Secrets thread, let's get it going.

>>725823705
I secretly hate these threads

I'm a little bit naive.

>>725823745
I secretly like this post

My name is jeff

I miss the days when I was a teen even though it was garbage.

j secretly don't actually want to kill myself

>>725824044
I do to, there was a lot less for me to worry about.

>>725823911
Jeff kaplan?

>>725824099
Simple Sex, Simple Violence and easy School life, Now it's complicated in all aspects (besides school, which is now a 5-9)

>>725823705
my moms friedn tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Recently got passed up for a promotion at $25/hourly. They hired someone else and I now have to take direction from this person. It hurts like fuck. I feel embarrssed and ashamed and demeaned. I worked so fucking hard for almost 2 years and they hired from the outside. It kills me inside, honestly.

I want another job but right now I have no immediete prospects. The worst part is my GF is moving to my city and we're supposed to be looking for an apartment together. There is no way I'm going to be able to afford everything associated with that without this promotion I was counting on.

She knows I didn't get the job but doesn't realize how fucked over our plans are now.

I am so fucking miserable .

>>725823705
I am a black person and secretly hate my body.

>>725823705
I mask my depression with ironic self degradation

>>725824220
Try and find work that will appreciate your work and go from there.

>>725824189
How one fongers?

i just came for a 13yo on omegle

>>725824220
>She knows I didn't get the job but doesn't realize how fucked over our plans are now.
talk to her about it. the sooner she knows, the sooner you can start figuring out what to do together.

She's going to be working too, right? Might take her a while to find a job, but once she does that'll take your plans off hold again. it's a short term setback that you can get past together.

>>725824099
There's more to worry about when you're teen than when you're adult.

>>725824361
Nice

>>725824441
Not a chance.

I steal memes from 4chan and upload them to 9gag, and I tell 9gaggers to come here.

I'm plotting to find that femanon who cheats on her military husband and posts in these threads.

My IT skills are a little wonky but I'm close. Once I do find her I'm either going to send the caps to her husband or she'll be getting a little 'visit' from me.

I will never post this in one of these threads again.

>>725823705

Gave this dude I know's gf anal on a night out, she shat on my dick a bit so I made her suck it clean.. Not sure if the guy knows or not..

>>725824254
small penis?

>>725824220
you have a perfect opportunity

start your own company, even in a different field.
start selling stuff, build a market.
tell your gf what happened and tell her you'll not have as much money as you thought

but most importantly stop feeling sorry for yourself and being a beta cuck. especially infront of your gf.

>>725824441
gr8 b8 m8

>>725824571
He knows and he's planning to kill you

>>725824567
you're the fgt who used to say the same thing about QG right?

the 'military husband cheat' isn't a woman and isn't from the south.

Let the poor man roleplay in peace, he's doing no harm.

a couple weeks ago my friend/housemate got dumped by his gf, for good reasons. he was pretty devastated. anyway, me and her fucked just a couple hours after they broke up. Have also fucked her quite a few more times since, he has no idea.

>>725824777

Absolute Judas

>>725824777
Pretty shitty bro, but good job at the same time.

>>725824586
>small penis
Blacks generally don't have small penis. I hate my wide nose

>>725824722

That would be somewhat of an overreaction

>>725824458
Wanna see?

I don't have any secrets. I tell every one every thing and they are mostly disgusted by me

>>725824777
Good way to support your friend while he's devastated

>>725824361
I also enjoy doing this anon. Ever visited single digits?

What's your best win?

>>725823705
I want to be a mass murderer but am to stupid to pull out

>>725823705
I bought 3 souls, just in case i want to have a deal with the devil.

Anyone here to sell his/her soul?

Every time I have to go to the bathroom I always squirt warm-hot water up my butt with a syringe. I honestly refuse to go otherwise since I feel like it all doesn't come out. But damn does it feel good.

>>725824862
ive fucked a couple other of his exes, he has fucked one of my exes also. we were all fine with it, only difference with this is the wait time.

When I was 16 I was at a real sweet house party. Kids family had property no direct neighbors we could be loud it was great. I had been drinking all night and needed to pee so I go to the upstairs bathroom in the guest room. When I open the door I can see a naked chick passed out on her stomach. As intriguing as that was I needed to piss real bad so I run into the bathroom. After I was done I go to check the girl out. After staring at her ass/pussy for a sec I walk to the other side of the bed to see her face. It's my cousin. I try to shake her awake but she doesn't even move. I think about leaving but I was still a virgin and was horny so I decided I would just look and jerk off. That turned into jerking off touching her and that lead to me penetrating her. I fucked my cousin and came in her no condom. I wasn't thinking. What's worse is I was so panicked after I thought the best thing to do was tell some guy I didn't know there was a passed out chick upstairs. He went upstairs and came back down and told another guy who did the same and so on. Atleast five dudes went up and fuck her some used condoms some didn't. My cousin got pregnant and we have no idea who fathered it. I'm a terrible person.

>>725825416
Tl;dr

>>725823705
I want to find that psycho from another thread and add her on discord so I can eventually fly out to canada and never leave.

So i work with a woman.
She's not overly attractive.
She's clearly a heavy pot smoker.
She's in her 40's
Shes in a relationship and has multiple kids.

Yet i can't seem to get the thought of railing her out of my head.

And I'm married.

>>725825083
nah, i do what i can as his friend as far as emotional support and such. but what he doesnt know cant hurt him.

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>>725824905
>Blacks generally don't have small penis
That's literally not true at all. The average length of a penis when erect is about 5.16, and only 5 out of every 100 men have an erect penis larger than 6.3 inches. Blacks technically do have a slightly higher average penis length, but it's only by about .1 inch.

Source: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/epdf

www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

>>725825416
That's fucked up, but also pretty hot. Does she know it happened at that party or is she a slut and thinks it one of her fuck buddies kids?

>>725825640
its interesting that you keep this information to hand

>>725825889
What can I say, I'm interested in penises. Totally not gay though.

>>725825174
About 8 or 9 times I've gotten to single didgits, I've got many sensational wins I fap to often.

>>725823705
My acne makes me want to kill myself

I also go on omegle sometimes to masturbate to teens and pre-teens, most of the time I manage to find teens from my own country so it's even better. Recently I masturbated and ejaculated to two girls that were about 13, I already had my cock out and they asked me if I wanted to rate their asses and I gladly obliged, they both showed me their tight asses in jeans and they asked which one I liked more, I told them to show their asses to me again because I wasn't sure and I masturbated so hard, they asked me what I wanted to do with them and if I wanted to cum for them, I gladly did while saying I wanted to fuck them both incredibly hard, only by the end of it they asked me for my age and I told them I was 25, they screamed PEDO PEDO and all that good stuff, but only after having expressed they wanted to get fucked and cum from a total stranger :)

>>725825877
She knows it happened at the party but no one wanted drama so the story everyone told her was she went upstairs kissing a guy no one knew. Everyone told her this even her friends who were there.

>>725825991
>My acne makes me want to kill myself
So fucking what? Stop caring about that shit. Do you have a job? Yes? Good. No? Get one.
Focus on living in the world first before your appearance.

>>725826158
You missed the entire point of the thread

>>725825640
The whole BBC is an exaggerated porn myth

>>725826229
I miss the point of a lot of things anon, why do you think I'm here?

>>725826158
Lol your probably right I mean I'm still in high school so I don't work but sometimes it just really fucking sucks

>>725823705
I cheated on my boyfriend. First time I ever cheated, I feel terrible but I wanted to be sure I loved him.

>>725826133
That sucks. What does the rest of your family think about it? Is she planning on getting an abortion? Similarly, how do YOU feel about the fact her child might actually be yours?

>>725826455
A great way to be sure you love him is being loyal and not cheating on him like a skank. So nice job, you don't love him.

>>725823875

i feel you. i try to learn as much as i can, but they always have an angle.):

>>725826455
rofl you can rationalize it in a lot of ways but thats just some fucking excuse for whatever reason you really cheated on him

>>725826455
>I cheated on my boyfriend
>I feel terrible but I wanted to be sure I loved him.
these 2 dont go together, u just fcked up

My friend's older brother used to sexually abuse me.

>>725826465
This was awhile ago. She had my nephew as for his parentage I just try not to think about it. I tell myself odds are its not me.

>>725823705

I'm currently acting as a private investigator for a rich ballerina, and shit is getting heavy. If I wasn't getting the money to skip the country, if required, I'd bail.

When I was 16 through 18, I was fucking this girl that I thought was my own age or older. Her parents knew we were active and were always very nice to me. Hell, her step-dad even gave me money for dinner a few times.
Years later, I found out I was actually fucking her from the time she was 11 through 13.

>>725826681
Damn. Must have been hard on her. Well at least she didnt go suicidal or some shit.

>>725826658
what'd he do? fuck you?

current gf's family died leaving her and her two younger sisters and nobody stepped in to take custody so now I am basically stuck with her raising the kids and I want to bail badly.

I fuck my best friends GF every time they get blackout drunk

I plan to assasinate Trump

>>725827205
How old are her sisters?

I let my ex pee in my mouth when we were drunk. Actually tasted pretty good so we did it again a few times after

>>725826455
And some women deserve to be beaten.

>>725827205
Are her sisters at least alright or do they act like little cunts?

>>725826957
No she actually stepped up and got her life together. That was always a huge relief to me that she didn't go down the shitter.

I enjoy being blackmailed by random internet strangers. It sucks.

I fucked my gf's sister when my gf went to bed early and gf's sis and i started drinking.

>>725826455
There's always an excuse when it comes to cheating, "wanted to be sure I love him" love him my ass.

>>725827178
He didn't try anal sex but he did make me give him and his friends head.

>>725827300
8 and 11

>>725827364
The 8 year old has no hope, she's thick as two short planks, the 11yo has been neglected by their deadbeat family and is fucktrash in the making

it is a brutal situation but I've got a lot invested in the relationship and Im fucking over it and want to leave

>>725823705
I used to have sex with my cousin when we were younger. We were both kind of isolated and only 2 months apart so we just always hung out.

It started innocent. Just stupid kid games playing pretend that we were fighters and heroes and cyborgs and shit. Then we would start using magazine models to base our opponents on (this was pre-internet). Slowly their characteristics go more sexual. The leg razor woman whose legs were actually knives and she'd wrap them around you to cut you, the Booby whose giant sweater rack could grow larger and be used as a club etc.

At some point it switched to masturbating together. Then each other. Then trading time doing oral - also back scratches because those are AMAZING. About 12 by this time. Eventually we started outright having sex in the summer before grade 9.

I switched schools (skipped a year when I was younger, then repeated the grade to be with kids my own age and go to public school) and went to their school.

They blew me off at school though so I started a rumour he was gay. Worked because he was a drama kid. Also he was gay. I felt pretty bad about it when I was older because I feel there should have been a better way to deal with it, shit talking family ain't cool.

Best sex I ever had though, fucking his chubby ass, getting fucked in the park and having my first prostate orgasm all over a big rock. Still jerk off to it.

>>725827414
you again?
just dump a few nudes and a contact point and we'll make it happen

>>725827510
The 8 year old is still young so you might be able to fix her. The 11 year old might actually be a lost cause. If you try hard you might be able to turn her around. Also, if you really do care about this girl then stick around because this is one of the most important times of her life. If you don't care about what happens to her then book it in the middle of the night and throw your phone in the nearest river.

>>725827713
>Also he was gay.
And so are you.

>>725827470
Did you secretly like it?

I like my sister... I want her... Im in love with my sister

I wanna put it in all of her holes.

>>725828093
fuck no. He threatened me. Hit me. Told me not to tell anyone. Why the fuck would I like it. I was like 13. He was 18. He wrecked my childhood

>>725827510
Dude. If you want to leave the relationship then that's fine.

But there's nothing wrong with being a role model for the kids. Even just someone they can talk to if they need to or call in an emergency.

You don't have to be their new dad but that doesn't mean you can't be a friend.

It's not your job to fix them, in fact you probably can't. Doesn't mean you can't give what help you can.

If your GF is bailing on your relationship to prioritize the kids that's shitty but understandable. If you really care about her as a person you can still end it to protect yourself, but also still help out from time to time as a friend.

And occasionally still screw.

>>725826008
Ha ha ha I've had that happen. Although other times the girl has asked my age, then kinda said cool. I like older men. Between 4-6 on the eve and moat the weekends are the best times I find. That and an hour or so around 8 or 9 at night.

>>725825952
I've done single digits quite a few times. Youngest was 8 or 9 actually. She out right asked if I wanted to see her vagina kek

my dick is very veiny and has got a lot of moles

>>725828020
Nah I'm one of those greedy bisexuals. I fuck all the things.

You're all just meat puppets anyways.

Last weekend I got to see my 12 & 9yo nieces nude when they skinny dipped in my hot tub. I didnt molester them or anything, but it's not something id go around telling people about irl. Ive seen them nude before quite a few times but had been about a year since last time and it was only briefly

>>725827510
I agree with the other anons. I mean think about it. She probably didn't want to take up the role of raising two girls, but she is doing it anyways. You don't need to be a father to them, but it cant hurt being there for her because she's probably stressing the fuck out about it.

I chatted with a girl who's face was like 50% disfigured. The left side seemed fine, while the right side was looking like an LOTR orc. Few weeks in, I helped her with some homework and JOKINGLY asked for nudes. She got mad and a friend of hers started to jump in. Blocked both, moved on, had a few good laughs about.

Been having to talk myself out of molesting random women in a store or something. Like grab a handful of tits and take off. Urge is getting stronger especially when I drink. I am also married

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If u have guts, post some CP of Girls :V

>>725826008
>they screamed PEDO PEDO

haha I copped an 11 year old just going "you're a perv, you perv, your such a perv" then when I pulled my hard dick out she turned thristy as fuck and dropped the lot and begged me to nut.

Sluts be young, thirsty and down for it.
Omegle: Put your cock on the screen of thousands of tweens on the planet.

>>725827510
You wanted a healthy relationship and no trainwreck. You aren't forced to stay with her just because her life is a living hell. Move on, find a new girl.

>>725828687
lol

>>725828826
yeah exactly it's just what they think they have to do or say but once instinct takes over they all want to see is a guy jacking off and shooting cum because they're suddenly feeling that tingle down there

I had sex with my mom's brother's wife once when I was 15 and she ended up pregnant with my doughter. No one knows not even my doughter/cousin

>>725828972
so you're uncle is just raising your daughter? #cucknation

>>725823705

I am a white racist. I hate niggers and Muslims.

im 22 and still havent tried any alcohol drink except beer and wine, which usually drink, but never tasted ron, whisky, etc...
reasons, i usually didnt went out frequently (i live far from city, and also a little bit of my personality) and also i always have to drive back to home so i cant drink, but now im starting to want to go out more and more but what should i do with my unexperience of alcohol drinks ? ;(

>>725829072
gonna lol when they find out and you owe $100000000000 in back child support

>>725829072
I have disowned him but yes

>>725823705
I have a wedgie fetish and wear panties daily

>>725829107
Just start drinking alone at home and you will become an alcoholic faster than you imagine :) I know that from my own experience... you don't have to thank me for my advice. ;)

>>725825640
You've studied black cock extensively.

Faggot.

>>725829107

Are you Hispanic?

>>725824220
>passed up for a promotion
>no immediate prospects
Sounds like you don't have the qualifications for the promotion you sought. If you did, you would have other job prospects

>>725823705
>>>725824220
>>She knows I didn't get the job but doesn't realize how fucked over our plans are now.
>talk to her about it. the sooner she knows, the sooner you can start figuring out what to do together.
>
>She's going to be working too, right? Might take her a while to find a job, but once she does that'll take your plans off hold again. it's a short term setback that you can get past together.
>THIS

>>725829250
yea, from spain
bad english? xd sorry

>>725828944
>once instinct takes over they all want to see is a guy jacking off and shooting cum because they're suddenly feeling that tingle down there
they start breathing heavy, start salivating a little and biting their lip
fuck, im raising up and heading back in boys

>>725829203
ok ill try, thanks, recommended usual drinks to try?

>>725824567
>DELIVER: TITLE : TOLD U SO / B

I have my own channel on xhamster where I jerk off to porn and cum tribute girls

>>725829133
She's over 18 now

>>725829311

Nah, you're English is good! Es que dijiste 'ron'.. 'Rum' es lo que dicen en Ingles

>>725829428
I also have some video where I jerk off to female wow characters

>>725825922
>I'm interested in penises. Totally not gay though.
> I'm interested in penises.
> not gay though.
>gay

>>725826455
Whore

>>725825536
I don't know! Sth is terribly wrong in our head (i.e. Men's head) when young. When we get older, then still the same shit, but not enough power to do it!

>>725829484
xdd cazado!

>>725829252
I am better qualified and more experienced than the person they hired. They are idiots.

I've fingerd my girlfriend on the bus going home from school.

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>>725826455
99% sure that is bait but just in case.
If you really "love him" you should tell him. If he loves you back he won't dump your disgusting ass.
If you really love your partner you stay faithful to them.

>>725829250
yeah

I regret not putting it in my ex's butt.

>>725830214
I regret not putting it in my ex at all

>>725829312

Young single digit was playing with a pencil in her pussy
Best I did was for a group of girls and one lad. I convinced two girls to take tops off, and one girl was sucking the kids cock.

Cum so fucking hard to that.

Another was a girl alone in her room. She pretty much gave me a 20 min cam show. She did everything I asked.

>Been with GF for 6years
>She wants to get married
>She's always pushed me towards new things aka moving out and marriage
>Have only ever had sex with her
>Want to live a little more aka have a man-whore phase.

>>725830416
lol if there is any dudes involved it is pretty much a skip for me.

>>725826455
Fucking whore if you were my girl I'd kill the dude, tell your family, then get like 5 hookers and have an orgy on top of you

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>>725830416
this little chubby had 3 long orgasms
guess how old

>>725829672
Then you are delusional, not as good as you think you are at your job, and likely an asshole in work. But sure, it's "all their fault. Idiots!"

Took a dump on a hostel door mat and let someone else take the fall. I watched him clean the mat.

>>725831166
Yep... Everyone thinks they are good at their job, are a good parent, and are a good driver.

>>725824220
But why did you pass it up?

>>725831062
18 obviously

I think I want to kill myself.

>>725831062
18 duh. Any more?

>>725824777
Trips says it's ok

>>725831062
I've always been bad at this game.

Mid-50s.

>>725831517
He didn't. They did.

>>725828328
Just like fucking a fat chick mate. Hide it in your mind never think of it again and move on.

>>725829524
If he interested in collecting penises, he might be a straight serail killer

bmpp

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21/12 - 21/13. best years of my life.

I started drinking at 12 and doing every drug I could from 14-21. Im 22 now have an alcohol problem and a stutter. I get spacey and cant remeber shit. Got diagnosed with ADHD but I truly believe I have brain damage

I like to shower with other guys, or just m-m nudity in general, being seen by guys and them seeing me. is extra hott if it is awkward for them. do it pretty often, mostly with friends and family.

Me and my female cousin had sex a couple of time when we were teens, never told to anyone. The family never had a doubt about it, that was very exciting.

>>725833231

die already showerfag.

>>725833267

its more hot when you are farther apart.

I'm a bull in a cuckold relationship for the past 3 years with an older couple.
Despite what people think, it's not as easy as one would think it is. Though, it's rewarding enough that I don't complain.
Friends and family think I'm a permavirgin because I never go on dates.

>>725833342

what do you mean bull?

>>725833292
that's your job, not mine, so fucking do it already ffs

>>725833404
the bull is usually any dominant guy that fucks the cuckolds wife (or both, fags)

>>725832946
?

>>725833494

ah... ok. i get it. thats what i thought but i was not sure.

>>725833292
>>725833415

also,this is 1st time ive posted in quite a while if it makes you less madbutthurt

>>725833404
See >>725833494
I fuck the wife in front of her husband, record it and send it to him, or just leave her dripping for when he comes home

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>>725833560

nothing. just years i remember when i am alone.

I jerked it so much when i was younger with a boner laying face down my dong now points left a bit. Still piss straight tho

I am more attracted to average looking ones and get a boner seeing them but nothing happens when i see very hot looking ones. Whats wrong with me /b/

>>725833868
Most people have a slight curve. Mine curves to the right and slight twist clockwise

After breaking up with my ex I've realized how crazy my need for constant reassurance is.. It's like I need someone to find me perfect and pay attention to me 24/7 or I spiral so hard.. I get attached so quickly that is seriously frightens me.
I honestly can't understand why someone else's opinion of me, especially when it's someone I haven't been seeing casually for more than a month, matters so much to me.. But it's like I'll go to any length to make sure I'm exactly what they want and hope that if I get close enough to perfect they'll somehow love me so hard that it fixes all my messed up crazy.

>>725833981

you sound like a crazy person. are you a woman?

>>725833818
Okay, but do you want to share? You havent really said anything about what those years were about.

>>725834080
Can confirm.
Female and probably crazy.

>>725828473
nice

>>725833939
What? I am talking about why i am more attracted to average looking girls than hot ones

>>725824777
He'll find out eventually

>>725834170
meant for the guy above you

The first thread I ever made was a Spiderman thread and forgot to noko.

Found it several hours later with like 100-something posts and was able to reap the sweet sweet jpegs

>>725834219
well yeah, but the longer he doesnt know is good for everyone.

>>725833868
I'm kinda the same. Like I can see some super hot chick and be like "yeah, they're pretty attractive" but I see some average looking chick with some flaws and I get way more interested. It's probably because we realize we have better chances with them then some 10/10 model.

>>725831062
She looks fantastic.

>>725834115

incest.

>>725834365
This is me exactly anon "yeah they are attractive" and i don't even think about banging them but some random average girl with flaws i get a raging boner to fuck her.

>>725826455
If you were able to cheat, you don't love him

>>725834447
Story?

I used to play sex games with the neighbour girl. I'd fingered a girl and had my pee pee sucked from age 8

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>>725833607
>>725833607
>>725833607

>>725834656
You will go far in life!

>>725834556

hermana.
joven.
mira los numeros. >>725832946

My most shameful secret is that during a vacation in a foreign country me and my wife got tricked and ended up being fucked by 6 locals. English isn't my main language so would be hard to greentext.

>>725825247
Is $5 a good price?

>>725835025
>got tricked

Sure..

>>725835025

are you gay now?

did you lilke it?

Leaving my boyfriend as soon as this guy I've been talking to for the past seven months gets out of his contract gig in five months.

>>725835025
You tell me, I hate it when i go to a foreign country and get tricked into getting fucked by strangers. It's ridiculous how they get you every single time

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>>725835184
>>725835184
>>725835184
i hate women like you.

Sucked my step brothers dick when I was 8. I'm female. 26 yrs old now.

>>725835184
I hate women in general, but you're a bitch for real. Kill yourself

>>725835283
Hehe. ️

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>>725835327

>>725834484
Yup. Aint nothing wrong with it, if you think someone is attractive fuck what anyone else thinks, you know?

>>725824220
sacramento?

>>725835012
How was your relationship afterwards?

Also, greentext

>>725834911
Haven't done to bad so far.

I still get diamonds thinking about the stuff we got up to.

>>725835266
Well. I hope you never get drugged in a foreign place just because you trusted some random people in there.

>>725832946
Wow, you've been on here pretty frequently this last week. I normally dont see you so many times.

>>725835374
Lol. Nah I'll just keep doing what I'm doing but thanks for the advice.

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I'm rich as fuck.

I hate niggers

>>725835527
Prove it faggot. Big wad of cash or bank account.

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>>725823705
i have a huge crush on my best friends girlfriend. we recently found out she cheated on him and i wanted to steal her from him. i decided against it and now they are back to it. i got to keep my best friend but i wish i had stolen her. even if it only worked out a month i wanted her. i want her. they have been trying to hook me up with this girl who has a bf that they hate. they want me to impress her and steal her from her current bf. ironic.

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>>725835604

>>725835649
im sorry i meant he cheated on her

>>725835681
What currency?

>>725835751
Euro.

>>725835681
looks legit nice one

>>725835681
>>725835794
you're still a faggot tho

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>>725835460

same. its good. nothing is bad. we are just old now. almost 8 years so its a long story. maybe another night. picture is like memories related.

>>725835486
i have time this week. i have been home thats why. nice to talk to you anon.

I killed my turtle when I was 5

>>725835681
$50k... well...

I love seeing females wear nail polish.

>>725835681

what do you do with your money?

>>725827205
Sexual access tbh fam, not a bad situation

>>725835840
A lot more than that. As you can see.

>>725835979

what does fam mean?

>>725835925
Travel, fancy food, whisky and cars.

>>725836007
Family, as in you should be fucking your girlfriend's underage family.

been fucking my friends mom for a few years now

>>725836037

i want to travel, but i dont want the other things. good for you anon. do you have a wife or gf? do women like you because of money?>

i am not a female. just asking.

>>725835996
assumed it were krona

>>725836048

so you are saying "family" like in a friendly manner? like saying "brother" to someone?

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

I constantly cheat on my girlfriend with my male best friend when he's drunk.

>>725836106
Nope, I am Swedish but live in Italy.

>>725836105
No girlfriend (bad experiences with women..) but yes women tend to like me when they find out I'm rich. And that's the reason I'm single.

>>725836566
>yes women tend to like me when they find out I'm rich.

is it really obvious? like, how do you know or notice it?

are you ugly or good looking. i always wondered what its like to be rich with women.

>>725836106
>>725836432
>>725835681
Nice anon, another Swede here but not rich I'm afraid. But it's my dream to leave Jönköping and move down south. Probably Italy.
Maybe in the future.

>>725836566
In fact, you're rich because you are single, that's all xD

>>725836566
How did you get rich?

>>725836643

is sweeden really full of muslims like /pol/ says?

>>725823898
I'll second that

My sister sucked me off multiple times when we were kids (Her 11-13 and me 7-9). Don't really regret it tbh.

>>725836759
no she didnt

>>725836759

this happens more than you think anon. or more than anybody thinks.

>>725824441
must be a teen

>>725836640
>is it really obvious? like, how do you know or notice it?
Well yes. I never tell anyone but words gets around. The second you enter a club they come running..
I'm normal looking by the way. Fancy clothes but that's it.
>>725836665
>how did you get rich?
Old family money and my dad owns a lot of property around Europe.
So yeah, spoiled.

fucked my sister as party of a group her bf arraigned- she was blindfolded and has no idea one of the guys was me

>>725835327

Story.
Why did you do it? Did you like it?

>>725836681
In some places yes. I grew up in a nice area of Stockholm so no problems there but in the suburbs, Malmö city etc has a lot of them.

>>725835681
>>725836834
Have you ever showed off with your money? Like riding a gold plated bike to school or something kek?

>>725836998

i dont think he is black.

my older sister who was 17 at the time messed around with me and some friends when were were 15

>>725836810
so it has happened 2 times, not 1.

>>725837045
>>725836847
>>725836759

i think this proves its normal.

>>725837045

details?

>>725836998
>Have you ever showed off with your money?
Uh no not like that.
>>725837018
Correct.

>>725837076
I wouldnt say "normal", more like uncommon.

>>725837079
he was 17 at the time time we (3) were 15, she caught us watching porn and would watch it with us. one day she wanted to see who had the biggest dick and watched us jerk off and helped a bit by stroking our dicks and then shockingly sucked us too, was mindblowing, we did that a few times over the month and later we ended up fucking her, she got naked and let us play with her tits and layed back and took each of us. was a very fun summer

>>725837196

mmm... ok. makes sense.

Once dated a pedo mom

>>725837311

my car's mom tried to father me in the front of my father's finger.

When I was 15 or so I went to my friends older brothers party with him. He got drunk for the first time and passed the fuck out. I drank a little bit but I was a pussy cause I was young. His older brother was 21.

He and his friends trapped me in a room and beat they shit out of me. They then took turns sodomizing me with his moms dildo. My friends older brother raped me.

My uncle was a Marine and I was too scared to tell my dad. He said there was a lot of rape when he was in Desert Storm so I could either get the fuck over it or get revenge.

I got over it. But I can't lie and say there haven't been drunken nights where I drunk drove over to his house. Breath reeking of whiskey and my sweaty palm white knuckling my Colt 1911.

>>725837500
I live an entirely different live than you, nothing could really say if I would were I in the same situation, but if this is real, and if I were you.. I couldn't live with not doing anything about it.

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>>725823705
ûТŊIJ

>>725837500
i'm diamonds
>moar

>>725837586
what do I do. If I beat the shit out of him it's gonna turn into a feud. If I fucking shoot him I'm going to jail.

IF God was real he would just give me five minutes alone with him in a room with no consequences.

>>725837683
My friends older brother Matt was a real piece of fucking work.

He used to have this crazy pill addict girlfriend who never had a father so naturally was a mess.

He and his buddy used to get her to hot sheet a shitload of percocet and get her higher than a giraffes pussy.

They would then choke her until she would pass out and take turns fucking her.

One time they beat the shit out of her and all took turns cumming on her face. Then they threw all her clothes in the trash and made her walk home. We lived in a college town so there were a shitload of people around.

She stayed with him because he had the syringe and she had zero self respect. Good times.

Im Moot.

>>725837500

did he cum in your butt... faggot?

>>725837863

hi moot. why did you sell us out you faggot nigger?

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>>725837630
my secret is, I am quite good at video games, and my name is duke earl Robert Zuur in real life and my face book is facebook/ZuurDuke and I suck at art but I draw big crowds in public places

and it makes me uncomfortable cause people never talks to me

and I get treated likes shit exect for like 2 pplrs and likes

the DIE ANTWOORD ppls

that's is it onllys

in ths whole world
only

and like

some female celebreties

and some cool guys

but not moste

cause theyre all dickheads I want to actually kill

cause they treat people pooprly

I am kind if a hard case but a really nice guy is you don't try to hurt the people I care about

I love animals and living creatures in general

even dead spirits ingeneral

everything

even energy and matter

living science

so....

I am not an idiot

ius that good? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ?

here is az song ???

hey look over there, a fly in the ointment

my real pirate name is Šħıv мεг мσηδ
shit fuck motherfucker~~ !
https://youtu.be/IjNcZskDvME

>>725837872
yeah he came in my butt. I cried on the toilet after while it came out.

Also the reason that I fucking hate faggots and have committed multiple hate crimes against pole smokers.

>>725837953
>I cried on the toilet after while it came out.

were you fapping at the same time?

also, whats worse? taking it in the ass, or taking it in the mouth?

My ex-bestfriend betrayed me so I got my then-girlfriend to fuck him and then spread rumors about his baby dick and shitty bedroom skills. He lost all respect within our friend group and dudes made shit of him. No one knows I made my gf do it.

I was 18 at the time, he was 19 and my gf was 16. Good 'ole days of not giving a fuck.

>>725837899
Site was too large, I liked being Moot.... Not making magazine covers and media attention. The biggest factor is once you faggots made me famous, my mom took a real interest/exploration into the site. (including /b/)

I could see it in her face, she was disappointed I was associated with this kinda shit.

>>725838038
>I got my then-girlfriend to fuck him and then spread rumors about his baby dick and shitty bedroom skills.

you are literally retarded if this is true.

>>725838022
lol I know u are trying so hard to troll me.

never had a dick in my mouth. but I have had a pretty sizable dildo shoved in and 1/10 would not recommend.

>>725837199

what did she look like?

>>725838078
I changed gfs every second week back then so no fucks given. Get tired of this, get a new one. In my country there are more females than males, so you get what I'm saying.

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>>725838065
>she was disappointed I was associated with this kinda shit.

and she hasnt been dissapointed that youre a flaming homosexual that hangs out with feminists dykes?

I loved you Moot, we could've been together – think about it!
you ruined it now, I hope you can't slee and you dream about it
and when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
i hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
see, moot--shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to talk
hey moot, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see, I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more and then she'll die too
well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now...
oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to post this shit out?...

>>725838197
>In my country there are more females than males

russia?

>>725838316
No, Sweden

>>725838377

how can i move to this "sweden"?

>>725833981
Rica?

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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>>725838562
>>725838562
>>725838562

>>725838316
No, but close. Eastern Europe.

The girls here are all generally slutty and finding a loyal one is hard as fuck.

Ironically, my long-term girlfriend of five years (I'm 29 now) used to have a sugar daddy but is a better person than those whores my friends date and get cheated on with.

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>>725824441

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Ruined a marriage, by catfishing a guy on facebook. Used a fake profile, and sent him nudes I found on 4chan. Eventually he sent me 7-10 dick pics, even gave me his phone number. Took pictures of the conversation and sent to his wife. Two days later they were no longer married.
Felt pretty bad about it and never told anyone.

Picture related, this is what I used as a profile picture. Guy was a fucking idiot.

i have been to heaven and back and it sucks now.

>runningbearlikestorun.jpeg

At a house party where everyone was drunk and most were high. Some were even doing coke. Stumble into a spare bedroom to pass out as I'm faded and see chick laying there with bra down around stomach and jean skirt on.

She's mumbling some nonsense and I'm about to just step out when she sits up and pulls me over. She starts asking where I've been and calling me "Robbie" (not my name). I start caressing her tits and she's grabbing for my dick.

She keeps calling me "Robbie baby" and saying she loves me as she pulls out my cock and starts sucking. Sloppy drunk head ensues and I hike up her skirt and fuck her with no condom.

Bust inside her and she's all over me with kisses and is hugging me tightly. I clean us both with the bed sheets and go to leave as I'm afraid she's going to realize I'm not "Robbie". She's half passed out now and I exit and find an empty couch on a diff level and am half passed out.

Short time later I hear some dude yelling at the host "Someone fucking raped my girlfriend here, I'm going to kill them!" Host tries to calm him but he's flipping his shit. Realize this is Robbie. OFUCK.

He's talking about how he's going to beat it out of "every motherfucker here" and get his gun if he needs to. OFUCKOFUCK. I pretend to be passed out and ignoring this.

Party host comes up to me and I act dead to the world. I act like I was just woken up and am disoriented. I hear the dude going ballistic in another room. He comes out and I'm face to face with him. Acting cool, I pretend to have been on couch for hours. He's a trailer trash douche with partially shaved head, tons of tats and wife beater and backwards hat.

He is drunk and pissed but after seeing me he says "yeah I remember this guy he's been here. Ain't him." I ask what happened and host says I don't want to know and sorry for bothering me.

Fall back asleep peacefully. When I woke up they were gone so no idea what happened.

>>725838867

you did good anon.

if you love a girl you will never cheat on her.

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>>725826455
Typical, r-selective dirty ass ho. If you really have deluded yourdumb ass into thinking you love him, try telling him with that as your excuse. If he's a real man he will leave you hopefully. If not, gratz; you've somehow won the scum lotto and bagged someone as pathetic as yourself. Have a nice day.

>>725826701
>If I wasn't getting the money to skip the country, if required

I can't seem to make sense of these words. You're saying... You are getting money... And that, if you weren't, you would leave the country? Without the required money? What?

>>725830457
Talk to her about it, do it, come back afterwards and then see how you go

>>725824567

Good man

I'm asian

>>725827205
Age of all?

>>725838944
done this before.


Drunk girl passed out from mixing xanax and booze. Im trying to find a bet and find her in only her panties.

She tells me to suck on her nipples. Ok. I tell her Im gonna turn off the lights and say its cause I want it to be more romantic (LOL).

She passes out right after I cum. Go sleep on the couch.

>>725828972
daughter shit break.
A not O

Femanon here.

One of my best friends kept cheating on her bf (and bragging about it to us) so I made a fake fb account and catfished her into having an explicit conversation and sending nudes. I used dick pics found on 4chan and some dude's from Tinder face.

Sent the proof to her bf and he dumped her.

She doesnt know it was me.

>>725840031

Whether female or not, you're got a heart of gold

>>725840031
tits or get the fuck out bitch.

you know the rules. get raped.

>>725840358
I got cheated on in a similar way by my ex-bf so I know the feelings first-hand. No one deserves treatment like that.

>>725840398
www.pornhub.com
Plenty of tits for you.

>>725840448
FUCK YOU NORMIE


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