Really USA? We respected you all once

stand up and stop bullying

>>725974415
Why are you so obsessed with americas dick

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I kind of want to see this play out ,At the least it promises to be amusing.

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Just check 'em.

rolling out a shit show

>>725974415
>We respected you all once
fucking liar.

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>>725974415

We don't think about you at all

>>725975385
Really? Then why can't you keep us out of your mouth

>>725975277
We used to love the USA
Now we, just like the rest of the world, laugh at you
It makes me sad

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>>725974415

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>>725975277
Canadian here. Can confirm, all we do now when we look at you is laugh.

>>725975663
What is this autistic cancer

>>725975686
Enjoy the wetback heards leaf,they are coming for your money now lel

>>725975748
You and your gommie brethren being faggots

>>725975850
You inbred

>Why are you so obsessed with americas dick

because once upon a time, you were the beacon for progress in the free world.
"the american dream" - a land where anyone could rise to the top, where you could own not one but two cars, a house, have a family. A nation whose gateway was a statue of Liberty, which read,
>"Give me your tired, your poor,
>Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
>The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
>Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
>I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Once upon a time we saw civil rights being fought in the US, leading the way against injustices against the blacks. we saw a capitalist nation which sometimes had an ugly fearful side, like Mcarthy and his witch-hunt, but we saw the american people fight against that sort of injustice.

there was a time America was great, and the world aspired to be like you.

Now? Now America is looked on with revulsion. petty, vindictive, fearful and jingoistic, voting in an authoritarian demagogue, its population more likely to be incarcerated, than welcomed from foreign shores. Now, we want to be certain to be anything but like you.

>>725975784
Who knows? Maybe it'll happen this time. I doubt, but I guess it's possible.

>>725975992
Tldr, in short you shitty countries still have Americans dicks halfway down your throats as evidence of this thread

>>725975992
Almost all of this

>lets allow 100,000 refugees to Sweden and expect them to assimilate to our culture.
>woah, rape statistics getting higher, probably not the refugees who come from places with Shari'a law
>police establish no go zones because of rapefugees
>everything is fine

>woah, the 2nd nuclear power wants to be allies with the 1St nuclear power, that's evil, they should be enemys

>woah, a white man is reporting immigrants
>racist

>woah, Obama deported more immigrants than any other president
>who cares

>walls are racist
>locks doors before going to sleep
>borders are racist

>Trump wasn't spied on by the government
>We need to spy and see if there is Russian hacking

>Trump lost popular vote lol
>voters don't need voter ID
>lets allow non-registered immigrants to vote because if not it's racist

>2005
>don't believe everything you see on the media

>now
>Believe it all, they tell the truth more than anyone
>pop culture celebrities know more than the people

>let's ban guns
>we need to start a revolution

I'm a proud ethnic Kekistani. For centuries my people bled under Normie oppression. But no more. We have suffered enough under your Social Media Tyranny. It is time to strike back. I hereby declare a meme jihad on all Normies. Normies, GET OUT! RRRÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

>>725976123
"Shitty countries have America's dick down their throats"

Lol what about the time when America interferes with other countries' business?

>billionaire
>owns 500 businesses
>owns prime real estate locations around the globe
>AHUUUURRRR HE IS MORAN FAGIT KEKLEL U MAD?

/b/ was never good, but holy shit it was better than this uninspired, weak ass bait.

Also, sage still works, faggots, use it

>>725976379
>we need to start a revolution

You traitor
You need to be shot

>>725976379
>we need to raise wages
>companies need to pay us more

The true glass ceiling for Minorities is Company regulation. Having to pay for health insurance and multiple things is how you limit the potential for minorities to grow. These regulations such as EPA and Obama Care make it harder for individuals to grow their company, giving struggling companies a higher risk of being attacked by other companies and becoming bankrupt.

>>725976644
I sexually Identify as John Frusciante. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a guitar god. People say to me that a person being John Frusciante is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install long hair, scar tissue and 24 guitars on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “JOHN ANTHONY MOTHERFUCKING FRUSCIANTE” and respect my right to leave the Red Hot Chili Peppers. If you can’t accept me you’re a Johnphobe and need to check your guitar privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>725976699
It's the irony, in that people want to overthrow the government and stop trump from doing all of this stuff by force, yet leftists and liberals can't stand guns

>>725976644
He is a moron fagit, and so are you.

>>725976878
Hello, I am playing CS:GO from Japan.

It is lately observed that a large number of Match Making game is with Odd Ranking match-up.

I am of "Supreme Master First Class" Player Rank. Normal time I get all Supreme Master First Class and Global Elite team mates. But, more and more often when I play, I get Legendary Eagle in my team. I just finish game after 3 times same pattern, and the Ranking Match is:

Me (Supreme Master First Class) 27-16 Team Player 2 (Legendary Eagle) 10-19 Team Player 3 (Legendary Eagle) 10-20 Team Player 4 (Distinguished Master Guardian) 8-19 Team Player 5 (Distinguished Master Guardian) 4-20

It is on Inferno map, and we lose for 8-16. On winned round it is possible because I am lucky to get many flashbang kill at Banana or House.

I hope not to offend feelings, but for honest and not lie, the thinking ability and especially aiming ability is not good for behind Legendary Eagle Master skill rank. I try throw Flashbang for new player but Subsequently not successful. Although they are good enough when they fight against own rank, when they are fight against other Supreme Master First Class, it is very hard to kill.

This is rare, but making more common by Valve. Maybe not enough people in Match Making Queue??

I hope this help to fix issue.

>>725976984
heh, that's not a half bad insult you just threw my way. But listen up kid, I might have told you I'm a real gamer, but I dont play around. If you fuck with me one more time looks at moon you will have the wolfpack on your tail, understood? Glad we sorted that one out smirks revealing fangs now go on and run off back to your friends before I change my mind. AROOOO

>>725976578
We don't make threads about you

>>725976878
The USA has been divided for a long time, but Trumps' election has really brought it into focus

>>725977653
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence

>>725977384
thats because the average american cant pinpoint any other country on a world map, and have a spectacularly blinkered perspective of the rest of the world.

your education level is something we often laugh at, because on average, you know so little about eh world, but think your opinion is the only one that counts.

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In a country full of morons, Trump is a perfect fit.

>>725977934
If you idiots even knew what the Kabbalah or a Magick Square is or how much power they possess, you wouldn't be laughing and posting such disrespectful, moronic and blasphemous remarks. That is why the secrets of Magick are reserved only for those few who are TRULY worthy of and RESPECT its power. And for those naysayers that retort, "I don't believe in magic..." let me assure you...it doesn't matter whether YOU believe or not because Magick does not need ANYONE'S approval or belief for its existence; it DOES EXIST, whether you believe or not. Just like atoms, bacteria, planets, stars and galaxies exist whether you believe in it or not. The only positive in all this is that since sooo many of you are obsessed with materialism, partying, drinking, shopping, twitter, facebook, sports, "reality" shows, sex, drugs and pornography it makes it that much easier to control you and your weak minds. So keep playing with your so-called "smart phones" that do all your thinking for you whilst I and the other Enlightened Beings take full control of this realm and make you our slaves.

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As an American myself I love what this country stood for, I absolutely hate what it's become. Unless one of you foreign /b/ros bombs us I fear we may bomb you first. Burn our nest of corruption into ash before we corrupt the world.

>>725978117
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after. THE END

>>725975992
>)
Thankfully, your opinion means exactly shit to us.

>>725978216
So the average person farts 14 times per day. There are 1.4 billion people in China. That’s 19.6 billion farts everyday. Methane is allegedly a key contributor to environmental damage. That means alongside their awful industrial pollution problem, the Chinese are farting us all to death. They are also next door to India. India has 1.2 billion people, but their food is famously hard on bowles. Their average intestinal gas expulsion averages 25 farts a day. That’s 30 billion farts per day from India. Those two countries are farting us us into extinction. The Earth is being heated up by the incessant expulsion of fried rice and curry-scented wind.

>>725978216
which is one of the reasons that the US is no longer respected.
Its population is now bloated by a toxic arrogance that thinks that they are the only people on the planet of any importance. And Trump is the personification of that.

>>725975620
You you didnt you lying little shit.
You always looked upon the US as a country of fat fucks and gun-crazed evangelicals

>>725978425
You are obviously a POTUS TRUMP hater, and a hypocrite moron. The wall will save lives by keeping out a lot of drugs and human trafficking. Not to mention how much money it will save us in tax dollars in the long run by keeping out the illegal immigrant leeches who OBUMA and you Libtards and Socialists love to give away all of our tax dollars to, for free from the entitlements that no one other than a legal citizen should ever have. And they've gotten way out of hand as well. Which POTUS TRUMP will not put up with. He is a true American and believes in the Constitution and not Globalism as well. You're hypocrisy is hilarious considering the fact that ALL hard working Americans have been splitting the bill to pay for the entitlements for the 12 million Illegals! Not to mention paying for Obumacare which in fact is NOT Affordable after all. And the fact that this post was mentioned in general just proves the same thing about fake news and misinformation that brainwashed half of the country. So then I am supposed to judge the POTUS of the United States and how he is as a person and how he will run the country based on a dinner from 40 years ago?! WHAT A JOKE!

>>725977743
And you never know who is going to shoot you from behind the wall that holds you in

>>725978425
Bad news for you princess: 40 years ago we STILL didn't give fuck-all about your opinion

>>725978475
tl;dr

>>725978437
Not angry much are you
And yes we did

>>725978515
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>>725978691
So basically this entire thread isnt so much a criticism of US policy, choices or culture as of late, but just a leftist crying-zone?

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>>725974415
lol, when?

>>725978425
Please explain to me how deciding to have America focus on America is a bad thing?
The EU focuses primarily on the EU
Australia focuses on Australia
Britain focuses on Britain
Japan focuses on Japan
That's how countries kinda fucking run
or are you one of those faggots who think America should take care of the fucking world?

>>725978871
What's a leftist?

>>725978475
America 2017:

Angry, barely coherent, and yelling at anyone who has a different opinion.

after obamas top 3 all time presidential tenure, trumps follow-up is proof that whitebois really can't compete

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>>725978880
>>725978899
>>725978933
>>725978952

>/b/ posts pictures of hot girl on political board
>Want to fap
>Remembers it's /b/
>Most likely a trap since you know, /b/

Nice try guys.

>>725974415
No you didn't lol

>>725978985
Somebody who typically sits toward the top-left hand corner of the political compass on most issues.

>>725978988
>Implying you can judge a whole country based on one faggot on 4chan

>>725978975
>>725978952
>>725978933
>>725978899
>>725978880
>>725978850

Oh, the trumppornbot has started spamming the thread.

We must have threatened his insecure feelings about his idol. Now he'll post 120 images in an attempt to silence the thread, and instead bump it to the top constantly to show how pitiful trump is.

>>725974415
>Really USA?
>We respected you all once

you did? because truth be told, we never really gave a shit about you.

>>725978985
You & whatever too-pussy-to-do-anything Euro cucked country you're from.

Enjoy your Mudslime invasion. We'll stick with the goofball who wants to kill them all, thanks.

>>725979121
first things that came to mind "eww disgusting pig disgust"

>>725979233
And that attitude will be the basis of your downfall

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Trump is proof that America is a land of opportunity.
A country where even a politically inexperienced game-show host can become president.

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I miss voting for that man.

>>725974415
kek

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>>725979146
Fuck that

>>725978976
>Please explain to me how deciding to have America focus on America is a bad thing?

it isnt.

what is a bad thing, is when americans are ignorant of the rest of the world, but then think they have a right to say what to do.

"europe is all muslim" (its not).
"the middle east hates america" (most dont).
and so on.

the problem isnt america focusing on america, or america being involved elsewhere. the problem is that the average american has absolutely NO clue about the subtleties of global politics, and still wants to stick their oar in. Stuff like Funding the IRA with guns and money, to "fight for freedom", fuelling a bunch of drug-dealing people who bombed primary schools because they were of the wrong religion, in an area of a country which overwhelmingly didnt even support the cause the IRA wanted.

there's nothing wrong with being focused on yourself. The problem comes when you also express opinion without any idea about the countries you're talking about.

>>725979514
A country where a rich white guy can pay the Russians to get him elected to the highest office of the land

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>>725974415
>USA
>most hated country of the world form many diverse and good reasons
>they think a new president will make us respec tor disrespect them more.
Grandiose delusions much?

I sometimes wonder should the flooding spammer be counted as a Global rule 10 violation?

only 30 more spam images to go, and the spambot will be unable to put any more images in. then we can resume...

And there we go. the spambot's hit the image limit.

Now that he's failed to silence the thread, shall we continue with the discussions, rather than let him win by forcing dissent to be silenced in the most un-democratic way?

>>725982059
Fuck you, asshole

How could anyone support drumpf after seeing an anti drumpf meme? Wtf!

>>725982476
Why?

Are you so afraid of disagreement with your political views that you prefer to see criticism forcibly silenced?

Do you understand what the right of free speech means? and that in another time, it might be YOUR views that would be forcibly silenced?

Are you really that lacking of self-awareness?

>>725982516
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>725982516
I'm sorry, but did PVV already lose? Oh, that's right. The elections arent even over yet. In fact, only the exit poll is out. Does not having the lead at the exit poll count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the elections are still on? PVV are still getting votes right now and they have been the best political party for white peolpe in the Netherlands for how many years now? They're against one of the worst cucked political parties in this country who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of turks and libtards in a thursday night election. But you know what? They still fucking suck. PVV are one of the best fucking political parties in the continent, they got 15 seats the last elections and would of won if cuck culture wasn't so popular. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when PVV wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, VVD got only 31 predicted when they got 10 more the last elections. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these KEK topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like white people because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking political parties on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>>725974415
SA was a arid desert empty of people, Whites came started farming, slavery was illegal because of the british.

Whites offered jobs to people from neighboring countries.
More came and started to rapidly out number the black workers and whites.

Workers and whites get attack raped mugged constantly.
Apartheid commences they keep the non working immigrant blacks away from the whites and black paid labor.
67 deaths a year

Nelson Mandela the self proclaimed terrorist took power with terror attacks, kills 77,000 people
SA rape capital of the world
37 deaths a day
https://americanfreepress.net/70000-whites-murdered-in-modern-south-africa-obamas-african-legacy/

the land of exponential debt and the home of the slave god bless the divided states of embarrassment

>>725974415
Europeans upset because Trump is making fun of them for their Muslim cuckoldry

>>725982860
I'd disagree, actually. While a simplistic design can be advantageous, I feel like the number one choice lacks something on the execution. Plastic chairs are meant to be displayed outside, so they should add a little something to the aesthetic. Chair one is just...boring. Chair four takes this to an extreme, and it just looks like it's frankly trying to hard and losing quite a bit in comfort in the process. 4 even lacks one of the main staples of plastic chairs; armrests! The sacrifices we make for fashion, eh? Speaking of design staples, if one looks back to chair 1 they will notice it also is missing a rather interesting feature; slats. Why the fuck are the slats there? Who knows. Are they important? Probably. Another reason why chair one is simply not up to scratch. I briefly considered chair two as a contender for the now-open number one spot, but after further evaluation I noticed two rather glaring problems. The biggest one is that the back seems to curve forward. This would make for a simply uncomfortable sitting experience. In addition, chair 2's slats are far too long. It seems like they will be breaking quite often, and no one wants to sit on the plastic chair with broken slats. After much consideration, I think the number one spot should be given to chair 5. Yes, it does not do much to break away from the mold, but as the other chairs show, sometimes that is a good thing. The back slats are small and durable, but also look quite nice, curving outward in a pattern that evokes a fountain or blooming flower. In addition, the seat is a fantastic size that will accommodate all types of people. Astute readers may question why chair 3 was not considered, as it is very similar. My response is that yes, I did briefly compare chairs 3 and 5, but in the end two key features spelled the end of 3. The slats curve at odd angles, forming a design that seems to be a cheap imitation of 5's simple beauty.

>>725983036
>Trump is making fun of them for their Muslim cuckoldry

that'll be the non-existent muslim cuckoldry, like the non-existent bowling green massacres, and the non-existent GCHQ/Obama Wiretap, and the non-existent inauguration crowds, and all the other fictions that trump comes up with in his head?

>>725983334
Your pathetic attempts at moderation will never keep me out. I have alts and VPNs for DAYS, losers. Try all you want, but know that I will always be here, chatting like a normal user, and laughing at how powerless you fools are. My alts date from yesterday to weeks ago, there is no tracking me down. I have been preparing for this for a long time. So please, waste your time banning this alt. Your moderation is a joke because you have no real power. I am invulnerable. Also, to you specifically YOKEL, you are a loser with no life who spends 24/7 on discord. Not only that, but you're thin, ugly, and going nowhere in life. I hope you die soon because people like you only clog up space.

>>725983334
Hey~ you stupid disgusting european descendant racist monkeys that making mean or racist comments toward this wife here! LISTEN to me carefully~ ^ this wife on video, she is not a nanny, she is south korean woman! Shame on you pink or reddish skinned with large nostrils, dirty skin, much body hair with froggy, bulgy eyes people~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ aren't you ashamed of your too large godzila nose, square face like shovel, red skin? Thanks god! Thanks my japanese father and korean mother I was born as an SUPERIOR northeast asian ( japanese, korean, northern chisese = world's saftest region to live, highest iq level, lowest crime rates, most feminine race, we look much younger than other races and have from very white skinned to yellow skinned people and very light brown hair to black haired people naturally) and I was so lucky I am from the one of the most advanced and amazing, powerful country (although my country is small in population and has very small land size and no resource)! if you call a woman who is from rhe most superior race slave or maid, what is you then? shit of monkey? or piece of garbage~?ㅋㅋ 폭소! I even do not want to spaek english but it is the only way to let you know the truth I want to tell you, mountain pigs! so please understand my bad english. I have been to all western european countries many times for 7 years latley and noticed the FACT you guys "white" european countries are about 10~20 years behind than where i live in sk and japan! Even the famous cities of that nazi germany and babarian viking scandinavian countries are 5-10 years less developed than where I am living~ so why are you so confident and proud telling you are the most superior race when your countries are less advanced in many parts than east asian countries?? ㅋㅋCRAZY?! ㅋㅋ you are losing your power and not a number 1 anymore~ㅋㅋ

>>725983504
You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!

Yeah, we haven't respected you for a long time. Just got to the point where we don't GAF about you anymore. Such is life.

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>>725982883
>>725983125

Ah, and here's the second wave. they cant post images to try to silence the board, so its gubberish copypaste.

Isnt it pathetic how afraid they are of actual discussion.

In another age, in another country, these people would've been the boot-licking informants of the East German Stasi, or the supporters of Pol Pot, executing those who wear glasses, for being "intellectuals".

God damn I hate this place. Repulsive people, acting like you funny. All of you are starting to get on my nerves. Now I can't sleep without thinking about you freaks. Do you think it's funny just saying "GRAND DAD XD"? Does it give you a speed of adrenaline? And to think that people used to think that this was a good channel. Demonic Freaks.

>>725974415
>We respected you all once

This is news to me

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>>725983577
I was doing this before the other idiot spammed pics. You're not that bright, are you?

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>>725983682
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete.....
ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ️Brother️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you † 3 back: you're off the martyr list️ 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

>>725983643
Donald trump really be that nigga tho and I ain't even fronting he a mans man for real... I saw some shit today about Bill Clinton sayin if a man don't like dogs I don't trust him ... Donald trump openLy hates dogs ... Tbh man havin a dog beta as fuck cleanin up his shit nigga only likes you cuz u feed it and shit... Nigga watches u and ur girl have sex n shit... Cuck shit.. Fuck dogs

>>725983621
how about you just shut the fuck up. dat boi is literally the most thought provoking meme in existence. you are clearly too young or stupid to understand its hidden meaning. so how about you go back to fucking iFunny and 9gag because that's clearly the only place that has memes for your level of intelligence you sad pathetic fuck. if you say one more fucking thing about dat boi i will make your life a living fucking hell. you got that?

>>725983752
Hello, I am playing CS:GO from Japan.
It is lately observed that a large number of Match Making game is with Odd Ranking match-up.
I am of "Supreme Master First Class" Player Rank. Normal time I get all Supreme Master First Class and Global Elite team mates. But, more and more often when I play, I get Legendary Eagle in my team. I just finish game after 3 times same pattern, and the Ranking Match is:
Me (Supreme Master First Class) 27-16 Team Player 2 (Legendary Eagle) 10-19 Team Player 3 (Legendary Eagle) 10-20 Team Player 4 (Distinguished Master Guardian) 8-19 Team Player 5 (Distinguished Master Guardian) 4-20
It is on Inferno map, and we lose for 8-16. On winned round it is possible because I am lucky to get many flashbang kill at Banana or House.
I hope not to offend feelings, but for honest and not lie, the thinking ability and especially aiming ability is not good for behind Legendary Eagle Master skill rank. I try throw Flashbang for new player but Subsequently not successful. Although they are good enough when they fight against own rank, when they are fight against other Supreme Master First Class, it is very hard to kill.
This is rare, but making more common by Valve. Maybe not enough people in Match Making Queue??
I hope this help to fix issue.
---Yunshan89

>>725983577
heh, that's not a half bad insult you just threw my way. But listen up kid, I might have told you I'm a real gamer, but I dont play around. If you fuck with me one more time looks at moon you will have the wolfpack on your tail, understood? Glad we sorted that one out smirks revealing fangs now go on and run off back to your friends before I change my mind. AROOOO

>>725983837
I can hardly control my emotions. I am shaking as I am typing this. I saw the tweet and I had to read it three times to truly believe it. Trump. Is. Finished. I heard several shrieks of joy from down the hall, signaling that my roommates saw the news as well. They ran into my room, arms flapping, and we embraced. Tears began to fall. The nightmare. Its finished.

>>725983621

its true. Up till the GW Bush era, the US was respected. Sometimes laughed at, when Reagan had his hot mic gaffes, sometimes boggled at, when Nixon get caught up in Watergate, but generally, respected.

and then Bush jr came in, and 9/11, and we had absolute, heartfelt sympathy. And you squandered it. you launched unjust wars against nations which hadnt done anything to you, in blind retaliation. and you lost all respect you had.
and then you voted obama in, and the hatred, the mindless racist shit your people got up to repulsed us. we saw the ugly underbelly of the US.
and now? now you voted trump in. and all respect is gone.

>>725983577
You fucking little pedo go die in your mums hands you fucking dick your mum only says she loves you but she dosent she loves me fucking her brains out I don't care if she ms old she's going to slavery now go DIE!!!!!

>>725983899
If you idiots even knew what the Kabbalah or a Magick Square is or how much power they possess, you wouldn't be laughing and posting such disrespectful, moronic and blasphemous remarks. That is why the secrets of Magick are reserved only for those few who are TRULY worthy of and RESPECT its power. And for those naysayers that retort, "I don't believe in magic..." let me assure you...it doesn't matter whether YOU believe or not because Magick does not need ANYONE'S approval or belief for its existence; it DOES EXIST, whether you believe or not. Just like atoms, bacteria, planets, stars and galaxies exist whether you believe in it or not. The only positive in all this is that since sooo many of you are obsessed with materialism, partying, drinking, shopping, twitter, facebook, sports, "reality" shows, sex, drugs and pornography it makes it that much easier to control you and your weak minds. So keep playing with your so-called "smart phones" that do all your thinking for you whilst I and the other Enlightened Beings take full control of this realm and make you our slaves.

>>725983878
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after. THE END

>>725983577
Do not eat fish after u drink water bc it can swim in ur stomach and u will feel gulugulu in ur stomach

>>725983577
You had asked me to write a review on your Profile Page, so here I am: Kid seems like a tool who lives at home with his mother. Spends his entire night after community college playing CS:GO because he couldn't get into a four year university and claims he is intelligent but has zero work ethic which will get him nothing less then a job at Kohl's. Has a relaitvely annoying voice, probably can't cook his own food and doesn't help his divorced mother around the house. I would recommend him getting a girlfriend to feel some moist vagina on his small pubicient penis. Fat chicks are okay for the first time. Seems like one of those "cool trendy" CS:GO players that utilizes upcoming terms such as; but not limited to "Rekt", "Scrub", "Pwned", "You mad Bro?", "Salty" and "Thirsty". He is also likely to drive around in his dead Grandmother's Buick LeSabre.

>>725976773
If you really believe this, I'm sad for your country You'll never get anywhere if you think less healthcare is going to help more people. You're never going to get anywhere if you think immigration harms any economy.
These opinions are not based in fact and you should really do some actual reading and thinking. Not listening to whatever is on brightbart tonight before you mastrubate.

>>725983978
Do not see the movie "Get Out". Most horrifying experience of my life and I am still currently shaking, in the hospital, basically in hiding.

I'm not a racist, first of all. I mean, I'm probably about as racist as the next guy. But even so, I thought I would enjoy this movie. The first five minutes were bearable. Key and Peele made some funny mad Obama jokes. But, as the only white man in the movie theatre, the experience only became more terrifying as time went on. My trepidation first began when I felt as though I was being watched when the ypipo first showed up onscreen. I could feel their glare burning into the back of my neck. After a sweating moment I turned around and saw a black family glaring at me, swiftly shifting their gaze back to the screen. Soon I started hearing people in the theatre talking, murmuring to themselves bout "cracker ass", "I'ma rape dat white ass", "honkey in the front row n sheeit", "betchu like Seinfeld huh cracka?" Only their murmurs slowly turned to audible declarations of wrath against the white man in the front row (me). They began moving toward me and I was sweating bullets. As soon as the movie ended I darted out the theatre but could hear a pack of them charging behind me, shouting whitey and white devil. I took my college degree from my pocket and threw it in their path, hoping to create an obstacle, but to no avail: they took no interest in any college degree. I threw the front doors of the theatre building open and pretty soon

>>725983577
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>>725983577
Fuk u BiCh i hAd SEX WiTh ur moM LaSt niGt aNd sHe my hARD insid hER!!IT WAS ! She waS LIkE oh bAbY dOnt anD i sAId but i donT waNt 2 DesTroY ur 2 hard and shE was likE I caN tAke ur ooH it feelS so Nice iN me! Then i PuLed ⬅️and al oVeR her AnD ⭕⭕ an She leT me ️️ her Cuz she was SO ! And Ur dAd cam in And Was like woAH huNy y?! She wAS liKE bc ur Sex sux n hes beTTer anD morE thEN uu! So i shot ur dad in the with my 21 SAvaGe uzzi and DiD 9\11 on his baLls and tebaGGed him LiKE HaLO 5 GAUiRDANS wich u SUK @ ohHHh! and I in ur m0m agin cuz she it so I gave her my and did yur kitty 2bcase Fuk anmals I don't give a fuc get them muZlums‍️‍️ out of my the gotta go to India where they coME from dont where ur fukin LAUNDrY on ur dam head or imma make CoLuMbiA look Lik a fuckn jokeBiCh no kidDIng. Ill rap you in the loker room showrs and noone wiLL belive at U when u tell them bc ur a dumb colored CunT u yeh I sed it I DOnt giv a damnn get in the kichen like a ‍️ and make me a hold tHE pICKles likE ur MOM did loLburn. I Am Bcum deth änd edGELorD i am fukkerS. Cum get meill u andu nosCoPe bitches u cant stEP on my Cod game i gotta 300:1 kD rato Fuk uuuuuu n00bs!

>>725984051
Liked “Happy SLUTS Patrick's day you sexy Irish potaHOE. If you're looking to get lucky and have daddy's shamerCOCK in your Pot of Gold tonight, make sure you DON'T wear green so he can pinch you all over .
Be sure to send this message to 10 of your luckiest potaHOES or you'll never get to cathoLICK daddy's snake again
Get 0-4 back you're stuck in the great Irish potatHOE famine of 1845
Get 5-9 back you're a red head with skill in bed
Get 10-19 back you're a leprachaun of loving
Get 20+ back your SLUT Patrick's personal snake charmer

>>725984046
First of all: You've made the wrong move there, bud. Second of all, and serious: I don't need you, a jackass, of all people, feeling like something you like is superior to something I like. I am allowed to like whatever the fuck I want, and your defense of "Oh, it's just a joke", is about as efficient as smashing eggs with a frying pan and saying "This is your brain on drugs." It doesn't work.

>>725983577
HEY MOD WHO JUST BANNED ME FOR "POSTING AND / OR REQUESTING CP"

NO CP WAS EVER POSTED OR REQUESTED IN THIS THREAD

YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE. PLEASE UNBAN ME. I AM CURRENTLY WAITING TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERIORS ON MIRC. PLEASE JOIN US TO GET THIS RESOLVED

THANK YOU

>>725983577
So, I want to explain something that keeps coming up what with uni admissions around the corner.
People feel that I'm unjustly giving up my love for philosophy and physics to pursue medicine, and thereby conforming to some vocational societal expectation. Well, funnily enough, this will require some philosophical explaining. So as well as the fact I do genuinely enjoy the sciences (I study all of them currently), I don't think we should make our hobbies, our professions. I can appreciate the mantra of following your passions and enjoying what you do, but in my opinion when we make a living out of our hobbies they cease to hold that same sense of escapist excitement and the mundaneness of their reality becomes exposed.
I can't speak for others, but it is certainly so in my case. Philosophy and physics are my hobbies, as is art and debating and many other things, but if I were to pursue any as a career I would become incredibly bored, incredibly quickly. My true passion is people. And whether I can interact with people by simply offering a helpful chat, administrating life saving treatment or improving their quality of life, I will always have lasting contentment. Okay, late night vent over.

>>725984113
Trump as a maths teacher: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

>>725984160
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>>725984189
I hope your parents die in a fucking car crash, causing you fall into a deep depression, after suffering and getting therapy for 7 years, you finally move on, and get a girlfriend, and then when you decide to marry her, the day before the wedding she jumps off a fucking bridge because she felt like she made a poor life choice. Then you fall back into depression, but this time there's now way out, you decide to fucking kill yourself, yet you arent able to do it the fast and easy way, you're forced to do it in the longest, most painful way possible jk

>>725983577
What if the concept of memes being at all funny, is itself, a dead meme? And I'm not talking about nonsensical memes that have zero context or logic, I mean the trend of making a meme, declaring it dead or unfunny and then demanding a new meme at the start of the next week? Making memes has become a meme. And rapidly, the meme of making memes will become unfunny. Not sure what the replacement is, but currently it's kind of like someone asking someone else to make them laugh like on the spot. It doesn't work.

Glorious copypasta is glorious

>>725983577
1) I was clearly refering to the 25 minute video that you showed in your own shitpost thingy. In fact here is what I said word for word: "I watched 10 minutes of the first one " The first one was clearly the 25 minute video, here is the timestamp - 0:12 -
2) I didnt spam I simply used paragraphs, but ya know you're a fucking idiot who didnt finish second grade so you never learned about paragraphs.
3) The word triggered was clearly being used as a joke since I was calling YOU the SJW because you were censoring my comments because you couldnt handle someone humilating you the way I did, twice in a row.
4) and no I am not a pedo, but you may be because YOU seualize little kids. Just saying... Also how much of a beta male do you have to be to insult Tumblr, that shit went out of fashion in 2014 LOL The only advantage you have over me, is that for people to see that Im right they have to read ALL my arguments. Because I break down and dismantle everything you say. I dont make up things or take them out of context, I break EVERYTHING down then prove why you're wrong. AAnd unless you can do that back to me, well enjoy sitting by the kiddies table Also BONUS round By your SAME logic, you just spammed my discord. But instead of being a crybaby and deleting your comments, I just humilate you. LOL. Its pretty clear who the intellectual superior is here

>>725983577
Her name might mean “love” in French, but this piquante Latina piece of tail arouses other body parts a lot more so than the heart. For you jerkers out there, it’s not the beating of the internal love organ, so much as the throbbing of the external love muscle, that Chloe Amour has such an effect on. This wholesome brunette with the wide smile is always ready to welcome a McStiffy into her throat to meet her tonsils. Chloe sucks cock as if, buried in the depths of the shaft, there’s nectar of the sex gods that could fill her entire tight body with permanent orgasmic shockwaves. She is a certified cum addict whose addiction is luckily satisfied by multiple entries into her sex-craved body. After the right amount of mouth coaxing, Chloe slides her skinny body right around to smother those dicks in her warm wet thigh lips. Watching this girl grind and drill her twat down on a cock is a guaranteed eye boner that will make you want to burst cum through every pore of your body and if Madame Amour were present, she’d gladly lap up every ounce of that jizz. Even though Chloe is getting more and more experienced in sucking and fucking with every one of her movies, she still rules the Latina teen scene by keeping her action young, fun, and totally ready for cum.

>>725984300
Do you have any oats brother? I am quite famished. Sorry brother, I've already begun eating the oats. I have very few oats brother, I must procure yours. Sorry brother, but you may have NO ÖATS That's it. YOU HAVE DISGRACED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. I was there for you, when you were just a baby. And this is the treatment you give me. I'll tell you a secret brother. I am a member of an organisation called "The Order of the Dark Oats". But there is a price to pay. You can't tell anyone else about this organisation. Not even your closest friends Brother, I am getting weaker by the second. Just tell me how to get the oats. We must first travel to another dimension. Now we must speak to the frog, named KEK.
Oh honourable KEK, can we please have some oats? NO ÖATS This is a true shame, indeed.

>>725983577
Y'call that thing danglin off your hip a sword? Looks like a butterknife! Y'll'not hurt anyone wielding a peice of tinfoil around. You'd be better off using your slippers for a weapon. THIS is a sword. And its bigger than yours
What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

>>725983577
Hoping to get LUCKY this St. Patrick's Day?? Want someone to rub you for luck? ️Maybe put their shamrockshake in your pot of gold?️ I sent this to you because you're one of my LUCKIEST hoes!!!!!!!!
Send this to TEN of ️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY bitches this St. Patrick's Day. You know, the ones that are big sluts butare lucky enough not to catch an STD!!!!!!️ If you don't send this ️around to 10 sluts you'll have BAD LUCK and contract 6 STDs in the next 24 hours! I BETTER get one back!

Lamelo ball is a God.
No one can match his shot.
Everytime he shoots the ball.
People know the three will fall.
People always hate on his game.
They're mad cuz their skills are so lame.
One day he will be better than lebron.
USA will win gold rather than bronze.
Lamelo Ball has such a great shot.
In his school he gets a lot of thots.
Lamelo ball is a God.
No one can match his shot.

>>725975686

enjoy the shitskins and migrants

its incredible to watch this thread.

its like a bunch of idiots, afraid of their own shadow, trying to drown out a single voice, by repeatedly screaming in thier face.

I actually feel sorry for them, to be that fragile, that afraid of dissent, that they cannot cope with the threat.

And they say the "liberals" are the snowflakes.

>>725983577
As you may know, I am fictive otherkin but these days I am transotherkin because I am transitioning into a cat. I feel this has always been who I am, and my fictive otherkin identity was a bit forced.
I'm learning how to eat cat food (which to be honest doesn't taste good at all) and I'm spending more time with cats. I've noticed a lot of attraction towards cats in general, but specifically female or trans cats (I know a male cat without a penis, it was emergency surgery but he is basically a trans male cat). I have found myself becoming VERY sexually attracted to my neighbor's cat Ruffle because I can tell she is a lesbian. I caught he licking another cat's vagina last week and I'm not going to lie, I watched for a really long time.
I know my attraction will never be consensual which is one reason I will never put it in action. I don't even know how I would have sex with a cat, and this is even causing me to question my demisexuality which is VERY fucking triggering. But I'm not going to hide from who I am, I find cats attractive. Period.
I also feel that Ruffle is an otherkin in the sense that she identifies as a human; her spirit is very human, and sometimes when looking at her I feel like I AM THE CAT and she's the person. So maybe sexual relations are possible down the road but for now it will have to be non-physical. She is actually older than me in cat years, so it's not an issue of statutory rape but it is still rape is she can't explicitly consent. Sigh.
Anyway, just wanted to get this off my chest. It's been a really conflicting week for me.

>>725984464
What the furher did you say about me, Anne Frank? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of being a dictator class, and I've been involved in many air strikes on Britain, and have gassed 6 million people. I am trained in being a complete as-dictator, and I'm the top person who committed suicide. I will gas you the fuck out with 0 precision, which is common of the German Army. Mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit on the journal, Anne Frank? I have German spies everywhere, and your journal is being tracked by a stupid as fuck cat. A storm of gas is coming which will wipe your pathetic thing called "life". You're gonna die, little Jew. I can kill you in 2 ways, and that's with my gas chamber.
Not only am I trained in "Gas 'em all combat", I have complete control of the German army, which I will use to wipe your stupid smile off Europe, Anne Frank. If only you never written a Journal about me. You should have been caught and gassed. Hold your fucking pencil next time.
But you wouldn't listen to the furher. Instead, you had to write in it, revealing my plans, and you're gonna fucking pay, you and your Jewish kind. I WILL shit gas all over you, and you will suffocate.
Du bist verdammt vergossen, kiddo. (Geschrieben von einem verrückten und dummen 12-jährigen)

>>725984464
Im a food lover and blogger and I want to make a change. I have loved food ever since I watched a Jamie Oliver christmas special back in 2006. My love for food and specifically helping younger people have grown over the years and now I want to kick up a fuss and make GCSE Food Technology compulsory The number of children taking Food Technology at GCSE is dropping. Too many kids nowadays are growing up not knowing how about food, with around 2 million children growing up with just one parent-it is questionable that mums and dads just don't have the time to teach their children how to cook/bake. The Department of Education quite clearly is TOO focused on wanting the children of the future to grow up to become more academic.

>>725984464
Boy :boy::skin-tone-5: I'm sipping tea :tea: in yo hood :homes: What the fuck is up :arrow_up: , you buttercup? Purrp in that blunt :smoking:, smoking suicide bloody blunts Pussy boy :boy::skin-tone-5: you talking shit for Twitter :bird: , it ain't adding :heavy_plus_sign: up How these pussy :cat: niggas :man::skin-tone-5: moving day to day I've had enough Post with that fucking blade :dagger: , bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'll skin your face Dick :eggplant: on that fucking gun :gun: , I love it when they run :runner::skin-tone-5: Fuck all that talking shit :poop: , do that shit for fun Fuck 'round with these niggas :man::skin-tone-5:, aye Stab :knife: a body- fuck do you mean? Post with that Glock :gun: and that beam Put :put_litter_in_its_place: that shit right :arrow_right: in yo' spleen, aye Run :runner::skin-tone-5: through yo hood :homes:, aye Fuck nigga :man::skin-tone-5: what's really good, aye My niggas :two_men_holding_hands::skin-tone-5: wish that you would, aye, aye
Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo hood, what the fuck is up :arrow_up:? Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo hood, what the fuck is up :arrow_up:? Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo hood, what the fuck is up :arrow_up:? Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo, aye, aye Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo hood, what the fuck is up :arrow_up:? Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo hood, what the fuck is up :arrow_up:? Bitch :woman::skin-tone-5: , I'm sippin tea :tea: in yo hood, what the fuck is up :arrow_up:?

>>725984464
Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly subreddit. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.

>>725984464
I am a 12-dimensional lasaga. The universal constant is lasaga, everything that haped so far in the univers is leading up to this moment of your sory ass giving me some lasaga. if U don’t give me lasaga the univers will coplapse and all of us will die

>>725984464
NO...I FUCKING DID NOT!!! 1st of all fuckers...whats this lets shit? If it takes more than one of you guys to prove your point....then your a pussy! 2nd...I HAD KNOW IDEA HOW OLD SHE IS...OR EVEN HOW TO CONTACT HER!!!! And regardless, Im NOT A FUCKING PERV ya little bastards...so go fuck yerselves with bullshit weak ass gang mentality, and realize that if you dont grow the fuck up and get a job...get a life...and be responsible....you will NEVER be able to seriously support ANY woman! So, you can take your down ass 'aye gang' ..."lets jump his ass" idea and put it away in a little box inside your heads gentlemen! Cuz, not only do I have people (much like your own) but...IM NOT A FUCKING CHIMO, RAPO, or any other kinda fuckin SICKO.... Understand fucko? Besides, ive already got a new girlfriend...as of taday fellas. So lay off!!! And, please remember...one act of violence, performed in and with hasty judgement will not only offer YOU the consequences of reprocutions...but, ya prolly end up fuckt up worse than me...BEFORE you go to prison. Wishen ya never would have decided to act on an impulse...hurt someone you dont even know, for a reason that in YOUR perspective was chivalrous...but, in reality had NO JUST CAUSE, because...nothing ever even happened in the 1st place, and i wasnt even ALL THAT serious nor interested in your friend to begin with!!!!! See? I was only making idle chit chat...because i WAS single up until just last night. No bullshit. SO CHILL OUT FELLAS...im cool, ask around on the streets. Im a decent guy, and im not even tryin to get with whats her name... ()....anyway! So...peace out and good morning fellas, seriously...have a good day guys, ive gotta get rollin for work right now. So, im done wasting time with here!!! Sincerely, God bless you both..(cameron ).. Have a nice day!

>>725984464
I was only 19 years old I loved Mao so much, I had all the quotations and little red books
I pray to Mao every night before bed thanking him for the wondrous socialist life I've been given.
Mao is love, I say, Mao is life
My reactionary landlord overhears me and calls me a commie traitor
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Mao
I called him a bourgeois oppressive capitalist roader
He slaps me and sends me to go to harvest grain for rent
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its the glorious heat of our Sun in the Sky Chairman Mao
I am so happy
He whispers into ear "this is our New China”
He grabs me with his powerful Hunanese hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I engage in Mass Line for Mao
He penetrates my frontlines with guerrilla forces
It hurts so much but I do it for Mao
I can feel my reactionary tendencies tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Mao
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my soul with his knowledge of People’s War
My landlord walks in
Mao looks him straight in the eye and says "Three Years Reconstruction, Ten Years Planned Economic Construction".
Mao leaves by taking a Great Leap Forward out of my window

Mao is love, Mao is life.

>>725984464
Fuck outta here Carl with your yeeyee ass hair cut. While you been jerkin that little dick off to Jimmy's mom, my nigga Bolbi been skeetin on that shit since day one nigga, been slap slap slap and clap clap clapin them titties around while you and that bitch boy Sheen been breaking your fingers off in eachothers assholes, my guy.

>>725984464
What the actual fuck, you cunts? Seriously?
You're talking about one of the hottest streetwear designers since Max Vanderwoude, with high level connections at all the major fashion design schools, the top factories in Italy and NY and major distribution networks in America, Asia and Europe and major design publications. I have more streetwear mentors than anyone else in the game through high-end and calculated networking for over 12 years, so yeah, I am taking it seriously. I can't stand these critics on here acting like they are the hottest shit, when they are doing basic art and design online community college classes. Clearly most of them do not understand the gravitas of my skillset, my clout and my design skills. My shit is MINIMAL and pushing boundries. None of this text on Gildan shit. I'm sorry you don't get it.

>>725984464
Listen here, fuckers. It's totally okay to have sex with dogs. I mean, they have wee wee's and vaginas, just like us humans. Obviously it was meant to be. I would even go as far as to say that having sex with other humans is gross, and that we should all have coitus with canines. My brother has a German Shepard, and every night i let him fuck me in the ass and cum inside me, and its perfectly fine. I love it when his big cock squeezes into my ass, as i make my big, round, smooth cheeks bounce against his hard hard groin. Fuck you if you think this is disgusting, like if you agree.

>>725984464
Once laying flat on my back jacking off, my load ended up in/on my mouth. No big deal, and and nothing gay about it, just the trajectory the squirt took that time. No chance to duck it

>>725984464
No, you're just a loser who wants to argue on the internet. Good luck with your false superiority complex.

>>725984464
Fam fam fam God I can't take it no more Jesus Christ just say family what the hell and who came up with this short term word for family somebody smack them really really hard again don't ever call me fam as the ones that no don't it's very offending 2 me don't no why but it is just say family it's so fucking disrespectful if u look at somebody as family yes simply say that's what's up or whatever family not no fam bullshit

>>725984464
So this is the website that hacked Emma Watson. You guys disgust me. I’m a feminist and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. I don’t see how any of you have the right to hack another woman's private photos, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to hack a woman's phone just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cum dumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month. I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally. I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

>>725984464
Seems like all the girls I meet are just into normie music, like what's currently in the charts, or really boring genres like Hiphop or Rap, no interest for culture whatsoever. I can't count the times I've tried to start a discussion about Beethoven's piano concertos with a cutiepie only to find out that the only Beethoven piece she knows is Für Elise, and most of the times not even that.

It just shows how hard it is for cultured men like myself to find a female partner who is intellectually on the same level.

>>725984464
I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.
Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.
But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

>>725984978
Why not just have a bunch of floppy disks filled with your semen methodically placed in a specific arrangement to create a unorthodox puzzle that when arranged opens your third eye as you smoke the marajoannah at the time of 4:19 A.M. QRD time this makes memes visible for a 3,000 mile radius and every child in its wake pregnant with your seed as they have seizures from the dankness.

>>725984464
Hi I'm Timothy! And I'm Dying of cancer! I have a request before I go...Slap those BIG titties all over my prepubescent face I wanna SUCC that tainty milk out of your body ‍️then SEARCH ‍for my millimeter peter sit on it spread your yellow juices all over me If you don't OBEY ‍️ I'll slap your bitch FACE and FINGER YOU until your cummies turn RED enough to drink

>>725975784
yeah, it aint happening
merit based immigration, remember?
hard to get work visas, and limited at that.

we also have an obscure law that has been coming back into use lately: if you're a temporary resident or immigrant and you are convicted of a crime and sentenced to more than 6 months of jail time you can be immediately deported back to your home country.

in regards to the latter, how many beaners do you know that can go any period of time without breaking the law?

wetbacks, maybe yeah. but not for long. more like we have to watch out for the slant eyed savages flooding the west coast.

>>725984464
Cashier: That'll be $3.65.
Student Athlete: 365 ? dam right ! Im on my grind ! all day. nonstop. 24/7. 365 days. no losses ! rip uncle Ben

>>725984981
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE

RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN

POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA

PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS

EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN

GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

>>725984464
So I was watching a CBT (Cock-ball torture) cei ( eating instruction) joi (jerk off instruction) and the girl (yes, I like girls just because I like my cum doesn't mean I'm gay I will never even touch another man's cum) said "put super glue on yo dick" first I thought "is this a good idea?" Then I was just like "I'll take a shower after" so I put the superglue on the tip like instructed, and I came. NOTHING. I felt it build at the top then slowly leak back down. I got in the shower tried rubbing it and peeing it didn't work... I had to go to the doctors, I could see his face was like "wtf". The second he removed it cum and piss BLASTED EVERYWHERE. So embarrassed. It got on his face! I left, drove home and jerked off again. Then my friend called and said "bro why tf was superglue on yo dick bitch" I said "how u know?" He said he was in the next room for stitches. Im not gonna say the truth so I said "I was taking a piss in a public bathroom and someone ran in and sprayed superglue" I ate a edible to try to forget about this, and cooked up bacon. I just went to the bathroom and a little piece of superglue flew out. It also felt SO GOOD when the cum went everywhere at the doctor's, best orgasm ever. My dick stings Everytime I cum or pee. It'll be gone in 1 week he said. TL;DR put superglue all over my dick, went to doctors removed it and cum and pee went all over his face

>>725985077

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'path'let'phile'like'ious'ant'script'ance'iatric'ite'emia'ory'age'ian'phone'ism'arium'ac'fy'ology'ure'pnea'ency'opia'loger'plegia'sophic'ent'hood'otomy'ward'ectomy'algia'orium'tude'cule'scribe'ization'crat'ade'gonic'onym'dom'ship'ic'ical'ial'ize'dox'itis'uous'scope'cycle'osis'ible'ular'acity'etic'cide'ative'plegic'ware'ese'ocity'sion'phyte'trophy'oma'ary'tome'scopy'ily'sect'ern'ist'esque'some'logist'phobia'iasis'pathy'ostomy'ling'ment'opsy'ee'oid'gam'gamy'cracy'ate'ine'oholic'aholic'escence'wise'arian'est'ness'eer'sophy'ette do you thinkst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'path'let'phile'like'ious'ant'script'ance'iatric'ite'emia'ory'age'ian'phone'ism'arium'ac'fy'ology'ure'pnea'ency'opia'loger'plegia'sophic'ent'hood'otomy'ward'ectomy'algia'orium'tude'cule'scribe'ization'crat'ade'gonic'onym'dom'ship'ic'ical'ial'ize'dox'itis'uous'scope'cycle'osis'ible'ular'acity'etic'cide'ative'plegic'ware'ese'ocity'sion'phyte'trophy'oma'ary'tome'scopy'ily'sect'ern'ist'esque'some'logist'phobia'iasis'pathy'ostomy'ling'ment'opsy'ee'oid'gam'gamy'cracy'ate'ine'oholic'aholic'escence'wise'arian'est'ness'eer'sophy'ette you are?

>>725985077
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.

>>725975748
i believe it's called 'liberalism'

Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>725985009
Indeed, it seems in addition to promoting the gay agenda and giving your children ADHD-lite, the popular children's television show, "Spongebob Squarepants" is brainwashing YOUR children into becoming Progressive-pinko-lefty-leftist-liberal-hippie-tree hugging-class warfare mongering-hipster-hippie-feminist-race baiting-success hating-moonbat-bleeding heart-elitist-Marxist-Communists.

In the episode in question, "Squid on Strike", Job creator/restaurant owner Eugene "Mr." Krabs sees profits go down 3 dollars from the previous month at the Krusty Krab. He then (for a little extra cash) decides to charge his employees, Squidward and Spongebob, money for breathing, talking, standing, existing, lollygagging and chewing. In response, Squidward recruits Spongebob to go on strike, in an obvious example of leftist class warfare.

The following are real quotes from the labor leader/Union thug himself, Squidward Tentacles:

"Well, I for one, am not paying that cheapskate Krabs one cent, and I suggest you do the same. We've got to unite as workers, and demand the respect we deserve from the boss! In fact, you and I should go on strike!"

"We must get rid of our uniforms, they are a symbol of our oppression."

"Attention people of Bikini Bottom, you have been cheated and lied to! The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We will saw the foundations of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the peoples' will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!

"Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification."

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

>>725985184
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.

>>725985159
fuck i get high as fuck with my marijuana dealer every friday!!! we smoke!! we dab!! we smoke the marijuana for hours!!!!!!

marijuana brownies!! now that ones a classic !! i just mix those marijuana brownies right up with my bong water and i get so high!! by the way u wont believe the wacky things i do when im high! lol!

Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?

>>725985275
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.

>>725984464
I am 13 ? mature for my age, however! ? and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order ? of course ? but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

>>725985265
This is a good start. I have a similar, yet not so cool experience. I'm in school right now; I get my bachelors in computer engineering this year. A few years ago I had no ambition, and I was depressed all the time. Then I sort of snapped. I looked in the mirror shirtless, and did not like what I saw. What the hell, allall, you're better than this, YOU know it. I decided to get up six days a week for the gym, every morning. It wasn't easy but I did it. A huge help was preworkout and blasting music, mixed with my own disappointment in myself to push me forward. After a while it became a necessity to go; if I didn't, I felt like crap all day long. Then it started to get that way with my schoolwork too. I guess when you learn discipline at the gym you learn it in other ways as well. Slowly I started to push my GPA up; it still is terrible, but now people will actually hire me if I can prove to them that I can work hard. I'd been met with failure my whole life. A failed marriage, flunking out of Community College, crappy relationships and jobs. But now all of that has fallen by the wayside because I decided to take a stand for once in my life. What I'm trying to say is, you keep going. Don't give up. With the gym, but also school. You get up, and you work your ass off every day until you hit that goal. You are not a failure. You may have failed, but that doesn't make you a failure. Build from nothing, and yes, you are going to have to work twice as hard as anyone else to climb the mountain. But you're going to do it. Sorry for the rant. I hope to hear more stories from you.

>>725984464
ive been married for 10 years with a hot white qt and i must admit there is nothing i am less interested in than talking to this subhuman

shes even "redpilled" but still a woman and still has very little intellectual variety to offer

>>725985368
nigga she suck my dick so good nigga i started crying literally tears of fucking joy came down my face nigga when i say she throw that ass back when we fucking nigga i literally get pushed back my nigga last week she cooked a nigga a steak so good nigga i took a bite and i bust a nut in my pants and i ate the whole steak nigga so you think of how many nuts i bust in my motherfucking pants nigga

>>725985415
I'm pregnant and when my boyfriend was on his way back from the cinema and id meet him at his house.his brother brought me into him house and he told me his brother was running late.he was being a gentleman and one thing led to another and we had unprotected sex.that was a fortnight ago and now ive just found out I'm pregnant! I dont know how to tell my boyfriend.he'd be heart broken.any tips how to break the news ? and baby names? both genders ??

thanks no mean comments thruthfull answers! im not a TROLL