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Old thread is about to die, keep the ride going.
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>>725885982
I was about to link to this on the old thread but it got pruned right then.
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>>725885982
reds travel to the iron island and start digging ore
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- And in the distance both tribes hear a BOOM-CRACK echo through the trees and ripple the waves in the icy cold ocean. The snow turns turns grey as the sky darkens. A small child from team Blue starts playing in the mysterious grey snow - only too late to realize it is ash, the Blue child dies (-1 Pop). The southeastern island was a Volcano all along. Lava begins covering the entire island and creeping into the ocean. Both tribes panic and attempt to build lava-proof shelter.

(Gimme dem trips son roll for lava!)
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>>725885982
Red kills the purple bastard to keep their race clean and build a big swastika
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>>725886304
roll
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>>725886335
reroll
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If dubs reds breed and make pass babies

If trips one of the reds was a blue in disguise and breeds with purple to make more blues

If quads another island appears the size of blue island inhabited by Norse Vikings
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>>725886409
Re roll
Also Ass Babies*
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>>725886335
roll
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a necromancer out of the woods reanimates 1 blue corpse
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The island from LOST shows up and all of the original cast are on it
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purple 1 red into purple while he's asleep
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1 red creates pants
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>>725886335
rollan
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A red turns into a grill, like a George foreman grill
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>>725887141
Reroll
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purple bashes a red's head with a rock, steals his bow and and throws the corpse off a cliff
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Purple gets word that red wants to keep its race pure so he flees.to iron island.
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>>725887386
Reroll
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>>725886409
Roll
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>>725887141
Re roll
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>>725887386
Re Rollin
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>>725886409
Rolllllll
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A red learns Dragon Tounge
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A red builds a wall around iron island and becomes a hermit.
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>>725887854
Reroll
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>>725887902
Refill again
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UFO catches a purple for anal probing purposes, when they return him he found out he can mind control
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>>725887932
And again
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>>725887854
rolling
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>>725887141
Re rolll
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>>725888020
reroll
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>>725887973
And againnn
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>>725887944
Goddamn, you finally get digits and it's too big for dubs, channel your collective powers my good /b/tards.
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>>725888109
I need that hermit in my life
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>>725888185
Hermit pls
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>>725887944
rollin for trips
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>>725888236
WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME DIGITS
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>>725888036
Rollirino
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>>725888236
give hermit
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>>725888407
rollin
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>>725888310
I am starting to loose hope
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>>725888474
Hermit Islam is needed
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>>725888519
Island* on mobile
Also reroll
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Keeping
https://youtu.be/ZPi64K-0tkw
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>>725888519
Island* on mobile
Also rerolll
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>>725888599
Finally
>inb4 need trips
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>>725888036
Rerollin Rollin rollin
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>>725888599
Finalfuckingly. A red tribesman goes to iron island and builds a wall around it, refusing to let any other reds access the iron.
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>>725888785
One last try
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>>725888888
Congrats
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>>725888888
check'd
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hail hitler
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>>725885982
>>725888888
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>>725888888
Fucking WASTED.
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>>725888888
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>>725888888
Jesus, I guess the gods are making up for the dry spell.
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>>725888888
The hermit puts on a Brown shirt, as not to he affiliated with the reds
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Red gives birth to maroon kid
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>>725888888
OP DECLARES THESE DIGITS CLAIMABLE, FIRST PERSON TO CLAIM THEM GETS A GODLIKE EVENT.
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>>725889096
rollerino
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>>725889142
Viking island
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>>725888888
Is that a black shirt? Fucking kill it. Kill it with fire.
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>>725889219
>>725886409
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a raid of vikings arrives on the iron island, breaking the wall and slaying the owner
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red gives birth to albino kid
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>>725888888
I hate you.

I hate you.

I. Hate. You.
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vikings need to happen
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>>725889073
Reroll
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God takes one of hermit's ribs for an Aryan woman pls
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rolling for pizza roll tree
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>>725889232
HOLY SHIT
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>>725889219
Another island rises from the ocean, on it is a viking longhouse and a tribe of norsemen with their own boat.

inb4 no horned helmets, I know, I just don't care
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The hermit gets word of the Vikings and sets spikes on the outside of his wall so no boats can land there.
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>>725889808
Re roll
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>>725889894
And again
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vikings see purple kid as godlike
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Vikings raid iron island
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>>725889951
Fine, let's try something else.
The hermit builds a hut with the wood from trees to keep his books in
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One of the Vikings turns to a girl, named Lydia
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>>725890275
Reroll
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>>725890128
Reroll
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reds build swastika out of wood
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>>725888888
Weeeeee
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>>725890370
Roll
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>>725890411
The hermit builds a hut using the wood from two trees.
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>>725890465
roll bitch
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>>725890564
The hermit uses the seeds to make not left trees
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>>725890584
Roll
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test
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>>725890643
The hermit uses the seeds to plant more trees*
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>>725889808
rollll
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>>725890550
And again
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>>725890748
reroll
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>>725890849
rereroll
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>>725890902
rerereroll
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>>725890935
rererereroll
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>>725890987
rerererereroll
must defend hermit
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>>725891044
Thanks anon I made the hermit and the Vikings would hate to see the hurt eachother
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>>725891044
Fearing viking raids, the hermit builds spikes to defend from naval attack.
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The vikings attack the island on the top right, knowing not to mess with the fury of the hermit.
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Hermit grows a long grey beard.
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>>725891320
rerell
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hermit amasses knowledge, becomes wizard
give trips pls
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>>725891320
this
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>>725891357
Re roll
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>>725891357
kek
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>>725891320
yea, THE HERMIT MUST LIVE
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No dubs for this but I did it anyway, the hermit paints an H on his shirt to distinguish him from the other reds.
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>>725891583
kek
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>>725891430
Roll for this.
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this post getting boring. op, do something to make tis shit interesting
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>>725891644
make the vikings attack the top-right!
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>>725891634
Roll.
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>>725891827
yea, something like this would work
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>>725891644
>>725891827
I was just about to do that, the vikings raid the former blue island, will post another with the results (I'm rolling a d20 for combat results).
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purple fucking rapes the shit out of 2 reds
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>>725891430
This
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>>725891937
Forgot image.
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>>725891986
Re rolllllll
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Vikings build a cannon to fire over the hermit's wall.
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the vikings pray to Thor to fry hermits' ass
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>>725892000
Claiming these trips to make >>725886409
Blue from >>725886409
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>>725892125
kek roll
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>>725891973
reroll
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The hermit has no food stores on his island and starves to death
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>>725892125
>>725892101
Vikings are busy with blue island
Hermit builds a.shrine to Odin to get in good with the Vikings if when they come back
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all reds and vikings rape purple together
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Hermit starts to grow Apple trees from seed when he made the hut
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>>725892345
Rerolll
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purple kid becomes viking
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>>725892558
roll
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the red with the bow snipes a viking near the boat from the woods
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>>725892022
The hermit becomes a wizard
>>725892000
The vikings kill all but one red on the former blue island, they also steal a tree.
>>725892144
The one survivor of the viking raid turns out to be a blue in disguise, unfortunately he cannot breed with purple (who's like 10 by now you sick fucks), so he just kind of stays there.
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The hermit goes mining, and discovers an ancient civilization that gives him enough resources to set up a nuclear bunker
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>>725885982
fukken roll
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>>725892627
fuckyes, hermit wizard.
Hermit builds cool wizard tower to watch over land
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One of the Vikings become lydia
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the hermit smites the single red on the lower island
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>>725892759
roll
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>>725892759
I want this
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Hermit reanimated the dead reds/purple to make them his followers, guessing this needs trips so if dubs lydia
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hermit grows a pair of tits
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>>725892759
>>725892809
Can we get both of these?
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>>725892932
Re roll
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>>725892942
good idea
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>>725892989
1 off re roll
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>>725892940
kek
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>>725892942
I need this
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>>725893043
1 off again ROLLIN
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>>725892759
Rolllllll fuck
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>>725892942
plz?
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>>725893152
kek
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the blue smudges himself in blood to appear red
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>>725892942
plz
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>>725892759
reroll
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>>725892942
top kek
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>>725892942
gcofrtgw3hg just get me some tripps you fucking cucklord, I'm sick of captcha
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>>725893315
?
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Still waiting on Odin shrine>>725892544
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Hermit grows a huge pair of tits
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>>725893298
rolling again fucking hell
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>>725892942
this next?
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LYDIA>>725890275
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reroll
>>725892942
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hermit uses his magical powers to create a magical hooker which he fucks and contrapts a magical AIDS
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>>725893109
ROLLLLLLLL
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>>725892942
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>>725892942
>>rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>725892942
relroo
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>>725893624
Roll again
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>>725893655
A WINRAR IS U
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>>725893421
roll for tits
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>>725893691
I mean it kinda should cost 2 dubs
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>>725893655
Wizard tower babyyyyy
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Blue and red truce, populating the red island with purples.
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>>725893833
Well there you go
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>>725893833
>>725893655
let's see it
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>>725893655
The wizard hermit cuts down the last trees on the island to make room for his wizard tower, he also smites the last red, betraying his own people.
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>>725893933
Rip, can I change my dubs to the wizard planting trees?
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>>725893833
the hermit uses a summon spell to get 2 more trees?
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>>725894050
>not giving the tower a blue top
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>>725894202
this.
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tower grows tits
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the vikings whip out their huge scandinavic dicks and completely cover the wizard tower in frosted cum
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>>725894202
Roll
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>>725894244
winrar
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vikings steal wooden cunt
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>>725894333
Then the wizard uses the cumulative to summon wizard-Viking babies.
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Wizzard summons a demon by accident and gets killed by it
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quad
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>>725894050
helmet on the tree kek
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>>725894480
Roll
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>>725894333
oh no...
>>725894202
this
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>>725894480
Reroll
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roll me a good one
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>>725894545
The wizard plants a sacred oak tree the size of his tower which he casts a spell on to let in regrow branches he uses for building tools etc
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vikings decide on a communistic nazi style, all wear the swastika
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>>725894244
>>725894333
The wizard uses his towers to make the top of his tower a blue cone, only to have it immediately covered in nordic cum. This means war...
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>>725888888
Check'd
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>>725894750
one nord goes to bottom right island
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>>725894480
Roll for this
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wizard spawns 10 purple kids
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The wizard didn't ask for this war but he will fight it, he reanimated the reds to be his personal army.
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>>725894967
Re roll
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i like the nord with the micro dick
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>>725894961
rollerino
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>>725895006
Roll
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>>725894750
red smites nords dicks off
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wizard summons 2 trees plz
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Wizard rides into Vikings' island on a dragon.
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>>725894967
fuckin do it
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>>725894967
this
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>>725895333
Help yeah
>>725895006
Roll for this
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>>725895333
shit man you got trips
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>>725895446
Hell yeah*
Reroll
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>>725895333
roll for dragon with dick out
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while vikings are occupied with the hermit and his actual fucking dragon, aa blue takes the boat to their island and neakily backstabs one of them changing into viking clothes
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>>725895655
nice dubs
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>>725894750
a boat travels in from the east, these people are different in colour, more brown... and wear towels and use scimitars
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>>725895531
Re roll
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>>725895907
The filthy Alik'r are hit by one of the wizards stray lightning bolt.
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>>725895333
A great red dragon appears and offers to help the wizard, he accepts the offer and rides toward the viking island, setting their longhouse on fire
>>725895655
A blue comes to the viking island and kills a viking, stealing his helmet
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>>725895949
Re roll
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>>725896128
Oh you didn't get dubs nvm
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The greatest story ever told.
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>>725896161
Re roll
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>>725896160
The wizard mates with the dragon to produce a mildly retarded man-dragon offspring.
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Almost time for a new thread?
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>>725896420
420 count for anything?
If not, re roll
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>>725896623
I think so
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due to wizard's lack of magic skill, he can not sustain the summoned dragon for long
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>>725896798
reroll
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>>725896671

Just did, >>725896955
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>>725896625
Reroll, last try
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