionary
>urge to cum intensifies
cont.

>>726007230
the day i turned 18.
she was 42 and the hottest milf on the planet.
now shes my GF

>>726026037
>Wow, you're a whore. Tits out.
Pretty sure I'm not a whore, still with the same guy who took my vaginal virginity... I was just the dumb teenager who thought that anal wasn't "real sex" so as a goody-two-shoes with too many raging hormones, I agreed to anal. I'm now 30... lol.

Never...

>>726007230
l haven't l'm 22 l have an 8.5 inch dick and have been told l'm very attractive except l never go outside.

My uncle thought it would be cool to put in my ass.

>>726026949
>balls are sore
>"I'll cum soon, can you?"
>she says "I'm too scared to cum"
>"Why?"
>"Because if I cum you'll do it inside me"
>"I won't"
>start fucking her faster
>her breathing gets shallower
>I'm on the edge
>pull out and shoot my cum on her belly
I thought I will shoot ropes of jizz but there wasn't much.
>my balls hurt like a bitch
>I look at the clock
>it's 7AM
>apparently we fucked so long I got blue balls
>"Huh Anon, that was great."
>"Y-yeah..."
>"I can't believe you I'm your first-"
>"You are."
>"More like the 100th."
>"No really"
>she cleans herself with a towel
>I clean myself too
>she smiles at me radiantly
>we kiss
>"Can we do it again?" I ask
>"Well if my partner has night shift then yes. 2 weeks from now."
Her partner was a paramedic btw.
>"I'll tell my parents to visit you so we can be together again ok?"
>"But don't tell them we made love."
>"Of course I won't"
>"OK then."
>"Wanna sleep together?"
>"I'd like to, but my parents would notice if I'm in your room."
>kissed her good night (or morning to be specific)
>went to living room and slept on the couch

And this is how I lost my virginity. One week later she called and told me she had her period. We fucked 2 weeks later, and fell in love with eachother. We secretly dated for 6 months. We got busted by her mom (she saw us going at it like rabbits), but she was cool with it, because she knew how desperate her daughter was for sex and because she loved me like her son. It was the greatest adventure in my life to this day.

25, it just happened

When I was seventeen, it was a very good year... (2010)

>>726007230
Anyone got sauce on girl btw ?

>>726027821
http://spankbang.com/pdf4/video/2totangoxxx+pretty+redhead+sucks+and+rides+a+cock

>>726007230
34 and still haven't yet....hahaha!

>>726007230
Never
I'm 25

>>726028095
Appreciate it

>>726028095
thanks

>>726008062
How?

17 and haven't had sex since. I've basically started considering myself a virgin again. I'm 23

>>726011723
How?

21 years old, in a shower stall in a girl's dorm bathroom.

I'm now married to that girl, 14 years later.

>>726029901
raped by my uncle. shit was SO cash.

>>726009280
No fucking excuse. My girl is super religious and when we first got together she wanted to wait for marriage. She's been sucking my dick for months now and I fuck her until she screams. Anal is next (she agreed).

>>726017742
my gf isnt opposed to giving head i think, but how do i like bring it up

>>726030146
"hey babe, suck my dick." Don't ask please, just tell her to do it. I'm not joking, bitches like it when you tell em what to do in the sack

>>726032149
im kind of a shy guy, and im shy sexually too. But I guess this is the way to go

I didn't

>>726007230
7/7/2007
cost me 5 usd

i was 16.. went overseas on a 3 month trip. met some girl from seattle washington at this gathering. endeding up hoooking up with her a few things.. met her parents.. turns out they are friends with my parents and distant relatives.. FML..

>>726007230
i'll let you know

>>726009280
Hitchens said religion poisons everything. This post can attest to that

>>726007230
Never

>>726007230
To a random blonde whore in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

The whole experience lasted maybe five minutes.

>>726034757
what about political ideologies ?

>>726034947
did she look like Rikki Six ?

19

The night my mother past away. The nurse who worked in the icu that my mother was in, she was a friend of my roommate and had been crushing on and 17 yo me. She had known that my mother had past that night and came over to console me. I was in bed being a sad fag, she slipped into my bed and told me she was sorry and held me. I couldn't talk cause i was choking back tears. She slipped down in between my legs with her head, pulled my cock out and started blowing me. Shortly after she straddled me and rode me till and came in her. Shit was cash. Fucked up right.

I will never get laid :(

>>726007230
>>726007230
when i was 18.

i was an antisocial fuck when i was in high school. i probably could have lost it a lot sooner. there was this one half-puerto-rican girl who was really into me. we would talk about diablo 2 all the time, and the only time i co-op'd d2 was with her to help her destroy the cow level. she moved away when i was 16 and the last interaction with her was a very long hug. i didn't know why she was hugging me longer than normal. i had a strange urge to kiss her, but i didn't. after she moved away, i realized that i was in love with her, and i felt fucking miserable at fucking up so hard.

lost my virginity 2nd week into college with a jewish daughter of landlords. i ate her out and then boned her. she was so tight it hurt my dick. thought it would split in half upon entry.

>>726036373
good story anon

15f turned 16teen 18 teen days later with a 21yr oldm

I was never really into losing my virginity and as such multiple opportunities arose for me to do so. Two separate girls tried to rape me. One told me she wanted to rape me, the other just tried.

Didn't feel right. Some time later I met a girl I really liked but didn't try anything. For me having her just hang out with me was enough. Then a night came when we spent the majority looking at stars and talking about the future, this was summer after highschool graduation.

We went back to my house and made out a lot and then she begged me for sex which was legit. I took her virginity and she took mine. It was beyond perfect. I was still 17 and she had just turned 18. So she ended up raping me.

I should have called the cops!

>>726037224
what does teen pussy feel like ?

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I haven't, I got close though but then I wen limp dick and we haven't talked since she's downstairs with a friend right now and t's driving me insane.

24 with a prostitute
30 with a girlfriend.

The key to getting laid is money and working out.

>>726025647

I don't know why but I like really trashy women as opposed to the innocent virginal beauty.

>>726025425

No. Changing your conditions will. Get on a keto diet. It's cash when you all you need is eggs, milk, bacon, and coconut oil that doesn't need calorie counting because fats activate the 'satiation" signal far before you can overeat it.

Not to mention that calories are the most retarded way to classify food since our metabolic systems differ hugely from a bunsen burner.

>>726007230
I'm male, and I was 16, with a girl my age in HS. We drove out to local state forest late one night and put a blanket down and fucked under the stars. My wife however, who I didn't meet until college told me she had her first fuck at 13, with her best friend's 21 y/o older brother. The friend (his sister) was in the room and everybody was high on wine and pot. She said it was nothing special.

May of 2006

>>726007230
when i was 8 years old
im serious

>>726007230
to a chubby girl when i was in 8th grade that lived down the road from me, i fucked her 4 times in one day and didnt wear a condom... it was quite a nice time

October the 13th
2016.
I was 15 and had sex in my house with my girlfriend of 2 years.

>>726037969
got my dick sucked at 8 but that's it, how was it?

>>726038121
if mods could do math they'd ban you but you're safe for now

>>726007510
my man!

13, on a winter break with my girlfriend at the time, in my bedroom, and my parents were watching the news and her friend was out on the couch, we got stopped to early because my mom pounded on the door to tell us to eat dinner. felt good but had blueballs after.

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>>726007230
Never
And i had 5 gf's

Never gone further theb a french kiss.

good thread

25 some girl from work

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I was 19, went on a camping trip with my fraternity. Lost my V in a tent.

The redhead girl I asked to go with me was a friend of my bro's girlfriend. She had a boyfriend but wanted to go on the trip, it was an invite only sort of thing.

I thought I had to work, but got it off just before, so I asked if she wanted to go. Made me meet her boyfriend and everything, so he could check out if I was trynta smash his girl. IDK why but he let her go.

We were playing poker after dark on a picnic table, like 10 people. We sat a couple hands out and she started telling me how shitty her boyfriend was. Asked me to give her a hickey to get back at him. Obliged.

She jumps my bones, starts grinding on me there on the picnic table. Next thing I know, everybody had left, spooked away by two people grinding when they were trying to play cards.

She was really moaning while I was giving her the hickey she asked for. I was laying down on my back with her on top of me, this lithe-bodied slut was humping the shit out of me--I thought she was going to crush my cock.

So I sit her up and unbutton her jeans, start fingering her while I work on the other side of her neck. It's dark by now, and there's a big bonfire on the other side of the field where everybody was drinking, a big stack of kegs and shitty country music.

I ask her to come back to my tent with me, she comes. Unzip the tent, and start fucking her. I am still to this day surprised with my fucking timeline - I accomplished pretty much everything I wanted to in my first fucking - I licked her pussy (she had a little tuft of red pubes above her pussy), missionary & doggy.

She was fucking superb at fucking, got on top of me and told me to watch my cock go into her pussy. She wanted me to give her left breast a hickey, too, so she rode me and held my mouth to her tit while I sucked on her skin.

The inside of the tent was lit up from the bonfire, and her body was glowing red from the red nylon of the tent. Cont?