Am I gonna fuck your mother?

>>725800786
Will it be dry?

>>725800786
Probably?

>>725800888
Must be like a fuckin slip n slide then.

>>725800786

Will it blend ?

>>725800786
op are gay ?

>>725800786
will I be impressed tomorrow?

>>725801036

Will it blend now ?

>>725800936
I'll say more than likely.

>>725800786

Will Billy Mays return from the dead to rule this shattered world with an iron fist of pure capitalism ?

>>725800786

Is putin a master hacker ?

>>725800786
will we have a happy relationship

>>725800786

Is Trump the best american president ever ?

>>725800786

Did hitler do anything wrong ?

>>725800786
should i just break up with her?

>>725800786

Are jews evil ?

>>725800786

did the jews do 9/11 ?

>>725800786

Was osama a hero ?

>>725800786

Did bush do 9/11 ?

>>725800786

Did the US goverment do 9/11 ?

>>725800786
should i sleep?

Will I be able to do it?

>>725802003
Okay

>>725802053
Seriously?

>>725802086
This is a fucking joke, right?

>>725802126
Holy shit

>>725801632
Osama was a monster but his crimes weren't a matter of public knowledge, they just needed someone to pin the blame on and since his head was on the chopping block anyways they used him. He and his affiliates claimed responsibility but they always do that as a tactic to throw off the scent of anyone who succeeds at wounding or killing their enemies.

>>725800786
Did he send my nudes to his friends?

Am I gonna finger fuck that new girl?

Will I ace my English exam?

>>725802362
Lies.
I seent em

Will I be the number one Pokemon Master and actually catch em all?

give up on sleep and rail the rest of that 8ball tonight?

>>725803737
u already know bitch

am i gonna have sex with a woman this weekend?

>>725804933
kay

last digit is how many lines I do

>>725805410
lol

>>725805410
8 balls a biatch, do 20 and die with a smile on your face.

Will the guys on Saturday be douchebags?

Will I be financially free?

Will everything fit right?

>>725800786
does she still like me?

>>725800786
did she think about me today?

>>725805853
reroll

Will I be rich?

>>725800786
Is she the one?

>>725800786
Will next week be any better?

>>725805940
reroll, tell me

>>725805923
re reroll

>>725805690

Is she concerned about it being too small?

>>725805484
I'll do 4 for you, pics?

>>725800786
should i talk to her now?

>>725805973
I really feel something for her i want to know if she feels the same.
I really want to be with her the rest of my life

>>725805667
Do my mood swings have something to do with you changing your answer every damn time I ask this?

>>725806136
not unless you do 20

>>725800786
should i kill myself tonight?

>>725806260
not unless you kill 20

>>725806236
I'll take 4 lines and divide them into 20 bumps just give me a minute

Should I enlist?

>>725806436
That's not enough, you need to buy more RIGHT NOW.

Is Alex a stupid nigger?
Also does Meg like dis cock?

Does she still love me?

Will my GF ever have sex with me again?

>>725806507
it's fucking 12am and I'm already fried im gonna do a few bumps and if I wake up I'll pull an all nighter. Will post results

>>725800786
Will I ever fuck a animal

>>725806618
Rip

>>725806659
Do you not understand?
You can't be happy unless you do 20 lines, you can't do 20 lines unless you text your dealer, you can't text your dealer if you're gonna be a half measure ass little bitch about what time it is. You need that next 8 ball, be a man and go get that shit you limp dick faggot fucker.

>>725806618
Absolutely Haram.

Am I gonna die within the next 6 months?

Was it my insurance?

>>725800786
Should i fap?

>>725807403
??

>>725806986
I said 20 bumps, idiot. I'll post in a sec, currently scaling it out. Probably gonna do 200mg total for now

nigger

>>725807738
Look, you seem like a nice fiend. I'm just not interested in seeing you do 20 bumps as opposed to 20 lines. Now I'm sure you've heard these words before, but.....it's just too little, too late.

Get clean you fuckin junkie.

>>725808095
Not much but it'll keep me awake for a while. It's not like I'm gonna be able to sleep anyways. Fuck insomnia

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>>725808372
Forgot the pic

>>725808372
Get a job.

>>725808510
You also forgot your dignity, it might be rolled up in that dollar bill you're about to use.

>>725808217
"Junkies" are heroin addicts. I'd rather call myself a recreational drug user. Been clean off opiates for a couple weeks now too, bitch
.>>725808576
I have one

Will Jensen ever blow me?

>>725808707
straws all the way

>>725808730
1. If you have to justify your addiction by differentiating it from another one
>you're a fuckin junkie
2. delivering your own drugs to yourself isn't a job.

>>725809120
im not an addict and i don't sell myself drugs. what the fuck is your point?

>>725809022
Oh right, because you spent the money on the blow...

wew

>>725809196
not a single dollar bill left, i traded all my foodstamps for cash

>>725809184
I called you a junkie, YOU said addict.
My point is you need to seek help.
Go call your dealer and ask him if he wants to help you snort the 8 ball you're about to buy off of him.

>>725809403
>If you have to justify your addiction by differentiating it from another one

thats what you said, dumbass. i don't need to re-up anytime soon either, i won't be calling my dealer for a while

will i hook up w/ the girl from work tomorrow night?

Does N wanna hop on mah pogo stick and jump around like the house of pain?

>>725809557
Well you should, because otherwise you're not be able to do those 20 lines that are gonna send you into cardiac arrest and save me from this God awful conversation.

will we see emma watsons pussy

Am I gonna fuck N?

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Will I finally find a job I'm happy with and build a career?

>>725809985
You don't know that, maybe she's shy.

>>725800786
Does she love me

Is this bitch ever gonna get here with my derbs?

>>725809922
yet you keep on responding. i have an idea, how about you shut the fuck up since you have absolutely no idea what youre talking about? i seriously doubt that .2g of blow is going to put me into cardiac arrest. maybe you should go to bed now, its a school night. don't want to lose those GBP do you? your mom's a filthy whore

>>725800786
Will i die within the next five years?

Is she just a bitch?

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Am I gonna fuck her this weekend?

>>725810301
Yeah, I thought so.

should i buy a 4chan pass???

>>725810463
????????????????????????????????????

>>725800786
Cheryl?

>>725810494
will i become moot?

>>725810164
You blow your father with that mouth?

>>725800786
Am I going to fuck Cheryl?

Will I get a GF soon

>>725810526
you're fucking disgusting, have you considered killing yourself?

>>725810593
Will I get a girlfriend soon?

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>>725800786
I'm fairly certain about it, but does michelle like me?

>>725810526
didn't deny the fact that your moms a nasty whore either. bitch swallowed and sucked me off after i fucked her fat ass. she's a bit on the chunky side though, you can keep her.

>>725800786
Should I kms?

>>725810612
Must have been your dealer.

Does Zoe want me?

I won't make that mistake again.

>>725810947
your mom sucks my dick for free blow, thats why she always has that dumbass fucking look on her face because her face is all numb. good quality shit. that whore once sucked me off for a .5

Am I polite enough?

Will I ever see her again

>>725810947
>>725811108
she also did it when she was knocked up with you. I'm guessing thats part of the reason why you're so fucking stupid. hows life being a FAS crack baby?

Will I get a girfriend in real life this month?

Will my dream of being a martial arts master come true in this life?

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>>725811108

Will I see her again?

>>725811237
I like how you had clarify "in real life"

>>725811459
Reroll

>>725811507
Reroll

Please say no

>>725811235
I really wish you had like a fuckin KILO right now.

>>725811562
:^))))))))))))))
fuck you

>>725811609
i dont

Am I loved?

Is my life significant?

will I find them?

>>725811753
I said, is my life significant?

will they find me?

Does this narcissistic, attention seeking piece of shit really think I'm going to bend over backwards to "make things up" for her?

Will my gf stop being stupid and ignorant?

let me know niggy

>>725800786
will i get back with amanda?

>>725811983
w3

should i finally change my phone number? its only been 4 years

>>725811669
I do.

are they too cowardly to communicate normally so instead they choose to use subliminal insults and send fucked up messages?

>>725800786
Did I take the right job offer?

>>725812420
Fuk this again.

>>725812147
thats a pretty big investment, and people snitch so eventually people would know and they'd kick your door down and fuck you up. 1 kilo of coke is worth more than your life. i'll stick to oZs

>>725812546
YOUR life maybe.

>>725800786
Am i getting a Nintendo Switch this year?

ROLel

>>725800786
Am i moving out this year?

>>725812923
Rolge

>>725800786
Will I need surgery on my arm?

>>725812665
you're probably right. your life is worth about 1 kilo of dog shit.

will i kill myself

>>725800786
Should I forget Kathy?

Is my hand permanently fucked?

>>725800786
Will we be together again?

>>725813088
its been a year now, should i see a physiotherapist or get surgery?

>>725813131
whatever at least i can still finger properly ;^)

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>>725813008

>>725800786
Has she read my emails?

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>>725800786
Will I ever find a nice girl to love me?

>>725800786
Does she hate me?

>>725813263
no but i do. go fuck yourself you steaming pile of shit.

will she be mine soon?

>>725800786
Does Kathy hate me?

will i be able to box again within a year?

>>725813325
what about tomorrow?

is she hiding something?

>>72581340okay

>>725813354
now that i have 1 disfigured knuckle and another fractured one, does that mean my punches will hurt more?

Will we ever reconnect?

>>725800786
?

alright I'm bored. fuck this site.

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>>725800786
Will Alyssa ever talk to me again?

>>725800786
Will i get this bitch to break up with me

>>725800786
Re-asking will i get this bitch to break up with me

Well she date me?

>>725800786
Will my girlfriend be mad at me tmwr and will we still be friends

>>725813848
fuck

nah

Will I succeed in life?

>>725800786
do i work today

>>725810021
I'm almost certain I'm looking at lube. You wanna work imma sex shop Anon?

>>725800786
is pizza good?

Is she into men?

>>725800786
I'd like to see a little fourth Reich action. Is that gonna happen anytime soon?

>>725800786
Do I work tomorrow?

Will she come back?

>>725801049
kek

I will have got a new position after vacation?

>>725800786
Will I fail?

>>725800786
Am I dead?

>>725800786
Will I die after I post this.

>>725800786
Will I die tonight?

>>725814903
Well?

will i get laid soon

will i get laid

Will I get laid this year

piip

Am I gonna pass this semester

Should I get back with my ex

>>725800786
Will i get with OKS?

>>725800786
Is she a virgin?

Would she fuck?

>>725800786
I don't think it be like it is, but do it?

Will i ever get out of my depression and drug addiction?

>>725800786
fap?

Would emiley fuck?

>>725818458
I guess it don't.

Will a jihadist kill me?

Should I an hero?

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Gyul

>>725800786
Is it bad that I had an orgasm in my sleep?

>>725818628
I live to suffer another day, it seems.

Could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?

>>725818709
Yup, make it worth while and get some sour gum to chew.

Will we ever date?

Will I ever build self confidence?