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Why aren't you at work or school right now?

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Why aren't you at work or school right now?
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finished work at 9 am bitch
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>>725846558
i work nights cockass
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still three hours til i gotta be to work
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>>725846558
i work saturday to tuesday
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Got off work at 5am
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I am at work you stupid bitch.
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It's called a timezone you ingnorant fuck.
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>>725846612
>>725846638
>>725846642
>>725846662
slaves
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>>725846558
fappung to your nudes
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Working from home fam
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Spring break nigga
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>>725846558
Joke's on you OP...I am at work
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It is spring break week so we took holiday to visit my in-laws. MIL works in a school.

I'm currently hiding in a closet for the next two days until the flight home.
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>>725846692
>>725846712
Lot Lizards
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I was suspended from school for a month cause I was caught screwing my English teacher.
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>>725846742
cam girl confirmed
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>>725846718

Broke NEET faggot
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>>725846793

Pics or it didn't happen
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>>725846558
Boss asked me to take better care of myself and sent me home ... Full pay ofc
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>>725846558
I'm at work, pretending to work while I save nudes and shitpost.
I fucking love being an adult.
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>>725846760
>>725846775
That was very nice of Devry
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>>725846815
lol nah, corporate america
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>>725846558
I am. Been here since 6am. Not everyone who comes to /b/ is a neet/incel/pol/.
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>>725846863
Get well soon, Anon.
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>>725846829
legend. become a trap
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>>725846558
It's Spring Break you vapid cunt.
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>>725846558
Taking the day off because I can.
feelsgoodman
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I am i just don't care about my phone browsing being nsfw. Worst case scenario people at my work know im into trannys
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>>725846914
Africa has really advanced
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>>725846558
i was fired for bursting ppl safe space bubble and im not even usaman
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Taking a shit at work as we speak homie
>>725846558
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>>725846558

In between two contracts, fam.
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>>725846558

I don't want to learn about feminism and social justice. Instead, I'm learning useful shit.
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>>725846558
I start work on Monday
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>>725847054
I love 30 min shits
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>>725846558
Just moved and my new position doesn't start up until April Third.
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>>725847054
>literal shitposting
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>>725847056
Gulf Cartel is always hiring
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Its saint patricks day my guy, national holiday
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>>725846558
Finished early since I had to run an errand in Prague.

But I am about to employ a bidet if that counts as "work".
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>>725846558
I don't work til midnight

> tfw graveyard security guard who gets paid to walk around college campus and shitpost on /b/
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>>725847075
>math
>science
>drug dealing
>prostitution
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>>725846951
Underage b&
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>>725846558
Time is 16:23 in here you stupid americunt
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Not classes today m8.
Will go do some social service in a couple of hours.
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On vacation now. Go back Monday
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>>725847316
EST is what god uses faggot
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Not at school cause some kid threatened to shoot up the school today during our rally
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Its my weekend queer
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Spring break, you retarded ass
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>>725846558
i am a refugee on government tits.
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>>725847832
nice
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called me from college that today's lesson is cancelled
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Because it's 1:40am
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>>725847231
GODDAMNIT

Fucking bidet made my balls wet.
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I find coming to this site to stump the basement dwelling "intellectuals" a much more productive use of my time. Topics I enjoy destroying you fags the most on include Trump,legality of creep shots,and race. If any of you care to have a go at the smartest man at this site I am right here waiting.
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>>725846558
Because spring break bitch!!
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sex
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It's St Patrick's day, it's a public holiday here and I'm hung over as fuck.
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Homeschooled
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>>725846558
crippled
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>>725846558
National holiday here so should be drunk as fuck right now and living up to the stereotype. That won't be happening.
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>>725847313
>colleges don't have spring break

Found the real underage b&
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Spring break
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I run my own office, I smoke pot and jack off in my office to unrestricted highspeed internet all day. What's your excuse, cuck?
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It's my day off you faggot.
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I'm a NEET
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Because I fucked up three days ago and got my hand impaled by a 7 inch drill bit that fractured my thumb and sliced off a few tendons..
And now I'm home eating painkillers, watching Battlestar Galactica.
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>>725846558
I dont work Fridays because I need an extra day rest because of my insomnia
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>>725850301
Noice!
Respect /b/ro
Hope they gave you some nice painkillers
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>>725850301
God DAMN. Fuck me. That made me clench my anus.
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>>725850350
Faggot!
Start the meth, fuck insomnia!
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>>725846558
Because I am taking a pre-work shit before I get into my car and leave.
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>>725850396
Yep Oxycodone. Feeling gooood.
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I am at work. It's 2017. I have a smartphone
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>>725850498
The 3 Cs /b/ro: coffee, cigarette, crap
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>>725846558
Friday is my travel day(flying home).
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>>725846558

I am at work, as I work from home as a software developer.

When it's quiet I get paid to browse and fap
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It's 1 am.
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>>725846558
Laying out, whole week pretty much cancelled by the snow anyhow
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>>725846558

Don't work. Spring break started yesterday.
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CAD
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>>725850586
Lucky fuck!
We don't get that shit in Europoor!
Make sure you use it wisely though, not a nice thing to be addicted to
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Living in my parents basement collecting disability
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>>725846558

Because I am my own boss and have more money than every fucktard in this thread.
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Its my day off you cunt. God tier schedule of 24 on 48 off
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>>725850718
NEET
E
E
T
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i'm on vacation
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>>725850705
>We don't get that shit in Europoor!
Actually Swedish. We get lucky sometimes.
They just call it Oxycontin here. Same stuff.
Magic pills lol.
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>>725850732
>still here
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I work the night shift. That said, I have spring break from uni, and I requested off from work for this week as well.
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>>725846558
Spring break
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Work 3 twelves a week. Get 4 days off in a row every week
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I got off 20 minutes ago, it's Friday.
I'm on my way to the pub in a cab that smells like piss.
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>>725850977
Check.
Also lucky fuck.
I broke my femur and got some shitty, non working painkillers instead.
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>>725851259
>pub in a cab that smells like piss.
London?
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>>725851526
Kek no, Inverness - Scotland.
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I work from 1pm to 9pm.
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>>725846558
I'm working from home, while preparing for my exam bitch.
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>>725850977
Check'd
Frenchcuck here, we never get them, similar shit but not as potent.
Fuck knows why, since we're the world's number 1 pill poppers! :/
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>>725846558
because i work nights and i cant afford to go to college yet.
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trust fund lololl.ollolloll
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>>725851526
Sides gone!!!! True though
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>>725846558
as managing director I work whenever I want... Right now I feel like playing Overwatch and browsing /b/
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Work from home Ebay/Etsy/Craigslist business.
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But I am, or outside having a snus break at least. I'm waiting for a few parts, tires and also I'm tired to arrive in 10 minutes.
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i am at work. I'm a software developer working from home and I don't do much work. just collect the checks.
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>>725846558
I work evenings to late night faggot!
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I destroyed my shoulders at the gym on wednesday and then overworked my right deltoid when I was spreading the trusses on a roof on thursday. Basically I'm useless as a framer for a couple days while my body rests.
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>>725851963
Noice. What car is it?
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>>725850611
For me, It's coffee, cannabis, crap.
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>>725852096
Volvo 240. Building a track car for a customer.
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Its 4:30 am Saturday morning . BRROO
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>>725851724
That's stupid. Why not give good painkillers instead of weak shit you gotta eat like candy.
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>>725846558
Because as an upperclassman, my shit has odd hours
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>>725846558
It's my day off
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>>725846558
I am
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>>725851963
>>725852177
>snus
>Volvo 240

Svennebög detected
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>>725846558
My wife's son is literally retarded and I had to take the day off to go to the school and pickup his warning cards and a referral to a psychologist . I'm living the meme guys stay single and never ever have kids with a single mom. FML
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I work nights and drop my gf off at her day job
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>>725846558
Uhm....Iam.
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>>725852452
>have kids with a single mom

There's a reason she's a single mom you know. Everyone knows it but you.

Is the kid perhaps also a negroid gentleman?
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>>725846558
Because seeing my crush every day makes me depressive
I'm out of her league and it's killing me
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>>725852440
>Svennebög detected
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>>725846558
that's where i get bullied
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Suspended from work for snapping on co worker. Go back Wednesday. Fuck with me
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>>725852290
Fuck knows!
Prob so we don't end up having an epidemy of oxy addicts like the US does?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGZEvXNqzkM

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/oxyana/

Great docos if you are into into that kind of stuff
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>>725852673
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>>725852663
Lower your standards faggot.

There's no such thing a a soul mate, life is about crushing puss.
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>>725847832
kys
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Just got fired
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>>725852794
Skönt att träffa en svenne här.
Vad gör du på denna Fredag eftermiddag då?
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>>725852775
Thanks ,gonna check them out.
And yeah I guess that's the reason.
Doctors here in Sweden are extremely careful with giving out strong painkillers but if you need them you get them.
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Paddy's day
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>implying this place isn't filled with NEETS
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>>725853000
Thanks for the fap
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Got a concussion. Can't go back to work until my doctor says ok.
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>>725852616
It's dad was a crackhead nuyorican so yeah count him as one. All he does all day is jack off and play call of duty or whatever game he can play. Seriously worst fucking decision of my life. She is alright but yeah that emotional baggage comes in pretty clearly when the little shit does the same fucking life decision as its father. The kid is 13 and doesnt know shit about him except for a few calls from him every now and then. I've tried to dicipline him but she gets waaaaaay fucking over protective and claims that I'll break him... her mom literally pampers that kid to spoiled child levels and I'm seriosly thinking into just selling all my shit except for a laptop and GTFO of this shit of an island I live in. My life is a fucking 9gag tier meme and I'm the only one to blame for it but God as my witness I've tried to stitch this crap of a family too many times.
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Lick my balls, faggot.
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>>725846558
I'm retired. Yeah, I'm an oldfag. Deal with it.
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I just worked 12 days straight. Mmmmmmm money
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At school right now.
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>>725846558
It's spring break you retarded piece of shit
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>>725853348
Us oldfags built the internet. We belong here more than anyone. Millennials are fake and gay.
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Cause I work every other day faggot
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>>725853054
So are they in franceurabia but the sandniggers (Paris 18th) still manage to get hold of them and sell them on the black market. Unless you're in hospital almost dying from pain, they won't give you any.
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I'm on break between classes.
Then I go to work after class.
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>>725853469
Which eurofag country
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>>725852940
Lagar mat, tösen kommer hem från jobbet snart.

Vad gör du själv då?
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Unemployed basement dweller
>>725846558
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Taking a shit
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>>725846558
i don't go to work or school, because i'm NEET freeman master race.
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>>725853539
I still have my 1st computer
Amstrad CPC 6128.
Monochrome, still runs like a charm.
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It's 0256 on Saturday.
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>>725846558
Hangover.
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It's a 4-day USASOC holiday. Don't regret my job one bit.
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>>725853627
Ja du jag tog precis emot sista leveransen med delar till 240'n så nu ska jag stänga garaget och köra hem till frugan.
Blir nog lugn kväll med älggryta, vin och kanske lite whisky för mig. Fredag är bäst.
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Took time off work to go see Beauty and the Beast.
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>>725854099
Is it any good?
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>>725854197
funny pants
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>>725853469
why is there stick man on the whiteboard?
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>>725846558
Too old for school, enough money in the bank, no need to work for it. And you???
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Why aren't you a superior NEET?

fuck off normies
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>>725853705
Holy shit. What the hell is that? I'll Google that.

When I studied electronics I used a PDP11 and programmed in octal. Holy shit, eh?
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>>725855555
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Laid off till Monday, prepping for a severe drunken night.
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>>725846558
Because im better than you
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I work from home
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>>725846558
No class today, so just working on projects and studying for exams. Might buy some pizza and beer but idk.
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>>725855565
You had so much potential. And you fucked it
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>>725846717
/thread
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>>725846558
On a trip through Texas, California, New Mexico, Utah and Arizona. I go back to work Sunday then I get off my ass and apply for college.
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>>725846558
its 6pm. week-end begins
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Sick as fuck and taking the day off.
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I'm at work right now and I fucking hate every one of you who are free

Not really but yeah
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>>725855214
I was about 12yo, late 80's before the interwebz and all that.
Although being a frenchfag we had the 1st form of "internet" with something called the "minitel".
Google it and kek to death
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725855774
Ha story of my life.
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>>725846558
Because I'm a stay at home Dad and I'm killing a few minutes before I pick one of my kids up from after school sports.
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Because I'm taking a shit :v
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>>725855879
the fuck... where do you get those?!??!
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becuase I have aspergers and I'm neet
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>>725855879
Nice slippers femanon!
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>>725856102
Wipe properly lad.
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>>725856125
Are you a lesbian too?
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>>725846558
My office is full of infected fucks, so I went home early
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>>725856124
>>725856131
unfortunatly not mine.
have a nice we anons
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>>725846558
I don't work, I lurk
I reside in b, that's enough for me
let's make a new thread, last ones dead
I'm a 4 chan troll, now watch this roll
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>>725856279
Should have gone down the pub! Paddy's day ffs!
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Work 12 hour shifts Sunday to Wednesday, suck it
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>>725856329
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>>725856317
thanks my dude you too. now to go search for Der panzer slippers..
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>>725846558
I work thirds; it's my bedtime now.
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>>725846558
I graduated college and am still looking for work.
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>>725856453
america in five seconds
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>>725856453
at least someone noticed..... thanks for the validation
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>>725856368
Is it? Who cares?
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>>725846760
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No class today.
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>>725856602
Just an excuse to get slaughtered.
Not that one needs one.
Makes iit more legit that's all.
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>>725846558

neither of those places allow me to crank my tool
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>>725850301
shit looks nasty bro. also, more of a farscape fan
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>>725846558
Because I'm not getting hours at the moment, I think my work.is trying to phase me out. Feelsbadman
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>>725853612
Mexican faggot.
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>>725854389
Some faggot draw it before class
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Spring break homos
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It's St. Paddy's Day.
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>>725846558

it's spring break, shithead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GptPpCjJdkU
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>>725846558
I've been home for a week with turf toe, I can't use crutches for my line of work so I'm at home until I can walk again.
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>>725850718

Living the comfy dream.
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Called in sick so i could check out the new fappening leaks
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Finished work about 2 hours ago. Now im in gym.. fuckyeah Friday!
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>>725853705
Godspeed fellow oldfag. May kek be with you.
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>>725846558
>Finished work early
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>>725846558
Because I'm a NEET suffering from (medicated) Depression and mild social phobia. I've also got an ADD diagnosis which doesn't help.
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Because I live off the government even with trump as pres. Faggot
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>>725846718
anyone got his nudes?
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>>725846558
no job, school from home online
sort of doing that rn as i browse the chon side by side, like the woman i will never get to sleep with me
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>>725846558
because it is 5:50 am and also it is Saturday
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>>725858181
You know, the thing about schooling from home is usually you have a job you need to keep and can't take classes as normal
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Just finished my day at college and going into work at 6

Suck it.
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>>725858316
he is obviously autistic agoraphobe anon leave him be
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>>725846558
Because it is 6:52pm and I get off work at 3:30pm
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i''m recovering from a car accident. the state should help me find a new job. i have a useless degree- multimedia.
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>>725846558
Nearly 6pm taking gf out for dinner
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>>725850689
Mmm those ass pics will never get old
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>>725846558
Day trading motherfucker!
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>>725858526
daytrading in what?
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>>725857884
>work
>going to the gym
>fuckyeah

holy shit, get the fuck off this board...
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I am at work. I buy $5 glasses and sell them for $20. Sometimes $40. People buy them.
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>>725846558
Took the day off to go meet HR at a new job, get some papers signed. Have to go back again - found a typo in the contract. Why aren't you at work?
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>>725846558
No need to.
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March break, nigga
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>>725846558
graduated school
no job
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>>725846558
Fam, i finished work an hour ago now i'm shitposting on 4 chan
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>>725847218
This
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Took the day off for March Madness.
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>>725846558
because i dont start till 10:30. lay the fuck off me, nigro.
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>>725846662
Amazon?
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Inherited properties, live comfortably off of rent monies.
>>
To busy trying to knock one our to that wizard Potter girl ramming a dildo up her. Just can get diamonds over her boyish figure.
>>
I'm at Meps
>>
>>725846558
Studying for finals next week son
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Canadians get the week off
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>>725850301
thanks for this semi gore
>>
>>725846558

cuz im finish my work at hours ago
>>
>>725846558
Workers compensation
>>
>>725846558
sick
>>
Because I'm not poor like all of you.

Your ancestors must've been moronic fuck ups.
>>
>>725853469
>Those chairs
>>
>>725846558
beacause i don't live in burgerland and my day is already over
>>
>>725859974
Then why are you using our site? Hasn't your country created anything worth using? Why do you feel the need to constantly ride America's coattails?
>>
>>725846558
cause I'm a NEET
>>
>>725847240
Spooky lad
>>
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>>725846558

Because it's spring break and I work for a school district.
>>
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Dog has diarrhea for 2 days. Dog starts to shiver. Me: worried. Me: Up all night with dog.
>>
More Emma leaks

http://imgur.com/a/2r9fj?
>>
>>725859872
Tec de Mty
>>
>>725847832
Where did you flee from?
>>
>>725846558
i am at work
>>
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>>725846558
People here may have jobs. Noone here has a good job rofl
>>
>>725860128
you'll be glad to know your site is owned by a konichiwa living in france
>>
>>725846558
Just finished, nosey parker
>>
>>725860821
>based in the US
>created by an American
>the only worthwhile content is posted by Americans
Silly subhuman. You can't even type like a white person.
>>
I am at work, I'm just bored
>>
>>725860217
My dogs happened to have the same symptoms the other day, shat in the house ( which never happens) and as in shat I mean proper shit, as liquid as water, lasted for a few days and then it went.
Trump is trying to poison our dogs!
Ps: eurofag here
>>
Id rather stare at the kids in the playground
>>
>>725846558
st patricks day
>>
I get Mondays and Fridays off
>>
>>725846558
Different time zone, anon. My shift is over for today.
>>
>>725860940
>M00t sold you out
>Sold to a slinty eye
>Still based in USpoor
>Only worthwile content posted by 'muricans
>keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>'muricans thick as shit
>4chan being used by 14yo fatsos who know fuck all
>get rekt FAGGET!
>Muk 'murica gr8 again, meaning it's SHITE
>>
I will be in about 5 minutes
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>>725862090
Calm down with the meme speak.
>>
>>725846558
Technically, I am at work.
>>
>>725846869
Lol when else would you save your porn? Your house is for watching the porn.
>>
>>725862090
I'm sorry your country is shit and you want attention from Americans, but we simply don't want you here. You smell like the second world.
>>
>>725846558
I'm currently taking a dump at work. This is my 4chan time.
>>
I'm slacking in my piano class and I'm terrified of the teacher.
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>>725862316
>>725862227
Noice one!
My country? As in 'murica?
Well done FAGGITS!
Once more you proved it!
And what
>>
work and school......? what am i, a fucking pleb?
>>
I am at work nigger
>>
spring break bitches
>>
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dropped out of middle school

don't need to work. the government pays for my shit
>>
>>725846558
I don't work at night.
>>
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Just got a new job, don't start until next Wednseday.

I have to take a drug test Monday, I don't do any drugs but am prescribed adderall and I am worried it will show up as meth and cost me my job

nothing I can do about it, yolo
>>
>>725855856
You live in colorado or what?
>>
I dont live in the US.
>>
>>725846558
I just came back from work like 20minutes ago
>>
>>725846558
Because I'm myself boss
>>
>>725846558

i work 4 10s
>>
>>725846558

cause i dropped out and Hack for a living
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>>725846558
>>
>work
>school
>7:24pm
do you see the problem.
>>
>>725846558
Day off
>>
>>725846558
Never have school on Friday.
>>
>>725865461
that you think everyone is in your shitty country?
>>
>>725846558
same.
hi its ariana granade
or is it her
fuuuuk check my dubs
>>
>>725866069
what about (((work)))
=(((weekends)))
((((need new laptop)))
comp=chill
PHONNE=404 cause i get angry staying up and not eating
also eating is important tbh.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>
>>725866165
I live in darkness
I go ((((o>>725866165
t>>725866165
s

Sometimes but it bores me to much
Thats why i got mmad when i got b***
wount happen again feeling better now
or thats what shed want u to think
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