Closing time
Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
>>725711324
How do I give it to you?
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
I know who I want to take me home
>>725711471
Hard and fast
>>725711471
[email protected]
Or Drop box and send through mutual friend.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits
I hope you have found a friend
>>725711525
mmf
>>725711528
Ookay.
If I Run is a better song.
So is Chemistry.
Actually, that band is just great.
My Maserati does 185
I lost my license and now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked
>>725711591
its the only song I know of theirs, I dont pay much attention to bands anymore.
I kind of ran out of genres to explore.
>>725711575
Tell me when it is sent.
>>725711654
Lame.
I still love finding new music. It's a magical feeling.
>>725711623
>>725711768
>>725711752
>>725711855
Nah I'm good.
>>725711654
https://youtu.be/RFZzMbI-mSo?t=21s
Here is some quality music for you.
>>725711716
I sent it.
Also, I was not trying to trick you into anything. You were the one who told me to talk to you at a later date, so I tried. I dropped it after you ignored me. That is all I will say about that.
>>725711890
I'll click it of course
would you ever lie to me?
>>725711927
I would never
>>725711896
>You were the one who told me to talk to you at a later date, so I tried. I dropped it after you ignored me
He was probably in the middle of his monthly house move
>>725712021
are you sure?
Seriously this fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ
>>725712021
Said he was intoxicated and to talk to him at a later date.
>>725712037
Watch this one >>725712050
It's literally perfection
>>725711855
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
>>725712084
STOP
BEING
BUSY
I
HAVE
NEEDS
>>725712021
I don't move that often.
>>725712085
you like some really weird shit.
>>725712144
Nu.
>>725712170
*pterodactyl screeching*
>>725712219
Morphin' time?
oh, you continued it
>>725712159
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour
>>725712084
What an alcoholic. Also watch >>725712050
>>725712165
And?
You said Mount and Blade was shit, but that turned out great
You said Evil Dead 2 was shit, but that turned out great
My weird shit is always good
>>725712234
ANGERY time
>>725712282
Diddy Kong was better because he was a shota, though.
>he is not watching Sumo -Haru Basho 2017 Day 4, March 15th -大相撲春場所 2017年 初日目
>>725712282
Though thinking about it...I have moved about 8 times in the last 4 years.
>>725711485
I want you to take me home.
>>725712282
fuck
>>725712319
I was only in it for the songs.
>>725712359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
videoclip is 200% necessary
>>725712417
ah, this poignant meme..
>>725712396
I grow on you like a fungus grows on AM
>>725712369
Humor often has loose roots in truth
>>725712387
oh bby
>>725712085
>>725712050
>>725711890
the 90s want their songs back.
>>725712479
How's neffy?
>>725712313
TOO BAD
>>725712417
It made me feel the plight of the black man.
>>725712479
True enough I guess.
>>725712518
JERK
you are sleeping on the couch tonight.
>>725712578
Thank goodness.
>>725712479
but
im shit
>>725712587
wow ouch
>>725712483
Here have some hip new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEURntrQOg
>>725712518
Nah, I'm sure DK could actually hold a job
He wears a tie and everything
>>725712514
Did a test today, just excel spreadsheet shit
First out the door with a confirmed pass. Feels fuckin good man
>>725712626
I know, but I tolerate you anyway because I am filled with compassion and kindness.
Anyhow I'm off to bed.
>>725712686
nite nite
sleep on my couch, we have a really nice form fitting foam topper on it
>>725712578
>>725712587
You are sleeping in my bed, not on the couch.
>>725712679
>>725712679
>taking a class on microsoft products
?????
reminds me of bottom post
>>725712679
I got my test back with a C.The C stands for Failure which is what I am.
I did take my biology test and got a 101/100 on it
extra credit questions are nice
Gives me an A in the class, I expected a B but I'm ok with the A
>>725712686
oyasumi squash
aw I'm such a sweet person c:
i wish i still had that tripcode.
>losing your trip
pathetic
Though I gave mine away for nothing but a used up third-hand trip as compensation like the worthless whore I am so I cannot talk.
>>725712903
wait who
Noko was definitely not my whore master.
>>725713044
Was I really needed for this?
>>725712966
well, I got rid of all those folders and tripcodes and stuff when I stopped posting cause I didn't think I'd be here that often after getting full time employment.
I didn't account for nostalgia.
>>725712987
do you not know who i am?
>>725712724
>
>>725712779
It's part of the unit for Accounting.
Excel is love
Excel is life
>>725712784
Well she isn't wrong
Oh god that was 3 and a half years ago
>>725712793
The A is good
Do you think the C will allow you to have a chance to beg for mercy?
>>725712987
lulu, aka izzy, aka dawn is Sarah, the last poster in that image you just linked
cant believe you forced alastor away from dota 2 just so he could sit and chat with his good friends whom love him very much
>>725713071
would you do that dog
>>725713114
>Excel is closed-source
Fixed that for you.
>>725713114
stop telling him my secrets
>>725713071
that is the wrong question.
>>725713097
no idea, I dont pay attention to anime people.
>>725713114
THREE
AND
A
HALF
YEARS
the start of my wall of shame starts back in like 2012 nef.
>>725713147
he must suffer.
>>725713097
Getting rid of anything is always a mistake.
Never do that.
>>725713114
According to my calculations I can get a C- in the class if I get 100% on the final.
Really I will maybe end up with a D and just have to retake the class which is better than the end of the world.
Fortunately for him I was not playing dota at the time.
Though I recently just past 4000 hours.
Kill me.
>>725713161
I am that dog.
>>725713189
Ask away, then.
>>725712118
Here I am at a famous school,
I present sharp and I'm acting cool,
I've got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper,
Let her do all the work and maybe later I rape her!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
kisses alastor and whispers in his dogboy ears
"you deserve to be happy"
also frekl and I first got together literally like almost four years ago now. That makes me feel old.
>>725713245
you are correct.
>>725713189
I was a gfur person first and for the most part. Taht's where freklz was usually.
>>725713316
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good jo~b)
>>725713161
Other programs work mostly the same way
It's not Fuck Yeah Excel as in specifically Microsoft Excel. It's Fuck Yeah Excel as in "fuck yeah spreadsheets with good options"
>>725713166
THE MASKS ARE SLIPPING AWAY ONE BY ONE
>>725713189
Izzy wasn't an animu
>>725713245
Yeah that would be alright. Do try though
No chance for extra credit or anything?
>>725713303
>I am that dog.
can i do u
Y-you too.
>>725713518
>>725713349
A standard one staying surprisingly on topic.
>>725713518
Not that I can think of, I don't get much leeway since I can't sit in class for more than 10 minutes before running away because I feel the teacher sitting there silently judging me for being a bad student even though that makes no sense. I have been trying to go to class all week to the tune of 10 minutes a day because I just leave.
>>725713316
Oh, god I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch,
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich!
>>725713537
I require proper courtship first.
>>725713518
>It's not Fuck Yeah Excel as in specifically Microsoft Excel. It's Fuck Yeah Excel as in "fuck yeah spreadsheets with good options"
Ah okay. I don't really know spreadsheets much. I don't know what I'd use them for.
I mostly work on small things where programming does fine.
>>725713441
Oi, no copy pasting you faggot
>>725713590
It stays on topic but wtf
Alastor is mine.
>>725713588
>
>>725713609
When you're working with numbers, budgeting and shit spreadsheets are basically hardcore uncensored sex
>>725713665
What do you mean? It seems normal to me.
Stairs, he won't treat you right be mine instead.
>>725713599
does just wine count?
>>725713662
WYMYNS LIBERATION CAME CREEPING ACROSS THE NATION
I TELL YOU PEOPLE I WAS NOT READY WHEN I FUCKED THIS DYKE BY THE NAME OF FREDDIE
SHE MADE A LITTLE SPEECH THEN, SHE TRIED TO MAKE ME SAY WHEN
SHE HAD MY BALLS IN A VICE BUT SHE LEFT THE DICK
I GUESS IT'S STILL HOOKED ON BUT NOW IT SHOOTS TOO QUICK
>>725713597
Womans liberation,
Came creeping all across the nation,
I tell you, people, I was not ready, when I fucked this Dyke by the name of Freddie!
>>725713726
Unusual to see shit like this on /b/, I don't really browse any other boards
>>725713723
>>725713766
Touché
>>725713812
watch me now
im going down
>>725713783
>unusual
not really
happens all the time
He picks meta non-adc supports when I pick carry, though.
>>725713761
Wine or whiskey. Your pick.
>>725713846
And my name is bobbie bro~o~own
>>725713865
Haven't noticed this stuff before. Guess I'm just a faggot
my life feels like a vaporwave song put on repeat so long it stops being enjoyable and starts hurting
>>725713943
watch me now
im goin do~wn
haha, yeah and i knew you'd be surprised
>>725713953
get out
your kind is not welcome here
>>725713965
I identify with this so hard
>>725713784
>
>>725713941
for you, fancy box wine
>>725714074
>>725714020
Nah I'll stay
>>725714090
I hope to see an "on sale" tag on it to know I have been graced with a good deal.
>>725714202
>>725714208
aight.
might benefit you to install namesync, then.
>>725714223
of course
>>725714294
nana
>>725714321
I have absolutely no idea what that means
>>725714223
*takes u to court*
>>725714393
nana?
nite?
>>725714372
>
>>725714441
google namesync
follow the idiot-proof directions
?????
profit
>>725714540
>not being master race anon
>>725714705
Agreed
>>725714705
everyone knows who you are within two posts anyway, fabulous sunshine.
>>725714540
Too lazy, why not just fap and get it over with?
>having spaces in your filenames
It's like you don't even use the command line.
>>725714852
Just proof that anon is the correct way
>>725714898
I'll space your filename, faggot
still cant sleep
>>725715104
Count sheep
>>725715225
pipimi or popuko
your choice nef
>>725715225
just kill me
no, kill ME
>>725715302
popuko
it's not even a fucking question
>>725715372
Then who would I get to torment?
>>725715440
life would be without meaning
>>725715531
Nah I'd probably just torment freklz more
>>725715613
>>725715750
>>725715823
but can u say no to me
go e-fuck somewhere else
>>725716256
no
This thread is still going?
>>725716365
but can nef semen melt my heart?
yes
>>725716262
I'll e-fuck on your bed and won't clean up afterwards
>>725716509
It's extremely corrosive
>>725716570
>e-fuck
it's called tinysex
>>725716697
Maybe when you do it it's called tinysex
For me it's e-fuck, and the e stands for enormous
>>725716789
>Cybersex may also be accomplished through the use of avatars in a multiuser software environment. It is often called mudsex or netsex in MUDs. In TinyMUD variants, particularly MUCKs, the term TinySex (TS) is very common.[4][5]
>>725716922
Well this isn't a TinyMUD environment is it?
>>725716438
no ur late
>>725717023
true
i guess i will never get tinysex, just enormous fugg
>>725717088
Took an hour to finish the instance I was in.
>>725717204
wud u suk whore dicc
>>725717204
instance?
>>725717321
Everyone sucks whore dick.
>>725717349
Was playing WildStar.
I have no life.
>>725717456
never heard of it
ive been busy looking for (partially) obscure songs, with some luck
>>725717512
Touch mine.
>>725717579
>>725717690
I'll lewd you.
>>725717974
Please do not, Brian would not like that.
>>725718030
he can join in
>>725718030
can i succ brian
>>725718056
Group sex does not appeal to me, like at all. Quite honestly seems like the least attractive thing to me, really.
>>725718111
I mean ask him, I don't own him.
hello brian
succ?
>>725718315
He's asleep you nincompoop.
>>725718315
Make sure he's wearing his skirt or it will be gay
>>725718352
i don't have namesync installed