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Does anybody else have micropenis syndrome here? Pic related...

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Does anybody else have micropenis syndrome here? Pic related...
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>>725745094

Is that you in the pic?? If so, i'm so sorry.
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>>725745868

Yes. And fuck you. You didn't have to even comment if you don't have micropenis. You don't know anything about it or life with it so you can just shut up and go fuck yourself.
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>>725745094
Only nice thing about it was being able to stand in front of the class with an erection and no one would notice. Alas that was a long time ago and now I'm a 34 year old foreveralone.
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>>725746465
I will go fuck myself, well because I can
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>>725745094
Just curious with an erection how big does it get
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>>725745094
kek
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>>725746465

Well at least i can fuck myself ;^)
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>>725747040

Well i have even shittier luck than some micropenis dudes because i'm not really a "grower". Mine gets probably 1inch longer in erection.

My micropenis is THE reason i have never wanted sex with women since i'm 100% that they would laugh... Life fucking sucks.
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is it swollen?
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>>725746465
It's okay to get mad, you have an excuse for it
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>>725747738
You have to find the right woman OP. Btw, I don't think anyone would laugh at this, especially when you're about to do it (except it's some skank). Keep on trying to get that puss
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No lol
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post erect pic i like it
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>>725745094
>black
>micropenis
>great black dick hoax
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>>725745094
I went to college with a guy with a really tiny dick. Man that thing was extremely small, like no shit, smaller than yours OP. That dude always pulled the hottest girls. Never asked him what his secret was.
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>>725745094
lol thread saved for the next "BLACK COCK MASTER RACE" thread... Thanks Anon kek
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>>725748804
go check it out.
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I feel your pain
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>>725747287
Fuck you. Do need to comment if you have nothing to add.
>>725747352
Also fuck you.
>>725747952
And you.
>>725748204
Yeah right... I simply can't. If my first partner laughs at me or doesn't want to see me anymore because of my penis i wouldn't want to even work or interact with women in day to day life. That means half of the human population. At least now i can work with women daily and interact with them...
>>725748247
Fuck you.
>>725748656
And you.
>>725748804
And you.
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what is the definition of micropenis? I mean it's really so small when it's flaccid but it's around 16cm when erect. So I'm confused about it but since it shouldn't be possible to fuck a woman in flaccid form, I guess measurement of penis in erect form defines whether it's micropenis or not, am I right?
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>>725749336
Marry a single mother.

Find a woman on a fetish site that is fine with your tiny dick as long as you let another man breed her.

Get castrated and never have to worry about sex again.
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>>725745094
Let's see it hard. I'm 5" and not thick and it looks like a fucking acorn wearing a fur coat when I'm soft.
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>>725749519
Usually anything less than 2.75" or 3" erect is considered micropenis.
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everybody here in /b/ has a micropenis. that's why we are here.
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>op's pic
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>>725749336
Part of the game is fucking trying man. Otherwise you're missing out on a lot of thing, and by that I don't only mean sex. Women are no beasts, most of them are very understanding, I seriously can't imagine anyone laughing at your dick dude. You're a cool guy, just get out there.
Worst case scenario, some chick laughs at your dick and you'll never see her again lel. Best case scenario, you lick that pussy and pound her good. Just try man.
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>>725749635
oh, I can say it's around 2.5" when flaccid but it's good to have it 6" when erect.

does being a grower have any negative sides when I'm older? Like having blood pressure problems etc. that prevents it getting full size
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>>725746465
Doesn't have big dick
Makes up for it by being giant cock
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>>725749647
Kek
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>>725745094
You hard in the pic OP?
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>>725749808
My man. No, no consequences when you're older.
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>>725749336
dont worry, i make fun of any person's cock
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>>725749586

Where the fuck do you find a website that has women who want men with tiny dicks?! Yeah, there isn't!

I have even considered moving to Asia example China or Japan but Asians are so god damn racist especially towards black people... I'm probably sure there isn't single person on /b/ who's life is shittier than mine.
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>>725749595
What a comparison
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>>725749808
same here. 3 inches soft, 7 inches hard. smart enough to stay with the first woman who enjoyed me without complaining about my penis when soft.
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>>725747738

Dude mine is small but a little bigger than micro penis. I have been with tweo or three women and the only reason I haven't been with more is because I know they will laugh or tell everyone I know. Sucks hard I could have had a few other sluts but I know they like the big dick.
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>>725747738
Why not just be a sub? Get jacked and coerce some hot domme chicks, or just insist on have oral with whatever chick or dude you fancy. Tell the truth and explain that you have a micropenis, and I think they;ll understand
>>725745094
>>725746465
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>>725749704
FUCK OFF! If you have nothing meaningful to add, you can simply shut up.

>>725749920
No but i'm not so called "grower". It grows only about inch when i get erect...
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>>725745094
Just become gay bottom !

You will have a great sex life in a world where your dick size doesn’t matter !
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>>725749595
Same I wish it was at least really thick.
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>>725750072
the problem is, when I'm flaccid it increases my anxiety because she would think it's small but actually it's above average when erect. So I never pull my pants down before getting fully erect but I really have a tense time getting it up due to this anxiety.
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>>725750273
Are you circumsliced? I can't tell. Also what do you say about this comment? : >>725750181
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I'm close to 4 inches soft, I can even imagine living with such a small dick, sorry op
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Are there any statistics that show what percentage of 4chan and /b/ users have a micropenis compared to the general population?
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>>725750394

Fucking christ same here except you still have 2 inches on me. Everytime I get in my own head when they are blowing me I am thinking
" oh christ she thinks it's small" and then I have a hard time getting it up.
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>>725746465
Someone's angry. Little man syndrome much.
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Timestamp faggot
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>725746465
Big dick owner commenting. Suck it micro-fag. Also, shitskin.
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>>725750708
>big dick owner
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>>725746465
He was trying to be nice, you LITTLE shit
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>>725750804
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>>725750708
I'm sure you love owning dicks, anon.
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>>725750181
What woman deliberately want man with small penis? No one. No woman wants small penis.
>>725750431
Yes, can't you see the scar?
>>725750585
Fuck off. If you have nothing meaningful to say you don't need to say at all.
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>>725745094
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Is there seriously a reason why certain people have small dicks? It seems if you are born a beta you are fucked into a small dick and most Alphas have average to large penis's
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>>725750015
where do you find a website where women are interested in dicks period?
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>>725751221
Hormonal imbalance while your mom is pregnant. It all comes down to luck. Your dad could have a coke can thick 10" cock and you could end up with a sissy clit.
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>>725751346
Can that be caused by anything specific? I know my mom smoked a little when she was pregnant and I wouldn't doubt it if she drank as well.
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>>725751008
I call it like I see it. Not my fault you got angry at someone trying to sympathise with your pain. You should work on that. Like I said, little man syndrome.
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>>725751435
Honestly have no idea what exactly would cause the imbalance.
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>>725749586

Where the fuck do you plan to find a website where women search tiny dicked men? Good luck with that...
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>>725751622
Femdom, cuckolding would be the best bet. I didn't say you would find a woman and have a normal life.
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>>725745094
>how can whitebois even compete
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Syndrome? Nigger, I'm full blown!
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Only when i use a bunch of drugs
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If you were hardly 5 inches and not thick would you be too embarrassed to fuck? I am:(
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>>725745094

With that tiny penis you could open an innovative business giving anal pleasure to small hamsters.
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Start making porn. I would totaly watch it.
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OP you Fucking faggot this is 4 Chan if you habt accept that People laugh about ur Tiny little dick Then go kill yourself.
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>>725746465
Kek he's salty because his dick is tiny
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>>725745094
your being such a salty prick in this thread. kys
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U're Ugly as fuuuuck
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>>725745094
You're in good company, OP.
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>>725751760
Fuck off.
>>725752286
SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF.
>>725752424
I asked does anybody else have micropenis syndrome. I didn't ask people to laugh about it and spam about t.
>>725752642
And you wouldn't be salty at all when you know that no woman probably want to date you anymore after they see your dick???!!!
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>>725753044
this is 4chan, OP. if you can't take that there are trolls everywhere, then this isn't the right place to post. especially if it's about your dick.
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OP this is Not a Place to be a pussy. Grow some dick and get over it.
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>>725753044
Assuming bait. But if not, breh, have you seen the freaks who wnd up in love? Adjust your standards cunt and you'll find love. Looks won't even matter.
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>>725753426

Yeah BUT at least those freaks can please their women...
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>>725745094
I have microgirth
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>>725745094
Mine is smaller than yours but almost 6 inches when erect. Some times my dick disappears entirely into my ball sack.
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>>725749635
No. If your penis has ever not been 10 inches and black you have a micropenis.
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>>725754009
Yeah fuck off...
>>725754070
Has any woman ever seen you naked without erection? What was their reaction?
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>>725754292
I´m not sure if they have seen me naked so I can´t report on reaction.
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Do you ride a harley or a hammer and own more than 2 guns?
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My Penis is super tiny when soft. Like sometimes less than an inch.
But hard it is 6.5"
So embarrassing
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>>725754292
>>725754573
I am not sure if they ever saw me naked with or withour erection but I had sex with maybe 5 women and they have never said anything about my dick size to me.
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>>725745094
Mine is just small, like an Ancient Greece dude statue.
It's 4.5" when hard.
Kill me.
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>>725754292
I'm saying I'm embarrassed of my shit too. Maybe not to your degree but I've been laughed at and shit too.
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>>725754795
For a long time that was considered a great cock. Thanks to porn people think 6" is small now. Any cock over 5" is fucking disgusting and barbaric.
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Is there a club for us ?
Pic my pee pe
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Lol you guys have small ones, I thought Mine was small. No complaints yet, r8?
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Wow op, everyone is laughing at you because you started acting like an asshole.
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>>725750015
grow the fuck up lol your dick isnt everything people have shit worse off
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test
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>>725755040
I'll never understand how anybody could be happy at all being a sack of lard.
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>>725755095
Testosterone?
My friend was a short so doc gave him HGH injections in his waist / hip and he got a huge dick, like 9 in for a 5'7" guy...
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>>725749336
> Yeah right... I simply can't. If my first partner laughs at me or doesn't want to see me anymore because of my penis
At least you don't have phimosis.
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>>725754628
7 inch cock masterrace here and have the same shit, tiny dick when small.
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>>725755178
Fuck you faggot
I've had sex with dozens of bitches in the 4-8 range
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ITT: OP gets mad because of his small penis size
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>>725755233
That was just a test post, you dumbass
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>>725747738
just find some girl shorter than you so your dick doesnt look like a toothpick.. unless youre ugly as well then find a short blind chick lel
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>>725745094
Nah, but my dick is kinda small, like 5 inches probably? It haven't affected me negatively in any way though.
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>>725746465
You deserve to have it.
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>>725745094

OP, just FYI you also have really small balls (hypogonadism).

You might aswell just give up and become a female.
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Femanon here and to tell you the truth girls don't want a micro penis small is okay because it can still be pleasurable but being with a guy with a micro penis (which I've done and it was the most boring shit) you just can't feel anything sorry bud :/
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>>725755040
But you are fat. I might have small dick but you're fat.
>>725755070
Fuck off if you don't have anything to contribute to subject.
>>725755244
At least phimosis can corrected with surgery. If you have tiny dick you have tiny dick for rest of your life no matter what... So fuck off you too.
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>>725745094
I'm not micro but I am small. 5.25" last I checked.

But then again, I'm about 75 lbs overweight and back in high school I was slim and it was 7.5".

People don't realize this but a bit of your penis will get buried in subcutaneous crotch fat. That's why penis enlargement surgery is basically just a nip tuck for the dick. They snip around the base, lipo the fat out of your crotch and re attach given you back whatever got buried in fat.

But I feel for men on the smaller end of the spectrum. The "big reveal" is always a really scary time for a guy with small equipment. The first time a woman sees it or feels it.

In my experience, a third of women enjoyed my equipment and seemed to have a pleasant time. Another third showed obvious disappointment but you could tell they were trying to be nice about it. They felt me up and went from super excited and in the mood to just sort of meh on their face, then got real quiet. Honestly, this is frequently were the sexual interest ends for a small guy, they feel you up realize you don't have much then stop flirting with you.

Then I had 2 women that were almost mean to me about it. One laughed because she had a loose coochie and I feel out quite a bit. The other told me I was a small man and instantly started comparing hands and feet to see if my hand/foot size correponded to my tiny penis.
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>>725755584
Girls have different sizes of vagina holes too. Some girls are hurt by big cocks.
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>>725755317
You look like you belong at a fucking dairy farm. Sad.
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>>725755826
Yeah this blew me away, some girls are tunnels and need a deep thick cock and others are wine work size and need slow sensual penis massage or it hurts
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>>725755584
That is why OP may only fuck toddlers.
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>>725749808
Same, but I can be even smaller flacid.
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>>725755826
This is true but no girls can get pleasure from a micro penis the limit of size from my experience is 4.5 inches and still then I didn't cum
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>>725755919
I once was with this lady who got a huge cave as a pussy. I wonder what had happened to her. Perhaps she was raped by an elephant?
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>>725755856
My nickname in high school was tits
They would flip my tits (palm facing sky, slid under breasts and move up, causing them to jiggle). I'd hunch over when I walked, hiding them in the shirt, I'd walk with hands on my back pack straps over my tits to suppress them...
Shits traumatic yo
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>>725755978
What about infants?
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>>725756098
Everyone is different. Maybe having a baby opened her up. Shit tears up the vag
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>>725745094
The DOS and DON'TS for men with small penises:

>DO date low mileage women, they will not know the difference or won't care
>DO date nice girls, church girls, etc
>DO date short women, in my experience, even if a girl is hard rode, if she's short her coochie will be short, tight, and snug. A short girl's coochie may fit you just right actually. I have a very short female friend that fucks a lot of men and she has the snuggest cooch of any girl I've dated, it actually fits my small parts just right.
>DO get good with mouth and fingers
>DO make sure to give her an orgasm of some sort before you get yours, you may find it requires mouth or fingers if you're small
>when you're fucking you may have to stimulate her clit.
>DO cultivate other skills and work at your appearance, sure you don't have a big dick but if you have big muscles and a good brain, you're still competitive.
>DO NOT do hookups, most of those girls are notorious size queens and you don't have enough to be competitive in the hookup game.
>DO NOT pickup girls at bars or clubs. Same as above, they're primarily looking for guys that are packing and they might hurt you when you're not.
>DO NOT date loose women or sluts
>DO NOT shoot for tall women, there's a reason they typically are with tall men, in my experience penis size and depth of vag correllates strongly with height. I've fucked two very tall women and I wasn't doing them any good.

I'm this>>725755819
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>>725756144
Ain't life just a bitch flapjack?
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>>725756144
Hugo?
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>>725754070
Are you me?
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Start jelqing brah. I was at 5.5 a year ago
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>>725755439
YOU THINK THAT I WOULDN'T ALREADY DONE THAT IF IT WAS SO EASY?!?! I'm black living in natively white country. You know that us black people aren't really known to be the most ideally beautiful at least among white people?! So i'm black, in a country which is natively and majority white, i'm definitely not the most good looking person and i have micropenis. You get the idea of my life and my future by now or do i have to explain more?!?!

>>725755577
Pic of your balls? Do you also have micropenis? Women probably really don't care about small balls since balls really don't have any purpose in intercourse...

>>725755584
FUCK OFF AND GET BACK TO YOUR TRAILER PARK WHORE
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>>725745094
My cock is odd.
Soft it can look between only 1 inch all the way up to 4, 4 fully soft not semi erect.
Hard I'm between 6 and 7.5

I'm paranoid as fuck.
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>>725747738
Dude. I have been with this super cool chick for about two years. She once told me a story about a guy she was casually seeing that she found out had a micro penis. According to her he was super shy and extremely hesitant about sex and didnt disclose his issue until the last min. She said even though the shit was inverted until he got erect, you could still work with it a little. Apparently she has run into this twice in her life. Both were redheads.
Managing a porn shop, I can tell you that most women cannot cum from penetration alone. Ive heard women say they prefer mid to large sizes, but a micro dick is better than one that is so huge it is painful and distracts from the pleasure of fucking.
Get good with your mouth and fingers, and maybe invest in some toys. Finding an awesome girl helps too.
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>>725756548
lol if the big dicked nig stereotype hurts anyone, it's the small-dicked black guys. There's lots of white size queens that almost exclusively date black and I bet if they get a small black guy home, they make him hurt for it....
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>>725745094
I'm in this weird case where my dick is the size of my thumb flacid but once I get hard it's a decent 6.5 inch... I am always afraid of being seen flacid.
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That's not a micropenis, just small.
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>>725755040
Fuckin disgusting
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>>725756781
That's called being a grower, anon. I'm also a grower, not a show-er.
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>>725756534
>centimeters
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>>725755040
You're too fat to be sexy
Your balls are too small, I'm hoping it's only because you empty them a lot.
Your cock is ok, although I don't like cut dicks.
4/10, would be your little sissy sucking you off while you gamed or watched porn/films
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>>725757087
Ye. Went from 5.5 centimeters to 6.5 inches. It was a long haul
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>>725745094
and your'ea nigger 2, dayum
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>>725745094
have you considered fucking girls in the ass?
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>>725756781
I've got a decent sized dick flaccid. Nothing I'd be ashamed of, it grows into 5.5-6 inch but the big fucking horrible shameful part is being so fat that when I'm soft you can't even see my dick. I've got a ton of cushion dick fat, I'd probably die if anyone saw it. I look like I have no dick.
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>>725757248
i'm fucking with you, at least you're a solid avg, gratz
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>>725745094

Just tell the dude you're about to fuck that you're hung like a hang nail but fuck like a paint shaker.
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>>725756726
>>725757250
FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR TRAILER PARK
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>>725757339
I know lol. I wasnt being salty
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Lol mine is like 5.5 kinda small but whatever, I don't really like girls
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>>725757430
LOL
hhHAHAHAHAHA!!
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>>725757308
HAHAHA! Funny joke! Didn't i already tell that i haven't dated any woman ever because i'm too scared that they will laugh at me.

And are you blind or stupid?? Do you think that my penis even reaches close to women's butt hole. And that doesn't help either that black women tend to have huge asses. Hell, i wouldn't probably even reach close to their anus...
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What do you use to masturbate? Tweezers?
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>Have a nigger female friend from school, we'll call her D
>D and I are walking through our home town when I come visit from out of state. Super ghetto part of a city
>We start talking about relationships and she tells me she can't date white dudes
>I figure it's something with the skin, but whatever, I tell her I can't date black chicks because I like to see what I'm hitting
>She tells me it's because white dicks are too big
>wut.jpg
>I ask her about the stereotype with black dudes having big dicks
>D proceeds to explain that she's never had an orgasm with a black dude because they've all had little dicks but white guys are too big
>mfw she asks me if she can check out my cock just to make a comparison and says it's bigger than most she's seen.

Long story short, OP, you should probably just kill yourself.

I'm a 7" White Spic
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>>725756426
why does god hate me i literally can't even /s
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>>725748668
Eat a girl out good enough and she won't care what your dick looks like
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>>725757952
bait. real nigger would rape
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>>725750273
>grows only about inch when i get erect...
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>>725749336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeItAGfhk8s
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>>725749336
You know, statistics show that lesbian women have the most orgasms. Women, that have sex with people who don't have penises at all. Get good at oral, that's all you need.
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>>725758299
FUCK OFF. My question was that does somebody else have micropenis. You didn't contribute anything for this subject. You only make me feel worse.
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>>725758758
You know what would make you feel better? Killing yourself. The equilibrium of death is better than the chaos and panic of life.
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>>725758723
>What are sex toys?
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>>725758299
Reminder that 7" on /b/ is 5.5" in reality
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>>725758758
IF it makes you feel any better, I find micro penis's sexy as fuck, I'd love to sit underneath your desk playing with it as you ignored me
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I do
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>>725745094
lol that lil guy is hilarious!
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>>725759013
If I can get some privacy I'll post timestamp pics. My bedroom door doesn't shut all the way and my family is over.
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>>725745094
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I feel genuinely sorry for people with small wangs
I spent most of my teenage years trying to get my poorly-endowed friends laid
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>>725759308
Sharing pics of your cock online for other men is pretty fucking gay mate, no matter if your cock is big or small.

Are you a faggot?
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>>725759308
Bathroom
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>>725754009
Nice cock /b/ro, put this nigger faggot op to shame.
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>>725758896
You know what would make you feel better? Go fuck yourself.

>>725759015
I'm not faggot so no thanks...

>>725759059
Really? Have you ever been with woman? Are you black also? Have any woman ever seen you naked? Did they laugh?
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>>725759308
not an excuse. use the bathroom.
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>>725759395
>everyone on 4chan is a faggot
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>>725755819
i agree, i have a fat upper penis area but i get deep in the pussy, when they ride on top of me they get really deep, plus I'm not all bony thin so she has cushion and can go for a long time
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>>725754628

that's normal bro, i'm 7 hard but mix in cold weather/caffiene etc and i go down to 1.5inches
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>>725759437
I'll web cam shot what my phone looks like. Cameras are busted. Incoming.
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>>725759639
I have a huge cock would post pics but...
>excuse 1
>excuse 2
.....
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One of my friends smacked the shit out of my hands at McDonalds.
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pls send a picture erect, I have also a micropenis (I guess)
Flaccid pic related
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Girth > Length

Except when you're 4" and lower, girth is useless.
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>>725759815
fuckin' hang out for a bit and I'll webcam it, jesus, I'm not a faggot.
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>>725759815
Apparently the average penis size is 7" now thanks to /b/. Why do these faggots brag on an anonymous board anyway?
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>>725759873

Wrong thread faggot. I asked does anybody else have micropenis not pics of your broken phone idiot...
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>>725759904
slightly below average flaccid cock stop being fooled by big dicked fakers
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>>725759904
i'd say that is above normal for flaccid, but every grower is different. just getting into this position has primed your pee p to accept blood flow, the best is an all the sudden pic like this faggot >>725754997
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>>725759904
your dick is perfectly normal if flaccid.
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>>725760251
agreed
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So small...
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>>725759904

Yeah that's not micropenis idiot. Read and search facts before you post idiot.

" A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3⁄4 in) for an adult when compared to an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).

OP has real micropenis but your is just normal penis and not even small.
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>>725760303
FUCK OFF WHORE
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>>725760352
useful info tks4kys
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>>725745094
Hitler had a microdick and we saw all the things he accomplished.
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>>725760053
Kinda like all the people with genius level iq . Nice to see an honest thread about small dicks though
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>>725760475
is OP literally Hitler?
big if true
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>>725760475
He has two testicles in this image and no wound from the war
Fake asf
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>>725760570
I'm legit 6.2" and i feel like a dicklet because of these lying cucks.
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>>725760993
Just measure your cock starting from your ass hole like all the faggots in those threads and you will feel better
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>>725759448
Thanks bud
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>>725761236
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>>725760993
The average micro isn't going around broadcasting it. The fact is, big dicks are just more visible in life, women have a crazy amount of exposure to penis size anymore and they've been told they have the power to chose.

6" ain't big anymore.
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>>725760475
He lost one of his balls in the war, its well documented

You fake news you
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My penis is bigger than that soft, and i'm 14
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Not sure if micro, but pretty small.

I don't think it's the reason I'm not getting any poon, but it doesn't help.
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>>725761722
I thought micro penises looked more retarded than yours.
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>>725761483
It's funny because women have the wonkiest measurement senses. This one Latina i shagged in the past said i was huge. They're petite so they assume 6" is 8"
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>>725761840
Not op
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Become a sissy femboy and take dick like a champ. Let us big dickers have our way with you and the women you desire.
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>>725762452
THICCC
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>>725760251
Not probably micro then but this is not a normal sized dick, everyone I see on here has bigger dick. In erect it's about 15cm (6 inches) but the girth is my main problem I guess, 5.5 inches from the THICCEST part of the shaft


DE9A656 < reminds me of his dick, mine is just a little bit thinner
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>>725762452
What the fuck?!?! Holy shit?? Nigga u could use that as a third leg LOL!
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>>725750617
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>725761874
See I've been called big too but you never know if it's just pep talk.

I'm a little over 7" long but only like 4.75" around (which I kid you not is bigger than like 90% of men by volume) so it looks sort of skinny and even I've been laughed at twice and had a ton of disappointed looks and petite girls are included.

Perception is a huge part of it but that swings both ways.
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>>725762722
That's an above average length and a way above girth.
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Guys, I once dated a guy with a very small penis, it was like 1 cm bigger than yours anon, for what I can remember, the thing is really, really liked him so when we had sex I was so fucking horny!! Happened that the condom used to get inside my pussy when he pulled it out, I was feeling horrible cuz I thougth I had a monster pussy, after we break up I realize that his penis was so small that the condom didn't fit on his penis, but I just to enjoy our sex!! And doesn't matter how small you are, anal will always feel amazing. Go on guys, sex is incredible, some girls know that so the size doesn't matter. Sorry for the bad english.
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>>725762983
But my tip is more like 4 inches by the girth. That shit isn't normal. it looks like a space shuttle because of my small tip
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>>725763114
So it's wider at the base? That's a good thing though.
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>>725754070
are you me too?
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>>725745094
>>725762452

Now that's a COCK. I would like to suck that dick for hours. OP that's what real men look like. Women want men with real dicks and not micropenis cucks like you.
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>>725755040

Your balls look horrid. Get up as exercise. Fucking Jesus.
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i have a really small dick and i fuck 7/10 up to 9/10 women all the time -- just lift and stop being a fucking pussy -- just fuck the slut hard -- never call her back
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>>725763114
Is it though? I have had sex only once, solid 8/10 girl. She haven't talked with me since, and this was only 4 months ago. I think it's because of my small dick.
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Can you at least last? I have a 3.5 flaccid and 6 inch hard, but it's skinny as fuck and I can't last longer than 10 minutes. Usually I last like 1-2 minutes. I think that's worse than having a microdick. Skinny non long lasting dick... sucks...
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>>725762899
>See I've been called big too but you never know if it's just pep talk.
Same with me. But multiple women have said I'm big. Average length but thick. I really think the average size is smaller than people think it is.
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>>725763467
>>725763191
wrong reply
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>>725745094
thats not micropenis bro. youre just small
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>>725746708
Want some ice for that burn OP?
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>>725763010
OP HERE. Where you from? Would you date a man with small penis again? Would you date man even if you knew before you started dating than he has small penis. And how the hell did you managed to get horny from his small penis?
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>>725763393
>just fuck the slut hard -- never call her back
Or more like they never call you back. You sound like a giant douchebag
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>>725763548
I mean if you got a 6" cock that's 5.5" side at the base and that's the reason a girl doesn't talk to you then she wasn't worth it.

Let's see it
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I have a small dick also but I don't think it's my problem. My problem is I cant keep my full erection for too long unless I am super horny. Fucking sucks man, should I try no-fap or could quitting smoking help at all?
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>>725763485
It isn't smaller per se it's just that perception is skewed because bigger dicks are the ones that get exposure in general. Most 5" are in hiding that's why it seems like a 7" cock is average. It is in girls minds.
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>>725763662
i am 99 percent sure i would make you my bitch in real life
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>>725763697
Well, she had a boyfriend at the time though, she was also kind of drunk. Known her for 3 years and also she's a little sister of my good friend.
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>>725763591
>And how the hell did you managed to get horny from his small penis?
Do you know anything about female sexually? ffs
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>>725763931
You don't have anything to worry about like at all. Your swinging a bigger stick than most.
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>>725745094
Sucks bro i know those feels, I'm 5" length by 5" girth and i feel ashamed to approach or even speak to women because of this, I've literally turned down more than 30 females(they approached me) through my 25 years of life because of this problem!!! FML
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This might be one of the funniest threads I've seen. These comments are gold. OP chill the fuck out sex isn't everything.
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>>725763976
Right the fuck is wrong with these dudes. A bitch decides if she wants to fuck long before clothes are even taken off. Girls rarely say no to me and I got a fucking dinker. >>725754009

I made them horny with the rest of my body and my attitude and my voice.
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>>725763866
Keep talking like a big man. You're so cool and everyone wants to be you. Submissive enough for youre pea sized alpha brain?
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>>725763697
Just fapped can't get it up for pic lol

>>725763931
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>>725745094
Become a trap.
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ya it's rough fam
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This is mine partially erect. Doesn't get too much longer or thicker until in getting blown. But its not all that big. Just be confident when you get in her panties. Not cocky. Confident.
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>>725745094
feels bad man
i know that
:/
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>>725763976

Obviously not. How the hell can any female be attracted to penis which is smaller than some men's thumb?!
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>>725745094
jeez op put your fucking clit away
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>>725764429
LOL god that sucks. As if you've ever gotten "in her panties"
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>>725764800

Must be why im hot as fuck and have a kid. Boohoo moar. Silly nigger. 3 stds later i don't get pussy. Huehueee
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>>725764188
where do you live if you are in California come to work ask for Ryan --
223 Robertson Blvd

Talk shit and you will get hit, lil' anon.
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i wonna shot myself when i have a micro penis wtf worst case
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