REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW..

O I SWEAR
REPOST THIS AGAIN BITCH
I WANT YOU TO
GET ON MY COCK WHORES
I AM THE GREAT SATAN
WHITEPOWER CUCKS
OOOOO I HATE WHORES MANG
THE FUCK BRO?
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT NIGGAAAAH
WHAT U GONNA DO NIGGAAAAA
IM THE NIGGEST NIGGAAAAA

O WOT

>>725969102
Let's see if it works

deliver unto me an Asian as above

>>725969102
but im gay nibba

Posting in TWO gf tomorrow threads in a row for confirmed 2 girlfriends in 1 day!!!

>>725969102
I don't think so, but lets test your powers.

>>725969102
Last time I tried it worked!

But my wife wasn't happy with that.

>>725969413
too late you already posted you are straight now!!!

>>725969102
well might as well

Worth a shot

>>725969102
ok

Eh I might have a date tonight so fuck it

Ok

can i have a cheeseburger instead?

ok

>>725969102
Please, gods...

>>725969102

Ok.

Might as well

Ok legit

>>725969102
rolling

Gf pls

I dont believe it ( would be paradox if it would)

44 yr old kissless virgin here

>gf pls

File: 1414872160125.gif (114KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 200x200px

word?

>>725969102
lets hope a

>>725971228
i'll sacrifice my next gf please get this guy a gf

REPLY

>>725969102
Pls

>>725969102

well...

>>725971481
thank you anon

please god, i need a gf. can someone give me some tips?

K

>>725969102
Buying gf 100k gold

File: 1369907852070.gif (979KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

979KB, 320x240px

>>725969102

Eh, why not

Pls, work this time

>>725969102
I want to believe...

File: 59c9a673142117963429297577_700wa_0.gif (545KB, 500x206px) Image search: [Google]

545KB, 500x206px

I have osteoporosis

impossible

>>725969102
I hope for a nice Azn qt

>>725969102
Please please please

File: pepe-book.jpg (49KB, 416x700px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 416x700px

fake and gay

oh boy I can't wait for this to work :^)

>>725969102
Shitty bait get saged

>>725969102
Oki

>>725969102
just in case

Better not lie

Please

This time it will work!!!!!!!!

>>725969102
>NOTTINGHAM
lol

>>725969413
In that case, you will DIE tomorrow.

>>725969102
lul

Ok

ard

How desperate are you fuckers?

File: Flag_of_Mongolia.svg.png (3KB, 300x150px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 300x150px

78y78y

File: 1410785487128.jpg (1MB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1200px

>>725969102

I have depression

I haven't got anything to lose

>>725969102

>>725969102
oh boy howdy

Sweet

File: Cyo4QNKXcAIVMZw.jpg (45KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 768x1024px

>>725973870

>>725969102

witness me

>>725969102
plz and thx

Plz

>>725969102
give me them asian fatties

Nothing to lose

Give me an Asian gf

>>725969102
No I won't

>>725969102
Oh please that'd be fun..
I'd share her with my wife :D

>>725971708
get off 4chan, work out and stop being so gay.

>>725969102

Here we go

Yep k

ok

>>rollin

Please

>>725969102
Just fug me up senpai

Posting because I'm a very lonely person desperate to try anything

Yeah right

>>725969102
kkk

File: mu0g42rAJ91rdsufgo1_500.gif (908KB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google]

908KB, 500x282px

>>725969102

Dag Lonneke

lololololol

>>725969102
sure thing nigga

Bam

>>725969102
Replying...

>>725969102
okay

alright 2 threads 2x my chances lets go

r0ll

lets go

>>725969102
I call bullshit

>>725969102
yeah, that and shit butterflies

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yay

this one too?

If trips i post muh dick

I call bullshit

DUBZ

I AM RICH

>>725969102
My nama cunt

Nah

ok whatever

>>725969102
Thank you senpai

I really hope this chick works out for me

>>725969102
Wish me luck.

>>725969102


Got Dubs in the other thread.

Please let me just settle down.

I'm almost 26. I want atleast one kid before I turn 30.

My Dad didn't try and achieve anything really until he was married and had me.

I kinda know deep down that I will be a better person and work harder once I have kids too.

>>725969102
fuck it

>>725969102
Heh, if only...

File: 1465544157638.png (162KB, 543x600px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 543x600px

>>725969102

>>725976593


No cigar. already got Dubs in the last thread tho. 99.

lets just give it one more roll to see if I might get more on the side I want in the relationship tho and It's not just a dead end.

Even not, ill still at least go outside and check my mail since I got dubs.

>>725969102
but what if have gf already

>>725969102
One can hope

whats this shit

Yes pwease

>>725969102
cute one yes

Maybe this time

>>725969102
seems legit

>>725969102
KK

pls mom

hope

I don't know if I want that

>>725969102
Please

>>725969102
JUSTICE

>>725969102
Ponyo

This could be a curse in disguise

>>725969102
LOOK AT THESE FAGS THINKING IT WILL WORK

>>725969102
ok

>>725977394
ikr thinking this will work haha what a bunch of fags hahaaa...

I wish

Leggo

>>725969102
I need one soon :-(

>>725969102
You obviously don't know me well enough to know that I am not capable to talk like a normal person.

This time it will work

ok

Cheggim

@ party tonight

>>725969102
ok

>>725969102
rolling for a mistress.

Ok

Aight den.

k

This worked before, so I'll do it again.

>>725969102
ok

finally

Impossibrew

omgd

File: 1488664292060.jpg (4KB, 326x67px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 326x67px

I have a date tomorrow... near my house... it's a possibility

plz anongods

Ok

Got a date tonight so give me some of that meme magic

At this point I have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Let's give it a go.

>>725969102
Niggers

Doibg it

>>725969102
Fuck it what's the worst thing that can happen.

>>725969102

>>725969102
no

I hope so

ill call bullshit but fuck it i could use one

>>725969102
k

Ok thank

>>725969102
i just want someone to one night stand not a grillfriend

ty fam

K

>>725969102

And so my watch begins.

I dont want girlfriend...
I want chocolate.

K

>>725969102
appreciate

>>725969102
owo

>>725969102
Make it real

>>725969102
I REPLIED NOW I SHALL RECIEVE

>>725969102
please be yuu-chan
please don't be yuzu
definitely please don't be ayaka and definitely not kyouko
i'd take non-chan if i had to
or nagisa.

>>725969102
fuckk off

Give me a fucking gf NOW.

I cant belive its finnaly happening

It's quite sad that I'm replying to this

>>725969102
please

plis

Bored of these now...

>>725969102
Not even meme magic can help me, anon...

>>725969102
lets try

As long as its not a nigger

>>725969102
ok

DO IT!!!!

meh why not

Reply reply

>>725969102
5/7

i need to make better use of my time

>>725969102
nice M E M E

>>725969102
I hope so

>>725969102
Op just because you put a dress on doesn't make you a girl

let`s give it a try

Just in case

Hey guys im new at this but pls check out my twitch channel kurtles_ id really appreciate it and pls be nice :)

>>725969102
what?

>>725969102
Why tho

>>725969102
can't hurt to try

>>725980135
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

just in case

>>725969102
(you)

>>725969102
worth a shot m8

no bamboozle pls

>>725969102
be the ball

lul

5 bucks says this shit wont happen.

>>725969102
hjfhfj

>>725969102
She's saying
> look at me
> look how fertile i am
> Give me resources and semen

>>725969102
Hoppefully

>>725980488
Dubs confirmed it.

Meh why not

>>725969102
what if like.. i already have one?
do i get another one?

Fuck them hoes

>>725969102
it won't hurt to try

>>725969102
But... I already have 2 girlfriends. Does this mean one of them is gonna leave me tomorrow?

can't hurt to try

Okay

>>725969102

Fine.

amen

no u

>>725969102
Alright

Uh huh

>>725969102
Legit?

>>725969102
meh

>>725969102
:D

>>725969102
oh boy oh boy ;^)

>>725969102
thank you basegod

aight

>>725969102
Pls be a qt pls im begging you op

>>725969102
michelle

Booger Snot

Post time stamps

IK

Tits

Sure

Hit me baby one more time.

>>725969102
ok

Test

>>725969102
Maybe in my dreams

K

hi

>>725969102
Benis

pleeeeeaaaase D':

>>725969102
yea

>>725969102
Egg

Lets try it... Better than nothing

This sims just said

If God wills it, it shall be done

This better work

oyis

>>725969102
this better be working

>>725969102
Woop

>>725969102
please

>>725969102
Plsss

ye boi

>>725969102
baby oh

File: 689.jpg (13KB, 235x279px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 235x279px

>>725969102
Can't wait to tell my wife!

bet

>>725970281
>might
>gf after one date
kek, your virginity is showing
>>725970335
im with this guy, i already have a gf

please!

>>725969102
Finally

File: 1487516519000.jpg (37KB, 604x340px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 604x340px

>>725969102
Stooooooopppppppppppppppp

I'm fucking desperate enough by now

>>725981922
>look at me im mrcoolguy with gf
faggit

Why the fuck not.

>>725969102 #believe

>>725969102
it doesn't have to be her though right? cause I like a little pubic hair

>>725969102
pls

>>725969102
.

One gf plz

love

>>725969102
Ayy lmao

Need it

>>725976593
>>725976746
Most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed being posted on /b/.

pls gib tinderdate

sure thing

Will you be my gf anon?

>>725969247
kill yourself.

>>725969102
http://www.streamstrip.com/

for good luck

>>725969102
ok

>>725969102
Kek willz it

The same as me I was the first person anyway

>>725969102
You better be right OP.

>>725969102
lies

>>725969102
plz

>>725969102
Reply

File: image.jpg (129KB, 736x981px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 736x981px

>>725969102
Okay

gimme gf pls

I'll bite

dbt

>>725969102
>Se respira a estas horas
bocanadas de aire de una atmósfera inquieta.
Cruzan puñales de silencio, lívidos
puñales de silencio innominado.
Ni un rumor, ni una hazaña secreta,
ni un vencido poblado.

El dolor más oscuro cava incesantemente.
Muerde la boca su vencida lengua, y chupa
la sangre airada que tiene un sabor a gente.
Galopa la brisa con la muerte en la grupa.

>>725969102
Ayy

>>725969102
Worth a shot, trying to convince my on/off gf to cut the shit and just settle down for a bit