Dubs decides

>>725778166
ay dios mio kiana

how much for you to tongue my anus?

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"you like this big dick baby?"

Just start with basic hello

>>725778326
reroll

>>725778166
penis

I accidently swiped right on you

let me get a peek at ur biscuit lass

>>725778622
winrar

>>725778622
Hehe

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>>725778622
Shit winrar

>>725778622
WINRAR

penis

>>725778766
double winrar

>>725778622
Well, dubs decide, OP

penisssss

u wan fuck bb?

>>725778166
Are traps gay? I think not

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Next one while we wait, dubs decides

penipenipenis

peniiiiiiiiiiiiis

PEEENIS

I love the smell of asshole

>>725778945
penis

PEN-ISIS

Sit on my face? :3

penis?

I pooped on the carpet today

>>725778945
you look like your vagina smells like fish

>>725779122
lmao

>>725778945
You've got a lovely face, and even nicer tits haha. Hey I'm anon

i have a pen, i have isis... uh.. penis

vagina

can you put fire sauce on my elbow scrape you fat whore?

>>725779122
kek

>>725779129
rerollin

Do you give blumpkins?

penis please

P.E.N.I.S.

>>725779129
This

>>725779171
re roll

>>725779104
Roll

penissssssssssssssss

>>725778428
Roll

p enis

>>725778945
You look like my favorite trap

Have you ever had a threesome with your parents?

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>>725779122

What's black and ten inches long?

<wait for the reply>

Crib death

p+enis

>>725778428
Rerollin

Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha"

>>725778945
show me your fuckin' tits, cunt

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Please respond to the post if you're rolling for the chat
#3

panis

>>725779171
and one more roll

I have strong arms I can protect you

Are you still hungry, Juliette?"

I'm willing to fuck you while your on the rag, I'll even eat you out

You're so fine if you were my own mother I'd fuck you. I'd probably fuck you BECAUSE you were my mom, actually. I'm kinda into that.

>>725779366
This

>>725779434
penis!

>>725779434
Strats are shitty

>>725779496
Reroll

>>725779434
my house is your house

>>725779366
This

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We got a snarky response boys
Dubs responding to this post decides

>>725779434
peeniis

>>725779366
rerollin

>>725779434
want sum fucc?

>>725779434
penipenis

>>725779444
fucking winrar

>>725779582
would you like one? in your butt

>>725779434
p3n1s

>>725779582
You can have one in you if you play your cards right

>>725779366
do

I do, want it inside you?

>>725779665
THERE'S DUBS IN THERE SO IT COUNTS

>>725779434
peter enis

>>725779582
I have one for you

>>725779582
but... do you want one.. is the real question..?

>>725779434
shitpost

>>725779582
i have to tell you by law that i am a sex offender

>>725779582
pfff dont lie. i see that bulge. now we can do this easy or hard. whats it gunna be?

>>725779773
REROLL

>>725779715
No joke I legit thought that's how dubs worked when I first went on here.

>>725779582
You look like trap

>>725779582
penis...

>>725779582
ok, but do you eat ass though

>>725779799
when a newfag blows it

>>725779799
NOOO I WASTED THEM

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>>725779799
stil works?

>>725779773
rolling for this one

Have you talked to any of the other girls yet?

>>725779582
im outside

>>725779849
so he has to do my post YES. O and add something about eating ass in there aswell.

>>725779832
I'm not a newfag anymore, lol. I've been here all summer.

>>725778166
>>725778945
>>725779434

Show me those lopsided and googily udders of yours.

Go and fuck yourselves.

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>>725779899
Winrar
And no, haven't heard back from anyone else yet

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>>725779988
noice

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>>725779988
triple dubs winrar

>>725779988
Best get

add some more matches motherfucker im just getting started

no but i can put mine in u

>>725779434
keep rolling for this one boys, waiting on something to say

hey "Name", i was checking out the profile, dig it. We have a lot in common. You seem like a girl that likes eating ass, so do i. Would you like to come over and eat eachother's asses out?

>>725780169
penis

>>725780039
Are you lying because your penis isn't feminine enough? Because I have no problem with that.

>>725780169
peniz

>>725780253
rolling for this on all 3

>>725780253
rolli polly for this cunt

>>725779366
Send this one OP

>>725780169
penisssssss

>>725780169
penis?

>>725779434
Are you a coffin because I'd like to be in you

gurl leme smash i wanto rekt your pu$$ay

>>725779434
why dont you grip my dick instead of that shit guitar

>>725780169
>>725780399
there ya go you cunt

>>725780407
Reroll, also add a question mark

>>725780253
this but add something like " i can tell by your face you like eating ass" or "look at those lips, you like ass dont ya?"

>>725779366
Rollll

>>725780169
death is only the beginning

>>725779899
We have a winner

>>725780399
Winrar

Niggers tongue my anus

>>725779924
STFU newfag

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>>725780362
It was too good not to

OP isn't delivering anything.

Hello m'lady *tips fedora* i see that you are quite fashionable, you might just be the player 2 i was looking for. *clears throat* Hi, my name is Dicky McBallsack, i'm a real gentleman, not a lot of those left these days. I would treat you right m'lady. *gets courage to ask the question*. Would you like to go on a date and play super smash with me? *hides and waits for answer*

He's giving us an opportunity to fuck shit up with these tinder grills and all you guys can come up with is penis?

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>>725780714
What a cunt

>>725780504
roll

>>725780719
Look above you

>>725780811
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725780804
this
no wonder OP isnt fucking delivering on every "penis" that gets rolled

>>725780764
rolling for this

>>725780811
Are you sure? My cock isn't very big but I have all sorts of toys and shit to get you off with.

>>725780764
reroll

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New chat

AYY GIRLLL DO YOU LIKE BIG DICKS

>>725780981
Roll

>>725780764
rerolling

Send dick pick.

>>725781010
whats that shit on yo face? you some kinda furry faggot?

>>725781010
#IShouldHaveSwipedLeft

>>725781130
Shameless Re-roll.

>>725781142
re rollz

>>725781010
Your hair looks like a stained tampon.

>>725781010
You remind me my sister ,which kind of turns me on :)

>>725781142
rerolling for the lel

>>725781010
diana get that shit of your face and let me put some new shit on your face nahwamsayin

>>725781229
Rolling for this,
Also send a dick pick :P

>>725781229
rerllolino

>>725781277
Winrar!

>>725781142
oh roolz

>>725781277
thank you :))))))))))

>>725781229
rrrrrrrrrolling

>>725781277
WINRAR

>>725781277
winrar

guys lets try and get him into an actual conversation and then fuck it up from them

>>725781010
Here kitty kitty, suck me for tree-fiddy?

>>725781420
there*

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If you guys give me a dick pic to send I'll chuck it her way too

>>725781462
quality

>>725781522
shit

>>725781462
these bitches form US op?

>>725781462
how do you send pics on tinder

>>725781584
canada lmfao

>>725781522
what a waste

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>>725781462

Change your profile name to Drew P Baulsach.

>>725778166
Hey there, because we matched, per the law I have to disclose that I'm a registered sex offender.

>>725780764
roll

>>725781786
thats what I thought

>>725781165
TEN TEN LET THIS IN PLEASE

Hey mamacita, this might be a little upfront but do you enjoy pegging a man? I love dicks up my ass bby but i'm not gay

So once upon a time, my grandfather told me a story. He was in WW2 and suffered greatly in the camps. To this very day he hates everything that happened within those walls...
Poor bastard fell right out of the tower...

rolling for >>725780764

>>725780875
Fucking this

>>725781999
Win

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Send this (I rolled the dubz)

>>725781999
trips get

>>725781999
nice

>>725780875
I ROLL FOR THE NAVY SEAL

>>725780875
reroll

any replies yet, OP?

>>725780875
Or you could say something funny instead

op is fag

you should match more dumb cunts op, add some pictures of cute dogs and shit

>>725782279
anybody who asks /b/ for advice doesn't deserve to get laid

>>725782057
No pics on tinder dumbass

>>725782377
W A S T E D

>>725782377
he's not asking for advice he's asking us to give retarded openings and questions

>>725781650
This

>>725780764
this is so horrible im gonna roll this

OP got a good response from one of our penis messages and is now having sex. We did it guys, be proud. First time /b/ got anyone laid

you
me
lets fuck like wild animals you cum slut

>>725782831
GO DICE ROLL!

>>725782856
RE WILIN

>>725782831
Great success, roll it

>>725782936
RR
i demand dubs of 2

>>725782999
Trips will suffice

>>725782999
does this trips count?

>>725782999
Trips!

>>725782831
roll for this one, right here

Have you heard of our lord and savior, Moot?

>>725780875
This

>>725783599
winrarrrrr

Go go power rangers

>>725781277
You can't send pictures on Tinder

>>725783988
winrar

OP's a fag

sausage?

>>725782999
faggot P{