Secrets thread, round 3.

I'd like to hear from the dude who was dating a trap from /b/ from last thread. So far it doesn't seem very bad.

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I put on my best friend's GFs panties and finger banged myself on his bed until I came.

Omegle bating here. Also same anon that dated pedo mom.

Seems I'm sick in the head

>>725713094
I did not realise you were the same anon

you lead a charmed life

my secret: my friends car tried to mother me in the back of my finger

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fresh

i require greentexts regarding 4chans bear mascot

21/13

nothing ever same

I finally cross dressed and let a guy bone me a few weeks ago

not really top secret but I got to see my 12 &9yo nieces naked last weekend. didnt do anything with them but still it's not something i would share when co-workers ask how my weekend was

>>725713094
oh you're the same guy? I see.

seems like you like them fresh.

A girl I know had her drink spiked at a party, don't know who did it or if he managed to do anything with her but I wanted to give him the chance so I convinced all her friends to leave.
At another party, after she went to bed and passed out I got in with her and masturbated while smelling her hair and rubbing her thighs.

>>725714038
lol

>>725713857
Same guy Yea, but I didn't post that, that's a different omegle fan. He's right the place is swarming

>>725714134
It's her own fault, she really needs to learn to take care of herself at parties otherwise it could be worse. I'd be surprised if other things like that didn't happen to her. She is fucking hot though.

I won 1.4 million last year and never told my family.
They still think I work the same shitty minimum wage job.

>>725714752
timestamp with absurdly large wad of cash

>>725713279
Been a deviant my whole life.

>>725714752
Smart man, you should never tell anyone when you win money.

>>725712762
>be 15
>didn't like neighbours
>their cat went missing
>TL;DR
>I killed their cat
>goodnight

>>725714834
especially not the government

>>725714983
I'm 21 now.

>>725714823
Don't use cash.

>>725714983
Kek

In about two hours I'll be fapping with my gorgeous sister in law's dirty bra and socks that I took from her last week

>>725715284
how old is she? Pic?

>>725713318
Got any more anon?

>>725715327
She's 20 and no pic, sorry. I just loving stealing her bras, it's an addiction

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>be 19
>be art fag
>drew live models alot
>some slutty friends wanted to model
>gf was cool with it
>did it in my basement
>secretly filmed it
>my older brother is now dating one of them
>mfw

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I robbed a kiosk when I was 17 back in 91.
Got away with 63 dollars, a six pack of beer and a pocket full of small change.
Spent that cash on more beer, a few porno magazines and junk food.

>>725715472
wait, 20 and married?
she's still young and dumb enough to be talked into fucking you

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>>725715758
>63 dollars, a six pack of beer and a pocket full of small change.

>>725715758
What did you use as a weapon?

>>725715974
Had a bb gun. Looked like a Beretta.

Consistently took swimsuits, panties, leggings, bras, etc from my friend's sisters anytime I was at their house. Had a large collection until my family found my stash. That was an interesting conversation.

>>725716314
Ooh that must have been so embarrassing! I'm the same as you though, I can't stop stealing from my sister on law, it's such a rush

>>725712762
While doing bondage with my gf, she was tied up, blindfolded and gagged. I got one of her bisexual friends to eat her out while I fucked her friend.

She still doesn't know

I'm honestly saddened that I might never get to have sweet incestuous sex.

I like to go around with a notepad and a pencil and tell people they are lying.

>>725716527

its really really really hot when it happens but when its over its sad.

>>725714983
fuck you

>>725716617
Sound worth it.

>>725716502
Greentext that shit ASAP

I want to know how it felt to plung into her friend as you looked at her bound and blindfolded

>>725716527
This. Since I have 2 hot sisters

>>725716658

its really really really intense when you combine it with other stuff in this thread. you can not even believe its happening when its happening, but you know its going to be over some day because time passes.

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i cant seem to move past the idea that i want my cousin in a sexuall way, from kids we used to play and were very close that is when i had moved over to S.D. to live up close to my family,, i remeber one summer she would follow me around non-stop, her age then was 9 i believe, she would lay down with me and hug me and we would pretend to kiss, i was 12. i was young and horny, one time i was watching over her (just us two) alone,, she came up close to me real quick, while placing her hand down on top of my penis, she began rubbing it and i could see her eyes full of curiosity/excitement as she saw it grew, i was already getting my own boners at tthe time, i let her proceed with her hand game, i felt it nice, i stuck my dick out then i came on the couch, she laughed when i jizzed i guess because of my reaction, after that i cleaned myself up, and games like that kept going throught the following 2 months, then she had to move and leavem she went to oregon too live, where i remain almsot 10cyears withouth seeing her, but kept constant communication, i want to think we both were cool since the fact that she would write me to tell me about her day from time to time on myspace/facebook. just recently on 2012 she moved down here again now she older she was 19 at the moment, began catching up and going out, she even stayed at my house for 4 months, she stayed in my room of course separate beds, at this point we havent even talked about what happened when we were youngerm but the months she lived at my house i was very respectfull and accomodating to her, she left her underwear on my bed one time to which i became erotically hornyy considering she is very attracive and has good size butt and breast, i didnt approach her, didnt wanted to make the situation tense and even have her forced to leave because of it, well, long story short. months later i see her on snapchat and im a little drunk and high at the same time, i told her i fantasized about being intimate with her

I fucked an old fat man (+60) three times for 100$ each time and he sucked me a couple of times for 50. Didn't enjoy it.
Still hetero though.

i lurk 4chan

>>725716932
I was with a doctor for about 2 years for $100 each time. Who knows how much I made off of him

>>725716739
tell us your story anon.

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>>725716932
>I fucked an old fat man
>Still hetero though.
Kek dude, you gay as fuck.

sometimes when my nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf because their parents are conservative godfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex, they would not approve

>>725716703
You the boss anon
>be at home with gf
>start fooling around while watching TV
>tell her to "get ready"
>she goes upstairs to clean herself up and get ready
>I text one of her friends (she's bi and admitted to me she wants to fuck my gf)
>tell her to come over but stay in the car
>gf comes back down, dressed in a mix of lingerie, leather and latex
>gives me a blowjob on the couch
>attach leash to her collar and take her upstairs
>tie her to the bed, put a ballgag in her mouth and blindfold on
>slip vibrator in her pussy and whisper "be right back"
>sneak downstairs and let friend in
>sneak back up and she gets undressed in the bathroom
>tell her that she can eat her out as much as she wants, but don't make much noise
>we both sneak into the bedroom
>she gets on the bed, takes vibrator out and starts eating her out rough
>instantly diamonds
>kneel at the base of the bed and lick her friend out
>gf is moaning like hell, my cock is throbbing
>get up and push cock in her friend
>its hard to get in because she's tight because she hasn't had a guy for a long time and I'm still diamonds
>finally get it in
>look forward gf is pulling on her restraints in pleasure, friend is grabbing the bed in pleasure, I nearly cum from that alone
>I start pumping the friend slowly, she moans a lot
>I pump faster but didn't last long from the excitement
>pull out and cum all over the friends back
>put it straight back in and start pumping again
>last a lot longer this time
>absolutely loving everything about it
>keep fucking getting harder and harder
>gf has orgasmed at least 4-5 times
>friend gets off the bed
>cum all over her chest
>she whispers that we'll have to do it again sometime
>she sneaks out while I fuck my gf
>gf never realized

Gonna do it again. But get gf involved properly

>>725717044
Dk mate, I just fucked him doggystyle very quickly. He wanted to kiss and hug but i couldn't do it, even for more money.
I'm just a male prostitute I guess

>>725717037

it was like heaven. stuff some people here dream of or talk about.

hold on. i have people here.

>>725716803
And her response?

>>725717445
fuck the people, tell us. Go hide in the bathroom or something.

>>725712762
The longer I stay here in /b/, the younger my tastes in girls gets

my friend and i were at the bar and he picked up this milf and brought her back to mine.

i was drunk as fuck and basically passed out as soon as i got in the front door. 2 hrs later i woke up with her sucking my cock in my bed.

my friend fell asleep drunk as fuck. she wanted some action, fucked her, she went back to him after and he drove her home in the morning and has been in contact with me ever since, lol

>>725716932
Why are you charging him less to get fucked than what he would pay for a male prostitute? You should be getting at LEAST $200 each time.

>>725717515
how young is your taste now, anon?

>>725717650
12

I'm an only child and can't understand the dynamic of people with siblings. The not knowing fucks me up bigtime. Are people with brothers/sisters ever attracted to them at any point?

>>725717673
hang around here a while, you still have a way to go.

Spend a bit of time in threads like this and you'll see >>725698187

>>725717702
I had all brothers, so no.

I once drove an RV from Germany to Sweden and made 5 000 Euro.
>Be 19, go with friends to Germany for alcohol purchase.
>Spend a week there, drinking and having fun.
>Live in rather crappy hotel.
>Day 6 some dude we been drinking with asked me if I needed cash.
>Sure.
>Tells me I need to pick up a camper/RV the next morning and drive to Stockholm.
>Ok, starting to realize this is not legal.
>Fuck it, drunk and poor.
>Next morning guy comes and gives me the keys for the RV. Get a name and location where to drop it off in Stockholm, payment on arrival.
>I'm smart, stop at the border shop and stock up on vodka and beer like all other Swedish tourists.
>Drive to border, they check my ID, quickly look inside RV.
>Done.
>Drive to Stockholm listening to 80's cassette tapes with metal.
>Arrive at the location just outside Stockholm, dude in hoodie is waiting.
>Little nervous.
>But he checks inside, helps me unload my booze and then hands me a wad of cash.
>Holy shit, more money than I have ever seen.
>He leaves.
>Call brother, tell him I need a ride.
>Comes and get me and the booze, drive to Forex and exchange the Euro bills into SEK.
Only criminal thing I have ever done.
Don't know what was in the vehicle.

a few years ago i went to a few clubs with my girlfriend, and she ran into a couple of friends of hers during the night.

we were walking to a taxi rank and my gf had to go to the toliet, so she went into the nearby burger king, while me and her drunk friend waited at the bus stop outside. she sit on my lap and started rubbing her pussy on my thigh. leaving a huge wet patch on my jeans she had no panties on.

lol

>>725717702
you a man or a woman?

I'm a man with male siblings. No attractions ever, though some normal fooling around as a -year-old.

>>725713525
And, was it your thing?

>>725717805
Female. 1 half brother and 4 half sisters I've never met/seen photos of. (I'm the only bastard)

>>725717760
Probably heroin.
Could have been a bad day for you in so many ways. But good for you it worked out.

>>725717760
Awesome.

>>725714983
I would say fuck you, but I know I want to fuck you

>>725717958
do you like the idea of being attracted to a sibling? growing up while sneaking feels and more?

Why haven't you met the halflings?

>>725717958
Post tits please, femanon

>>725717631
>to get fucked
I fucked him.
And I didn't know much about this business, I just did freelance computer repairing at the time and one thing led to another, I was pounding his ass.

>>725713318
What's your best win anon? Ever visited single digits?

>>725717301
>>its hard to get in because she's tight because she hasn't had a guy for a long time

aw, that's simply not how vaginas work.
seemed so real until then, too.

next time learn a little bit about physiology, THEN make up your story.

>>725718251
That's why I like loose ones. It's so much easier to get started

>>725718251
Yes it does
t. Guy who has fisted a girl before

>>725718061
Not really, I only ask because my best friend had fooled around with his older sister when he was younger, was wondering if it was common.

They don't know I exist. I was born 6 months after my half brother as an affair baby oops.

>>725717760
Yep the borders are really easy in Europe.
And yes you probably smuggled drugs, most likely heroin or coke.
Luckily for you mules always get payed to ensure their reputation in case you talk etc.

>>725718317
adorable

Fooled around with the neighbour girl when we were both like 7-9 yo.

She seemed to know exactly what she was doing. Still think of her sometimes. Like now.

>>725718251
> >its hard to get in because she's tight because she hasn't had a guy for a long time
> aw, that's simply not how vaginas work.

Not the same anon, but when I've been away for a couple of weeks, my wife always complains it's tighter and harder the first time when I'm back. It may be partly psychological but it's a thing.

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>>725717507

i had situation where i come home and say "hey you want to sleep with me tonight?" and she would say yes and picture related happened all the time, and my heart would beat really fast when it happened. i still masturbate to that because regular sex is not good enough. i would even get erections driving to my home. lol.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies afterward, she was an awesome fuck. also, 101% consensual

i'm depressed, lonely, suicidal, and i regularly cheat on my military husband

>>725718461
you're late today georgia

>>725718461

have you given him herpes yet?

>>725718440
How old was she and what was she to you?

>>725718500
i'm always up late because i'm a shitty person who deserves no sleep

>>725718507
no, i'm clean, practise safe sex and test occasionally

>>725717760
>I once drove an RV from Germany to Sweden and made 5 000 Euro.
>>Be 19, go with friends to Germany for alcohol purchase.
>>Spend a week there, drinking ........
Dude you dodged a bullet.
But as others have said you were probably the last person they would have suspected at the border.
I wonder how much this happens on a daily basis around Europe. I'm guessing a lot.

>>725718322
its very common for siblings to fool around, whether as curious young kids or hornier older teens.

Why not introduce yourself? Worried about breaking up the marriage? Do you know/see your dad? Sucks to have siblings you can't interact with.

You into anything unusual, sexually?

>>725718251
>aw, that's simply not how vaginas work.

Except if you actually have sex with a girl who hasn't had it for a long time it certainly does feel that way. Anon probably thought it was tighter when it isn't but having sex after a long time without it does feel that way.

t.Married man who works away on a regular basis

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>32yo
>Been dating my gf for 14 years.
>She now realized we are different. She is re-thinking about the relationship.

I'm considering my life without her and an hero is an option.

wat do

>>725718546

incest, and combine it with another thing in this thread and you understand why i still masturbate to memories and nothing can make me cum now.

>>725718643
why did you never get married or have kids? Sign it probably wasn't right.

>>725718673
I understand. Are we talking single or double digits anon? how did it begin?

>>725718420
lol why would she complain?

I never told anyone in my life until now

>be me 15
>have a nice looking neighbor name lucy
>she's was about 17 or 18 at the time
>would always ask her for help on homework and projects
>one day she asked me if i had a gf
>said no because I was too focused on school
>next day
>had tons of math homework and asked her to help
>she said yea
>in her room alone
>half way done with homework
>I nervously get the courage to ask her if she has a bf
>she says no but she does like somone
>my heart sinks
>2 days go by and don't talk to her
>messages me asking if I needed help with hw
>told no and I got it all done
>spring break rolls in
>her parents head out of town
>ask her if i can come over
>notice she's drunk
>she jumps on me and crys
>asked me why didn't I come over
>told her that she said she liked somone
>she laughs and slaps me
>scared me acts like it's okay
>she kisses me and whispers in my ear
>it's you anon
>she undresses me and herself
>she starts to suck on my dick
>cum in her mouth and felt good
>she slowly opens her pussy lips and makes way for my dick
>mind starts to go blank for me after what felt like 18 mins of her riding me
>wake up in her bed my dick still inside her
>she's passed out
>wake her up
>tell her what happened
>she smiles
>grabs my dick and jerks me off
>while saying " don't tell anyone anon, or ill get in trouble "
>told her it's a secret between us
>tell story on here
>im sure she's gonna see this and call me right away

im 19 , she's 21 now

>>725718735
cos I'm not small and it hurts when I'm less gentle.

>>725718750
make your story sound less like an anime and you'll be alright, autistic anon

I once strangled a hooker and dumped her in an alley by mistake.
>was drunk and high as fuck.

>>725718600
>i'm always up late because i'm a shitty person who deserves no sleep
the world needs sluts too georgia. without them, who I treat like a whore and then leave without paying?

>>725718827
that already happened to me today

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>>725718818
>strangled a hooker and dumped her in an alley by mistake.
>by mistake.
>mistake.

Dating Girlfriend of 6months
We have a great time, great sex, love, all that good stuff.

Thinking if I'm really in love, or I just say it because I want to. I like hanging out and being together, and all that we do/are. But I guess I don't know what exactly love is "supposed to be".
Yeah, I'd marry her and shoot some kids in her too.

>>725715079
Show bank account with absurdly large balance
>i don't use banks
Show savings account with stupid amounts on deposit
>i don't use savings account
>Show share certificates with blue chips
>I don't use stock market
Yep, b/ really is a weak board full of shitposting.

>>725718912
greentext for us

>>725718804
it's your fault for not doing foreplay and getting her ready to fuck.

>>725718722

double. and just sleeping together for years. but it was all the stuff people only talk about here or imagine. two taboos at same time. and i now i have an erection for telling you about it.

>tfw you will never be raped by a girl
feelsbadman.jpg

>>725718443
Always greentext this shit...

>>725719249

its a meme faggot.

>>725719063
no I'm normally slower and gentler and more foreplay-ish the first day I'm back, and then rougher and more "shove it in dry" the next days.

I fucked my best friends Girlfriend twice

my best friend fucked my girl twice and thinks i dont know.

>>725718965
>at a house music party at midnight
>good music, dance & drink
>tipsy but not drunk
>guy tells me i'm cute and i thank him and he walks off
>he comes back after an hour and he's pretty tipsy
>he gets a lil touchy and huggy and tells me he likes my body
>we dance and hang out, drink
>he tells me he's in the mood
>idk i do this thing to make guys go crazy (dont ask)
>he tells me to come to his place after the party
>end up there
>go down on him
>he does me doggy style
>he cums literally within 5 minutes
>he says it was short but sweet (jesus christ)
>i go home
>back to regularly scheduled depressing night without sleep
>4chan
>now here

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I let my girlfriend smack my nuts while I'm on all fours and try to keep something balanced on my back while she does so. Most erotic thing ever to have to hold completely still while she does it. Lots of fun.

>>725719438
he already knows kek

I shower with my younger sister and our uncle whenever we visit him. My parents don't know.

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>>725719588

fuck you shower fag. im going to find you....

>>725719499
>i do this thing to make guys go crazy (dont ask)
gonna need to know what that thing is

>>725719623
genuine shower fag here, >>725719588 is not me

>>725712762
I involuntarily killed someone

>>725719737
it's my trade secret tho

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>>725719761
well... im still going to find you.

>>725719826
and im still waiting..

My brother showers with my two daughters when they are over at his house, but he doesn't know that I know they do it.

>>725718643
She probably realized that you weren't going to put a ring on it. Ever.

>>725719807
I'm a straight man, I'm not about to start using it to pull guys.

telling us doesn't mean 50 girls in your town start cutting your lunch.

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>>725719863

im going to rip your shower before anything else, so you can never shower again.

>>725713089
That's pretty fucking hot

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GF's mom is coming on to me, not sure if I want to let it happen or not.

I once masterbated to heterosexual porn in my own bed

>>725718690
>>725719949

Funniest part was I when on a business trip for 3 month to europe and I was about to ask her in our next trip to South Asia. FML

>>725714752
This here is a good secret

>>725719913
he knows, just pretends not to and doesnt give a fuck about their parents anyway. if they have a issue with it they should be upfront about it.

>>725719972
ok well, when i know or see that a guy is into me, and things are going good, and i wanna push him over the edge towards something like a one night stand or whatever, and not a relationship thingy...

when he compliments me like "you're cute" or "i like your body" like today, i stand real close in a hug and whisper in his ear that i have an oral fixation. guys love it.

>>725719773
When I was 14 me and my step dad at the time were working in the garage. He told me to set the brakes on his old firebird so he can use the jack. I spaced it off because I wasnt very interested and was texting my "gf". He went inside for a drink and I went to the backyard to sneak a cigarette before he came back. About 5 mins later I heard a loud crash and run in the house. I walk in the kitchen hearing mom screaming. Car fell on him crushing his chest and face. Told the cops I was inside playing videos games. Everyone labeled it an accident.

>>725720306
>i stand real close in a hug and whisper in his ear that i have an oral fixation. guys love it.

yeah, I've had girls use the 'oral fixation' line before.
It's a good line, lets them know you're down for pretty much anything.

>>725720365
it's not a line it's the truth

>>725712762
Girlfriend dosnt know i dropped out of school because of financial reasons. I cant tell her because if it got back to her parents somehow, she would bw forced to break up with me since they are really traditional asian

>>725712762
killed a guy, got away with it. was never even a suspect. he fucking deserved it btw.

>>725720433
How did you hide the body
was it planned
Did he suffer

>>725720387
and that's what makes you such a good little slut.

>>725720433
I masturbate to best gore does that count?

>>725720541
i don't deserve your compliments <3

>>725720493
I didnt, I left it to be found - part of the plan
yes, meticulously
no, probably not.

Been a sissy since I was in my early teens I guess, about the only secret I have I think.

>>725720550
hey, whatever floats your boat. freak.

>>725720727
You. Dont. Understand.

>>725718251
Yeah except it is. Go back to your feminist blogs, defener faggot

PS- She cheated on you

>>725720657
what's the sluttiest thing you've ever done?

What's the hottest thing you want to do but haven't done?

>>725720773
Stop you're doing it wrong

>>725720691
Whatd he do

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

>>725720713
Go into a mental ward

>>725712762
I constantly text women behind my girls back never fucked any of them its just she fucking awful at sexting

>>725718814
Shut up, nigger. You're the reason more people don't share.

>>725720879
What makes you say that

>>725720966
Here here

>>725720773
>what's the sluttiest thing you've ever done?
different types of drugs with guys and girls. various sex stuff the whole day.

>What's the hottest thing you want to do but haven't done?
no idea, i'm into the whole submission thing, with slapping/tying up/anal/etc but haven't really explored that part much. i date normies, so yeah.

>>725720760
nope. and i dont want to.

>>725720846
child molester / drug dealer

>>725719063
Sorry about your 5-incher, anon

>>725721025
You. Need. To understand. I will help you.

>>725718440

How sweet was it anon?

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>>725721025
One of my favorites

>>725721172

more sweet than anything else after.

>>725716803
dinosaur?

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>>725721096
no i dont. go be edgy at someone else.

>>725720657
Then I guess you'll have to find a way to make it up to me, won't you?

>>725713318
what tags do u use

>>725713743
mmm you probably should keep that to yourself... and if you think any different, perhaps find someone professional to talk to

>>725722032
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Nephew is on spring break
>Watch him a bit because his parents both work during the day
>Take him to the Y yesterday so we can go swimming (too cold to go swimming outside rn)
>Go in changing stall first and get changed
>Open door after I'm ready and he comes in without letting me leave and starts to undress
>Not a big deal I guess
>Notice he is bigger than me "down there"
>Feel inadequate for the rest of the day

We're supposed to go again today but meh.

>>725721007
Where do you go out? And when? Asking for a friend

>>725718251
This. Plus:
>if the girl you were fucking was moaning, I kinda think the girl being eaten would have heard.
>Also, she would know from mouth technique it wasn't you eating her

So either your gf knew, or you're making this up. I favour the latter

>>725721908
i can think of a few. come over :p

>>725722846
gimme a contact method and we'll see.

>>725720324
He went under a car on a jack with no axle stands and without chocking the wheels? Retard

>>725722954
post your kik i don't want 500 guys on it

I post some of the sexy stuff my wife and I have done on /b/ in greentexts

I have posted her nudes (but don't now)

I used to have pictures of her that I'd saved with /b/ filenames so I could join in "anyone have any more...." threads to see if anyone had saved her

I enjoy when anons make nice comments about my wife

I am older than you'd think. No, even older than that.

>>725723129
>I am older than you'd think.

117?

>No, even older than that.

wow

I have a fetish I want to have my dick accidentally to be seen by hot girls

>>725713094
So what did you do that involved the kid besides her just watching or helping out mom?

>>725723580
Quite normal actually. Its called flashing.

>>725723495
Yes. Scary, eh? The oldest man alive is a /b/tard

>>725718461
Beth?

>>725718461
just kill yourself you sack of shit

>>725723849

hi.

>>725723849
nope

>>725723875
yes sir

I once fucked a chick together with my buddy, while my gf was at her mother. This night he asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink. We met her randomly at a bar and my buddy was banging her occasionally, so they started to make out. She said she needed some kind of kick, so my buddy said "why don't you make out with him?" Long Story short, we went back to my buddys place with 2 sixpacks and banged her for 6 hours straight

>>725723982
>>725724053

I don't know what to believe.

It was a shot in the dark because I know a Beth in GA that did/does the same thing. Don't blame her, really.

>>725724118
i'm in georgia and i'm >>725718461 but i'm not beth

>>725724118

but i am beth. shes lying. or he.

>>725724179
I am beth

>>725724197
no im spartacus

I'm cheating on my wife with my cousin. She's ten years younger than her and bi, way more fun.

>have best friend of 6 years
>suddenly he gets girlfriend and ignores me heaps
>me and his gf were friendly long before they started dating, I'm her best friend.
>ask him to hang out and shit multiple times, Ill go visit him or ill take a day off work.
>he always makes an excuse only to find out hes watching tv shows or something with her\
>me and his gf both get high, he doesnt like to smoke and we bond a lot while high.
>he gets super paranoid about us
>What he doesnt know is we get high naked all the time, have kissed and have done handjobs/fingering
>Shes told me my dick is bigger than his
>He suspects but knows nothing

Can't bring myself to fuck her yet, but at the same time the friendship is already ruined if he finds out.

>>725724262
Well done, you got the joke.

If you didn't want to join in by saying "I am beth" you could have been more subtle by saying "I'm Kirk Douglas".

But no, like the swot at the front of the class with his hand always raised to answer the teacher, who everyone hates, you had to go
>"Please Sir. Sir. Look at me Sir. I know the answer, Sir"

Is omegle anon here still?

>>725719063
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that what you do with your micro penis?

>>725713743
You're still a pedo fuck off you cunt

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>>725724544
You'd have been better saying nothing and just slinking away

>>725724599

nah, he's gone. only we trolls remain.

>>725713743
Why didn't you do anything?

>>725724834

its a meme. it always gets posted,

>>725718251
bro, my girls pussy is tighter after her period, let alone after some time without my dick. you're clearly a virgin, with zero experience. nice try, retard.

Have had a threesome with my female friend (24) and her younger sister (18). Friend is decent looking, but younger sister is smoking hot. Friend doesn't know she comes over on a regular basis nowadays for a while now.

>>725725196

the lies in these threads keep getting sillier by the minute.

I make moonshine and sell here in Sweden.
Extremely illegal. But huge business with our normal alcohol prices.

I want my latina qt wifey to cuck me so badly but 2 afraid to tell.her about it

I have a live-in girlfriend but still get fucked up the ass by men 1-2 times a month.

i have female roommate, we don't care about eachothr but have sex instead of masturbating

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>>725725421
Guys like you have saved so many Friday nights.
Thank you.
Skål!

>>725712788
gay

>>725725723
HOT. Pics of roommate?

>>725723660
But how to flash like it is an accident so they don't find me creepy?

>>725726444
Trips demands

i met a guy in his 20s at a bar and went home with him. when i arrived turned out there were 2 more guys there. both above 40. the 3 of them fucked and used me like some whore doll. i was 15/16 at the time.

>>725712762
>butthurt faggot felt the need to make another secret thread after I called him a faggot
Faggot. You make shitty threads.

>>725726549
Nice have you enjoyed? Also female?

>>725726549
you were at a bar at age 15? at least check your own story you autistic kid

>>725713089
Gooble gobble gooble gobble...we accept her, one of us!

>>725726630
yes female. and even though they raped me, i did kinda like it. at that age its still scary what theyre doing to you but i liked the abuse.

>>725726549
Pics of you now?

Me and friend used to do this to chicks when we had house share.

>>725726667
i have always looked older then i was. plus theyre not too difficult with girls. i also live in europe so its only 18.

>>725713743
Tell your sibling that you can't be around them like that and keep your distance. There is no reason to ruin their lives, and you haven't done that yet.

>>725726770
Are you into rape role-playing after that?

>>725714038
That's not normal and you are not a good friend.

>>725714368
You could have helped her and chose not to. She didn't chose to get drugged. You let it happen, and then took advantage of her. Do you know why half of Tumblr is screeming at all men as if they had already raped someone? It's because people like you exist.

>>725714752
Congrats...but I hear most lottery winners end up worse off in the long run. I hope that doesn't happen to you.

>>725726878
i am. im still trying to figure it out a bit bc i have noticed a thin line when doing it between liking it and having a breakdown. and im still careful with telling my so bc im afraid they wont take the rapes serious bc im into it now.

>>725714831
Join the club. Confine your deviency to those who are consenting adults, and you just might make it.

>>725727044
I wouldn't tell anyone including my wife

>>725715635
Sketches or it didn't happen!

>>725716314
Greentext?

>>725727061
I understand your situation. Better keep it a secret

>>725716527
Tell me about your sibling and I will greentext a fantasy for you.

>>725727061

pretty common. Check out the rapekink subreddit or some of the Tumblr communities on it
>inb4 Tumblrfag

do you particularly like younger rape?

>>725716803
How is the MMJ in Cali?

>>725727254
Not her but don't know how to navigate on reddit

>>725727230

i want to fuck your dad in the ass.

>>725727254

sorry stupid here but do you mean my age or the age of the rapist?

>>725712762
I'm over 18 and still a jobless virgin that lives at home with parents
I like to think I make guys feel good when I give them good ratings on dick rate threads, but I've never touched a dick in my life (excluding mine of course)

>>725717802
she pissed herself, gross

>>725727076
Fuck you normie

When I was younger my cousin would let me finger her while she jerked me off

When I was younger I let my cousin finger me while I jerked him off

When I was younger I let my cousin watch me poop while I jerked him off

i like to be beaten up.not just in a sexual way but i want to be in an abusive relationship. and i also want to basically be left tied up somewhere and only to be freed when needed to perform sexual acts. preferebly rapey/degrading ones