Ask a cop in a large Texas city anything.

whats your occupation?

>>725785272
how many niggers do you catch in a month?

what state are you in?

>>725785272
where are my toenail clippers

>>725785272
How did Swangers ever become a thing and why are black people so stupid?

Are mexicans really bad people? Do you take on them every time they are doing something "suspicious"?
Im a mexifag

Whattaburger or Taco Cabana?

>>725785534
When and where did you last see them?

>>725785567
I'd never heard that term before, but now that I have and know what they are, I don't know but I'm sorry.

>>725785609
No, most Mexicans I meet are extremely friendly and respectful, especially if I can spit at least a little Spanish at them.

>>725785622
Is Whattaburger serving the Sweet & Spicy Bacon Burger?

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Why do you feel the need to arrest members of the druggie community just for embracing their culture?

Why are your marijuana laws so Draconian?

>>725785916
Interesting that you'd call it a culture, but I'm of the opinion that everything should be legalized within your own home as long as you're not endangering anyone else. I avoid arresting for drug offenses as much as possible.

>>725785991
Who makes the laws?

>>725785272
I'm a Chilean software engineer but I'm done with my stupid country. If I migrate to the US, can I become a cop? is it hard?

What level crime would it take to pull finger prints from somthing involved in a crime?

>>725785272
What types of people are most likely to commit crime? I'm not necessarily saying "Tell me it's all the blacks fault!" I mean what sort of environments seem to breed crime AND is it mostly blacks?

>>725785272
When & what was the latest nice thing you did for a citizen?

>>725786149
The people voted for in Texas. Many of whom are backed by the police union.

>>725785776
Nope, no Sweet & Spicy. They do have the green chile burger, though.

>>725785272
lolwut

How many policemen have had to retire after taking an arrow to the knee?

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is this about what you look like?

>>725786185
Yes, you can. How difficult it is depends on the department. In Texas, most departments accept generic police academies taught at colleges. Some do not and have significantly more difficult academies.

>>725786195
Felony 3.

>>725786280
Poverty stricken areas tend to have more prolific offenders.

>>725786289
Visit them in the hospital after an accident to make sure they understood the process and I knew the extent of their injuries; talk to a 15 year old in a bad home environment for a long while and get him in to a sport at my expense to keep him focused..those were both the same day, two days ago.

>>725786305
Are you suggesting there are enough cops in the state of Texas to create laws? When the people are ready to legalize marijuana (and everything else) it will be legalized (corruption aside).

>>725786309
Is Taco Cabana serving the Shrimp Tampico Quesadilla?

>>725786656
None to my knowledge yet, but it would likely cause a medical reitrement.

>>725786674
It's the internet, I look however you think I look.

>>725786886
Right, but poverty exists in many areas and it doesn't always lead to crime - many rural communities in West Texas are impoverished, but the worst crime is normally someone selling meth rather than violent street crime. So what seems to differentiate those impoverished communities from the crime ridden communities?

>>725787216
Well, I work a fairly large city so we don't have the rural element, but I do live there. The sense of community itself probably plays a large part. As far as violent street crime it's actually not super common, generally contained as gang vs gang. The big difference though would be population density. The more you stack people on top of each other the more likely there is to be crime if for no other reason than there are more people and there's likely a certain percentage of people that are inclined to be criminals.

>>725787557
Okay that makes sense. Is there a lot of LA style inter-ethnic conflict in your city?

>>725787557

>there's likely a certain percentage of people that are inclined to be criminals

You mean blacks?

>>725787789
Not really, many gangs don't discriminate by race here, it's more geographic.

>>725787845
No, I mean that a certain percentage of people are just scumbags, in addition to that, a certain percentage will be scumbags if they can get away with it. This bridges all races.

>>725785272
are traffic police bitter and irritable because they're assigned to a pathetic and impotent task or are they the fuckups of law enforcement? curious because every time i've ever had an interaction with traffic patrol, the officer was smarmy and snide.

>>725787973
Really? The concept of gangs with members of different races is a super foreign concept to me. I've only lived in Seattle (Koreans vs Blacks over control of docks) and San Francisco (Blacks vs. Mexicans) so I'm obviously biased. Maybe its a west coast phenomenon.

Is it legal in TX to drive your pickup with the tailgate down?
I'm from here but lived in PA for a few and got a ticket for that. Got into the habit of doing that when I lived in NC because of the red light cameras.

>>725785272
thoughts on rape?

>>725788220
In my department Traffic is its own unit and people want to get in to it (largely because you don't really work much and make a lot of money). Your interactions may be the result of them wanting to be in and out and on to the next?

>>725788253
People of the same heritage do tend to live in the same areas, like everywhere else, but if a white or latino guy ends up in a black neighborhood it's possible he ends up in that gang. There are some gangs here that bridge the Folk/People barrier even.

>>725788478
As far as I know, I'm not a traffic cop and I'm not 100% on the transportation code but I can't think of a law against it, unless there's something in the bed then it'd be unsecured load.

>>725788659
What specifically are you referring to? Rape covers a lot these days.

>>725788823
Good or Bad is Rape?

>>725785272
How frequently do 4channers get vanned?

>>725789002
Actual rape is bad and actual forcible rapist should be put to death.

>>725789033
Define "vanned".

>>725789033
dubs never get v&.

How do you become meter maid?

>>725788823
what's the frequency of falsified moving violation citations in your experience? how often do you hear about quotas?

>>725788823
Folk/People barrier? Do you mean the cultural/linguistic barrier of referring to a group of humans as People vs. Folk? If so, then God damn, Texas is more tolerant than the blue states for sure. But I guess that's hardly surprising given Wikileaks revelations about the Democratic Party

>>725785272
I am going out for HPD any advise?

>>725789197
No clue, that's an entirely different department here.

>>725789210
Pretty much zero? We have cameras and shit. Quotas exist for certain positions for CONTACTS ONLY, NOT FOR CITATIONS.

>>725789229
Folk/People as in the Crip/Blood original gang divide from the Chicago area. Gang history is actually really interesting when you get in to it, check it out.

>>725789249
As in you're applying for Houston PD?

>>725789514
>not for citations
i honestly can't believe that--at least, not universally. there are absolutely established quotas in some precincts. do you mean to say that there aren't any predatory practices advocating collection of free revenue?

>>725789514
Yep.

>>725790040
furthermore, wouldn't having a quota (for contact or otherwise) foster predatory working conditions?

How is TX2K17 going?

>>725790076
sorry yes I am going for houston pd

>>725790040
Let me ask you this. If you worked for a company and that company said "Hey, go be a dick to people that don't deserve it so we can make more money, but you'll never see any of it."

Would you do it? Why?

>>725790076
Yep to what? Which one were you?

>>725790148
The quota's for contacts are pretty low, if you're even remotely paying attention and stopping people that are actually breaking the law you'd have no issue with the quota for CONTACTS.

>>725790157
As in how's 2017 in Texas?

>>725790302
Spell "advice" properly for the country you're in. Beyond that be in shape, where are you in the process?

>>725785272
what do mexicans and cueballs have in common?

>>725789099
Vanned means raided by cops/arrested.

>>725790630
the harder you hit them, the more english you get out of them

>>725790511
No, you haven't seen all the 1k+ hp streetcars down there? It started today. Basically street racing superbowl in Houston every year.

>>725790511
Yeah my bad, I got other things going on right now. I will take a spelling class again. I am in the first part waiting on my mentor to put in the paper work and all of my ride alongs info in. The I have to submit the fucking 34 page ph statement

>>725790706
Well, I'm here.. Are you actually committing a crime?

>>725790825
Ah, it hasn't affected me here.

>>725790854
34 pages is a pretty short personal history, consider yourself fortunate. Regardless of the academy you're going in to, make sure you can rock out push ups, sit ups, pull ups, and running at least 3 miles at a decent pace. Be honest, they'll find most stuff. Be prepared to be yelled at, it can be a lot like a military basic training/boot camp. Be patient.

>>725790511
be fair, the company you work for is state/local government, and that is, in crude terms, its primary function. i'm not suggesting that the greenest of cadets are tasked with quotas right out of the gate, but there are clearly-documented instances of sergeants/captains enforcing quotas on other officers. i'd assume it would be more an evolving condition of receiving desirable assignments than it would be a question of employment or unemployment.

also, what is the most petty crime that necessitates a contact?

>>725791190
Ah okay, thanks for the reply, if you see any crazy cars will you post them here? I didn't get to go this year.

>>725791190
No shit 34 pg is short damn. My history is pretty solid no arrests and shit just smoked weed before.

>>725791205
I did have a Sgt that asked me to write more tickets once. There was no risk/reward for doing or not doing it, it was just a request. That was how that particular Sgt measured productivity. I don't know how the Traffic unit works as I don't work there, but they seem to run wherever they want so there's no incentive to do anything to get anywhere else. Your numbers from that unit would likely not affect your request to move to another unit as no other unit writes tickets all day long.

Any violation of any law of the State of Texas, the county you're in, or the city you're in, would allow probably cause for a contact, very few things in the State of Texas "necessitate" a contact.

>>725791406
I will keep that in mind.

>>725791626
How long ago?

>>725791190
I'm not sir, but either ways I'm on the other side of the Ocean. Was just wondering how common it is

>>725791626
Smoked over a year ago, my mentor said that shouldn't be a problem just don't mention it.

>>725791913
Pretty hard to answer that for another country, but around here if you're not committing a crime we try not to arrest you.

>>725791995
Go with your mentor's advice, though it is against my own. Many places in Texas weed in the last year would disqualify you.

>>725792137
Yeah I think it would disqualify me too but who knows with the new chief from Austin and the fact they made anything over 4oz is illegal now they might be forgiving.

>>725792435
..What? Over 4oz makes it a felony, but any usable amount is still illegal.

>>725792647
Nope they won't ticket you here unless you are selling it. That's what I was told at least.

>>725793128
We're in an interesting time of cities and counties saying they won't enforce state/federal law, thus making them less restrictive, which is illegal as shit. I'm all for it in general, but who knows how it'll turn out. For now, the state still says possession of any usable amount (not shake) is a class B. Many cities have made under .25-1oz a class C somehow. 4oz-5lbs is a state jail felony, and it goes on.

>>725793515
Yeah shits crazy, I know Harris County will ticket you for an oz but only a class C. It makes thing difficult but now we are seeing a lot of flakka users. I gotta go you be safe.

>>725785272

what are you going to do once the wall is built and there are no more bad hombres to arrest?

>>725794042
I haven't seen a lot of flakka but we've been told about it. Peace out.

>>725794082
As I said earlier the vast majority of Mexicans I meet are good and respectful people.

ACAB

>>725794369
What?

Last call.

how much money do you make ? i am a police officer in a balkan country and i want to hear the vast difference

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>>725785272
How do you feel about minorites?

>>725796322
I currently make around 61k/yr.

>>725796817
The area I work is mostly minority (how does that even?) but I feel like everyone is just people.

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What boards do u browse? If so what are your honest thoughts on those that you looked through. Has your time browsing affected your world views at all. God knows that /pol/ changed in things that one could imagine in a years time for me

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>>725797121

>>725797204
I don't frequent the 4chan anymore, when I did I ran b fit k and o. I don't think it affected me much? Hard to say internally.

How do you feel about Texas secession?

>>725797527
I fully support and embrace it. Texas has resources, ports, military might, and people; it's entirely possible to function as an independent nation, especially in this time.

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Let's be honest cop anon you and I both know there would waaaaaaaay less crime in America if it was all white. Look how peaceful it was in the 50s or how Europe looked like before refugees came in. We all know deep down that an all white society would makes your guys jobs way easier

>>725797831
in the 50s what was more peaceful, the South or the North?

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>>725797720

>>725798173
Both in a sense however blacks were being agitated by Jewish communist to encourage the breakdown of society. Blacks and whites should have a nation for themselves. You've seen what's been happening over the years and deep down you may not want to admit it but there can never be peace when we live together only when we live with our own people's. You even mentioned earlier that people self segregate themselves so why not encourage an autonomous state for the blacks where they love and one for whites. It's simple

>>725798478
Live*

>>725797831
A homogeneous society is more peaceful. When you introduce various cultures and belief systems you'll get conflict. All white, all black, all latino, all asian, if it's all one culture there's less conflict. But that's not who we are as a country.

>>725798347
Yes?

Have you broken the law since you've been an officer?

Also, I live in a major Texas city. Specifically Houston.

Would you say you're familiar with the area?

>>725798940
Yes, mostly transportation code violations. It's hard sometimes to turn off cop driving and move back to normal driving on he turn of the hour.

I'd stay I know of it but no more. I'm one of the Four Horsemen cities but that's as far as I'll go.

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>>725798870
The founding fathers seem to disagree with u there

>>725785272
Is your name Hector?

>>725799357
Living document and nation bro, they fucked that part up.

>>725799388
No.

>>725794042

as of March 1st Harris county gives 1sr time offenders caught with 4oz or less (not selling) they have option to take 4hr cognitive decision class instead of ticket or arrest

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>>725785272

YO~~!

the next shit-stick big-wig that abuses the priveledge of seeing her naked and pushses a picture and shares it forward gets their face chewed off ok thanks

saw cheese minne mouseesses

I am saying that to you you small-dick wanna be bee-bee sizezeded balled in a shriveled sack wannabe baller.

get a hobby or fix your own horse.

this


Duke Earl Robert Zuur
* R A T ^ T Я A P *
What is this a bag of idiots covered in snakes wrapped in bone marrow cotton candy Saturday?
* R A T ^ T Я A P *
ð.ø
¨¨¨¨No.

and yes.

. . .

fish face

purpole jacka wolly
noei'm not a roe boahttte

??

(( here is your entrance ))

>> . . .

катя

kill that cop

>>725799357
yikes

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>>725799554
Also here's proof that McCarthy was right about Communist infiltration in the government and in Hollywood and many of them were Jewish

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>>725799632
>>725799632
enjoy the dirge while I go outside to smoke

https://youtu.be/IiBMzoXsHcc

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>>725799554
More info how America is a white nation

>>725799602
It's a step in the right direction.

>>725799632
WTF?

>>725799725
>>725799957
>>725799357
Christ. So what do all the other races in America do? Just leave?

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>>725799554
More

>>725800071
Yes

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>>725785272
>>725799632
>>725799927
I left a knife in it like you had asked.

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>>725785272
>>725799632
>>725799927
>>725800462
Thank you kindly,

катя

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Bumping with more evidence

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>>725785272
NOW.

SHALL,

I,

REPEAT,

MY,

SELF,

??,

катя,

??,

YO~~!

the next shit-stick big-wig that abuses the priveledge of seeing her naked and pushses a picture and shares it forward gets their face chewed off ok thanks

saw cheese minne mouseesses

I am saying that to you you small-dick wanna be bee-bee sizezeded balled in a shriveled sack wannabe baller.

get a hobby or fix your own horse.

this


Duke Earl Robert Zuur
* R A T ^ T Я A P *
What is this a bag of idiots covered in snakes wrapped in bone marrow cotton candy Saturday?
* R A T ^ T Я A P *
ð.ø
¨¨¨¨No.

In short anon LBJ destroyed the countries demographics by signing the immigration bill of 1965 because unlike JFK he was controlled by Jewish groups that infested the Democratic Party first and then the Republican Party via neoconservatism

>>725799632
>>725799725
>>725799927
>>725799957
>>725800152
>>725800462
>>725800688
>>725800760
>>725800851
>>725801120
No.

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>>725799725
and here is proof mcarthy infilthtrated by Uranus aliens in the closet fagbar traps in a tarp trap tranny bars in the dark with butt pirates in texas
>>725799725
>>725785272

Butthole Surfers pepper.
https://youtu.be/FROlM3Ft5qQ

>>725785272

Why is Houston PD allowed to wear a gun and badge while getting paid by private companies to empty downtown parking garages? The conflicts of interest are massive.

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>>725799957
oh fuck off cherry

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>>725800041
depend on who you are

I don't just fuck anyone you know

>>725802775
right?

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>>725802598
>>725802775
Start arguing anytime please

U got that picture of paigethepandas asshole m8?

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>>725800071
shut up with your Christ bullsht he was murdered you dumbfuck

unless he she it whatever lived you shut stop the euphemistic bullshit brainwash

or you wash the grass make it grow and feed your hamburger to the dogs hashbrown to the granny and you don't come back

capice

??

>ask anything
>doesn't answer the one legit question in the thread


Typical pig.

>>725803722
What was the one legit question again?

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>>725801587
No.

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man the layers of all the imaged transposed man that is justr too much that is just ccrazyazay man wow man that is just trpiing me out man . . .

Are you in Austin? Did they interview you friends/family when you applied?

ok I'm back I was absorbing someone empty spiral trhouh our art s think

I'm bak ;{{}} that felt really good

>>725804614
I won't say which city I'm in. Regardless, "they" will interview your family and friends if you apply.

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I have fair skin and I get diskiminated agasint so whats the fuckin fidderince !!!!!
!*!

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>>725805064
fokken pissees me off!!

>>725804871
Well then I'm fucked I guess.

>>725805360
Why is that?

Do you think you're better than others?

>>725805418
Because I'm not a good boy

>>725805418
>>725805448
Well, I wasn't. I'm a good boy now.

>>725785272
Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

>>725803022
Waiting on reply still

>>725785272
How many niggers do you have to kill to get a pension?

>>725805444
No.

>>725805448
>>725805470
Times elapsed and criminal offenses committed?

not gonna ask a question or stay long...
i only have direct experience w/ austin and san antonio cops.
ive been through el paso dozens of times and it seems like they're hard asses but they never stopped me (but every time i saw them giving shit to other people on i10)
san antonio cops mostly have better shit to do than waste their time on a nuisance like me,
but holy shit austin cops are the fucking worst nazis i've ever encountered - and i've lived in L.A...

>>725805655
Austin is a weird place..

>>725805584
5 yrs, drugs in high school.
And I was investigated for vandalism but no charges were brought

>>725805781
What drugs?

>>725805872
Rather not say

>>725805932
I can't give you input if you don't tell me what the fuck is up.

>>725785272
Hey Officer. I LIVE in Cleveland. The love of my wife is a retired dispatcher. We donate to FOP and Ohio st troopers. The stickers say no special treatment. Is there?

>>725806077
Let's say I theoretically smoked pot and did psychs. Nothing hard.

>>725806317
>The love of my wife
What?

>The stickers say no special treatment. Is there?
Those stickers, no, probably not.

>>725806437
So weed is generally a two year thing, anything harder than that is usually a five to seven year thing, what psychs?

>>725806621
Huh, I thought it was a total DQ. I'm straight edge though so I put no to all those questions. I don't recall any drug use.

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YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.


Here is a * R A T ^ T Я A P * for the cheese flies
https://youtu.be/4LvIIYZG9Qo

>>725806802
Then you good as long as the polygraph agrees.

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Here is some bait for the cheese flies.
https://youtu.be/rMkfP24J1bM
ð.ø
¨¨¨¨

>>725806908
Thanks mate.

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HOW MANY DICKS DOES IT TAKE TO POP A CAN OF TUNA ?

Can I carry my gun loaded in my vehicle as long as its out of sight and not on my person? I don't have a LTC license, also what if I'm in a rented vehicle like from enterprise

>>725807139
Yes, you do not need a handgun license if the handgun is "out of view" in your vehicle. The vehicle being rented changes nothing.

>>725785272
You seem especially sympathetic for a cop good to know that you guys do exist. Don't be a dick and stay safe.

>>725807498
People are people and shit happens. If you hurt someone I will hunt you down. If you hurt yourself that's your business.

>>725785272
Go spurs Go faggot

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>>725807067
nun.

cause you're all bunched up pussies.


i'll take you all apart one by one or in groups hem from hinge splt skraakghh


you stand no chanch

bring it on

I dare you to correct my spelling

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>>725785272
Do you shop here?

>>725807992
Not that particular one but yes, HEB is the cat's ass.

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>>725807992
yes "it" does

died.

>>725785272
Define "big city"

>>725808262
PTB Four Horsemen cities.

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>>725785916
natty.

why to Poland to day?


you getting paid?


you seem horny


you must be on ice o


never . . . mind . . .

>>725808387
<3 the Inspector Gadget shit.

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>>725808528
>>725785272
>>725808387
then I guess I have to

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>>725785272
>>725808528
>>725808387
>>the pain will be over soon I promise

>>72579931
Corpus Christi is a 4 horseman city?

>>725809029
It is not.

willl you follow me on instagram

instagram.com/apathetic.samurai

>>725807323
Thanks buddy, stay safe out there. Watch your 6. Don't get lazy. I respect you and what you do for everyone.

>>725808155
Then you not From Dallas

>>725785272
what's your body count?

>>725808375
Who the fuck says 4hourseman city besides gang members? Brownsville is not a big city

Does your city have a female African American mayor?

>>725809166
No, I only made an instagram account for a certain girl and we don't really talk anymore.

>>725809223
I do my best..most of the time.

>>725809238
Dallas residents can drive a minute to shop at HEB, and it's worth it.

>>725809254
What do you mean?

>>725809338
And Brownsville is not a four horsemen city.

>>725809507
how many people have you killed in the line of duty?

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>>725799632
my real pirate name is Šħıv мεг мσηδ
shit fuck motherfucker~~ !

DIE ANTWOORD - SHIT JUST GOT REAL (FEAT. SEN DOG) [Official Audio]
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>>725809507
Waxahachie is a minute?

>>725809338
Tango Blast was established by prison inmates from Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth and Austin. These original Tangos came to be known as the Four Horsemen, the report said.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article3854305.html#storylink=cpy

>>725785272
What side of town do the prostitutes hang out on in your city?

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>>725809766
A minute can be between an actual minute and 20 years. Open your mind?

>>725809826
Yup.

>>725809958
All of them.

>>725810013
You're not a cop. You're a faggot OP

>>725810093
K.

>>725785272
Hey copper, where is the best BBQ joint in Texas?

>>725807705
Totally agree. Victim of a mugging Cle PD was no help. My love was a dispatcher in Wicliffe. Got to know the dpt they are great. My wish is that the police police and not become muni tax collectors... that is too easy

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when in 8 ball is rog m down town

>>725810093
I'm sending a copy of this to your commanding officer. Get ready to get reckt

>>725810379
this was a trick question

>>725810237
Oh my.. Actually giving away my personal favorite would give my location away...so I can't..it's a local shithole though.

>>725810283
Cle..veland PD?

>>725810013
A minute? You sound like an African American millennial

>>725810478
Not necessarily. I just want to know what your opinion is

>>725810483
Or I'm a cop that works with multiple cultures and has to speak and understand multiple languages.

>>725810478
what do you think about the war on drugs and the war on terrorism

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>>725810379
this is in fact both functional art and a weapon

>>725785272
Why is austin filling with sjw's and hipsters? As a texas resident just outside of austin I would appreciate an answer.

>>725810478
Yeah Cleveland

>>725810599
4hourseman cities, a minute....next you're going to say cash me outside how bout dat

The FBI and CIA are watching you

>>725810599
Ay pinche pendejo eh wey. Que no homie? Why you no talk mexican?

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>>725810622
would anyone care to test me for a change

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катя

left

>>725810599
You just gave yourself away as not being a cop. Understand multiple languages? Don't you mean social economic dialects?

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>>725785272
A cop on 4chan?

>>725810963
Fake and gay

>>725810572
Can't do it, Creek is in the name though.

>>725810617
Terrorism is obviously and objectively bad. Drugs..I've expressed my opinion in this thread already.

>>725810634
Because it's the capitol and center of government..who do you think would be there?

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>>725810675
That's a VERY big city, what was the "mugging"?

>>725810790
I speak a very small amount of Spanish, sorry amigo.

>>725810941
Believe what you want?

>>725810963
Yep.

>>725809338
You're either from San Antonio or Austin

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>>725810790
first persons to bother her and make her make me flip shit gets killed

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>>725810863
...

When can we get decriminalization for weed

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>>725785272
Do you get your gas here?
Also what is a good side of town in your city

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>>725785272
Do you like the smurfs?

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>>725785272
Would you hit that?

>>725811580
Wtf is that?

>>725811104
Short story
2009
Me white
Friend black
His girl from Europe
Late Sat night
Taking her home
LIVE in Treemont which is transitional
Puetco teens see us pull gun
I say fake
Get coldcocked
Lucky cruiser rolls down the street
They run away
Friend goes up to cops
We've been muggeresponse is not my district
Cops drive away

How fit should one be before applying? I can run a 13 min 2 mile but my lifts are shit.

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>>725812048
*response not my district

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>>725810093

What color are you?

Would you stop me if I'm white russian but my tourist visa is over and I'm not gonna came back

>>725811852
...I already touched on this.
Who makes the laws?

>>725811889
Too much on both. Try again.

>>725811931
Smurf yeah.

>>725811986
Meh.

>>725812048
Commas help, bro. Sounds like you got assaulted, most people say "mugged" when they actually lose something.

>>725812077
That's a faster 2mi than me. With that if you can do 30-40 push ups and sit ups and ten pull ups in one set you're pretty solid.

>>725812422
Did you break a law I can actually enforce?

>>725812510
Cool, thanks bra

>>725812668
PTbro? NP, keep on it and it'll be easy.

>>725785272
Hi OP, in <big city in Texas> there has been a push to curb sex trafficking. So far, all I've seen from the police are over-agressive busts on basic prostitutes, johns, and massage parlors. In your opinion, is the issue over-stated or is there a lot going on that we simply don't hear about?

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>>725785272
What number you going order OP?

>>725812510
I don't break a law, I just got a $10/h illegal and trying to get an H1B visa/win a lottery/join the US army through MAVNI programme

>>725812904
Yeah PTbro. I meet your stds but imma keep at it while I finish college. How quick can one become a detective? I've got a BS in chemistry and a certificate in forensic science

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>>725785272
What are your thoughts on this copper?

>>725812510
I wouldnt give those unwanted bastards my wallet. Friend and his love hit the deck and handed it over. So to be accurate:
Me: Assult
Friend: Mugged
His Love: Mugged
CPD: Could not have cared less

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>>725785272
Do you know her?

>>725812921
It's not what y'all don't hear about, it's what y'all don't understand. Small busts on little stuff build intel that can lead to putting away really bad people. You see small stupid busts going on but it all feeds up the chain and analysts are working to find traffickers and putting some seriously bad people away.

>>725812960
Nope.

>>725813026
What's your question?

>>725813094
Depends on the agency, detective work is boring as fuck though.

>>725813138
Fuckyarfrog.

>>725813198
What time of day was it?

>>725813287
I wish..

>>725813513
I just think I'd be good at it. I've always been clever and quick on my feet. What would you recommend then?

>>725813513
12:30 am sat/Sun the area was young prof ghetto mix.

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>>725785272
OP just admit your from San Antonio

How many nigs would a nigchuck chuck if a nigchuck could chuck nigs?

>>725785272
Why you so oink PO-PO?

>>725813513
Ever arrested a trap or shemale?

>>725813513
>seriously bad people

this is a lie told by police to keep money coming into them. Suggesting these "boogeymen"

>>725813688
How is working for SAPD?

>>725813629
It really depends on the agency and what units are available. Detective work is very much office/interviews and filing cases, it's not like any TV show.

>>725813668
CPD is a long way for home for me. In my city that's a legit case but in Greater Cleveland who knows? I'm sorry I can't give you more but different city, different STATE.

>>725813688
No.

>>725814002
Arrested, no. I have interacted with a few though.

>>725814057
The money doesn't go to the Police, ever. The government takes it and uses it how it sees fit. Regarding "seriously bad people" I was referring to actual human traffickers. If they are not seriously bad people to you I suggested you check your scruples.

Where did you graduate police academy from? I graduated from WCJC.

>>725814340
Ok. Do most coppers have r year degrees? Will it give me an advantage for future advancement?

>>725813688
Go spurs Go

What can you tell me about Guadalupe and Zarzamora street? IVY TAILOR?

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>>725785272
Why are you a worthless pig faggot adult hall monitor tax collector?

>>725785272
Are retractable batons a legal to carry???

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>>725785272
How does it feel to know you will always be poor?

>>725814352
Can't say as it's an academy specific to my department.

>>725814496
Many cops do have degrees in whatnot. I do not. Many departments require degrees of various levels to promote to various positions. Having a 2/4/6 year degree will likely allow you to advance.

>>725814586
Nope.

>>725814651
Probably because society, as a whole, decided there should be rules (mostly don't be a dick). Society then decided that there should be people to enforce those rules. If you are a dick, I will in fact deal with you.

>>725814340
they're more complicated than just "bad guys", whatever their reasons or path for getting where they are today.

Of course, like I said, showing them as action movie bad guys keeps the public under your spell

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>>725814782
>If you are a dick, I will in fact deal with you.
You won't deal with anything. Dwell in your mediocrity.

>>725814782
Thanks fella, have a nice night and be safe.

>>725814767
Yes, on private property.

>>725814771
I make well above the US median. I didn't come here to be rich, I came here because I can help people.

>>725814854
No. Human traffickers are in fact bad guys.

>>725814972
I do my best.

>>725785272
What street or prison gangs have a major presence in your city?

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Hope it's not APD, as they are all retarded cunts. Cowardly in my experience also...

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>>725785272
Whats it like to know you ended up being an ultra-fag donut fucker?

>>725815086
We have well over 100 criminal street gangs. Who you deal with depends on what part of the city you work.

>>725815104
What do you do, sir?

>>725815057
sure, wouldn't expect a cop to have any nuance about anything. They never do. That's why they get the job I guess

>>725785272
Are you ex millitary?

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>>725815057
>I make well above the US median.
No, you don't.
>I didn't come here to be rich, I came here because I can help people.
>2017
>believing this
You'll ruin many more lives than you ever come close to helping. Money helps people. Not your worthless attempt at altruism. Good luck amounting to nothing and being hated by nearly everyone and for good reason.

>>725785272
How do you pronounce BEXAR?

>>725785272
Hey OP ever been offered sexual favors or money not to arrest someone?

>>725815181
>What do you do, sir?
Something useful that a human can be proud of. As opposed to the literal shittiest profession known to mankind.

>>725785272
Do you like the Simpsons?

>>725815057
Are you saying that retractable batons are NOT legal if I take one in the car on like Vaca or something for personal protection???

>>725815234
I am not, however Texas is fairly proud to have a large number of military veterans as police officers compared to the rest of the states.

>>725815301
Sorry, you didn't fact check. I am above US median. Thanks though.

>>725815372
I still say Becksar...I refuse to say Bear when there's a damn X in there.

>>725815424
No.

>>725815427
Good talk son.

>>725815465
Yes.

>>725815487
No, that's not what I said and that's not what you asked. Please be specific in your questions. Carry means on your person, in the car is something else.

Is it wrong to pay scalpers/scammers with counterfeit bills? What is the easiest way to get bills that would fool a scalper/scamers but not banks/businesses?

>>725814340
Stay safe and do no harm

>>725815725
Wrong is based on your moral compass. Very few counterfeits will fool a bank/business.

How do y'all enforce when there's championship parades. Are y'all more lenient?

>>725785272
How did it feel when a bunch of your state sponsored welfare baby useless drain on society coworkers got wasted in Dallas? Did you get hard like America did? Did it feel like climbing the rope in gym class?

>>725815577
Well, idk, I guess I'm asking under what circumstances are the batons illegal?

>>725815909
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge anon

>>725815845
I do my best at both.

>>725815885
What?

>>725815909
Are you referring to when a piece of shit ambushed my colleagues in Dallas? Are you talking specifically when the PEOPLE on the ground wanted to wear hard armor but the city government thought it was too scary and said no? When PEOPLE, that were there protecting the people protesting against them, knew there was a credible threat and tried to defend themselves but were denied by their superiors and died for it? Is that what you're referring to, Sir?

>>725815972
Concealed means concealed at the end of the day. You might meet a UCW charges if you use it but you'll be alive because you defended yourself. Which is more important to you?

>>725816231
More edges than a triforce, newfag nigger.

>>725816344
Damn straight I'm talking that. Taste of your own medicine. Eat up.

>>725816413
I'm sorry, what?

When a team in the city wins a championship and people come out to celebrate, either right after or at the parade, how lenient are y'all with enforcement?

>>725816615
There's nothing illegal about celebrating, assuming you're not blocking traffic and whatnot. Generally we know beforehand and will block off streets so people can be stupid without being run over. If you start with violence (arson, theft, burglary, criminal mischief) we will put you away.

>>725816344
Hmm, okay. Of course the law may be different by state, too. Thnx!

>>725785272
Do you get offended when people call "pig"?

>>725816756
so as long as I'm not violent or driving I can be a drunk fuck?

>>725816827
No, by law I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.

>>725816231
nah, im in agreement with him

>>725816884
In Texas, you're allowed to be a drunk fuck as long as you're not a danger to yourself or others (TX PC 49.02, Public Intoxication).

>>725817000
Sweet, thanks. Gonna need that after we beat the Cavs in June.

>>725817160
Please do understand though that if a cop shows up, and you piss them off, you will go to jail for Public Intoxication regardless. It's a very easy charges for us to put on someone.

>>725785272
can we get a greentext story of your most fucked up day at work?

>>725817534
That's actually pretty interesting. I guess the question is most fucked up to me or most fuck up to a normal person?

>>725785272
AFOM was arrested and had the book thrown at him for sub 2oz marijuana completely out of sight alone in his residence late at night quiet in a nowhere Texas town. He tells me was 5 patrol cars and as many cops together, surrounding the place. 80+% of the PD's reported arrests are drugs, sub 15% violent crime. He's white and no criminal history, was not violent, says cops were as viscous and provocative as allowed. He's strongly considering GTFO the whole area ASAP. He doesn't seem to have left out any obvious red flags, know him well. This happened in 2016, he is still suffering.

Would you say this kind of thing is a freak occurrence, or just the normal result of a tiny nowhere town?

>>725817701
what you think is more interesting

thx dude

>>725816615
Go spurs go

>>725813513
Can I be arrested just for no reason on a street? Can cops just ask to for my ID or something like in Russia?

>>725818482
Stop and frisk?

>>725817963
How did the cops find out about the weed if it was hidden in his house? What's the population of this town/county? How many officers do they have? What had HIDTA been working on?

>>725818027
I recently worked a case where a local school's security department received calls for a burglary. We showed up and it ended up being two burglaries, a stolen car, meth, and weed. It took a minute to get sorted but it wasn't particularly interesting. I worked a burglary where the suspects came in through the roof (literally destroyed the ceiling) and used an angle grinder to cut through the safe to get the cash and exit the normal door. I've been in car chases that hit 120+mph, and others that cut through people's yards. I arrested a guy for assault family violence that took a 198 year sentence, and another that walked free after stealing a car, assaulting and unlawfully restraining someone..

>>725818482
Maybe, it really depends on the location, time, and circumstances. No, we can not walk up to you and demand ID. We can ask, but unless you're detained or under arrest you're not required to give it. If you decide to lie at this point you are completely fucked though.

>>725818615
What's the question?

>>725818742
They smelled it from his open window.
~200 thousand county pop, a few hundred officers.
I don't know much about HIDTA, but it's not marked on this map: https://www.dea.gov/ops/hidta-map.shtml

>>725818742
he says though that cops frequently patrol his whole neighborhood, rural/suburban

>>725819332
I'd like to call it a freak occurrence, but I don't know the area. I can't just say your friend was wronged (as it is illegal) but I also can't say I agree with the actions taken by local lawn enforcement. There's a lot I don't know about the situation. Maybe there was a network they were working on and he got caught up in it. Maybe weed should be legalized. Maybe he should close his windows when he's smoking. That's a decent sized county and a reasonable sized PD, I'd guess they were working something and he got caught up in it.

Are all female officers major sluts?

>>725820948
No, but some definitely are.

OP, are you the cop that arrested me for public intox while riding in the passenger seat? Then proceded to text my wife I was going to jail for being "too cool"

>>725821987
No.

>>725822119
Lies... how's oak cliff?