YOU ARE IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING EVENT!!!! ROLL FOR YOUR FATE:

>>725711833
op fake death. faggot.

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Plz no i hav famly~

>>725711833
win plz

>>725711833
bump

I want to die.

Kill me

Im coming allah

Ok

>>725712055
Pussy.

>>725711833
give me the memes lads

Roller

I never die.

why not roll

Rolllll

>>725712162
reroll

Ded

role..

>>725712203
reroll again please

Kakashi

>>725711833
fuck you anon!

FUCK rolling .

I'm gonna rock out with my Glock out .

>>725711833
Roll

>>725712203
I am not meant to live

Fuck everything

>>725711833
Kill me

>>725712223
No quads for you nigger

>Picture of Mall Shooting
>escape the school

pick one.

>>725711833
blee bloop bls

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>>725712243

You cannot escape your fate. Now embrace the void!

Rull

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Just let it come.

>>725711833
can't hit me fagot!

>>725712333
look m8 u should kill ur self instead of us u faggot?

>>725712300

We will be dispatching our entire police force within a few minutes. Please survive.

:/

>>725711833
:O

gaylord

>>725711833
damn tough odds

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>>725712400
i guess my negotiating didnt help.
im callin the police

>>725711833
You still bummed Dylan you fag

lloR

>>725711833
roll!

Can't fake death forever! Give me that sweet release!

Police have been called
because that will help

K

>>725712465
how did he shoot me?!
im hiding behind a coat???

Roll the dice niggas!

*teleports behind you*

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well fuck me sideways

I gotta call the police

Rollerino

>>725712511
oh I see i faked my death.
ill just lie here and wait this out till the police handle it.

>>725711833
Alright, a high chance to die

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>>725711833
Roll

Roll for evasion!

>>725712502
Thanks, police, for coming to my rescue
I will be sure to thank you personally once I am not dead

Rollerino

>>725712590
Hell yeah I've always been friends with the trench coat club

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Sorry kid nothing personal

fake and gay

>>725711833
motherfucker

kill me

>>725712502

The year is 1994 and IARD tactics have not been invented. We have the center surrounded and will attempt to negotiate with the shooter as we believe he is keeping hostages.


183 And we'll actually do our job and rush the center!

>>725712635

some of u ppl are pretty alright
dont go to sk0l 2moro

>>725711833
rolling to safety

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>>725711833
Getting taken out by an autist going full retard with his mom's guns has to be one of the worst ways to go.

>>725711833
rolling and
>69 pick up the gun and finish the job

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>>725711833
i am gonna die a horrific death aren't I

>>725712584
well fuk i guess my contant talking gave away my location

Flooring Raggot

rolling
and
>69, you pick up the gun and finish the job

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rolling

>>725711833

rolling for spontaneous combustion.

Rolling 4 Playin possum

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Sounds crazy

IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Rollerino bitches.

>>725711833
raLLL

I W A N T T O D I E

>>725711833
give me the sweet release of death

>>725711833
Rollin

>>725712955
Out this bitcb

>>725711833
ROLL

>>725711833
k

>>725712988

so long space robit

>>725711833
rell

let roll

420 rollit

>>725711833
out bitches

Lethanol me die

>>725711833
Leggo

>>725711833
Roollll

Rollerino

Damn, I wanted to join the shooter, but I ain't getting no quads

well

>>725713158
Fuuuck

fuck your roll I carry a .380 and and .45 shooter is getting blown to pieces

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>>725711833
Pls let me join in

>>725713220
go on without me

>>725713241
rip

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>>725713249

suck my dick fangirl

>>725711833
Heil Hitler.

Bare L roll

>>725713333
wELL FUCK

>>725713333
Well now you can make her. We have a rape school shooting.

>>725711833
pls let me die

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>>725711833

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>>725711833
rollo

>>725713333
call it a double trouble

>>725711833
Lol

>>725713489

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR_3HbS5nzk

>>725713333
o shit nigga

Rollan

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>>725711833
oh fuck

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Rolling for kung-fu powers

>>725711833
ROLL

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>>725711833
I've got this.

0 GET
I know the guy :^)

I surp hurp I don't derp.

Rollerino

>>725713839
turns out you gave him the aids, enjoy being crippled faggot, im just gunna walk out that door

>>725711833
Roll

Rollerino

>>725714043
*your brains spatter on the front door*

Colorado reporting in with survival instincts

Rollino

Fuckin rip

Whip out katana and home made smoke bombs from science class and kills shooter. I win

Come on

roll for ded

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it's time.

>>725711833
nice dubs pussy

try me

rollerino

>>725711833
getting in here to die.

okay

up

Well lets see

rolleroni

Ratata

>>725711833
YEET

>>725711833
might as well try

Let's go

>>725711833
faster than my bullets

>>725711833
probably gettin shot

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

I'll be alright

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>>725711833
cant kill me!

Rolleroni

shoot me faggot

>>725711833
not a single one of these scenarios accounts for being the one doing the shooting, which is quite possibly the greatest of likelihoods

>>725711833
Sure lets roll

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>>725711833
I never won anything in life maybe now is the time...

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>>725711833

>>725716274

you can join the shooter faggot

>>725716288
Holy shit I thought I'd die

>>725711833
God help me

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Either way Ima be the final boss battle

Come on

Kill me pls

Kill me

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Are we out of bullets yet?

quad get

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DO IT NIGGER YOU WON'T

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Rollin

Mass shooters always have shit aim. I just chuck a chair and end this nonsense.

roll for death

were cool rite?

>>725711833
I feel like that's a shotty attempt at statistics. Comparatively I feel like more kids get away than the projected percentage

>>725711833
yes please

>>725711833
Kirro me

>>725711833
Rollerino

>>725711833
roll +

kill me or police pls

>>725711833
Save me Jebus!

>>725717160
fuk

>>725711833
Rolin

Am I dead?

Death please

Rollerino

DO IT, FAGGET!!!!

I live

>>725711833
Swat me bitch

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ROLL

ere

OHHH FUCKK

join the shooter get

>>725711833
Rolling

By the power of satan, be disarmed!

>>725711833
Niggas got some good ass aim if he's hitting 9/10 targets.

Nerf NerdBoy 76's ult

>>725711833
ROLLLLLLS

Roll
Anyway I live in a great country when free people don't need to hold guns

No option for your the mass shooter just saying

r4ll

Roll
Shoot me pls

If you'll have 55555 you're just a crazy kiddo with a nerf gun and everyone will urinate you

121

>>725711833
Rulllllllin

safe blud

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>>725711998

>>725711833
Join the shooter plzzzzzz

>>725718318
Still good

Rolllllllllllll

I'm not dying!