Its friiiiidayyyyy
she had a bulge
>>725897779
i am the op
>>725897779
I voted for Trump
>>725897779
i voted for hillary
>>725897779
health at every size
Hi i am American
So, who are you?
Is your mom available?
>>725897779
Did Greedo Shoot First?
I voted for bernie
Will you marry me
racemixing will work out
>>725897779
I needs dat asssss
Hitler did nothing wrong
incel. Incel! INCEL! INCEL!!!!!!
>>725897779
niggers tongue my anus
>>725897779
I am a vegan
U want sum fuk?
>>725897779
Is Your Penis Feminine?
I got you blue
I eat dead animals
she was an alcohol
>>725897779
>>725881805 (OP)
>>they said please
>>they said please>>they said please
>>they said please
>>they said please>>they said please
>>725897779
Green moose guava juice
Waitress is my ex
>>725897779
i have no Money.
>>725897779
I have irritable bowel syndrome
5 words, but will absolutely ruin it.
Make America Great Again
>>725897779
Do you like Minecraft?
>>725897941
>>725897988
Correct
give the old lickaroo
>>725897779
You're into pegging right?
We'll split the bill.
>>725898362
I have bad IBS
Your fave noise album?
I am your father
I'm maxed on RuneScape.
Do you vape too?
Is that a wig?
>>725898157
Ayy
why has this one died down btw
Can I impregnate you?
A brony with herpes.
Lets have a poopfest
i fucked a nig
>>725897779
DONALD TRUMP IS GOD.
>>725897779
I creamed my pants
i admin a memepage
I am a cuck
Don't fuck with me
Lets split the bill
>>725898475
I do too, that's how I know it will ruin a first date.
"I fuck little kids"
>>725898560
>Don't be this guy
You have to eat
I never seed torrents
"Wage gap is mythical"
I always play hanzo
>>725897779
GMILFS give great head!
I live for anime
"you look good sis"
>>725897779
please sleep with me
>>725898730
>>725897779
I am a feminist
Personally, I use clover
I fucked your mom
"I'm Vegan you know?"
She'll have some eggs
"Have you found god?!
>>725897779
Again a wrong number
Your little sister's HOT!
>>725897779
This date is over
>>725897779
I'm your new neighbor
>>725897941
>>725897988
>>725898082
>Being this obvious
Your buying yours, right?
>>725897779
IMMA BURY THIS DICK
I am a pedophile.
Give me some money
this is a prank!
Do you do anal?
Is club penguim ok?
>>725899256
BERRY
>>725897779
i really love videogames!
Pump my anus please
nocoiners on suicide watch
>>725899252
You're*
Hi I am Superman!
"You're home now Madeline"
You like granny porn?
You are a goddess
>>725899177
Classic
>>725899155
Can confirm. You do NOT wanna say this on a date. Not even as an OBVIOUS joke.
Do you play warhammer?
I have no money
OP is a faggot
When's the baby due?
Isn't my fedora awesome?
I have autism reeeeeeeee!
Do you liek mudkips?
Fisting is permitted right?
>>725897779
I dunno, if her name was not alice glass or like, casmic unicorn, its would be like diamond stalker stompan stinga or many more maybe stang stranggla ;}
Show me your teeth
(I did this. It did what you'd expect.)
Your FUPA looks yummy
No mean yes, right?
I am an anon.
>>725899946
Please fist my bunghole
>>725900000
>>725999999
>>725897779
I've sucked tranny dick
>>725897779
Do you even 4chan?
I've been watching you
>>725900234
>>725897779
"Make America great again".
I have genital herpes.
>>725900116
>>725898299
I posted both of these posts,
>>{{ same :: same }}<<
and may name is Duke Earl Robert Zuur
I have a coupon
>>725900116
whats this image?
It's not 4 words. But this phrase will a dry a pussy up like the Arizona Salt Flats in 0.000374 seconds flat!
"So, are the bushes outside your bathroom window comfy?"
Rat Trap 666 Lyrics | Die Antwoord
https://youtu.be/4LvIIYZG9Qo
I run a Memepage
>>725900662
>>725897779
So now, who else wants to Tango?
>>725897779
Show Your Fucking Tits!
>>725900596
Kek. This would work.
Women are weird like that. They want you to have money. But they don't want you save money or be practical with money. I get it though. It makes you look cheap.
>>725898486
cold metal perfection
by
NIC ENDO
>>725900917
DUKE HERE AGAIN
sorry caps
>>725898554
No. You may not.
>>725898547
old /b/
full of millennials
What's your favorite hole?
>>725898708
split your own bill,
dumb fuck
or be spilt
Oh this is easy. Reddit is best forum.
>>725897779
there is 1000 genders
>>725897779
Newfags can't try force?
>>725900133
yeah I know
>>725897779
I fucked your mother.
>>725897779
You smell like Mom.
Hey, suck my dick
Your ass is fat
>>725900721
what are you busy fixing it again?
>>725901140
I hate to say it, but they're right. People would go full baltimore if the tv suddenly turned off at their favourite soap because there suddenly was no wind for an hour. The one major down side of renewable energy is it's unreliability.
On the other hand coal is far from 'clean'...
>>725897779
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>725897779
loose some weight, whore
>>725897779
Gonna need another 10 words. Either the date is ruined, or I've got a keeper.
My last girlfriend died
>>725901442
>try
Newfag
hurrr burrrrr
it got awwwwwwwwwfullllyyy cold and quiet in here all of a sudden
someone waiting on something all of a sudden
??
or just scared
??
Size does not matter
The holocaust was faked
You're not too fat
There are two genders
It's "their" not "they're"
I am an sjw
It's a feminine penis
Bush didn't do 9/11
I enjoyed reading twilight
Show me your dick
>>725898708
lolz
HALT
DIE
GESTALT
KAMMER FRAU KANZER KUNST
HALT
KAMMERTIEM
https://youtu.be/SvKY8FJY0Qk
>>725897779
If a chick said "I want many kids" on the first date, it would be an absolute turnoff. And I want kids, it just shows lack of control.
>>725897779
I keep Saying "Cuck"
>>725902582
>>725897779
what
?
did I stutter
??
or do you lack the ability to read german or translate ??
not funny enough ??
DIE ANTWOORD
DIE ANTWOORD - SHIT JUST GOT REAL (FEAT. SEN DOG) [Official Audio]
https://youtu.be/IjNcZskDvME
go eat a bag of dicks
faggot politician
I have two kids
>>725898274
that is really awesome man, keep up the good work :D
Rape is surprise sex
How much is it?
I can't count
>>725898274
I am so alpha .......
>>725901324
then you must be a degenerate
I'm a cuck conisiuor
>>725901442
full force
ok
"
??
??
"
not
What's your name again?
>>725901442
someone kack that fucker
>>725897779
Poopoo on my willy
>>725900626
how's highschool?
>>725897779
I need a rundown.
Can you count potato
>>725904428
this is a trick question and I should know cause I know cause I posted it
I can circumcise penises
>>725897779
i like to vape
>>725897779
YOU GUYS REAALLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE TRYINGSTA FUCKS WITH DO YOUS
??
>>725900626
try harder please
>>725897779
Hi, I'm from Somalia
Your sister is cuter
Traps are not gay.
>>725897779
I love my waifu
I have the highground
Check my 5 cunt
>>725897779
ok I'm back what did I mis nothink ok good bye
lol
not
>>725905344
what is your 5 cunt?
>>725897779
courtesy of duke earl robert Zuur
facebook/ZuurDuke
Lady Sovereign The Battle (Best Quali) HD
https://youtu.be/IiBMzoXsHcc
have a breath mint
>>725905714
no thanks I don't take candy from assassin strangers out to gut me
Hey, I eat ass
Do you like anime?
>>725897779
i fuck dog's ass
>>725897779
I just shat myself.
>>725905714
>>725897779
One of these posters is an assassin stranger out to gut me in real life.
12) Fiddle With The Volume
https://youtu.be/N_6oLcRLPKI
bring it on I dare you
I seat a trap
;}
and yes, it is already Saturday
what,
I forgot my wallet.
>>725897779
Bring it on.
>>725897779
Hi, Billy Mays Here
I am a brony
>>725897779
Show me your tits
>>725900626
^^^%%^^^
>>I like the taste of your literary.style.
>>725897779
I am a vegan
>>725899301
you are a prank
made of dead people
>>725897779
Do you do anal?
>>725901529
then you fucked your own mother ate her then you you went to town on your family
had them to dinner
ate dinner once you realized what you were eating you died of shock
and actually died in real life
for real
>>725901587
thanks that is nice to say that thanks
So long space cowboy
>>725897779
I dont have money
>>725908922
>>725909094
>>725897779
spreicken freach toast
stupid taxans
i like browsing 4chan
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>725897779
>>725907418
I am a Tankie
>>725897779
Be my boyfriend please
>>725897779
I watch gay porn.
>>725897779
>>725909299
i'm going to use my sindie voice from here on out i'll just leave this here thanks soo long and thanks for all the
poisson
>>725897779
I fucked Ted, hard.
Traps are not gay.
>>725897779
I often fuck recliners.
>>725897779
i browse 4 chan
NAISU NAISUUU CAESAR CHAN~
>>725897863
>implying this is a dealbreaker
Is your asshole brown?
So you're transitioning too?
Eleven is old enough.
Hi, I use 4chan
WANNA FUCK ME HARD?
I am a pedophile
Ghetto niggaz all day
>>725898818
underated post
Don't scream, don't scream!
>>725901723
oh you're right, i totally forgot the wind on the entire eastern seaboard stops at the same time
dumbfuck
I might have HIV.
Have you found Jesus?
Hello, I'm a Jew
>>725911219
>Jew
She'll see dollar signs.
You probably should go to s.n.a,p,c,h.a,t.y(,)me to fap to your ex-gfs nudes.
Do you even lift?
Don't tread on me!
I'm barely 5 inches
Women belong in kitchen
>>725897779
I cant say guanabana
I play ARAMs only
Are you a Squirtle?
Get in the van
I can't count.
I fap left handed
>>725897779
nut suck cunt what
Atheists can't define atheism
>>725912960
>>725898132
/thread
>>725913846
You have no friends
I agree with you
Just got laid off
"i dont like sand"
Ever heard of 4chan?
>>725913846
It's because there's nothing to define.
make more white babies
>>725899177
underrated
I forgot my wallet
You have nice tits
jipflor dunwop jabroni worm
>>725898421
Underrated
Your sister is hot
God forbid a molester
>>725913992
I have crippling depression.
>>725897779
>"You assumed my gender?"
>>725897779
>>725901901
so
Sachleporocks
Who are you goin' to jack'-o-lanterns'-murder-muder-murder-kill-kill-kill next for violating a direct order and moral code or the entire universe
??
oh, and by the way,
mr. dj on the radio said it is always night time in space
Tik Tik Tik - MaxNormal/Die Antwoord (Lyrics)
https://youtu.be/95eJAai9TtM
i am my father
>>725897779
Sign this prenup please
>>725897779
Betcha taste like mom
>>725897779
I'm broke and unendowed.
>>725897779
Want some fuck trophies?
>>725904943
hey there sasparilla,
say hi to Llamzilla for me,
I hear they have good Flaeshbeamlazerdeathweapons.
or something lik that I duno
send my regards to the African people
but eithout the e-coli and egg disease and stuff
k-k
seeya later hu7mane vilan
;}
>>725918703
>>725916490
>>725915037
>>725913992
>>725913846
>>725897779
I VOTED FOR TRUMP
> no i really did. no regerts either
>>725897779
Anime is the best
I'm A Divorced Dad.
>>725897779
I forgot my wallet
>>725897779
We gonna fuck now?
>>725897779
i fuck little kids.
>>725897779
She fucc me
Wubba lubba dub dub
>>725919166
But what if she's into that?
Do you like pegging?
>>725897779
me me big boy
That's a purty mouth...
X-Men! Welcome to die!
I voted for Trump.
Im good at penspinning
>>725913846
>>725897779
told you it was hot in texas when the hot fucmkums burn firfe in hell tyaxans
byutshc;}
nipple chups chews your own adventure thuresdays wings hot to order
Thats A Nice Moustache
Listen to my mixtape!
>>725898337
giant snake birthday cake
>>725897779
You smell like mummy
That's free real estate
>>725897779
You're hot like mom
>>725897779
buit Ford tough, Chevy cool, and Wrecks Shop like Lady Subaru with a over 9000 kiloton top-weighted battleaxe in a Chinese teahouse full of kack-fag newbie shunt double deaded dicks in a bag in real life on a "cannon fodder" for taco-Tuesdays a Ruby Tuesdays at
EH?
The Depford Mall in Depford, New Jersey
>>725897779
Wanna see my fingerbox?
>>725897779
burns when i pee
>>725897779
somsone call the maid to cxlean this mess
;}
thanks maid
no not you
the "maid"
hehehhehehehhehehe
;p
hahhhhhhhhah
;}
How much for anal?
you, suck my cock.
>>725922829
saw cheese minne mouseesses
>>725897779
You look like mom
>>725897779
hey boxy, look, I grew you a colony of loyal zombie slave hordes :D
>>725923013