No fluffy thread? This is not acceptable!!!

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>>725896046

Fwuffy nu wan fread die

>>725897238
Fluffies can pronounce T's

>>725897238
The thread hasn't been very good you stupid fluffy

>>725897405
Meant to say TH's

>>725897405
>>725897480
Prove it

Let's see some microfluffies

>>725897607
Read any comic that has a fluffy saying a word that has th in it

>>725897179
Well that was shit

>>725897784
>Read any comic that has a fluffy saying a word that has th in it

Provide said comic... I am not going to go off of your say so. The burden of proof is on you... as you made the claim.

Again Prove it

>>725898131
Well, after looking through several comics.....
I was wrong. These dumbasses can't pronounce th.

>>725898403
this is uncomfortable to read

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>>725898671
fwuffy is zonerated

>>725898403

What's Hillary Fluffy saying? Sewvew?

I think fluffies are SMARTER than Trump or Hillary.

>>725899341
well yeah

>>725899614

But seriously, what is the Fluffy Hillary saying?

>>725899341
Everything is smarter than them

>>725899730
Server. Email servers.

dis am smwaty fread nao! weave or get biggest hurties and sowwy poopies!

>>725900338
fuck off smarty no one likes you

>>725900338
I know you're a idiotic "fluffy" but, how do you plan on hurting us and shitting on us through the internet?

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>>725900338
you know what i'll give you the whole site, let me show you where the servers are

>>725896046
So, my roommate Craig decided to get a fluffy. I was weirded out, but - hey, why not? My mom has one. It's a dense little thing, but no dumber than her Chihuahua. Thing is, Craig's a bit of a bastard. He spends half his time online on /b/, and the other half of the time trolling paranormal and conspiracy theory websites. So, you know - I was prepared to call down the wrath of the local animal control down if he was just getting a fluffy for the purpose of torturing it.

I came home and he was at the computer, watching some stupid Youtube horror series and eating chili. Didn't see a fluffy around - thank god, right? Sat down, asked if he decided not to get one.

"Oh, I got one."

"...where is it? I thought you were supposed to keep an eye on them for the first day or two."

"Yeah, well, Smarties are a little more independent." I could feel the hair rise on the back of my neck.

"Dude...you got a smarty?"

"Yeah! Named him Benito. Last I saw, he was taking apart my old Discman."

"Dude - are you crazy? I mean, I know some guys abuse the snot out of fluffies, but you're just - you had to get a defective one just so you had a reason to?" Craig's face fell. He stared up at me for a long second.

"...what the fuck you mean, 'abuse'?"

(cont.)

don't you die on me thread. LIVE DAMNIT LIVE!

>>725900900
"I - you aren't? I mean, you're leaving it alone-"

"Yeah, it's a fuckin' SMARTY. He's gonna be fine."

"And you left him alone with... electronics, and enough tools to do stuff with it."

"Yeah. I didn't give him a soldering iron, I'm not sadistic. Just - you know, screwdriver, hammer, some snips. He'll be cool with it."

"But - just-" I sputtered a few times. "Okay, I'm - I'm lost here. You said you wanted a fluffy."

"Yeah."

"And instead of a genetically-modified hugmachine, you got a tiny little sociopath? On purpose? Dude... why?" It was about then that I heard a noise like a firecracker going off from the hallway, and a tiny little green ball of fluff was propelled from the bathroom into the wall opposite the door. I stared as the little guy - Benito - glared at us, and then thrust a fuzzy not-quite-hoof into the air.

"HYOOMAN! I rekwiwwuh moah PWUTONIUM!" And back into the bathroom he waddled. I stared at him. Then turned back to Craig, who was grinning his face off.

"Because I LIKE him."

It's been a month since then. Benito's still a fuzzy little dictatorial asshole, Craig is still delighted by him, and I've lost four obsolete MP3 players, a desktop that I was GOING to get around to rebuilding, and a vacuum cleaner that was actually still good.

I'll give the little ball of dickishness credit, the hovercraft is pretty cool, though.

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>>725900900
>>725901248
Okay, that's pretty sweet.

What would a political debate between 2 fluffies be like?

>>725901610
Glad you enjoyed the story. Expect more once I've had some time to digest what my new roommate has put us through.

I'm starting to rethink my stance on his hovercraft, though. It doesn't steer well and he keeps getting stuck against the sofa.

>>725902567
"YOU A POOPY!"
"NO YOU A POOPY!"
"YOU POOPIEST!"
Repeat 100x

>>725902567
>go to youtube
>type in political debate
>???
>profit

>>725903208
the adventures of Wallace and Vomit (the fluffy)

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>>725901210

Nice. Very nice.

>>725903321
but the fluffy didn't realize that it's brain shutout the world in order to cope with his impending death, it was all a delusion. in reality the fluffy had been adopted and accepted in the herd the owner kept, and after only one day the owner came home to find all the foals raped to death.

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>>725902567
Actually, as it turns out, fluffy politics are quite complex and nuanced.

>>725904263
those are flugbies you douche

>>725902831

In other words, like a regular political debate.

>>725904602
Poopie babbehs

>>725904725
>beats mare
you're a bad moma you get sorry stick and sorry box until you learn to love your babies

>>725904875
Bu daddeh... deys poopie bebbehs... nu want

What if you taught a fluffy to swear?

>>725904875
FYI, I'm not pretending to be a fluffy.

I was making a pun on the fact that they are literally fluffies made of shit

>>725904602
thats what i think of his art

What sites would fluffies go to?

>>725905043
> puts her in box with utter holes and sits her upright against wall
> clean off babies and leave them on her tail for warmth and easy access to milk

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>>725905134

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>>725905134
Most head canons have fluffies reacting negatively to bad words due to their programming.

>>725905297
Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu

nu wan meany munsta poopie bebbehs
meany munsta poopie bebbehs gonna eat mummah

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

nu miwkies fo bebbehs.

wan die

>>725905579

>Cuts off your legs

>>725905643
>Shaves off fluff

>>725905643
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wan weggies back...
daddeh why take weggies...
am good fwuffy

hu hu hu hu

>>725905814
>beats pillowfluff with sorry stick

>>725899841
Trevor and Fluffies is the equivalent of Shrek and Shadow, why put them together? you could just replace Trevor with some redneck.

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>>725905814
FluffTV™ presents: Weggies!

The show that reminds fluffy ponies everywhere how wonderful it is to have legs so that they can run, play, and give hugs!

>>725905756
hu hu hu hu

why daddeh use meany buzzy munsta
why meany buzzy munsta take fwuf

hu hu hu hu hu

so cowd...

wan die

>>725905814

>cuts off head of bestest baby

Along with school and a general disinterest, writing stories about these little furry creatures has been difficult. I don't ever go on 4Chan anymore, don't see any point. The stories though, they made you all so happy that it's sad to know I've left you all without new ones in months.

>>725906092
You don't deserve fluff, you little shit

>>725905925
SKREEEEE

No moar hurties...
am good fwuffy
be good mummah

>>725906026

wan wegges..
nu can run
nu can pway
hu hu hu hu
wan die

>>725906193
>Forces fluffy to eat bestest baby

>>725906193
The fail is strong with this one

This mother had all poopie babies... there is no bestest baby.

>>725906278
but what is fwuffy wifout fwuf?

>>725906193
>>725906345
Ignore these posts

>>725906294

>Feeds fluffy a high-carb diet, which makes it constipated

>>725906583
A bad fluffy that had to be punished

>>725906728
daddeh... haf poopie pwase hurties... nu can make poopies

>>725906741
dummeh daddeh
fwuffy no am bad fwuffy
am good fwuffy

>>725906854

>Feeds fluffy sketties with prunes

>>725907023

>Throws fluffy against wall

>>725907023
Shouldn't you be complaining about the constipation, lack of legs, and lack of fluff right now?

>>725907059
sketties!!!!!!!!!!!

>nums sketties

daddeh dis am not meat baww

>nums prunes

dis bestest sketties eba!

fank you daddeh!

> a few moments later

DADDEH!!!!
ne make poopies...
nu can howd

> pbbbbbbbbbbrt

nu... nu mean make bad poopeis

hu hu hu hu

nu smeww pwetty

hu hu hu hu

>>725907525

>cleans up poop

>rubs fluffy's belly

>>725907114
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Haf wowest hurties...
wan die
wan die
wan die

>>725907227
> author speaking: I thought I gave you enough to move on, calling daddy a dummy :)

>>725907700
>Grabs sandpaper
>Continues rubbing belly

>>725907700
> nice dubs
f-fank you daddeh
huggies?

>>725908079

>pets fluffy

Are we actually roleplaying as fluffies now?

>>725907023
>>725907982
>"You're not a good fluffy!"
>Grabs saw
>Removes legs
>Forces fluffy to eat legs
>Fluffy chokes
>Fluffy dies

>>725907994
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why daddeh gif sandy pappeh hurties to fwuffy
nu mean make bad poopies

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pwease stop daddeh
fwuffy am good fwuffy
no moar hurties

hu hu hu

fwuffy no wan be bad fwuffy

>>725908330
Apparently

>>725908377

>Rubs an oil on fluffy that will make fluff grow back

>>725908400
>Puts fluffy in sink
>Leaves fluffy neck deep in hot water

>>725908400
>>725908602
>>725908602
Fuck. Wrong post.

wow the whole wetfluff / soulvei nudes / aichi shitstorm really killed booru

>>725908377
>Puts fluffy in sink
>Leaves fluffy neck deep in hot water

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>>725908769
>soulvei nudes
wat
I thought that was a character in a story with a fluffy that sold its soul to the devil.

Using the wrong pronouns on fluffy,

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>>725908769
The fandom is 'killed' periodically every few months. Nothing new here. Move along.

>>725909713
the horror

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>>725909281
same "templates" as in this.
What a lazy ass author...

>>725911831
cunt

>>725905484
Awww yeah, Dust Collector!

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>>725912337

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>>725912981
I've seen this artist's work before so i'm amazed that this is the first time i'm asking this:

What the hell is happening is this picture?

>>725913240
Just a bioengineering experiment. The adult, fairly normal fluffy has been lobotomized, has a skin deformity and is the foal's father.

>>725913662
Still weird

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>>725913830

>>725914112
No one's listening dickhead

>>725908499
> sorry I had some rl issues to deal with
> nice dubs
daddeh... am cowd... nu smeww pwetty
why am swippewy munsta twying to num fwuffy?

>>725908848
Daddeh...
wawa bad fo fwuffies..
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TOO HOT...

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hab worstest burny hurties

daddeh where go
nuuuuuuuuuuuu
fwuffy nee wuv and huggies
have wowest hurties
am good fwuffy

hu hu hu hu

nu haf wegges
haf poopie bebbehs
nu have fwuff
haf wowest burny hurties

hu hu hu hu

wan die
wan die
wan die

>>725913882
i wonder if its even possible to give one of these things the ability to speak

>>725916203
not really their vocal chords don't have the right shape to make the same sounds we do.

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luv this shit

>>725916806

I love the little pause in daddeh's answer. "Is it really that stupid?... well, sure, why not, nothing bad happened at all if you really believe so."

>>725917878
Interesting, I have always interpreted it as.. "this little guy has had a hard enough day... no need for more mental trauma... I need to make up a story"

I mostly enjoy seeing other peoples perspective.

fuck my friend just show me his Japanese Nintendo switch and Zelda Japanese version
just set it to english in system menu screen and boom !
completely in English menu like US switch did
and zelda completely in English too
i need to go ... now !

>>725918446
o.........k..........

post wolfram

>>725918216

I saw it the same way, but I think daddy didn't think the death of another fluffy could be covered up like that until the fluffy itself revealed how little it understood of the gravity of the situation.

>I bought a fluffy not too long ago
>Male, about a year old, blue fluff with green mane
>Named him Seaweed after his green streak of a mane
>I live in a nice enough suburb, some average folks, but some white trash also dot the surrounding area
>Only guy I dislike strongly is my neighbor
>This dude has a full on hate boner for Seaweed, and I've caught him multiple times trying to kill him.
>And his cats a pain in the ass as well.
>One day Seaweed and I were chilling out in my backyard
>lifeisgood.jpg
>Seaweeds by my side, hanging around my folding chair
>I see that fucking cat in my yard (I think his name is Ahab or some shit)
>I yell at the cat, he hisses at me, but fucks off eventually.
>Seaweed doesn't like the cat at all
>"Daddeh, pwease pwotect Seawee fwom scawy kitty munstah"
>"Don't worry Seaweed, if that cat even tries to get to you, I'll whoop him so hard, he'll never ever try to get near you again."
>I picked Seaweed up and went back into the house
>"Now how about some spaghetti?"
>"Yay! Seawee wuv sketties!"
>To be continued

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>>725918701

Anyone got the comic where a unicorn smarty tries to use magic but it ends up lighting itself on fire?

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>>725919106

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>>725918446
This is the one good post in this thread. I can't believe this 'fluffy' craze/fetish is a real thing

>>725919540
you harp against it and bump it too, fuck off autist

>>725919523
Nice comic, but the one i'm talking about had a red unicorn.

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>>725919687

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>>725919804

I remember when I made stories for these people.
Ridiculous plot that worked in the end.
I even had a long epic planned out with a man of shrunken stature taking on those miniature horses head on with a tiny spear and sword.

I'm sorry I couldn't deliver.

can someone explain the drama shit that's going down at the booru right now?

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>>725919953
autists sperging out on other autists. The booru has some good content, but don't bother to try to participate with the discussions there - it just becomes a drama-filled shit show.

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>>725919000
I love multiple foals in a box

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>>725920515

>>725899755
is this the new isis video everyone was talking about?

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>>725920538

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>>725920565

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>>725919540

Wanting to harm adorable helpless creatures is actually just another strange aspect of human psychology:

>Dyer's suggests that one reason we have so much pent-up aggression over cute pictures is that seeing something cute, like a baby, drives us to want to take care of it. But we can't reach through a photograph to cuddle it, so we get frustrated -- and then aggressive.
>Another possibility is that it's just too much of a good thing -- sometimes we portray an onslaught of positive emotion in a negative way, like when you're so happy you cry. Dyer speculates that giving positive emotions a negative spin might help us regulate that high energy.

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-01/science-says-adorable-animals-turn-us-aggressive

Also, expecting to be able to browse /b/ without being inundated with autism just reveals your newfag levels.

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>>725920598

>>725918996
>A few days later, and that hellspawn of a cat keeps showing up in my yard, scaring Seaweed shitless nearly every time (literally. I have had to buy a new pair of sneakers after one of the incidents.)
>I'm zoning out on the sofa, watching something stupid on the TV
>When Seaweed comes into the room and sees me
>"Daddeh, scawy kitteh munstah is back!"
>I get up and see the orange tabby fucker is hanging out on my windowsill, peering in, licking his lips, ill intent in mind for Seaweed
>I go up to the window and glare
>It fucks right off
>"It's okay Seaweed, he's gone now!"
>Seaweed runs and hugs my leg
>"Yay! Daddeh is bestest evah!"
>DING DONG!
>A ringing at the doorbell
>I put Seaweed in his "Komfy Kennel" TM and open the front door
>It's neighbor Mcscrotebag
>"What do you want?" I asked with obvious irritation in my voice
>"What I want is your stupid fluffy to stop shitting in my yard!"
>"Look pal, Seaweed has been inside all day, and he's trained only to use the litter box or wherever I tell him. Maybe it was your goddamned cat who can't seem to leave Seaweed alone who's shitting in your yard!"
>"Ahab is perfectly litterbox trained, and it's definitely not cat shit all over my rose garden!"
>"Maybe it's someone else's fluffy, I don't fucking know, man! Just keep your cat away from my fluffy!"
>"And you keep your rancid excuse for an animal away from my yard!"
>I slammed the door on him
>Stupid fucker doesn't realize I've been shitting in his yard the whole time.

>>725920314
50 shades or what??

>>725920314
I can see that wetfluff is just an autismo, but I still don't understand why Benway was banned.

More microfluffs

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>>725920675
>stupid fucker doesn't realize I've been shitting in his yard the whole time

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>>725920702
50 shades

>>725921449
you're a little too late bud. Nice try, however.

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>>725921611
Kweh.

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>>725921721
Kweh.

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>>725921721
We should make a new subspecies of Fluffy in honor of Kwehbro for bumping our threads.

>>725921918
I'm very confused as to what is occurring here

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>>725921918
Kweh.
>>725922002

>>725922034
A chocobitch is getting raped by a smarty

>>725922051
Who are you? Are you a shitposter like Spider-Man guy? Man, I sure do miss Spider-Man guy.

>>725922034
we're pure autism, leave while you can.

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>>725922282
Kweh.

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>>725922282

>>725903233
i chuckled

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>>725922420
No. Kwehbro doesn't spam as much as the regular Spiderman shitposter. Keep that shit in loli threads.

>>725923532
I was about to say that spiderman is better than the autistic turkey, but the this shit showed up

>>725923676
Don't reply to spam and bot posts. You can get accidentally banned.

>>725923773
Thanks for the tip

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>>725919953
>>725920314
It makes good breakfast reading tho'.

>>725904578
Well. That escalated quickly...

>>725919719
>you harp against it and bump it too, fuck off autist
get a load of this tool.
>even though its an active thread your one post bumped it significantly
if anything, i removed one from the post limit.

>>725920609
hey thanks for the sources and all, but this doesn't quite look like wanting to harm cute creatures, it just seems like a dumb fetish. in my personal opinion, i find those "cute" words that fluffies use to be cringey. i guess this is somehwhat as close as you can get to killing cute things as chan's majority doesnt like animal abuse?
also ive seen these fluffy threads a lot a few years ago and ignored them, havent seen one for quite a while.

>>725927586
>doesn't realize bumping brings a thread to the front bringing more potential posters
>seems like a dumb fetish
see>>725896046
>doesn't realize they are supposed to be cringey
>not about animal abuse since technically they are fictitious as well as biotoys, basically biological computers
>on daily, but hey if you don't see it it don't exist

>>725928185
the more posters it gets, the quicker it fills up and dies.
>>not about animal abuse since technically they are fictitious as well as biotoys, basically biological computers
sure
>>725928185
>>on daily, but hey if you don't see it it don't exist
cant argue with that. must have gotten used to it.

>>725896046
bump

>>725919540
waaaaaaaa boo hooooooooo im fuckin triggered bc i spend too much time on ifunny calling people furfags etc. etc. shut the fuck up do you not understand the point of /b/ is that its random, i could say the same thing about a rekt thread ok all you're doing is acting like a stuck up faggot right now

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>>725931408
kek, check this guy out

>>725932131
yeah fuck you too squidward more like dickward

>>725932328
dickward more like dicknose

>>725933110
new thread goyims

New thread? or are we done here?

>>725933234
>>725933172
you serious nigga

>>725904440
artist?