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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>725967804
Fuck off nigger
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Kys
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>>725967804
Jokes on you I'm gay
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I want one :D
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K
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Impossible
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ok
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kk
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Im gay
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still posts even though it wont work
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yes please
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>>725967892
>>725967903
Admit it anon, you're desperate for a gf
No need to insult op
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wait, really?
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>>725967804
can't hurt to try am i rite
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Bet
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Yeah sure, lol
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No I fucking won't.
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Already have one.
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K
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jimi the kewl
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>>725967804
are you sure? I can't trust negro voodoo.
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>>725967804
i already have 8 year old girldfriend so kys
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I hope so. Have a nice Day.
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k
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try me bitch
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Sure man
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Seems legit
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Hyo
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You fat lier, OP.
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>doubt intensifies
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>>725967804
yeah okay
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>>725968157
>Desperate for a gf
I just broke up two months ago...
Fuck off nigger
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Well...
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Just don't let my wife know.
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ok
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We wuz kaings
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DO IT FAGGOT
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Hope this is true op
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>>725967804
i would like to have dat particular gf. thank you.
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>>725967804
k
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>>725967804
how convenience
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kys fag
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TO THIS THREAD
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>>725967804
I don't want a girlfriend.
I just wanna be left alone.
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wow rlly???
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>>725967804
dd
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Okay
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>>725967927
Me too :D
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>>725967804
lol nope
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>>725967804
niggers
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What will the twist be?
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mfw no gf
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>>725967804
bump
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>>725967804
help me
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I have a girlfriend now so

will I have a new girlfriend or do I just keep the old one?

Do i still need to post in this thread?
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>>725967804
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>>725969077
checked. nobody on 4chen has gf. you are lie.
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>>725967804
Kill yourself, you attention seeking faggot.
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>>725968916
MODS????????
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fuck you
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I believe.
Which is why I am always disappointed.
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>>725967804
Because these threads ever work.
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I doubt it tbh
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>>725967804
Sad.life
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I know it's not gonna happen, but false hopes keeps me alive for some days and gives me energy to wake up in saturdays, hope you guys actually get a gf some day
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>>725967804
I replied, now enjoy your little hit of dopamine.
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>>725967804
REPLYING
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Woop woop woop
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Jokes on me I won't see her tomorrow.
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Thank you OP
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>>725967804
I wish for once this worked.
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ok
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good
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>>725967804
Reply
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Gay nigga
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meme
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>>725967804
sadly replying
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If it be the Will of Kék.
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Rip
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GL hf
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sounds nice
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>>725967804
yes
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Key says nein
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>>725967804
REPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLYREPLY
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I hate these
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>>725967804
Kys
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Yas finally
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>>725967804
REPLY
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>>725967804
uhhh
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prove it.
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I don't believe you fucker
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my name is jeff
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k
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Eat some pussy
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hi
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My Autism made me list this.
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THats a fucked photo
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holy moly
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>>725968916
kek dummer wichser^^
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>>725967804
Finally
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>>725967804
Wish that was true
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>>725967804
Gf pls
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i dont trust you op
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Why not
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k
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Tiddies
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I dont belieb it (paradox if it still does work)
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k
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But i am a girl
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I believe.
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k
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I'm down
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>>725967804
>implying i would fall for that, what i actually did
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Lol, if only it was that easy.
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>>725967804
Fuck it
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Ok
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Really ?
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>>725967804
ok my boy
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>>725967804
who's the hottie
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>>725967804
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>>725967804
why makeup injury. looks dumb
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I'm game for another gf
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>>725967804
but why
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>>725967804
Well I'm not gonna get one any other way
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aa
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>>725967804
oh hell yeah!
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>>725967804
Hope she's to my standards and I'm to hers
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>>725967804
cunt
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>>725967804

Doubt it.
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>>725967804
faggot
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>>725967804
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Yeah a gf would be nice
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>>725967804
Heh, like I''m going to relpy..
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yay
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ok.
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>>725967804
BULLSHIT
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>>725967804
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Not taking any chances.
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>>725967804
Probably not
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>>725967804
pls God, let me get a delicious corean grill
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How can I get a girlfriend if I don't plan on leaving my house this weekend?
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>>725967804
Good joke
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>>725967804
Ayy
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>>725967804
fuck you faggot
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>>725967804
Okay
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ok
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>>725967804
K
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>>725967804

Lets go.
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This time it will work!!!
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Plz
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>>725967804
check
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>>725967804
pls
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Bacon
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>>725967804
yeah sure
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>>725967804
hello
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>>725967804
mkay
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>>725967804
K
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>>725967804
what happened to that bitches face
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>>725967804
"girlfriend"
are you assuming my sexual preferences?
did you just fucking assume my gender boi?
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X
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:P
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>>725973138
Yes
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Can't risk it
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>>725967804
lets see
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>>725967804
This is magic
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K
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>>725967804
Kill me
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>>725967804
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zoubidouwacherry
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Plz
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First time I've ever posted in one of these, making a move on a Luna Lovegood looking qt tonight; wish me luck.
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please help me
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Op is nigger
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Plz
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Plz
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é_è
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>>725967804
OP here i'm a salty virgin
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>>725967804
bullshit
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>>725967804
.
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>>725967804
I need a red and two bloos
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Ok
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Come no
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>>725967804
fatties come my way please
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>>725967804
ayy
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>>725968517
Damn, joke I was going to post was already posted
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you're my leader
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>>725967804
K fam
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>>725967804
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buying gf press 1234
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Praise kek
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>>725967804
Not realistic am at work and i have to ride home, and tomorrow i'll only visit car wash and mechanic.
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might work. I am chatting with a girl that i have been crushing hard on, so this might work
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[spoiler]sgdfklhjkhjlsdgf[/spoiler]
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I hate Blacks
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>>725967804
yes pls
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Well, nothing to lose right?
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op is a chimp
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I wish
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Test
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>>725974221
I hope it will, i hope it will!
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fuck off
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plz
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Fake and gay
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>>725967804
flex
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It's destiny, stars are aligning. Life is seriously setting this up and giving her to me. Only one thing can go wrong.
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>>725967804
I just want to be loved
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You never know.
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>>725967804
why not
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Let's hope
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I hope i get gf with feminine penis
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The girl in question will know about our relationship?
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>>725967804
You owe me.
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Goddamn
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Pls Aimee
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Why would I want some retard that puts bacon on her nose?
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Check out my singles
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>>725967804
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It's time
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>>725967804
>mfw i'm putting more faith in a thread than myself.
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>>725967804
fine
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>>725967804
plz
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>>725967804
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>>725967804
Ayyyyyy
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I'd still want to kill myself
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>>725967804
A horse girlfriend?
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Replying
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Yes!
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>>725967804
got nothing to lose
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lel
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reply
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>>725967804
is she going to be pretty?
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mfwnogf
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k
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http://www. streamstrip.com/
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Please
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Fuck you for messing with my mind
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Nah
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d
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>>725967804
Well I guess we'll see won't we
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>>725967804
I don't believe you
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>>725967804
why not
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>>725967804
fuck it
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muh guy
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>>725967804
really?
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k
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Can't hurt
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>>725967804
trips for me and i get gf
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sup cunts
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Dubs says it'll be the woman of my dreams.
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Bet
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Plz I want a gf
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John Paul 2nd fucked little kids
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>>725967804
Yes pls
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>>725967804
k. blonde for once maybe?
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>>725967804
Doubt it
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Am i desperate? Yes
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>>725967804
What happened here..
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If kek wills it
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ok
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>>725967804
But what if I don't need one?
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What is up with the picture???
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please
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yey
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that sounds like too much of a commitment
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>>725967804
este lugar da me un dolor de cabeza
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Lies, all lies
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rolling pls
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>>725967804
What if, tho?
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>>725967804
Ok
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why the fuck would I even need one?
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Deus vult!
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>>725967804
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ok , sure
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Was planning on asking a girl out tomarrow so i guess i have to reply
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>>725968839
Ayyyyy
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>>725967804
roll for gf
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Ok
>>
>>
>>725967804
fuck you...
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whatever man
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>>725967804


Just make her the one.

I'm just ready to activate my Dad powers like my Dad did when he had kids.
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Ggcfhnv
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>>725967804
replaying
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>>725967804
replying to this thread
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>>725967804
i wish
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>>725976199


Wow. Cant remember the last time I got trips.

Guess Ill go outside today and check my mail.
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