Hey /b/ psychologist in the making here, come here, take a seat

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I have a pepe obsession.

bipolar, dont get near me

>>725713496
I don't know where I fit in, I go to parties and dance and meet people and have fun but I never feel right or feel like I belong, when it's just me and friends I feel like I'm missing something, i have attraction to many girls I meet but I never feel like I could actually commit to a relationship again

>>725713709
Pretty common with an autism patients, don-t worry anon it'll be over soon...

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>>725713825
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>>725713825
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>>725713825
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>>725713883
From what I can tell you had a troublesome relationship in the past right?

>>725714101
To some degree yes, 3 year long, I had to break it off with her because I just couldn't stand they way she was just aloof and unaware of obvious problems we had

I'll admit it lasted all through high school and was my first real relationship, and it did for a time feel like love, I'm guessing this has an effect on how I perceive potential partners?

>>725713496
worried about my future

I want to die by getting cut with knives in front of a female friend, other ways of dying are impossible for my to accept because they seem equaly worthless and stupid like my life so far.

>>725714444
nice repeateding digits

>>725713883
This

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>>725713496
I feel like I want too much to come of my life. I have these dreams of doing great things but they seem out of reach so I become moody and depressed.

>>725714511
repeating****

>>725714538
Try killing urself alternatively suck it up faggot . Op here

>>725714668
Yeah that might work

>>725714668
I'm guessing being a counselor isn't quite the career you're after

>>725714347
Yes, you are right. Correct if im wrong but I believe you might have thought that go, ''why bother trying again'' ''it wont be the same'' but in all honest you have to be ok with yourself first, work in accepting and getting over that past experience and focus on what you have now.

>>725714410
How exactly anon?

I literally have no motivation to follow through with shit. 24 worked construction all my life, want to move up so register back to complete school so i can get certificates and shit. But never follow through and quit. Want to go push further and succeed but have no energy or will to follow through

>>725714833
I love men but don't know how to tell my dad

>>725714461
You need to work on you self steem anon, I can tell the real problem is you need the approval in some manner of this female friend.

>>725714884
Seems like you're suffering from a north american lifestyle . Try crime alternatively suck it up or kill yourself

>>725713496

my dick hurt

>>725714971
Try nyzerol op here

>>725714538
Listen anon this is a very common problem society is having due to the whole milenial phenomena, you are oftenly told you gotta achieve great things but in reality why are you listening to such stuff? To be someone to society? Why? Its clearly not making you happy.

>>725713496
I can never love just one person. I've had to cut contact with several of my male friends every time I'm in a relationship because they're all close to me and I start to develop feelings. I've had to force myself to stay a virgin (I'm 20 now) because of how bad its gotten. Every relationship I get into is amazing at first, but then I look at other people and eventually cut it off because I can't stand loving two people at once. I enjoy the attention from men confessing their love to me, but I feel so, so guilty. This started when I kept getting hit on by guys online when I was 16, and now it affects my real life. People are starting to call me a "Seductress" when I don't try to be, it just comes naturally.. What should I do??

>>725714786
Honestly maybe, I feel that now that is how I expect every relationship I'm in to be like, as much as my friends have persuaded me to, I can't be someone who "hooks up" or rather someone who can just be with people no attachment. It's almost like I want every relationship to be like that, but I look at half the girls I'm attracted to and I don't see myself being that with them so I think why bother?

It doesn't help that me and my ex were something of an "it" couple at our school, everyone on the track/xcountry team we were in wanted us to be ogwther and thought we were a perfect couple, and I never thought I'd be the one to be the type to end it because I wanted someone else or saw other opportunities, but Lo and behold I was

>>725715031
Because IM not a fag psychologist and want money so I can get pussy duh idiot

>>725714699
Dont listen to that cunt anon, real op here, already answered

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>>725715080
Tldr.
Shut the fuck up faggot no one cares . Op here

>>725715177
OP, help this poor soul, it's obvious he has daddy issues.

>>725715094
Is pussy really gonna make you that happy? Youre so full of bullshit society wants you to believe its best. Youre literally puting pussy in a pedestal.

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>>725715177
>>725714668

>>725715222
Lol what a loser you are. Its one thing out of everything great In life that success brings along with money. If you don't like the system go live In the bush homo . IM headed to Cambodia in a week grow up what a lame you are prob do nothing ever

>>725715214
Can't help him, he craves attention and is seeking help in his own desperate manner. Aint getting him nowhere...

>>725715031
No that's not really it. What I want in my life isn't quite what my parents had in mind for me. They wanted me to go into a stem field but of course I love music way more than engineering so that's what I've been working on. I just want to do what I love and it seems like I'm never gonna be successful.

>>725715222
Oh and PS loving pussy doesn't mean you worship women you get it by being successfull fit and only giving them moderate respect not too much but too little is ok sometimes

>>725715328
Well in that case be an adult make a big boy decision and decide what you want to do or what you are able to do. Don't cry about what you can't do because no one feels sorry for u. Don't listen to the other troll guy

>>725715328
Answer me something do you really wanna live your parents repressed life? Or you wanna grab your balls and go for what you love doing and live your own life? Make your own history?

>>725714833
well it's embarrassing but I'm just not smart enough to keep up in school and I'm too introverted to get references for a job
also I have an outstanding DUI and assault charge
plus dropping out or changing my major isn't an option
as far as I can tell, I'm eventually going to get kicked out of school or just barely scrape by then end up working a dead end job for the rest of my life
which I would be ok with if it wasn't for the fact that my family's going to rape me for not doing well in life
that's not even looking at how shitty i am compared to my peers

>>725715503
Damn this op is a loser spoon fed 20 year old. Can't wait till you taste having no safety net . His parents aren't repressed they have a happy marriage and fuck all the time . You're the repressed one with Al your wah society shit. Society gives what you take from it retard .

>>725715424
Kek obviously you just want to feel cool by giving someone shit in a thread where you talk about your feelings

>>725715080
From what I've just read you're telling me you're still living in the past. The way you talk about your relationship is the giveaway, look anon its ok to be afraid, youre smart, but its not okay if you lose your life thinking what if, its not okay not let go nre oportunites just because you just cant let go.

>>725715512
Then be honest with yourself idiot . Felony record means learn a trade , start your own business , sell drugs or work shitty labor jobs. No use crying now grow up. Have some responsibility one day you will be alone and crying you were too much of a fag to work but guess what you still have no money . Figure it out for yourself

>>725715597
Actually, you don't really know shit about my parents anon. They divorced when I wasn't even a year old and my mom took me half way across the country to get away from my dad. Since then I've never seen him and my mom's been disabled and hasn't been able to work since I was about 11. Quit acting like you know so much better than everyone else when we're just trying to talk to op. He's the one that's actually being half decent in this thread.

>>725715672
Ops angry his gay liberal arts major isn't all he hoped for in the real world

>>725715862
I'm not op smart ass

>>725715839
Damn and they still raisedyour faggot ass didn't they . Tldr quit being a whiney baby

>>725715597
Then can you explain to me anon, why is it his parents made him take a career that go beyond tastes? By repressed I didnt meant if they fucked or not.

I left my position managing a big Canadian provinces health care for a Canadian telecom dealer. How fucked am I? I project managed the migration of 14000 units from a competitor to the org I worked for. But I quit after the project completion.

>>725715709
You seemed to pretty much hit the nail on the head honestly, but how do I advance so to speak?

I go to parties with lots of people, I go to clubs, I'm trying to change but I ever see tofeel like I am... I don't even know the first step to take

>>725715936
Sounds to me like his dad wasn't there and his mom didn't make him do anything she was disabled she only wished for he best genius

>>725715906
Quit trying to feel fucking relevant in the slightest to the conversation I'm trying to have with op. It seems like you have enough problems of your own that need addressing rather than trying to make up for it by acting like a 14 year old that just got a belt taken to his ass by his dad.

>>725715940
I don't know you didn't give enough detail. If you don't dread the work and the money is ok then you're fine

>>725715839
Don't mind him anon, some people just cant ask for help properly and use methods like this to call desperately for attention. Anyway, back to you, I imagined it was hard for you, with no father I supposed you took that career to make you mom happy in some manner.

>>725716048
Sounds to me like you want someone to coddle you and tell you how hard your life is. Everyone's life is hard. To answer your original question to op , make your own decision retard do what you want

>>725716071
Calling for attention by telling people calling for attention that they are the ones who live with their decisions and not to cry about them because it changes nothing ? Ya that's a cry for help allright

my ex gf got an abortion and I helped her through it and she broke up w me shortly after and i have now been dating my rebound for a little over a year and got myself into a whole other relationship. I feel sad, and keep thinking about my ex. What do. I feel guilty and have dreams about ex almost every night

>>725713496
I can't spot cheating on my girlfriend, she discovered it once, forgave me. Now I'm cheating on her with another one. What do doctor?

>>725716193
Because you fell for a dumb slut get over her she ain't nothing but a trick ass mark foo

>>725716219
Either leave her or keep cheating. Cheating is kinda a faggot thing to do but it's up to you

>>725713496
Do you enjoy working with people who refuse help?

>>725716294
What kinda stupid ass question is that. Have you ever talked to someone who's been to a psychologist they would send u to a psychiatrist and just medicate you. No one has time for that

Just do DMT a couple times and you'll have no need for this guy. Worked for me anyway.

>>725716071
Not yet but I enrolled in the classes to please her. When I was 16 I stayed home from school for a month because of depression, started cutting myself, doing drugs and stealing shit. Part of it was related to my original post and part of it was trying to deal with school and it just overwhelmed me. After going to truancy court, I pretty much had to be a slave to school to make up for the semester I blew off. Anyways I don't feel like college or school in general was right for me. The only thing I can study for long periods of time is music theory and all I want is to play music. Shit though I feel like I might as well kill myself before I totally humiliate myself and get plunged into immense debt.

>>725715971
First things would be honest to yourself, what was her name? Why and how did she hurt you? Accept that pain, make it a part of you, take the best and the worst as a whole of those 3 years. Accept that its over, start looking foward. Leave the past in a place where it motivates you go foward.

>>725713496
All these faggot wankers starting porn threads on /b when the being in some adult section.

>>725716281
I thought of leaving her many times, but I'm 19, and it's my first serious relationship (over a year now). Everything have been so far so good. It's juste I don't see myself being committed to only her. I think I might by polygame.

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>>725716120
I want gods to come from the heavens and instill in me a divine knowledge to aid me in finding my place in life. Fuck off anon.

>>725716419
True psycadelics are fun and deffinetly can be beneficial but also can make some people have a real bad time for the duration of the trip. Not me tho lol

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>>725713496
I know whats troubling me. You went to school for a few years and now you think you know how to discern the ID from the Superego. You're a true master. The fuck is the matter with you. School and now you can cure everyone's problems? Get an MD like I did and prescribe lithium. That's the only real cure, newfag.

Hughes, M.D. (UCLA Medical School)

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>>725716378
>implying you can "just medicate someone" without their consent
You have a long way to go. That approach show a distinct lack of empathy. Why do you plan on becoming a Psychologist?

>>725716419
DMT? You have a problem with us psychologists anon?

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>>725716431
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PITTY PARTY IN HERE GUYS EVERYONE COMMENT HOW ITS OK AND HE HAS IT SO HARD

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>>725714511
It is called quads newanon
>good for you not ending up in a jew thread

>>725716483
Cheating happens in a ldr and chest and if you feel like she may cheat then cheat. Especially at that age but don't carry on two relationships if that happens end one .

>>725716193
What exactly do you feel guilty for anon? I believe both of you took the desicion of abortion or maybe it was 100% her descision form what I can tell.

>>725716548
Lol you're stupid it's literally what they do if you don't accept actually advice form a doctor just give you benzos or anti osyhotics

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Its 5:30 in the morning and I'm here typing this

Trans/Mentally ill here.

>>725716549
See every answer above to the same question four times

>>725716535
I'm not sure if this is a personal army or sincere. Fucking Poe's Law. Determining how meta that is is made difficult.
I'm assuming it's some bullshit. No actual MD would be retarded enough to post that much info on 4chan.
Or do you have tenure and just give no fucks?

>>725716733
Rough lifestyle choice. Good luck . Not the being gay thing but just going full trans . I've banged a tranny you can live a normal life but be full girl or full guy or itl be hard for u. IM talking voice and all

>>725716613
But then what do I do with my life? Just go from tinder fuck to another without making serious bond? I have tried talking to her about becoming an free couple. So each one could go see others but she is very possessive. It's has been stressing me lately, I feel guilty.

>>725716548
Im sorry anon, there a faggot in this thread begging for attention. Answering you original question I do enjoy working with people who refuse help, I personally feel like they are more emotionally intelligent and they close up for such reason, making them open up is really heartwarming

>>725716588
nice quads

>>725716674
>you're stupid
lol Ok kiddo. Just read off the DSM and let that do all the work for you. What could go wrong?

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>>725716193
The real answer to your problem is simple. You still love your ex. So break up with the new one and go date your ex again. If you can.

If you can't, deal with that reality. Everyone looks sexier when you haven't had sex with them for a while.

Keep that in mind. It's just a natural reaction we all have to life - and I'm guessing you haven't made love with too many women.

You're just having wet dreams, my friend.

Hughes, M.D.

>>725716847
Personally I like being in a committed relationship with one girl and growing as a couple learning g what eachother like, establishing boundaries etc.but you have to pick you can't be a single guy and a commited guy without breaking hearts. There's ways the chance of you getting your heart broken too but that's just life my man

>>725716765
Bingo. I give not a fuck. At all.

Tenure.

>>725713496
Self diagnosed borderline but im starting to feel happy. I have a gf now and its made me the happiest ive ever been but all of a sudden I cant stop falling for other people. Which doesn't make sense cos all I wanna do is stay with this woman forever

>>725716558
Sounds like you have it pretty hard anon. Care to tell us about who hurt you? Father was it?

>>725716765
If you really wanna know Im a cardiac surgeon.

Very good at what I do. Very. Very. Very.

>>725716430
I see, thanks for sharing anon. It seems music was your escape in some sort of way. Whenever you have problems sleeping go on youtube and search 'delta waves' it;s a relaxing music that Im sure youll apreciate. Back to the topic, have you tried looking for you father...?

>>725716940
It's called having a penis sometimes when you look at women it gets to Tingley. Hughes Md here jk but seriouslyyou better talk to a professional Al about that concern right away

>>725713496
Is this the same Korean guy from lost

>>725716966
Nothing really hurt me same story as you parents divorced etc. Only I didn't have a financial security net and had to grow up and find my own way rather then ponder I had to act

>>725716927
I've comed to this conclusion myself, but I'm probably too selfish too really care. I think I'm stressed out because I fear for myself not for other. So I guess I'll juste let it slide.

>>725717077
Yes op here

>>725713496
i feel like i really want to be liked by my peers, im always thinking about my behavior and such, im an insecure mess atm

>>725714444
Noice dub dubs

>>725717102
You dont have very many opinions future psych.

If you want to help someone, you need to have a plan for them to follow in the future.

-hughes md

>>725717100
You're still young you got time to play around. But if you find a good one keep her. If she's not perfect don't treat her as such . Don't get me wrong no one's perfect but use your judgment if she has resepct and loves you, that's hard to come by

>>725716849
Interesting point of view...
Likely PTSD, confirmed anxiety, major depressive, and Attention Deficit.
Top it off, I'm a stubborn asshole who isn't willing to put any work into bettering myself and only really puts any effort into distracting myself from reality (possible avoidant personality) and maintaining the status quo, as shitty as it is in my head.
The effort to kill myself is for now (compared to my average level of activity) is more severe than the inside of my head is. I've completely fucking ruined my dopamine by living off whims and constantly seeking instant gratification. I don't even give enough of a fuck to make myself food anymore. If there isn't food ready for me, I go up to the kitchen, check the fridge, then go back downstairs and starve.

I know what behaviors would improve things, I just don't value myself enough to do them, along with all of the other "justifications" that depression could throw at that.

>>725716940
I'm the cheater anon from this thread, I know what you are feeling. You realy love her but still desire sex from other. There is no easy solution. Or you suffer for her sake. Or she does because you are a selfish pervert. Up to you to choose.

>>725717084
>mother couldn't work almost half my life
>thinks I have a financial safety net
How delusional are you, buddy? I've had to live in shelters because of the absence of this so called financial safety net. The only way I could afford college is student loans and the minimum wage job I got when I was 15. In reality, you were probably better off than I was but I'm not the one being bitter as the asshole that shit you out, so why don't you just chill for a second

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>>725716983
Hey, at least you're honest. Congrats on winning the rat race, by the way. You fucking earned it.

>>725717132
Fake it to you make it. Be confident in what you say and have pride. Don't be cocky and it will come naturally with practice

>>725717173
Thanks, you really helped me in some way. She is a good girl, always messaging, making gift, going out. A great fun and great sex as well. I think I will break with the sex friend, better this way

>>725717278
There was a race? I was pretty sure I was the tortoise and everyone else was a hare.

-Hughes MD

>>725717248
Keep telling yourself that my super rich scientist
- a more successful person then you

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>>725713496
Are you from yesterday about suicide? As an actual psychologist, let's flip the table: what's on your mind?

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>>725713496
Are you really psychic?

>>725717278
thanks, i'm on the right track then

>>725713496
How do I deal with the fear of losing my memories? (Grandmother has Alzheimers and mother is extremely forgetful)

>>725717248
Also IM not bitter ilove my life. I am the guy going to Cambodia . IM just not a cry baby . Ask Hughes Md he's a Md you don't see him cryign and he is a real science guy

>>725717343
I will until you find a way to get yourself out of the hole of stupidity you dug yourself into -someone you've never met

>>725717318
You have a job title or at LEAST qualifications that afford you a lack of worry about your financial situation, and tenure to afford you lack of worry about keeping your job.
I'd say that's called winning at life, at least so far as our capitalistic society is concerned.
I wanted to go to UCLA as a kid. Miss the fuck out of LA. Enjoying the rain finally being back?

>>725717180
Hmm... I dont quite think Major Depressive and Attentions deficit are right diagnostics anon. Why? Because REAL Major Dep. patient usally don't even have the energy to move from bed or do anything at all. You you are right here taking to me, you wake up in the mornings. Attention Deficit, looking at the way you write I'd say you are pretty smart and perceptive, I can;t confirm the other 2 dx but If you know what best then the best push for you might be someone that motivates you to go for it.

>>725717410
Accept it is a possibility as is getting hit by a car and try not to think about it . We all gotta go some time it's sad but we all live too

>>725717421
Lol you must have a real big chip on your shoulder

>>725717541
I have a real big dick between my legs. Jk it's like slightly above average but it's pretty big ok

>>725717350
No, but I made a thread a while back ago. What's on my mind right now? Well nothing, I'm focused on all anons that are asking for help but its hard with all the faggots lurking.

>>725717651
The faggots have helped more people then your retarded shit

>>725717154
Hughes youre a faggot.
-Real OP

>>725717386
Yes, you're thinking about ham and pussy right now anon.

>>725717746
No u
- hughes md

>>725717593
You know you're really proving my point even further

>>725717824
Says the fagot

>>725717733
It's okay anon, I can't help everyone. Faggots are meant to be understood only by other faggets.

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>>725717885
Look familiar?

>>725717907
You're just a guy who thinks he's really smart go to Reddit on r/iamverysmart post this whole thread they will like u on that site

>>725717978
Rekt m8

>>725718005
Never claimed such a thing in all honesty but seriously you faggotry just keeps boosting my ego.

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>>725716431
Don't know if you're still here, but thanks anon, hopefully I can apply what you said well

>>725718159
Spoken like a true faggot

>>725717484
>Because REAL Major Dep. patient usally don't even have the energy to move from bed or do anything at all. You you are right here taking to me, you wake up in the mornings.
I mean, both my GP, current and former Psychologist(s), and all of my Psychaitrists have come to that diagnosis, so I dunno what to tell you. Laying in bed, on my phone, but sure. I'm talking to you while waiting for my body to decide it's ready to sleep. I don't wake up in the morning, I wake up (on average) 5-7 hours after whenever my insomnia decides I get to fall asleep.

>Attention Deficit, looking at the way you write I'd say you are pretty smart and perceptive
I'm "smart" because I enjoy learning. I find it extremely difficult to pay attention to things that don't really trigger anything related to instant gratification. More so than just apathy would cause. I wouldn't say I have an entire lack of executive function, so much as I ignore the flashing warning lights in my head. Adderall helped me significantly through highschool, and I'm now waiting on pre-authorization for a prescription of it as is. Not that I plan to do anything using it, but that I wouldn't be able to do anything without it. Last time I tried to learn something, I couldn't focus at all, even though it was something I wanted to learn AND I had an external incentive.

>I can;t confirm the other 2 dx but If you know what best then the best push for you might be someone that motivates you to go for it.
I've thought about that. It'd be nice if I valued anyone else's opinion enough to change for them. As is, I just expect anyone I come in to contact with (entirely online) to stop talking to me eventually, when they come to the same conclusion about me that I have.

>>725718171
No problem anon, I hope I was able to help you. Good luck!
>>725718235
Thanks anon, you too keep being a faggot.

>>725718323
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

>>725718426
How fresh is that pasta? I haven seen it before, and I can't be fucked to look that shit up.

>>725718490
That ain't pasta boy that's the real deal I will fucking end you if you need a tldr get off of my B

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>>725713886
>don-t worry anon it'll be over soon...
Hmm, strangely ominous, but I'll choose to ignore it.

OP HERE
Shut the fuck up all of you! Im so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>725714318
bump

>>725718534
Real fucking neato, friend.
You bring the shotgun, I'll bring the party poppers. Hell, I'll even pull the trigger myself. Let's do this.

>>725718323
Okay anon remember I work with what you tell me. Answer me something, what about you family? I might just assume with all due respect they must be missing right?

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>>725718869
You post just gave me a boner. No joke.
-Real OP

>>725718323
> Doesn't value oppions
> Seeks proffesional oppinion givers
Kill yourself already jesus

>>725713496
Sometimes I get these strange urges.

>>725718860
Nah. They actually take care of my sorry ass, even though they no longer are legally required to. They're the only reason I'm afforded to not have a shitty enough life that suicide is worth the significant effort.
I live with my divorced mother (bipolar), father (narcissist) still lives in the state I grew up in. We moved to be near my uncle. My younger sister lives here, but she's going to college and lives in the dorms during semesters.
As for my value of their opinions, I just kinda expect to be a disappointment, and am continually unsure why they still insist that something will change someday. Well, that's a lie. I know they do it because they couldn't really handle how fucking bleak having the understanding that this will be the entirety of my existence until the day I die would be, and because they want better things for me.

>>725718968
>seeks
You misunderstand. I'm interested in psychology and to see what the opinion will be. It won't really change me, but I'm intrigued by them and how they formed that specific opinion, given their knowledge and personal view of the world.

>>725719226
Try contributing to your family unit financially or with chores or groceries and then expand into your own life ? Not op here cus ops a fag. If you can't do that then you're just a loser and no one feels bad for you

>>725719322
Try not being a loser and actually listening to other people's stories and taking something away from it ? Or be a spergie fag maybe you can suck dick for a living . Le edgy

>>725719370
Yeah, basically. When did I say I expect people to feel bad for me? I don't expect that at all. I don't expect people to approve of behavior that is objectively leeching.
On the other side, though, I jump between hating myself for leeching and giving nothing but existing back, and accepting that they're offering it of their own volition. I don't think I deserve any of it, to be honest.

>>725713496
Hey OP, what's troubling you? Most psychologists have issues that drive them into the field.

Were you touched in the naughty bits? Did dad hit you and mom?

I'm just a spergy jenious who likes calling people niggers and faggots.

So what's your deal?

Also, who's hiring psychologists?

>>725719530
Ok then why are you posting. Congratulations you're a certified leeching loser that your family will despise you for come your death or theirs ?

>>725719417
I do listen to people's stories and try to take something away from it. Funny enough, that's exactly what I did during group therapy, after I realized I was coming in, week after week with the same problem, never willing to fix myself. I listened. I absorbed. I find psychology interesting. The whys to the whats. I just am unwilling to apply any of it to my own life.

>>725717651
Nothing is quiet a danger point..but I know you meant nothing big.

Have fun talking to asshats on the internet, you're a bigger man than I.

>>725719638
Again like I said to the last guy. That's good for you ? Enjoy learning for no reason I guess if that's what you wunna do go right ahead . Also pro tip. Learn from a real psychologist In a pscology book or even enroll in a short class .

>>725717797
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

>>725718666
Oh I get it, you've always thought you were more intelligent than others gave you credit for.

Welcome to the club.

But if you want to be a psyke, get a hold of your emotions.

>>725719612
Why are you posting? I was asked a question. I answered it.
If you mean overall, I'm choosing this over laying in bed with my thoughts unoccupied, for the same reason I always try to direct them. Because I'd rather not slip into suicidal thoughts and crippling apathy/depression.

>>725719745
Sir, may I refresh your wine while you eat your pasta?

>>725719541
It's true most of us psych are crazy already and narcisists by nature. But for me I'm only having trust issues related to partners. My parents relationship is overall ok. Thanks for asking anon.

>>725719745
Thanks for getting me man . You know sometimes I wonder if I should try and be president maybe one day because. Am really good at knowing psychology. - op here

>>725719783
If I were you I'd just suicide.

>>725719942
Like I said earlier. Bring me the shotgun. I don't trust myself enough to not fuck up anything short of leaving my brain in enough pieces that it's incapable of functioning.

>>725719847
Well that's not bad. Experience is necessary for understanding others.

Just try not to project on others too much. Nobody wants to fuck their mother except one who says everybody wants to fuck their mother.

>>725719709
It's the status quo. Not good for me. It's familiar and known. And to date, the only thing in my life that I've actually put any effort into to be rewarded with objective success, as backwards as that is.

I'm not coming to this thread to learn psychology, I'm interested in OP's opinion, like I said.
Funny enough, I tried Psych 101 for my brief attempt at college. It was one of my three classes. And I've seen several and am currently seeing a Psychologist.

>>725720097
Its not really backwards you're just lazy and in assuming don't have any bills to pay. Get off welfare or move outta moms you'll get a perosnailty soon enough

>>725720029
I know thanks for the advice beforehand anon, If I had projected at any point in this thread I'd be already a cum gobbler like this guy >>725719882
But I see what you mean but psychology isn't all about Freud and mommy fucking, It had a point on it's theory but there will always be more to the human mind than that.

>>725719847
True, in a sense, for a lot of us in this feild. There's an understanding and empathic nature in many. Many types of ppl out there, mate. I love the newish research on alcoholics and why a ton are from ancestors of warring areas. Questions such as what would you do if you heard an explosion were asked. Overwhelmingly the alcoholics answered they would go see and help, most others said run away from the area. The mind is a clusterfuck of wonderment.

>>725720197
Don't really want a personality. I'd rather just die, or never have existed in the first place.

>>725720218
Ha
I AM that guy

>>725713496
lonely af. drunk af. no time to read anything but what u reply. i think i like a girl, but im not sure i like like her. How can i tell the difference. also am depresssed?

>>725720236
My guess is it's because alcohol makes you more prone to risky behavior and destroys some of your higher thinking ability. IM not doctor but you psychologists are pretty fucking stupid compared to other fields of science

>>725720334
Does your penis get Tingley if yes then u like her . As for depression figure it out urself no one's goona do it for u they will just give u medication.

>>725720236
Interesting anon, are you also a psych? I'd say it'd be dependent on the whole context the alchoholic grew in, maybe some are more resilient to go get help because of it.

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>>725713496
*pic not related although its true of my current grades. drunk af. no time to read anything but what u reply. i think i like a girl, but im not sure i like like her. How can i tell the difference. also am I depressed?

>>725720302
Are you? Well anon you're still a cum gobbler in my book.

>>725720486
Op here. But the bottle down go to sleep I already replied to ur last post

>>725720347
Valid opinion anon, no wonder why you have to take a guess for such logic scenario.

>>725720496
Lol that guy wasnf me liar

>>725720496
Meh. Probably.

And I'm quite ok with who I am.

At least your not a philosopher.

>>725720347
Actually it's not thought that they were/are lower in intelligence, but that through centuries of war, and drinking as a means to cope, alcohol had a role in pushing down cowardice and fear, helping to be fearless in a sense.

Alcoholism is a sad sickness, don't get me wrong. And the study of the mind isn't a laughable pursuit. Someday it could even help you or a family member. But, this is /b. So please call me a nigger or faggot and let's be done with it.

>>725720608
Because for it not to be a guess I would have to conduct a fair scientific study and I lack motivation, funding or equipment needed to relate already established research about alcohols effect on the brain long term with that specific test. You can psychology me guy the way down to how I learned how to read letters if you want to lol Jesus man

>>725720465
I am. The study concluded alcoholics were far more ready to fight than flee. The how and why is beyond us atm, but statistically speaking that was the result. It's opened up a whole new area of discussion, it's interesting.

>>725720673
>>725720638
To the faggot: Drinking cum is proven to make you look younger, keep it up!
To the advice bro: I still love you don't worry.

>>725720677
I know plenty of alcoholic s no one was talking about intelligence. I am talking about damage to different areas of the brain. I don't know them off by heart but k know it's a thing cus I read it and I know many alcoholics. The problem with most psychologists is you ignore the basics and always try to look for meaning where it isn't . Yes you should always look for more and yes there are more then one ways to look at various things. But you can't just ignore existing evidence. For example brain damage is a more base issue then ancestors therefore you should focus more on that subject before you go on relating it to ancestors geographically . No shit geography plays a part in evolution like you psychologists people are ridiculous af

>>725720823
Dude no it fucking didn't are you stupid. It just proved alcohol makes you more aggressive and Impulsive which was already k own. Jesu are you first year uni?

>>725720823
I mean no it isn't to the how and why isn't known . Auto correct

>>725720823
I mean, the simplest answer is the alcohol causes a lack of inhibitions, and humans being herd animals (empathy).

>>725720939
I'm talking on the subject of generations of drinking, and its effects on people through time. I'm not talking about being drunk and angry at a bar.

>>725720823
Nice to meet a fellow psych anon, from what I know an important factor to consider is hunger when it comes to triggering th flight or fight response, people with hunger are more likely to fight it due to agressiveness and the basic instinct to survive with whats left of enery, where as people with full stomach were more likely to flee, you should investigate such matter to take it into consideration.

>>725721037
Yeah and im suggesting that generations drinking has nothing to do with the inhibiting effects of alcohol but it will have to do with tolerance and habit proneness

>>725720888
Brain damage, sure that happens. Alcohol is literally poison to the entire body, even skin. Unfortunately you missed my point. And I'm not here to write you an essay, so, oh well.

>>725713496
Theres this creepy older black guy that walks around my neighborhood. He crazy and walked up to me on the bus to say some racist shit. I'm scared hes gunna just burst out or start a fight with me.

>>725721081
Holy shit I understand the theory you guys learn in school but you're applying it all wrong and sound like retards. There's a reason medical doctors get paid way more . They use logic first then hypothesise then prove it . Even a good psychologist does that (maybe not in the begging we used to be fairly ignorant untill recently ) but you guys sound like Freud . So stupid lol hurt look into this shitty theory I made up instead of existing extensive knowledge on the subject

>>725721171
Pull out your dick and smash it on a nearby surface to impose respect.

>>725721154
No one missed your point you're just stupid . Your point was oh there was a star suggesting that a large number of alcoholics had ancestors in war zonesm wwow. Good job doctor you should get a medal. Everyone had ancestors in war zones and the point you made of alcoholism related to war zones is bs and just a number from a shitty test. I could just as easily say oh I did a test and alcoholics are more likely to have tripped then sober peoplles ancestors did like stfu

>>725721215
Anon, OP here. Here;s an experiment that was done on the subject. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQUv37Tl1qc
Also kill yourself.

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>Be me, grown-ass man.
>Had shitty childhood.
>Childhood results in dark outlook on life.
>Fiancé sometimes question stuff i say, and remarks I give.
>Sometimes she keeps nagging, and of course, we end up at my childhood, and how shitty is was.
>Says I should talk to shrink about it.
>I don't think, that there is anything to talk about.

What do you guys think? I am well-functioning member of society, have job, have friends, have fiancé, no anger-management issues and I have plenty of confidence - what in the world would a shrink be able to help me with?

>>725721081
Very valid thpugjt, nice to meet you too. But just to be clear, this wasn't a study I was a part of, I simply read in a journal. To be further clear, it was a Eauropean study. Notdic and Irish/Scots, in particular known for alcoholism, were brave and chose the more dangerous option. It's hard to say if there's truth to the hypothesis, but it's an interesting thought.