Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
remember to cum every day!
or else I'll show up in the middle of the night and suck your dick dry!
>ITT
>>725712081
Goodnight Hama
still here
>>725711974
BULLSHIT
>>725712175
Pls do regardless.
>>725712175
Wew lad
>>725711281
> Every day
> Not holding of for 2-3 weeks so you can unleash a massive load
>>725711330
Oh please, you're just flattering me~
>>725711590
It;s pretty nice.
>>725711696
It's too late, i have already done it... Probably bad, but alas, she isnt real so i would never know...
>>725711737
They gotta realize how fucked up it is soon. That;s good, you guys are lucky you arent infected. I'm sure we'd be able squeeze close enough to fit~.
>>725712175
Ok
>>725712388
Even so, you know how shy she is!
>>725712277
Pfft...
Don't lie. You know you liked it.
>>725712388
You're my drug~
>>725712433
NO
>>725712488
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt <3
>>725712301
okay, let me open wide for you, anon~
>>725712353
>>725712388
no excuses! every day!
>>725712418
good answer <3
>>725712539
STOP
>>725712652
Dreams.
>>725712426
I suppose you're right about that.
>>725712488
Oh my, you're gonna make me blush~.
>>725712652
But it gets boring if you do it every day.
>>725712695
Who's gonna make me~?
I'm gonna bully you however I like~
>>725712868
then use someone instead
maybe me~
>>725712388
Nah, it's far too late for that. Oh well, I always wanted to go on a crusade anyway. Deus Vult!
The good thing about being a poor country is that not these cockroaches want to come here.
Oh, and now you got me blushing~
>>725712868
So, now's your chance to stop it!
>>725712917
But i don't even know you...
>>725712926
Damn right, i'm just waiting for the next crusade to start. Deus Vult! Just goes to show they don't care about fleeing the war they just want free money and the freedom to do whatever they want. Hehe~
>>725712986
It's too late for me, i'm too much of a degenerate to stop.
>bullis thread gently
>>725713453
I believe in you!!
>>725713497
Rood
>>725712175
Well, I wouldn't mind to be honest~
>>725713453
How much would I give to get my hands on a Zweihander and some Giant's Armour... A dream cum true
Amen to that, they just want to rape our homes and burn our women, we can't allow that!
Besides... How many drinks have you had~?
>>725713633
No. The people lewding the thread are rood.
>>725712868
You're so cute when you blush~
>>725713765
Tru.
>>725713843
Yuno.~
>>725713633
You put too much faith in me i'm afraid.
>>725713707
Well you could get something kinda similar to the zweihander for around $600 USD. One day my friend, one day... It has to stop! Not a lot actually, only about 7 beers.
>>725713843
As are you~.
>>725713937
hi
>>725714084
Daw~ Man my high is wearing off
>>725714145
Oi.
Don't you ignore me, you cheeki cunt.
>>725714145
Let's fuck and make Sonokawa really jealous!
>>725714217
Who is that?
>>725714217
Oi rude
>>725714243
Oi oi oi! Im loyal to hanako!
>>725714084
I dunno about that!
>not a lot
>Only 7 beers
>only 7
>7
>>725714322
Comeoooon...
>>725714243
I dont think Sono is here.
>>725714340
7 American beers is like 3 Aussie beers though.
>>725714346
NOO
>>725714084
.............I guess I'll just stick with my kitchen knife collection then, hahaha.
It has! But maybe... Just maybe..... We'll get help from... Shadow Jesus! He, who shall descend from above in a flurry of flames and burned chickens, welding his unbreakable Shadow Shield in one wing and the Dildo of Justice in the other, he shall bring peace and well-made french fries for our world!
Never liked beer myself, but I'm glad you're enjoying yourself~
>>725714305
Can't you read filenames?
I ain't gonna spoonfeed you.
>>725714322
I don't like being ignored, sorry.
>>725714346
>>725714430
If anyone's gonna fuck You Know that It'll be me.
>>725714430
Come on, come on~
>>725714386
It's okay, they'll find out somehow and then think I do it behind their back, that's even better!
>>725714505
Why?
>>725714497
Read a what?
>>725714422
Even so, I don't have very much resistance to that sort of thing..
>>725714545
..yes, why?
>>725714497
Im high playing vidya my nig
>>725714505
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>725714621
Yes yes, get naked!
>>725714554
Because it's fun
>>725714589
Build it, and eat more. Easy done.
>>725714646
Whatever gets you going I guess.
>>725714702
I dont drink very often and I dont eat very often
>>725714145
<3 That sucks, enjoy it as much as you can while it lasts.
>>725714340
Trust me, theres no coming back for me. What, you can handle 7 measly beers~?
>>725714480
Haha as long as you have something to use. But Shadow Jesus is too powerful, with him on your side there won't be much for everyone else to do! He would wipe them all out in a single night! Thanks~ I didn;t either, untill i forced myself to drink it more and more, and now i enjoy it. Plus i didn't really feel like vodka tonight.
>>725714621
Oh, my bad.
>>725714646
Shoo away.
If you want to fuck something go fuck yourself.
>>725714589
Ask Anya. :^)
>>725714707
You do. Well the Kuro-something. Want some affection?
>>725714905
No deal!
>>725714905
You still havent answered me.
>>725714925
Then do me.
Who even are you.
>>725714925
Kuro something? I think im good.
>>725714887
Says who?
And, yes! I'm a lightweight!
>>725714916
OOOOOoooooooooo is it December 7
>>725714646
I WILL EAT YOU
>>725714887
Oh I willl~
>>725714905
You good my g
>>725715042
Yeah, kuro kuro... what was the name?
>>725715016
Not even cute though... post something lewd
>>725715121
W-what? Kinky! O-on our first time already??
>>725715150
Kuroki?
>>725715150
NO NOT THAT WAY
>>725714887
Well, you have a point there... Then he shall honour us with his blessing and will watch us victorious over the infidels! Then we'll all have chicken for dinner and, I don't know, have a giant orgy or something.
Well, I guess that's how beer works. Anyway, have fun Hanako, I kinda have to get going, work calls.
Goodnight to you, friend~
>>725715057
Says me. The only way i'd be able to stop is to not come here anymore... But it's just beer though~
>>725715121
Question, is that legal in Texas, or did you have to obtain it secretly?
>>725715150
Big-boobed cat-girls aren't cute?
>>725715121
Thanks famurai
>>725715218
Yeah! Now come here~
>>725715251
T-then which way?!
>>725715329
Not thaaaat muuuch... would sit on lap maybe.
>>725715294
I dunno, I really got no other ideas, but I don't wanna bother her by asking
>>725715316
I believe in you, though, just delete all your lewd hanakos!
Beer still gets to me!
>>725715329
Bitch. I'm blacklisting you from these threads.
BLACKLISTED
>>725715296
That would make for a fine victory party. Alright, have a good day at work! Bye Firekeeper~
>>725715356
Quit being so lewd, anon!
>>725715393
What is my car called
>>725715316
Got it from someone that got it from Colorado
>>725715356
IN THE LITERAL WAY
Morning everyone
Icecream grill is best grill
>>725715356
What for? Youre far away anyways
>>725715407
Spike stop. Blacklisting is serious stuff.
>>725715475
You're bluffing! Get naked!
>>725715458
nice boobs
>>725715547
So I can give you lots of affection, baka.
>>725715517
Morning.
>>725715528
She looks pretty neat yeah
>>725715591
I dont even know anything about you.
>>725715465
RX7? I dunno
>>725715517
Morning
>>725715591
I ONLY GET NAKED FOR HANAKO!
>>725715694
Yes you do, Sonokawa told you about me. At least a little.
>>725715708
>makes you
>>725715393
Heh but the thing is, they;re not for me...they;re for other people. I post them for their enjoyment, i want them to be happy. It's been one of my problems for as long as i can remember, i care more for the happiness of others than my own.
>>725715475
Ah. Do you get it often?
>>725715591
You like em?
>>725715785
Heh you can't make me
>>725715810
Nope, this is my 2nd time getting it
>>725715785
Told you what? Even then that means I dont know you
>>725715810
So do I, but you don't see me posting Louise lewds..
>>725715547
I'M USING ALL OF MY 4CHINS POWER TO MAKE THIS A THING
YOU'RE BLACK LISTED WHOEVER YOU ARE CAT GIRL FROM WHATEVER SHOW
YOU'RE DOOOOONNNEEEE
ok im gunna go play games now
>>725715869
Consider this... a rape! I'll just pull them off!
>>725715830
M-maybe!
>>725715886
Me? Come on, I just want to cuddle you.
>>725715922
Have fun Spike.
>>725715969
Nah I dont touch people that often.
>>725715969
Just try it
>>725716043
>tries
>pulls on top
>>725716009
We can change that!
Why the hell are we lewd again
>>725715869
Do you want to get it more often?
>>725715899
Because you're a better person than me.
>>725716098
> Again
When were we not?
>>725715969
Its a yes or a no!
>>725716068
>Slices arms off like butter
>>725715704
What's that number on the end?
>>725716068
Ill believe that the second I actually see you.
>>725716143
Good question.
Why the hell are we ever lewd?
>>725716143
That would be nice
>>725716158
The number is Mweeata
>>725716143
I dunno about that
>>725716158
You hush up
>>725716145
Yes!
>>725716181
Baka, you'll have to look for them.
>>725716153
Ahhhhh... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
>>725716226
REEEEEEE
>>725716234
MUH 7!
>>725716278
Yeah I know.
>>725716278
THat's what you get
>>725716306
When I hear 7, that's not what I think..
>>725716278
Would you like to see them?
>>725716187
Why not? It's fun. Especially at late night threads.
>>725716220
I suppose you'll have to get it whenever you can until they legalize it there.
>>725716234
I'd bet money on it.
>>725716461
Sure, and touch.
>>725716326
s-so no petting?
>>725716359
>stumbles in the Yuno and messes her up with blood
>>725716530
I do like that when Im drunk.
>>725716449
There's other reasons, don't worry. :^)
>>725716517
Why? I really dont think that's the case
>>725716596
Like such as?
>>725716517
Or I move to Seattle
>>725716530
*punches*
...uh where Sono anyway?
Probably dead now.
Lol.
>>725716668
Nothing you need to worry about~
>>725716767
*Worries*
>>725716595
Get drunk then
>>725716734
U-ugh!
>falls on butt
>tries to get back up
>>725716530
Y-you like them?
>>725716763
Sleeping is my guess.
>>725716795
I cant buy it.
>>725716813
Inverted nips. Nice.
>>725716813
W-why do they look like mouths or eyes now??
>>725716827
I got some for you if you come over.
>>725716763
Well earlier today he said he was gonna come back after he healed
>>725716668
Eh i dunno, just saying stuff i guess.
>>725716734
You want to move to Seattle?
> Butt for you~
>>725716880
Sure. What kind? give address.
>>725716899
Fair, I suppose.
>>725716795
*laughs*
>>725716899
Its one of my ideas, to be away from everyone
>>725716880
Sorry, the artist drew them like that
>>725716827
Lets hope so, I hate worrying about people I don't know.
>>725716885
He's not coming back for months then. I hope it doesn't get any worse.
>>725716942
Awawastreet 48, Mangaland
>>725716984
>kicks skirt up
>laughs
>>725717049
You missing me, hun?
>>725717020
Why?
>>725717049
Doesnt sound like somewhere ive heard of.
>>725717049
>>725716899
REEEEEEEEEE
THIS PIC REMINDS ME OF SIMPLER, BETTER TIMES
WHY HANAKO
>>725716963
So what are you up to?
>>725716984
Seems like a nice place to move. I get that.
>>725717167
What times?
>>725717012
N-not sure what to say
>>725717073
Oh, hey! Yeah... wanna help me make Sonokawa jealous? The others don't wanna.
>>725717083
That's because you're an animeland foreigner
>>725717124
Nice panties~
>>725717236
Huh. Doesnt sound like a bad place to be.
>>725717217
It rains alot so I would love it
>>725717236
I WILL MURDER YOU
>>725712276
who?
>>725717217
Umm...not really anything, to be honest. Trying to motivate myself to do something.
>>725717236
I don't mind, but I'm pretty sure you can't get Sonokawa jealous.
How did you plan to make them jelly, dear?
>>725717327
What?
anyone see mado today?
>>725717383
They were around earlier then went to bed a bit ago.
>>725717448
do you know if mado is a boy or girl?
>>725717288
i want to shower kuroki
>>725717302
P-please no!
>>725717372
I'm pretty sure I can easily do it!
I just have to pretend to be all affectionate with everyone else except Sonokawa!
>>725717217
Hanako was my baby ;-;
>>725717496
Think thats something you should ask them.
>>725717513
Same.
>>725717373
Ahhhh....
Nothing....
I thought you are someone else...
....... Never mind. My bad.
~(Jesus)~
>>725717302
I've heard it does, plus it's always cloudy. So you enjoy the rain?
>>725717361
Ehh screw that, just sit back and get nice and comfy~.
>>725717547
I feel you on that... Those were truly better times my friend.
>>725717236
You like Sonokawa or something?
>>725717645
you dont know?
>>725717513
Oh my, what a cheap tactic. Is there a reason why you want to make him jealous, dear?
>>725717513
THat's what I thought
>>725717694
It's fitting for my personality
>>725717665
Alright.
>>725717748
I think its something you should directly ask them and in the end I dont think it matters.
>>725717694
I can't get comfy without something to do! Or someone to cuddle with, but, y'know
>>725717736
>>725717771
It's just for fun! I-it would be funny, right?
>>725717796
>...
>does it again
>>725717806
it matters if i want to put my dick inside it
>>725717694
We used to talk each other and roleplay with each other everyday.
>>725717842
I mean, yeah it would be funny, but I think you like him, dear
What do you like about him?
>claimed
>>725717842
Kind of fucked up but I guess that's how girls are nowadays
>>725717931
Its more fun to keep that info away from you then.
>>725717965
N-no way, I just want to tease her!
>>725717842
>murders
>>725717976
But that's a boy, dear
>>725718018
I smell lies from a mile away, honey. Tell me what you like about Sono!
>Dorothy
>>725718016
so you do know mado's gender =(