Shit you've seen/done in school

>Walk into bathroom
>See kid crouched down with backpack
>Kid looks at me and puts his bag on and runs out of the bathroom
>Fuckin school

>>725793993
where can I find the video?

>>725793993
Looks cute af, do you have more?

>>725793993
Story?

>>725795348
Also, link to sauce

>>725795382
If I had it I would have posted it

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>>725795119
Best part of the video

i'd love to watch a vid of a classmate getting fucked in the ass right in front of her inclass like that, that would be so fucking hot, damn, i'd get an instant boner

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>Be sitting in class one day
>Browsing /b/
>Ohshitshelooksfamiliar
>Find classmate who im acquaintances with having her set dumped
>Go home and fap furiously

Have never told anyone to this day, and still fap to her

i once had a kid fall straight though the roof and break his leg when the half-hit a desk on the way down, fucking idiot was jumping off a step ladder on the floor above because he saw a cracked tile and wanted to fully break it

>>725795633
Dump the set

>>725793993
Got suspended from school for telling kids in the year above me about a site that has fake pics of Sabrina The Teenage Witch fingering herself.
They printed the picture off and put it up over the entire school... when they got caught they blamed me... I got 2 weeks suspension, they got 2 days even though they did it.

Saw a dude in my year take on like 3 guys a few years older when we were like 13. He fucked all of them up without breaking a sweat even though they were like 3 times his size and 3 years older... safe to say, I made friends with that dude after that incident.

Another similar incident... 2 Portuguese guys in the year below me beat the fuck out of like 10 guys that came to my school from another school down the road. They barely spoke a word of English but they loved the school and hated that other kids from other schools were coming to start a school war... so the 2 guys decided to take on like 10/12 guys... and won. It was fucking amazing to witness... I didn't get involved because I've always been a massive pussy.

My school was also haunted. In detention one day... the door to the classroom started swinging and slamming on its own, and then it got worse and more aggressive with lights flickering and shit... so I basically bailed as fast as I could and explained to the teacher why I did it, and she said "don't worry, I get why you left, George can get pretty mad sometimes" as if she knew the ghost. The school closed a year after I left and apparently the haunted shit got WAY WAY WAY worse.

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>>725795985
>>725795633
Got to find it, but can tell stories in the meanwhile

>>725793993
i saw a kid doing a russian squat dance on the top of a desk and fell off the desk

>>725793993
Gotten fucked a bunch

y'all some silly ass niggas

>i dont go to school

>>725795985
I got the set. Roll trips and i'll unleash it

>be in a school with mostly niggers
>last day in school
>father died a few days prior to that
>niggers all dancing on the tables and shit
>one nigger gets on my table
>push her off
>fucking niggers

>>725796465
roll

The entire phys ed class ganged up on the short developmentally stunted kid, we beat him into a corner and rug burned his ass with his underwear, one on either side tugging back and forth

>>725796493
I know exactly what this is holy shit

>>725796554
DAMN SON, SO CLOSE

>>725796465
Roll

>med class
>horny asf
>asks teacher to go to the bathroom
>open porn tabs from my phone
>PULL OUT DICK AND STARTED BEATING IT
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Finish and forgot to clean the mess i made
>guy who cleans bathrooms comes in right after i finished
>hears complaining in indian

I ran like a nigger running from the cops it was fun

>>725796493
I've seen that video

>>725796465
fuck it, roll

>>725796465
roll

>>725793993
Pulled the silent emergency on, guy goes oh anon pulled the emergency alarm, didnt knew what was it really because it was close to the air conditioner, this big forehead girl snitched on me.
Fireman came, cops, swat.
I cried and confessed they say we could write you a ticket for 500 dollars, the cops say I could send you to juvi for this, started crying the fire fighters said ok just dont do it again, cops said you know I once was a messed up kid at your age we are not gonna press any chargers but it will be in your permanent record.
so if you ever want to become a janitor at a school you wont be able to ok son ? yes yes officer then he said stop crying or you will have a rough time if the other students see you.

>>725796465
Ehh let's roll it

>>725796183

>but can tell stories in the meanwhile

stfu quit playin

>>725796465
rolI

>>725796790
kek you little bitch. what grade

>>725796740
nogfriend of hers filmed it, put it on fb is the vid on /b/ often? only see it rarely on niggerhate threads.

I'm not even gonna tease with a little pic here and a little pic here followed with 'roll quads for facial.' I'm just gonna bust all i got, including facial because i'm in that kind of mood. BUT, if you roll 55555, i'll dump all that Emma watson chili

>>725793993
>private school
>every girl there is a slut with daddy issues
>getting blown by the school bike in the toilets
>some other student walks in
>just stares at us with a shocked look on his face
>the slut sees him and starts gagging herself on my dick
>just watches until she swallows my cum
>I leave to go to class and she doesnt follow
>as I collect my bag I see a teacher coming down the path
>fuckin leg it to the nearest corner and hide
>my instincts were right
>the teacher is heading straight for thw toilet
>I run like a nigger from the police back to class

Got told the slut got expelled that day and the kid got asked to leave.
Fuckin private school girls are crazy.

>>725796465
rollll

>>725796867
What?

>>725797022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aeH4vB37l0

>PROOF
>NOW

Somebody drew soft core furry porn for an art painting, and he/she hung it up in the hallway

>>725796465
So basically you are a lying cuck

>>725797314
shut your bitch ass mouth you trump supporting faggot

Pushed a bitch and punched her in the face with a friend, she fell and started bleeding from her nose and one of her eye.

>Be 2007
>This girl in my grade and a few guys got in trouble for spreading her nudes
>Pictures are of girl with purple marker in her vague
>Everybody who's seen the pictures posted purple marker on their arms
>Hundreds of students walking around with purple marker on their arms
>Eventually the school gets involved, girl transfers to a secluded private school and becomes an advocate against sexting, the two guys caught sharing the pictures had their phones/Ipods confiscated and we're brought up on distribution of CP.
>Pictures weren't even decent

>My friends and I used to call ourselves Team Hide And Smoke
>we would go to random spots around my shitty
home town, hide, and then smoke.
>one night we went up on the roof of my school to smoke some Js
>There's a roof access door that was unlocked
>go inside and there's a fucking archery range on the second floor that no one knew about
>shoot arrows for a while before deciding to go steal music equipment
>get all the way down music hallway before alarm goes off
>run all the way back up to roof, practically jump off, as the alarm is so fucking loud and there's other people in the school parking lot
>get in car and peel out
>find another spot, then hide and smoke

I have pictures of this night on a CD somewhere

>>725797396
What's so bad about supporting ( praise be unto him) Trump esè?

>>725796465
I WANT FREE NUDES JUST LIKE MCGREGOR WANTS HIS FUCKING BELT!

>>725797396
Wow, your replies tell a lot about you y'know...

>>725796465
Roll

>>725796465
Rerollin

>>725797074
the school owns a bike and they store it in the restroom ?

>>725795633
roll

>>725797911
Everyone! Lets make fun of the retard!

>>725796116
>Suspended
Did they give you a fair trial you were present at, with a jury of your peers? Because schools are federal property (and thus subject to the laws laid fourth in the bill of rights, due to the 14th amendment), and you can sue them.

>>725796465
Roll

>>725796465
rrolll

>>725796788
roll

>>725796465
Roll

>Fire alarm goes odfduring our schools Halloween party,
>cops and firefighters as well as emts came in like 2 minutes
>cops question all the kids outside (it was a small school)
>witch hunt begins, everyone accuses all the 8th graders , I was in like 4th grade at the time
>the cops leave and our principal tells us there will be no more parties for the rest of the year
>shit
>took a week for the FD to get back to us that Noone pulled the alarm and that it was a malfunction
>the bitch apologides

>also, 2 hours before the alarm went off, an 8th graders fell and broke through a window

>took a bottle of tequila to school
>get friends drunk
>dumb attention whore finds out about this and bugs me for some
>she takes a huge chug
>shes fucking noticeably trashed
>a few classes later i get called up to the principal
>they ask me why shes drunk
>"I have no idea"
>she had snitched on me so she wouldnt get in trouble
>I get suspended for a whole week

Those were the good ol days, This happened in 8th grade, the school was shitty. This isnt the only story i have. probably the most interesting one tho

>>725796465
these better be good. roll

I'm no nigger

>>725796465
dump set nigger

>>725796465
ROLL

>>725796465
roll

>>725794721
2 egy 4 me

>>725796465
I like how some girls nudes can change the direction of the thread.

>>725796465
rolllllll

doot doot

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>>725796493
Please tell us what happened after the video stopped recording.

>>725798572
More stories please

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>>725798899
so close yet so far

>>725798899
We're getting there

Rollin

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>>725798899
Dubs get a little bit of this

>>725796493
are you a boy or girl

>>725798991
FUCK

>>725796493
Anyone have the webm of this?

>>725799005
meh

>>725793993
How is he taking a picture of his phone?

does he have a camera and a phone?

>>725796465
betchu wont deliver but roll

>>725796465
rolll

>>725799005
Roll

>>725793993
> stole female friends phone.
> found nudes
> sent nudes to myself and my friends

>>725799199
S O C L O S E

Rololl

>>725799005
Roll>>725799211
Winnar

>>725799211
>>725799199
dubs here

>>725796465
rollin

>>725793993
>outside of the gym, must have been lunch time
>we see this young loli walk by
>freind, who was pretty tough, you know, natural body builder, says "hello you son of a bitch"
>next minute, this gym teacher, buff sort of dude comes up and grabs my frined by his collar
>drags him off, full of rage, like a fucking kitten being pulled by its neck
>says if they werent in school he would have beaten him to a pulp
>gym teacher was lolis father

to this day my freind was so traumatized by it he swears it was someone else who said that to the loli

r3r0ll

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doot doots

>>725799230
dump pls

Rolling 5 nudes

>>725799428
damn virgins are like piranhas

>>725793993
>junior year of high school
>be a terrorist
>find a dead bat on my way to school
>friday
>pick it up with a rubber glove i had in my backpack for other reasons
>put dead bat in a vending machine
>discovered monday by a kid who gets maggots on his swedish fish
>school shut down tuesday
>NY department of health inspects the building and the bat
>does investigation to determine who had contact with the bat
>tests it for rabies
>tests negative
>me, my friends and 22 others determined to have had contact with the dead bat don't have to get rabies shots
>one friend rats me out
>get a call on my cellphone
>it's the fucking principal
>shit my pants
>end of school year so the principal only makes me write a essay on rabies
>I was in advanced track for english so it's a piece of cake

>>725796493
whom has a link for the video?

>>725796465
r01l111111111l1l1l1ll1l1l1l1l1l1l1l1l1l1l1ll1

>>725797201


>>725799647

>>725799528
i have a similar story and id dump mine put i'd be aressted for CP bc they were from 7th grade. private schools are crazy lel

>>725796593
but why? Are you just as retarded as the developmentally stunted kid?

>>725796465
Trips bitches

>>725796465
Bruh. Check it

>>725799765
dump in vola

888? I hope someone gets 99999

>>725796465
welp roll

>>725793993
>>725796465
if a man rolls trips dump both

99999 check?

>>725799929
kek roll

>>725799999
fuck off...

One time I built a clock and took it to school. It was pretty cool. Everyone said I was really smart and I got to meet alot of famous people after.

>>725799999
boiii

WINRAR

>>725796465
rolly polly

>>725799999
GET FUCKED

>>725796465
ahahah

>>725799999
UNLEASH IT

>>725799999
checked

>>725795201
>>725795348
>>725795557
>Bitch took pics
>Some dude has pics
>Dude has pics in class with bitch

There's the story, what the fuck else would you expect? Dumbasses

What happen to that whole thread of of nudes taken in front of the person like the photo above?

>>725799999
technically a trip

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>>725799999
this guy get it

>>725799750
thamk'st've

>>725799999

DROP THE NUUUUUUUUUUUUDES

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>>725799929
>>725799972
>>725800006
You know...ya'll are fucking stupid...this cunt has been posting the same nudes for the last few weeks

>>725799999
neat

>>725799999
winrar, motherfucker

>>725796465
Rollin

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>>725799999

>>725798084

Nope.
Minors have no rights.
Look it up.

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Here's more lads

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>>725793993

>Be me
>16
>school in TN
>good life
>good family
>good church
>walking after class one day by the track
>smell smoke
>See these 4 black kids smoking
>didn't smell like a cigarette
>walk over
>"Excuse me smoking on these premise is illegal and I will report you"
>They immediately start picking cotton
>One hands me a whip
>"God wills it"
>Start performing lashes on these negros back like I was getting paid for it
>they start singing Swing low
>Coach spots me
>Runs over in a frantic rush
>hands me a Mojito

life is good in Tennessee

>>725796465
Rolling

>>725799903
Always been curious about these kind of scandals

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>>725799999

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And another

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here you go faggots

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>>725799999

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One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and." Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

>>725796465
Roll

>>725798084
I_wonder_whos_behind_this_post.jpg

>>725799999
the absolute madman

i went up to the principal who was pregnant and said
>what's 14" long and will make any woman scream
>crib death

>>725800413
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips? By the way, you MUST ALWAYS EVOLVE IT INTO A MUDKIP! YES Also, here's a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

>>725796465
Roll

>>725800467

You dumb fuck.

>>725797396
lol

Or what, tough guy?

>>725796593
lmao

>>725800302

As long as there's not any dirty Methodists, then TN sounds like heaven.

>>725800597
Kike worshipping cuck faggot

>>725796465
why not, roll

>>725798084
>Because schools are federal property

That's super wrong.

>>725800284
>Minors have no rights.
>Look it up.

And so is this. https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/393/503

For fuck's sake, you ignorant children need to stop lecturing people on things you DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>>725799999
script

>>725796493
>
no way jose that cant be you

>>725800036
kek'ed. then you ran away to qatar because you complained about muslim discrimination, before coming back to america to sue the school and state, then lost your lawsuit and was forced to pay legal fees for the defense and ran away again like a nigger without paying the court fees you owed?

>>725799999
Winrar.exe

>>725799999

Now this is a script I want

http://imgbox.com/g/sPbIXUyqCF

>>725800391
Is this from the safety dance music video?

>>725800302

615 monica

>>725799999
Now that's what I can Script Vol. 99999

>>725800206
>weeks

He's been posting this boring bitch for over a year.

>>725800925

>citing Cornell as an authority
>calling us children who don't understand

Kek

If adults get to decide when it is ok to violate your rights, you don't have rights. And schools violate 4th amendment rights regularly and suits against them don't win. If you and Cornell want to call that having rights, you deserve each other. Where I come from, a right is something which can't be justifiably violated.

>>725801180
Kek

>>725797396
go cry somewhere else partner

>>725795633
>>725799005
>>725800206
>>725800297
>>725800362
>>725800378

kek
anon-ib et 2273

thank me later

>>725800036

Did you get to go to the White House?

>>725801151
most are deleted, any backups?

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>>725800413
FUCKING HELL DUDE THIS IS GREAT

>>725801180
Lol, I think I was posting something about gypsies a while ago. I don't remember what but this was left over.

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>Had a tard pull up next to me in the urinal.
> Mfw I was making a b-line exit

math class

>>725801294
That was a citation to a Supreme Court case, you lazy, ignorant fuckweasel.

>If adults get to decide when it is ok to violate your rights, you don't have rights.

Adults get to decide when it's ok to violate ALL rights. In fact, adults decide what is a right, and what isn't by enactment of constitutions, statutes, and case law, not to mention enforcement. Therefore, by your logic, there are no rights at all, ever, for anyone. Your logic is garbage.

You're a dumbass child.

>>725796465
Roll

>>725797561
post em

>>725801382
what the fuck does that mean?

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>>725799999
Bruh

>>725801965
ugh.
website : anon-ib
board: et (Ethnic/Indian)
res : 2273

>>725796465
Trips

>>725797958
it's a metaphor

>>725796465
Rolling

>>725802389
444 get

>>725802454
555 get

>>725802506
555 reroll

>>725801382
>anon-ib et 2273
404s

>>725802226
404

At my elementary school there were bomb threats called in like 5 times in less than a month. Teachers told us it was a gas leak... This was back in the day when payphones were around.

>>725802545
666 get

>>725796493
Dudeeeeee

>>725802226
404 faggot what was it

>>725802622
>anon-ib
et/res/2273.html

>>725802226
>2273
doesnt exist you stupid nigger

>>725801234
>>725801234
>>725801234

Straight > 4 of a kind.

>>725802797
>et/res/2273.html
still doesnt work, anon-ib.co right?

>>725802811
>>725802796

learn internet faggots

We show up when you click /b/ now, I am proud of you faggots, this is my best/first thread

>>725803138
die

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>>725802945
>et/res/2273.html

>>725802924
OPPSSSSSŠ

>2237

>>725803203
I wish man

>>725802945
anon-ib .co? correct?

>>725796465
roll

>in the year 1996
>behold there was a high school in the southern united states
>smoking area for students is still a thing
>one day in October student smoking is banned without telling anyone
>go to smoking area like normal between classes to have a sweet cancer stick
>principal walks up to me, grabs the cigarette out of my mouth, gives me a week suspension
>turns out I'm the lucky kid he made an example of
>I make a mental note to myself to do some shit to this guy
>I'm mad AF and not great at pranks and shit but my friend has an idea
>get every smoker in school to save all their cigarette butts for the next few months
>by the end of the year we have around 20 big black trash bags full of cigarette butts
>principle has a beautiful 81 corvette stingray with a T-top
>we go by the guys house every night for weeks looking to see if he left the top open and eventually he does
>we page my friend with the bags
>mission is a go
>everyone is in on this, even the principal's daughter
>8 trucks, 2 or 3 people with a giant ass bag of cigarette butts in the back of each truck
>first truck drops off the people in the back and leaves
>they dump the butts out of the bag into the t-top of the car, and as the next truck drops people off the last set leave in that truck
> this continues for about 10 minutes
>the car is now over flowing with cigarette butts
>we sat across from is house until morning
>He came outside in a hurry and didn't even notice and used his other car
> fml

>>725796465
rollerino

>>725796465
fucking rolll

>>725796465
1564215640.11564410

>>725803351
>>725802924
>>725802811
>>725802796
>>725802797

>2237

>>725796465
ples

>>725796465
rollingro

>>725796465
No need

>anon-ib
>et/res/2237.html

>>725796788
dubbbsss

>>725796465
Roll

>>725804148
>>725804042

check fags
>>725803978

>>725796593
that's pretty mean yo

>>725793993
>Be 2007
>Whole town including mayor at graduation ceremony
>Take Offf Clothes
>profit
here's the news article:http://globegazette.com/news/graduation-incident-leads-to-fine-temporary-injunction-against-sauers/article_dbbe1e4b-3e6b-5966-a43b-2e7539268b5f.html

someone trashed the whole fuking bathroom, shit smeared all over the walls, pools of cum in corner stalls, toilet paper on the ceiling and pools of piss everywhere, blood on floor and sinks, it smells like fucking death,,

>>725797396
Autistic faggot confirmed kek

>>725793993
Talked to a fucking girl once

>>725796465
roll

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>>725795633
>>725795985
>>725796183
Here you go for free. Set was posted daily a while ago

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>>725805019

>>725793993
I fucked my girlfriend in the school changing rooms at lunch for 3 months before she left and went back to being 1,500 miles away from me

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>>725805204

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>>725805283

>be in a small school
>they would let us go outside during recess
>best friend is a girl who always hanged out with us guys
>girl has a small bug bite-like dot on her arm
>rushed her to the principal's and tell them that a nigger pinched her with a neddle and ran away
>she played along
>teachers and principal got really worried
>called the cops and took girl to the hospital
>they ran HIV and Hep C tests on her and gave her some shots.
>she also had to take prophylactic antiretroviral drugs
>she kept lying until the end
>cops questioned us for a description of the guy.
>say very vague stuff, bald, tall black guy
>school stopped letting us out during recess.
>friend still had to get her blood drawn after 3 and 6 months.

>>725796465
Trips? No problem. Check 'em.

>>725795119
>pumped up kicks starts playing

>>725796593
>>725796593
And the best thing about it was the next day when the school gattered all of us boys into the gym to explain to us that the kid had sores on his ass while the phys ed teacher burst out laughing telling us it wasn't funny

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>>725799999

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>>725796493
>>725796604
>>725796740
>>725797022

this is honestly more entertaining than most ylyl threads

Jerked off many times in a stall bc the hot girls were too much for me

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Once got a BJ in the gym showers from my french teacher's intern :^>

>>725799005
Rolling, so hot

>>725806074
gorgeous, anymore?

>>725799412
LOL

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>>725805937

>Lunchtime in highschool
>go to the back alley by the school to smoke some weed
>my friend daylon and allysa and I finish up our blunts
>two other guys still smoking joints
>munchies.jpg
>start eating my sandwich
>random buff dude with a noticeable big scar on his head comes out of nowhere like a ninja
>Looks at us than goes to the two other guys smoking joints
>"Are you fucking smoking weed near my house?! My daughter is outside u fucking kids."
>holyshit.jpg
>continue eating sandwich while watching him scare the shit out of those two guys
>walk off laughing about how we were lucky we finished smoking weed before that guy game
>go back to class

>>725806164
Almost went inside the french vagoo :,^<

>>725800302
As somebody from Tennessee I can confirm that this is a common thing.

<be me
<in 2005
<im the quiet kid
<some punk ass nigga talking shit about my momma and slaps me
< go undertaker on his ass
<picks nigga up by his throat and proceed to slam him against the wall and choke him till hes purple
<5 of his friends beating and pulling on me three teachers two football coaches couldnt get me off him
< my gym coach puts me in a choke lock and tells me i have three seconds
< i laugh at him and wait till three
<never seen that nigga again

>>725802797
2237*

>>725799005

i feel kinda bad for her..she seems nice, and like someone who would be devastated knowing these were out there

>>725796465
roll

>>725799999
M- MASAKA

>>725807100
New fag kys

>>725806155
dubs!!!!

>>725807173
It's her fault, in a way. You let a nignog film you, ever, and it's going to be blasted online. Anything at all, secks or not, is making it on world star for those monkeys

<be me
<walking to class
<hot foreign bitch about 10ft in front of me
<casually checking her out
<some jackass runs by and pants her
<she turns around in embarassment
< i give her two thumbs up

>>725807100
Must be awfully terrible at math when you can't tell the difference between greater than and less than.

>>725796465
Tripsssss

>>725807469
Kek

>>725805329
what's mina's IG?

>>725801151
Thought it would be cp. Got dissapointment instead

>Be in middle school
>Play football outside
>Somehow classmate injures himself
>there is blood
>we all go with him to the restroom in case he needs help
>it is a rarely used restroom
>door to the urinal area opens
>two kids get out with big smiles on their faces
>one wipes his mouth with the back of his hand
>it takes a few seconds for them to notice us for some reason
>look at them all thinking the same thing
>laugh at them even after they leave
>fucking fags

>>725807482
lol got me there

In middle school I opened a soap dispenser and stabbed it with a pencil, it started shooting out so i closed the lid, came back later and it was leaking all over

I put a worm in a halfway retarded kids mini afro and it was there the next day lmao

>>725808578
I jizzed in one of those dispensors back in highschool.

>>725808627
Either he's depressingly neglected or he liked it enough that he wouldn't let his caretakers take it out.

>>725808627
Kek'd

>>725808785
He isnt retarded enough to have a caretaker, but he did have special helpers in school

jerk off in the bathroom in the nurses office

>>725796465
rollin

>middle school
>best fiend and I always turned the faucets 90° and left them running
>flooded the hallways all the time.
>we kept doing that everywhere.

>grade 8 beginner band
>teachers a total wank, instant fuck show, he smells like cock
>class of 15 kids half of them probably on bath salts most of the time
>one day lock mr cock out and have a free for all with instruments
>total band riot, much noise, much fun
>this point mr cocks lost all hope and runs to get keys and backup
>kid high on bath salts is beating massive bass drum with wooden drum sticks
>jesus can't save us
>mr cock finally gets in with two crayon club teachers
>big bass drum no longer thumping,just a large hole in center
>mr cock loses shit, wants to put us in extermination camp
>moment of silence, kids who aren't prepared for this moment gather quietly in corner and pray
>rest of us gear up for retardation mode, crayon club teachers trained there whole life for this
>AND WE ARE OFF
>chairs flying, flutes are crying
>kids sliding around like a Vaseline baby in a portapotty trying to get out of classroom
>mr cock called in more reinforcements, doorway blocked, excessive force used to calm outraged hormonal kids down
>finally get everyone in order kids still laughing, not like they can suspend us all
>wrong
>more suspensions handed out then Oprah Winfrey does cars
>forced to volunteer for fundraiser to raise money for big bass drum
>fucking bass drum

1 of many stories during our early teen years. Always reminiscing about the stupid shit we have done.

>Got into command prompt
>remotely shut down other PC's in the school and surrounding districts
>got caught

Saw a picture of a girl who killed herself from my HS in a /r9k/ thread my friend linked me. Didn't know my school was full of cucks who browse /r9k/.

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Cute girl once sat on me because "there were no seats left on the bench" when there were plenty. She kept wriggling and rubbing her firm pale butt on my boner (hidden up my belt) she does that on a daily basis... don't know if she knows that I busted multiple nuts up my polo shirt while she was rubbing her tight-looking ass on me. FEELS GOOD MAN!

>>725809409
>judges people for browsing /r9k/
>browses /b/

>computer lab
>managed to send a pop up to all the computers in school saying "Suck my dick"
>Heard teachers screaming and kids laughing
>never got caught

>>725796465
Rolling for the prospect of trips.

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>>725809197

>>725796465
roll

>>725799999
well shit

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>>725799999

>>725806164
Her name is Anouk Gariepy

>>725793993
>be in 8th grade
>deskmate gets new siemens phone that could film and shit
>state of the art at the time
>one day hear him make weird noises
>I look at him to see him looking down between his legs
>he was watching a film he made of his dick while fapping
>not sure what to believe

>Gym teacher is hungover
>Entire class in weight room/locker room
>1 door connects both rooms
>People running in and out that door constantly all class
>Special ed kid sitting next to door hinges
>Classmate opens the door
>Special ed sticks his hand in open door
>Door gets slammed shut
>Special ed's entire left index finger below the knuckle dangles straight down
>A paper-thin piece of skin keeps its attached
>Everyones freaking out and going crazy
>.....Not a fuckin sound out of special ed
>Not a yell
>Not a single tear
>Nothing

>>725799999
Fuck me sideways mate

saw a blonde kid jerk off and rub his cum under the desk, didnt say a thing to teachers bc it was so fucking funny, freinds of two years now, both white so ig that explains why we became friends

>>725801888
>>725800925

This entire exchange was straight comedy gold God bless you sir.

>>725795710
Thats fucking amazing fuck you, you're the idiot.

A girl once nutshot me 4 times in a single game of soccer. Played it cool, like I had balls of steel, not even flinching.... Next day I went to the hospital cuz my balls turned purple...

>>725800302
As someone recently in Tennesee...

> You lyin' so hard your fingers are on fire.

>>725800413
Copypasta fossil here

>>725810745
She's from Quebec?

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>Be grade 8
>waiting in line at water fountain>
>line of grade 1 or 2 at wall
>girl sitting like <pic related>
>skirt
>no underwear

>>725796465
thisll never work

>>725812790
Yes ;)

>>725812735
Finally someone realized it was a copypasta, I'm glad /b/ isn't all newfags.

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>>725809731
Sort of similar 2 what used 2 happen 2 me back in the day.
There was thisqt with a really nice ass "dating" some beta fag. Every lunch she would sit on my lap while he was across the table cause she would come to lunch late and there were never any seats. she always said i was like more like a brother but i could tell the beta still didnt like it.
She would always bounce a little bit and that would get me so fucking hard

>be me
>8th grade
>tell friend there will be a food fight today
>friend is hype a fuck
>spread rumor to every grade
>come lunch time
>everyone in the cafeteria is fucking ready
>kid named frank throws an orange to set it off
>everyone throws food tray at each other
>chaos in the cafeteria teachers are blowing whistles
>No one listens and keeps throwing food
>friend and i run out of room fearing of being hit with food
>nothing landed on me, im clean
> dumbass teachers make every kid that got food on them clean the room
> those that didnt get dirty are free
>mfw i got away with spreading food fight rumor

>>725813229
I feel you man

>>725813229
Did you ever try to make a move on her?

Any lead on the Quebec girl?