The archipelago of retardation part 3. Last thread was winding down.

Rolling for the wizard turning the cum to wizard-nord babies

>>725897258
Re roll

the dragon drops a shit on viking guy

Dragon finishes off the vikings

>>725896955
The vikings are all killed by the dragon and wizard, but the cum on the wizard tower absorbs the tower's magic and forms new vikings in the island.

>>725897697
Re roll

>>725897328
Roll

the fire burned all the vikings' weed so the wizard gets high and turns his dragon into a dildo, falling down to the ground

>>725897758
Roll

>>725897916
Roll

>>725897914
reroll

>>725896955
whats the story so far? catch me up..
also if dubs blue team gets 12 more lumber/sticks?

Through some unknown force everyone bursts into treats

Wizard has sex with dragon causing a new species of half wizard half dragon

>>725898075
Reroll

Godzilla appears

sea monster can now eat any boats if dubs are between 44-77

>>725898143
Roll for the king of the monsters + mothra

king kong appears and hes swinging big ol donkey dick

>>725897996
There is no blue team anymore, except for one guy disguised as a viking.

The story so far: Red and blue tribes start on opposite islands, compete for a while, a red and blue breed to create purple, purple is raped by blues and flees to red, reds led by purple go and kill all the blues except one, whos disguised as a red. One red goes to iron island and becomes a hermit, then learns magic and becomes a wizard. Viking island comes up from the ocean. Vikings kill all reds but two. One of the remaining reds is the disguised blue, wizard smites the other. Vikings spray cum on wizard tower, wizard and dragon fuck shit up, last blue kills viking and takes his clothes.

>>725898143
Rerolling for this though I'm guessing either trips of quads will be needed

as the dragon is coming in for the kill, he gets a spear through his head from the blue

>>725897996
Started without the Viking island and a red and blue team, eventually red kills the blues.but not before breeding with a blue mother and making a purple, the one red became a hermit and made a wall around his island. The hermit got word of a new island with Vikings on it so he built spikes around his island so they couldn't land their boats there. The Vikings raided an island with most of the reds on it then left back to their Island. While forgetting about 1 red who turned out to be a blue in disguise. Then the wizard killed the last red with a lightning bolt and the Vikings whipped out their massive dongers and came on the wizards tower
Which started a war where the wizard summoned the Dragon. Plus some non important stuff

>>725898549
reroll

>>725897861
Roll

any screen caps of part 1?

Blue flees to blue island and fucks purple's dead body to repopulate the blue island with blues

>>725898143
Reroll

>>725899017
reroll

>>725899016
Don't think so, I have part two open but can't screen cap cause on my kindle

>>725899077
just be clear i am the one who made the post im linking to not the post i rerolled for

>>725897258
Roll

Rolling for a plague turning all anons into cute shota traps.

>>725899260
Reroll

>>725899077
Finally seems like theresalways a dry spout at the start of threads

>>725899324
if dubs you are a fag

>>725899427
Ha

Have the Vikings died yet?

>>725899624
no

Rolling for all vikings to die.

>>725899679
Well, if dubs Vikings get finished off to get things rolling again

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>>725899077
Requires trips. On a side note, I remade the map in Autorealm, I'm going to keep using the paint version for this thread but I thought I'd do this wonderful story proper justice.

>>725899885
tips on threads, when making new thread add rules from old threads

Roll for godzilla to appear

All islands start to sink slowly except for viking island.

>>725900031
I assumed most of the people here would be from the previous threads, but I will in the future.

>>725899885
Well shit
Refill for finishing off vikings

>>725899017
roll for this

>>725900141
Re roll

>>725900218
Roll

>>725900104
of course most but more threads will accumulate new people not from the original thread

>>725900275
Roll again

>>725900346
And again.

>>725900376
And agian

>>725900413
And again

>>725899885
does a sea monster eat a boat since they got a dub with 77

>>725899260
roll for this

Roll for whatever, OP picks

>>725900466
well damn geuss vikings are dead

>>725900665
One off :(

Reroll

>>725900708
Sorta sad that I had to KILL my creation but needed
To get the ball rolling

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>>725900466
Would usually require trips but the dragon is already attacking so it's plausible. The dragon finished off all the vikings except for the blue in disguise, leaving two humans left in the known world.

>>725900944
Claim these dubs to send blue to blue island

>>725901041
cant takes trips

Clean the wizard tower

>>725900944
use your dubs for blue rapes red creating a new purple

>>725900944
Damn it op stop taking the gets for yourself. On a side not I guess my godzilla appearance requires a trip or even quad?

Wizard rapes blue and shits out another dragon who sucks his cock and steals all the gold on the island. The baby dragon then flies to America and brings back a pregnant pocahontas who repopulates the island with 12 blacks and 12 whites

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>>725901041
The blue goes back to the ruins of his home
>>725901157
this is not OP, don't listen to him.

roll for godzilla appearance

>>725901300
Now this actually does require trips.

>>725901372
Reroll

>>725901526
Roll

>>725901334
hey op why is the red just frozen in air while dragon continues to breathe fire non stop

>>725901699
rip dubs

>>725901699
oh shit, can i take this opportunity to have godzilla appear

>>725901699
I actually meant to change that but forgot to save picture before posting. The dragon drops the wizard off and flies away for more adventures in distant lands.

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>>725901867
And now I forgot to add image

>>725901867
so is that my dubs being used or can godzilla still come

>>725901970
That was the dubs being used and godzilla takes quads

>>725901970
Godzilla seems like a quads.thing

>>725902122
ok, if dubs have blue build house, if quads godzilla

Blue rapes purples body to make more blues

Blue builds a trebuchet and aims on the wizzard

while cleaning the cum off the top of his wizard tower, the wizard accidentally slips and breaks his neck

>>725902332
one off damn
reroll

>>725902309
purples dead, cant happen

Wizard gets a beard that acts as wings, allowing him to fly

>>725902421
Re roll

>>725902471
Rollironie

>>725902526
Rrrrrrrroooooooolllllll

>>725902421
roll for this

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>>725902377
The final blue builds a trebuchet and aims it at the wizard's tower

>>725902610
Rollin

>>725902661
Wizard realizes and hits trebuchet with a firebolt

Godzilla quads get

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>>725902644
Wizard grows a wingbeard

>>725902659
He hits the Tower and burys the wizzard under the ruins and killing him

>>725902783
Roll

>>725902784
Roll

the trebuchet doesn't have nearly enough force to reach the wizard so it hit the water instead, awakening an ancient aquatic beast

>>725902912
reroll

>>725902904
And again

>>725902795
Wizard nopes the tuck out and flys up at an angle to great to hit by the trebuchet

>>725902795
blue finds godzilla rides him to red, rapes red, has purple, kills red with gozilla

>>725902904
Rollerino

>>725903093
Roll for quads

>>725903158
Quads get

>>725903214
Getting closer

Gimme Godzilla

Godzilla get

>>725903250
reroll

>>725903250
rolls for this

>>725903272
come on

>>725903299
Requires quads, that hasn't changed.

>>725903333
ayyyy lmao

Red island is populated by lizard humanoids, quads get

Shrek tells wizard to get the fuck out of his swamp

>>725903299
use dubs for blue fires at red

>>725903272
Godzilla I choose you

>>725903333
Oh shittttttt

>>725903333
Fucking yes

>>725903388
use your dubs

WIZARD NOPES OUT AND FLYS AWAY WAITING FOR GOZILLA TO LEAVE, I WILL NOT LET HERMMIE DIE

>>725903511
well fuck

>>725903511
Phew, also if get Godzilla is pink

>>725902795
Hey you have some updating to do

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>>725903333
A great rumbling is heard by the wizard and blue, now locked in an arms race. A great, reptilian creature rises from the water. It is Godzilla.

>>725903333
fuuuuuuck

>>725903499
Ah right was so happy for Godzilla I didn't even notice. Blue fires trebuchet at wizard tower if last number is even hit if odd miss

>>725903611
damn it misses

blue fires

>>725903592
I'm guessing atomic breath will be trips? Roll for godzilla to roast the fuck out of wizard tower

>>725903511
>>725903611
Good thing he flew away

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>>725903611
The blue man fires his trebuchet at the wizard tower and misses
>>725903511
The wizard nopes the fuck out of there

>>725903747
roll for this

Better aim at Godzilla

blue guy decides to catapult himself into the tower

>>725903879
reroll

>>725903802
Reroll

roll for blue man to gain wizardry

>>725903968
reroll

>>725903922
If blue guy is now in the tower then I really want Godzilla to burn it to the ground with atomic breath

>>725903968
roll for this

>>725904044
Going on the assumption breath needs trips I reroll. Also use my dubs to make the wizard fly back in

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>>725903922
Blue guy trebuchets himself to wizard tower
>>725904044
You have 10 posts to stop this from happening, trips can stop godzilla

>>725904165
Thank you op

>>725904165
roll for blue to gain wizardry and stop godzilla

>>725904044
YOU DOOMED RED AND BLUE

>>725904165
i roll to help godzilla.

Friends, Romans, and crountrymen, lend me your ears! Today we have been blessed by the power of KEK to reach such heights in our quest for retardation. Don't let this tradition end! Then God said, "Let there be 4chan" and there was.

TL;DR: Wizard invent 4chan to fight Godzilla

>>725904281
i mean blue and only blue, i was hoping for dubs to get red back to tower

blue sails into godzillas mouth so godzilla attacks him with atomic breath and kills them both. the end

Blue guy grows a shotgun from his groin and shoots Godzilla in his big ol' lizard ballsack, causing the ocean to run red with his blood. Godzilla dies.

godzilla misses and destroys gold island

10th post says blue dies

>>725904165
have blue gain wizardry to teleport back to blue island

Blue reads Hermmies books and learns how to cast a spell, a spell that would reset the WORLD (in a short radius oddly enough it's just big enough to reset the 5 islands)
He decides there Is no other way and casts the spell

>>725904553
winrar

blue guy finds a cooking pot so he mixes random potions with a couple o' drops of viking cum and gets himself a staff which inflicts cancer

Turn your shitty drawing of Godzilla into a shitty drawing of a bent cock, stopping Godzilla.

>>725904609
reroll

>>725904681
maybe once more

ROLL FOR BLUE WIZARD

>>725896955
put poland there and it'll be complete

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>>725904553
Godzilla fires his atomic breath, destroying the wizard tower and the last human in the islands. That's not to say there are not others though, elsewhere.

>>725904557
Reroll

roll for new yellow island with 4 inhabitants

>>725905085
reroll

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>>725904894
Aftermath.

>>725905085
Roll

>>725905085
roll for this

His energy spent, godzilla calcifies. Creating a new island shaped like his head. Its really high in farmland and some parasites of godzillas begin farming now that godzilla cant stop him.

New island with parasite crab people forms.

>>725905198
Godzilla uses his atomic breath to make the remaining islands uninhabitable

>>725905342
reroll

>>725905342
is this op? please be

>>725905342
roll for this

>>725905433
No, but those dubs are claimable.

We scope in on Godzilla's body. Here we find fungi, a purple species and a green species competing for dominance of Godzilla's body so that they may use the properties of his irradiated innards to mutate themselves into humans.

Roll for Godzilla dying of heart disease so we can continue the thread without dying by Godzilla immediately

>>725905198
Wizard flies back and finds mutant animal human hybrids created by atomic breath

>>725905342
reroll

>>725905487
have new yellow island

>>725905499
Op those look like repeating digits to me.

>>725905405
Rerolling for nuclear wasteland

>>725905609
It probably requires trips or quads though

>>725905537
Reroll

>>725905669
Yeah probably
Reroll

Im hungry

>>725905669
For the sake of continuing I would say it counts, and if not them I put my dubs towards in too.

>>725905710
Roll

>>725905487
op so can we have that yellow island and mutant godzilla island with those two posts that had the dubs

>>725905769
Rip I mean THESE dubs

>>725905797
Rolling

>>725905815
Well, never mind then.

>>725905841
Another one

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>>725905499
This happens, the hole in the middle is godzilla's asshole, whatever species gets into it can access the innards and become human

>>725905874
And another one

Hermmie flies back and makes a bunker to survive godzilla

>>725905915
op?

>>725905915
IMPORTANT: ALL REPEATING DIGITS REGARDING THE PREVIOUS SCENARIO WILL NOW BE IGNORED

>>725905915
Go team purple

>>725905915
Purple in honour of the dead raped boy from before

>>725905983
Yes I did that

>>725905915
Greens Fuck purples and give them a rape plague turning them green, and they all crawl into Godzillas asshole

>>725905915
roll for team purple

>>725905915
yellow takes a few steps forward?

>>725905915
Light green enters asshole

>>725905915
Godzilla farts away the ones on the left and lets the purple ones enter

>>725906099
To do what?

>>725906099
Ayyyyyyy

>>725906094
Rolls

>>725898320
4chan at its finest

>>725906099
>>725906100
With back to back dubs can both teams enter

>>725906099
YES PURPLE WINS, also fuck that raped boy i rolled for more purple rape

>>725906175
Frick

>>725906121
Green is getting closer to the asshole

>>725906164
enter

>>725906208
i roll for purple being raped a lot more

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>>725906261
Sorry, forgot image

>>725906257
Wait does dubs mean automatic win for that team? Is think it take a few. If not then roll

>>725906341
>>725906299
purple gets raped

>>725906341
i rolled dubs, can purple enter or get closer

microscopic pink alien gets into gozilla asshole out of nowhere and pink alien appears

>>725906341
purple get closer

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>>725906499
Nice prediction

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>>725906299
A green bacteria begins to rape a purple
>>725906499
all the purples except the one being raped get closer

>>725906341
roll for blue microscopic alien to fall from sky and into the asshole

>>725906572
reroll

>>725906094
Rolll

>>725906631
NEIN NEIN NEIN

>>725906631
kek
also the green rapes even harder, killing one purple

>>725906631
>that fear
Ken
Also roll for purple

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>>725906665

>>725906631
More raping, and green plague infects purple turning them green. Also are they green or yellow?

>>725906817
reroll

roll for purple entrance

>>725906826
On moblie ment tear* and Kek*

>>725906887
Fuck me, so close.

Roll for a purple getting a wizard hat and beard

>>725906966
Those dubs apply to green rape plague

>>725906665
roll for this

>>725906887
they look yellow because of the contrast, but hes calling them green.

if dubs, roll for more rape.

>>725906999
Fuck

>>725906999
Oh trips, cool can I use that to let them win too?

global warming causes all snow to melt
mass flooding causes -1 to all resources

>>725907022
Those also apply to green rape plague

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>>725906966
Going to assume you were re rolling, so the purple being raped becomes a green.

>>725907135
HEY SOMEONE ROLLED TRIPS FOR WIZARD HAT

>>725906999
These trips protect purple from said green rape plauge

>>725907199
use dubs to get purple into ass

Just the wizard goes through, other get closer to home. Also roll for green rape plague, I already have 2 dubs counted towards it

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>>725906999
One of the purples absorbs the power of the absent hermie and gains magical powers

>>725907096
roll for this

>>725907381
i got a dub can purple enter

while the purple is fucking around, all 4 greens jump in the hole

>>725907135
Nice assumption. Where's the wizard purple though? Roll for green guy to get a minigun and Fucking blast the soon to be wizard purple

Roll for purple, if trips two greens get horny and get stuck having sex

>>725907559
reroll

Roll for purps

>green rape plague
Purple rapes their guy back to purple

>>725907688
And another for purps

>>725907381
purp wizard build wall around hole

>>725907381
roll for purple entrance again

>>725907732
Again

wizard rapes the other purple to death to gain his power

raep that wizard too!

>>725907787
re-roll

>>725907688
So purple win or one more?

>>725907381
roll for purps get closer

>>725907616
>>725907559
Roll for both, priority for minigun, both if quads

>>725907886

>>725907559
this

Seems like people are out to get Hermmie Jr
So he jumps in the anus

>>725907886
probably 3 to win, each have 1 now (well purps 2 now) seems fair

>>725908086
Reroll

roll for mecha godzilla clan to come in and kill everything

roll for green

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>>725907688
The purple bacteria jump into godzilla's asshole and are able to become human, now they must escape godzilla's asshole

>>725907616
roll

>>725907813
Rape the wizard and he becomes green

>>725908285
roll for escape

Ones a wizard so they teleport the tuck out

Roll for squadron 3 blues to come in and join up with greens, blasting purples. (If quads kill wizard)

>>725908335
kek

>also roll

>>725908371
I'm late. Roll for 4 blues to swoop in and start blasting purples with assault rifles

>>725908518
Reroll

>>725908567
Roll

>>725908608
Cmon guys roll

>>725908668
So God damn close

>>725908366
roll for this

>>725908668
For that? Nah roll for the other purple becoming a wench

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You probably should go to s,n,a.p.c.h,a.t,y(.)me to share local sluts nudes.

>>725908720
Fucking blues come in already