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>You are lost in the woods >You see this What do you do?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>You are lost in the woods

>You see this

What do you do?
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>>725790757
Run away before i have to feed 2 mouths instead of just mine.
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Drink her pass. Am bear grylls.
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rape & repeat
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Shoot the raccoon of course.
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Engage the penis of sex. Give into her part of cat like. We enjoy. Victory.
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>>725790757
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>725790960
This
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>>725790757
Tell her she is the sexist white woman I've ever seen.
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>>725791162
Oh geez

*Takes off glasses and rubs bridge of nose*

When they told me 4chan was weird I didn't think they meant this wacky
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something something map something something 2008
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>>725790757
my ex was a mixed girl. id probably just start crying and run away.
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Mate with her of course
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black and mixed girl's bodies compared to purebreds is just night and day. crazy how much better bodied blacks are
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>>725791362
>was
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>>725790757
Instantly think I am going to be ambushed. I climb a tree and go from branch to branch until I drop down and break her neck with a karate kick of death pushing her head into her solarplex and await the next assassin.
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can't bang mixed chicks. always remind me of my sister
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>>725790757
Breed. Accept my new life as a wild animal with my new mate.
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>>725790757
Ask for directions
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>>725790757
Engage in copious amounts of reproductive activities.
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>>725791486
this, and ask her number
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>>725790757
Ask her where can i get out. Turn 360° an walk away.
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>>725790757
Hunt down, use skin as tarp for tent, and cook meat for food, use fat for waterproofing the tent and frying food, use hair as fibers and tie into rope for fishing line, save bones for tools/weapons, and use leftover meat as bait.
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Get naked and live inna woods with her
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>>725791162

You fucking idiot if you tunr 360 it means you are walk straight to that woman , you should say turn 180 degrees and walk which is the opposite direction of where she is ,, I can't believe how stupid you can be.
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>>725791888
Oh and keep pocket pussy
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>>725791422
:(
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>>725791162
>>725791992
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>>725790757

Take her home. Give her a bath. Maybe feed her eggs.
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>>725791992
It's a meme, dude. Lurk more.
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>>725790757
Considering she's inferior, I wouldn't mate with her.
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>>725790899
Kill the nigger and eat it.
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Turn 360
Eat out that pussy
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any more pics of ther ?
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>>725791598
Newfag nigger lover found, kys
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>>725790757
Enslave
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>>725791992
Fuck these newfags, pls redpill before you die from cancer, beating you to death because you such a moron and cancer is a eugenicist.
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>She falls to the ground aching in heat

Are you man enough to satisfy her?
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>>725791442
I enjoyed this response. Please proceed with the story of the next busty assassin attack
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>>725792186
But she is a nigger anon.
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>>725790757
>rape
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>>725790757
Post all plz
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>>725791310
you think this is weird?
jeez, you are in for a ride normie, a helluva ride.
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>>725792402
Lul butthurt racetard, I'm gonna fuck every nigger twice just to make sure I dilute the gene pool specifically for you, fucker.
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>>725792628
>>725792561
>>725792402
Stay triggered /pol/

This is my future

And there is NOTHING you can do about it
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>>725792093
>>725792222
>>725792561

>baited
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>>725792695
Well, even niggers couldn't make your line any more retarded.
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I found her ass. Need more!
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>>725792628

Are niggers allergic to eggs?
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grab a hose
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>>725792964
This is it
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>>725792964
I googled 'busty black girl nude forest mud' and found that ass. Lmao.
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>>725792859
It's possible, but I think he really is just a newfag. Lord knows there's enough of them around.
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>>725790757
Engage in necrophilic activity
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>>725793044
>>725793044
You could've just reverse-image searched and found out her name is "Bri Drake"
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>I must be walking in circles
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>>725790757
erect my penis
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>>725793304
Tried that too, duke. The only results I got were 'human' and pictures of trees...
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>>725790757
Give haircut
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>>725792578
>>She falls to the ground, aching in heat.

That's not human biology works you fucktard. Take your furry shit out of here
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>>725790757
>>725792578
>>725792964
>>725793031
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>>725790757
>take her down to the river
>Wash out that butty with a piece of soap
>proceed with procreative procedures
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>"Hey anon I think you kinda cute."

How would you non-autistically respond?
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>>725793359
been waiting for this
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>>725790757
Kill the nigger
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>>725793887
First i would correct her
>hey anon i think you ARE kind of cute
Then i would ask how much.
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>>725790899
Come on bro, would you really mind feeding that mouth?
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>>725793887

y-you too m'lady
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>>725790757
Let her dump her titty milk into my mouth
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>>725793887
> Hey ma
> thanks alot u 2 shawtyy
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>>725792859
baited, why? because i shit post every nigger thread that comes up. you just got blacked for being here unironically. the joke is on you.

inb4 you are a niggger
haha you are a nigger
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>>725793887
y-you too
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>>725793666
>implying half breeds are human
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>>725794588
88, my nigga.
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>>725793887
BACK IT UP
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>>725790757
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>>725793887
i like play league of legends
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>>725794543

That title...

Shame it didn't say Black Lives Splatter.
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>>725794132
>pays for sex
>hires his niggers instead of buying them
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>>725790757
>Yuck, that mud has shit in it!
>walk around dirt covered bear turd.
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>>725793592
Then you weren't doing it right. As soon as I tried it, it said bri drake.
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>>725794655

>>Implying scientific proof that black people arent human, when they are in fact human.
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>>725794694
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>>725794588
Nice jack films joke
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Titty fuck to high heaven.
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>>725794796
i already have other files named that way.
inb4 post them
>4chan /b is ghetto with its 2mb filesize

Yeah i said it
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>>725790757
> walk up to her with confidence shoulders and head up starring her deep in the eyes with my beautiful luscious blue eyes
> grab her by her neck and whisper to her '' now that we're in the nature can I treat you like the worthless pathetic niggeresse that you are?
> shove my finger in her mouth then slap her face and spit in her face
> yank her by her thick curly hair and make her kneel and pull my already erect 8,6 inch raging uncircumcised white cock and shove the dickhead inbetween her fat juicy nigger lips revealing my huge raging dickhead
> take the dickhead out of her nigger mouth and rub it all over her pathetic muddy face then shove it back in and procede to fuck her throat till she gangs muccus and throws up vomit all over my big raging cock
> take it out of her mouth and then procede to fuck her tight shithole starring at that fat nigger ass as it giggles while I sodomize her as she's crying of pain patting her pathetic head calling her a good little slave
> explode all in her asshole but keep fucking till my cum drips back out of her asshole onto my fat hairy nutts
> take it out her asshole leaving her gaped open and ruined and laugh at her and spit on her again and call her a worthless pathetic nigger
> you didn't think I'd fuck you in the cunt and possibly curse my bloodline by impregnating a worthless nigger whore like you did you? pathetic slave.
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>>725794827
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>>725792741

That woman is clearly white though
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KoS with my waterpump shotgun. If it doesn't have clothes, shoot it until dead. That's what Rust taught me.
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>>725793887
>Thanks. Nice seeing you. Running behind, got to go.
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>>725794948
>gif format still image
>non nonsensical image
Thanks for the you i guess
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>>725793887
"Thanks."

... and then I guess I'd just walk away.
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>>725794995
Well at least you are not breeding with it.
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>>725791310
>>725791992
>>725792093

>baited hard
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>>725791992
FUCKING NORMALFAGS LEAVE
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>>725795050
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>>725790757
Collect millions of dollars for proof of bigfoot's existence
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>>725790757
Bend her over with hands flat on the ground, ass high in the air. Unload 2X. Walk away, come back in 15 years and give spawn same treatment.
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>>725795227
>this is the future of all wite bois

Scared yet?
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>>725790757
I'd ask her why the fuck she is wearing makeup while covered in insectshit
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>>725795498
No. IT's the future of all useless fucks that'd be dommed by fat mexicans anyway.

>>725795248
sounds autistic
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>>725790757
Make her piss on my face and drink her pee mixed with her milk.
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>>725795498
sauce??
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RACE MIXING AND WHY IT'S BAD
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http://msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
http://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
http://nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144


http://www.dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
The unspoken problems of race mixing.
https://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/

>>725795498
They dont even hide the intend, making me think its some social site raid.
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>>725795050
That what you would do, big guy?
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>>725793887
H-hey, wanna play p-pokemon with me? I-I've got a b-big and strong onix.
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>>725795793
You can't deny it

Wite bois are black owned
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>>725792222
shiiiiiiiit
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Ask for side quest
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>>725795919
Yeah I forgot to mention pissing on her stupid nigger face right after so that she can clean that filth off her pathetic face.
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>>725796059
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>>725796259
finally somebody seeing it how it truly is , those whores as hot as some of them might be have a very low self esteem, yep even lower than most of us faggots on here.
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>>725796059
That's the wrong way around, lil boy. ;)
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>>725796316
I'm fine with the fantasy but white people are the minority.

You're the one being breeded out of existence.. which could also be a hot fantasy especially if shes really aggressive
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>>725796059
Fuck no. Niggers are like meth. Not even once.
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>>725796351
The most submissive girls I've met were black. You'd think the asians would be, but no, it was the blacks.
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>>725796603
Meth is chill dawg. Dont be shitin on things u dont understand
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>>725796603
Nah you need to try them everyday
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>>725796667
I know dude that's why I said why I said, my ex girlfriend was a lightskin black chick too, and I used to roleplay raping her as my slave, it was weird at the point that that's all she wanted when we fucked no love no stuff like that, I kind of felt bad calling her a nigger and a worthless slave so many times dude lol.
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>>725796869
ah, yeah man that's fucking weird. lucky fuck.

lightskins more submissive than darkskins. Do you agree?
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>>725795498

If it gets me laid by some hot woman, fuck yea? Beats being an ass-munching sissy loving twink trap cock sucker
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take her home her clean up feed her a nice meal ask her why she nude assume shes homeless rape her tell her enjoy it keep her as a sex slave.
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>>725796682
Meth is far from chill.
>>725796814
I'd spit in the face of any harambette that tried to flirt with me.
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>>725795498
fucking sauce nao!
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>>725790757
i ask her to fuck, she says ok, we get dirty. literally!
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>>725793666
satan wills it.
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>>725797136
I honestly don't know about that man, I don't like dark skin black girls but lightskin ones are babes and that's all I dated besides white girls.
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>>725791162
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>>725791477
Totally logical answer.
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>>725792578
I might be a hiker, I'd give her water, but still fuck her, or my cum could possibly relive her of thirst.
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>>725790757
>"plz don't rape me"
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>>725795498
Oh shit son! sauce?
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>>725793887
>"Hey anon I think you kinda cute."
>How would you non-autistically respond?

I'd say "GODDAMN!, YOU'RE THICK AND BEAUTIFUL!"

Did I fail or was it good?
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>>725790757
Create a forest bungalow-hut and live my days in quiet and bliss with my animal-wife and our twenty-nine beautiful mixed children.
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>>725793887
How the fuck should i respond to this? I've literally never been hit on before, so how do i respond if a girl that attractive says that to me?
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>>725798323
> animal wife
kek
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>>725795977
I don't believe that at all.
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>>725797359
Found your pic
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>>725795303
man, niggers sure are stupid! they don't make it to 100! I wonder if that will ever change!
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>>725792578
I'm adult enough to give her a bath first.
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>>725798476
lol.
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>>725792578
>in heat
Not yet it isn't...
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>>725793304
>Search "Bri Drake"
>Finds included image
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>>725798943
Even her liquor has hiv
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>>725793887
"Thanks! I'd ask you out, but I'm afraid of your black friends beating my ass for being with you."

She'd either laugh and assure me nobody would care, or get hurt and say "None of my friends would care." and her attraction to me would diminish thanks to my racism.

Of course, I am autistic, so if she really said that I'd stammer and eventually quietly respond with "Y-you too..." and then walk away.
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>>725790757
I would fuck the shit out of this qt
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>>725790757
run and run fast. A wild nig nogazon has appeared!
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Fucking a nigger bitch is on the same level as fucking a bug catcher fag. Both in that they're diseased and nigger bitches are practically men.
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>>725792741
what you see in the picture there is known as "colonizing"
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>>725800029
Come on bro don't be a faggot, you know the woman OP posted is a babe and you'd lick her nigger bootyhole.
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piss on her to clean her off and gently take her back to the slave quarters.
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look at her collar and find her owner
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>>725790757
Lay an egg in cuckoo nest, smear my maynnaise. The larvae aint no sunshine where it smacks.
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>>725790757
I have really shit vision and can't even see 5 feet in front of me

I'd probably think she was some kinda monster and run away missing out on all the fun :(
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>>725793887
Thanks, you're not too bad yourself.
As much as I want to be here, I've got somewhere to be.
Can I get your number?
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"Hey anon, can you teach me how to surf?"
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>>725792628
I don't give a fuck what race she is if she looks like that
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>>725793666
Niggers aren't human fuck face
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>>725790757

obviously check my GPS. Think I'm lost somewhere in Detroit.
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>>725795600
You welcome white nigger
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>>725792741
they made bernadette black and howard blonde?
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>>725800877
"I'll have fun trying."
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>>725800902
kys
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>>725790757
Well there are a bunch of trees to lynch that nigger from.
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>>725790757
Cum deep in her pussy, her ass and then kill her. I fucking hate niggers.
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>>725800877
>Come here lil' monkey, daddy will give you a banana
>*unzips slit, erects penis*
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Fuck her so hard she'll think she's getting raped. Long dick her. Pound her cervix and give it a nice bruising. Choke her while I fuck her missionary while I watch her big tits flop up and down. Drain my balls into the depths of her pussy. Pull my dick out and shake off the rest of my cum onto her face. Chat about post-modern architecture.
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>>725790757
Yell Keemstar memes at her.
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I walk the other way, clearly there is no water in this direction.
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>>725790757
*zip*
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>>725790960
this.

>>725792302
then this.
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>>725795793
thanks for the top keks, anon. it's been a long time i don't read this much nonsense
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>>725801075
Faggot
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Put her on her hands and knees, take off clothes, spread ass cheeks, and drop a hot dookie on her back.
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>>725793887
AYE GURL YE YE YE U FINE LIL MA AYE SO WUT U IZ TRYNA GET INTO LATA AWN 2 NITE MA AYE U WANNA HOP ON DIS THICK ASS DIK BB GURL SHEEEIT U MAKIN A NIGGA WANNA FUK
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>>725793666
[Insert black people aren't human joke]
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>>725804691
this is the only correct answer that has yet been submitted
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>>725790757
kill her and salvage her body for food
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>>725793887
I would wake up.
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>>725795050
>gangs muccus
Those must be some creepy gangs indeed.
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>>725791346
Took the words out of my mouth.
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>>725791310
I hope you are walking home one dark night from a Magic the Gathering competition when you get cornered and raped in dirty alley by 3 homeless men. I hope that they "the man from japan" as they pinch the head of your pathetic cock and throw all your dead tomagotchis into a puddle of piss and garbage water. I want them to whisper in you ears and lick you hair covered, greasy neck with every single thrust moving their raw hobo cocks deep into your bloody prostate. I hope that they wipe the diarrhea off their dicks with your gross unkempt hair just before they knock you out with a colt45 bottle. I want you to wake up on those cold piles of alley trash the next morning with your clothes torn off and your autistic velcro sneakers stolen. And when you finally work up the courage to push through the pain, walk out of that alley like a cheap whore, and tell your plight to the nearest officer you find, we'll I hope he spits in your face then breaks your ribs with his club you asterisk using degenerate
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>>725790757
Beware of the fabled Skinwalkers my dude.
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Fuck Niggers
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>>725793887
i think you should put on your glasses or put in your contacts.
>i is butt fuck ugly
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>>725793887
>Whoo comin from you babe that means a lot.
See how she responds make small talk try to get #
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>>725798943
>>725793031
>>725792964
>>725792578
>>725790757
MOAR OF THIS TITS

>>725793887
ALSO Who is she?
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>wild naked wood lady
I dunno man. Feral women are hot but probably dangerous. And possibly fairies in disguise, which also makes it a risk.
>>
>>725792222

>Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
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>>725793887
look at her stomach. disgusting. This is why I don't like black chicks. Most of them are overweight, unhealthy, unhygienic, and generally disgusting.
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>>725793887
Harambe.... is... is that you?
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>>725809711
Harambina
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>>725793887
My name isn't fucking anon.
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>>725790757
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>>725794158
too hard. no fried chicken in the woods.
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>>725809889
What is your real name and address? just curious.
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>>725790757
Completely honest answer: If I encountered a naked, muddy negro out in the woods I'd pull my pistol, if she took another step towards me I'd dump my 20 round mag into her.
>>
>>725790757
i would ask myself what Survival expert Bear "my piss bottle saved my life" Grylls would do and drink her piss
>after we get rescued buy her some soap
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>>725811363
i chuckled
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>>725800877
Nigga? You can't swim.
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>>725796316
uh... this isn't how you knock women up... you know that, right?
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I would kill her because she is obviously a Wendigo
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>>725812455
Too smart too be a nigger
>>
>>725790757
offer her food (it's drugged lol) then when she gets sleep i fuck against the tree
>>
>>725790757
Stop. Look around. Ask where the boundary is to the local Burning Man event, because clearly I passed it somewhere.
>>
Engage in convo, to see If Shes mentally stable. If not, im going to kidnap this little whore, and keep her as My personal sex slave.
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>>725809220
more for me
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>>725812537

That's what a Wendigo would want you to think.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHg6fvG5JiA
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>>725793887
*unzips dick*
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>>725790757
Take the express train to pound town, if you know what I mean!
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>>725790757
With this vivacious ebony slut?
I'd fuck her pussy then cum on her butt!
>>
>>725793887
THICCCCC
>>
>>725813282
*gets out my benis*

:DDDD
>>
>>725790757
Run because you can hear the spear chuckers chanting in the distance
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Reminds me of this picture
Found literally nothing from a reverse image search when I originally saved it.
>>
>>725791162
You idiot. If you turned 360 degrees you would start on fire.
>>
>>725815124
JEWS!
>>
>>725815032
that's Saria of the Kokiri Forest
hope this helps
>>
Stand in the fire until I die
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>>725815032
thats cause your a faggot and you ain't been lurking long enough.
>>
>>725815359
I've never played that game and actually googled that half expecting to find her
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>>725791992
Yep, sunglass should have 720'd not 360, wat a noob.
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>>725812214
not with that attitude.
>>
>>725790757
She doesn't have to tell me what happened, but she does have to eat the bowl of eggs I offer her.
>>
>>725801050
kek
underrated post
>>
>>725790757
Clean your body and fuck
>>
>>725790757
Pray.
>>
>>725815592
Is there any more to that?
It would be appreciated.
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>>725817163
you get one, not digging for the others
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>>725817482

others exceed 2mbs
>>
>>725790757
Ask for the sauce
>>
>>725793887

AYYY Yo Gurl Imma take you home an' hit it from the back aiight??! Dayummmmm!!!! wooooooooo gurl!!! dayummmm!
>>
>>725791162
You don't turn 360 degrees you fucking idiot that makes mustard gas
>>
>>725790757
Well it's a nigger.
I kill it.
Duh.
>>
>>725815592
could you tell me your reverse image searching ways?
>>
>>725818101

i didn't reverse search. I've just been around here long enough to find this shit
>>
>>725790757
butcher this soiled excuse for a humanoid and use her body to distract the wolves.
>>
>>725808431
Yeah I like you. All these people talking about human politics, which don't really matter, but you're worried about the strange, dying fae creatures in the wilderness.

Never trust the fae, but you can trick them.
>>
>>725793666
When a woman is very turned on, when her pussy is dripping wet, she will arch her ass and pussy towards you wanting to be penetrated.

It might not be exactly like with animals but It happens with women.
>>
"I didnt know we had monkeys around here"
>>
>>725790757
itt: autistic /pol/acks acting like they wouldn't fuck this babe, considering she would even look at them twice.
>>
>>725790757
Fuck the niggerness out of her with my colonizing cock
>>
>>725818618
Right, tbh she's stunning, even covered in mud.
>>
>>725795030
If the white girl knew some Jiu Jitsu, the black girl would have been fucked. She didn't even have her hooks in.
>>
>>725790953


NICE TRY LOSER.
>>
>>725790757
I'd ask her if she knows the 3rd Level Druid Spell "Remove Disease", because I have a bad case of jungle fever
>>
>>725817482
Where do I find the rest then?
>>
>>725790757
Fuck the everloving shit out of her. And on her.
>>
>>725818842
that might just work
>>
>>725790757
Toss her my car keys
>>
>>725790757
Whip my micropenis out and get eaten by a radioactive deer.
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>>725795600
Jokes on you, I want to fuck a black chick.
Ohhh god I'm a race traitor boohoo my guy.
>>
>>725790757

Inseminate repeatedly.
>>
>>725802070
Underage.
>>
>>725796059

Nice ass. Can't deny that.
>>
>>725790757
I would begin to pound my chest and gorilla noises and then if she wants to fuck i'd say no i'm fucking a chick covered in mud without a condom
>>
>>725793887

GET YOUR AIDS AWAY FROM ME, NEGRESS
>>
>>725793887
>Turn 360° and walk away saying
GRAURL
>>
>>725790757
Ask her where the predator is
>>
>>725790757
check my traps, she obviously ate my bait
>>
>>725818778
>Hooks in
>Mount
Nigga are you acoustic?
>>
>>725790757
Litterally cum in my pants
>>
>>725790757
bowl of eggs
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>>725815598
You're retarded. I lol'd
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Get a bucket of water and a sponge
Tell her to wash my legs
Mace her if she even remotely tries to clean herself

Go for a pizza and maybe call the cops for crazy mudchick cleaning people's legs in the forest
>>
>>725793887

>drop spaghetti
>>
>>725793887

>"Hey anon I think you kinda cute."

"So what?"
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>>725815032
She looks cold...
>>
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>>725795030
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>>725795030
BASH HER FUCKING HEAD IN
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>>725795227
I just want to get back on the track with my country :-(

Fucking jews
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>>725823561
Know that feel
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>>725802260
kek
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>>725798554
Well how about you challenge your beliefs and check if the sources stated in the image are valid?
>>
>>725825875
This. You'd be surprised at the statistics of crime committed by black men, not just rape, if you haven't seen them already.
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Wash it off and sell it at the trading post.
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>>725794543
How many people died here?
>>
>>725792741
This guy look like Volovitc from GangBang Theory.
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>>725793887
Why are your hair is rope?
Or better to say "rape"?
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>>725818938
no
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>>725791992
>the only way to troll people now is to pretend you fell for the bait to get people to call you a new fag

4chan sure is evolving
>>
>>725790757
Offer her a moist towelette, then continue to run from Shia LaBeouf.
>>
>>725815032
>deep woods
There's a clearing 30 feet away.
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>>725795303
Are people really fooled by this?
>>
>>725790757
Awkwardly make small talk while averting my eyes
>>
Hope the inside is cleaner than the outside. Then fuck it!
>>
>>725790757
muster an autistic screech from the pit of my stomach and rip my shirt of to proceed squeezing my gigantic man tits, as a defensive mechanism so the nigger doesn't steal my virginity.
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>>725828939
>I read that in his voice
>MEEEEEEEEEESSSTER KENNEDY
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>>725790757
Ignore. I'd assume I'm hallucinating. I learned the hard way that interacting with hallucinations snowballs into really bad things.
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>>725790757
Turn 360 degrees, walk toward her, rape her.
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>>725790757
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>>725790757
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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