New secrets thread

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Tell me your secrets. We all have some.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. The dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she that people know exactly what every inch of her looks like and how she looks with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

>>725698324
My secret is that I have a pre-cal exam tomorrow, I haven't started studying for it until now and I'm probably going to fail. 117 practice questions to study for, hold me /b/.

>>725695736
This guy needs to greentext that rape

I can suck my own cock and sometimes cum in my mouth and swallow.

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>>725698584
This guy

Too many to count.
-theres a video floating around of me around age 5, having sex with my baby sitter.
-many incestuous relationships during my lifetime
-i get off to blackmail pictures and want to see my wife blackmailed and coerced in to doing extremely degrading sexual acts.

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>>725698637
me too, anon

>>725698048
I've been a bull for the past 3 years. No one knows but us 3. In fact, my family thinks I'm a peravirgin.
Just last week I fisted then came in her while her husband watched

>>725698719
Greentext?

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Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her.

>>725698719
Let's see the slut wife

>>725698719
post the video

>>725698898
fuck you.

>>725698898
I wish this copypasta was real

>>725698888
fucking checked.

greentext of which? Let's just say if you've seen the extremely old black and white cp video of the young boy fucking the lady with the awful music dubbed in, congrats, you've arrived.

>>725698898
Really stale pasta. Shit son.

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>>725698898
>All my friends laugh heartily

>>725698917
I'm going to pass on posting her pictures up, but any time I see /b threads talking about blackmail, I usually end up saving the pictures. There was one about an asian woman who got blackmailed who's pictures I still fap to to this day.

i lay on the floor for hours and listen to retrowave music and think about things that make me sad

>>725699524
post her instead ha

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>>725698944
no

>>725699524

how often do you think girls get exposed on here? I've posted my girl quite a bit for the last year.

The people around me think Im gay bc I dont have a gf, and havent had one fir a long time. I also dont make any adnvancements towards the women I go to school with or work with, further strengthening their perceptions.

I even start to believe them becasue I can get along with guys well enough, and can even make gay jokes with them. When it comes to women, however, im fucking terrified. I cant barely manage a croak when im suppised to follow along with a risque joke. I even sometimes believe them because of it.

I know how I feel, though. Just touching a woman's hand damn near makes my dick to want to explode. Even working close to my female coworkers makes my blood rush.

Im just fucking scared. When they ask about my life, I wanna get the fuck outta there asap. The thought of bringing boring on a date, of bringing them to my shitty home, of being terribly inadequite in bed all terrifies me and eats away at me.

I have dreams where i kill people in the woods and then live in a cave with a raccoon. sometimes its not a raccoon but a black silhouette with yellow eyes. i wonder what it means. i also have this one recurring dream where im on this boat with these people with animal masks on who throw me off the boat and let me drown

>>725698048
>be me
>hanging with gf watching movies
>she decides to get frisky
>we start making out and foreplay
>take me rough anon
>start to kiss and bite her
>rip clothes off
>we start going at it
>take me from behind, make me scream anon
>I'm pounding away, balls slapping her ass
>she's going crazy
>fuck me like a whole anon
>I know she wants it
>pull out and try to get in her backdoor
>hey not there anon
>caught in the moment I punch her
>I'm gonna fuck you like a whore

Cont?

I fap exclusively to Shota and twink porn now. however i have only really been attracted to girls. its probably a porn "immunity" right?

>>725699855
A lot I hope! Let's see her

>>725699855
Often obviously, but few people ever admit they got the pictures from coercion.

>>725699524
Sounds hot. Want to trade?

>Been dating GF for 5+yrs.
>She wants marriage.
>I've never fucked anyone else.
>I'd fuck basically all my friends.

>>725699896 Yo should Youtube Coach Corey Wayne, the guys legit, when It comes to relationships between men and women.

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I am responsible for the W O L O LO movement, a new meme that will soon replace Kek.

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>>725699948
fake, but yeah go on.

>>725698560
Don't procrastinate. Plan some serious library time each week so you aren't a drain on society. Let this failure change you for the better.

I go on 4chan.org

>>725700180
There are thousands upon thousands of amateur pics. I have a hard time believing it's "often"

>>725700430
My buddy's ex. Can we email?

>>725699948
No. Your story is fucking shit.

>>725698898
Older than your gradma's pussy

my sister has Steve Buscemi eyes. Up until I was 13, I thought it was because I purposely put milk in her eyes when she was 4 months old when I was feeding her when she 6. I felt guilty about it for years and I confessed (with tears in my eyes) to her that her ugliness was my fault when a boy in her class called her "trash bag eyes" and she came home crying.

Everyone in my family (including myself) looks like they are closely related to Steve Buscemi.

So I guess my secret is that Im retarded.

>>725700397
The thing is I just have such a fucking hard time getting my ass into gear until its too late. I already failed the first exam and now i might fail the second one. God help me.

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>Have this female friend I used to talk to through high school
>College came and put us a state or two apart
>Over past 5 years, she gained 100+ pounds
>Also slowly became raging feminist
>Trump election put her past the political left event horizon
>Would not realistically be able to keep conversation with her
>Sensible person would let friendship drift away
>However, I get off to the idea of her getting mad at me being a "MISOJUNIST!!!!1!", then swallowing me whole
>I keep meeting up with her and talking
>Later on, imagine I said something to hurt her feminist sensibilities
>Fap repeatedly to the idea of her punishing me by hungrily throwing me in that big, soft belly, and forgetting me to digest
>Although, in real life, can only keep up illusion of not being redpilled for so long
>Don't know if I'm sad over losing a friend, or sad for losing god tier-fap material

>>725700906
Johnbrock583 at g mail

Kek I don't have many secrets but one time a girl told me to bite her ear during sex and I bit part of her fucking earlobe off by accident. Now that I think about it, I kinda bit in a ripping motion so maybe it was intentional.

>>725700745
Made me giggle +1 internets fer you bud

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>>725701020
Scary... but also arousing

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>>725701187
nice

>>725701187
Damnit mike why were you fucking evander holyfield.

>>725699896
Intimacy issues.
Get good nigger and work on yourself.

>>725701518
> teaching credential
you should just kys grandpa.

I'm transsexual, I post tons of boob and ass pics and I get off to men masterbating to me. I am so lonely In person and I get soo turned on when men say they cum to me. Waxed chest and ass, thong, bra and a hormone increase really sell it. It's just my kink I guess. Thier reactions are priceless when they find out that i have a penis.

>>725701812

you should record their faces / reactions

>>725701638
Not a chance. I'm going from $0 to $60K+ a year, and all I have to do is have fun all day. But you can kys if you want to.

>>725701939
$60k at 50 years old? Fuck me. I started making six figures right out of school at 23

>>725701634

Any actual suggestions? Ive been seeing a psychologist for about 5 months now and havent felt I made any real progress.

Doesnt help that i dont open up to her either because I feel like shell diagnose me as some sort of psycho and Ill scare her

>>725701812
but what you really want is your committed partner. is this how you're finding them?

>>725702021
Ask me how many fucks I give: that's right - zero

i ride my 10inch dildo while i watch interracial porn

>>725702021
Doing well for yourself means anyone doing good is bad?

"Only $250,000, when I was 23 I was making millions"

>>725702021
Selling drugs, no doubt

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>>725701812
uh, pics pls

>>725701518
Thanks anon. I'm actually in college right now and I've been doing very well, it's just this last semester I've been slacking big time. If you don't mind me asking, what did you do previously before you got your degree?

>>725702099
Lol.. is why i said f that..

When I was 14, my brother sister and I were all sleeping in the basement. They'd fallen asleep upright on the couch on either side of me (being in the middle).
>get horny
>want to beat it
>no, need to
>whip out my laptop and search up some good ol' porn
>beat it between them, almost wake them
>spray all three of us and the PC with cum
>zip up
>fall asleep

Pretty good wank, no regrets.

>>725702160
>>725702244
>>725702264

Should've gone with a STEM major guys.

when i was a kid i used to go to moms room in the morning after dad went to work. She slept naked as our family was pretty open.
Touched her ass with my hand... So warm n soft.

Did this for a while then got some confidence and rubbed my hard cock on a cheek. Then humped her ass crack. Blew for the first time all over myself

>>725698898
Jokes on you buddy, you could have totally smashed that.

Wasted opportunity

>>725702526
Don't worry about it

>>725702549
There is no way she wasn't awake.

>>725702383
Slacked for 30 years

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I secretly put semen from other men on my gf's toothbrush.

>>725702682
ohh well. nice ass though

My sister is pregnant and I think she looks ridiculously hot. Fap to her all the time now.

>>725700055
kys faget

>>725702748
y u delet?

>>725702951
I lold

I'm going to make $30/hr this summer interning my freshman year of college @ 19 (more than my parents). I'm projected to make at least 150k+ when I graduate.

Because of this I see others as inferior. I play it cool and act normal though, but on the inside I feel like a dickhead criticizing everyone.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before, and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (usually in a certain chat room). I stay on top of it and get them taken down shortly after they pop up, but I actually kind of liked it and hate myself for it.

>>725703386
What's your major, senpai?

>>725703422
Let's see some of those pics

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I met a girl online. I showered her in compliments and asked her to come to my house (parents house, still in high school at the time.) she was really shy and didnt say much. got bored and tried to kiss her. she kissed back and we started making out. she sucked my dick and i fucked her, we went to sleep, woke up and fucked again. never spoke again. I feel like a horrible person. she was only 15 and i was 18. i always feel like i pressured her or something and it makes me feel so bad.

>>725703496
Design, I do UX/UI stuff + code-- so I'm really hot in the Valley.

All my engineering friends & premed friends give me shit because they think I'm gonna be a broke art major, but little do they know....

I fantasize about going to one of those Trump rallies, chaining the doors to the arena, and setting fire to the place. I don't even care if Trump escapes, I want his ignorant cultist followers to burn hard.

>>725703541
that's nothing don't feel bad

>>725703036
thanks for the input idiot

>>725698419
Or would she think it's hot?

>>725703228
Don't laugh pls

>>725703629
I'm actually on the East Coast right now in the tech industry... looking to move to the Valley. $150k there is like $80k here though... hate to break that to you. To ball out in California you need to be making $225k+.

I started an Obama vs Trump thread when it was really just an excuse to talk about the Traveling Wilburys.

>>725703751
>>725703629
This. The cost of living in the valley is fucking huge. Props to you for getting an internship that early though.

>>725703541
kek i was 29 at the time working in fast food
I had three 14yo interns who just started all vying for my cock at the time and I ended convincing them that they had to triple team me because none of them would let the others have me, all before their 15th birthday. Ended up doing it for about a month then quit and got a different job.

Don't feel guilty.

>>725703504
No thanks

>>725703629
How much coding experience do you have? I want to get some sort of internship for computer science but I feel like my knowledge is too little to apply for an intership.

>>725703703
She would be so fucking embarrassed and ashamed! She's a corporate executive at a big company

>>725703871
Come on you slut

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>>725703642
And I want a bullet in your head for believing in the anti Trump hysteria...

I used to rub my cock on the inside of my sister's bras while jerking off and rub some of the cum on them

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>>725698823

I want to have online relationships with cute mentally ill traps, through snap chat and other shit like that, with them randomly sending me cute sexy pictures throughout the day

>>725703751
I think it's very possible for 200k+

I'm working on interning at big places like Facebook,google,etc the rest of the summers that follow.

If I can pull those off the following summers I think I can get offers from many of them and pit them against each other(my last year in college).

>>725703906
BMW?

>>725698719
>having sex with my baby sitter.

gril or faggot babysitter?

>>725703965
It's obviosly some faggot trying to fantasize his weird humiliation fetish. No sane woman talks like that.

>>725703865
>>725703629

Not only that, but it is one of the most desired places in the United States for tech professionals. Mix demand with low supply and you get outrageous prices. I've heard of $27 burger places there

I am pushing college courses to get into engineering, programming, anything that pays well....my father is successful as fuck in it and it happy I'm going into it as well.

Truth is I'm nowhere near as interested in engineering, I am doing fine in the math and programming but I find it boring. My dad's kickass and I'd hate to let him down + I have no idea what I'd go into instead.

>>725703903
I just make random stuff that I think is cool.

I know just enough CSS & a little javascript. However, you can network your way into internships with little skill if you know people

Okay b so i was probably 18 and it was the last month of highschool when this dick hit my sister. they had been going out for years and he was abusive gym rat also on the football team so i go to my nearest cvs and pick up a box of needles and lase them with some roids then i place the roid lased needles in his gym locker. when the foot ball coach did his inspection of the lockers he found the needles. this kid could have been a star quarter back but now he is sitting in a crack den wasting his life.

>>725704090
not interested in a dating a real trap?

>>725704026
i still do this

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>>725704003

>>725704125
The car company? No

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i'm interested in this guy's amulet and white chick game

>>725704116
Well one thing you have on your side is time. I'm currently in the Cyber Security field and am not worried about money, but the competition is very high over there, both for young and older people. Best thing you should do is network with other professionals. That's an advantage you have from already being in the location. Being cocky will only hurt you in the long run and will backfire through your personality.

>>725704326
wow really makes me think

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>>725699896
>Im gay bc I dont have a gf,

"still not gay"

>>725703730
How else am I supposed to react?

>>725698324
You're a big guy.

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>>725704502
4 u

>>725704399
About how America's jumped the shark? Hope it does. We are now Britain, France, Spain, Rome, etc. - take your pick.

I used to steal panties from my best friend back in high school. Never got caught once and had a massive collection. To this day no one but anons know. Though im sure she had her suspicions.

>>725703965
No.

>>725704179
Oh yes because making a post so gets me off. I had a secret, I shared it, don't care much what you think

I'm seventeen and I'm so horny af like all the time. But if there's a boy who'll try to do it with me I got scared. I can only do a hand and oral job.

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>>725704594
>About how America's jumped the shark? Hope it does. We are now Britain, France, Spain, Rome, etc. - take your pick.
And how is that? I'm genuinely curious about your views.

i'm so fucking lonely.I have mild social anxiety, and am an unfuckably ugly little manlet. on top of that i have no talents,or skills,and fail @ everything i do.so i cant "focus on myself.

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>>725703781

>>725704385

Gotcha, i've been networking my ass off so hopefully everything will work out.

And yeah, I'm not cocky to people --- I just have cocky thoughts in my head? Idk if that's normal

Im trying for mechanical engineering soley for the money.

I honestly dont know what an engineer dies exactly. Im think they just do math and draw shapes and shit.

I cheated on my gf with two old men in a gay bath house.

>>725704679
Enjoy your ban, faggot.

>>725704125
Why do you think the bitch works there?

>>725704865
I've seen photos...

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>>725703642

this. exactly this.

>>725704311
I don't actually want to date anyone right now, maybe once I get my shit together. A fun online relationship seems like a compromise while I'm getting out of being a fuck up

>>725703751

yep. fucking engineers have to have roommates until they're like 40 in the valley. seriously

>>725698048
so i got a feeling that my friend is cheating on his gf. I dont blame him because she got fat and bitchy. i have no intention of telling his gf anything anyways but here's a thought that crossed my mind:

I haven't gotten pussy in 4 years and when i stay over, i hear thumping sounds around 6 or 7 am when we call it quits on drinking and i take the guest room. Usually his gf is out of town when i get to hang out and this is the second time i heard it followed by the front door closing and a car leaving. I was temped to check it out and maybe ask to tag team. Best case scenario he lets me tag it and it will be the best sleepovers since childhood blockbuster video game rental nights.
Would this be a bad idea? even just to check out whats going on?

I have a super weird fetish.

I like seeing women with their clothes off.

>>725704404

I honestly dont know if I am. I have never felt for a man the way I do for women, though, good and bad

>>725704846
more

>>725705097
that's straight up bizarre dude, you need to checked out

Had a crush on this girl in high school. Never really talked to her, but sat next to her, One day i cut myself on the wrist by accident with a can opener. She noticed and asked if i was ok. Thought about that meme with spaghetti coming out of the pockets. Tell her i cut myself like how i cut spaghetti to sound all edgy. Looking back high school was a tough year. Never told anyone why i stopped talking to her.

>in eighth grade I sold bombs to someone and gave them to him in school, he never payed me
>Everyone I know thinks I am a computer genius hacker, and get me to fix their stuff, I know almost nothing about computer programming and it is usually just a really simple problem
>Apparently people "look up to me" as a good role model, but that's just because I am good at pretending to know what I'm doing

>>725704892
I'd like to see them. This bitch works at a paper company

>>725705079
>blockbuster video nights

Nigga, are you a wizard?

>>725705230
I didn't save them

>>725704704
We are now at the end of our empire. We were dominant, but with electing Trump, we have officially proven that we do not give a shit.

I should mention that Trump is only the biggest symptom of this decline, not the cause. He's the sarcoma of our case of AIDS.

For years we've backed intervention into other countries for no gain, wasting money on bullshit defense, insisting there is no global warming, anti-intellectual bullshit. The Arabs used to be ahead of everyone until they retreated into themselves and their religion - we will do the same with our nationalist worship.
I often wondered what the Romans were thinking when they were at one of their villa parties and realized, "Shit, all of this is coming to an end." I don't wonder what they're thinking anymore.

>>725700333
It won't

I used to jerk off in the meat freezer at mcdonalds when I was16. I would nut all over the frozen patties. The crew never thought it was weird because I would take all my breaks in there.

>>725705169
High school will be just a bad dream before you realize it. Fuck all them memories.

>>725705276
Too bad. We're they posted here? This bitch would be so devastated and humiliated

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I come home from work three hours before my wife does. Every other day, there's a 16 year old neighbour girl in bed with me for couple hours.
Best thing is, their the same hair colour.

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>>725703642
holy shit on a stick you're a special kind of retarded faggot. You should fantasize about a stool and a rope instead.

>>725704679
Dude you gotta wait till you are 18 to be here

>>725704785
I'm cocky in my head too, but around people, especially business associates, I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. It's okay to stand your ground, especially when it comes to deciding what you are going to get paid. One thing I've learned though is someone's salary doesn't define what kind of person they are.

Some people will work for $50k for the rest of their lives and will not think twice about trying to make more. Having that drive to make a lot of money and set yourself up isn't cocky, it's following your dreams and there are many people out there like you and I.

>>725705178
Also I apparently special like a fucking retard when I get tired, god damn it.

>>725705298
Ooo someone's edgy, you realize the only reason war costs us so much is cause the idiots on the left won't let us finish the fight, right? We could have just glassed the middle east and ended it right then but no, we had to fucking train the Taliban to fight their government, then Al-Queada to fight them, then Syria to fight them, then ISIL to fight them, and the fucking left's golden boy Obama's response was, "Well we're training Iraq now but this time we're giving them a nuke too, 15th time is the charm right?"

Just glass the fucking place and be done, or just let Putin off his leash

>>725705298
I got news for ya. Trump is not an isolationist.

>insisting there is no global warming
This is actually good for the empire because emissions controls just restrict our economy.

We're still militarily dominant and that's not gonna change anytime soon. Also you should actually research why Rome fell, it's really interesting to see all the parallels to modern society and they're not things that someone of your world view would expect.

been living in my older brothers house for about two years (inb4 kek loser) and its just the four of us. me, bro, sil and nephew. since about a year ago, I've developed a good relationship with sil. before, she was always shy around me. now that she has "warmed up", she walks around the house with no bra on. this happens maybe once or twice a week especially on weekends when we go do chores. before, I fap over the internet and stuff but have now moved on to my sil's underwear. I guess I got tired of blowing my load in the shower or on tp's and such. I use clean panties, I use dirty ones, bras, booty shorts, and even blow my load on the pockets of jeans that hug her sweet ass. and issue is she has caught me several times coming out of their room. and I make up lame excuses which seems to pass. she hasn't treated me differently and I seem to enjoy the fact that she might know that I've been using her underwear to jerk-off and even get turned on to the fact that she is walking around the house/ at work with cum-soaked underwear.

>>725704679
taking a cock in your mouth isn't so different from taking it in another hole. You can do it if you want it.

What do you cum to?

>>725705526
>We're they posted here?
yes

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>>725705550

>>725705548

what could possibly go wrong?

"hello honey..... I got off early today"

>let us know how that works out for you.

>>725705881
> Also you should actually research why Rome fell, it's really interesting to see all the parallels to modern society and they're not things that someone of your world view would expect.

Are you gonna answer with some Victorian moralistic stuff about hedonism and social decay? cos that shit isn't considered good history.

I'm a sociopath. I use to finger my wife's younger sisters while they slept. They are heavy sleepers.

When I was a kid I use to drown cats for fun then hide the bodies. I once cracked a newborn cats skull with my teeth it died a few days later.

I find it enjoyable to manipulate people into liking me. Everyone at my work adores me. If they only knew how dark my soul really is.

I actually fucked my dad last night. Mom was out at a conference and he came into my room. We started talking and all of a sudden we were making out, it was exhilarating. Eventually he grabbed my chest and things went on from there. I really love him and don't want things to go back to normal once mom comes home. I'm just really conflicted

>>725705980
Was she Indian with big tits?

im 23 and I just quit my job to move and live with a 42 year old mother of three and be her fuck toy
the milf is an unending source of cock wreckage but I'm currently grooming her daughters and even showered with the eldest a couple of times and had her soap up and "clean" (jerk) my hard dick.
What at time to be alive.

>>725706061
No it's mostly due to letting in foreigners(Germanic tribes) of questionable loyalty(they just fought a fucking war with Rome) and culture(they were fucking barbarians) into Roman society.

>>725705863
You literally have as much knowledge of warfare as Trump, do you? Read Sun-Tzu and you'd figure out how we got our asses kicked in Nam.

And if you're one of the people who think that we only started losing wars around Nam, the ghosts of the Confederacy and the War of 1812 would have something to tell you.

>>725706124
i don't remember

>>725706123
it will go back to normal. go easy on your father

>>725706123
>I actually fucked my dad last night.
No condoms? Did he cum inside?

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>>725705252
not exactly. I had sex before but its been terrible every time and the only time i was diamonds was when i was almost gonna fuck this really hot petite girl.

My social life is shit at 29 since im not invited anywhere because im a spaz which is a cycle since high school. I feel socially awkward because of that and left out of the loop on everything. Hookers are sketchy because police and dont want to be on the sex offenders list for life. Friend is a chadish person, got the looks but also has shared interests like me.

I look back on childhood shit like blockbuster rentals because it was a time where i was optimistic and had simple needs that could be met with ease like everyone else.

spending a grand at the only place where prostitution is legal seems like a last resort. And yes, it is expensive because i checked.

I have CP on my computer and dont want to delete it. I masturbate over 13-16 yearolds and im 36.

>>725706123
pics or it didn't happen

>>725706402
Dude what the fuck

>>725706024
will do when it happens

>>725706131
Pic? How did it start?

i lie in these threads for the lulz.

im also a moderately attractive women with a sick sense of humor.

>>725706353
He said he didn't want to take advantage of me on our first time. He said he'd be willing to only of I think about it and decide it's what I want.

I kind of think I might want his children, but that might fuck up our whole family.

>>725706402
what's your favorite pic? Describe, don't post.

Ever looked at younger?

>>725706321
That's too bad

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>>725706123
This you?

>>725705881
> This is actually good for the empire because emissions controls just restrict our economy.
You've have been one of those that insisted when cars came around that someone would have to look after the horses and blacksmiths.
> We're still militarily dominant and that's not gonna change anytime soon. Also you should actually research why Rome fell, it's really interesting to see all the parallels to modern society and they're not things that someone of your world view would expect.
Militarily dominant has nothing to do with it. No one is listening to us anymore, and our power is shrinking for other reasons (climate change, reduction of science in America, etc.). I know that Rome fell in a lot of different ways.

>>725706237
>>725706061
Also the Romans would import slaves from foreign lands to do farm work and other hard labor that ended up putting poorer Romans out of work.(kinda sound like our immigration right?) Lot's of young men of fighting age with nothing do is bad news.

>>725706498
and i assume you are extremely attracted to guys with that sense of humor.

>>725706131
how old are the 3 daughters? Does the mom know you're working on them?

>>725706237
That went on throughout Rome's history; the reason they rebelled at the end is they didn't get the land and support they wanted. That was literally why Alaric sacked Rome in 401 CE.

>>725706655

yes.

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>>725706131

>>725706740
410 CE

i wanna know what love is

I still suck my thumb..I don't know why I'm very ashamed of it but it's been so hard for me to stop

>>725706123

Why do you think youre attracted to him?

>>725706609
>You've have been one of those that insisted when cars came around that someone would have to look after the horses and blacksmiths.
No? How is that related? Industrialization greatly increased production and economic strength.


Military dominance has absolutely everything to with an empires health.

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i wanna fuck my sister in law


pic related

>>725706505
>I kind of think I might want his children, but that might fuck up our whole family.
and it will. how old are you?

I helped a dog to fuck my gf

>>725704742
i see..no one cares

>>725707057
Nice. Got pics?

>>725707112
I care, anon.

>>725706493
no pics yet but Im working on getting some
it started by me just wearing underwear around the house all the time then I said that they should start doing it more as well because it is comfortable, I'd have a casual fiddle on the couch watching tv every now and then and get a half bone and sometimes they casually look at my package so I know its eventually going to be on

>>725706665
youngest is 6, 9 and 11
mother doesn't know im working on them but Im not really sure shed care all that much to be honest, early in the piece we were fucking in their living room and loud as fuck and this was before I found out she had kids im sure they would have been there, even now when we fuck its loud and powerful shes a high up corporate power tripper and I was one of her work conquests before I quit, so they have to have heard at one time or another

>>725707056
I just turned 19. Going to college and need to stay with my family cause I don't have any money.

I love him so much though, it made me happy that he wanted to be with me. Sometimes I feel like I need him to feel complete

>>725707121
I recorded it with three cameras, no way i could post though sorry

my mother's car tried to friend me in my fathers front.

I hire escorts to fist my ass...My gf doesn't know.

>>725698048
Go fuck yourself you fucking faggot. I would kill myself if all I did was post this stupid faggot thread every day.

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>>725704742
Only one choice.

>>725707197
>youngest is 6, 9 and 11
you probably shouldn't do that

>>725706958
> Military dominance has absolutely everything to with an empires health.
Tell it to the Spartans.

>>725707232
:(

i was never attracted to my sister til i looked through her phone and found nudes, now i wanna fuck her

>>725698898
You should look back and think, "wow, I'm a real fucking cunt".

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very related lol

https://youtu.be/w9bT4D80soU

>>725707405
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>725707405
how old is she?

Also share pics.

>>725707392
Sorry, it's just not worth the risk

>>725707379
They weren't militarily dominant outside of Greece. They just didn't have the numbers.

>>725707440
>>725707467
wish i saved em, she would leave her phone to charge when she showered and i would look through her texts and fap. it was a rush and i didnt think of how to save them at that point

>>725707222
first of all, nice trips young lady.
secondly, love him? are you sure this isn't lust? you are young, don't fuck it up too early yet. getting pregnant is one thing, but fucking your father AND getting knocked up by him is on a different level. the kinda level you both go to jail if someone finds out.

>>725705178
haha, you will go far in the corporate world

>>725707347
but the 11yo is positively drooling for it
it will be an awesome achievement, she's alittle bit chubby and slightly developed when she was playing with my cock you could see the raw thirst in her eyes made me even harder

I convinced my gf at the time to finger her younger sister

>>725707722
lol

>>725707053

i want to fuck your sister in law

>>725707722
what's next? getting her to suck the tip? touching her?

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Only I've noticed the masturbation tools in the emma watson leaks. Why is everyone ignoring it?

I guess everyone is focused on emma's sexy feet.

>>725707969
lint rollers?

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>>725706088
>>if only they knew how dark my soul really is
Also if you kill defenseless animals you're a cunt, even if this is b8. Try and murder me cocksucker, I'd curbstomp your teeth into dust.

https://youtu.be/gl7gAkYReSc

>>725702099
I got the same problem /b/ro. Feel like I should get some help but at the same time I feel like my mind is to twisted to talk about with just some random psycologist

I took a nice look a my little sisters pussy when she was passed out due to meds when she was 16.

>>725708210
The most I've done was sniff my little sister's hair while I jacked off

>>725708210
did you get to smell or taste it:?
did you fap or take pics?

>>725705930
I love playing with my sister in law's underwear too. What did you do to her bras?

>>725708093
You must be new.

>>725702099
Can't you find a find to talk to who will understand?

>>725708210
i have 4 sisters and growing up i saw them naked all the time.

>>725708130

Might as well take the plunge. After a while, I decided that I wasnt brave enough to help myself, so I wnet to someone who could help me through it.

well, i actually took the time to read all the shit posted here today... and holy shit, there is much degeneracy. kek.

>>725708295
I put my middle finger all the way in. Didn't smell or taste it. I wasn't sexually attracted to her, just curious.

>>725707927
hopefully get her to make me cum just with hands and see what she thinks and go from there, she came pretty close just with the "cleaning" during the last shower. Mainly to try and turn her into wanting it so it doesn't feel forced on her.
tonight after dinner we were on the couch with me just in undies and I got it hard while she was hugging me and I was bouncing it around in my pants and she was looking at it and giggling. I was hoping she'd put her hand down my pants but it never happened. So far all signs point to glory.

when we were younger i helped my sister in video games in exchange for her letting me fuck her tits

>>725701020

...psst...buddy...she's not the one drifting off into political extremism. You are.

I really want to get into animation. Im great at drawing, or at least the few people I've shown say so. I usually hide my drawings away, even though the only people that see them say they're great. My anxiety is way too bad to believe them though. Im too nervous to put any of my work out there, and I have no idea how the fuck to make a digital animation. I REALLY want to start a webseries, kind of like a digital comic, but i have no idea on how to go about it.
>Any animators on /b with advice?
>anyone with any advice at all?

>>725708582
Never been quite so disturbed in my life as I am by seeing an actual child rapist in the making.

>>725708483

Apart from me being a physical shut in, ive become an emotional one too.

I dont often open up to people enough to make friends. When I do try and get along, it feels like im forcing it or pretending.

Ive made very few friends I have an actual connection with