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What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?
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You're on /b/. Expect little kids pretending to be mass murderers....
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>>725738445
married one. now she's stuck with me.
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>>725738445
Broke up with her after fucking her in the ass
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At a Friends House waited till she was asleep after drinking... Then rubbed my cock against her lips until i came
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>>725738445
Broke up with a girl didn't answer her calls for days. One day, I was feeling horny called her said she could come over and we could talk. Fucked her, said I would see her the next day she calls next day don't answer because I am with another girl. This continues for 6 months until she found out I fucked her best friend. She tired to an hero, but failed to do so with pills. To this day she is a crazy fucked up individual.
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>>725738775
Literally a two-year old could tell a story better.
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Maybe you're the crazy fucked up individual in this story.
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>>725739094
Probably, but its true
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>>725738445
put my dick in her mouth, i thought she was gross for doing it, but her social conditioning and flawed hormonal signaling made it easy to exploit
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> Broke up by just ignoring
> Cheated
> Manipulated a bit

Pretty normal tbh
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>>725738445
Told her the truth

A scientific look at women (and how to get laid).

First things first:

=== Men are biologically superior ===
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here’s why

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf



Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
>http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf



Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

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Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose but of procreation
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>>725739619

Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
>Ect…



“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.

There’s a reason why:
-> cunt is the most offensive word in the English language.
-> there have been extremely few successful matriarchies in history.
-> 90+% of inspirational historical figures are men.
-> women feel like the world treats them as lesser to men.
-> it’s frowned upon for men to hit women.

Think about it.



Watch the incoming butthurt-faggots-in-denial-call me a virgin.

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>>725738445
After I broke up with her, i fucked her sister and then her mother.
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>>725739671

=== How to get pussy ===

1. STOP trying so hard. The less of a fuck you give about women the more they want you. Women are like retarded children, they can be a massive pain in the ass to deal with, sometimes pussy isn’t worth it, keep that in mind.

2. Look good for yourself, FOR YOURSELF. Exercise, eat healthy and sleep well. Dress well and SMELL GOOD, watch people treat you better simply because of how you present yourself. The better you look the more confident you are and the more their hormones take control of their brain.

3. Be SMART. Sell ‘your’ personality, be funny and be happy, women can’t do either. Be logical, do not get emotional with a woman because you will get manipulated and lose. Push their buttons, cross their lines, make them emotional and then, if you need to, pretend you’re sorry about it, kiss and make up.

4. Already be getting pussy. The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.

5. Money and social status. Men love you for who you are, women love you for what you can do for them.

Marriage is for cucks. You want to fuck women, not date them.
DO NOT treat them as equal, they don’t want you to, they are not equal.

For more entertaining info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQT4_YEC_ic

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Not sure whether mean is the right word, but I put a camera into the bedroom of a roommate. And it was running for months.
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>>725739671
Me pointing out you're an angry little dickless virgin doesn't detract from the message.

Which is that of an angry dickless little virgin.
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>>725739232
commit sudoku
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>>725738951
Hahaha

>>725738884
Where did u cum?

>>725739709
hahaha
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>>725738445
rape
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>>725738775
I've done this. But it was because after anal she stopped talking to me normally. She clammed up. Left her because I don't want a quiet companion.
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>>725738445
Had a gf that wanted to "wait" to have sex, so one day when she was in shower I fucked her sister.
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>>725738445
Girl had a crush on me in elementary school but I was not interested and told her that. She ignored my rebuff and tried again and again. When she brought a cake for me in school, I rejected it. She made a clown out of herself, whining about loving me and it simply made me mad. I took the cake and smashed it against a wall.

I was shunned for the rest of my stay at that school just because that stupid cunt couldn't accept a no.
I was the cruel cake killer.

Society, blaming boys for stupid shit girls do since ages.
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>>725739751
What if I told you I do well with the ladies, look great and my dick is an inch and a half above the national average?
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Share her ugly nudes like this one on the internet
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>>725740016
>lives in China
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>>725739746
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>725739999
>9999
>Quads of glory
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>>725740060
So hot. moar
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>>725738703
Kek
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>>725739862
Over her lips... was still asleep. Still get hard af when I think about it.
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>>725740113
Let's pretend that's true, that still works hugely in my benefit. Are you trying to insult me? That was a shit attempt. Can you do any better?
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>>725740208
>Still get hard af when I think about it.
Of course! Why wouldn't you?
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>>725740140
Why would you want to see more of this disgusting body?
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>>725738445
Who's the broad in the pic?
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>>725740060
>Nudes
>literally only pussy
Pick one.
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>>725739642
Thats just mean and degrading
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>>725740397
Looks like a slump buster I fucked once when I was down on luck in my life she had way more pimples though and I used her like a cum cup every change I had.
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Not to a girl, since I am one but I need to get this off my chest: I'm going home to visit family in Ohio and I posted an ad on CL looking for someone to recognize me so they can fuck me. I have a boyfriend of three years.
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>>725738703
Great answer. I hope you treat her right.
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>>725740310
She lost her virginity with a "friend". Was out at a party and he pretended taking her home. Instead they went to the beach and he fucked her while she was passed out. Legit. She told me crying.
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>>725740397
We all have a type. MOAR pls
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>>725738445
I dumped my high school gf for third and final time via voicemail at 930 am, get her fired at 1145am and got her kicked out of school at 2pm on 27 jan 2006. I rmember the dat because we were supposed to go to a dual birthday party for her and her best friend on 28 Jan 2006. I went and got laid, she stayed home with her dirty friends and they developed a cok problem that lasts to this day. High school was fun bros
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There is nothing to mean you can do to a women they will fuck you over take your money fuck and around on you. Most women will atleast fuck one new dick a month even when there in a relationship or they are married. I use to not think this was true but after all these years I've hanged out with them it is. There is a 5 percent of girls who are not like this they are way harder to find.
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>>725738775
Awww...why? She just gave up her ass! Also, greentext?
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>>725740016
>goes on the Internet and tells lies
They warned me about you
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>>725739619
You are making it seem way bigger than it is.
Yes, the average of woman is less intelligence. Yes, woman should therefor earn less on average.
But still, there are woman, who are smarter than you.
You are making it seem like every woman is inferior in intelligence than every man.

If you wanna get pussy, just talk to and show your best side. Don't overcomplicate things dude. And seriously, anouncing or asking if she want to kiss, fuck, whatever works better than just going for it in my experience.
And yes, girls say yes, they all want sex, just like you.
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>>725740629
She might not have the pimples but this fatty was definitely used as a cum dump in a bad period, that's all she's useful for tbh
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>>725740666
lol
>666
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>>725739619
Not this shit again!
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>>725740397
Yep
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>>725740703
>writes sexist shit
>also defends women
>uses poor grammar during discourse
>expects to be taken seriously
Nice try guy
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I got diagnosed with HIV because of going around too much. I found this out after i recently started dating a girl. She was obsessed with me, but when I found out what I had, i was devistated. I dumped her immediately, and told her I was HIV positive and that she should check herself. She's 18, and even after that, she kept trying to talk to me. I moved across the country for work related purposes, and she STILL kept trying to talk to me. Her family shunned her, and she became dependant on her friends (who thought she was crazy). When i came back, i told her to meet up and talk about it. We fucked, and i didn't call her back. She kept texting. One day she asked for a ride to school, and i told her only if I get roadhead. It happened, i told her we would hang, never happened.

Pic related: Her.
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>>725739619

you clearly don't understand the first fucking thing about the brain, since you're emphasizing mass over proportion. a list of claims with vague references to articles isn't an "argument" and anybody who knows the first thing about critical thinking can see that.

tl;dr grow up beta fag. can't you see this stupid mra shit is just your inner beta pretending like you're already some tough shit?
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>>725739619
>>725739671
Keep crying
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Dumped her on her birthday
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>>725740232
If a man can't even enjoy a laugh at his own expense then he leads a very joyless angry life. Sometimes a joke is just a joke anon.
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>>725740809
>pierced nipples
Instant crazy sign
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>>725739671
No one says you can't believe this. Look at you and you pretend self-actualized self! I am so fake proud of you!
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>>725739715
Thank you for answering this burning question...that absolutely no one has asked.
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>>725739746
That's just wrong, /b/ro.
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>>725740703
Intelligence shouldn't be the deciding factor in wage. The actual JOB should.

all this mensa and eugenics crap has always been popular with betas for one reason and one reason only: the same reason guys with small dicks drive cars

people ought to stop worrying about who's better and work on themselves.
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>>725740933
kek, chekd
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>>725740832
He isn't hitting her, and she's relying on that.

If he hit her once, and bruised her face, he'd get fucked for it.
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Circle of friends have all hooked up with the slut in our class except for me. It's time for me to giver her a go so I call her up and ask her to chill at my place, she says yes and comes over the next day. I know all my friends have fucked her so I really have to stand out, while I'm fucking her from behind I tell her, I'm going to fuck you in the ass. She says: no! I've never done it before and I don't want to try right now, to which I say: this is happening, right now, in your ass, just don't move. And proceed to fuck her ass while she complains. Turn her around and cum on her face when I'm finished. It was good but I'm not too proud of it.
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>>725739951
Well, here is your chance to tell your story. Do you regret it? Did the culture make you do it? How would you prevent rape in the future?
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>>725740632
Why cheat on him?
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>>725740683
And those who aren't just fuck you once in two weeks.... Just stay stick to the dirty whores and take care of yourself. Belice me its better. At least you will have a chance to pull out a threesome or some nasty shit once in a while.
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>>725740632
You need to get something else of your chest, like any clothing and post a photo with a time stamp or in other words TGFO
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>>725740887
Fun fact: She got those after to try to get me back.
Also, she never got HIV. Which was concerning due to how many times i came inside her.
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>>725740781
Fat girls need love too and they will do anything to get it even if it means degrading themselves to get it. I have a wife now of 10 years that is a solid 8/10 maybe a 9 if you like tall skinny German blondes. If she know the filthy pig I used to be back in the day she would divorce me.
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>>725740809
Did you get HIV from a dude?
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>>725740672
Here have more of her disgusting tits then
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>>725740632
>>725741045
I've just had a burning fetish for a long time to be fucked by someone who perosnally knows me while I'm blindfolded and I never know who it was. I know it's weird but I've wanted it for so long. They cum in me and I go about life never knowing
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>>725740933
>>725740894
>>725740867
>>725740832
>>725740817
Wow I've never had such a negative reaction to this. Interesting. Almost as if a samefag took offense.
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Didnt let her use my eraser when she asked for it
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>>725738445
Said her penis wasn't feminine enough.
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>>725740632
what dates will you be there?
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>>725739999
/thread
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>>725741010
Are you retarded? He hits her back initially but just gives up and tries to run away.
Watch it again.
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>>725740016
I would love it if someone came here and said, "I once declined sex when she was horny." But...c'mon...have you seen Tumblr lately?
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>>725738445
tell her to wait me upstairs, coming in a minute
played cs 1.6 for two hours
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>>725741102
This little fatty thought she was getting love but no she was just getting her body used haha
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>>725740632
>>725741085
Well if you are from Ohio you'll see the ad and you can see me naked. Otherwise I'm not posting anything here. That's just dangerous
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>>725740060
I don't think she's ugly. What did she ever do to you?
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>>725741142
No limits blindfold fuck?
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>>725741189
Most of June
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>>725740632
When was this?
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>>725741094
Not that crazy I fucked a girl knowing she was HIV+ barebacked her on multiple occasions and never got it.
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>>725741146
You should try that crap on /sci/. Watch as they rek your ass in 5 secs.
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>>725741322
I'm going in June
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>>725740397
Those tits are nice!
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>>725741197
Are you retarded? When?
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>>725741352
Pretty sure /sci/ would back him right up.
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i rammed a seesaw in her pussy.
she was standing above her end of the bar and i jumped on my end.
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>>725740703
>But still, there are woman, who are smarter than you.
Of course, did you not see generally sprinkled all over the pasta?

I didn't mention policy nor wages
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>>725741118
No. I liked going to asian massage parlors, and asking for bareback all the time. It must have been one of them, but since there were so many, i never tracked it down.
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>>725741022
I never used to think the stories in your magazine were true, till this one night...
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>>725741371
What part of ohio?
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>>725741315
i want help finding your ad
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>>725741607
Warren/Vienna
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I fucked a good friend of my ex girlfriend just next to her, in the bed next to her, while she was drunk.. my ex was a bitch, but I regret a little anyway.
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>>725741352
I've posted on sci a bunch of times.

>What do you think happens?

Haha it's the only board with logical people
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>>725741609
this is so great ! \o/
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>>725741570
>She should just ask her husband to do it, this is why men hate females.
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>Be me at 15, an edgy teen
>There's a really fat and ugly chick in my class, has no friends and sits alone at lunch
>Walk up to her, start a conversation with her at lunch
>Talk to her and realize it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
>We fall in love
>iloveyou.png
>Marry her and have 3 internally beautiful children
>She cheats on me and I rape my neighbors 3 year old as revenge
>Go to prison
>Get released 7 years later
>Browses 4chan and replies to thread
>Realize donald tump is president
>Suicide
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>>725740832
Women commit more than half of domestic violence.
Women actually commit MUCH more because it overwhelmingly goes unreported.
Even in most incidents where men are arrested for a violent altercation with a woman, the woman initiated physical contact.

Lesbians have a significantly higher incidence of domestic violence than heterosexual couples.
They have MANY times the domestic violence rate of gay men.
What's that tell you?
Women are the catalyst/instigator of almost all domestic violence (and a great deal of other categories of violence).
Without women, most men, especially over the age of 25 are almost entirely non-violent.
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>>725741022
So you fucked that slut in the butt. Cool! Any pics?
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>>725741259
not ohio, but looked on CL and it asked for nearest site, so any help here would be appreciated( i'm in the bath at the mo, so i could have a wank)
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Spoke to them
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>>725738445
Loved her
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I used to cum in my flatmates milk.
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>>725738445
Kinda raped a woman once on vacation.
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>>725740832
That kid did the right thing. Amazing discipline! One of them will be selling her ass on the corner in a few years, while the other will be gainfully employed...mark my words!
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Have super rough sex, then dump her the second after I cum
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>>725741766
> the_average_Hilary_voter.txt
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>>725741894
pic related is her btw
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>>725741146
Only two of those were me, so take it on good authority: someone else here thinks your argument is shit, too.
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>>725741148
Asshole
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>>725740894
I looked it up:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-sze/maslow-the-12-characteris_b_7836836.html
I am all of these absolutely except 7
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>>725741173
That's called being honest. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>725738445

>be me, in college, 2009
>have 4/10 gf (low self esteem)
>her even more gross friend wants my D
>constantly texts me, sometimes using my gf's phone like an autistic fuck
>finally decide to put this shit to rest
>ohgoddisgonbegud.png
>asks to meet up for some fuk
>I finally agree
>tell her I'll be at a house party
>give her address and directions to an isolated area
>place is a creepy af house and cemetery that I had done some ghost hunts in with friends back then
>tell her to look for a blue Saturn (not my car, I don't want her to actually find me somehow)
>don't hear from her for rest of the evening

cont...
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>>725738445
I made a girl say ouch probably because she was dry when I inserted my dick or fucked her. She only said it once and I hope she only felt pain once or else it would be horrible.

Not sure if mean or healing but I was with my GF at her grandparents house and in a room next to their bedroom. She told me that her granddad raped her. I proceeded to fuck her. She cried. I think it was OK or else I am a full fledged psychopath rapist.
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>>725741713

glad you like :)
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>>725742004
Lots of people thin my argument is shit, the world is filled with morons.

Rational people point out important flaws and generally agree.
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>>725741259
Femanon...I think you have to live a little dangerously sometimes. Did you hear about the anon in the bathroom who is ready to wank? You are the only thing that is stopping him...
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>>725738445
I tried to have sex with a girl when we were high on cannabis and I am not sure if she was sleeping or felt what I tried to do. I gave up the attempts because I was lazy and she was dry and I was sneaky.
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>>725742054
moar
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>>725738445
Friend had a drunk Halloween party, she took some racy (for her) photos with her friend and uploaded them. I saved them all before she sobered up and deleted them the next morning. I enjoy spreading them around.
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>>725742212
Wait...what? lol
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>>725742212
she is stopping me, and my battery is at 38%
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flirted kinda on and off with a girl, then after about 2-3 years, broke it off and said i never had any feelings for her, and that i used her and our conversations for shits and giggles
kinda wanna start messaging her again to get involved again, just to redo it all kek
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>>725741894
Nobody is commenting my homemade milkshakes or what?
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>>725741568
This is great! For those of you not old enough to have jerked off to a magazine, this is a reference to the magazine "Penthouse," which had a section featuring sexcapade-filled letters in a section called the "Penthouse Forum." A lot of the letters began with, "I used to think the stories here were fake, until the following thing happened to me..."
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>>725740832
This angers me, I swear bitches think just because they carry a bleeding axe wound and a set of tits, that they can put their hands on a man.

Hit me and you get hit, remember that cunts.
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>>725741609
Why not use her Asian pussy instead? Make sure you get consent first.
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>>725742399
Never happened, faggot.
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>>725742422
Glad you enjoyed the nostalgia there anon
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>>725741139
daaamn nice, got any moar?
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>>725742345
It's worse than I thought!
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>>725742492
You think is so hard to cum inside milk bottles in the fridge ?
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>>725742335
You heard me and you understood me. Now lets see that axe wound. You can confess to your boyfriend while crying later.
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>>725738445
Letting her suck my dick right after I fucked a different girl
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>>725742318
Moar pleese!
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Well I am a girl so there's not anything I did to a fellow woman
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>>725739619
>>725739671
>>725739715
thx mvp
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>>725742644
You've lost me anon, what's an axe wound?
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>>725742673
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>>725738445
"No."
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>>725742673
>>725742815
You like her?
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>>725741218
That's literally rape.
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I've begun to develop a fetish for fucking my wife while she's passed out drunk.
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>>725742462
My mom always said if you hit a man expect to be hit back, eventually he will react and it will hit harder
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>>725742054

cont'd...

>get text from gf
>"what did you do to anon?"
>told her I sent her on a wild goose chase because she kept bugging me (is da troof)
>says her friend is freaking out like a motherfucker, forwards me texts her friend sent to her

Now, keep in mind, I used to ghost hunt at this location. I'm a bit of a skeptic, but it's just something I'd do for fun. I've seen and have heard creepy things at this location almost always when I'd visit, but the whole area has an eerie vibe. I've gone with friends in the past, and two of them have reported seeing a man wearing a red flannel jacket, holding a shotgun and smoking a cigarette. They've seen him in the bushes and leaning against the gate post to the house across the cemetery, as well as appearing in the rearview mirror while driving. I've never seen the guy before, but I figured it would make for a good scare if this dumb bitch maybe saw the same dude. Also, keep in mind that my gf at the time had no idea about my retarded idea of ghost hunting for fun (because when you're in college and have no money, exploring ruins is free), and thus had no idea about what my friends have seen there while we were out.

>texts start off innocently enough, bitch is annoyed because she's not finding the house party on the road I gave her
>texts go on to be spooky
>says she saw someone in the bushes by the house
>matches exact description of what my friends saw
>texts go on about how she noped the fuck outta there
>says he followed her
>texts claim he appeared in the back seat of her car while she drove
>decided to not even go home, and, instead, stay at aunt's house
>would sporadically appear in her rearview all the way there, a 30 minute drive
>never hear from dumb bitch again
>missionsuccess.jpg
>mfw

Sorry if my story may have been incoherent at times, as I'm rather baked. But that shit gives me goosebumps every time I think about it. It's also fucking hilarious.
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>>725742999
Yeah man, you should record her o bring a friend so he can fuck her while she is passed out
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>>725742662
Did you do this on purpose? Why? What did she do to you?
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>>725743093
Nah, she's mine to do with as I please. I'm selfish that way.
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>>725742725
I like your tats and breasts. Also, you are full of shit. Girls do much worse things to girls than guys can even dream of. You don't want to share because you will make the average /b/tard look like a piker.
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>>725742815
Very nice!
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>>725742725
No you're not
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>>725738445
Pay less than minimum wage
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>>725738445
i usually go to a pub where the ages are a bit higher and then look for women with rings on their finger (married) and then i invite them home and tie them to my bed and have sex with them with blindfolded.
I always use fake name and sometimes when the women put their phones beside the bed i take photos of them... tied down and blindfolded in the bed, so they can find them later ;)
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>>725742805
Pull down you pants, take a picture of your front butt, and I will explain it.

p.s. Make sure your flash is on/the lighting is good.
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>>725738445
cheated on her with her mom.
broke up with her for her mom
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>>725742873
Yep
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>>725742054>>725743042
TL;DR sent bitch on wild goose chase to a haunted area where she was stalked by a ghost
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>>725738445
Meanest thing I've ever done is have one fall in love with me. She still suffers to this day cause I'm a worthless piece of shit
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>>725743266
So my vagina? lol i'm not doing that on 4chan. It IS on my ad though!
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>>725740008
Why smash the cake? Poor cake dindu nuffin
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>>725738610
Thanks Cpt. Obvious
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>>725742999
As long as she is on the same page, there is nothing wrong with this. She can consent to non-consensual play.
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>>725738445
let her fall in love with me
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>>725741683
then, please, stay there

captcha: road road
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>>725741772
You're such an idiot, holy shit.
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>>725743327
Kik?
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>>725742529
Here you go
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i fucked a sleeping woman in the ass.
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Murdered her
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>>725743217
>>725743286
Got upskirt shots of her and her friend they drunkenly took. Wanna see?
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>>725740632
Why do stupid bitches always have to announce they are female? Goddamn I want to slap the shit out of you. Fucking whore.
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>>725738445
wasnt that the bitch that ate her own shit because she didn't want to loose her bf or something like that? i think i have that video somewhere.
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>>725741222
checked
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>>725743327
So link to the ad, already. Geez...if you are ready to suck some stranger's dick, you sure don't act like it!
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>>725743452
I've done that too on the night of our breakup
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>>725743489
Share
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>>725741772
lesbians report a lifetime significantly higher rate of domestic violence as victims.

upon further questioning, a significant portion of them said "I decided to lesbian because of past abuse with men," while a remainder said it they were victimized by a man.

oopsy. guess they're not as violent as you thought ):

and even if women do initiate physical contact, men are by far the overwhelming majority who kill their partners
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>>725743482
Of course.
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>>725743449
Very nice!
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>>725743434

I don't want a stranger. You'll see in the ad

>>725743499

https://youngstown.craigslist.org/cas/6046527930.html
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>>725743420
He's only an idiot for posting the information in the first place, here.

The information itself is all true, and no one would be an idiot for believing it, especially if they'd bother to go fucking look it up for themselves.

Bunch of idiots on 4chan. Big ol' idiot party.
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>>725743489
Go to a site I can't name and search on "4Chan girl eat shit." You will be rewarded with a sight that will make you lose your humanity.
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>>725743575
Since you like her fat tits
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>>725743558
Great, I love exposing her. Here's her ass for your approval. What do you think? Shall I post blondie too?
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Fucked my then GF, broke up with her, and while she was packing her clothes into trash bags, I was banging her sister in the other bedroom. The sister owed me for rent and wanted to stay, but I kicked her out too after I finished draining what was left in my balls into her. Fun night with a lot of alcohol.
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>>725743589
oh damn, good luck dude

how have you been circulating that?
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>>725740817
>can't you see this stupid mra shit is just your inner beta pretending like you're already some tough shit?
Retarded post. This is your excuse for having nothing to offer men, and for allowing feminism to take over.
>>
So close to me to bad I don't know her
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>>725743657
>>725743546
better check out that guys hint, can't find it in my unordered mess anymore, that was like years ago. but as far as i remember, it wasn't really that bad compared to usual scat stuff
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>>725738445
Laughed at her as she cried, i was leaving the country the next day

Wasnt a spiteful laugh, just couldnt think of a way to say goodbye, so i just smiled chuckled and hugged her, then left and havent seen her since
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>>725741346
Isn't the transmission rate of HIV for vaginal intercourse very low?
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>>725743800
huh?
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>>725738445

> find out drunk girl is pulling a train at a house party
> her brother showed up after she was already in the bedroom
> didn't know she was there
> told him "there's a train on some passed out slut in the back bedroom"
> figure he'll lose his shit and lulz will be had
> little did I know she was face down by that point
> mfw I come down the hall after a few minutes to see why no yelling and screaming
> mfw this girls own brother is laughing with a couple other guys while pounding down in his sister
> he nuts on her ass and heads to the kitchen for a beer
> when the story got out his family self destructed
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>>725738445
I told my girlfriend something so deeply offensive that she broke up with me. I said 'I love you'
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>>725744004
Ok josh. No one cares
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>>725743589
OK, anon...you pussy looks nice. Congrats on being female and conservative. Also...sweetheart, you have a wild side. There is nothing wrong with that, but you ought to tell your bf. He deserves to know, because he has to decide if he wants to stay with you. Uf I were him, I'd stay. You sound like fun.

p.s. Can we see your butthole? The only female buttholes I have seen in my life belonged to liberals. I would like to see a conservative butthole before I die (Sean Hannity doesn't count).
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>>725743960
circulating, distributing

I mean, do you really expect someone you know to just happen to browse craigslist and see it?

>>725743657
if that site starts with mother then I don't see it
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>>725743923
its low for penetrating someone. a top or guy fucking a girl is much less likely to get, pretty much need really rough sex that makes your dick raw.

only reason it is higher for gays is they get fucked in the ass which causes minor tears giving rthe virus access to blood.
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>>725743885
With all due respect, it's a video of a young woman eating her own shot under duress. "Not as bad as most scat" doesn't come close to describing how awful the vid really is.
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>>725740832
Lmao he's trying to not look too awkward or cowardly but he still wants to block so he ends up looking like a GTA IV NPC
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>>725738445
Flew my girlfriend of 6 years out to stay with me for a month and told her i didnt love her 2 weeks in...then i made her stay the rest of the trip while we still fucked on the regular
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>>725743731
I think she has a nice ass and yes let's see blondie!
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>>725743885
No mother site?
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>>725743692
They are nice!
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>>725743982
thats hot as fuck
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>>725743982
if that actually happened that that's fucking amazing
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>>725743365
True. She's woken up a time or two and just smiled and let me have at it. She's got no real sex drive sober and when she's fucked up she's a lot of fun to fuck. But, I get off on the challenge of fucking her while she's out.
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>>725744088
It does and it should be last video on last page. If it isn't there...good. That loor girl has suffered enough.
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>>725741352
I've seen his posts there, idiot.
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>>725744339
You are a married couple, not a coue of high school sophomores. I trust you, anon, and it sounds like she trusts you. Good.
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>>725744191
man i've seen so much shit already and i hate people anyway so i dont give a fuck about such pussy things, other people pay for eating it so it cant be that bad
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>>725744358
Nope
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>>725744062
I'm not conservative, not fully anyways lol and I can't tell him, I know he'd say no

>>725744088
So far Im hoping details will do it. How else would I circulate? I'm new to this
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>>725744473
Married almost 15 years. I just wish she was more adventurous.
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>be me
>be 16 and dating 14 yo bitch from maxwell ca
>her grandmother lets her come to my place to sleep over on the weekends once a month
>be hanging out with her and my best friend
>fuck her in front of my best friend, cum in her mouth.
>feelin' alpha, but getting bored with her.
>best friend complaining to me he is a virgin still and hates.
>asks me what i do to get with bitches.
>idea comes into my head that i can let my boy get some of my pussy, since he is like my brother.
>tell bitch i want her to blow us both
>she does
>hnnggg so cash
>we go and get into the jacuzzi and rub her tits an ass for a while as she strokes us both
>i tell her i would appreciate it if she would take my boys virginity, since him and I are so close and shit.
>she is hesitant
>shes worried I will be mad and my feeling will change for her after its done.
>no its ok, trust me. i love you. this wont change anything
>she rides him, I chill out and watch on the barstool
>he busts and I high five him as she is in the bathroom cleaning herself up.
>tell him that this shit was the best, but am having seconds thoughts about this hos worth
>he is getting sketched out. he begs me to not get mad about it.
>am calm and chill because alpha
>we all go to bed. my boy on his own bed in the room our family gave to him.
>I am with Brit up in my own room and this bitch is passed out while i contemplate
>next morning, after my friend heads home, i tell this bitch that she gave in too easily.
>tell her to stay the fuck out of my life and shit.
>drive her ass home that morning.

There's much more to it. This is just the small beginning.
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>>725742612
Fine I'll explain.. if you cum into a liquid water/milk the cum turns the consistency of milky snot, therefore any cum would be easily noticeable to anyone attempting to drink it.

So you're a lying fucking idiot who can't even think up a believable lie...
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>>725744236
Glad you enjoyed it. I've shot so many loads over her it's stupid. I love knowing how embarrassed she'd be if she knew these were out there. Who do you think has the more fuckable ass?
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>>725741218
I have full on pushed a girl as hard as I could off my dick because she was opening my pants without consent. I told her she was drunk, I was drunk, and this was extremely unacceptable.

I've done this about 3 or 4 times total in my life.
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>>725739715
woman are humans. they want sex the same way men want it. so you don´t need to act that crazy...
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>>725743657
its not there. link?
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Recovered over a 100 pics off her computer, uploaded them to a couple sites. Its been about 10 years and I can't find the original archive but she pops up on milf image sites every now and then. Probably shouldn't let an ex work on your computer.
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>>725744676
Oops I forgot to mention that just lying is one thing, getting called on the lie and standing up for it is just pathetic, you must lead a sad sad life anon.
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>>725738445
i was really mean to my gf in high school. she was a butter face and I wouldn't acknowledge her in public, but would only hang out with her at her house and go out at night to movies and shit so no one would see us. Just used her for sex. Wouldn't answer her calls if I was hanging out with another girl. Cheated on her a bunch. Would make plans and then forget just cuz I didn't care and knew she wasn't going to leave me anyway cuz she was in love with me. Would make her shave, wear slutty clothing, make her do anal even though I knew she didn't enjoy it but she would always put up with it for me, even when her ass would bleed a little she never complained. treated her like absolute shit.
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