Cringe/Beta/Cuck thread
Bumpski.
>>725790220
>you inspire me
>>725790220
I love cringe threads but am unfortunately on mobile and don't have anything to contribute. Bump
>>725790220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB59Uds-TtY
>just try to watch it all
>>725794816
what
>>725790632
thx for the spoiler dickhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKKrTEIbD3w
>>725794816
That things heading to the hospital. Duct tape does not breathe and wrapping yourself in it will fuck you up.
>>725794783
I hate this so much
>>725795126
Autism- a self cleaning oven.
would u ?
>>725795261
The amount of beer required would literally kill me.
>>725795261
Awfull PS
>>725795038
>2012
It's been long enough, dude. Don't bitch about spoilers.
>>725795208
Don't be angry that your waifu ended up with the better man.
>>725795167
This made me fucking lose it.
>>725795261
No fucking way. As a pedo, this turns me off really fucking quick.
>>725795167
>mfw the poster is my reaction pic
>>725795261
kill me if I ever hit that
>>725795379
I will fucking kill you if you touch her mate
>>725795494
She touches me bro. Touches my penor a lot.
OC
>>725795715
Say that to my face, not on the internet. See what happens...
>>725795261
Hell yes
>>725795715
Your penor? how could you do that to me Dominic? How could you give your own brother the ol' spicy key?
>>725794265
lmao
>>725795167
People find her attractive?
>>725795763
Crisp suit, face like a young Macaulay Culkin before the drug binge, confident... Alpha asf
>>725795763
Shitty four-in-hand tie knot. Pleb.
>>725795763
I have the feeling that by college, he'll be called Ben Dover.
>>725795763
What's cringe about this?
>>725795934
ow my guts hurts
This is Very Nearly Viral. They're a really ...odd... channel that has their own unique take on feminists, SJWs, and other cringe. This is the cringiest one, yet. They're a small but growing channel and I'm trying to get them some love.
>PROTIP: Lacey is a dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7po_Gu0s0U
>>725795261
Absolutly
More OC
>>725794265
A I N ' T T H A T S O M E S H I T
>>725796747
>>725795261
Could you fucking not post this in every cringe thread just so you can get some social interaction from thirsty betas who can't get any real pussy and have given up hope?
>>725796989
his fucking face gets me every single time mang...
>>725790220
>the world would be so much worse without you
Without who? Women? Fuck yeah it'd be worse because there'd be no men to build society for them
>>725795763
is that really his face? looks like he's part anime.
>>725797151
don't feed the autist with comments
>>725797151
They need sexual release too anon. I am providing a service, free of chsrge
>>725795934
I mean as far as getting pussy goes, if she showed up in my bed naked, I wouldn't complain at all. But I mean, I'd fuck a vagina-shaped hole in a tree as long as I didn't get AIDS, so it's not like I have standards.
>>725797380
Whoever that old hag is, it doesn't belong here.
>>725797512
Fuck you I would hit that till,the cows come home.
>>725796090
>Please, call me Ben Bond
Yeah because James Bond would wear a shitty bowl cut and look like a weeb
>>725795020
That filename
>>725797795
What ever happened to mootles? I left 4chan when he decided that the SJWs take over
When you're simultaneously a huge alpha and a beta cuck.
>>725795261
>>725797724
well, on tumblr those guys are pretty cringe i guess
>>725797909
He sold 4chan to some asian and went to work for Google/Alphabet...supposedly going to fix Google+
>>725797449
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> Anonymous 03/16/17(Thu)21:57:04 No.725792313â–¶
>>you inspire me
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> Anonymous 03/16/17(Thu)21:58:41 No.725792488â–¶
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maybe if taylor swift lost 400 lbs
>>725798070
>went to work for Google/Alphabet
You best be joking. If that's true that kinda is awesome
>>725797945
alpha as fuck
>>725798144
It's true, that's where he went to... if he's still there, I have no idea. Google+ still sucks.
>>725797945
this is alpha, m8
>>725795813
>>725797945
>you'll never be this alpha
>>725797945
Alpha af
>>725798199
>>725798398
It's only alpha to some omega who's never uttered a peep to a girl, either online or not. To anyone NOT socially awkward, it's cringy as fuck. That beta will never land a woman.
>>725797945
obvo troll. beta? fuck u that was almost funny
>>725797894
Do you have more?
>>725797945
i don't know what a lot of this means, so it's hard to say.
but i do know that "pocketing" is generally how pimps refer to ownership over their hoes. so, yeah.
>>725798607
Neither will you, faggot. Remember where you are
>>725798607
>>725798739
Not of that...thing... I have plenty of fur cringe, though.
>>725796989
this is some horror movie shit
>>725798713
even by /b/ standards, that is one weird looking mofo
>>725796927
not really cringy. this is just something 12yo do
>>725798915
>/b/
>standards
>>725798874
Lots of nasty fursuits
>>725797795
Here i was thinking you guys said moot was gay for some sick prankkz
>>725799097
>>725799175
>>725799097
nigga, no...
>>725799296
>>725798874
>>725799097
>>725799175
>>725799272
Please stop
>>725798607
it's how I got three of my current boy toys
>>725799272
kill me now plz
>>725798751
Pocket main is essentially what that one kid in the tournaments would call his, "secret weapon", but fancier
>ie tr4sh cloud
So a cuck is anyone who has glasses and is a teenager?
>>725799511
>Utah atheists
>>725798874
I see, thanks. Have a look at this (and the rest of his videos).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ0EX3Pnq-s
>>725799511
This guy looks like a retARD
>>725799511
A man tries to relate to the stuff his son likes... Guess you got beaten up and buggered as a kid by your own father to find this cringy
>>725790220
>more like Womannino
>>725790632
Feel bad for this kid. Imagine living in a country so shit and poor you legitimately only have some Bullshit show to be passionate about. Everything else is poor, dirty and drunk.
Hope you got a better life the next time around.
>>725790220
Why is this any of those things?
Are you guys too fucking dumb to comprehend that maybe he isn't interested in sex? Maybe he just really likes International Women's Day. Is every guy who proudly celebrates Mother's Day with his mom a cuck now?
>>725799511
you can almost hear the sarcastic way he would say "dad" to his dad who just accidentally misspelled charizard.
>>725799703
I thought the cringe was the son
>>725799867
what did this kid do to you to make you so butthurt?
>>725795934
>you can think im idiot
i know you idiot too
>>725799703
The son is the subject of the cringe, not the father.
>>725800107
yeah, but in the gaming world you won't know it again!
>>725800024
you're the cringe. We are all the cringe for being her trying to feel better about ourselves by laughing at random autists
>>725799859
>one person liked it
>probably him
>>725797724
>>725797976
They are the Manning brothers.
>>725799986
Yes
>>725800068
Not the guy that posted it, but that pube neckbeard is pretty cringy
>>725800431
i know. tumblr doesn't like jocks. or khaki shorts. or successful white people.
>>725800483
the son of defeat and contempt
>>725796581
>the mirror shot
Gosh golly g batman. Normally I try to cut these cringe guys some slack but god dam that was probably his senior pic which means his mom is going to have that picture framed and hung on their living room wall for the next 20 years and his stupid ass face will just be staring out the side view mirror like a douchebag
>>725794783
kek'd, what the fuck is this?
>>725799859
Tempted to find this account and start shopping it into harcore porn.
>>725800824
do it
>>725800824
That picture is years old, so good luck
>>725798070
>some asian
So many newfags.
>>725800729
u mad coz he stylin on you
>>725794838
>>725800068
You have to admit, he's cringeworthy...
>>725797724
>been putting the team on his back since day one
#bestQBever #therealgoat
>>725797724
Not cringe at all
>>725792488
why are indians so fucking weird
>>725800483
Requesting picture of where an anon explains this picture.
>>725801170
>dumb peyton manning photo op where they try desperately to illustrate how close the manning brothers are
>not cringe
pick one retard
>>725800483
>combine this picture of that 8min long webm about a German furry who's mom fights with him begging him to just be normal for two hours and how his sister misses him and his father is becoming more and more distant towards her because he failed as a father and husband.
Anon this is not cringe it's heartbreaking
>>725801170
Only Eli is cringe...goddamn mouth-breathing dummy.
>>725801423
autism is one hell of a drug
>>725799867
>>725799511
Fuck isnt that Maxmoefos retarded fat sidekick?
>>725801357
The mannings are a good family. White, successful, rich. Just because you are a jealous fag doesn't mean there is anything cringe about them.
>>725801722
he ain't fat enough
>>725801423
can u link the video
>>725801722
What is the dude on the right supposed to be?
>>725800904
Hirosaki-chan is god
Moot was better
>>725801939
Dankey Kang
>>725801939
Dankey Kang
>>725801939
DK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqcjpwAHsTQ
>>725790632
git some o dat krokodil comrade.
>>725801898
Nobody said that there was anything wrong with the family, don't set up strawmen you faggot
The picture is what's cringy, but that might be hard to see when you're such an obvious fanboy who can't stand your favorite athletes being insulted
>>725801975
I mean he dumb as fuck but hes legit.
>>725794974
>>725795020
>>725795052
The story behind this is that a kid was bullied for having a pony backpack and commited suicide, so the host did a thing on it and surrounded himself with ponies in solidarity. If you wanted to convey that it was cringy then tell that context, otherwise the images themselves are misleading.
>>725794816
>>725794925
I fucking hate that I know why people do this
>It's to get fitted for a fursuit
>You cut that shit off
>A big sweaty smelly dummy mold
>Autism
>>725802325
faggot
>>725801222
Porn is illegal in India. That might have something to do with why they are so fucking disgusting and perverted.
>>725802466
nice feet
>>725790632
Wait so I know Itachi dies from the manga and I just started watching the anime again since before Shippuden even started. But why would an important thing like Itachi dying happen in a movie and not in a regular Shippuden episode?
>>725802671
I dunno. They kill off important characters in movies made from shows all the time. They did it with Saddam Hussein.
>>725800483
I always wonder what the fuck happened to these kids that when they grew up they decided to wear furry suits and act like an animal
does anyone have the 'rancid swine' one?
>>725798713
is he actly gey?
>>725799787
why didn't you just save the picture
>>725802862
>decided to wear furry suits and act like animals
>grew up
Pick one.
>>725801722
Yeah I think it is the fat cunt,
>>725802881
Did you not gather that this was fake from the fact he misspells words in the section where he commends himself on his grammar, but nowhere else?
Kek is life and I know that now!!!
>>725802862
Usually they just off them selfes
Let's take pictures of alpha Chad guys and overlay cringe stuff on top of it to give them a bad reputation.
>>725795763
he could of at least done it correctly and said 'the name is bond, bend bond'
>>725796581
>A shitty SN95 his dad probably bought him so he would be "cool" in high school
Kek, probably an autotragic v6.
>>725802325
Glenn Beck is cringe even when he's not associated with MLP.
>>725796727
Eugenia Cooney is such a sad sack and waste of a human. If she actually did basic work-outs and ate she could look really good.
>>725796989
For those who don't know (obviously none of you know) this guy is Sonmanic, a notorious sonicfag and adult baby diaper lover. He isn't actually a brony, but he uses my little pony products to help him act out his adult baby fantasies.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sonmanic
And his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1FBk04ZcBW--H0Ac1ZMVIQ/videos
>>725803510
you spelled cancer wrong.
>>725803208
what's born on the internet should stay on the internet.
>>725803211
>>725803542
Check out this guy
>>725803532
Hes taking care of grandma that's pretty alpha
>>725799398
get it right you fucking pleb
>>725794265
he soaked that like a champ pretty much the opposite of beta son
>>725802466
need more nice feet
>>725798903
If im alone in home and see this shit im killing myself
>>725803532
cece is retarded, Florida never gets any real tornados
>>725790632
>anime*
And they say Gas Chambers are "immoral".
>>725804384
It gets more tornadoes than Oklahoma
>>725804439
okay thats fucking hot. Fuck all you haters, youre just closed minded faggots.
>>725803118
grammar is pretty commonly misspelled as grammer
>>725804559
This is fake right?
And if not he was reported right?
>>725804704
God damnit, you newfags are fucking insufferable.
>>725801930
It's deep in one of my /pol/ folders will look for you but I am tired
this kid burned his house down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTpFnICyAxg
>>725803162
Rage
>>725803542
disgusting
abhorrent
cringeworthy
>>725804559
actually a hacker taking a screen shot of what he just wrote
>>725804926
shut up pedocunt
>>725804590
KORE WA BAITO DESU
>>725803844
agreed
>>725799464
Actually pocketing is when a healer only focuses on one of their teammates.
>>725804069
fucking faggot hundredaire
>>725805229
go back to /v/ faggot
>>725800273
Bait
>>725805114
go back to le reddit sjw faggot.
>>725805475
Make me nigga
>>725799867
Dude this guy looks like a short haired skinny anythingforveiws.
>>725790220
What a complete cucklord...
>>725795261
?????
>>725805738
Just because you treat women with respect doesnt make you a cuck, Jesus Christ. When you faggots grow up and stop acting like 12 year old edgelords.
>>725804704
Everyone needs to be accepting of pedophilia you bigot
What's the deal with furries, bronies and diapers?
>>725805834
This is what happens when a poster decides to delete the attached file in their post. Do mom and dad know youre using the family computer to post on the 4chan?
>>725790632
Holy kek is this real
Legitimate crazy guy:
https://youtu.be/8BERWCbfZKU
https://youtu.be/BTx9SLU2Ysw
https://youtu.be/GYecuLq847Y
https://youtu.be/wL2eg7_ij8Q
https://www.youtube.com/user/DavidBMueller/videos
>>725806049
?????????
>>725804590
kill yourself
>>725805876
There's a difference between respect and outright sycophancy.
>>725805114
fuckin faggot
This guy on my Facebook literally just posted this meme of himself. If that isn't cringe I dunno what is
>>725799378
>>725799272
>>725799175
>>725799097
>>725798874
I can't believe I go to conventions with these people.
>>725806383
ew.. why is that your friend
>>725803162
Holy shit, these types of people are the worst.
>>725805778
if he hadn't gone so far with the favourite section, I might have believed this was legit
>>725796927
Anthony Mannino again!
>>725806502
It's a long story. He added me from a group I was part of. His profile is a treasure trove of cringe.
>>725806337
Its called being nice.
>>725806247
What the hell dude?
>>725797724
wtf is daxflame doing on Peyton Manning's back?
>>725802890
Yes. It's been rumored for years and it's a pretty open secret.
>>725790220
>>725796803
what the fuck is wrong with this generation
>>725796803
are they wearing a trash bag because that's what they are?
>>725807558
Came for the cringe, stayed for the kek
>>725797658
That actually is cringe. Was it posted by Trump himself or by an unemployed redneck on welfare?
>>725807396
Really?
>>725806610
This is fucking hilarious
>>725798199
>>725798398
>>725798473
>>725798518
Please tell me you're trolling. Otherwise these replies are the cringiest beta thing in the whole thread.
>>725798070
Had to check for myself, interesting.
>>725805006
can i please have a link to that site?
>>725799097
>>725798874
>>725796989
Absolutely disgusting. Those diapers are all shit. Everyone knows ABU makes the best adult baby diapers. Pic related are the "space diapers" - 5000 ml capacity and the aliens fade when wet. Can't beat that.
>>725806383
A classic example of why not getting a buzzcut (or shaving it off entirely) when your hairline recedes horribly like makes you look like a retarded NEETbeard.
>>725801222
How are any of those comments weirder than this place?
>>725808022
It's all a bunch of 12-year-old faggots who think that anytime someone's not being a weeaboo social retard and saying something to a girl is being alpha. Nothing out of the ordinary on this site.
>>725808140
no clue, I saved that from a thread about 2 years ago.
>>725808463
KEK
Not beta or cringe just fucking hilarious, dude was probably drunk af
>>725808392
The real question is a what point do I need to make the switch
>>725795996
Shut up Ben
>>725796747
at least his dick isn't that small
or is it
4chan detectives we need you right now
>>725808398
Taken by themselves? Not that much weirder.
But on here you don't have your real life friends and family reading about how you "have fucked 25 times" on a post asking "HAVE YOU EVER DID SEX !!!!!?????"
>>725808392
The best part is the fact that he's in his early twenties and his parents literally bought him hair growth shampoo for his birthday
>>725801316
this
>>725808753
My brother made the switch from having his hair be long and kinda strategically cover his receding peaks to the buzzcut when the middle part started receding (when the hairline starts turning from an M into an upside-down U) and when you do transition into the buzzcut, buy some clippers and keep the sides trimmed short like religiously, because once the sides poof out further than you have hair on the top, you get that retarded bozo the clown look and look like a NEET again.
I'm about to turn 23 and my corners are starting to go, so I'm going to have to make the switch soon, too. Rip having a family full of bald men.
>>725804439
>>725796927
>hasnt even got the fucking card in the headband correctly
>>725808941
Sucks to have shitty genes, if he wanted to keep his hairline from going, he should have invested in some minoxidil and finasteride when he was like 18. At this point it's so far gone, that no minoxidil shampoo will bring that shit back, he should just shave that shit off and grow a nice short beard
I'm 22 and my hairline's starting to go at the sides and I literally just can't afford the 100 bucks a month for the finasteride (rip college) but you know, life goes on.
>>725797449
>taylor not so swift
>>725807641
Oh shit is that real?
>>725797795
shame boxxy got fat
>>725796435
Way too predictable, slow and unnatural in trying to sound unnatural. If the script was cut down and simplified a bit, and the actors had more excitement in their performance, they could have pulled off the cringe way better. Instead they are lazy and use "unnatural and slow dialogue is cringy" as an excuse.
Don't take this the wrong way; no one NEEDS to be a good actor. The truth is that a bad actor trying to be a good actor is way more cringy and yet way more entertaining than a bad actor trying to be a bad actor. Since they are trying to bring a vibe of "bad youtubers doing their job poorly", having them be over-energetic and therefore having more chemistry (good or bad) would be a better way to pull off the shitty youtuber persona.
>>725806610
I remember that thread. Good times.
>>725809151
You just have to own it. Nothing worse than a combover.
>>725809611
It depends. There are ways you can style your hair strategically so that it doesn't look like a combover and it looks more like a justin bieber haircut, but yeah, once you start losing the middle bit, you just look like a retard and need to man up and buzz it off or risk looking like a desperate NEET in denial.
>>725807195
Hur dur. He's alpha as fuck. Wash the cheetoh dust off your dick and get a job, lib.
>>725795763
idk man, take off the glasses and hes cute. could do better with his hair but he looks like the boys from my chinese cartoons.
>>725799404
Tell us more.
>>725796747
what are the chances that's a kid
>>725807235
you think its just this generation? they're all fucked up, this one just has the internet, so everyone can see it
>>725808248
>Not wearing LittlePawz
>Wanting blue ink smeared all over your skin and sheets
>>725809861
Probably zero, everyone knows that actual boys don't watch that shit, just 20something neckbeards
>>725797605
hes even cuter here damn he gay? can i get his number?
>>725798739
here is that guys youtube channel
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l9WxehoA40
>>725808846
Maybe they don't know about 4chan. So the weirdest of them are following those trash pages. Besides, none of these sites are even made by them.
>>725799867
that haircut on a guy like that looks like lipstick on a pig
>>725804319
Part of a SomethingAwful joke where they posted craigslists posts about wierd people who want JO partners. It is fake unfortunately, but very funny.